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[@jason9799]

I'll never understand why nice guys and nice girls don't just date each other

[@LunaP1]

Because the universe might implode. Or they are as willing to get together as oil and water. These delusional idiots are more likely to screw each other over in some way and then move on to the next toxic relationship.

[@NatieGreen]

Mostly because both of them would fight over the control of the relationship

[@mistymoooooor]

theyd be eachothers worst nightmare

[@smileyriley4630]

Then they would become r/entitledparents

[@felixjuneau1873]

cuz same poles repell each others

[@CrimsoniteSP]

I remember when I called myself a nice guy... before I knew what it meant in the online space. Now I have to call myself a polite fellow.

[@freakklomp]

how about something more like, a good chap?

[@Shocked_Joe]

what?

[@cynister7384]

Swell lad

[@RandomPasser]

Distinguished gentleman

[@twendos833]

Pleasant fella

[@felixmustdie8534]

god i hate when niceguys refer to women as "females". for me, it personally feels like im being reduced down to my sex characteristics which is really weird

[@marissam3176]

Yah like in some context it makes sense (like a medical conversation or something like that), but the way they are using it is just off. It’s like someone saying “Can you pass me the sodium chloride?” When you want table salt.

[@felixmustdie8534]

@@marissam3176 yep, exactly. wouldn't use the scientific term in reference to an object so why are they using it for women?

[@marissam3176]

@@felixmustdie8534 I think it’s just them trying to sound smarter and thus superior.

[@marissam3176]

@@lurch789 Yah. Saying crazy chick is much better.

[@felixmustdie8534]

@@lurch789i've only ever been referred to as "female" ( aside from like doctor's appointments and stuff where they have to obvi) by butthurt guys, much like the guys in this video. if you're going to chastise someone abt being uncomfortable with being talked abt like that on a video where the narrator literally expresses the same sentiment as i have, maybe just dont interact with videos like this

[@noodledoodlez2079]

13:09 PTA - As a female, I think he could've like just taken her to her own home instead? I don't think he fully did what was wrong in looking out for her safety from Alex, but taking her to his home and putting her in his bed was the bad idea. She's drunk and has no idea that you didn't do something to her in her sleep, and she can't trust you anyway since you overstepped the boundary.

[@deathofallthingspotato9919]

Yeah, agree. She would be within her rights to be annoyed in that case, but it would be like a reasonable set of actions. If the lift with Alex was prearranged, it might be over stepping if he knew that, but it's still fair. Taking her to his home is like so far into the bizarre, like, I'd never trust him again.

[@MeemahSN]

@@deathofallthingspotato9919 Who knows what he did to her. We only hear his side of the story, what if he violated her beyond just taking her to his home?

[@rosiesstoofandstoof5859]

Also, we don't actually know the relationship between her and Alex, they could be together or really good friends, we just don't know. Overall just seems like he is the A-hole.

[@empiyrr2133]

Yeah i don’t get why he didn’t take her to her place I do get why he was worried but he overstepped her boundaries by a lot

[@nigmoment7240]

I don't think there was a good move this guy could have made at all. I got blackout drunk once and they were trying to get me home. The thing is, my ID didn't match my current address and I was too incoherent to tell them where I lived. They decided to just call an ambulance. When I woke up in the hospital, the nurse said if they had just dropped me off at home by myself, I would have died that night. Ive also heard from survivors that someone they thought they could trust assaulted them while they were drunk, which could have been Alex's intentions but of course we can't know that. Anything the poster did would either put someone in danger or make someone uncomfortable. Damned no matter what.

[@abbelktheunoreversecard9183]

3:52 I just searched it up and according to the search results calling a woman a female is to refer only to their reproductive role (receiving seminal fluid from the male and then carrying and giving birth to the child) and that is objectifying women to be only for reproduction, hence why it sounds so creepy. Although I do find it to be okay to call someone male or female simply to refer to their gender (as long as that person identifies as either one), it should be used with caution (eg. saying "I talked with one of my female coworkers about equal pay." and saying "I saw a female walking down that street earlier." has two very different tones as one sounds fairly normal while the other sounds weird and/or creepy).

[@SierNotsruht]

Its completely subjective though?

[@chancekahle2214]

Female as adjective is fine. Female as noun is only okay in specific contexts.

[@__Irene__]

This! More people need to understand that we aren't mad at the people for using the word itself. However the context they using this word in may make us uncomfortable

[@Ashtonhighfill21]

r/nobodyasked

[@VinVintheBinBin]

@@Ashtonhighfill21spuhtup

[@Mr_Heron]

There should be Badguys and Badgirls that are actually nice people

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

"Johnny studied Sissy as he smoked an after-supper cigar. He wondered what criterion people used when they applied the tags 'good' and 'bad' to their fellowmen. Take Sissy. She was bad. But she was good. She was bad where the men were concerned. But she was good because wherever she was, there was life, good, tender, overwhelming, fun-loving and strong-scented life. He hoped that his newly born daughter would be a little like Sissy." - _A Tree Grows in Brooklyn,,_ by Betty Smith (1942, *Harper & Brothers* )

[@denverarnold6210]

We going back to the 70s and 80s with lingo now, where calling something "bad" meant it was good?

