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[@opaldust1979]

These men need to realize that they are exactly like the men who are abusive. They both act nice at first and when they don’t get their way/feel like they have you they basically turn on you.

[@nehemiahfreitas6163]

I like how you said these men, yea these guys are mad weird and aren’t fit for society.

[@clibothy]

Pretty sure they ARE the men who are abusive

[@nehemiahfreitas6163]

@@clibothy well, not exactly. Men and women who are abusive tend to only become abusive over time and comfortably sitting in a relationship with many issues. These guys are just weird, never really talk to women and then they try and it’s like speaking a new language to a new species.

[@thetheory6159]

They do realize that's what they are, they just try (and fail) to convince everyone else they aren't.

[@kingofavation7007]

They must become asexual

[@AH-tu3km]

I've started calling men who call women "females" males. It's the most fun I've ever had.

[@Subject-dn8ez]

Same! It's so fun

[@Subject-dn8ez]

@@Perseagatuna the sad thing is wolf's don't really act like that

[@poobrain196]

Sadly 4:23 is the reality for my mom.he makes a point but not a lil woman

[@boogieboo22official]

How would that offend us, that literally what we are called 💀

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

I wonder why some people find the term weird and/or offensive. I'm curious.

[@KensNotReal]

Personally, I would not want my *partner* to treat me like a "queen." I want to be treated as an equal.

[@Orchidlettux]

Heck yeah

[@xxtriggerede3517]

This right here

[@daddylonglegs3420]

hehe 69 likes

[@applepi3866]

same

[@throwingcatsproductions22]

Same

[@fakeemail6815]

are we gonna talk about the fact that he said "you're a suspect in a murder suicide" or are we just glossing over the fact that the culprit would ALSO be dead

[@ShowMeLoveFilms]

I think it was supposed to be "murder/suicide", as in it wasn't decided.

[@kuroyuki6254]

It was either murder or a suicide. Not together I see how it could be confusing though

[@siddubois4753]

A murder-suicide is when a person kills an individual then kill themselves right after, bro 🙄

[@kuroyuki6254]

@@siddubois4753 Yes, but a murder/suicide isn't

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Oh shit, I just realized that. I was thinking they were saying murder and/or suicide, as in they didn't know. Also, love how this guy thinks cops DON'T tell you their badge number or superior's name. If they don't, it's a fake cop. This is common knowledge. HOW did they not know that?! (Oh, right, nice guy, that's why...)

[@despairfulidiot]

If nice girls and nice guys met and got married, they would become entitled parents. 🤔

[@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr]

PHILOSOPHER. WE GOT A PHILOSOPHER!! SPAM THIS PERSON WITH LIKES!💅✨

[@KPR0308]

I am honoured to be your 69th like sir!

[@WatermelonPocky]

Truths that hurt sir. 👏

[@Doodle428]

Haza a man fo culture

[@acb723]

I dont think kids would happen because a murderer /suicide would prob occur soon after the marriage.

[@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr]

OK SO THIS DUDE HAS BEEN BLOWING UP MY PHONE. So in order not to lead him on,I told him I am a lesbian. Apparently I am a just "a confused fraud" . Thanks..

[@despairfulidiot]

Wow 💀 That is just sad and probably annoying to go through

[@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr]

@@despairfulidiot you have no idea...

[@despairfulidiot]

@@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr You should probably block them or something like that.

[@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr]

@@despairfulidiot I did. I'm going to cry bruh just let me like girls and stop calling me names 💀 it just shows how insecure you are.. But I'm glad I get some support! Even from people on the internet

[@despairfulidiot]

@@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr No problem! I am glad I helped a bit, hope nothing like that happens anymore

[@Electricz0]

People forget what the phrase “trapped in an abusive relationship” actually means. The abuser starts off as a nice person, earns your trust, love and affection, and then abuses you. People don’t want to be abused, they are trapped by predators.

[@addicted2mako]

“This leads to [girls] getting drunk and making bad decisions...” At least you’re admitting that doing the no-pants dance with you would be a bad decision

[@Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery]

him: literally admitting to getting girls drunk so they will have sex with him also him: who dont women like meeee 😭

[@ouncerton]

@@Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery ☠️

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery💀

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"all we gotta do is start getting everybody to wear fedoras" *PERRY THE SUBREDDIT?!*

[@danielalley5706]

Lol

[@erinwallace2594]

we truly need it

[@fizzo3535]

Hey again

[@anannoyingtoaster3888]

Perry theme plays

[@edgewastaken2432]

Yay fedora's the best type of hat

[@X33Ultras0und]

Scary to think these people are treating real people like a dating simulator - where you just throw consumables and compliments and for some reason she loves you above anyone else in the world. (even when you just met)

[@WolfyFancyLads]

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! HOLD UP!!! Don't you go insulting dating simulators! I've played plenty! Even they encourage not being a dick and properly caring for someone. You ever play Crush Crush? Loooooootta work. And that's just to get the easiest girl! (easy as in difficulty, not "she's easy to bed")

