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[@Snakeofwrath]

General rule of thumb: "Female" as a noun is creepy "Female" as an adjective is acceptable

[@adam.n-steve]

Unless it's used for scientific or medical purposes. Like a female chimpanzee or something like patient: sjekekfkog, sex: female.

[@darshansooful9559]

There is an entire comment chain on this video about this from Ashe_attacc

[@shrimpchip37]

Exactly. Don’t belittle anyone like that, woman or man.

[@landchannel7688]

*_And what's about "female" as a verb?_*

[@darshansooful9559]

@@landchannel7688 something about the phrase, “She females really fast” makes me uncomfortable

[@ASHE_ATTACC]

Saying 'female' on day-to-day basis is like calling cats felines or calling dogs canines. Like, yeah, it's correct, but...Why?

[@babysleepysheepyrainbow]

Well that's the thing "female" and "male" are adjectives. Female dog, male orca. Just saying one or the other is like just saying "oh that's a good,".

[@BananaWasTaken]

Using female as a noun is a lot weirder than using it as an adjective

[@memenazi7078]

@@babysleepysheepyrainbowmale female are nouns too, good is never a noun.

[@maxias5]

when dudes exclusively use that word it makes me cringe so hard

[@memenazi7078]

Sodium chloride

[@ladyalicent705]

Getting someone fired for saying “I don’t like you” and then saying “he deserved it” is a perfect example of Lawful Evil

[@aximatic]

I have a coworker I'd cut out of plans too and I wouldn't feel the least bit bad. I've been having to clean up after him, took attitude from him, heard him yelling at customers, he's on his of phone all the time, he straight up asked another coworker if she disliked him and she's not one to sugarcoat so yeah, given the chance I'd humble him so he stops saying he's the reason the store hasn't burned down. Btw, I'm 19. He's 22. I have ADHD/autism, and I still do more in a day than he does in a week, and I smell a lot better.

[@manne8575]

Honestly, I don't think what he did was wrong. But it's NOT because the guy said he doesn't like him. Sure that may suck, but whatever. The main reason should be that he is doing drugs in general. Even without the part about liking someone, that's not acceptable.

[@Cassxowary]

@@aximaticok but would you get them fired?

[@Cassxowary]

@@manne8575and that would be making it worse… they clearly struggle with stuff and need help not more hardships

[@manne8575]

@@Cassxowary Help is found in an addiction center/drug help center. NOT in your job. If he wanted help, he could have taken it a long time ago. Your job is not obliged to keep you when you take drugs and don't even want to take help.

[@deltaboi9014]

I love that Robin tells us that we're not weird for being insecure

[@magical_chaos]

Insecurities make us human

[@mysocksarewet]

@@magical_chaosthat’s not what the homophobes say to me

[@maxias5]

​@@mysocksarewetsome of the biggest homophobes I've ever met have been deeply closeted homosexuals - if that makes u feel any better

[@AIHumanEquality]

Anyone who tells you they're never insecure is a sociopathic narcissist or a liar.

[@xxechofangxx]

​@@mysocksarewetthose people are usually lost in their own insecurities so they project it onto other.

[@emmkestrel442]

the real question about the person who was asking about sperm/egg doners resembling fictional characters is if they were referring to raiden of metal gear, raiden of mortal kombat, or raiden shogun of genshin impact.

[@DarwinRoger893]

Very important question

[@CertainlySukrose]

I thought it was Raiden Shogun/Ei but I remembered that she’s a woman so a sperm doner wouldn’t ever make sense

[@joiranseisententeki]

Ive been asking the exact same thing. At first though about Raiden Shogun, then Raiden Jack Snake hated by the fan base in 2001 🤓

[@CyanideOwl]

It's genshin for sure.

[@itsjustmenova]

I would gladly carry the child of Metal Gear Raiden, as would most people lets be honest

[@kristenhall283]

21:20 They were likely fired for harassment. Using a customer’s information to contact them/their work is rarely, if ever, allowed. Finding them on social media and calling their work to complain is definitely a fireable offense. I doubt their boss truly tried to keep them around.

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

Yeah. They behaved like a dick. I wouldn't want an employee like that.

[@ForumcoldiArchon]

She essentially was fired for listening to people online more or less. Tipping is not mandatory, while curteous to do.. Complaining for the lack of a Tipp at their Office was a dumb move.. for what? $10-100 (considdering a bit less than 20% max) But the other side was as dumb as they were.. they could have just let it slide.

[@bonniebunny6857]

It's acceptable to contact their work in two situations: the customers harassed the waitress and used their job as a way to treat the wait staff like crap or they dine and dash. Otherwise, nah, leave it alone.

