r/Nicegirls | A WOMAN SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH THESE

Top posts from r/Nicegirls on Reddit.

[@megamon9258]

MEGA props to that guy who responded to the giant paragraph with “K.” And capital letter K with a period. God bless you, soldier.

[@youtuberlover1233]

Weeb

[@henstar337]

*TACTICAL 'K' INBOUND!*

[@Kckr]

@@youtuberlover1233 adopted

[@youtuberlover1233]

@@Kckr ur mom

[@Kckr]

@@youtuberlover1233 Lmao ok kid.

[@Hunter-pt4zy]

"Girls like me are hard to find." Oh man, if only that were true, the world would be a much better place.

[@raulrosas5068]

Hunter just stay lost

[@randompromises1038]

like a worldwide game of hide and seek except no one's seeking

[@raulrosas5068]

Random Promises now its turned into a witch hunt, thos fucken cocks

[@ceppoc]

Actually those are the only girls I can find and even they won’t accept me lmao it’s the actual nice ones that are hard to find not the ones that arent

[@yakijacob]

WOW

[@alisakulik7189]

A woman shoulder never touch: - Lava -Dog poop -An open flame -A really hot pan

[@ohayohikari6222]

A woman should not touch: -wasp stingers (with bare hands) -tiny glass shards that embed in your skin -the core of the earth -jupiter

[@ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho1732]

@Remas Almusabeh wtf that's so true, and I didn't know it was that common

[@javiertorrealbacordero1913]

Except a r/nicegirl. They should touch it. They deserve it

[@joemonkey18]

Lol true

[@rotting_spider]

Remas Almusabeh ikr? It’s like they’re fireproof

[@thatonetiredartistriver7451]

The girl asking for coke, if I were Op i would’ve responded with “There is some at the grocery store, you’ll find it in the soda isle.”

[@userdarren3384]

Damn i might go get some myself

[@aquekyu5992]

Nah, I'd just trick her by sending her directions to the police station.

[@thatonetiredartistriver7451]

Lonely Mimikyu Smart

[@lemaygaming6952]

A whole island full of soda?

[@lemaygaming6952]

@@aquekyu5992 Shy would just see that it's a police station and not go in, lol.

[@balldevourer_]

there's a difference between being a nicegirl and being a nice girl

[@ninjagirl-ri1pc]

It is a very fine line

[@Thatdistantmirage]

There is a space?

[@kiwi9065]

The nicegirl is just a young childless karen. A nice girl is whatever is the opposite of a karen

[@congabonga7104]

*space

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

@@kiwi9065 "opposite of a karen" So a normal person?

[@alexreaves7202]

"If a guy treats you right, he's probably boring" #1 on the list of untrue things you could say about someone.

[@974cerebrate]

Some girls like it rough because it's easier for them to cry and win the case.

[@thelivingliver6715]

Alexandria Moss also nice girls: if a guy doesnt treat you like a queen, hes not worth ur time or something like that

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

@Samuel Bilskie Literally

[@brenmac100]

Nope, unfortunately most girls actually do think like that, whether they are consciously aware of it or nor

[@Koozomec]

Women thinks if a dude is polite and correct he must be weak. Unless if he is very hot and already popular*

[@kimiraikkonen2007]

Seeing a man treat his gf well in 2019: Damn what a nice guy his girl must be lucky Seeing a man treat his gf well in 2020: *S I M P*

[@dangerousman4071]

Simp

[@kimiraikkonen2007]

@@dangerousman4071 oh god oh fuck

[@caydos7471]

Simp

[@dayumson9yearsagoupdated867]

Simp

[@crabcake5924]

simp

[@gamingzzfornuthinzzz6067]

That guy who said "K" is an actual legend

[@codeinexrist]

@Feuwuer hits harder that way fr

[@ShaggyTheClown17]

@Feuwuer You gotta say it with more enthusiasm FUCKING DAMNIT!!!! YOU DO NOT STOP COMING AND YOU DO NOT STOP SAYING THE WORD K WITH AS MUCH ENTHUSIASM AS YOU POSSUBLY FUCKING CAN! YOU MUST DO THIS OR YOU HAVE DISHONORED THE LORD AND SAVIOR WITH YOUR LUKEWARM ATTITUDE! k

[@AnEldritchBeing]

@@ShaggyTheClown17 *_idk what they said but I'm scared-_*

[@xxkittyxx2599]

I mean, what else can you say to someone who basically went "why didnt you rape me last night?"

[@gamatastica3478]

Nicegirls: treat me like a queen or don't get with me at all! Nicegirls: *stay single* Nice girls: *surprised pikachu meme*

[@xxwintermoonxx1528]

Help me I'm over obsessive and been in love with the same guy for a year ack

[@chloe8469]

xXWinterMoonXx relatable

[@breezybearwaters]

there’s no problem wanting to be treated like a queen but you’ve got to be willing to return the sentiment

[@dragondog9597]

My French Friend: Oh I'll treat you like a Queen alright.

[@trihermawan9553]

@@breezybearwaters ofc there's a problem wanting to be treated like a queen, the last one demanding to be treated like a queen have her head rolled in the guillotine in the French Revolution 2 centuries ago

[@colawaffle]

eggs and ham

[@davidlee6661]

Therefore she can't own a house

[@cbarre9937]

She doesn't have to pay the Bills, get groceries, or open a car, then she can't use any of em, because it's not hers, so the guy then owns everything of that. Ok, both of my comments, 150 like in 1 day. WHAT THE FUCK.