[@X33Ultras0und]

@@WolfyFancyLads Dating simulators still exclude a whole plethora of factors that are actually in the real world. And unless there is a dating Sim where you can create a character, (give them traits, appearance, age, status, measurements, all that) and then have 100 different people to choose from where you have to suit them in at least 11/20 areas for them to even consider dating you. (all while you have no idea what their traits are) If there is a dating simulator like this, then it will be one of a kind, and probably the most accurate to real life you can get in a game, as otherwise, we are just always assuming that you are attractive in thier eyes, and for some reason the moment you speak to them they are always willing to reply or speak to you again, and never just brush you off due to their own personal reasons.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

@@X33Ultras0und I dunno what simulators you've seen, but most I play (with exception of some. As I mentioned, I played Crush Crush, which I'd argue *technically* still counts but at the same time doesn't cos it's a clicker game) have at least some depth to them. Sure, the character detail isn't THAT complex, I've tried to code that myself and it. Is. HELL. But! A lot of the ones I've used have characters with their own issues, tastes and general doubts or issues with dating the main character (or they already loved them but that's just dating sim cliche for ya). I'm talking traits like depression and suicidal thoughts, them being not boyfriend material, tsunderes, body issues, etc etc... Yeah, I play a lot of romance games.... Even tried making one with consequences in it but I never was good at finishing my projects. Still, point is, there's plenty of games that reward players for treating people as decently as you would in reality, building up a romance slowly with minimum flirting, until the player themselves learns the ins and outs of that fictional character. It may not be diverse (most dating sims are ages between 18 to 25 player characters) and they obviously can't have a "met them and never saw them again" attitude or it wouldn't work, but I'm just saying dating sims aren't as cut and dry as these assholes. They at least require some decency on the player's half. Sorry if this is a weird rant, I honestly didn't think this would become a thing, I thought it'd be more "Ha ha, nice guys are even worse than the most oversexualized dating sim" kinda thing. Plus, obviously, couldn't just let dating sims be roped in with these ass clowns. :P

[@X33Ultras0und]

@@WolfyFancyLads Well, these nice guys are worse than those over sexualised dating sims, I just thought that most are like that. But you've proven me wrong. Also, you really should continue with making your game. With how much you like these games, you'll be glad you did.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

@@X33Ultras0und Well, you were right to be wary, there's quite a few out there made just for nookie (porn is a quick money grab, after all). But even then there's some that have depth to it. That suicidal depression I mentioned? It's one of my faves. It has smut in but you just fall in love with the characters that it feels like a natural progression of their relationship (and takes time to get to). ^^ All part of the creator's talent, really. And thanks. :3 If I find the drive to I hope to do so (I suck at filler and coding is hell. I have the plot arcs, just gotta pad stuff out to last longer).

[@capthavic]

Niceguys: "women only like guys who act like assholes" Me: "And yet here you are."

[@MissBloopTartVT]

4:09 made me realize the abject terror that is Nice Guys. They genuinely don't understand how self absorbed, narcassitic, and creepy they actually are. They don't see women in abusive relationships as victims that need genuine support and help. They see it as just another obstacle to save the princess. But when that fails, when the reality of knowing someone in an abusive relationship sits in, they find some alpha/beta pseudo sexist philosophy or science to justify why that woman is not only getting abused, but DESERVES to be abused. It's all about them at the end of the day. It's honestly terrifying in ways that I don't even think *I* have phathommed completely yet. These men need professional help.

[@agentkirai]

They do need professional help.

[@Scarystorystotell]

K

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

"Code of chivalry we knights bestow upon the females" ... And that's an instant game over right there.

[@macgyver42563]

"GAME OVER! You will remain single for the rest of your miserable life!!"

[@eldritchabomination9726]

I might be wrong but isn't chivalry just an honor code for fighting?

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

@@eldritchabomination9726 Yep!

[@eldritchabomination9726]

@@KitsuneYojimbo so what he's saying is he wants to duel the girl? [Joke]

[@imperialdebauchery5988]

​@eldritchabomination9726 the chivalric code was a code of conduct for knights and nobles. It covered everything from rules of engagement in combat, to proper etiquette in personal interactions with people based on their social status and position. It never applied to all knights however, as knights of monastic orders ( hospitaler, templar, teutonic, etc) followed the codes of their order.

[@d.tt.wilding7740]

It's honestly breaks my heart that there are men out there who think women just don't enjoy sex...I feel sorry for the women they've been with.

[@ymmijx6061]

i feel rightly horrified when those people turn out to have wives.

[@photofreak56]

These are the same guys who call me a fat whore over and over again on my shorts... Its just like doe that even work? Does this make you some how feel better about your self?