[@pennyforyourthots]

​@@denverarnold6210it's still a pretty common phrase in black English. Like, "baddie" or "she bad" isn't that uncommon.

[@ModernAegis]

I'd like someone to make one of those "why do women only date jerks" comics, only to follow the "jerk" with his girlfriend and show them just sitting down at an ice cream parlor discussing their interests and dreams and Summer plans and just being wholesome.

[@NH-yo1tg]

There is, they’re normal people who the person the NiceGuys are harassing are dating or might date 😭

[@AngelKiller666Kitsune]

really scary that there are men out there that think and act like this. makes you wonder how they were raised for them to think like that. people get mad at bein rejected (granted, rejection sucks, but no one is OBLIGATED to return those feelings.) yet they question why women get scared. holy shit, they instantly insult you for saying no. if you ever feeling down and think your not good enough, remember, these men (and women) exist.

[@cloudberry._jam]

they were probably spoiled a lot as kids and just built up from there until they're total assholes lmao

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

like it's alright to be upset at rejection, most people are. but the way they go about it is so unbelievably awful

[@AngelKiller666Kitsune]

@@HopeIsADrug11037 that's the point. yeah, understandable to be upset of being rejected. but they then made it VERY understandable to WHY they were rejected

[@ModernAegis]

You know, you're right. Anytime I start thinking to myself I'm too awkward, too inexperienced, too messy, too hairy, too low-voiced, too uncultured, or too whatever, I'll just remember that these assholes literally exist and are out living and breathing today, and I'll instantly feel better about myself knowing I'm not one of them.

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@AngelKiller666Kitsune sorry if i seemed like i was disagreeing with you LOL I was just adding onto it (or monologuing idk)

[@gem9535]

For the drunk one, he would have been in the clear if he had just taken her HOME instead of his place. Going purely on his perspective, he had every right to think "Uh oh" when the guy kept giving a very obviously drunk woman more drinks, as that is date r@pe 101. But when he brought her to his place??? Dude...

[@MSRTA_Productions]

PANCAKES!!!

[@TheRealSacrystrfa]

PANCAKES!!!

[@goodgooglymooglybro]

PANCAKES!!!

[@Vileplume87]

Waffles...

[@PaypsAgain]

PANCAKES!!!

[@ramurino1803]

WAFFLES 😈

[@msthecommentator2863]

I dated a "nice guy" once, should have known I was in trouble when his friend had to approach me since he couldn't work up the nerve. I thought it was kind of sweet, so I gave him a chance. He was the most indecisive, unmotivated person I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. I don't think the guy should be the one to plan all the dates, but he literally couldn't muster a single thought on what to do or where to go on our days out together. He verbally fought with me over the most mundane crap and had such a pessimistic attitude over minor inconveniences. Finally got fed up when he started pressuring me for s*x...not because we weren't having it, we weren't having it *enough* for his liking. So glad he broke up with me because I was so ready to jump ship, and now I'm married to the most lovely woman in the world ❤ Genuinely hope he's left his apartment since we last talked

[@firytwig]

Glad to know you've found someone better, although I am absolutely the person with absolutely zero confidence so... :,)

[@W1ll1am.t00ns]

I used to think s*x was like every 2 to 6 MONTHS lmao

[@leirumf5476]

​@@W1ll1am.t00nsreject sex, return to pizza and garlic bread

[@leirumf5476]

​@@firytwiglmao, same, but since I'm aroace I don't even care 😂

[@yozhik_out_of_mist]

​@@W1ll1am.t00nsin one of my cases, it was HOURS... Sounds good at first, but oh my sweet lord

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

psa to everyone saying first: the first comment said “pancakes”. you’re not special.

[@stephenvangorden812]

You’re amazing for that lol

[@epik-productions]

W comment

[@GROUNDHOGCULT]

Pamcakes

[@Mayhem-s2dm3]

Lol

[@delululesbian3386]

fiiiirst!!!

[@markthomson1816]

Normal ppl: kindness is its own reward Nice guys: i was nice you owe me!

[@Impulse001]

12:20 What I don't get here is: Assuming the guy is right, and the other dude had bad intentions, why take the girl to his own dorm? Why the hell he didn't just take her to her place and then leave? That's quite creepy, to be honest.

[@LunaP1]

He's an opportunist. He saw someone just as bad as himself and wanted to look like the hero (though that doesn't make Alex any more of a villain since he was given permission to drive her home).