[@Zvwry]

Nxnoo she can pay the bills, just not touch them

[@davidlee6661]

@@cbarre9937 and then women oppress themselves by not wanting to have any responsibilites lmao

[@davidlee6661]

@@Zvwry but how will she get the bills out of the letters from the mailbox?

[@carmenprovenzano8307]

“This ain’t no My Hero Academia quirk” best line ever.

[@ohayohikari6222]

Is it possible to agree with something more than I agree with this statement right now?

[@mountain8337]

When did he said it

[@leiwoomynati1372]

9:35

[@outtathepantry]

My bnha loving ass wasn't expecting it from him but it was most welcomed lmao.

[@Jack.Aikawa]

I was yelling "THIS DUDE JUST MADE A BNHA REFERENCE"

[@vayduh7603]

Ok real talk tho if a guy doesn’t want drunk sex, that means he cares about you why tf would you be mad about it 😂

[@sticklicious9048]

Makes me think she was going to fake something to the police.

[@kingkayfabe5358]

Or it means that he doesn't want to go to jail, cause in some places drunk women can't consent.

[@marykateharmon]

I know. Kinda feel sad for her honestly. He was respecting boundaries and not expecting sex on the first date. If she'd just been willing to see the time together not having sex as a good time and as him respecting her as a person and not just a sex object, it seemed like the two could have had a good relationship.

[@shreyathapa5001]

Ikr?? That was such a gentlemen move. Even in fiction guys take advantage of drunk girls but that guy was sooo nice to her and didn’t do anything. That “ nicegirl” lost a nice guy.

[@demukazz]

@@shreyathapa5001 where do you all live? Only saw a guy took advantage few times in my lifetime. Never did it myself nor 9/10 friends I know

[@taekookieedits9356]

“This aint no my hero academia quirk” I CHOKED HELP

[@lapommedeterremagique2732]

ME TOO XD

[@Cass_ag]

When? Can u give a timestamp please?

[@alexiachapman9685]

Cass ag hey! It’s around 9:35 .

[@Crispycream08]

Lexicorn The Unicorn thank you

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Lmaooooo ikr I choked

[@piffba]

7:51 You didn’t even TRY to sexually harass me, wtf is wrong with you????

[@KrazzahU]

so good lol, he said he wanted to get it on sober, so he agreed to do it... She condemned herself.

[@anon9507]

She's probably mad she couldn't accuse him of rape

[@piffba]

to_fat_to_fly god I hate false accusations almost as much as I hate rapists

[@user-tb3il3mq2q]

When someone is drunk they are not on their right mind he did good

[@ArturGlass.C]

Not even sexual harassment like straight up sexual assault. She's complaining he didn't sexually assaulted her while she was drunk. That's next level insane.

[@teashoplee4287]

6:55 to this i only had one thing on my mind. “ITS CALLED CONSENT, AND WHEN YOURE DRUNK YOU CANT REALLY DO THAT. NOT TO MENTION THAT HE CAN BE CHARGED WITH RAPE. i know this isn’t something that you’d usually see in a emkay video but just remember, consent is everything! :)

[@jameretief8327]

The sisterhood started this with false rape charges that when even absolutely disproven follows a man for the rest of their long life, assuming they haven’t committed suicide, while a women occasionally gets a year it two in rare prosecutions.

[@shuysnoopy]

Oh hey brother nice pfp

[@teashoplee4287]

@@shuysnoopy thanks brother XD

[@sapphiresoul6655]

Things that “Nice girls” shouldn’t touch: My brain cells

[@Maxime-nv9lq]

69 LIKES

[@definitelysomething4161]

Female brain surgeons

[@-beepboop-2057]

I would say the same but I have so little it’s shocking 😅

[@custard_paradox]

@@definitelysomething4161 except you have to be smart to be a brain surgeon, and nicegirls are not.

[@definitelysomething4161]

@@custard_paradox Good point

[@victoriawhite9798]

“I don’t wear makeup.” “Yes we exist.” Proceeds to post it with a picture of a girl who wears natural makeup. (9:22)

[@tonygluk1]

To be fair, it says she doesn't wear "tons of makeup". So she might be wearing a couple hundred pounds.

[@sci_pain3409]

i mean they did say ‘not tons of makeup’

[@thegk-verse4216]

@@tonygluk1 lmao

[@hn6498]

Theres a thing called natural makeup? I thought makeup was makeup all same...

[@SnazzJaz]

@@hn6498 More natural tones that complement skin, eye and lip colors instead of bright ass clashing hues that make you look like you're trying to be the best clown in the circus like no one ever was 🤣😂

[@DurpyON2263]

Things women shouldn’t touch: bills trash groceries and car doors Single mothers: wait that’s illegal

[@DurpyON2263]

Shaggy Rodgers BIG OOF

[@nellieltuodelschwanck1236]

@Shaggy Rodgers lol

[@theawesomegt1774]

Shaggy Rodgers dang you roasted them

[@sophiejones7727]

that post is so so so wrong in so many ways.

[@frankestor9947]

The fact that grimm is basically a single dad makes this even funier

[@Shlankyman545]

If you describe yourself as a “queen” with no irony, that’s scary.

