r/HolUp - Parenting 2.0 just Dropped 😬

[@jbz4788]

Imagine getting away with murder because some dumbass contaminated your crime scene with glitter trying to resurrect the victim

[@thevrana]

Plot twist: He was the murderer, he contaminated the crime scene on purpose to cover up for any traces that he accidentally left behind.

[@erin1569]

But what if it works and the victim points out the killer? Bet you haven't thought about that

[@AllyBubblesSpriggs]

​@erin1569 murder victims don't tend to speak up....

[@bigdaddy69420]

@@AllyBubblesSpriggs i think he means, if the ressurrection of the victim works, then the former victim would be able to speak up. This ignores the fact that it would be stupid to kill someone, and the ressurrect them, like whats the point?

[@erin1569]

@@AllyBubblesSpriggs they do if they're resurrected

[@DarcOne13]

Okay, two towns in my area are named Manly and Fertile. You can imagine our faces when the announcement came: "Manly Man and Fertile Woman Engaged."

[@GhostBear3067]

If that was in a newspaper getting to write that announcement made some reporter's career.

[@rookideetrainer1635]

I would love to see "Manly Woman and Fertile Man Engaged" too XD

[@abigailr.9601]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s insane Or even better: “Fertile Man and Manly Woman Engaged” 😂

[@TheSkyGuy77]

The journalists got a kick outta that one too 😂

[@Kualinar]

it would have been fun to have «Manly Woman and Fertile Man Engaged»

[@LMBillingsley]

If my partner proposed to me with a fake assault, i would say yes in the moment, but break up as soon as we were not longer on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. Un. Hinged.

[@Grave_of_the_Sea]

Why would you say yes in the moment if you're just going to break up anyways? Edit: After seeing people's replies, I understand that the reason is safety, I just didn't think of that as a cis guy.

[@JoshuaKelly-hf2kx]

@@Grave_of_the_Seato ensure they don’t abandon you on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere.

[@indigophoenix12]

@@Grave_of_the_Seathink about it for a sec… If you don’t get it, comment and I’ll explain.

[@Temmerin]

@@Grave_of_the_Sea To ensure you actually make it home. You don't know how someone that would do that would react to you saying no.

[@Rufinelle]

Had the very same thought. I might have faked a heart attack or a mental breakdown in the car to get back at him....

[@kadynisapanda]

Fun legal fact! The woman in the "kidnapping proposal" can take him to court for the incident and sue he and his buddies for emotional distress, may potentially be able to keep the ring, and depending if the vehicle is in her name can sue for property damage as well! Luckily, the entire event is all on video for her convenience 😁

[@osheridan]

You know those "pranks" in which people make people think they're not secured before a dramatic show ride? Those cases, when they went to court, were treated as assault. I imagine this would be the same.

[@cucumber12l34]

How is click the most sane and the most insane person I've seen at the same time?

[@luckyblock403]

Schrödinger's sanity

[@kuwe4652]

Because he is handsanely insane

[@eloraandkhan3288]

insane but wholesome. Sane but unhinged.

[@decepticusprevails]

Talent

[@someoneawesome8717]

Blessing of an old god

[@Northlander72]

The whole "smashing the car and making someone think they were gonna die" proposal thing reminds me of an AITA thing I heard some months ago, where the geniuses who were tasked with bringing the woman about to get proposed to chose to play it out as a kidnapping sceme where they grabbed the poor woman, threw her blindfolded into a van while one of them kept telling her about all the awful ways she was gonna get killed (and possibly raped?) And in this case, the poor groom wasn't even in on it. (And was absolutely furious when he found out.)

[@Pirates.27]

Who needs enemies when you have friends like this. Depraved morons...

[@Silvery_jade]

Do you have the name of the account or the title?? I wanna check it out

[@shadowpadinc.2058]

I believe I heard about that story somewhere before as well.

[@Northlander72]

@@Silvery_jade It was either /rslash or darkfluff, but I can't recall which one, much less which video it was. Probably the former.

[@shatteredstar7218]

I don't remember the name of it but I do remember seeing the story on r/bestofredditorupdates

[@peepopopo7140]

"Technically didn't break the rules" is usually referred to as "Malicious Compliance"

[@nobodishere]

One of my fave subs to see covered... it's the evil twin of r/technicallythetruth

[@-Devy-]

Those two aren't even remotely the same.

[@zuzanabartekova4823]

This or technicallythetruth

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@-Devy-Malicious compliance is simply a more specific form of technically not breaking the rules. That's not "the same" in an exact sense but it's definitely under the umbrella of the category so saying they "aren't remotely the same" is absurd.

[@Milbyte11]

Malicious compliance is doing exactly what you were told to do, thus hilarity ensues. It's similar but not exactly the same as technically not breaking rules

[@lost_times]

13:40 Funny thing about this millionaire is that he still quit because he couldn't handle poverty. Despite never sleeping on the streets (he slept on people's couches and such until he got an apartment), he said his mental health was suffering and his body didn't feel right. He ended up making less than 100K before tapping out of a very confortable experiment because he was in good health before, never slept on the streets, never went hungry, didn't have any mental ilness, wasn't experiencing abuse or any drug addiction. And he knew that was 'fake', he had the security that whatever that play time had for him, he could come back to his good life at any second. And he still tapped out.

[@kempolar9768]

People who have it good underestimate just what the morale of having a safety net if needed can do for you.

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

So then, when he knew how bad things are in the world and he has all his resources, what did he do?

[@Just_Reading_Comments]

I don’t even think he slept on people’s couches. If I’m remembering correctly someone offered to let him use their camper on like one of the first nights of him playing homeless.

[@lost_times]

@@Mecharnie_Dobbs he gave up on the experiment and came back to his normal life. I guess his name is Mike Black or something, you can probably find him just looking for this experiment, 'a millionaire tries to work from the bottom and gives up'. I guess he quit in 9 months or so and he was far from his goal of 1 million in a year.

[@lost_times]

@@Just_Reading_Comments he did that too, he slept in many places, but never out in the streets, in park benches or in a cardboard in an alley. He had a very easy experience. The camera crew following him also made him immune to common violence like small thefts, aggression and much more.