[@Ryanthusar]

Exactly, she got fired for harassing a guest of the restaurant. Which is what the litigation would have been for. Honestly makes you wonder when people will realize such actions have consequences. Also, more than 12 people saw the reddit post because they also posted on the law firm's Facebook page, where potential and current clients of the law firm can see it, which again is not only harassment, but putting not just yourself, but the place you work for into a litigation nightmare

[@Fruityflootloops]

I think the post, though I don’t agree with it, wouldn’t have been an issue. But I see what you’re saying about contacting the firm being harassment. I really can’t believe “lawyers” in the comments told OP to do that it makes me so angry because ofc none of them were likely lawyers at all and if you have enough people confidently saying it’s the right move, I can kind of see how they might’ve thought they were in the right there. I personally might’ve made even the initial post but it would’ve been worded much differently and more just like a mildly infuriating thing, but wouldn’t even think to contact anyone about it.

[@aximatic]

Pro tip: if you reject someone and they pull a Fedora out and say "you're ugly anyway" just say "and I still rejected you" they'll never contact you again (guaranteed if you block them)

[@njajxvg]

I'm suddenly convinced that the "rating people out of 10" thing is made by human traffickers trying to find a perfect product to abduct.

[@meme-ih1wb]

Fr.

[@bananasfostergrants]

"I was offered a job in 2001" Tim. Timothat. Timomat. You are 27 years old. I dunno what the minimum age requirement at the time was but I really don't think they were tryna hire kindergarteners

Oof, your comment hit me right in the age! When the h*ll did I get this old?

[@douloureux.]

You do know it was a fan page that posted that, right? Why would he call his own account that.

[@user-og7tm4me2n]

bot

[@bananasfostergrants]

@@user-og7tm4me2n wut 😂😂

[@bananasfostergrants]

@@douloureux. Honestly I wasn't sure if it was or if he was trolling

[@SirAsdf]

8:44 Imagine looking at Rick Sanchez, a guy who's entire character is that he's an asshole to everyone and anyone he meets, and seeing him as an inspiration.

[@wrigglenightbug6496]

The few kind words at the end were really nice to hear, especially since I've been completely shutting myself off lately due to immense stress, which really pains me more than most other things because I'm a lonely person and feel really terrible when I don't get to spend enough time around others, and had an episode trying to force myself to deal with people anyways today. Thanks, Robin.

[@Captaincory1]

10:45 1. Yusuke wasn't a bully, he was a standoffish loner 2. he died saving a little girl from getting hit by a truck, not suicide

[@suhanavirdee]

Oh, the fact that the guy wasn't even right about the anime makes it SO much better

[@Springman1987]

Name of the anime?

[@Captaincory1]

@@Springman1987 Yu-Yu Hakusho

[@Springman1987]

@@Captaincory1 Thanks!

[@baliyae]

@@Springman1987Yu Yu Hakusho

[@CSSLZT13]

Im almost 37 years old. Only had one relationship in my whole life, it lasted 18 months, ended badly, and it ended 10 years ago. Being alone does suck, but take it from me when i say its better than having your heart broken many times. My advice may not even matter, but Work on being comfortable with yourself first before rushing into dating. I wish you all the best of luck!

[@ttskyhammer9169]

29, complete virgin, and you know, sometimes this sucks but on the positive side, less problems.

[@arthurpaivabarros6749]

@@BillWD How is it going?

[@zainanwar9281]

I remember someone telling me to look up what the red pill movement is cause I mentioned I was a virgin (dont remember the exact age but it was between 15-17), I looked it up and agreed with some stuff but most of it felt wierd. This was before the whole alpha/beta stuff became mainstream. Now I'm a 25 year old virgin and still haven't fallen into the whole red pill stuff. Only thing I'm proud of.

[@SienAppelsien]

You're such a cool guy! Also being a virgin at that age is totally not weird so dont worry, life moves at a different pace for every single individual

[@zainanwar9281]

@@SienAppelsien Oh I dont worry too much about being a virgin anymore. I know I need to work work on myself more than worrying about how others percieve me. I'm sure i'll get to a point where my social anxiety and self confidence issues dont get in the way but I def dont blame others anymore

[@RaptorNX01]

there is ALOT of stuff that the mra types talk about that is absolutely valid, stuff that either doesn't get talked about enough, or gets completely ignored, or even stuff that we've been gaslighted into thinking the opposite on. BUT far too often its gets wrapped up in this BS truly misogynistic crap that just makes it hard to take them seriously. and makes one feel bad for agreeing with them on certain topics. it almost feels like some pysops BS pushed by plants, or some weird right wing recruitment tactic. but sadly i know some do think that way.