[@ihavenoidea2805]

yeah, that's sometimes so cringy

[@artemispage6405]

Whenever someone calls themselves a king or a queen unironically, I just want to ask, "Oh? Tell me, then, in what country are you royalty. Cuz right now my best guess is Narnia, you small brain individual"

[@maclikescartoons]

lol yeah i only do it to myself as a joke like "I am the queen of animals, we shall feat on your meat for supper" or sumn like that

[@artemispage6405]

@@maclikescartoons Same here! I call myself the 'Queen of Fate and Plushies', because 1) It's this like persona thing I have and 2) I really like collecting plushies

[@rosette4268]

I honestly say my gals pals are Queens as a compliment

[@justsomeguywithanevilamust4819]

“Things a woman should never have to touch” Me:why isn’t their a picture of me?

[@genericegg7135]

Nah dude, That means that Girls _should_ have to touch you.

[@justanotheridiot8906]

There is a picture of you. It’s the trash

[@theunholyspiritakedjaqld2287]

That's because they don't deserved you,your basically a gold bar compared to them

[@theunholyspiritakedjaqld2287]

@just another idiot your right bud your right

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

@@justanotheridiot8906 A so actually containing some worth.. unlike the r/nicegirl

[@MYZS]

Nicest girl here is slazo for being so quiet in Damien's basement.

[@solangel8002]

*wheeze*

[@adipocere3340]

Underrated

[@monkeyman2728]

Which is the better conspiracy? Damien/Slazo or Mary Ham/Poppy Gloria?

[@MYZS]

@@monkeyman2728 how dare you walk into emkay's house and speak that name Dun dun dun!!!

[@MossTunic]

666th like huhuhuh

[@professormemeyy3567]

8:13 I literally had to lie down. That “K.” hit so hard and it was so perfect I literally had to lie down and soak that in before continuing the video. Honestly it’s the most perfect use of k I’ve ever seen

[@RedLee20]

8:11

[@satomitouka]

K

[@filthykid7069]

I kinda think of it this way: the way to make your dog stop asking for attention in a bad way like pretending to have a limp, be in pain or destroying stuff is to not give them the attention when they are doing it. She was being a bitch so she did not receive attention

[@Monsterthatsunderyourbed]

@@filthykid7069 K

[@oliverbugeja5716]

@@Monsterthatsunderyourbed r/madlad

[@KissKrys]

"If there was a way for women to turn of their sexual need for guys completely, they would do it so fast." Me, a lesbian: *sweats nervously*

[@Balloons250]

Hmm.

[@joemonkey18]

Hmmmmmmmm.

[@idkanymore4664]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[@KissKrys]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmm

[@hellraiser1621]

When will this microwave beep?

[@epic2245]

Damian: She's a witch! Everyone in the medievel village: Interesting.

[@MydieLy]

Everyone in the medieval village. "you believe in witchcraft?! Heretic!"

[@jasonm238]

"dudes who are nice are boring" gets cheated on "why cant i get a nice guy DDDDDDDX"

[@Xxsorafan]

Shutup nice guy

[@jasonm238]

@@Xxsorafan rip

[@mono-sb2ol]

Bethany Monges LMAO

[@horselover40]

Try being nice and at least moderately interesting lols. To clarify cheating on your boring bf is still wrong. Much better to dump him first and find someone interesting after. Just saying

[@jasonm238]

@@horselover40 if thats directed at me please note its a joke lol

[@bee-mf9ct]

"clingy is okay, but obsessive is not" YES DAMIEN YES

[@shadowacesonic2827]

Clingy isn't really okay, either. Being clung to someone all the time isn't healthy, especially for the unclingy partner. People need breaks from each other!

[@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa]

I don't like either tbh

[@washmycar2858]

Clinginess just shows that the person cares about you, yes there is a point where you can be to clingy. Obsessive is dangerous, puting all your happiness on someone

[@bonurse7969]

@@shadowacesonic2827 I legitimately didn't know "clung" was a word till now. lol

[@shadowacesonic2827]

@@bonurse7969 Well, there you go. xD

[@h2hoe443]

“This ain’t no my hero academia quirk” Thank you. On behalf of everyone, WE DO 👏 NOT 👏 WANT 👏 THEM 👏

[@lulumce6281]

We rlly don’t

[@h2hoe443]

State Of Wyoming oh wow look how mature you are 😒👏👏

[@ohayohikari6222]

what do you mean?

[@h2hoe443]

@ollie.e I HEARD SOMEONE MENTION... HOPE??? 👀

[@Allystabbyface]

I do

[@Televangelisme]

"she's a witch" *on behalf of the healthy side of the witch community,we dont claim her-*

[@themis467]

That's an insult on my craft and trade.

[@Televangelisme]

@@themis467 i dont seem to quite understand, can you please tell me what you mean? (its been 2 months since i commented this so i completely forgot the video)

[@themis467]

@@Televangelisme I'm a witch, and I can say we are much nicer than nicegirls. This is a joke. Also, wich isn't only for girls, a wich is a wizard but evil, no matter the gender.

[@Televangelisme]

@@themis467 i am also a witch, i think your offended by the fact i said healthy side:i was trying to say nice witches who for instants dont spread false information to new witches/baby witches. I wasnt trying to offend you or anyone else and i apologize that i have. I hooe you understand :)

[@themis467]

@@Televangelisme oh okay I get it

[@SaltNip]

"Girls like me are hard to find" I mean, not really. There's a whole subreddit dedicated to girls like you.

[@Valdenroth]

Lmao...nice

[@KobatheASMRbiker]

Damn good roast right there!