[@toxin7111]

Reminds me of this post which was like "God made men's orgasm give life women's isn't important, so I don't bother" Which is just a funny way to say he CAN'T make them come, just trues to hide it by saying he doesn't want to. Either way really sad

[@TeatroGrotesco]

The first honest things one of these guys have said, "I've never met a hetero woman who enthusiastically enjoys sex." I truly believe he hasn't.

[@Johnny-pm4ts]

As a non-native speaker of the English language, i got a fucking stroke and then i realized he meant "ive never saw a girl that likes banging" which is fair

[@wonkkwonkk2416]

fowl 🍗 💀

[@emir3984]

Nice guys really don’t understand how dehumanising calling women “females” is

[@emir3984]

@T3ddy You’re right. But male or female is also used for almost animals with the corresponding genitalia. It reduces you to just your genitals.

[@stephanien6237]

Yeah-it’s the stepping stone for progressive dehumanizing terms: Females to Femoids to Foids

[@Dalek59862]

It is permissible inside of scientific/statistical studies but otherwise, the words should not be used on humans.

[@emir3984]

@@Dalek59862 Exactly

[@cat-lz8uj]

Me, a girl, who calls myself a literal human being: 😳

[@HalfAYokoGirl27]

Anybody who says “I’m a chad” Un Ironically is the least chad person ever

[@notherelol]

Opposites for the "im a nice guy"

[@Dues-ex-machina]

Chads hate bragging

[@ilovehelldivers5317]

@@Dues-ex-machina not to brag, but yeah, i don't like to brag

[@rturtle1247]

Rip dick thunder

[@eldron29-a54]

Hum, I don't think so anymore. You become a proud Chad via seeing those kind of videos for example, and you can happily brag about it.

[@no-wt7me]

2:57 guys we finally confirmed that books are gay

[@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623]

Me, a bookworm: *ha, makes sense*

[@SilverVolo]

Some do keep them in closets

[@reedy_9619]

So books make you attractive to depressive gay men? That’s fucking weird. But as a depressed straight man that might explain why i m not attracted to books in any way

[@quzar3291]

r/blursedimages

[@thegamingillustrator]

Tell that to my girlfriend.

[@Goh._907]

"well in Asia, you can bribe girls to take shots by putting bills under them" I'm an Asian and that's not how it truly works (works for some but still...)

[@lovelysantillana1230]

Yeah dude some people need to not steario type is just because of few bad experiences

[@voidnoidoid]

“Well in Asia...” bruh which part? Asia is friggin huuuuge

[@NieroshaiTheSable]

I love how ONE BAR is somehow "all of Asia" to that guy.

[@voidnoidoid]

@@NieroshaiTheSable ikr its hilarious

[@PedroLucas-cs9ye]

I think that, no matter the country, if you go to the right places, you will be able to do that. Now, as a comment above mine already said, he went to one damn bar in Thailand and belived that he knew not only how the thailand culture works, but also the whole eastern culture... To think like that, he must be either really arrogant or sadly ignorant... Or maybe both, who knows?

[@wokedog1799]

Me: Likes trenchcoats Nice guy stereotypes: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@tuesdaywithanh]

Fedoras and trench coats are cool, but I feel like I can't wear them because "nice guy" stereotypes :(

[@thetiredworm2100]

@@tuesdaywithanh just wear it lol, that stereotype is just a joke XD no need to think to hard about it

[@hikothealien2758]

*Dib membrane would like to know your location*

[@hevs7889]

Long as you a good person and bathe regularly you should be ok, I have a friend who loves trench coats and he’s chill, he’s basically my brother

[@hairless5207]

Oh no jason dean

[@MaryArts]

0:50 it is awful when you know that there were cases where women got murdered because they said "no"...

[@x_itzliana_x4324]

Some people are idiots

[@Roadent1241]

X_ItzLiana_ x Just to clear up, who? The men that overreact to a massively violent degree? Or us for saying no hoping we ent gonna up six ft under?

[@x_itzliana_x4324]

@@Roadent1241 the men that overreact

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

Just look at Elliot Rodger. Dude wanted to kill women just because he couldn't find a girlfriend. On his "day of retribution".

[@ohsehun6470]

yep, know some that got assaulted

[@Bosatron-cg6el]

What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves? A fence

[@bonnieshenton9426]

Hmmm

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Ooooooooooooooh.... I thought it was the dead baby I put remote control legs onto....

[@nickefstathiou1022]

@@WolfyFancyLads and here i thought I was the only one who thought this.

[@gokubread2733]

Good joke, made me chuckle

[@alliexcx5576]

ecnef

[@marybean2231]

The guy who said women love getting abused and hurt genuinely is terrifying.

[@Solomon0424]

Yes

[@optimisticnihilist7705]

I'm from south east Asia and i KID YOU NOT, bribery is a federal offense. Especially in my country. I don't know about you Americans, but I'm glad that we have a anti bribery rule.

[@reedy_9619]

Wym by bribery? With officials or prostitution?