[@zainanwar9281]

@alliyahsaotome1917 I think it's what you call the alpha male movement nowadays, probably the same stuff just labelled slightly differently since red pill was also about men being alphas and superior etc

[@kaiwithlove]

@@zainanwar9281you got this man! i know how hard social anxiety is, keep going!! i bet you’ve grown so much from then even if you haven’t realized it yet 💜

[@Vanilla_Neko]

At my old Wendy's job I had someone do that same thing where they just refuse to pull over and park when we ask them to because the chicken sandwich they wanted takes like 6 minutes in the pressure fryer So naturally my manager Just kind of ignored the asshole and started handing me the orders for the people in line behind him and I would just walk out and make a show of handing them the order and thanking them for their patience and then helping guide them to pull out of the drive-thru lane so they could leave while this jerk wad was still sitting at the window looking more and more pissed every second

[@Iblamethebarrels]

I would drop the sandwich. The window time is already bad, f*ck it! This guy sucks. I like your method too

[@terminalvelocityrunner2202]

Gosh your manager sounds so awesome! That kind of “you upset the reasonable customers at my establishment, I upset you” mentality is so hard to come by it seems, and it could probably solve a lot of Karens!!😂😂😂

[@yesanameirequested1682]

8:38 i call that a cult. If one person requires that they are the center of attention and likeness, then it's a cult.

[@fatboyinasandpit3434]

Isn't that just called narcissism?

[@paballomolata8844]

Getting someone fired because he hurt your feelings is pretty pathetic

[@diseasedwombat5611]

“Oh no, my sweet widdle pride was hurted :(:(:(:( Time to ruin the meany head bully’s life”

[@izzysmith105]

I mean - he was doing drugs anyway, he'd have gotten the consequences one day, the person just took the pleasure of doing it themselves Also what kind of person doesn't invite one member of an existing friend group to a gathering, says no when they ask and then lists off the many reasons why the entire group hates them? Why did they have lunch with them in the first place if they didn't like them? Obviously messing with someone's life like that is very harsh, but there are valid-ish reasons imo

[@osheridan]

Why? It's not like they lied or anything, they reported illegal activity

[@paballomolata8844]

@@osheridan He knew that the other guy was using drugs prior and only after he got butthurt he reported him. What he did was next level petty

[@sovietdoge.7369]

​@@osheridan I think it's dumb to report people for that anyways. Unless it's for actually helping their addiction. Ruining their life won't stop them from getting drugs. It may make them want the drugs more. So, really an asshole move.

[@AnticsAside]

Thanks for the message at the end Robin, I know I’m still super young, but dating always seemed like an impossibility, idk why it just feels that way, but thanks for the words of affirmation.

[@blacky6469]

fr bro it is very motivational! keep it up

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

No need to rush it if you're still super young. And no need to worry. If I recall the most interesting guys were those who were completely themselves, with their own interests, yet were respectful and kind to everyone. So the crux is, just be yourself, be a good person, and have interests as that makes you more interesting.

[@DylWelcomeBot]

Don't rush into things. Don't think that you have to find someone before you are an adult and you should get to know someone for at least a year before considering asking them out. Take it slow and go with the flow! When you do find a special someone, if you want to that is, watch out for any red flags and avoid behaviours that will give them red flags. If they try to change parts of what make you who you are, exploit you to get what they want or make you feel like shit for small mistakes- get out of there. Don't go for people based on appearance alone- the ocean is beautiful but there are some really ugly things below the surface that could fuck you up. Never feel like you need to give them the clothes off your back to keep them in your life as a healthy relationship won't result in you feeling scared 24/7. Don't get weird about them having friends, they aren't going to cheat on you and it doesn't mean they love you less. You got this bud! You won't need to hear this but good luck! Just know your worth, you deserve nice things and amazing people in your life.

[@PK-Radio]

I’m cringe and that’s based I will never be based and that’s not cringe There’s no one I’d rather be than me

[@wowutisforever]

👏

[@jenkathefridge3933]

But make sure to always be a better version of yourself

[@wowutisforever]

Refrgerator is my favorite word,@@jenkathefridge3933

[@hopesauce3324]

You are nice guy, but that does not mean you are "nice guy" /ref

[@fairliuzz]

I am cringe but i am free..

[@dallynation1551]

As an aromantic I can confirm that I do feel love but it just isn’t romantic (edit: where tf did all of you come from--)

[@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364]

Yes, that's .. what it means, I think. No romantic love, not _no_ love. Not all relationships are romance. Not directing this at you, just at everyone.

[@fresanegra77]

Idk why but I feel that romantic love always turns into normal love for the other person if it doesn't go fade out for some reason

[@lyndislegion287]

...and this is the hundredth time I misread you guys as "aromatic" lmao

[@lilpetz500]

I'm here to ask about that too. I'm ace and definitely don't have some force compelling me to breed, but do have a lot of love (not sure if aro though?) Rick may be his canon's smartest man, but he was definitely in his feelings when he said that, it is not accurate and actively disproven by like, the entire aspec community 🤣

[@lilpetz500]

​@lyndislegion287 you know what? The common "aromatic" misread of the aromantic community can't be the worst, at least it implies that they smell really nice (platonically hopefully) 😂

[@pencilcase8068]

great the depressing subreddit that also makes me feel better about myself. Sad cringe is such a double edged sword that always makes me feel bad for people. why do i keep doing this to myself

[@TarisLuna]

Because it makes you feel better about yourself at the same time? Nothing wrong with that, sometimes all of us need a little reminder that it all could be worse.