[@THEbeetrootsoup]

dang that pan had to be hot since that is a large burn

[@paigeisntme]

hi! i’m here as a representative to the female population, and we have come here to make an announcement. *WE DO NOT CLAIM THESE WOMEN, THEY CAN BE THEIR OWN POPULATION*

[@reapd2576]

They can join retardians if they want

[@whirlesic]

How about they just join dumbasses

[@bushbabe7493]

They already have their own population, it's called nice girls

[@fridaygh0st]

they already are

[@elevatedmeance6807]

It would be offensive to even accociate them with any group at this point

[@vickyb6943]

“Clingy is ok, obsessive, IS NOT!” This needs to be put in some people’s lives.

[@ppgzchat]

0:55 ‘4 things a women shouldn’t have to touch if she’s a man.” *Wait-What? What joke do I even make here?*

[@plutonix5792]

"I'm fine." "You sure?" "Yes, I am." "Are you sure you don't want me to stay or..." "YES I AM. LEAVE ME ALONE" "Ok, ok. I'll give you your space" *few seconds after* "WHY DIDN'T HE STAY!? SO MEAN!!!1!1!" " *visible confusion* "

[@feartheghus]

Don’t date a psycho

[@karnvarshneya3019]

This is what you would call a tsundere , which seems is just another type of psycho.

[@Icewind007]

Confusion? At that point, I'd be giving the Tommy Lee Jones stinkeye.

[@invertedv12powerhouse77]

@@karnvarshneya3019 not quite, yet not that far away

[@randompromises1038]

@@karnvarshneya3019 also known as The Ultimate Asshole.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Nicegirls: I don't need no man! *Stays single* Nicegirls: Why don't I got a man? 😥

[@dat_gamerboiomg106]

True

[@raulrosas5068]

me: your fault no mine

[@sillybilly6938]

530 likes? I'm bout to change that to 531 >:)

[@ZodiacHope]

I don’t NEED one. I just WANT one

[@adralenagd2669]

Those guys who don’t like nicegirls: *oh how I wonder why*

[@Joannebraun28]

“This ain’t no my hero academia quirk”

[@izukumidoryia9834]

Lol 😂

[@bendoodnath3784]

That sort of quirk would be awesome to have

[@jaytoonz5736]

2:54 me if I were in this situation Girl: Do you know where my friends could grab coke ? 😏 Me: Try a vending machine.

[@mettatonex7221]

This subreddit started as girls pretending to be nice before they do a heel turn and b*tch out... and is now documenting the psychos of the world.

[@feartheghus]

the female psychos, to get a full documentary you’ve got to look at the incels too.

[@NBDYSPCL]

@@feartheghus technically 'incel' is gender neutral. You can get female incels too.

[@abd-qadirgilani8871]

Dylan is correct. Anyone and everyone is capable of being nice OR being an evil sadist, inc. things like racism, sexism, etc. No matter what you have between your legs.

[@Dalek-br6nu]

The best way to end an argument is with Willy Wonka's "Good day sir." And if they continue just follow it up with "I SAID GOOD DAY."

[@ferraprime4564]

Dionysian Beast I SAID GOOD DAY

[@tetrobro5182]

Dalek1019 not gonna lie, I’m gonna use that.

[@alyonam4026]

That's what Fez from That 70s Show says...lol

[@JacobE-23]

This is probably one of my all time favorite comments lmao

[@rowstiels8216]

YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

[@olyviermonteau4300]

"I'm nice as frick. If you see me talking crap bout someone, they finna earned it." Me: then you're not nice. Niceness is basically undertale pacifist mode. What you described, is something that wouldn't make someone filled with kindness.

[@daniiiqwq]

true if they were nice they would of stayed calm

[@olyviermonteau4300]

@@MainStreetElectricalParade "no one is perfect, but we can infinitely better ourselves" You: *hmm yes I see the text here is made out of text.*

[@justoort4258]

How to get nice. Go help everything that is All

[@gamesuarx]

0:57 Okay, so a woman is not supposed to touch food and cars. Thanks, nice girls, will be taking notes. Edit: WTF my wife says shes dying what am I doing wrong like???

[@austinnetherton9613]

That's why my wife left

[@joemonkey18]

I'm to ugly to have a wife

[@carno_playz5234]

@@joemonkey18 no ur not

[@joemonkey18]

@@carno_playz5234 are you delusional are you blind

[@carno_playz5234]

@@joemonkey18 neither

[@ryanslack2666]

"Drunk sex is not cool anymore" No. It was NEVER cool 😂 It's strange and you rarely remember it. Also a big thing now is honestly in recent years it becomes serious in criminal matters if she is deemed intoxicated and as she said "I was more drunk than you." If she so desired she could have him done in just because they had sex when she was batshit drunk. Drunk sex ain't cool guys don't do it!

[@antcommander1367]

Especially when she get sadistic when drunk. freaking lunatic ex of mine

[@spongmongler6760]

first world problem: complaining that the guy was respectfully not groping you and also not a rapist. this this is the exact reason why dictators need to exist humans are just too stupid to know what they want

[@ah7027]

nah even if he slept with her this type of case never holds up in an actual court. The only damage would from the accusation itself because people take an accusation as you actually committing the crime. And in a lot of cases being accused is more of a punishment than being found guilty. People lose jobs, friends, family members and spouses, houses etc. Its pretty bad actually. If your found guilty you go to jail and at least your able to keep a place to live and have access to food .

[@randompromises1038]

@@ah7027 yeah i'd rather not have sex with someone while under the influence i dunno might have to do with my common sense :///

[@ah7027]

@@randompromises1038 I think within reason it's not a bad thing to do but I agree picking up wasted girls or guys at a bar is not the smartest thing you can do. Not really worth the risk. if you know the person well enough you can do it but that's about the only time.