[@JunoGaylord]

fun fact: Black cats were actually good luck, at least in slavic culture, because they could detect and banish evil spirits so everyone kept very good care of their black cats. Stray black cats were a bad omen because if a black cat was on the street that would mean that something very bad happened to it's owners

[@zuzanabartekova4823]

I'm from a Slavic country and I've only ever heard about the "black cat on street" part. Specifically that if a black cat crosses the way you're going, you're gonna have bad luck. But the thing with owning black cats being a good thing is so sweet

[@frufruJ]

@@zuzanabartekova4823 I'm from a Slavic country too (judging by your name, we may be from the same one), and I haven't heard anything like that either. I went to Wikipedia, and all that I could find is: "In contrast, the supernatural powers ascribed to black cats were sometimes viewed positively; for example, sailors considering a "ship's cat" would want a black one because it would bring good luck. Sometimes, fishermen's wives would keep black cats at home too, in the hope that they would be able to use their influence to protect their husbands at sea."

[@EdieBird]

Well now I need to know...what if a stray black cat chooses you as it's new person? (I have one that just walked into my house five years ago and never left LOL)

[@fiyahquacker2835]

​@@EdieBirdmine lately chooses to sit on my chest and try to block me from my phone when he wants his food. He also lately has been laying down right by my neck forcing my neck into an uncomfortable position while he rests.

[@EdieBird]

@@fiyahquacker2835 mine has decided she permanently lives on my extra soft pillow that I use when my head hurts...lol she likes to lie there and pat my face for attention at night. (And the other cats don't pester her there during the day, she's kind of a grumpy older lady now as she was at LEAST three when she moved in)

[@cryochick9044]

20:02 that bathroom thing is GENUINELY ILLEGAL in America. Charging someone for using the bathroom is against the Americans with Disabilities Act

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

Easy there, it wasn’t real

[@rookideetrainer1635]

@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose do you mean that in a "dear lord, calm your tits" way or "you can relax 😊" way?

[@John_Weiss]

Oh, I'm sure the current Supreme Court will overturn the ADA for … reasons.

[@thechosenone5421]

american court doesn't treat ADA seriously

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@@thechosenone5421 Really? That’s disgusting; please give more details or a source? Best regards!

[@anita.incognita]

The woman who charged the other mom for the playdate actually just tried to rage bait everyone and had the contact info of the "other mom" posted, and people genuinely gave that mom money for the expenses. Then later, the woman who charged the other woman came out and said that the other woman was never charged, and the money people were sending actually went to her. So she basically just scamed a lot of people to get a bunch of money. Honestly kinda sad.

[@bluchismoon]

They could probably charge her for fraud, right?

[@VJP8464]

Disgustingly ingenious, apart from actually admitting to everyone that she was scamming them Really reminds me of the Green Mile; what John Coffey said about Wild Bill murking those little girls with their love for each other Scamming people by taking advantage of their altruism for another person is a special level of evil

[@agnes8610]

I was hoping it was just good old TikTok trolling, this is so much worse 😒

[@RGC_animation]

Big brain play right there, unethical? Yeah, definitely. But it was really smart.

[@gecko2.617]

​@@agnes8610I mean... technically she was trolling, on TikTok... 😂

[@dragonetafireball]

22:39 this can be concidered abusive and trying to hijack misattribution of arousal which is when a body misunderstand panic for excitement

[@elincarlsson6388]

WOMAN in the car with the "fake kidnapping" proposal, the correct reaction is: Is the key still in the ignition of the car?, yes, then drive away while flipping the bird to this asshole. That is a man that will keep traumatizing you and it will only get worse, leave him.

[@RGC_animation]

And then you receive a theft charge and get arrested because you just stole his car. What you should do is call the police immediately.

[@emma123abc]

@@RGC_animation is it theft if its a life or death situation tho? theres even teh vid to prove it? and even then theyd been in trouble for fraud probably. and teh car could very well be her own/a shared one

[@ShanRenxin]

If he's pulling that kind of shit, you fake saying "yes" in the moment to get him to drive you back to town, THEN you go to the cops and give them the video the moment you have the opportunity. I wouldn't trust this guy to take a "no" peaceably.

[@karowolkenschaufler7659]

depending on the stage of entanglement of the two lives... maybe they already live together... you have to be more careful about leaving him behind. he did unhinged shit. what feels like the correct reaction might get you killed...

[@karowolkenschaufler7659]

@@ShanRenxin and I wouldn't trust the legal system to be of much use at this point. he did nothing that could really get him locked up. calling the police on him might just set him off against you. retstraining orders have limited use as well. I might be really paranoid... but in this situation I think you need to plan your exit from this relationship really carefully.

[@zelinte1512]

23:18 Tbh I would have the same answer with the girl bc I would be scared shitless. (Considering it's his first time pulling something like this) You're in middle of nowhere with several man who just attacked your vehicle with weapons and it turns out your bf was actually behind it for proposing you. Accepting it till reaching a safe place seems like a better choice here. (Again assuming she's a logical person)

[@karinalemieux9396]

For the husband that cheated with the sister and got pregnant, then claimed to do it for the wife/sister; the wife/sister suffered severe controversies over being upset and not being thankful for her husband’s and sister’s ‘selfless’ and ‘honorable’ actions for her. Many told her that it would still be her child because it was still her ‘genetics’ and his sperm and that she would be evil, abusive and neglectful to all of them especially the baby, if she left them and went no contact. Her sister was a ‘free’ surrogate. Shit was a mess.

[@bluchismoon]

Was it the husband and sister using alt accounts or something? Cause who in their right mind says that?

[@VJP8464]

@@bluchismoonQuite a few people on this planet aren’t in their right minds lol, it’s distressingly easy for me to imagine there being a number of people actually saying that unironically

[@nattynatty49]

in what world is this real 😭

[@karinalemieux9396]

@@bluchismoon hi! No, here in the states, especially conservative ones, women who struggle with infertility have very biased opinions/views on situations like this because they cannot have a child. To some, as long as you can get a child that is part of you and your husband, a lot of them do not care. However, if the husband cheated with someone else or a person of color, they would deem her right to leave and that she shouldn’t have to deal with his mess. A lot of people take up the ideas of being ‘grateful’ and ‘what God wanted/planned for’ in these type of situations as long as it meets certain criteria.