[@TuffMelon]

He also didn't properly address what "Acted Inappropriate in the past" was referring to. Obviously there are many things that fit there that are large red flags, but we don't know whether or not OP is overexaggerating how bad the situation is, which is he views himself as a "nice guy" is like 10x as likely.

[@maximillian1109]

Maybe she was just too drunk to safely leave alone? But then why not take her to a bloody hospital or something?

[@atheon596]

He sees an opportunity to take advantage of her vulnerable state in order to bring her to his place and have his way with her.

[@ILoveAlbania786]

Thank you for your human input. Your answer will be stored and possibly used for research.

[@delululesbian3386]

as a former pansexual, a man told me he could make me straight, change me! and he did change me, after that interaction I realised I was a lesbian

[@aslan.jade.callenreese_]

I hope you had a great pride too! We need to ditch the 'I can change you' story.

[@x_azaa]

HELP ONGG

[@x_azaa]

The same thing happened to my friend where she had a friend online (let's call her Delilah) and Delilah introduced her to her online boyfriend (Jacob) and Jacob was like "Yo girl I can make you straight" cuz my friend is lesbian and Delilah was ok with this so my friend blocked them ( deserved

[@Trap-chan750]

As a guy I'm sorry that any girl had that kind of interaction with any guy.

[@x_azaa]

​@@Trap-chan750 Yeah ikr like some people r fuckin' weirdos

[@pennyforyourthots]

12:10 I mean, being worried isn't entirely unreasonable, especially if something had happened in the past. I think the best call in this scenario probably would have been to talk to her other friends to get some form of backup (or maybe get further context that makes this less suspicious) then take her to HER home. Maybe have one of her other friends escort you. While the worry is completely reasonable, he clearly also overstepped boundaries and put her in a very similar situation to what would have happened if she woke up at Alex's place (presumably, we don't really know the situation with them. Maybe OP isn't quite telling the truth of what happened). It was pretty clear that she was trying to get back to her home, that was her intent when she was sober, that was her intent when she was drunk. In the end though, yeah the intent doesn't really matter. You overstepped the boundary and made your friend uncomfortable, and apologizing is the best option. Even if you don't believe you did anything wrong, you should still apologize because you made your friend feel like shit. Edit: also, if the ride with Alex was prearranged then that seems like an indication that she was at least comfortable enough with him to get a ride, in which case OP probably shouldn't have stepped in at all.

[@washipuppy]

Yeah, like... When I've been incredibly drunk, I've either had several friends working together to make sure I don't wind up face down in some gutter (eg. putting me in the bath to sober up enough to work out my next move) or had them convince me to take a taxi. None of them have kidnapped me and taken me back to their place - that's REALLY creepy.

[@deathofallthingspotato9919]

Huge agree. I think if he had genuine concerns, taking her to her own place would have been valid, and she might have been annoyed, but it's more like balanced. They would both have had good points, and could come to something neutral. Taking her to his room and putting her in his bed is waaaaay over the line. I would be like so uncomfortable if someone did that, I'd like never hang around them again lol, at least without someone to help resist them.

[@ILoveAlbania786]

Thank you for your human input. Your answer will be stored and possibly used for research.

[@ggundercover3681]

@@washipuppyi will trust only certain ppl (my actual close friends, not friends of friends) to take me home. and they will take me to MY HOME! my guy is jsut an idiot.

[@ggundercover3681]

@@deathofallthingspotato9919heck, if she was on the couch, that's a littl ebetter. because it's a huge fear to wake up from being druk and not knowing what had been done to you. and in someone's bed. in an unfamiliar location. at least let me be on the couch.

[@sirflimflam]

The whole point in them calling them females is to be dehumanizing.

[@hariharanyuvaraj1754]

@@lurch789 ?

[@invalidlore]

​​@@lurch789 mean yeah, females is technically right if you are talking about gender. it's still creepy and weird to call a lady that in these types of contexts though. like 'oh, look at that female who just walked past' definitely has a creepy feeling to it, you know?

[@DOWNLOAD_Level_1]

@@lurch789 you sound kinda like a nice guy just better

[@user-hh2uo4ul5b]

@@lurch789nah. Y’all call men “men” not males, but call women females. You do it to dehumanize us, even if you don’t realize that

[@dragosrandomstuff9261]

@@lurch789random question, totally not related at all: are you a radical feminist?

[@-Apteryx-]

Been feeling really depressed but I've found that watching emkay is a really good distraction (and yes I am trying to improve my mental health in other ways)

[@ashdroidgamer3878]

Very true lol

[@aslan.jade.callenreese_]

I'm proud of you man. Keep going. I know you can beat whatevers messing with you. Good luck in your future journey.

[@IlovedeltaruneII]

I hope you'll feel good soon

[@lesliemoon6093]

Literally same here

[@felixjuneau1873]

I hope you get better. remember, you are better off with your hand than a nice girl/boy.

