r/Memes | you WHAT??

[@obligatorymemename3946]

Fun Fact: there _is_ an episode of Spongebob that is like that, where Mr. Krabs makes the two work without stopping, the full 24 hours

[@gmaxjayden]

Is it the night shift one? (Probably not)

[@obligatorymemename3946]

@@gmaxjayden I dont remember, but maybe

[@stefanbekowsky62]

maybe u mean in the episode of fear of krabby patty where they have to work for I dont remember but its clearly non-stop or maybe the graveyard shift episode which is my favourite episode.

[@gringa4914]

i remember that, he made the krusty krab open 24hrs so he would make more money, and plankton convinced him to do it to tire spongebob out so he could get the formula or sommat

[@obligatorymemename3946]

@@gringa4914 yep

[@lungsfilledofroses]

I’m your host, *Robin*- Everyone: *sips tea*

[@Wonki284]

Robin da bank

[@trevorbeatz5741]

The queen never uses totems of undying She fused with it

[@Saintkb9]

robin is throbbin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Vincent-hb6fu]

**French War cry**

[@kaitareq2020]

How did you know

[@meowcheese1238]

“Pretty much anything that isn’t a basket or a drawer” Wardrobes: *am I a joke to you*

[@vanessadoche2712]

good one fella

[@flameepidemic4839]

Closets tho

[@xoxx.whoknowz]

@@flameepidemic4839 closets are where the monsters hide.

[@soupmeistah]

@@flameepidemic4839 Same thing different word

[@flaretheragegamer8451]

Incorrect. you are just not useful for anything except a gay cousin, that body you are worried your roommate will discover, children's toys etc.

[@gumarks_]

7:36 In Spanish, "pounds" (the weight measure) are called "libras", which makes perfect sense to the "Lb" unit. The thing is that one ancient Roman measure for weight was called "libra pondo". Apparently, the English language took the "pondo" part, but the abbreviation comes from the "libra".

[@Downbadforazul]

Libra is also a zodiac sign

[@Silent_Soliloquies]

Exactly! Thank you for this! 🙏

[@timohara7717]

Hmm

[@enegort2228]

As a Latin-American Spanish Speaker, I can confirm that "Pound" in Spanish is indeed "Libra".

[@santinosalamanca4378]

however we spanish speaking people do not use useless units

[@jdkittyssquad5533]

“Emkay, more like Femkay-” Weird artists: It's my time to shine

[@gaesimp__]

NO DON'T GIVE THAT IDEA TO HENTAI ARTISTS

[@DrBlueHigh]

Give the hand fancy fingernails and you got Femkay

[@K1TT3N5.]

NOOOOOOOO

[@KinseyNotFound]

@@DrBlueHigh then the long hair then the maid costume-

[@Tookatto]

@@KinseyNotFound aw HELL no

[@allicat9499]

Every EmKay fan artist ever: “I’m soooo sorry i cant draw hands lol” Their drawings: *Picasso has entered the chat*

[@IkeVoodoo]

me laughing even tho i cant draw 2 pixels: haha ah...

[@georgiadavis1963]

Me drawing fricking *stick figures* : sad,depression,no hope,dispair,my world is dead now.

[@PotentialSuicidal]

the picasso painting

[@mortemmetallum4953]

Technically picasso couldnt draw that good, but i get the joke please dont r/woosh me

[@damonhowe8906]

Ha

[@notme6304]

"And beds, and floors, and open doors, basically anything that isn't a drawer" ya boy Robin be spittin bars

[@mryeetmyparakeet4004]

fr

[@hannahmontana4401]

i love desk chairs tho

[@rat2807]

Explain your pfp

[@notme6304]

@@rat2807 I was doing a mha thing with friends and mineta was the only one left but I just haven't changed it

[@NosNeverMongo]

@@notme6304 please don't change it

[@CookieCandyKarl]

Emkay: "Take away every garbage collector in the world at once and see what happens." Me: "No, no. He's got a point-"

[@FinnCrossan]

“I’ve only seen like, twelve spongebob episodes” *yes officer, this person here*

[@informationnotavailable6433]

I’ve seen none

[@lilbabystan1986]

@@informationnotavailable6433 get the ak

[@bread.that.is.threatening]

I have watched it but i dont rlly like it lol attack me

[@spoopy206]

I've seen only a few

[@HighGuarder]

Y’know, I know this is a joke but I really don’t think that people should attack people or make fun of people for not watching a certain cartoon since some people have never watched cartoons because it’s not accessible in their country or for example: in Japan people watch anime or basically Japanese animation which can be considered as Japanese cartoons but that still means that they are not watching cartoons of the Western side.