[@Ghostfighter797]

3:24 the way Robin said that line made my day. Thanks for that. :D

[@artlover5060]

I've replayed that part maybe 15 times, I'm not kidding. The line delivery, the spelling mistakes especially in the last message combined with the jumpy pronunciation is the sundae ice cream of funny cringe. The cherry on top is when it got finished with sad Mario cutout and his accent.

[@mrinstance737]

i love to bathe in tears

[@mrcat4320]

Relatable

[@antifurryfoundation55]

It’s very refreshing.

[@wowutisforever]

I bathe in my own tears

[@olakpasa6486]

I prefer to bath on the Blood of my enemies , now , if you excuse me I need to go get some more Blood for the Blood god FOR KHORNE

[@user-dv2mn3cu4x]

I bathe in other people's tears

[@Badartist888]

On the last comment. I was a virgin until 27. Looking back on it now what changed was listening to women giving me advice (the smart ones, not every woman) rather than my male friends and random guys online. Over 6 months I went from never getting a response on dating sites to dates/ hookups then relationships. Now 13 years later I'm in a great relationship. Also knowing what I know now... I could have been with women younger than that, but I was an idiot who kept blowing my chances. Sure the autism probably didn't help but how I acted was far worse. Really the best bit of advice was seeing women as potential friends/ just other people. And if more came of it then great. If not then I had a great new friend. It also means I have a lot of female friends now. Also just knowing what more subtle signs of a woman's interest was a big help, as was knowing when people weren't interested. But yeah I see a lot of guys complain these days and they listen to guys online who never have had a non-transactional relationship. Who are always surrounded by women that they pay for. Rather than women who want to be there.

[@finnryerson-rw3qm]

my bf said he learned how to get girls by listening to the advice guys give and then doing the opposite lmao

[@kevinswb]

@@finnryerson-rw3qm guys always have the problem of uncontrollable sexual fixation

[@nonameiii.2302]

YT occasionally puts some of these pickup "artists" (correct term?) on my ad feed and well... like Robin mentioned already, massive ick. The trouble I have is with dating specifically, not with talking to a gal, so I also heard some stories that struck a similar vein.

[@CometAura]

@@nonameiii.2302 If you didn't already know, you can click the three little dots next to a video suggestion and either click "not interested" or "Don't recommend channel"

[@reverendbug]

I don't know about the love fading thing anymore. I used to buy into the idea that it did eventually fade for everyone, but my bf and I have been together as a couple for almost 7 years, and we've liked each other for 9 years, and I still look at him and get those fluttery feelings in my stomach. He just does his absolute best to gross me out these days, and I pretty much do the same to him, but we're both still very much in love. we even get into arguments and misunderstandings, but at the end of it we still kiss like there's no tomorrow. My advice to people who are looking for this kind of love is to find someone who makes you feel wanted rather than needed or tolerated. It may take years, decades even, and countless tries before you land on the right person, but don't be afraid to make those mistakes. The best love is worth fighting for, and when you find someone who seems to fit, give them a fair chance before you move on, but don't sacrifice your boundries for their sake either. It's a delicate dance, and it takes a lot of luck, but it's very possible. For context, I didn't find my current bf until I was 28 and I dated many people before him, of all genders, sometimes several at a time, and he had only had two or three gfs.

[@ActionYakPolice]

the ridiculous thing about "love isn't real because it's just chemicals" argument is that everything is chemicals. that's how everything works. what else would it be, pixie dust?

[@Lamp37820]

That one about the person being kicked out of whatever group that was, happened to my friend. Same exact thing. She was playing destiny 2 with people and became friends with them and started to play Minecraft. She paid for a realm for all of them to play in and the only other girl that was in the group, was their "queen" I guess. She kicked my friend out because 2 or 3 of the 6 or 7 guys started hanging out with my friend more frequently and this other girl convinced everyone else to kick my friend from the group. Then she had the AUDACITY to tell my friend to keep paying for the realm so they could play, while essentially banning my friend from a realm she owned. My friend decided to let them play a little more but she had griefed all their stuff before shutting down the realm.

[@Crystre]

About the tapped out one. Tapped out is a simpsons mobile game and donuts are the paid currency that all the good items require. The game has charges an absurd amount (200$ for 5,000, which doesn’t sound bad until you realize how much you need to spend them to progress and how easy they are to spend) I can kinda see how the person spent so much with how predatory it is.

[@TheDethsight]

I needed that little talk at the end, Robin. Thank you, kind sir!