[@treepotato9273]

bro really wrote and posted a whole essay online about how he kidnapped a woman instead of calling her a taxi/uber like any sane person in the same situation

[@MooseShower]

They’re a friend, not a stranger

[@treepotato9273]

@@MooseShower strangers are statistically less likely to kidnap or harm people so I'm not sure I get your point

[@MooseShower]

@@treepotato9273 My point is that her friend took her away from someone who SAed her previously. Could've done a better job, but if my friend was extremely drunk, especially if they lived alone, I'd want to make sure they sobered up safely

[@wysteria.]

​​​@@MooseShowerwe dk if "alex" actually sa'd her, the wording is incredibly vague. regardless, i understand wanting to take ur friend away from someone u think doesn't have their best interests at heart, but why on earth did he take her to his place instead of dropping her off at her own house?? like that's weird af man

[@treepotato9273]

@@lurch789 bro go read about some kidnap and murder cases, it's pretty much always a relative or aquaintance. That's why they are the first people questioned and often prime suspects.

[@jasperjazzie]

11:50 this dude's logic is "i thought she was in danger, so i decided to become the danger"

[@pastel_moth_guts]

Women: scared for physical reasons Men: scared for legal reasons Both: scared for mental/psychological reasons This is merely what I've gathered from both r/NiceGuys and r/NiceGirls, please don't digitally execute me

[@wiggard]

That's pretty much it

[@coltonmilhorn5107]

how do you digitally get executed do they like decapitate your bitmoji?

[@ryanmaggard862]

We ain’t scared for legal reasons we scared cause women scary af we be minding our business watching the game and they come in sweeping and will be like move because we didn’t answer her when she asked if the yoga pants made her look fat

[@sehrish1837]

@coltonmilhorn5107 i guess it means cancelled

[@pastel_moth_guts]

@@ryanmaggard862 I feel that would fall more into the mental/psychological category.

[@Crow_Smith]

For taking the drunk girl "out of a bad situation" Why didn't you take her home? Why did you take her to YOUR dorm. Y'all were drinking so you weren't on campus ... drive the half hour or w/e to HER place The fact that you KNEW she wanted to go back to HER place and took her to YOURS is creepy ... especially using that excuse of protecting her. You should've taken her to her house since clearly that's where she wanted to be. So even if the rest of your observation was valid - you're still wrong here.

[@frauleinloonylove7273]

That guy with acres of land who was looking for a "submissive" girlfriend kinda screams cultist. Or serial killer.

[@justinwescott8125]

Just an average American Christian really.

[@ryanmaggard862]

Or a guy who likes to be in control in bed not everything scream serial killer or cultist now if he said a submissive person then yeah I could see that

[@SenatorArmstrongOfficial]

Bro is Joseph Seed from FarCry 5 lmao

[@frauleinloonylove7273]

@@ryanmaggard862 Way to put words in my mouth. I'm well aware not everything is a red flag. I was merely expressing an opinion.

[@jisungsbestie]

As a woman I can say it's not that we don't like "nice guys", we just don't like THEM

[@verenabecker2724]

I like nice guys. I don't like "nice guys".

[@Markiplierforreal]

@@verenabecker2724yeah real nice guys usually would never brag about being “nice”

[@FiatUno2003]

​@@Markiplierforrealexactly. guys that are actually nice don't brag about it, but guys who are "nice" brag about it all the time by saying 'why girls don't hang out with me I'm so nice?'. I know so "nice guys" who always complained about not getting woman while being the worst people

[@TylerZeta]

@@verenabecker2724 A therapist on youtube said "there's a difference between a nice person and a good person. The nice person does good things in exchange for something, A good person doesn't." Or something like that.

[@showbizstudios655]

@@TylerZetaCinema Therapy or something like that, right? The Megamind video?

[@LyricTheMusicFox]

First one in, if someone has a "monster" they "tame" I'm not dating them because that's the kind of guy to abuse someone

[@DrZaius3141]

But what if the monster is his pe... t?

[@Mrcleanfrfr]

@@DrZaius3141 He's overcompensating

[@SkullyTheZombiCat]

That is the kind of guy to tell the teacher that he is the alpha.

[@greg4505]

Man... I wish girls asked me why we never dated when we were in high school, I have the perfect response. "Uhhh, because I'm gay... Lol"🤣

[@Mrcleanfrfr]

Sorry that won't stop those lunatics, they'll sexualize you more if they find out you're attracted to women

[@SkullyTheZombiCat]

Thatsafairpoint

[@adil0028]

I guess they knew 😂

[@dragosrandomstuff9261]

@@lurch789silence, wench

[@automation7295]

Though it would funny if you're actually gay and married to a man.