[@venon0891]

'This ain't no My Hero Academia Quirk' You are now my best friend whether you like it or not

[@kazoo6335]

Ok

[@kazoo6335]

I will go throw rocks at trains now

[@venon0891]

@@kazoo6335 please don't

[@snowpegasi]

@@kazoo6335 yeah no please don't, I threw a rock at a train once.......it bounced back.

[@korrinnie3847]

* jealous noises *

[@Goatbreath37]

My brother is a victim of nice girls. Every girl he's been with is an absolute psycho and he still puts up with them. It's insane and I commend his abilities to stay strong

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

I love how that one girl got mad at a guy for literally not RAPING HER YOU CANT GIVE CONSENT IF UR DRUNK, IT WOULD HAVE MEANT HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HER props to him for being great

[@Zakofidea]

I feel like most of these girls gotta be in middle school with these outrageous ideas on how the world works.

[@raulrosas5068]

Zakofidea ciz they listen to the song "bad guy"

[@Armyjayden33]

I mean all my wife will have to do is do house work while am at work no cap seems easier to go to work

[@FlashQuatsch]

I've met girls like this in college, who are openly sexist in class and parade the "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve my best" as their life motto.

[@danika2082]

i think a lot of them are raised that way, where their mother is always giving them those “don’t tolerate it when someone’s rude to you” talks and they just take it to an extreme... i used to have a friend that way who cussed me out in the middle of class because i called her out for faking a marriage license

[@maclikescartoons]

As a girl in middle school we don't claim them

[@nick1541]

“This ain’t no My Hero Academia quirk”

[@290subscriberswithnovideos7]

Alex Douty I can’t even-

[@strwbrry_snsts]

I feel accepted by this wonderful video and comment

[@nick1541]

FurJax thank you

[@Dreamingofcake]

I flipped my shit when I heard that. Automatically wanna know more about Damien because BNHA/MHA is the friggin guud shit.

[@ariesgrill4999]

@@Dreamingofcake saaame

[@beatricewilliams9443]

7:16 honestly? This dude did the right thing, Id rather my partner do this for me then take advantage of me while drunk.

[@GeweerBeer]

1:00 A car door, specifically the passenger one. Brittish people: What in the Queens teacup!

[@Shadow66090]

Female friend: Why are you single, just try and find a nice girl. Me: *plays video* Female friend: Oh...

[@filmandfirearms]

Find a nice girl, not a Nice Girl

[@FrogFuneral]

You gotta find an actual human, not a nice girls roach ass

[@TR2000LT]

Sadly 99% are like these, rather stay single entire life to be safe! 😂

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@FrogFuneral Lmaooo! I love this comment. So true!

[@filmandfirearms]

@@TR2000LT Where the fuck do you live? Because I've never met a Nice Girl in the real world, and I've known a lot of women

[@orindreams9211]

I’ve never really understood the “men should pay for everything” bullshit. I’d honestly feel bad if a guy thought he had to pay for every date we went on and everything

[@feartheghus]

Well historically it made more sense, now it’s more because of culture and biology than actual practicality.

[@randompromises1038]

~stereotypiiiing~

[@elise205]

@@feartheghus The fuck biology gotta do with it? Shit, I pay for meals on dates because it's polite, but I also pay for my mates when I take them out to McDonald's or Gregg's (Gregg's is the most popular British sausage roll shop). That's not because of the large lump between my legs, that's just because it feels nice to be kind. Free food is a gift, but the second I'm expected to pay, Imma head out, unless it was agreed upon in advance. Someone I know offers me a free meal and it's something I like? Fuck yeah, I'm taking it! But I always say thank you, regardless of who gives me the meal. Of course, if it's a stranger, then I'll say no thanks.

[@timrammeloo6294]

I like how they’re complaining about “only having a 70% salary” ( which I do think is unfair) and want men to get payed less But then expect their mans to pays all their crap

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

@@timrammeloo6294 For the record, there is no wage gap... women just pick lower-paying jobs than men do, respectively.

[@coffee8135]

Who ever says “k” to a text like the one from the video you have 100% of my respect

[@jasndava]

Nice girl: You're cute but you're shorter than me so we can't date. Also nice girl: *OH MY GOD FAT SHAMING?!*

[@leonastartz6358]

And this reminds me of a scene from Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage. Juliet says that if Romeo wasn't so short, they'd get married.

[@tilengasparic6765]

GIRL: how tall are you? GUY: 185cm (I don't know imperial so shhh) GIRL: nice! GUY: how much do you weigh? GIRL: *blocked*

[@anajordan320]

@@tilengasparic6765 Idk if that's your height, but if so, I'd be so frickin short next to you!! I'm a girl, so I guess I have an excuse, but still 😂

[@tilengasparic6765]

@@anajordan320 I'm 182 cm xD. but my friend is 187

[@authorofone]

My Chemical Fall Out Piløts At The Disco avoiding the whole gender things, but girls aren't exactly 1/2 the size of men. They're actually taller, because you don't see 2.9-3 foot tall women pattering around the place like demented oompa lumpas

[@0odle]

5:23 Nice girl: It's cruel and basically abuse to pick a game over your girlfriend. Me: *ahem* It's cruel and basically abuse to destroy a game that your boyfriend probably spent plenty of money as well as hours playing it. If you can't deal with them playing a game more than being with you SO MUCH, then they're probably playing the game to escape from the monstrosity of a human being that you are. *proceeds to stroll on out of there with some dope shades*

[@Ivy-dd8bf]

Lol, that shit is insane to me. I need my me time. Dudes need their’s. I cannot understand how someone has the energy to be constantly pestering their boyfriend like that.