[@notnotahuman183]

The ending was really reassuring since I feel like I can't date anyone because of trauma.

[@fleridanfox6150]

the idea of dating sounds great, as soon as I think I have a crush on someone, the feeling goes and I’m completely fine having them as just a friend! love being a fucking confused queer who’s never dated lmao

[@hidden_animator522]

Felt this. Never gotten past the talking stage. No idea what’s going on lmao

[@frog4099]

look into lithromantic/frayromantic if you wanna :) they might describe what you feel (if you even want a label)

[@NOT-ACTIVE-09]

Jesus Christ I am with you brother

[@SomeRand0mNerd]

Not saying I’d do the same thing the guy at 3:47, but… Also, the guy didnt just go “dude i dont like you” he went on a whole rant about why he hates him and why everyone else hated him

[@baileymae4547]

2:46 we had someone like that. They would always order like 20 cheeseburgers and won’t park so we would say “yeah you can stay here but you’re food will be in stall 1 or whatever when done” he would think we’re bluffing every time and every time we were not. He’s food was waiting with a coworker in the stall we directed him too. After a while he’d ask and we’d be like “see the worker holding a bag of food in stall 1 or whatever? Yeah? That’s your food

[@LuckyLego]

I work at a chick fil a and we don’t get many of these but the few we do get make everything harder for everyone

[@baileymae4547]

@@LuckyLego exactly! We have plenty of people call ahead and say we need x amount of y I’ll be there in about a half hour or longer. And it’s no issue because we have the prep time

[@themuffinmanofficial]

that game dev is severely in his feels 😭😭

[@ArcanineEspeon]

3:28 "What's wrong with it is it's attached to you."

[@CometAura]

trans girls be like

[@deepcosmos_]

7:39 NO NOT RAIDEN SHOGUN THE GOD OF ELECTRO FROM GENSHIN IMPACT... She would literally fucking kill you by divine punishment like she did in the actual story....

[@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654]

It’s a sperm bank; I believe it’s probably the cyborg one

[@splat-tastic]

@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654 I mean they mentioned eggs as well so it very much could've been Raiden Shogun

[@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654]

@@splat-tastic That’s fair. There are way to much Raidens in games.

[@ttskyhammer9169]

​@@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654Raiden from MK, from Metal Gear, from Honkai impact and Genahin.

[@user-sm5ey8mf8v]

Raiden from mgr:r is the goat​@@ttskyhammer9169

[@samply_the_best]

28:12 thanks for that message at the end, kinda needed to hear it today. Love ya, Robin and Emkay Team

[@stephanien6237]

26:14 first, the word female is really an adjective that they use as a noun. It is dehumanizing to call women “females” because the term ‘female’ is not specific to being human, while the term woman IS. Plus, I have never heard these guys say “males” instead of men…

[@HarvestPeiskos2209]

Fr. When you hear "Females" you can usually instantly ask "Female WHAT?", referring to women as females essentially is you putting them on the same ladder as literal wild/domesticated animals, since we commonly use female when referring to things like dogs, birds, etc. It's extremely dehumanizing due to women essentially being viewed so below men, that they're put in with literal animals.

[@funnatopia704]

As a woman, I've never been, nor have I met a fellow woman that saw the term "female" and considered it dehumanizing. I mean, that's literally what we are, isn't it?

[@mistymoooooor]

its too scientific of a word i think.

[@lyndislegion287]

Agree with you about the difference between female and woman, but you never heard them refer to themselves as males? Seriously never heard them use the term alpha male?

[@AzrailTrinity333]

​@@funnatopia704hi I'm a woman, and I consider it to be, now you have also I've noticed there's a type, the kind of men who use it like that arent good men

[@charmedrools1]

the realness of love is debatable since it's a subjective concept, BUT; love is more of a choice than a feeling, in my experience. sticking by someone when it would be easier to not. supporting someone without expectation in return, not even usually a conscious choice. love is and should always be easy, even if the relationship is hard. selfish people that can't comprehend doing something like that for someone often confuse infatuation (the "honeymoon period") with love (the relationship)

[@casperg.8603]

About that “Love isn’t real” thing and boomers- my grandparents met when my grandfather punched a cop at a civil rights protest and I think that’s the only way to know you’re in love.

[@johnnyshell2839]

Girls don't owe you. You have to earn her. It's simple. Don't beg. Damn sure don't degrade. Just be simple.

[@MythologicaYT]

4:34 however you shouldnt be doing drugs at work period

[@MrHypnofan]

True, but does "outsided of work" mean just outside the building, or when not at work? I interpreted it as the second one, but it is possible it's the first.

[@MythologicaYT]

@@MrHypnofan either way it’s bad, you’re on drugs at work and most places would fire you just for that- op was in the wrong, but in a way, if the company fired that person for doing drugs, he really helped the company out.