[@mavadelo]

I used to think I was a nice guy Then I learned what a "nice guy" means nowadays So now I am just an old guy.

[@SilverLegion121]

Theres a difference between being a nice guy and being a "Nice Guy" XD

[@SoulReaper2345]

same but say im just a guy you feel me?!

[@spidertheo3613]

You can be a nice guy in the non sarcastic way, the meaning only changes to what you see in the video if you add the airquotes " "

[@mavadelo]

@@spidertheo3613 I know, you are factually correct, but we all know it doesn't work that way anymore sadly.

[@UsagiMay]

No, no, you can literally still be a nice dude, broski. Do good things and be a genuinely nice person of society? Just don't be like these dudes who expect something and then get mad when they don't get that thing. There is a really big line between being a nice person and a "nice" person.

[@Just_a_commenter]

I still can't comprehend the mindset some of these people have. How can people be this desperate. How can they be so _down bad_ that they gotta clown around like this without a shred of irony in their statements. Please, someone tell me these people don't exist, it hurts my brain D:

[@luxgh]

I don't remember the whole meme but it's something like "what zero pussy does to a mf" and I think it kinda describe this guys pretty well

[@LunaP1]

There is no logic with that mindset. It's an internalized delusion where they believe a nonexistent aspect of themselves when in reality they are jealous and envious of other having relationships. They don't love or care about the people they chase after, they lust after them and think sex is the only way to prove they are special in the world. Now, this could be something that came from their environment (influenced by parents or piers) or they have some sort of mental issue that prevents them from controlling their base desires (though the former is most likely the situation). Either way it's an unhealthy mindset that no one should ever follow.

[@deathofallthingspotato9919]

Is it ok if I'm lying?

[@justinwescott8125]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, it's an absolute certainty that at least some of these posts are fake, considering people will do anything for "internet points" on reddit. And this sort of content is really popular and easy to create.

[@snackbasket1214]

Hollywood

[@EeveeDropk-k-s-k]

13:40 i get making sure that your friend who's drunk doesnt get hurt or possibly kidnapped and killed/assaulted (bc it can and does happen) this whole Julie situation is not how you handel things especially taking her to your dorm and not her apartment like she asked

[@soomitsunami5936]

⁠@@lurch789wym thinking with his crotch he thought what’s his name was gonna do something bad that’s not called “thinking with your crotch” it’s worrying about your friends safety

[@dragonkeeper19600]

10:43 An easy solution for this story could have been for OP to say, "Cool, I'll go with you guys," when Julia tells him that Alex already volunteered to drive her home. If Alex was really on the level, he wouldn't object to having someone else come along. OP could follow in his car and make sure Julia got into her house without Alex. Or, at the very least, he could have driven her to her house. He could have even stayed over at her house for the night (in a separate room of course) if he was really worried, though in that scenario, he can't object if Julia gets mad at him staying in her house without permission. My point is there are a million better ways OP could have handled this, but he chose the way that left him with the most control over the situation. No wonder Julia freaked out.

[@DoNotQuestionAnything]

At 5:46, I started to burst into hysterical laughter while diving for the pair of scissors next to my bed to stab the screen

[@Degasi14]

As of writing this I've just started the video and am now concerned

[@Degasi14]

I now understand and am proceeding to use the scissors on myself as well so I don't need to live on the same planet as this person

[@TheIndispensableOpposition]

@@Degasi14 don't do that, instead outlive them by 100 years using the fuel of pure spite

[@VillainousToaster]

@@TheIndispensableOpposition I am already doing that for a few people

[@ryanmaggard862]

Why it wasn’t funny

[@michamocha]

8:55 For context, the aita post was about a 15 year old who had a crush on his older brother's friend who was about 19 (?). When his class was visiting their campus, he snuck away to visit her apartment unannounced and told her that her tattoos were a turn off for him as soon as she opened the door. She rightfully scold him for his inappropriate behavior and sent him back to his class.

[@Wallis_2001]

15:39 I’m laughing so hard. Bro actually responded with “Wait really??? 🍆🍆🍆”

[@ILoveAlbania786]

me too. Thank you for your human input. Your answer will be stored and possibly used for research.

[@citrusd2281]

These videos keep me going sometimes during hard times. I love you all so much for doing what you do best. Have a great day everyone who reads this and the Emkay team

[@evelynvslife]

I knew a guy like OP in the Julia and Alex story. Was really insistent on driving me home from the train station after Mardi Gras (he didn’t even go). I felt more comfortable walking back to my accommodation at night alone than getting in the car with him.

[@jeanfalconer6377]

17:13 I actually understood some of that. Narrator is claiming a woman doesn't like him because 1) He isn't entitled, aka not a duke/lord and 2) He isn't tall dark and handsome. He is also staying she doesn't have a car and is wearing last season's fashions and she'd be prettier if she smiled more. The woman's response is 'You're right. Let's go our separate ways.