[@smorphous8928]

Me searching up best gear in game: Google: here’s an unrelated website Me: 🧐

[@invixikl]

r/memes

[@blinken77]

@@invixikl r/memes lol

[@Obzornor]

Teacher: "if u don't do good at school , u will become a garbage collecter" That one kid that wants to be a garbage collecter: *I will?*

[@pyrrol9389]

*Internal Joy*

[@noelg.gabison591]

@@pyrrol9389 *INTERNAL JOY*

[@Nyerguds]

6:52 The trick is to _not stay in the freaking fast lane._ Lanes are only meant to get in front of people; once you passed em you go _back._

[@jeremiahsmith916]

The “kayden, braden, jaden and okayden” made me wheeze far louder than it should have

[@Lxvxjxyfxn105]

I have a step cousin who’s name is braden

[@familiamarquez3219]

​@@Lxvxjxyfxn105 wow didn't know that wonder who asked tho

[@cloudberry._jam]

​@@familiamarquez3219i did

[@ghostly_cheese4929]

When you're so early that there are no comments about the actual video

[@swagnessrools3352]

yes

[@thewholecircus]

Hypocrite.

[@Homestuckloverforever]

True

[@ghostly_cheese4929]

@@thewholecircus true

[@StaticIsJustOkAtGames]

"View REPY." THERE ARE MORE THEN 1 REPLY.

[@r0m4n_3mp1r3]

"The floor, or a door, anything that's not a basket or a drawer" Rhymes, ha.

[@bagueteexd1383]

ha.

[@SoulKnight234]

ha.

[@Tasoq]

ha.

[@lydia_fungirma9338]

ha.

[@thesquirrelgod4705]

ha.

[@soham7316]

4:50 seeing this literally the day after Her Majesty passed away. Oof rest in peace

[@Windy_Floof]

It's been a year

[@guaranteedlove9698]

“Owls : use there eyes “ “Bats : APPLAUSE “ (Check Captions”

[@4byss.631]

😂😂 I saw that

[@mars.9506]

😂 lmao

[@purpleguywife6229]

pov: you did and about to reply

[@chainsofspades2254]

IM DYING

[@notme4396]

@@purpleguywife6229 r/ihadastroke

[@flouronthefloor6137]

This is the only memer that actually has a very enthusiastic voice. Edit: OK HES NOT THE ONLY ONE IT WAS A JOKE

[@Starlightnova111]

RealJake? 😐

[@ODJJ-77.83]

👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏽👎🏽👎🏿👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏽👎🏽👎🏿👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏽👎🏻👎🏻👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎👎👎👎

[@Mismano]

Limenade is all I have to say

[@komfused-yt]

And who isn't robot voise

[@chungeseatkids477]

Ezpz

[@andershelling]

5:17 my english teacher played THE WHOLE SONG during class.

[@Alaynafick]

*Welcome to the club*

[@picante28]

oh no...

[@bananator0347]

You poor child

[@otamamon6042]

Here’s a better song kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5ObgIisYp2HiLc

[@ThereforeTower]

@@otamamon6042 DANGIT

[@xX-Autistic_bean_boi-Xx]

1:12 watching this 3 years later and I say I think that meme aged well

[@QINGDynasty990]

She ran out of them No but in all seriousness rip

[@obamasmama8366]

soon as I saw the “what does the fox say” part, fortune sun started playing in my head

[@meganstory6225]

My school bathroom: Your beautiful! No your not. Don’t give up! That cliff is just past that turn. (Both true stories)

[@hans3000]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@octonoob]

my school: our stalls are brand new and are black so you can't see pencil ink

[@pinkdino4514]

My bathroom school is racist why do teachers get the good part of the bathroom and the students get the bad part and I have seen there some brown thing on the wall does anyone know what is it?

[@foxythegamer9067]

@@pinkdino4514 ...

[@pinkdino4514]

@@foxythegamer9067 what do you know? What is it?