[@jort93z]

20:40 probably unpopular opinion, but she deserved to be fired. Tips are still voluntary, even if tipping is very common. Complaining on their public facebook, calling up their company etc. is definitely harassment.

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

Totally agree with you. I would have fired her if I was her boss.

[@stephanien6237]

The lawyers are lying if they say that they cannot tip on expense accounts. AND if they believed that BS, they should still have tipped the server. Technically tipping is “voluntary” but in practice, because servers literally rely on tips because their work allows their employers to not pay them fairly because tips make up part of their wages, tipping is what decent and sensible people do-especially when the service is above and beyond. They gave no indication they did not like the service but used the BS excuse that they weren’t allowed to tip. 🙄. These lawyers were complete AHs. We need to get rid of tipping culture in the US.

[@jort93z]

I mean, the lawyers lied, but lying is not illegal. harassment is illegal tho.@@stephanien6237

[@jayguerber7879]

​@@stephanien6237 What you said is sensible, true and completely irrelevant to the conversation.

[@AzrailTrinity333]

actually it's not, people are allowed to complain, they didn't divulge any specific info either so they cant be at fault. calling once isn't either, it would of had to been multiple times for it to be considered that and yea I don't think she deserved it imo, they were trying to go too far

[@evelynvslife]

The “my greatest fear came true” is a fair statement. When you get a great platonic friend who is also a gender you would date, there’s a worry they’ll catch feelings and it’ll ruin the friendship. Hard on both sides.

[@Damsellfly]

Yeahh but its kinda rude if he knows 😭😭

[@Adam.Frazier]

This is especially an issue for me, who is gay

[@lyntonfleming]

No... It's really not. It's very possible to say "Sorry, I don't feel that way about you. You're a great friend, but I don't feel anything romantic between us." and then carry on as normal. I say this as someone who has both said this (or a variation of this) and has had it said to him. Treating someone like that is just downright pathetic.

[@evelynvslife]

@@lyntonfleming as someone who has has multiple people who have cut me off as a friend because I wasn’t interested and they couldn’t go back to being friends, yes, it is a fair statement. Edit: also treating them like what? Like a valuable friend you would be devastated to lose? That’s not pathetic.

[@buttercat2718]

@@evelynvslife I mean my best friend told me she liked me and it was very easy for me to say “sorry I don’t rlly feel the same but I would like to stay friends” and it worked out rlly well we’re still best friends and she is now in a loving relationship and so am I. The tone of that message in the video looked less like someone being upset bc they might lose a friend, and more like someone going “lol look at this loser, can’t believe he said that” idk I may be wrong that’s just my thoughts lmao

[@DaveMelonfire]

8:43 I mean, there's a lot of people who call this "love", including the guy who posted it, but sexual desire...isn't love. Not in the least bit. Love is actually caring enough about someone to want to see them smile even when you've had a horrible day, because you know what? If they're smiling, so are you, and if they're laughing, you're there with them. Love is more than emotions, or lustful desire. Love is what brings people together for the true good things in life. There's many forms and stages of love, most incomplete, but true love...that is something you'll only know if you experience it yourself.

[@Just_a_commenter]

Aww man, this is gonna make me feel sad D: These people need frens, the kind of fren that'd take them out for soft tacos. We all need a fren like that...

[@jenkathefridge3933]

How do i make frens at 18?

[@w3aponex870]

Fr fr love soft tacos 🌮 😊

[@gompersdog4730]

@@jenkathefridge3933 food

[@underpaiddefenseattorney]

We all need soft tacos :)

[@jenkathefridge3933]

I think I do know how since I'm going back to college I'm going to try to speak to people

[@sylvirgiomanach1491]

21:12 I don't think it was about the Reddit post. Pretty sure it's because they as an individual took personal information off of a credit card (whether it was a company card or not, still not ok) and reached out to the firm about not getting a tip. Which, while not leaving one, especially on a bill that large, is a dick move... is not actually a crime as far as I'm aware. They did the equivalent of pulling someone's name off their card and doing a Google search to get their address. Over a tip. If they wanted to pursue it that badly, they should have tried to reach out through the restaurant.

[@nathanhembree5853]

I would like to apologize on the behalf of Genshin players, the guy at 7:25 does not represent all of us.

[@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654]

I’m pretty sure they don’t mean The genshin one, because they’re in a sperm bank

[@dotteii]

@@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654 True, even though the one from genshin was my first thought cause of the waifu part.

[@nathanhembree5853]

@@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654 Yea I though of that. Sorry if I misunderstood the whole post

[@ttskyhammer9169]

Maybe Raiden from MGR

[@Freyja_fenris]

Plot twist: it's Raiden from MK

[@connorburris4846]

23:00 I wouldn't bet on that. After my sister became infertile, my mom said she was never having grand kids. I was 21

Ouch, dude! :-( That's just as mean as that guy's mom. Did she at least apologize to you?