[@CraftyLilSoto]

4:20 Nah fam, I always greet my homies like “Yo, what is up my fellow Homo-Sapiens!”

[@LunaP1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nellker]

Tip: Whenever you feel bad about yourself remember these people actually exist👍

[@Ghostfighter797]

There is a reason why I don't trust a person when they say that they're a nice guy or girl, it's always a red flag and most of the time they are not nice people. Remember actions speak louder than words.

[@amiable_monster]

It's the same with "smart". If person unironically calls themselves smart then they probably dumb because smart person will never think this of themselves. Why? Because there always a place to grow, even if you have a knowledge of something you still can improve yourself.

[@VillainousToaster]

@@amiable_monster whenever somebody says they're smarter than me to brag, I simply say a smart person wouldn't be flaunting a high iq

[@justinwescott8125]

​@@amiable_monster Everyone always says this, but it's not true. I once had a guy tell me I should choose him for this kinesiology partner project because he was really smart. And guess what, he was. We did great. But you've created this scenario in your head, where if someone tells you they're smart, they're actually stupid. But there are plenty of smart people who are self aware enough to recognize their own intelligence.

[@RoundShades]

It's pretty clear these are paid actors by their grammar. Nobody's is this bad. Even worse, is absolute categorization being bad, expecting this level of rock bottom from everything just isn't functional. Besides, if you seek the exact opposite of this, you'll end up with someone who challenges you in a relationship... Usually with fisticuffs. I guess the guy you know will kill you, is better than the guy that you don't know will or not, fear of the unknown and all.

[@UltraCenterHQ]

The fact that they have to announce they're nice, just brings some doubts

[@rosiepear7531]

It's sad when "bad boys" are nicer than Nice Guys.

[@Markiplierforreal]

And “popular girls” have way less personality than “non popular girls”

[@catlover7015]

“You can’t be a bad object” yeah, tell that to all of the inanimate objects I curse at in my head and threaten whenever they don’t do what I want.

[@Markiplierforreal]

Yeah Me : forces something closed Object: *HITS ME IN THE FACE* Me: spartan rage ready R3 L3

[@Ikajo]

I wouldn't be surprised if Julia and Alex were a thing already. Of course she would trust him then

[@ChrissaTodd]

Yeah also this guy claimed Alex was making her uncomfortable, but maybe she likes him and likes his flirting lol

[@IndellableHatesHandles]

We need a subreddit of rejection done right. I wanna see other guys taking rejection respectfully so that my faith in humanity can be restored 😂

[@knivspit]

it feels like some of these guys have a humiliation or degradation kink and just don’t know it yet

[@FlamesAndShadows]

forward or inward one?

[@yeezoyoutube]

I can't tell you how happy I am to see this subreddit back

[@cashwalk7253]

“You can’t be a bad object.” *Me glaring at my computer for saving my project in the untouchable ether of the multiverse*

[@iloveplasticbottles]

"we have tamed our monster" God I hope so. Keep your monster in your pants.

[@flufflewarrior]

I just rewatched all the r/niceguy videos and just as I finished the last video, this was uploaded... *My prayers have been answered* 🙏

[@nanschafer9999]

I crack up every time you say “shut up”. Love it!

[@alyona9164]

most of this subreddit is like "why do so many good girls like bad guys"

[@LunaP1]

Now that I think about it, that song sounds stupid out of context now.

[@Royal_Canadian_Air_Force]

Absolutely love these videos they make me laugh so hard

[@ashdroidgamer3878]

Lol same

[@selinalee1077]

I AM DYING THIS IS LEGIT HILARIOUS

[@weedcandy5191]

I always thought that there is no such thing as an archetype in real people, but then I discovered nice guys TM and I must say, they all are basically the same person.

[@DesMuttYS]

I looked it up: "The Rejection" was in fact written by Franz Kafka, the person who wrote "The Metamorphosis."

[@pennyforyourthots]

The hentai or the novel?

[@DesMuttYS]

@@pennyforyourthots Novella. Didn't know there was a hentai of the same name.

[@theunknowman12]

@@DesMuttYS and that thing is cursed so please don't go near it

[@DesMuttYS]

@@theunknowman12 Thanks for trying to warn me, but, unfortunately, I already read the wiki about it.

[@finnybrooks8068]

dammit kafka

[@miaomiaochan]

That story about the guy that drove his drunk friend home reminds me of a similar incident within my friend group in which a guy took a woman home and proceeded to get aggressive with her when she told him to leave for being creepy. After he finally left, he sent a number of harassing texts to her. He was shortly thereafter ejected from our friend group. A different guy in the same friend group was slightly less problematic, but still did the "female" thing and didn't respect women's personal boundaries out of a desire to be friendly to us.