[@petthequeenofmaddness8592]

@@karinalemieux9396 ya the thing in cases like this/that is they have to be open about it with the partner

[@86fifty]

The guy who did photos of NYC women and telling them to smile more, their reactions made me REALLY laugh like, you go girl! The sheer VARIETY of types of disgust and offended! Human diversity is beautiful XD

[@jacthing1]

Though what a waste of some perfectly good coffee

[@rookideetrainer1635]

@@jacthing1 you don't know, maybe the coffee was just a bit too sweet anyway or something XD

[@thoughtsofelizabeth]

I get a lot of "smile! It's not that bad!" I guess I've just got RBF or something. Sometimes i just want to snarl at people. I started plastering a smile on my face everywhere I go because I just don't feel like yelling "sometimes it is that fucking bad!" I started doing that when I was flying down about 17 months ago to arrange my youngest brother's affairs. Sometimes, it just is that bad.

[@AspiringToFailure]

I just realised, Fitbits are like tamagochis except the stupid little creature I have to keep alive is me haha

[@pepper4632]

😀🙁🚶‍♀️

[@QueenOfCavies]

I can never unsee this. 😂

[@Urlocalskeleton]

😭

[@imalittledyslexic]

This is why we can’t let bro cook.

[@ChaosTheoriesLuxe]

That is scary accurate.

[@JamsterKensei]

The fake assault proposal: I read a story reddit where a guy wanted to propose to his gf by having his friends and coworker ( one was a cousin I think) "kidnap" the gf and bring her to him blindfolded and him in a tux and reveal the surprise. Except one of his "friends" thought it was something else and she ended up traumatised, she'd wet herself and her husband was in shock.

[@camelopardalis84]

What do you mean by "one of his "friends" thought it was something else"?

[@brookepreaseau7337]

Care to elaborate?

[@_Sparky144]

Was it My (23F) bf’s (26M) friends pretending to kidnap me for a proposal?

[@camelopardalis84]

@@brookepreaseau7337 Sparky144's reply in this thread helped me find the reddit post.

[@MadameCirce]

The lady with the play date charges came out afterwards mocking everyone for believing her and claimed she got a lot of money sent to her because the other mom's e-mail address was actually her own. Rage bait turned actual fraud, fun times. Or maybe just double rage bait?

[@Ruby-yn5fp]

I remember my mom when i got a bit older complaining to me how my friends were always staying for dinner with us, but when I played at their place they'd always send me home bc it was time for them to eat. So I can understand a situation where the parent gets frustrated bc it seems other parents are taking advantage of basically sending their kids off to free day care. But if thats what happens and it isnt reciprocated, you can either suck it up bc your kids are happy playing together, or tell the other parent you would appreciate it if they could play at their house too sometimes. thats sad that people bought this and just start throwing money. venmo man. taking advantage of peoples compassion and wanting to help.

[@laurafallasgarro6371]

( around ) 20:06 : The funniest thing is that I have “lol“ dolls, and the child probably didn’t even “break” the doll. If you have ever seen one, you know that their heads pops on and off easily. Like that’s the POINT

[@elaexplorer]

She was hugging him for comfort. Hope she has enough sense to break up with him because she's not going to be able to mentally rwcover from that worh him there.

[@nattynatty49]

I'm pretty sure they'd be gaslighting her like hell into thinking she's overreacting

[@GretchZ]

I’m pretty sure someone this awful is gaslighting her on the reg already.

[@thatonewitch]

Also, thats his car - she probably said yes so that they wouldn't just leave her stranded if she said no

[@SingingSealRiana]

Yeah, when you are this freaked out ypu are desperate enough totake a h8g even from the 9ne at fault, dpes. Jot mean its forhoven or anything

[@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar]

24:12 Jesus that's so not ok. I hope she actually broke up with him.

[@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar]

36:45 A80&+!o^ time!

[@twichmcvey6065]

Those men thinking traumatizing a woman to get her to say yes to a marriage proposal is NUTS

[@thatmspaintgirl]

And then they clapped, what the fuck.

[@shadowpadinc.2058]

They are very much lucky if the girl did not choose fight over say flight/freeze as a response

[@oliviastratton2169]

Yeah, if you're taking romantic gestures out of King Henry VIII's playbook, you need to rethink your whole life.

[@claudiafernandes1150]

I really like shitty pranks but that was too fucking realistic!! NOT TO MENTION THE DAMAGES! If my significant other pulled this shit on me I would be going to everyone I know to gather support, call the cops and show them the video tell them i was fearing for my life... that i was gonna breakup with that dude and if i disappear in the next days thats their man. I really hope they didn't know my parents cus i would go home to hide and probably delete every single account I have.

[@waffles3629]

​@@shadowpadinc.2058 exactly, like did they not think about her potentially fighting back?

[@gigifabulous]

23:36 I have a feeling it's like a Stockholm syndrome thing where she's like "I'm gonna pretend to love him until I get to a safe space and not be left in the middle of nowhere"

[@rora9553]

Fear and stress greatly increase different hormones in your body. Many people who survive traumatic events will get married THINKING they are in love. These marriages almost never last long. This could have been a manipulation tactic on his end.

[@ceilinh6004]

Yeah. This always makes me think of the movie Speed. Sandra Bullock and Keannu Reeves' characters address this fact in the movie. Then, of course, in the sequel, Sandra Bullock's character gets with a different guy under similar circumstances. 😂

[@Kartoffelkamm]

It's called "misattribution of arousal", and one episode in Fresh Pretty Cure actually tackled it. Which is honestly wild, conceptually, because Pretty Cure is a magical girl franchise, so them coming out with one character realizing she doesn't actually love someone, and what she felt that one time was just the excitement of the moment, is pretty nice. Then there is the episode with the controlling boyfriend in Go! Princess Precure, and of course the main character's entire arc in Healin' Good Precure, which is written as her getting away from her abusive ex.

[@Star-vf8vz]

@@Kartoffelkamm I do not normally watch Magical Girl franchises, but I am *really* curious how they handled it since you make it sound like they did a good job.

[@Kartoffelkamm]

@@Star-vf8vz To be honest, it's been a while since I watched Fresh, and there were some far more memorable moments, but I do remember that they handled it quite well. Also, Pretty Cure, especially in the earlier seasons, is like the shounen of magical girls. And the writers make it a point to focus on the friendship between the girls, so there isn't much in the way of romance to bog things down.

[@artheenbyrogue804]

I can confidently say that as an asexual (who isn't remotely interested in the naughties), I do NOT appreciate the service of the City of Kenosha 40:47.