[@soloanima1]

Probably not from what I know, if she did she probably wouldn’t mean it

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

15:00 This one was just sad to read lol, as idiotic as it is. Who thinks they need to give MORE money to a well off actor?

[@underpaiddefenseattorney]

Its you! I haven't seen you in a long time, glad to finally find one of your comments :D

[@plaidy.]

Vore pfp ☠☠☠☠☠☠

[@fibecheee]

Can we appreciate how Emkay comes in us with effort and happiness?

[@wowutisforever]

I will! By the way, did you know that in terms of copypastas, the vaporeon copypasta is the most dirty minded?

[@fibecheee]

@@wowutisforever I was about to blow your head off with a SPAS-12, but you passed the vibe check

[@squidzo1d]

The way then make these videos is great its like the content is literally coming inside of us

[@dudepow087]

Comes in us? AYO

[@tylerslagel5485]

…..care to reword that?

[@shadowwolf7880]

8:43 *Asexual people reading the meme:*

[@bunzzy9469]

The guy is probably aroace and doesn't realize it or is scared to admit it

[@shadowwolf7880]

@@bunzzy9469 Yea. This is why proper sexual education is so important

[@bunzzy9469]

@@shadowwolf7880 fr

[@GottaBGlitches]

28:00 The Simpsons Tapped Out is a town building mobile game. He spent 600 dollars on a building that definitely does not cost that amount of money.

[@AnekoGT]

I forgot about the existence of that game

[@amber1cheese]

"I don't have any friends" same

[@WraithGG]

0:32 nothing says I love you like an engagement ring originally offered to someone else.

[@tryhardr2658]

It's literally 4am here, but I'm watching Emkay while having explosive diarrhea

[@mrcat4320]

I……. Ok

[@Azyne]

nobody wanted you to tell us this😭

[@thorstywasp]

You good?

[@krasistefanovlol]

damn, good luck ig

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

No one likes a sneezing bum!

[@gnerfitoo9328]

4:24 so its wrong to report someone for illegally peddling drugs?

[@kitty_catra]

9:28 maybe the guy is aromantic

[@reesewhittington6778]

4:51 Unless it was just weed, or some other "drug" that isn't actually destructive...

[@Apo11o07]

6:32 ain't no way bro sold his kidney for a AI-generated looking picture 💀

[@georgejones3526]

5:29 - I’m pretty sure that is only 10x more.

[@s-viper1462]

8:40 I think it's called a hugbox. Or a cult. Whichever one you prefer

[@snowy_lycantusk4208]

WOOO thank you editor for the American Football band reference. I love midwest emo. At 12:00

[@Mozarella_king]

12:42 the suburb he lives in is there. He’s in India and I know the standards for relationships there are different, but DUDE he used REDDIT as a dating app 💀

[@chernobyl169]

I saw "zero views" and thought there was a glitch, nope I just have perfect timing

[@wowutisforever]

Congrays

[@baronfuath5872]

you had the perfect opportunity to say "first" and would have been justified. but you didnt. what a power move against all those "first" commenters.

[@lyndislegion287]

​@@baronfuath5872considering there are comments older than theirs, it either really was a glitch or op is lying.

[@purple4216]

Thank you for the pep talks. I hope you pep talk yourself just as well, if not, better than the ones you give us.

[@user-si9og7zb3w]

oh my god i completely forgot about emkay 😭 im so glad i found your channel again, i love these videos :3

[@sandyn3384]

14:46 I just watched this whole thing on Scamfish- (his name is pronounced Daker) She left her husband for the scammer and even sent him money, yes. She's totally delusional its so sad, feel sorry for her kid.

[@MrSkeleton14]

0:20 how is this cringe? I feel bad for the dude

[@jellyenkh-erdenecamman1819]

Maybe the subreddit is about sad OR cringe

[@soda7998]

16:46 wait... if a person on reddit says that people on reddit love projecting is that considered a projection of their projection or... uhhh idfk

[@Eldeque]

I love that most of the little preview when hovering over videos with the robin advertisement is the one of him coughing in the fog xD

[@supermarioplushproduction9828]

I can attest that relationships take work. I married my husband at 19 after knowing each other a month. It could have been cringe BUT we both worked hard and this year will be 20 years. I love him more today than when we got married. And he loves me. Love is out there but it takes work to last

[@Real_Snorlax]

6:24 I wonder how this guy is going considering that most NFTs are now worthless. Must be rough

[@defnothankjwimbleton3475]

5:17 that’s not how maths work

[@carmenplangger9417]

15:30 Real big brain move would have been to chat her up as himself.

[@yesyes2736]

9:15 yo what this is so deep holy crap this just gave me a revelation, that's crazy, I feel like I understand my human nature so much better, thanks emkay.