[@optimisticnihilist7705]

@@reedy_9619 both.

[@reedy_9619]

objectionable no idea about prostitution.. probably legal but not well accepted by ppl. For officials it’s very illegal and creates massive outrages even thought everyone does some amount of it

[@deletedaccount6498]

Exactly same in india Although India is in SE asia But whatever

[@ILoveAlbania786]

@@deletedaccount6498india is on south asia.

[@camiares22]

I don’t know what’s worse, r/niceguys or r/notlikeothergirls

[@rebeccaschroder3000]

It's perfectly balanced

[@Waferking420]

@@rebeccaschroder3000 as all things should be.

[@brittneyzilempe9617]

i think r/niceguys are worst bc they inflict actual harm sometimes but i hate r/notlikeothergirls too

[@aaxavier328]

r/niceguys is worse, is guy harrasing girls, at least r/notliketheothergirls are funny entitled people

[@compassthehybrid6590]

r/insanseparents: A H E M

[@corsaircarl9582]

"Well, looks like we're the last two people on Earth" he says to her, tipping his fedora.

[@throwingcatsproductions22]

“Remember, I said i still WOULDN’T date you” she replies before walking away

[@Johnny-pm4ts]

"Not for so long" She says, as she looks onto the bridge.

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

@@Johnny-pm4ts "NOOOOO M'LADY!!!"

[@mattaldrich6942]

The high pitched "Noooooooooooooo" has me rolling

[@LucanVaris]

Pretty sure for most of these guys, their sex dolls like them more as a friend.

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

either that or they have 3 lewd looking body pillows with strangely crusty holes cut into them

[@throwingcatsproductions22]

Yeah, Edit! I just read it again and understood what you said lmao 😂

[@throwingcatsproductions22]

@@litchtheshinigami8936 *O.O*

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

@@throwingcatsproductions22 sorry.. i have a visual mind

[@LucanVaris]

@@litchtheshinigami8936 Conveniently enough, all three body pillows keep having headaches at the exact same time, and simply don't feel up to sleeping with these guys. Go figure. >.>

[@doraeguyakaneddie6586]

The internet is a bizarre place

[@woeisme-mi9fr]

Indeed...

[@Blud6966]

agreed...

[@sarppras4267]

@Todd White you're*

[@gloriaramos4468]

Indeed it is and not in a good way

[@criesandthrowsuponthefloor608]

*İnternet's Bizzare Adventure* **Theme starts to play**

[@lclane5256]

Ok, first--the fan art was adorable! Secondly, how did you know I wanted to kill brain cells today? Thanks for this!

[@carmensampona6530]

I hate when guys go and ask out a girl and when they reject them, they comment on the woman's body or smth. Like, if ur trying to get a girl to sleep with you why would you go for someone who's "ugly and not your type"?? Doesn't necessarily add up

[@Johnny-pm4ts]

After seeing the last guy's post, I felt the need to rationalize what exactly is the "bulked man gets women hur dur" thing. I wasn't mad because of the guy saying that the bulked guy gets all the girls, I was just really sad that, at some point, I can relate. But instead of being the muscular and rich part that contributes to that, it's basically confidence. I am in the same situation as OP, sitting next to the popular guy and athletic guy (they are the same), and I can tell you, that mate gets all the girls and shit. But no, not because he's muscular (maybe because he's tall but idk, being tall doesn't seem applausible as an answer), but because he has a good personality. When we're playing soccer, he doesn't go "I'm better than anyone", he usually goes "I am confident enough to take on some challenge". Not only that, he's not affraid to show what he likes to other people, and that, itself, encourage other people to do the same, not only women. No, it's not because the popular guy is rich and muscular, but it's because he's just, nice. A nice guy has such a charisma, that even guys want to be his friend. So yeah, grow up a bit and be more confident, *maybe* things will work out to you, OP.

[@Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery]

this right here 🙌🙌 my fiance is short and chubby and doesnt have a lot of money. we make it paycheck to paycheck. but he is the most beautiful person to me. he is kind and generous and defends me but also lets me know when im wrong. hes honest and funny and gentle and playful and can make the best spaghetti ive ever had (its the only thing he can cook, but damn he has MASTERED it 😫💜) he takes care of me any chance he gets and makes sure i know he loves me. that im not just a female he wants to have sex with, but a woman he loves and cherishes. even in our biggest fights, he has never insulted me or yelled at me or gotten violent in the slightest. hes just so charming and sweet, and im so lucky to have him its not about what they look like or their money, its their personality. "nice guys" just need a justification as to why they aren't picked, but cant figure oit that they could be picked if they weren't abusive and literally listened to one woman just once.

[@Johnny-pm4ts]

@@Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery i am so goddamn glad you can be with such respectful and caring guy by your side, his mom must have done a great job raising him. i really hope you two the best, those types of people are the type that gives your faith in humanity a little boost.