[@god6070]

Robin: “I like to pee in the sink when the urinals are used up!” Me: whotdefök

[@1-800-CHRISSY]

Ayo its God-

[@god6070]

@@1-800-CHRISSY helo chyld, hru, welcom.

[@jeremywilliambartonii9826]

God, give me a bible verse you think it will make me better

[@Roses_Enthusiast2000]

hi god

[@god6070]

@@jeremywilliambartonii9826 no

[@AngelPlayz_II]

0:39 Me who wakes up at 5AM: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power!

[@randomcanadian2500]

"we got beds, floors, open doors. Pretty much anything that isn't a basket or a drawer" man robin is spitting bars

[@TheHotBlade]

Belle Delphine: I have the most simps! Pokimane: No, I do! "Amateurs." Pokimane and Belle Delphine: What was that, punk? Shrek and Danny DeVito: *Amateurs.*

[@sgt1201]

The only thing more powerful than egirls are memes

[@Petar901]

God this is so unfunny.

[@theoneboyz5330]

The person above me is strong

[@comskii]

J

[@xam_exx6223]

J

[@danglyboi474]

The meme saying that he was born when Minecraft was released hit me hard. And I'm only a couple years older.

[@youdontneedmyname9792]

The first thing I though when I saw your pfp was this: It's been so long Since I last seen my son, lost to this monster *TO THE SANS BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER-*

[@youdontneedmyname9792]

@¿sweeze? Speaking of genocide, I'm actually in the middle of a genocide route in Undertale and CAN'T GET PAST UNDYNE THE UNDYING, SHE REFUSES TO DIE-

[@BeckyNosferatu]

*is older than the commercially available internet* Oh, honey...

[@luk3liongaming760]

Wasn't minecraft released in 2011 it's 2021

[@Katie-vg3jn]

@@luk3liongaming760 yeah, November of 2011

[@Gatornadenado]

Fun fact: the lbs for pounds is actually from the first form of the measurement, which relates to the zodiac sign Libra. Since Libra is represented by a balance scale, it makes sense lol

[@et4313]

i think it was like “pondo Libra” or something

[@Saltymangosucks]

The thumbnail: Don’t worry. *it’s this decade*

[@cholesterolhuman208]

Y is ur image thing a incognito mode yt

[@zekybg]

@@cholesterolhuman208 so he can watch adul... I mean peppa pig

[@ItsHonski]

How does a don and there mom meet on roblox?!

[@zekybg]

@@ItsHonski it means that she/he met her/his boy/girlfriend on roblox and is Just telling his/her mom

[@georgefandl2968]

YOU WHAT.X2

[@ytjournalist]

What if I want to be a garage collector, huh huh?!? Edit: I meant to say garbage but it was a really funny mistake so I'll keep it lol

[@wherecanyoubemylove]

YA what he said...

[@ActualGeorgeWashington]

Good luck

[@metalandsteel]

Then you'll be able to hide stuff so well you forget it and the owners that bought your house found it and kept it

[@epicgamer3542]

You wanna collect garages?

[@jdkittyssquad5533]

@@epicgamer3542 who does'nt?

[@wrecker717]

Imagine if Robin's favorite Bird was a blue jay

[@MOMOFCJ6]

It never will be it never will happen

[@Justaguyfr]

Wait that’s illegal

[@anthonymoretti6378]

Hey you, you’re finally awake, you were trying to cross...

[@wrecker717]

@Taco Human haha tringle go brrr

[@xHammyx]

the timing youtube chose to recommend this video with a lot of queen Elizabeth memes right after she died is funny xD

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

"Parents: Sends me to an all-boys school and my sister to an all-girls school so we don't start dating" Alabama: *"Holup..."*

[@its_hysteriaa]

i thought the same thing lmfao

[@bmoneydollasign]

No…

[@_sun_god_nika_1288]

I had to do a double take on that one

[@Vixotia]

The minute he said “I love Amagi Brilliant Park” I literally jumped in excitement.