[@Xelights]

There are women who handle loneliness by becoming spiteful. These are the real drama queens , let me tell you that!

[@0odle]

@@Xelights yeah, like seriously!

[@krinkovrequired9279]

+respect

[@elise205]

Anyone destroys my gaming stuff, and they are getting a visit from the police. I play PC so my games are digital, and my physical stuff is very expensive because I'm a collector. It's not mint condition, because what's the point of not using it especially when I'm never going to sell it, but still. If it was a legitimate accident, then that's fine, be more careful, maybe help me pay to replace/repair if it's hugely expensive, but deliberately damaging my PC? Or my Pip-Boy? Or my Molag Bal statue? That's a 999 worthy situation, all of that costs over £100. The Bal statue even costs £4000! And I am not a rich man, these are very dear to me (not just because of the price). End of the day, respect my property, and there's no need to worry. I'm pretty chill with it all. Damage it accidentally, and it's cool, not your fault, but if it's something like my PC then we split the price for repair or replace 50/50, and if it's my Molag Bal statue then I'll probably be pissed for a while but ultimately forgive. Deliberately break my stuff and it's legal action time, regardless of who you are.

[@idontevenknowwhy3655]

The we do exist ones are really stupid Me and most of my friends Are girls Don't wear tons of makeup Play games Like memes They like tik tok but i don't have it But cockroaches are gross We literally all exist IT'S NOT JUST YOU 🙄 I rant about this way too much lol

[@Florian_TB]

Things a woman should never touch; -her inner nicegirl Things a woman *SHOULD* touch -her nice girl self

[@EldritchyWitchy]

Just responding with “K” in a Nice Girl scenario is golden

[@Erikaxoxo]

9:10 She's definitely one who'd say "I'm not like other girls"

[@Erikaxoxo]

@@scarfejs_ Tumblr must love her

[@flamedfox4713]

I guess your right at some point?

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

You missed an opportunity to put a terrible fall. She fell as hard as 911.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

"Her: I'm not like other girls. I'm nice and I eat chicken nuggets! CHICKEN NUGGETS! Me: We've all eaten chicken nuggets at least once in our lives. You ain't special. Her: Oh my god, you're so mean! You're like all the other girls! Other girls are bitches and are fake! Me: Sure. Keep telling yourself that...

[@Erikaxoxo]

@@flamedfox4713 The way she goes on is as if she's the only one who does those things

[@themightysusbus8695]

A guy once asked what I was doing and I told him I was playing PUBG while my fiance was playing Fallout 4. He told me I should go and try to seduce him because he should be paying attention to me and not a video game, he said I must feel so upset that I dont have his undivided attention. Boi why would I be upset because of my Boo playing a game? We both like free time and we both like video games, I'm not going to take away his time to relax. It bewildered me how people can think that, I dont want to smother my partner and I dont want them to smother me, we cant sustain being up each others ass's 24/7.

[@-alex-5158]

"This aint some mha quirk" Me a weeb: one of us OnE Of Us ONE OF US ONE OF US!

[@Thatdistantmirage]

One for all Or Explosion?

[@sharavy6851]

I mean.. In a different video he didn't know what a yandere is (kinda jelly for that..) MHA is super popular so no suprise he knows at least this much. Other than that I advise him not to touch animu, he'll be better for it

[@dadjokes8963]

@@sharavy6851 one stop from the waifu pillow then he can join The Click.......oh gods a furry and a weeb what have I done?

[@goingferal6638]

"Girls like me are hard to find" And god am I glad they are

[@callmewilpls9099]

This made me laugh and Cry at the same time oh fuck

[@alias4795]

LMAO I CANT BREATH-

[@junoguten]

"A girl should never have to touch a car door" Oh okay, she's just very traditional "A girl should never have to touch groceries or the trash" ...

[@kennethcoval4970]

Not traditional enough

[@fitmotheyap]

Well i wouldn't want a karen touching any car!

[@ethanfrantz4312]

Simple, she could be nice but have telekinesis

[@melanoc3tusii205]

@@coralscorpion ???

[@nevergonnagiveyouup1180]

@A BB And if there is, you might want to move your garage

[@zettabytegd]

7:46 ah yes I live ACCIDENTALLY TRYING To do something

[@emilynorthweald132]

5:27 I actually understand her. I had a boyfriend about two years ago who was playing for hours on his computer when I was around. I never destroyed anything, but I eventually broke up with him after a few weeks because he was just straight up ignoring me when he was playing that game. It really hurt. I never threw a tantrum tho, I always asked him nicely if he could quit the game and do something with me but he just always said "Yeah, whatever". I was heartbroken, so in the end I broke up with him.

[@aviatorraj7820]

Yeah I feel you basically I like my games too much so I am not pursuing a relationship right now because I know I will not be able to give time to her. But that girl specifically broke the game. She could have broken up with him instead of destroying his property.

[@zakosist]

I can understand it if he almost never spend time with her. I can understand you being upset if you were constantly ignored and devalued. But not if he ignored her for a few hours on occasion while still balancing it on other times. Either way what she did was completely unjustified and I hope she gets her punishment, whatever that is. If you have issues with the relationship you talk about it and find compromises, if nothing works you break up. You dont get to just destroy what that person loves (besides you hopefully). And people absolutely have the right to still have alone time and hobbies besides the relationship, even when they are in one. Thinking anything else is really toxic. I was genuinely surprised she wasnt reffering to herself when saying "cruel and basically abuse", and that was already not expecting her to be a nice person.