[@terdragontra8900]

im pretty dang sure that girls like him both because hes nice and charismatic and because hes tall and athletic, the amount those factors matter depending on the girl obviously. Also worth noting that charisma isn't something you choose to have, really, so telling guys without it to just "have a better personality" is like telling a short guy to grow.

[@Johnny-pm4ts]

@@terdragontra8900 Oh no, you can "imitate" personality by having someone latch on good social habits (like the "yes, and..." part, it's really cool) and by trying out new things. Though I do agree that some people are just born charismatic, there's no doubt in that.

[@noone3708]

i've noticed that the emkay voice-actors are starting to laugh and enjoy the content they read more nowadays and i'm happy with it. I do not care if it's for views or if they're making newer personalities,it just brings much more life to these videos

[@campanamanuel1614]

2:57 So the prophecy was true Book does equal gay

[@denkikami6470]

LOL

[@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623]

**looks up from book** *why would you do this to me*

[@boxmeister3059]

This means gay people are the smartest, well depending on what book they read

[@wingedsn8670]

I knew it!

[@lelouchvibritannia777]

Why doesn't this have 500+ likes?

[@BlueAutumn_]

You are the last person this person called before he killed himself. Me: Sorry I didn't had contact to the outside world for over 10 years

[@thegamingillustrator]

I only know 1 person i've been in contact with on the phone.

[@mrtrollnator123]

?

[@vampirez921]

I dont know what annoys me more, the fact that "nice guys" think woman can't possibly like like a guy for more than his looks, or the fact that they just think they're nice.

[@TheJarJarKinks]

5:20 H-holy shit. I wasn't prepared for that.

[@macgyver42563]

I don't think a lot of people were. I know I wasn't. The second I saw the post I was like, "WOW, there are morons who think this is what romance and a stable relationship looks like!?". As you said, HOLY SHIT!!

[@Psynechotic]

Man plus beeg boat = man with lode of WOAHMAN

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

lots of WAHMEN

[@FunnybUnnyo]

The b e e g b o o t

[@YOURSTRUELY_EVA]

a lot of WAMMUS

[@jugoswolf5678.2]

8:37 *WE MUST PROTECT THIS MAN'S LAUGH AT ALL COSTS*

[@fischlvonluftschlossnarfid5048]

"Or be used a step stool and find you perfect man" *That's actually so sad lmfao*

[@user-im5fd6un1g]

Reminds me of nagito saying that he wants to be a stepping stone for hope lol

[@fischlvonluftschlossnarfid5048]

@@user-im5fd6un1g Nagito saying that to Hajime or Chiaki 🚶‍♂️

[@Reacher-]

"Lol chunky trash" He wrote that while eating 757 chicken nuggets, 5 large sodas and 7 large fries

[@buloshnagaming8220]

*diet cokes

[@nickdeltufo3857]

*diet mtn dew

[@buloshnagaming8220]

@@nickdeltufo3857 gaming mtn dew

[@tlfortynine]

Eh could have been worser

[@rebelsons1476]

the limit is 614 nuggets

[@youhateitwhenispeakthetrut5075]

I love when a Nice guy accuses me, a gender fluid masterpiece (who was born a girl), of having a personality disorder then claiming the only reason I cross dress is because daddy dearest never loved me and I need a man to help straighten me out.

[@lynroberts6362]

Aw, I am so sorry you have to deal with that. Hope that that guy gets what he deserves!

[@mjfan8704]

@Lyn Roberts So several kicks to the groin?

[@yourbuddymaxormaybegingeri2782]

Next time somebody says that say: “homophobia is kind of a snowflake move, did your mom leave and forgot to teach you about human decency?”

[@ivy2230]

Bro pulled out the f**king fnf characters?!

[@littleshiki6917]

13:30 "She will obviously go for the other guy." No, I won't. I'm a lesbian. It appears as if these guys totally forget that not all women are into men ;-;

[@mjfan8704]

And even if you tell them you bat for the other team they either stare at you in confused incomprehension or they say something like, "Then you haven't been with a REAL man."

[@lulolie]

They are sexist and believe women don't have agency for anything but their skewed view of how biology and attraction works. It's why they get so angry when women reject them, by their view, they're the "perfect specimen" so women should fall into their lap, but when they don't they have to retcon it into something being wrong with them that fits their worldview(blaming their looks or money instead of their horrid personalities) or the woman has to be wrong because they're so great it's dumb not to want them. Anything other than women having individual wants and desire or any agency, because that would mean they'd have to acknowledge that they were wrong (and probably of a piece of shit)

[@zacksaykawlard1300]

I watch these whenever I feel like I was sexist or raise my ego too high. I see these guys and am just like, no no no no no.