[@Dungeons_And_Moogles]

I love how we had the commentary, "back when pranks were rpanks, not harassing people," then immediately a prank video with damage to property, traumatizing a person, and (regardless of whether they know or not) manipulate into a positive reaction to your proposal.

[@Raiaka]

24:00 Whether or not there's anything explicit in the law would depend on the jurisdiction, but a case could be made that the woman would have had reason to believe, given the circumstances, that saying no would have put her in danger. There is also the factor of shock you mentioned which would make it questionable if she was of sound mind when answering.

[@cecile886]

25:26 ennui (/än'wē/): "a feeling of listlessness and dissatisfaction arising from a lack of occupation or excitement."

[@TheSkyGuy77]

Isn't that just boredom? 😂

[@Roadent1241]

If that isn't me XD

[@cecile886]

@@TheSkyGuy77 boredom: "the state of being weary or restless through lack of interest." So, they're slightly different. 🙂

[@Alfabaie]

Hey :) 'Ennui' is originally a french word, and we in fact translate it to 'boredom' in english!

[@B.M.-rq3ue]

It’s actually the word for “boredom” in French

[@corvus1374]

Illinois also has a town named Oblong. There was once a newspaper headline, Normal Man marries Oblong Woman.

[@jaroldscottwilliams.3rd832]

They literally could have skipped the window smashing and masks, basically all of it except climbing out of the van. Then just EVERYONE brings flowers out of the van, sets them on the hood of the car, and gets back in the van before driving off as the fiance (Not an probably ex-fiance in this theoretical universe) takes out the ring and starts proposing.

[@claudiafernandes1150]

That would actually be cute! I don't mind a little jumpscare if it ends up being funny but what they did was nightmare fuel... I have a pretty active imagination and I know full well that shit would be plaguing my nightmares

[@Yuruble]

22:50 - Break up rn. Red flags everywhere. "Let's cause damage - so romantic!"

[@maliya_sonaria1466]

We all like biblically accurate angels ... especially emotional damaging

[@Molly_Dollyy774]

Omfg... Yessssss ✨️ *_MERCH IDEA~_* ✨️

[@gecko2.617]

I feel like every biblically accurate angel is emotionally damaging.... but I want one as a plushie! right now! 😂❤

[@dash0mysh]

DO IT!

[@jennaheiser625]

24:00 That poor girl is NOT smiling at any point. Did he just have a friend with a van and think “Hey, I bet I could get my proposal to go viral,” without sparing a thought for how upsetting an experience like that is?

[@lmaChroma]

She looks so numb, I hope she's away from him now

[@maxthereapernephilim2416]

37:12 I decided to check out the orginal post for more context. They are in fact poly groupie who love each other very much and are very happy.

[@toriknorth3324]

tbh I would have been astonished if they weren't poly

[@ViktorErikFade]

23:05 How dare he assume that even means yes and they applaud Id file a restraining order against someone who put me under false danger like that screw the proposal

[@xXTheBreadLordXx]

With the fake kidnapping proposal thing, I probably would've accepted too solely just out of fear. Like, if this was a guy I was dating, and he did something like this as a "joke" or for some weirdly happy reason, I'd be nervous (and probably a little scared) about what he'd try and do if he was actually angry or something

[@AnimeLuver0604]

He also got several of his friends in on this who clearly think it's funny/a good idea to scare this woman and literally smash her property. Who knows how safe those guys are if things don't go their way. Also, she's isolated with these people, fawn is the safest response and that's terrifying.

[@Roadent1241]

I'd've probably been completely dumb and angry and dumped him then and there. Ew. No. If it's a LARP where we all have a gist of the script then...!

[@arielruby13]

Yep, dude would get the positive reaction but later she would figure out a way to dumo him. Hope she is okay and far away from that dude

[@Yuruble]

41:10 - The real question is, who wrote it: A confused boomer or a laughing gen z?

[@Regulus_Offical]

Both work 😂

[@naymeequillo]

"Noooo it looks like roadkill!!" Oh I can not handle how dissappointed you sounded there!!

[@qckreplacementvideos7561]

27:55 He counted kissing and intimate touch as part of the body count. That's why it's so crazy high.

[@talkichik101]

Click...your larping adventure is basically the plot of monty python and the holy grail lol. They kept murdering people pretending they were knights and the police kept chasing them. Classic comedy.

[@HarryDirtay]

The police arrested them for the murder of a famous historian. The person who killed the historian on screen was riding an actual horse ergo: Arthurs knigbts are innocent as all they had was coconut shells and patsy a man who identified as a horse.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@@HarryDirtay Patsy was a Therian?

[@storyranger]

Came here to mention Monty Python and the Holy Grail! That's one thing they left out of the musical that I'm a teeny bit sad about (although I completely understand why, stage is such a different medium and needed a different ending!)

[@chappieindahaus2509]

Fun fact about this plot line; they were running out of money for the film and so inserted this plot to make the ending make sense bc they ran out of money for the intended plot.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

​@@chappieindahaus2509Can verify. My source is TV Tropes, but still.

[@wolf1066]

44:15 - this sequence should be broadcast as a PSA with "DON'T tell random people they should 'smile more'!" ("...this PSA was brought to you by the Department of the Bloody Obvious")"

[@thestoryKeeper123]

Partnership with "Mind Damn Business"

[@slappysloth7987]

5:48 Someone once told me they got mad at their significant other because they kept apologising for everything that they were annoyed about, and they could never have a good argument.

[@trishapellis]

To be fair, there are men who subscribe to the mentality of "a woman always has to be right so the best thing you can do to get her off your back is apologize immediately" where you end up with situations where they don't actually change anything and they refuse to actually talk about problems to try and solve them. A person who doesn't want to solve the problem but figures they can avoid the consequences by just always apologizing is infuriating as all get out. If your friend is really annoyed because she wants to have an actual fight, they may just... both be toxic.

[@randomloseranddull1560]

then the cycle of apologising, for apologizing.