[@wolfietheuncle3988]

Nice girls are just girls with the personality of those cheap razors

[@feartheghus]

HEY! Don’t you ever insult cheap razors like that!

[@MariaSanchez-vp6db]

Nice girls are just girls with the personality of wet muddy socks with mosquito larvae.

[@sci_pain3409]

as a cheap razor this is highly offensive. blocked

[@raulrosas5068]

even the cheap airpods

[@jmaeb81]

Stubbed toe**

[@kurokishiii_]

"This aint no my hero acadamia quirk!" *My otaku sense is tingling*

[@douggee]

*yes*

[@sweetwhitechocolate483]

@@greylag-goose y e s

[@ther8366]

yeeeeeeeee

[@Lemonnitenite]

*Yee*

[@mamma_mina327]

@@greylag-goose same omg

[@Totally_not_an_alien_]

I love how some girls seriously use love as an excuse to be obsessed

[@Fikamar27]

I know it's an old comment, but wanna add that their harrassment usually being labeled as "tough love" too. I pity them

[@Gration_]

The "I hate you" one was actually pretty funny. Would that classify as a nice girl or just commitment to being petty? i appreciate the commitment honestly.

[@kovi6203]

It's harassment and pretty obsessive. I personally don't find it funny in the slightest. Actually it's kinda threatening when I think about it. I would be scared for how far they could go.

[@Gration_]

@@kovi6203 They you're a pussy. They're words and you can block them at anytime lol

[@kovi6203]

@@Gration_ Nah Not a pussy. It's not just words, it's someone holding a grudge for 3 years, that means obsession. It's stalker behavior and wouldn't be accepted if it was a male doing it to a women. It's also illegal to harass people like that.

[@Fikamar27]

@@kovi6203 agreed. Mine was a year, able to "pause" her because went full no contact and deact my acc. But prob will going on if I dare to open in public again, as she had audacity to still stalking with fake accs.

[@iamtakingthisveryseriously]

"I don't like your name" "change your name"

[@theblackbaron4119]

There you are, I thought I accidentally deleted you. Come on hop back onto my array declaration and my dictionary to show the key-pair values.

[@aidenember4640]

@@theblackbaron4119 is that your old account or I'm just stupid

[@aidenember4640]

Am I*

[@theblackbaron4119]

@@aidenember4640 I'm glad you're asking, even though I don't know what you're on about. Yes, yes you are :D, since you've been asking.

[@zombie_6555]

“Things girls should never touch” *picture of trash* What did I ever do to you :(

[@ohayohikari6222]

Poor Nagito

[@sunnythedumb]

@Shaggy Rodgers LMAO

[@wearewearetogetherbulletpr387]

@Shaggy Rodgers lol you repeated the joke here

[@wearewearetogetherbulletpr387]

@Shaggy Rodgers it was ok I just noticed it no hate

[@zombie_6555]

Ohayo Hikari when I made this comment I had no idea what danganronpa was and ironically now nagito is one of my favorite characters TwT

[@atlasfp]

"Like having a relationship with a brick wall" *_Layeth the smack down, layeth the smack down_*

[@talynhastime9343]

That one girl wanted the guy to commit a CRIME when she said she wanted him to sleep with her despite her being drunk. She's setting women back 75 years istg.

[@82dorrin]

7:14 Sooooo... she was pissed off at him for NOT raping her? Oooookaaaayy. I'm glad to be single.

[@lindidiutlwileng3673]

BRUH 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@graveyard_mushroomz4823]

Lmao me too

[@ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho1732]

You can tell she's been reading 50 shades of grey

[@jager2754]

How would that be rape ? I mean she wanted it

[@lindidiutlwileng3673]

@@jager2754 because a person can't give their consent while drunk. He also didnt know her that well so it is just safer for him not to engage in intercourse with someone that isn't sober

[@tsuyuasui3816]

"This ain't no My Hero Academia quirk." *WEEBS HAVE JOINED THE CHAT*

[@agenericguy1014]

Tsuyu Asui Tsuyu best girl

[@Deutalios818]

Oh hello there

[@totallyrealsightings255]

We are the weeb army

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Yes yes

[@AhmedEx1.]

I have several questions on this one tho 12:22

[@_1V4N]

*“This ain't no my hero academia quirk”* -dies in BNHA fan-

[@tankdempsy8992]

8:10 that "k." ist the most destructive single letter i've ever seen. xD

[@ashykn33s]

9:18 practically my dream girls personality ____.exe has stopped working

[@cenrics6137]

PogU

[@IndigoDev]

;)

[@kjiell2852]

Im ok with the cockroach things, its hilarious

[@TheIceCreamWizard]

Wish.exe has quit so you don’t die of a hernia of hopes and dreams

[@solosteve5474]

SHE'S MINE

[@softestdoge2832]

Let me say, if I ever get a boyfriend we are playing video games together. I saw that girl cut the Xbox game in half and I almost cried.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

60$ down the drain...

[@softestdoge2832]

Izaiah Florés for real. 😭

[@aviatorraj7820]

@@softestdoge2832 Marry me 😭😭😂😂

[@joemonkey18]

I got pissed because I'm a gamer

[@djcoolzi965]

Damn...tbh I wish a lot more girls had this mind set bruh

[@ultimateweeb6903]

"Not like My Hero Academia quirky" -Damien

[@zeusyoursonhasreturnedibri7603]

Things went wrong when she broke that fallout4 CD 🙄

[@danteeightsix9069]

8:10 This needs to brought up during every mandatory sexual harassment/assault meeting seminar

[@justsillyrachet1737]

Girl: A women should never touch groceries or trash Me:bu-but how will she cook for her husband and how will she apply make-up if she can’t touch herself ?