[@emeryplyler4333]

4:20 I will French braid your nerves system

[@UnknownShiny]

Day 3 of asking him to say "I am your Host and I'm Robin these NUTS"

[@coolcat.488]

*oh... oh no...*

[@Haxamanesi]

No

[@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr]

YES YES YES THIS IS PERFECT! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!! PLEASE

[@amirijoseph5863]

What kind of r/ does this belong in? 🤔

[@cinnamondreams]

Yes

[@corndogboi]

"Hey everybody and welcome back to Emkay. I'm Robin and this is a robbery."

[@emilythigpen2132]

Ok but I don't think people realize how absolutely terrifying that police one is. To think what the hell that guy would have done if he had gotten the address or if that girl wasn't smart enough to know what to do. Jesus that's horrifying

[@mjfan8704]

Yeah, that one had me going, "Are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?!?"

[@mrtrollnator123]

Same that's extremely terrifying I think it's illegal to impersonate a police officer

[@uyghur-zv4fe]

i like how theres more memes than actual nice guys

[@Zeagods-CyberShadow]

Thank goodness

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Well, corona is kinda hindering their ability to stalk without their peepee getting the sneesneeze. Trust me, I be a doctor, I've peg-penis'd corona patients, I have an LCD.

[@uyghur-zv4fe]

@ANA OLIVEIRA no, im a guy

[@uyghur-zv4fe]

@ANA OLIVEIRA what i meant by my first comment is the stories shown on the video, not actually that many nice guys irl

[@polishedmeat6399]

@ANA OLIVEIRA Could you explain what "cisgender" means? What the fuck?

[@liamplayfod]

niceguys and nice guys

[@liamplayfod]

Two different things

[@Wood0206]

Gicenuys

[@dankthreefoureight]

Yes

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Bye guys

[@p4rnedjr.388]

There nice guys, and genuine nice guys

[@bbkayy1854]

It’s so ridiculous how guys will harass a girl saying he’s so into her and wants to be with her and she’s so beautiful then when she rejects him even politely he calls her fat lol, like wtf dude

[@Greatergood3]

I used to be a niceguy. Maybe not to the level of some of those guys but close. I would curse women out, tell them they’re ugly if they didn’t answer, tell them their looks are on borrowed time this and that. Ok maybe I was just as bad, same effect you know. I realized I was just generally insecure and unhappy bf women were a scapegoat. I almost went into Mgtow but was lucky enough to have friends to put perspective into me. I had to change myself from the ground up, fundamentally, to have any success in my life. Once I learned to be happy, the thought of even speaking to anyone like this, let alone a woman, doesn’t exist anymore. Not everyone is ready or even lucky enough to have such friends or experiences to change them. I’ve made a lot of mistakes and still do but now I l have more respect and not only did my success with woman and life increase, I am horrified by my past self. If I was more relaxed early, my life would’ve been different.

[@peterconklin5842]

Hell yeah. Self improvement. You go man.

[@kukuuromi]

i'm so proud of you!!

[@Greatergood3]

Still going strong!! Life is so good. Made so many friends both men and women, and overall still look back in fear of what I was but we all have a chance to be better! Have much to make up for and working on self improvement daily, literally. Let’s go!

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@Greatergood3LETS GOOOOOO!!!! GREAT JOB MAN SO PROUD OF U BUDDY 💪💪💪💪💪💪

[@MusiciansRule07]

​@@Greatergood3You dropped this, King. 👑

[@songbird6414]

Me, a person who doesn’t actually look terrible and creepy in fedoras: *gay despair*

[@ryeloafbreadmen1080]

Yeah, I quite like fedoras. It’s a shame such a culture has developed around them.

[@Chandelure_F-5]

"Come on by when you have the chance. We'll be talking about a ********* impersonating a police officer." - Robin, 2020

[@jordanalbert9862]

Can't help but feel like its "Why do women want the guys who shower, who actually take care of themselves?! What does he have that I dont besides confidence, security, a job, a car, muscles, a stable apartment.. Yet they don't want me! I'm nice! And live with mom still!"

[@Daemonwii]

3:39 *Inhales through teeth* Yeeeeah, I can feel actual pain in that

[@SoThisOneDude]

I think this type of person needs to be more mainstreamed as a stereotyped character in movies.

[@blacksmithorange8906]

This kind of reminds me of how some kids will act extra nice on Christmas just because they know there’s going to be presents.

[@thealolanturtwig5670]

8:45 you sounds exactly like Joe Swanson from Family Guy. I love it. I usually get a chuckle out of your videos, but this put me over the edge into an actual laugh. Thank you.

[@sarahichele]

i’ve been dating a guy for 2 years and he’s genuinely nice, not “nice”, but nice. i love him.

[@Johnny-pm4ts]

ayyy thats fire, congrats yall two

[@mildcheesecake692]

Alternate title: no! your chungus!

[@bullpugghost6937]

EmKay: *Reads a “No-No Word” Random Duck: Oh shit better save him from getting demonetized, Q U A K Edit: thanks for -258 likes, ok you can dislike me now for that

[@TiredHumanBeing]

The duck is an mvp.