[@kasocool2812]

Had something similar with an ex. Whenever I could feel myself starting to lose my temper over an argument I would go for a 5 min walk to calm myself down a bit, so it wouldn't become a yelling match. She then started complaining about that

[@carolallison9685]

I need the context. Ive been in a similar situation, but the apologies were just to shut me up so i couldnt actually talk about how i was feeling and so he didnt have to cope with conflict and take real responsibility for his actions. Then, he would just keep doing the same things over and over again. The final straw was when he apologized for abandoning me and our two young children for another woman who was married. He was sorry because her husband came home from deployment, so she couldnt keep having a relationshipwith him and he wanted his family back. Again, i wasn't even allowed to discuss how my husband having an affair behind my back made me feel because he didn't want to cope with the conflict. He wanted me to forgive and forget. The best part was him spreading rumors about me cheating on him with my current husband because he still refused to take responsibility. I met my current husbamd a year after i divorced my ex, but sure, it was because i was having an affair with a man i didnt even know.

[@esmee6308]

My mum legit thinks my partner makes a terrible husband because 'we never fight'. If you scream at him, he pulls back, if you treat him poorly he'll remove himself from the situation. She uses my dad as example, it was 'impossible to fight with him as well, so everything bottled up until it exploded'. My dad passed when I was young but if I take after him, she should have tried talking to him. It works wonders for my partner and I. :'')

[@Indigoisaspookyghost]

28:52 I would actually do something even creepier as a kid. When I was a little child, I would put my dolls face down in the tub and go “night night” very creepily. That’s like… the least disturbing thing I did as a child. When I was 4 or 5, I was obsessed with stuffed animals. We went to a garage sale, and there was a bin of free stuffed animals for little kids. There was dogs, cats, etc- and a cthulhu plushie. I chose that one. On the car ride home, my mother asked if I was going to put it with my other toys. I apparently said, in a very serious and creepy voice, “No. Cthulhu likes to be alone.” Yeah my mom got rid of that as soon as she got the chance. I put him on a separate shelf and never played with him.

[@Milk-ck1wv]

That's so mean:( did you get him back

[@Indigoisaspookyghost]

@@Milk-ck1wv Nah- to clarify, she gave him away the first chance she got AFTER I agreed to it

[@EmrysRobbins]

@@Indigoisaspookyghost Any chance you remember what company made him? My husband would love a Cthulu plush for a birthday gift :D

[@Indigoisaspookyghost]

@@EmrysRobbinsAugh, no, sorry! I got it when i was 3 or 4 and we were at a garage sale. I’d try looking online!

[@saturnfrosch9115]

24:32 I don’t know about other places, but here in switzerland engagements are not legally binding under any circumstances. The only obligation that can come from an engagement is the obligation to return major gifts (for example a car or a wedding ring) to the partner when the engagement is broken off.

[@lijuanzhou6971]

In germany existed ‘til 1998 a law, that a man had to pay the woman a small sum, called “Kranzgeld”, when ending the engagement.

[@camelopardalis84]

A female relative of mine got engaged at some point before the mid-1990s (possibly as early as the late 1960s) here in Switzerland and when the engagement was broken off, she (and I assume also her ex-fiancé) had to return the gifts she (they) had received. Also legally, apparently.

[@MoonlitBookworm73]

21:12 This video was actually made as rage bait. The original person also had a second Venmo under the other mom’s name and people sent money trying to be nice to the other mom, but it all just went towards the original creator.

[@carmenplangger9417]

29:30 Fun fact (?), snakes' metabolism is so slow, they can survive several months in those bottles. And they get pissed. So, if you drink from it, let someone else pour it.

[@numberfour1234]

I think you got the wrong timestamp

[@Ramsey276one]

"SsssSHITHEAD!!!"

[@desperadox7565]

A slow metabolism doesn't let a snake survive in 80% alcohol.

[@numberfour1234]

@@desperadox7565 We don’t know if it is 80% alcohol, it might not even be alcholic at all.

[@KimSve]

I would say that it would drown pretty soon. Snakes breathe air, just like you and me. A snake would not survive in any liquid for months. But yes, snakes can go a long time without eating food.

[@meep5667]

I vaguely remember being a little kid talking about the world cup in school and a girl going "Kaka is so dreamy! He has a girlfriend, they're waiting for her to turn 18 so they can get married." and even then I was kind like "Huh 🤨" So yeah, according to wikipedia they're "childhood sweethearts". Got married when she was 18. He's 5 YEARS OLDER THAN HER.

[@meep5667]

Now that I think about it, that's more of a HolUp than the actual post

[@swedishmeatball4382]

I always thought it odd that there wasn't more outrage about then 46-year old Bill Wyman "dating" a 13 year old "woman" and the fact that he thought that this child was mature enought to be intimate with. I don't care how famous you are, fame isn't an excuse for grooming and effing children.

[@winterwolf0100]

A lot of these are crazy, but 23:00 is genuinely horrifying. What on EARTH would ever make you think that was a good idea?

[@wynnt1]

Reminds me of a post I read where the bfs friends literally kidnapped the girl (op) off the street and drove her to a cabin for proposal and camping weekend, holding her down and staying quiet the whole way there (all of this unknown to the guy) and they thought it would all be totally fine.

[@arleccio]

23:02 five or six (the cameraman) adult men thought this was going to be just fine. I don't know why he's even still proposing, why the camera is still recording or why they aren't apologizing the moment they notice she's genuinely traumatized. I hope the boys either make up for this or there's no wedding.

[@irismoon8435]

If anyone hasn't mentioned already, the playdate one was a ragebait grift. 🤣 Both accounts were her and so many people sent money to the "victim".

[@JaseHadd]

I really can't stand people rage baiting. Like enjoying making people upset is so gross.

[@sophiejones3554]

Yeah, this is why I don't send money to people who ask on social media. I'll give to campaigns, but not directly to a person:e.g. with cashapp or ko-fi. I use cashapp for paying people irl, but never for online stuff.

[@Yuruble]

10:20 - It genuinetly took me a second. "It tells you what type of ice cream they like?"

[@nataliekline5655]

5:07 I swear this is just the plot of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[@theenigma2861]

I quite literally looked at the time stamp, went into the comments to say this and this was the first thing that popped up

[@godmodeextreme]

Ok good someone else thought this

[@jema2609]

"I'm not dead yet, I feel happy!"

[@Milk-ck1wv]

26:45 I was so relieved when I found out that they made OF seperate

[@Dungeons_And_Moogles]

That larping scene happened. Some larp organizations have extreme rules about not breaking character and being punished for doing so, even in cases of deaths. It's a crazy scene if you aren't careful about the group you join for larp.