[@echointhedark22]

Its always a good day when EmKay posts

[@Bigwaluigi2]

They post like every day

[@gaspshichat]

​@@Bigwaluigi2 let everyday be a good day

[@Bigwaluigi2]

​@sunshine_0818 kinda hard but I'll try

[@gaspshichat]

@@Bigwaluigi2 trying is good enough. i hope you get help

[@autisticgirl1614]

I know a song from Cobra Starship called, "Nice Guys Finish Last." It's got "nice guy" written all over it, but it's a banger tune.

[@SilverLegion121]

I'd much rather be single my whole life than become a "Nice Guy"

[@SilverLegion121]

@@lurch789 explain please :thinking:

[@cael4065]

@@lurch789No? He’s saying that he doesn’t want to become a bad person

[@Zenithsh]

Loving how they’re did r/nicegirls then r/niceguys

[@luxgh]

"I was too busy studying and getting my qualifications to get chicks and they only went for the bad guy" I was also too busy studying but I still managed to get a girlfriend, I think you just have skill issues Mr good guy

[@olakpasa6486]

And here I am , struggling to get by getting none XD

[@AGolfHitter]

When this guy says "excuuuse" it reminds me of that old Zelda cartoon where Link says "Excuuuuse me princess!" 😂

[@earf-quake]

babe wake up, emkay posted

[@krazykirl1129]

Oh my gosh, my daughter tried her best to warn me of people like this. Unfortunately I fell for the one "nice guy" lol!! Lesson learned!🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Ruggervince]

Love ur vids man

[@HyperLexus]

nah but that AUGHHHHH when he saw the last post's title made my day hahahah

[@pencilcase8068]

I wonder what would happen if a nice guy and a nice girl get together in a relationship. My morbid curiosity is salivating at this situation

[@Chipswitch22]

Just imagine two people abusing each other

[@wncbuckeye78]

It’s unreasonably crazy how fast these guys make videos

[@turbo_marc]

well it's more like a company tbh

[@ramurino1803]

I think they just assign posts to each voice actor and have them record at like the same day

[@rach3092]

Yea its a content farm with writers that’s why nothing wrong rly just saying 😅

[@turbo_marc]

@@rach3092 it's a good content farm though

[@wysteria.]

they have a backlog of vids, i think they probably get the narrators to record multiple videos worth of content in a day (probably not too difficult since the videos are usually quite short)

[@mavcotm8006]

Now my mirror image was the second saddest thing I've seen today. Good video though 👍

[@OneTrueHeart13]

These bring me such joy

[@LunaP1]

And such fear and annoyance.

[@Volumixen]

I don't want to try and say one way or the other, but the thing with Julia and "Alex" was very creepy. "Alex" could have very easily done something much worse than just make sure she was able to sleep and not be taken advantage of.

[@kiraproffitt578]

The other guy was Alex, not the guy who took her to his house, but I definitely agree with you (also I apologize for correcting you). I would definitely be really upset and I definitely wouldn't trust the guy for a while because what if he did do something worse?

[@unownbob123]

Well that's the catch-22. Wat would u do in that situation?

[@MooseShower]

I’m a bit upset that emkay was defending the former sexual assaulter

[@Volumixen]

@@MooseShower I don't know if that was the intention

[@MeemahSN]

@@MooseShower Robin wasn’t doing that?

[@EmpressCherazu]

Yayyy more emkay! :D

[@dorianrivera3819]

Videos like this are a good reminder of why im not dating, cause im just like some of these guys and need to fix that before I try and go into a relationship with anyone

[@LyhFlare]

the dude making the executive decision just gives insanely dangerous vibes...

[@DumbassArtist666]

Remember: if you need to SAY youre nice,youre most likely not nice

[@bvget]

4:32 *_greetings, thou fellow homo sapiens, for i shall treat you with uttermost respect_*

[@Larsen_illustrations]

How dare you call me thou! We haven't any familiarity!

[@cursedseagullgames]

I was curious, so I went to google to figure out some of the last one, cause I wasn't sure I was getting it all from the context clues. Basically the dude was calling her a flat chested and unfashionable with a victorian flair of "you should be lucky to talk to me, but you won't even smile for me" vibes.

[@orangethespiderguy]

"when i doing you know the thing we do in my hand 🤚you know im shy little whatever i was thinking about you" so inspirational

[@SierNotsruht]

I had a stroke when I saw that lmao. L on grammar

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@SierNotsruhtI thought he was grabbing and stroking his meat 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@GL0riouz]

As a single person, im kind of glad im not looking for a partner because im scared of stumbling upon one of these dudes

[@superbrain7852]

Hellooooo I miss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@superbrain7852💀

[@MissEtheWriter]

Robin is the hero we needed.