[@WeegeSeries]

Yeah maaaaaaaan

[@quzar3291]

The Duck is a paid actor

[@yuritastic_]

i feel they all sound the same, robin, damian, lexi

[@THEthedominette]

i have never seen this comment before, bravo

[@kwillme9348]

These videos honestly make my day. And Robin just makes it better.

[@serendipit_y]

this is my favorite energy of all the reddit reading dudes

[@R0tt3n_0t4ku]

i was mindlessly clicking videos on here and i didnt even realize that this was new, damn it feels nice to be early

[@despairfulidiot]

Congrats for being early, here is a reward 🏆🥇🎖✨

[@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr]

Fellow Gundham simp,ey?

[@R0tt3n_0t4ku]

@@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr why yes, yes i am

[@chenmae9747]

Omg I love Gundham. Also stan your pfp

[@jady_vanity4015]

It’s sad that sometimes you feel weird and just have to lie and say you’re lesbian just so that they will take no as an answer. That is so ridiculous. People need to understand no means no. No one should have to make up something like that just to get someone to leave them alone.

[@citrusknight2554]

8:45 Never knew Kronk was a "nice guy"...

[@macgyver42563]

Oh no.... IT'S SPREADING!!!!

[@Tommy-oh7sj]

I have a "nice guy"(?) ex. I broke up with him because he was getting way too clingy, and it just irritated me, I had no bad feelings towards him. After that, he became more clingy than a tick on a turtle and just did genuinely annoying things, like one time he was sitting behind me one day, and the next day, he was sitting infront of me. He did not like that. He started complaining about not staring at me and whenever he did projects he would say to me "I was trying so hard not to stare at you." Even though we were friends, not even dating. Sometimes he'll force me to hold his hand with me not even knowing and catching me off-guard. Plus, I think about all the times he tried to touch me (NOT sexually of course), and i'd just start crying, because I know he probably feels proud of it. Also, he found my email without me even telling him my email, using his dads email so he wouldn't get caught of finding my email without being told what it is. I'm going to friend him on discord since I blocked him on everything, and tell him the truth. Then I will cut off all contact of him. I'm sorry if I sound like a "Nice guy"/"Nice girl", I just needed to vent because everyone with brush me off by saying "He just likes you." I'll try to keep you guys updated

[@shygondry2789]

i hate being leafed on read 😞

[@emtee7138]

"All we have to do is make everyone wear fedoras, and we'll stay so freaking far away from each other. Want to do it even better? Make everyone wear trench coats! Maybe even a My Little Pony shirt, I don't know! Man, I feel attacked

[@tttt5955]

It is a guud tactic ngl

[@naomewki]

Tbh I'd definitely approach a guy with a MLP shirt on, they're probably really sweet lol

[@Johnny-pm4ts]

Yeah, I saw your Tails pfp and I can confirm

[@Johnny-pm4ts]

@@naomewki Uh

[@LemonQueenTM]

“Captain Phycology.” I think I’m going to become a therapist just so I can use that name.

[@a-terrible-fate532]

"I would never ask you for a kiss or sex" said no guy ever.

[@hognoseslimes9230]

To the girls who are in an abusive relationship, I know how hard it is, you aren’t alone, know that you are special, and that you are amazing. Don’t every let that man that is most likely wearing khakis and maybe a polo shirt. It’s always hard to get out of those relationships.

[@plaguenplay3516]

no

[@oweedabee]

Make a subreddit called r/riceguys and it is just pictures of ricegum

[@Johnny-pm4ts]

i love it

[@liamisresponsible]

If a nice guy says that they’ll be a shoulder to cry on, 9 times out of 10, they’re the reason the girl is crying.

[@vodkaontherox]

Those guys on tiktok who say that, "girls make everything about themselves" are the same guys who know they'll never get a hug from any girls other than their moms'

[@Moros_Chronis]

You're* That title typo might be fixed later, but your mistake shall stay here for ever.

[@sungarden2686]

it might me on purpose tho 😳

[@notLL5]

@@sungarden2686 be* That reply typo might be fixed later, but your mistake shall stay here forever.

[@Starkiller44545]

@Bill nye the benis guy that* That typo might be fixed later, but your mistake shall stay here for ever

[@sid86588]

@@Starkiller44545 but maibe that was on purpose

[@tuesdaywithanh]

@@Starkiller44545 I think it's on purpuse

[@goose7215]

5:45 I'm willing to bet he added some drugs in the drinks. Theres no way 4 shots would get someone that drunk

[@linkibear8644]

Hearing about how common it is for a man to react a certain way if rejected makes me feel better about myself.