[@hatchet1013]

I dunno, I have seen other videos of the same guy not larping but saying some absolutely crazy stuff completely deadpan. I think it's a bit

[@Dungeons_And_Moogles]

@hatchet1013 Maybe. If he personally is that crazy it could make it seem like the fringe portion of the community he represents instead of him as an individual.

[@hatchet1013]

Wait, unless...this is a bit? I can delete my comment if it's a bit lol

[@Dungeons_And_Moogles]

@hatchet1013 It is, and it isn't. I should I add a /s or something to the end. There are groups that actually have those rules, including death and all, but anyone who follows them during situations that serious are definitely crazy.

[@hatchet1013]

@@Dungeons_And_Moogles dang. I don't know anybody who larps so that is absolutely wild. I mean my DnD crew is also wild but like not outside 😂

[@egale1873]

18:24 a great lesson in how to make sure your kids never have any friends!

[@amandah2866]

I remember watching a true crime show and the case was in Normal. I don't remember anything about the episode because I found it way too funny that the tagline under the detective's name said "Normal Police Department" and the cop cars said "Normal Police" on them. It's still funny to me. 😂😂

[@lindafreeman7030]

In the state if Oregon, there is a town called Boring. they have a Boring City Hall, A Boring school system, A Boring police department...

[@amandah2866]

@@lindafreeman7030 OMG, that's fantastic!

[@Shinigami2c2]

You should look up the names of some of the towns in the province of Newfoundland. I would name them, but the bots would remove it. They're hilarious.

[@lynneconklin917]

I used to live in Flippin, AR. My kids went to Flippin schools, we'd drive past the Flippin Police Department, go pay the Flippin water bill, and maybe we'd go to Flippin Walmart on the way home. There was even a Flippin Monopoly game board made and sold locally for a while.

[@ceeshnia]

I used to live in a town named "Bath" and felt that the lack of bathtubs on the police cars was a gravely missed opportunity.

[@carrielankford4036]

The proposal with the almost kidnapping? Oh my god. I would be telling that man to get the frick away from me no way in hell would I marry someone who does that shit. Why would they think that's funny or at all appropriate. The damage to the car and her emotional well being is awful.

[@richardarriaga6271]

He's lucky she isn't concealed carry.

[@carrielankford4036]

@@richardarriaga6271 Right? Any of those guys could have been killed for that little scheme.

[@Ecofriendlyant]

Only a few seconds in and that first video has already traumatized me, we're off to a great start!!! 💜

[@luckyblock403]

Aerial head be going crazy

[@Screamingaaaaa]

Haha! So true! 🥰 (I just woke up and Im mortified)

[@knuxenglish]

Good thing you can get an emotional support demon from the link in the description

[@UnslghtlyVoid]

Man, I saw the warning and still got mortified

[@Indigoisaspookyghost]

4:31 This is actually from a show called Bones! It’s a murder mystery show. When this came on I fully started cackling, and then promptly switched to mock offended since I do LARP

[@NimuehNeith]

Fun fact: Black cats are actually lucky in Wales :)

[@troublesomeorange6019]

I thought that was in Scotland. Is it the same in Wales or am I just misremembering?

[@annateez]

Could easily be both yeah​@@troublesomeorange6019

[@elaineb7065]

@@troublesomeorange6019 They're deffo lucky in Scotland too

[@randomloseranddull1560]

i am from neither, but i see them as lucky. they are too cute to be a bad omen.

[@NimuehNeith]

@@troublesomeorange6019 Might be a celtic nations thing then, which is cool :D

[@SokkingBTtulaj]

28:38 is disgusting. Hope they still get imprisoned due to self-admition.

[@calvinsmith6681]

It sucks getting a haircut, because I wear glasses and can’t see what they’re doing. People with glasses or the blind really have to put a lot of trust in their barbers

[@hiitehinen]

I just had a proper hairdresser's appointment for the first time in like a decade, and the hairdresser let me keep my glasses on! It was the first time that's ever happened. She wore glasses herself and said she was glad to work around them. The way my hair falls around my face is affected by my glasses, so I thought that made sense. But my hair is long, so if yours is short YMMV. Your barber or hairdresser may let you put your glasses back on after they're done with the area around the ears? But you might have to ask. They seem to forget you can't see if they don't wear glasses regularly themselves, or they just don't know how bad your sight is.

[@Shinigami2c2]

Part of the reason why I no longer go to hairdressers. That and my hair is very, very long and the hairdressers all see it and think "hey! I can go wild and do whatever I want here!" and completely disregard my wishes. I've had it with them. I no longer have my hair cut or trimmed. I do all the maintenance work myself.

[@mollywantshugs5944]

39:25 they traded nails for screws

[@lexistcipher9017]

Underrated comment lol

[@wrenholder8436]

22:27 I had to go back to rewatch what was happening and holy shit this poor woman I genuinely think she is going to break up with him like I need an update

[@HubiKoshi]

Unless this is staged (likely) there is a whole van of dudes and not a single one of them was smart enough to ask their bro "Do you think this is a good idea?"

[@wrenholder8436]

@@HubiKoshi oh you are so right and that makes everything ten times worse my hope in humanity as fallen to the 7th ring of hell

[@ProulxS]

@@HubiKoshi Ever talked to a group of dudes hyping each other about doing something stupid? The amount of guys in the group is not a proper protection against stupid idea.

[@beaveredge]

​@@HubiKoshi I truly hope you are right that it's staged.

[@Vox-Multis]

@@ProulxS Quite the opposite, I think. The more people you have, the stupider the ideas get.

[@thatmspaintgirl]

33:16 Judging by the title of the article, I have a strong feeling that the article is written by AI - one they prompted to talk about the dangers of caniballism, but the AI then "corrected" them by saying that there are technically not any health risks. They then never bothered to read what the AI wrote and simply published the article online. God, Journalism is in a sorry state...

[@AFNacapella]

42:35 composting is a burial option now. it takes a few weeks in a capsule to go back to earth and then you can spread the results

[@lazykbys]

Presumably they'd limit the spreading of the remains to the bits with greenery because I understand the cleaning staff at Disney are unbelievably good at what they do.