[@Luckyfin]

That show was really good, not my fav but in the top 10 easily

[@DanishAlKahfi]

Is is good? I want to watch it but im currently watching other anime

[@Vixotia]

@@DanishAlKahfi Very good

[@Redokev]

@@DanishAlKahfi BRILLIANT

[@TheDondozo]

Time stamp

[@masterofthelag8414]

Ironically enough there literally was a spongebob episode where plankton drove krabs into a paranoid frenzy in which he ended up opening the Krusty krab 24/7. With no new staff. Which ended up driving them all insane. Seems about right really

[@dylanhodgson7605]

There was also the night patties episode

[@mcsneezle]

the hafe slinging slasher

[@gamer9smith]

1:10 Rip Queen Elizabeth II. You will live forever in our hearts

[@pascalrain7637]

"I'm your host Robbin' " is now my favorite catchprhase.

[@bogdamms]

Poor damien

[@humandeffinately7176]

"Hi sexy I'm Lexie" isn't better?

[@norlonx4382]

Bats: scream loud in dark Girls in school: also scream loud in the dark girls in school: *maybe I am a bat.*

[@christopherhusman-enriquez7684]

True

[@blank_sky9079]

I dont.i...dont scream....but im NOT saying 'Im nOt LiKE Other gIrlS'

[@gachaxylen5748]

im a girl but not a GiRlY GiRl

[@eevee420]

I- As a girl who loves the dark but knows a lot of people like that, idk if I should be laughing or offended :'D

[@braydonwynkoop217]

@@gachaxylen5748 you're a gacha kid

[@wellyesbut...9444]

"So mom, we met on Roblox-" *no online dating or we make you online date in a video game called Life: Outside DLC edition*

[@excusemebutwhat3587]

Lmao your pfp makes this alot better

[@underdragon2664]

I legit Met my best friend on roblox XD

[@kitkatqueen214]

Time stamp??

[@wellyesbut...9444]

@@kitkatqueen214 the Thumbnail mostly

[@kitkatqueen214]

@@wellyesbut...9444 Ohhh sorry lol I didn't see the thumbnail

[@JAYZFOOTBALL]

1:22 the toilet paper tho 💀

[@albagonzalez548]

Robin: Robbin' a bank Robin hood Robin bird No like dude that bird had good cash

[@BornotB-xi6kg]

Post: The British invaded countries looking for spices. Me, a Brit: Do you understand how much better things would be if that was the reason?

[@llsr7359]

Thanks EmKay, you saved my mood. Nothing to add here, but the bat meme had me smiling in tears from sadness and how good you actually are at voicing it. Love you, and wish you good health.

[@fetusdeletus3890]

i really liked the fan art. good job!

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

3:59 I love that Robin has seen this guy's comedy routine on BGT and actually did a really good impression of the accent.

[@EchoTheSound0202]

"So mom,we met on roblox-" A year ago and now we always talk on discord and are* not as cringey as we were when we met

[@ImBlueberryy]

wait a mi-

[@EchoTheSound0202]

Wth Echo

[@EchoTheSound0202]

@Bored Echo Ok hear me out,it's like 4 am and I can't think And that's the excuse I shall use for that situation

[@ImBlueberryy]

@@EchoTheSound0202 ?????

[@EchoTheSound0202]

@@ImBlueberryy don't question it

[@munchlax6577]

I’m convinced they designed the IPhone alarms not only to wake you up but to induce the most amount of anger into a single human being as possible

[@skyisfakeFrFr]

Emkay: “Come on Elizabeth” Me from da future: well about that (But seriously what happens to the queen is real travesty R.I.P

[@Appalachian-Mapping]

tbh im not even surprised cause she was like 96

[@lxnavs]

Bats actually aren’t blind they just live in dark places so their eyes never adapted to the bright light so they use their other senses instead

[@k.marcie]

I thought it was that their eyesight was shitty in general lol

[@Spyrika]

@@k.marcie It is...

[@asiancaijan]

r/ruinedthejoke

[@BloodyFiesta]

r/ruinedthejoke

[@jigglypop]

Thats.. called blind.