[@Rainy_R]

That fan art is absolutely beautiful

[@soran6607]

Not every woman has Stockholm Syndrome

[@mirmcdonald6322]

All the dislikes are from nice guys lol

[@sparrow_rose]

Ive just discovered this niceguy thing. Its hilarious. It never ends!! How is this possible? That so many niceguys exist.. *Unending content*

[@zkull9982]

*"The possibilities are almost literally endless for this one"* I had a stroke hearing that

[@camellia1942]

r/niceguys just makes me sad.. I feel like I could go down this terrible road as well with the affect I have on women. Never gonna date in general I guess

[@reedy_9619]

Work on yourself. If you re a wreck you ll find a wreck if you re good you l find someone feeling good. Sometimes it’s not the case but it sure looks like that most of the time. Try to have fun and hang with people. You ll enventually find someone and if not you ll be having fun at least. I dont think you can really force that kind of stuff

[@reedy_9619]

And for the wreck part you wont have a sane relationship with one (at least from my experience and what i ve heard from others) sure it might feel nice give you companionship an objective etc but it’s not necessarily better than being alone and might make you do stupid shit. Well do what you want from it i m just trying to give hope. Im not yet independant and im probably ill advised on some stuff. Just be a decent human being dont be naive tho dont give up and shit should fly straight.

[@camellia1942]

@@reedy_9619 so.. thanks for giving me hope. But a bit of backstory.. well there's this girl, we clicked alot and loved each other dearly. Well whatever she did wouldn't have changed my mind about her and I showed her nothing but love and we were happy. This literally had no forewarning signs, I even asked her a few days ago that is he's happy in the relationship and she said she really was, and that I was a really great bf. But no she had to ruin it and break up with me for someone else and trying to string me along now saying one day we'll be together bs. That's why I said no more relationships because it still hurts because it's so fresh and well.. I still love her. This happened like a 10 days ago or something idk.. but I was being the best boyfriend material and still I get treated like that and I've had bad experiences with people in general, I feel like I'd rather die alone.. I know not everyone is like this and I'm not blaming anyone but myself for all this. Sorry I guess the long distance aspect didn't work for her anymore even though she said it doesn't matter . Well clearly it did if she broke up with me because of it.. I'm someone who doesn't care about sex tbh, unless it's someone I truly love and I know not everyone is like this so I asked her multiple times before dating her that if she's fine doing so or not but I guess I just don't deserve love.. as said before have had bad experiences with people

[@camellia1942]

@@reedy_9619 I've worked on myself alot the past few years. Bettered my personality and been working out and have a decent physique now, atleast for a 17 year old.. but I love too much and I don't think anyone could accommodate to that.. so idk what the future holds but the way things are currently I don't even see myself living for long let alone dating anyone

[@ye4720]

@@camellia1942 your idea of love is misunderstood and it shows how you love and respect yourself. That being said, there is no such thing as enough self work. You have to constantly improve. Personally, I steer away from online relationships because they are lacking. Work on your self love. The way you love and respect others is a projection of hoe you love and respect yourself... Think about and consider what you value about the person next time before getting into a relationship and dont get too attached. The truth about relationships is it starts off as sugarcoated best friends then after time truly becomes a genuine relationship.

[@ultradripstinct7105]

2:14 a police officer has to give the badge number

[@avalineriley6809]

I know my friend gets it bad sometimes. She had one guy she see's at work that got aggro with her for turning him down when, in his words, she smiles at him every day and talks to him whenever he goes up to her.....She's works at a bar.

[@gogopopeye]

“This leads to [girls] getting drunk and making bad decisions...” Aaand now nobody will do the masochism tango with you.

[@okuyasunijimura8847]

I now wondering if ther is a r/badboys subreddit where nice guys try ti act tough and fail horribly

[@motivatedmoo1747]

*Reads title* *Looks down* Me: Yeah...

[@sickranchez4742]

I love those nice guy videis but i legit cant watch a whole one without cringing lmao

[@nopenahsorry606]

"I'm a nice guy..." "The fact that you need to clarify your nice isn't very reassuring"

[@pikachuneoncat6480]

You're already wrong when you use the words "alpha" and "beta" with humans.

[@herestoustx6123]

Oh god didnt know this was a murderedbywords at 6:38.

[@pollodelmuertejr5389]

Oh my gods... 3:40 Robin made a noise so high in pitch that my dog perked up. And Im wearing headphones.

[@kirbyleggington7205]

8:44 2 years late but i'm dying at the fact that you just turned into Joe Swanson for a second there

[@-artisticweird0-820]

4:02 this is so wrong that I cant even described it, and as a child who's step mom was in this situation it triggers me even more

[@charleekfrown7700]

I love you're content

[@SteveTheRapper2008]

Your*

[@ChoaiDode]

I can feel a r/wooooooosh

[@karolis1397]

Same

[@SteveTheRapper2008]

I love how you guys are r/wooooshing my reply even though my reply was also a joke

[@joggie.]

You are content too my bro

[@bird_b0nezz]

crazy girlfriend: serious trauma and psychological damage crazy boyfriend: serious trauma and psychological damage *and* 'potentially'' serious physical damage

[@kairensintal]

Robin's laugh makes fun of these idiots so perfectly... I love it