[@ROARlikeDoggysDo]

Sad note: to this day black cats (and partially also black dogs) have a much harder time getting adopted than cats of other colours. good note: they usually don't get killed for being considered bad luck and witchstuff anymore

[@jillbecker9535]

I’m a parent and I can totally understand asking other parents for money for play dates if you took the kids out to a nice restaurant or if you guys went to a theme park or a movie together But you discussed the cost and how much money you expect from other parents before you leave You don’t send them a Venmo request being like pay me 15 bucks we hung out in my backyard all afternoon😅

[@rolfs2165]

I could also understand it if she were like "your daughter only ever comes here, this never goes the other way around". But even then money would have to be really tight for me to not shrug it off.

[@jenniferbailey1580]

@@jillbecker9535 there’s also an “unexpected expense” thing, including guest kid breaking something or it turning into an emergency (but not deadly emergency) babysitting thing. Needed to grab kiddo a couple changes of clothes and a toothbrush and sleeping bag from Walmart (or whatever is a quick emergency run) since Mom had her appendix explode and no one could let host in and kiddo isn’t a size the household had. Or an impoverished family who shared what they had while the dad was camped at the car mechanic who truly do bank on how far the ramen can stretch. Obviously the change of clothes and toothbrush go home. Also while my experience with food insecurity isn’t with kids they didn’t list the “barely making it” options…

[@tris5602]

I wouldn't invite someone out unless I had the resources to fully cover expenses. I was the broke friend for a long time and people did this for me so I could be included. Now, doing it for other people is hands down my favorite thing to spend money on.

[@isabelleisabelle4896]

I will invite the girl back and send the mum the bill at the same amount but for the most stupid reasons: eating 3/17 th of a chocolate tablette, 3,5 biscuits ( round to 4 )... Electricity for the 20 mn cartoons and use of batteries in a game.

[@Narangarath]

20:30 I was almost ready to give the playdate host a pass, thinking maybe she broke out the polymer clay or some other pricier arts and crafts supplies or maybe she fed the kids and got everyone ice cream from the truck or something... But no, she's just calmly charging a guest for using the bathroom. FFS 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@MoonlitBookworm73]

The video was just rage bait. The original creator also had a second account in the other mom’s name and people tried to send money to the other mom as an apology and to be nice, but it just went to the scummy creator.

[@quinhoprimeiro1049]

To be fair to KAKÁ's ex-wife, he was as perfect as he was evangelical so... boring, no personality at all, he had that external image of a perfect person, but as soon as he opened his mouth other people's words would come out... he was the perfect paper person, no real at all

[@Ramsey276one]

YIKES

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

Evangelical explains it all

[@crowdemon_archives]

So, *worse* than ChatGPT somehow.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@@crowdemon_archives 😭 Yes. Horrifyingly worse.

[@Tachii31]

31:14 Hear me out...they play Umbrella as torture, but it's just the "-ella, -ella, -ella, -ella" bit on loop.

[@KeoTheUndamaged]

20:00 we got annoyed in the UK when they started to try charging 20p ($0.26) for public toilets, I would flip if someone tried to charge me $1 for each visit!

[@Cygnus888]

That made me sad. Way to ruin your kid's childhood.

[@rolfs2165]

Welcome to the majority of German public toilets run by Sanifair, which are 1 € to use. Yeah, you get a 50 cent voucher, but that can be only used in Autobahn gas station shops. And by this point they've factored the voucher into the prices.

[@AllyBubblesSpriggs]

We just hold the door open for ppl 😂😂😂😂

[@MoonlitBookworm73]

The video was just rage bait. The original creator also had a second account in the other mom’s name and people tried to send money to the other mom as an apology and to be nice, but it just went to the scummy creator.

[@thatmspaintgirl]

22:23 There's what, SIX dudes in this? And NONE of them stopped to think that "maybe this is a bad idea"?? What an embarassment.

[@Vox-Multis]

To paraphrase Terry Pratchett: the intelligence of a group of people is equal to that of its dumbest member, divided by the size of the group.

[@Finnley-supports-translives]

2:59 "🎵🎶This gated community doesn't want you. You've ruined it~🎶🎵"

[@plum2584]

14:03 That-that's a pill... that was dropped in there... wasn't it

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

Two pills. But a little smoke face man grabbed one of them.

[@HubiKoshi]

4:55 That's literally Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The whole cast gets arrested at the end of the movie. Great movie.

[@Feynix4]

Freaking fantastic movie, 10/10

[@osheridan]

I thought Monty Python was the author ngl

[@Fruityflootloops]

5:28 “This would be a great DND campaign” would def be on a click bingo card.

[@javadkhusro]

I went to high school in Normal Illinois, the two public schools were called Normal Community HS and Normal Community West HS. They were normal.

[@Laura-gb1jv]

The great thing about Illinois being so flat is that it's easy to tell that the buildings in Normal are, in fact, perpendicular to the ground. The buildings in Bloomington, otoh... 😁

[@esmee6308]

the cheating story at 34:00 doesn't add up. Together for 8 years, husband was overseas for 2 years. She got lonely and cheated, which has been going on for about 2 years. (So I thought the hold up was, 2 years overseas, 2 years of cheating, how quickly did you decide you were lonely?) But it gets worse, how were they together for 8y, brother lives nearby and didn't know. And within 2 years he managed to build a second family with 2 kids. How? How to all of that.

[@beththegreen]

Yeah it's one of the MANY made up rage bait stories people post for either attention or to make it seem like there are more awful people out there than reality/or to spread a certain message (ie an incel posting their fanfic stories about women cheating in the cruelest way possible without remorse in order to confirm other incels beliefs about all women being evil)

[@phoenixyfriend]

I think the implication is that the family in Germany came first, and OP was the Secret Second Wife. So in theory he's been with Wife 1 for ten years, and OP for eight, or something like that.

[@jimwormmaster]

The necromancy spell using glitter makes me think of Little Misfortune. Sha-DAN!

[@wolf1066]

13:17 - then the dude is brilliant! I went back and rewatched the clip to see how well he put it together - putting his voice over shots of Rogan reacting to something else to tie the scene together. And the *_acting_* oh my fucking god, it was hysterical! Punchline was brilliant!

[@LadyEden1337]

it's actually against policy/rules to spread cremains/remains at the Disney parks. but people still try to do it anyways. it's such a problem that they literally have a specially trained team for removal of ashes whenever someone or a family tries to dump/spread their loved one's ashes at the parks, especially at the Haunted Mansion ride (which, for some reason, is a really popular site). however, on the other hand, the Haunted Mansion is also the site of a real pet cemetery for the beloved pets of Disney park employees! the more you learn and stuff! 😜

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

The sad part is they pick grandpa up in a shop vac and dump him out in the regular trash.