[@ranlit78]

As a former trash man. The job was hard at times, especially after holidays and in sweltering summer heat and unforgiving winter cold but the paycheck was nice and to be honest - it was the best job I ever had. Could be gross at times but it comes with the territory. Thank you for the appreciation! I actually even lost a ton of weight and was in the fittest condition of my life back then so that's a plus too lol

[@Silent_Soliloquies]

Thank YOU for your service! Nobody wants to even consider the Trash and Sanitation People that do the grossest jobs for us, but are usually Thankless. That trope of “becoming a Garbage Collector if I didn’t finish school” was definitely pushed in my head growing up, so I feared it at first, but then started wondering WHY is that profession regarded as _SO_ awful? It’s good to know that at least it pays well. Hopefully well enough for a decent lifestyle for you and your family! Thank You and Thank all Sanitation Workers, everywhere! We NEED you! 🙏 😅

[@onyxgloss]

the thing is art is art isn’t a “movement” but “art for art” is, it’s a french art movement

[@justafnaffan2.016]

I totally did not expect Robin to mention Amagi Brilliant Park, let alone that it was his favorite anime wow!

[@theburgermaaan5738]

“They say 1 out of 3 people are handsome” “Maybe it’s 4” Wait there is 4 people in and looking at this meme I think robin is still probably that one out of 4

[@ppkzjack8917]

lol

[@GhaniKeSawah]

Hehe yeah..

[@Al-of-the-stars]

10:03 I died when I saw bakugo with that hairstyle in the meme

[@Goodnightmr]

@NightFighter roblox kid

[@Goodnightmr]

@NightFighter rick and morty kid

[@Goodnightmr]

@NightFighter i have outsmarted you outsmarting me

[@Goodnightmr]

@NightFighter NIGHTFIGHER I HAVE OUTSMARTED YOU AS YOU OUTSMARTED ME AS I OUTSMARTED YOU

[@Goodnightmr]

@NightFighter gravity falls kid

[@mewhenthetheuhthethewhenth2574]

3:29 *top 10 rappers eminem was to afraid to diss*

[@wanali4504]

You know robin’s brain is melting from the bad subreddits when he is criticizing a cartoon crab

[@zeeac1954]

my cat just died and I needed some cheering up. you uploaded just in time. thank you

[@steamimochi896]

I like his accent when he say bonjour. And it was your daily doses of québécois

[@goodday3185]

0:37 that’s how it felt yesterday, I was so tired that I couldn’t stop hearing the phone alarm even when I turned it off

[@greekoutcast]

Spices were so popular because like salt they were used to preserve food. Also fun fact some Roman legionaires were paid in salt because of how valuable it was and thats where the word sallary cames from

[@night_san03]

Okay so I had a teacher who's a retired garbage collector, he said the money he made was good, but he wouldn't be able to actually do it as he got older so he retired and became a teacher.

[@emmabeth3217]

I actually did the “do you want to play a game” on April fools day to my mom last year but now you have me the idea to put that in the girls bathroom.

[@endiethething2324]

tell us how it goes down

[@laluhaulingservices5877]

@@endiethething2324 r/woooooosh

[@endiethething2324]

@@laluhaulingservices5877 I actually think I would be hilarious

[@endiethething2324]

@EmKay if you see this on Reddit don’t be pissed :(

[@icecremii_ღ]

@@laluhaulingservices5877 r/ihavereddit

[@badtheboi2421]

Boy:he's probably thinking about other guys Girls:she's probably thinking about other men God:will u shut up man

[@notreec3]

WTF WTH?

[@thehappypeople7495]

man: what about woman?

[@CoreRealm]

THEY BOTH GAY?

[@veyonixx]

I like how the replies are so taken aback by the fact that it's gay lmfao

[@gk_1953]

@@veyonixx same here. It is very entertaining to see their reactions pff

[@DaayCaz]

this is the first ever emkay video I ever watched and I'm watching it again for nostalgia

[@dead_cookies6665]

When he called the queen “Elizabeth” I went mad, she is our immortal queen!

[@cllncl]

i'm not sure if this comment is satire or not

[@RealValkor]

ok

[@weredog287]

ok

[@undyingUmbrage413]

heavy emphasis on immortal

[@bowlocereal123]

Wait until the 3rd of September 2022 and then tell me if she is immortal

[@sq1766]

Me: * has a broken leg * Person: “Just walk it off!” Me leg: * instantly heals * 👁👄👁

[@shamsas.wistera]

reeeeeeeee-

[@BlueBlur24]

Hmmm... the full moon is out...

[@shamsas.wistera]

@found the change name option lol pahaha-

[@WindyREDPanda]

Everyone in Mortal Kombat who didn't die in a Cutscene.