[@derrickwiedemann7019]

Ask her out they said, the worst that could happen is she says no, they said. 1:30

[@definitely-not-you]

Only 44 tic tacs? I've done 200 once.

[@TylerMusgrave9]

Dude's a legend for being a TOOL fan but learning a Harry Styles song for a stranger on the internet.

[@philippak7726]

absolutely know a dude who would post "it's so HARD for me to date" because he whines about everything and won't swipe right unless they're "hot". He also refused to accept he wasn't "owed" a text by someone, why? "because she gave me her number, that means I'm owed a text!" He got this number by talking to her in a corner after a boxing class... and this dude was tall AF, so... "dude, she might have given you a number to get you to go away because she felt threatened" "I'M NOT THREATENING!"

[@minetomek]

At least we ended on a positive message.

[@The_Midas_Lord]

23:42 I'm an insecure dumbass who thinks if I say the wrong thing you'll leave me and find a better man

[@drumsticksandpizza8452]

Then just try to make it funny. Or make a joke but if it goes wrong just tell the truth. And remember: “ the bolder the lie, the more it is believable.” Just don’t say anything mean. Or something that doesn’t fit with who you are as an person.

[@strider6336]

I really needed to hear that last bit of the video. Thanks for the validation.

[@spikeoramathon]

at 7:20 - Robin: "that's a Trilby, not a Fedora." Me: THANK YOU!!!!! SO BEYOND sick of Trilbys spoiling the reputation of the Fedora. SO. Sick.

[@lilmisskitten8325]

bin you just gave me a mental pep talk thank you

[@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364]

Bin.

[@privatizitat815]

5:40 they can't even do the math correctly. 20=2x100 ?

[@mushmello526]

Back when I worked at McDonalds, almost everyone had a headset for communication. The Drive Thru Interactions also were sent to all headsets. So when someone at Drive In was rude to us, all of McDonalds workstaff already knew before they even pulled forward

[@friskdacatarchival]

You know, I was starting to think I was a tad weird and socially inept, but these posts (and Robins encouragement) make me feel a bit more confident in my ability to be a normal human being.

[@lelouchvibritannia7702]

Easy. It's called acult following. 8:17

[@Non_existant_user]

8:11 Jesus fuck I feel ashamed of myself for simply playing the same game as this person if they're talking about who I think they are. I already knew the fandom was bad and gave everyone who played the game a bad name, but I didn't know anyone could be THIS bad.

[@soloanima1]

As a jojo fan, it would be reasonable if it was speedwagon

[@venusluckdreamur1048]

When I realized the dude at like 8:00 was talking abt Raiden from Genshin Impact I realized my life is a joke.

[@MixZTitaniumDubstep]

0:00 I just cannot escape from that tweet XD

[@rachelsyrup]

25:48 If you hate modern clothes, modern life, modern styles, and modern drinks...I think what you ACTUALLY want is to be a Mennonite. 😂

[@Arcanist_Gaming]

5:34 Something seems off about that math.

[@ilovemenwithlonghair]

17:41 tally hall reference oh em g

[@SoooBUwU]

the amount of people in their 20's bitching about still being virgins is wild to me. like, just wait a bit, focus on building a relationship with someone who genuinely loves you and maybe some day down the line, you'll eventually lose your virginity, or maybe even realize you don't actually want sex and all you really needed was someone who loves you. i recently turned 20, and i've never dated anyone for more than a few weeks, and even then, i've only dated two people in my entire life, i've never kissed anyone or had anyone kiss me, i haven't even had any physical contact with anyone i had feelings for, let alone have sex with them... but i don't go bitching about it on social media or anything like that. i know the average age to lose your virginity is 17 (according to a quick Google search anyway) but when you constantly have the mindset of "i'm 25 and STILL a virgin!? why won't people fuck me" it isn't exactly good for your mental health. and yes, i know, i'm leaving yet another long rant on an Emkay video, i have a lot of shit to say and nobody to say it to, so rants in KZbin comments seem to help me purge my mind a little bit.

[@stealthy9156]

16:24 hang on isn't that Eugene theo? (Ex bodybuilder, decently big youtuber, really cool guy overall)

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

9:48 Nah, man, that's not the main reason; a critical element in the dysfunction of Boomer marriages is that their generation's socialisation was largely segregated by gender, so they didn't tend to have built an actual friendship before they coupled up. That absence of cognitive connection + practical empathy beyond the immediate oxytocin rush is why once the honeymoon period was over, they got sick of each other reaaaallll fast. (Het) marriages tend to do better in our generation bc the opposite genders are encouraged to actually mingle with the other from a developmental age.

[@Barakon]

5:40 To be fair; dating apps & their design has essentially driveb everyone who uses them to view dating in a transactional manner because that's the format & algorithm, just like it is with art/entertainment creation & youtube.

[@lilypyrope4620]

Every day that passes I thank myself for growing out of the phase of my life where I really did think this way