[@Kira-uj8os]

Even at my most desperate and lonely times, I have never ever said anything these "nice guys" would ever say lol

[@benpotato9994]

the chain at 5min 45 seconds sounds like something i would expect a hivemind, borg, flood mass,... etc to say to me to try and convince my character to give up, i was half expecting it to end with a pro ai comment, or "lower your shields resistance is futile" or something

[@VillainousToaster]

Real gravemind hours

[@benpotato9994]

that, or something along the lines of "just be animals and not question things" a way to also not imply they are a bad person in their own comment, saying they are both objects... might fit better with the theme, might not

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

I wonder if we can have gay guys hit on these dudes and then just say "boo hoo suck it up and move on" when they complain

[@LunaP1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cloudberry._jam]

as a bi fellow: please no PLEASE NO *DON'T DO THIS TO US*

[@SkullyTheZombiCat]

If a gay guy (that has really low standards) says another man is ugly, that's a painful burn that only gets more painful.

[@FlamesAndShadows]

This makes me want to have a gay, parter in crime type of friend. :D Will not mess with the feelings of Bis. Or just well-meaning or awkward humans

[@xxvskrunkle]

It'd be funny

[@_indigo1]

first one had me dead the second he said "o-k k k k k k k" LMAO

[@zizochemlali4639]

1:06 that guy is the kind of person to use parentheses when talking online to emphasize inner thought and just drive away people

[@sunnytheworm1423]

“Nice guys”

[@Ragehunger]

I'm really intrigued by how these pathetic waste of men believes that saying something like "I have a monster inside of me and you don't want to bring it out" is in any way gonna make them _more_ desired. Of course, being completely oblivious to how their every action regarding sexual relations has the complete opposite of their expected reaction is indicative to their absence of self-reflection. They only ever claim to be nice because they think they are, and only ever admits to behaving badly because someone "deserved it" - all topped with a tremendous amount of psychological manipulation in hopes of convincing others that they are the best and smartest. That is the summary of their personalities, and they pride themselves on it like it's ever something to strive for. Hell, I would even petition to call it the "Andrew Tate" syndrome at this point.

[@veiserexab1428]

Nice guys in a nutshell: Says they're nice Are desperate Spams several messages No boundaries Entitled Can't take no Says all girls are the same when get rejected

[@TheChemist418]

the number one rule of being a nice guy is not saying that you're a nice guy 😂

[@fabiankrajewski3147]

Title: we dont need answers, we need a priest!

[@KuzzenFeralFerret]

I thought I was a nice guy when I was just the worse version of myself, uncontrolled mental health issues, low self esteem and excessive drinking, I was a proper cnut. So glad I grew up and was able to actually look at myself and adjust. Now I call myself a cnut and have actually less luck with women but I'm happier within myself and with my friends. I hope these people get to that stage.

[@rielydavis1130]

I love how the background isnt dark but light in a beige way its easy on the eyes at night while not making it hard to see

[@Leif776]

The bad grammar that fills this sub-reddit is funny as hell

[@coral54hgmb]

Advice for commenters on this video- if the majority of comments are not agreeing with your opinion, perhaps this isn’t the video for you.

[@AJ-xt9wj]

Ahhh time for my dosage of Nice Guys ™️. Really makes me appreciate being gay.

[@ashdroidgamer3878]

Ok

[@SierNotsruht]

Yag!

[@firytwig]

YES, MORE PRIDE TO FUEL ME

[@SkullyTheZombiCat]

That TM felt like it needed a deep, narrator type voice when read.

[@thirstfast1025]

Robin asks if Schizo guy's last therapy session was tomorrow. Love it.

[@yourlocalstraycat1835]

I enjoy the fact you guys mainly stuck to reddit

[@maryleethefox8642]

I dated a "nice guy", he almost killed me 🙃

[@kucak7835]

what happened?

[@ladyalicent705]

When will these guys understand that it’s not about body count, it’s not about ‘getting the hot chick’, it’s about love and passion, it’s about having someone special in your life that you’d do anything to protect, because you know they would do the same for you! I feel like people are slowing losing the ability to be truly in love, if you have a partner who you truly love with all your heart, and you know they love you with all of theirs, then you’re more fortunate that than he who sleeps with one hundred supermodels! 💕💕💕

[@ryanmaggard862]

Dating for love will get you bullied in life by guys on Reddit

[@Dizzii_Lizzii]

​@@ryanmaggard862 that's hella sad

[@alisteruiz]

@@ryanmaggard862 thats sad as hell- but im not surprised

[@alisteruiz]

@@ryanmaggard862 thats sad as hell- but im not surprised

[@lloyddragon2036]

"you can't be a bad object" literally cap my phone exists

[@parasective]

So I broke my earbud and now Robin sounds like Alastor

[@creepy_nj5098]

"I kidnapped my friend so she doesn't have to be drive home by another man, i am the asshole ?" Yes kevin ! Yes you fcking are !