[@LuckythegachaChildLol]

1:15 This is not true. At my school, the girls bathroom is filled with stuff like “*insert school name here* sucks!” And also the whole swear word dictionary Edit: forgot to say. Throwing toilet paper on the ceiling is basically a sport

[@weezer7757]

Sameee

[@rebel6301]

nice! start a revolution. overthrow the power.

[@InsertName69]

Same

[@jul1us.01]

The girls bathroom's walls in my school are filled with shit I'm not talking about cringe shit, like literal poop and peeing there it's a fucking torture

[@rebel6301]

who wants to start a revolution? im bored as fuck

[@Beepcha]

4:11 I was literally drawing a dragon when you said that 💀

[@scarfbit7354]

The only place memes can be released into the wild without restrictions of relevance.

[@akiyamamizu]

Other people's alarm: *pain* My alarm: "Morning, sleepyhead!"

[@maikutsukino4743]

You, my friend, have watched Kanon. No, I...... I'm not.......crying.....

[@fantaliu4019]

Mine is “I squeezed out the baby but I don’t know who the father is”

[@fantaliu4019]

RAY OMG YES HOWS EMMA DOING oh wait she lost her memories

[@plasmagamer8110]

We’re the lucky ones, your alarm is pure and utter 🤬

[@thatoneed1tor]

Mine is "Wakey wakey. C'mon it's time to wake up, don't wanna be late today. Good morning sunshine!

[@willand_rson]

Why does everyone think that Tom Holland is American..... He's beautifully British

[@urb44n]

Indeed

[@averageminecraftenjoyer9419]

Bri’ish actually because they drank all the T

[@tantheman8229]

@@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 interesting

[@averageminecraftenjoyer9419]

@@tantheman8229 ah yes it is my boy

[@Bumbaclaat360]

@@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 tea

[@codenamefox5920]

8:50 not only did the brain name himself, but he also choose himself the be the most important organ :D

[@highlighterjelly]

"i've only seen, like, twelve spongebob episodes" i'll be there in about five minutes. be prepared for an all week spongebob binge session

[@jamesburdian56]

me who has seen basically every episode of spongebob, simpsons, gumball,TTOG, and sonic boom: pathetic.

[@staarryy]

What about sonic X?

[@samantha_scarzella2961]

Every episode of The Simpsons? All 31 seasons-?

[@TheWetOwl]

loser.

[@guccigang1756]

@@TheWetOwl hey now, he's a kid

[@TheWetOwl]

@@guccigang1756 tru

[@notyourkuro]

1:09 thats her secret, now everyone can live forever like her Edit: she ran out of totems.... F queen 😓

[@toxichawk1705]

And now she is dead .

[@vixster6977]

mmmm…. :/

[@kaizo999]

uhm

[@ApolloTheLyre]

Huh

[@danivation]

uhhh… hmm.. well…

[@SpeedblitzTSB]

1:10 Nah thats that one ant you've stepped on 20 times.

[@Lionwoman]

4:15 finally someone who also pretended to be a dragon and not smoking.

[@humandeffinately7176]

I used to pretend to smoke to scare my dad and make him think I would start smoking because he was smoking so he would quit. He quit like 3 years ago :)

[@PlamostTrack]

@@humandeffinately7176 great!

[@superpsycho5236]

3:26 fun fact : chairs was originaly designed for clothes that was too clean for being washed but too dirty for being with the other clothes but then people starts sit on them

[@mrchickinman9984]

"Nothing beats stomping that first boss because you're overprepared" Funny, that's what my 3 friends and I gang-banging an elder guardian with fully enchanted netherite gear and tridents said

[@lunar_whispers7888]

G-Gang Banging?

[@honksss]

lol

[@mrchickinman9984]

@@lunar_whispers7888 if you dont know what that is its for the best

[@red_again]

​@@mrchickinman9984i dont know what it is but i want to know now...

[@mrchickinman9984]

@@red_again no, no you dont

[@yrburd]

When it's cold enough for you to see your own breath, you can go smoke a harmless, invisible cigarette and breath out cold CO2

[@HyperInkling]

funny haha: When Your Brother Hits You With "OK Boomer" So You Hit Him in The Head With a Metal Bat

[@gameplayer4817]

but my brother is older than me

[@HyperInkling]

@@gameplayer4817 r/woooosh

[@Hal-ex2be]

I can relate to that

[@GildedSentinel]

@@HyperInkling How is that a r/wooosh? *Sigh*

[@gibson7823]

you just got vectored! i got the image saved on my phone lmao

[@cheeseisjar3058]

That robber when he said robin made me laugh way more than it should’ve

[@ChortlesTheClown]

7:13 Fun fact! Since spiders have no brain, they are incapable of feeling fear! Spiders do not fear you, and if they don't attack now, they'll get you in your sleep.