[@LOVELYLITTLENOBODY]

This is a rare beauty unlike the nice girls of the internet.

[@Koozomec]

Good luck finding a woman who knows how to cook. (My last 5 gf doesn't know how to cook and i'm french living in France) Some are very proud of ignoring this skill. (I love cooking)

[@anthonyfletcher8053]

Koozomec women are becoming obsolete.

[@Koozomec]

@@anthonyfletcher8053 That's sad because i love how women used to be.

[@inkubator320]

Koozomec Makes sense that you’re French

[@Mex-ge9kj]

"K." *Careful, he's a hero*

[@liucijapetkeviciute8843]

Why do girls ruin their boyfriends games when they BOTH coud play??

[@twilit_sheik7390]

That first post, Jesus Christ: “As soon as your girl starts to have feelings for you, the anxiety sets in.” I been having feelings for my boyfriend, it’s called love and respect. “She’ll wonder what you are doing all the time” Nope. I don’t care as long as he’s not doing something illegal or cheating on me. “She’ll wonder who you’re with” Again, I don’t care. I trust my boyfriend completely and he trusts me. “She’ll wonder what you’re thinking” He’s thinking about memes and Absolver. “She’ll be jealous of every girl who looked at you” Due to myself being a former “nice girl”, I do get a little jealous, not when girl looks at my bf. I get jealous if the girl is showing VERY OBVIOUS signs that she’s interested in my bf despite the fact that he’s taken (it’s happened before) “These feelings are overwhelming!!” These feelings are controlling. I don’t want my boyfriend to feel trapped, it’s not a relationship, it becomes ownership. I don’t want to control every aspect of his life, I don’t want to be possessive over him, I want us to have a mutual trust and respect for each other.

[@KuvaPefo]

Twilit_Sheik that's cuz you're not a byotch like girls like that. Good job. 🖖🏽💚✨😊

[@nicomoist5336]

Hey atleast you change. Noice

[@feartheghus]

Thank you for sharing your sanity with the world to help balance out for whoever the hell wrote the message at the start.

[@titanwolfwhatif2937]

You are a good person for changing

[@accursedatom236]

ok so I saw Absolver in that and does your BF still play it?

[@bb-3653]

Most of these girls act like spoiled 3 yr olds

[@kingpenguin6981]

i got hurt in everyway when she broke his disc

[@bluestang9530]

Girl: “ahems” me to open door for her Me : Its got a handle don’t it?!

[@Luh_JackK]

What disturbs me more than the death threat is the fact this is all going down and her phones on 1%

[@georgiakc9]

Tbh “clingy is okay, obsessive is not” doesn’t do it for me. I can’t even tolerate clingy. Is there anyone out there who likes a clingy partner?

[@thatonewitch]

0:56 NG: "GiRlS shOuLdn'T hAve to ToUCh tHesE 4 tHiNgS!" Me: *Too bad, imma do it any way*

[@NonRandomUser]

All the good people on both sides who successfully avoided these landmines and dodged these bullets, I salute you.

[@unknowncreature-0069]

"this ain't no My Hero Academia quirk this is some real messed up stuff." I think that's my favorite line from this whole channel

[@ohayohikari6222]

here we view a person I agree with in it's natural habitat

[@LubckeEnjoyer]

9:15 They exist? That's like finding diamonds in minecraft for the first time dude

[@amandahicks2692]

Men and Women who have too deal with this my God bless you. You are truly strong.... I got a headache😥😥😥

[@ElkorGod]

Peeepeeepooopooo you'll never know why this got so many likes

[@subii_0]

Equity be like

[@TrashDeviant]

They only want the good bits of equality. Equal responsibility is part of the patriarchy.

[@josiahallen9906]

Cause they don't want equality. That wasn't top be bet then men

[@victoriawynston9221]

Feminism=actual equality. These girls aren’t actually feminist, please don’t associate feminism with this behavior.

[@teletubbiesharvest5615]

Kachaaaaan????????????????????? is Kiri ignoring you again???

[@allisonwinchester3108]

Damian, are... are you physically attracted to brick walls??? I'm concerned and confused

[@SakuraAvalon]

"She's a brick house She's mighty mighty, letting it all hang out"

[@allisonwinchester3108]

My kinda people right here... ^^

[@collincrow9789]

You're telling me you don't find those tall red brick walls hella hot?

[@allisonwinchester3108]

@@collincrow9789 I mean.... Ok I see your point, but I cant go back on it now

[@SakuraAvalon]

Collin of Hyrule Nah. They're... *Stone cold* .

[@punsy9882]

When I heard “My Hero Academia” I knew you were double the king that I thought you were, you have earned my respect 😂

[@themattster]

These make me even more depressed than usual but I keep watching em lol

[@AlyBr]

Damien: **makes a joke* Me: Nice one, Damien. Not as "nice" as these girls think they are though.

[@youmaylaughnow9112]

oOf

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

True that lmao

[@Uzii22]

For any girls who think ‘they’re not like other girls’, I’ma tell you this straight up. No other girl is the exact same, hell no other human is the same. However, I can definitely assure you somewhere in the world there is someone who has the similar interests and hobbies as you, you are not special.