[@Yuruble]

21:05 - I really hope that was fake. Otherwise it's going to be "Mom, why don't people want to come over to my house?"

[@killuz9355]

saying "kaká" as caca MURDERED ME ON SPOT i choked on my soup, too funny

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

How DO you say it, then?

[@rolfs2165]

@@LloydTheZephyrian With an emphasis on the second syllable, Ka-KA.

[@killuz9355]

@@LloydTheZephyrian with an emphasized kah on the second sillable, like a little victorian child would say "papa" or the word Allah. kaKÁ.

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

@@killuz9355 Ah, like the signal Rodney Copperbottom used in Robots.

[@killuz9355]

@@LloydTheZephyrian EXACTLY!

[@LoremIpsum-dp1li]

3:15 Yeah, you may notice that they moved the camera away from the keypad before opening the door, so that's when they typed in the code.

[@silverthehero1295]

19:41 This is giving me Mr. Krabs vibes. Specifically when he tried to charge his employees for stuff like breathing and existing.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

32:25 damnit, such a cool story AND a cosplayer, this was the perfect post until she had to ruin it

[@samh1013]

17:35 "do your part" I am doing my part for 2 years already! I have a beautiful black cat from the shelter. He's very silly but a cuddle bug and always knows to make me laugh with his antics.

[@aarondubourg3706]

22:18 wow, I thought intentional "rope bridge" thing was kinda a bit scummy but this takes to to a whole other level of scummy. I would like to believe that the (hopefully ex) BF was just an idiot, but I'm willing to bet that there was some willful awareness of emotional manipulation on some level.

[@KUwUpa]

The chernobyl humidifier is a perfect example of awful taste but great execution. Very morbid joke, but it's so well made that you can't help but have a weird respect for it.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

There’s an interesting question… I wonder how various people would react to one of a Nazi prison camp or the Twin Towers or…?

[@zumazuma568]

​@@Bethsabee_Sheba_NewroseI guess since the other two weren't accidents, people might feel like owning one might look like they are endorsing some ideas behind those events...

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@@zumazuma568 You’re right, that’s a brilliant point!

[@sophiejones3554]

@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newroseeh, that is a whole other level of yikes. That could easily be taken as expressing support for the Nazi regime. A model of the Chernobyl plant would not have the same implication: the meltdown was an accident that could have happened anywhere. It's morbid, sure, but it's not trivializing anyone's death or suffering.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@@sophiejones3554 When @zumszuma568 succinctly pointed that out I certainly agreed Cheers 🙂

[@Genderqueerquack]

42:41 fun fact! It’s so common for Disney fans to request ash scattering on Disney properties that there are dedicated vacuums and such for ashes. I have a friend who overheard staff mentioning “being on ash duty”. The Haunted Mansion is one of the most frequent spots.

[@NatsumiMichi]

That Jesus mega-body-pillow bed is the absolute state of AI generated art. The more you look at it, the freakier it gets. Look at that little noodle index finger on his left hand, I can't even- 😂😂😂

[@Laura-gb1jv]

A noodly appendage?!?!

[@pippagrey9633]

I think that's actually a second tiny thumb. Either way though, nightmare fuel. Not to mention the girls proportions which are probably because the AI decided to graft Jesus' legs onto her.

[@AlexRuy]

29:03 made me remember that vine of that girl playing with her dolls and sh!i went down

[@arceusinsanity301]

21:32 when I first heard them asking the other parent for money, I thought she had taken them out to a play place, or movie, or at least some special activity at home like a spa day or something, but literally just existing in their home. What is this woman on? I need to know so I can avoid it

[@MoonlitBookworm73]

The video was just rage bait. The original creator also had a second account in the other mom’s name and people tried to send money to the other mom as an apology and to be nice, but it just went to the scummy creator. She’s on attention seeking behavior.

[@egale1873]

what's particularity upsetting about the mom who charged the other parent for their child's expenses is that it shows not only how little the mother cares about her child's social life, but how little she cares about the well being of other children. when a child is under your care you should expect no less than to be providing for them, be it giving them food or simply letting them USE your house. it's basic human decency and that mother's behavior is a huge red flag in terms of how she sees children as nothing but monetary burdens.

[@yo_046]

10:34 man went from a k-drama character to a cabbage seller

[@greycat_2280]

The guy crying at the end of the clip: "My CaBBaGeS" 😭

[@jennaheiser625]

31:15 I’m pretty sure that priest was hallucinating or in a fugue state. I was horribly sick with fever in bed once, and was unaware of my surroundings except for the feeling of the wrinkles in my blankets. The entire time I tried in vain to “unravel the puzzle,” the Cats 2019 version of “Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat” was on a loop in my head. It feels real, honey. But waking up in somewhere that’s NOT Hell is a good indicator that you weren’t actually there.

[@jordanhunter3375]

28:57 That wasnt a bath..... It was a mock baptism

[@nicolasjoly6948]

39:50 - Old couple "stealing" a car : it might actually be on point. I remember (and will always) a night. Me and a couple of friends were waiting in the car finishing eating in the movie theater parking (guess where we were going after...). A man pass in front of our car and go two car away. He put the key in the door, unlock and open the door. The alarm system start ringing like crazy. It took like 5 minutes before the alarm stop (cause as far as I know, these stuff won't go for hour cause it would drain your battery). He finally calm down and realize it wasn't his car. He close the door, lock it and go on car further, unlock the door, get in and start the vihicule and drive it to the exit passing behind us : it was the exact same model as the one he previously open. This to say that you car key probably open more than on car and in case of this couple, they might actually got somebody else car now. Btw, in case you didn't know, even your house key are not unique. When locks arrive at the store, they come in pack of 6. They are identify with number. 2 numbers by box -> 3 of each. They do this this way so you can buy multiple lock for your house with one key. The randomness of buying lock make it statiscally safe that it's not an issue. I guess samething is done with car keys (for old car that have 0 kind of technologie in it) and I assisted to very unfortunate low probability.

[@restrictedmilk]

I unlocked a car once that was not my own. They had different seat covers, and I locked it right back up and got the hell out of there quickly. I also accidentally unlocked my apartment once with a key to my office. 🤷‍♀️