[@monnjiiskii]

Haha stupid fearless spider

[@mistyWC319]

I did not know that… immediately goes to tell my dad this information shows him this part of the video and say THEY ARE THE DEMONS OF FEAR DONT BE FOOLD

[@HinataShoyo-lv6sp]

Not fun

[@Natures-Best777s]

3:25 AND BEDS AND FLOR AND OPEN DOORS. The rhymes

[@not12beknown84]

“EmKay? More like FemKay” i need fan-art of this. Its for uh, research purposes.

[@shaquezr.9541]

I have a video of femkay doing the dirty with emkay

[@red_again]

what is this research for?

[@metalandsteel]

0:05 Sounds like a computer program that learned how to feel pain

[@Keira-_-]

My dad is a teacher, he once made a test where all the answers were C.

[@requisitegold1010]

no.. no please...

[@tka7755]

*C*

[@mercedel3125]

*c*

[@cryohypostasis]

C

[@requisitegold1010]

c

[@Crazy-cy6xq]

1:09 aged like milk, and this was only a year ago

[@Amphibilaterz]

this needs m o r e l i k e s

[@Crazy-cy6xq]

@@Amphibilaterz lol

[@uprtr-um7ng]

Karen: everyone is unique! Her sons: draco, bakugo and 2 others idk

[@TypicalSimp116]

Glad i wasn't the only one who knows it

[@npc-333]

📠 fax

[@maximkusanagi2580]

Draco Malfoy, Bakugo, Homelander and Joffrey

[@aquatheepic1092]

i dont get this

[@idontloveyouanymore3859]

Bakugo noo

[@victoryismine2121]

Human: let me turn on my light to see what's hiding Cat: these eyes were gaving by my ancestors I use these eyes to see in the dark beware for I am the preditor Bat: gimme a mo *SCREEECH!!* there's a human nearby.

[@endiethething2324]

bats: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* oh im about to run into a wa- (bat runs into wall)

[@jackrichards4409]

Fun fact the people who 3-D print in the Lamborghini reached out to the father and it gave them a real Lamborghini Aventador and Lamborghini yours

[@alcona4323]

yes

[@jackrichards4409]

@Oliver Penn wow that's cool

[@CrimsonsHorseLife]

1:10 POV: you’re watching this after the queen dies

[@malfunctionbruv]

0:35 I once used the alarm called “sci-fi” (on iPhone), and I almost shat myself when I woke up

[@mosqit4324]

Lol

[@a.person.somewhere]

my sister set her alarm to that and i almost fell off my bed

[@hollowsiren]

I set the us eas alarm as my alarm and I guess I’m never going back to bed again.

[@offtheshelf9551]

"you're only used for discord" me, see's the second monitor with just twitter and discord on it: I feel very called out here xD

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

You know, if you get an answer, and it ISN'T one of the options, then just choose the closest one! You got 85 but the closest is 2,000? Then that's the answer!

[@mouthlesshater]

You shouldn’t, it’s a bad idea. I’m not gonna delete my comment, but I’ve had enough r/woooosh for right now. Come back and do it at, say, June.

[@lolIdunno]

@@mouthlesshater there’s this thing called a joke and it flew right over your head

[@lethalbbx9808]

@armysolid gaming I’m down to deploy them

[@user-hu4xm5uk5b]

@@mouthlesshater r/woooosh

[@aaresx_2439]

@@mouthlesshater r/woooosh

[@Maddie.has.anxiety.]

The spider one got me real good😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Chaotic_Hollow]

Friend: Wanna hear a pizza joke? Me who knows the "cheesy" joke already:

[@badkarma3713]

Fun fact: dad and his son successfully made that Lamborghini, and sold it i think

[@avery1349]

I DIED AT 8:35 I literally just looked to my left and started laughing so hard

[@rabbidyoshi9452]

the totem of undying one is finished, gone, decimated even.