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[@MSRTA_Productions]

I am he and I claim this comment section for our Emkay Gods

[@egg2566]

HA- *praise the emkay gods. NOW*

[@teamorderagent11]

​@@egg2566 All Hail the EmKay God's!

[@dearestmixoda]

ALL HAIL THE EMKAY GODS! -or you will suffer :)-

[@EmKay]

Hello, it is me, Jod.

[@egg2566]

@@EmKayOD IS HERE. THE ALMIGHTY JOD. *WE SACRIFICE THE NECKBEARDS*

[@TheLeky98]

I used to like fedoras. Things like the Blues Brothers, Michael Jackson, the Three Stooges, etc. always made them look cool to me. It's honestly somewhat impressive that neckbeards managed to ruin just a simple piece of clothing.

[@vanessavandinha]

I also think about Red, from The Blacklist! He has the poetic license too! lol

[@sailormoonfan224]

My thoughts exactly. It’s such a nice hat, but morons ruin everything.

[@siliswest498]

Fedoras just look really cool and it makes me upset that if I go out and wear one then I’ll look like the kind of guy who chokes his chicken to MLP

​@@siliswest498, I own a bogart which is basically the coolest head accessory there is, and since neckbeards became a thing... I can't wear it! And I used to wear that all the time because I looked friggin' awesome in it! Especially with a trench coat. Neckbeards are why we can't have nice things and I'll never forgive them for that! >:-(

[@HunglikeBDP]

Also detectives in the 50's. And mobsters.

[@evelynvslife]

“M’theydy” got me ngl 😂

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

Remember when Fedoras actually used to be a sign of being classy not an incel. Pepperridge farm remembers.

[@Mae_Dastardly]

It was never the fedora that was cringe it was always the guy wearing it, they never have the fashion sense to pull it off

[@TempestDarkwound]

I still want a fedora at some point, but I’m told I wouldn’t pull it off too well

[@Mae_Dastardly]

@@TempestDarkwound Just make sure to go all in with the outfit. That means button ups, suspenders, slacks, dress shoes, etc. If ya don't look like an extra from early panic at the disco music videos you're doing it wrong

[@SIS3W3N]

Nope. Unlike Pepperidge Farms, I have not been around since 1937.

[@TempestDarkwound]

@@Mae_Dastardly Yeaaaah….never mind. That’s not my style

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

the fact that medieval english chroniclers thought bathing once a week was the peak of sophistication is hilarious and concerning for how often they bathed

[@alexisgrunden1556]

It's even funnier when you consider the English animosity towards the Danes; once the English learned that the Danes bathed _multiple times per week,_ changed their clothes often and brushed their hair and washed their faces daily? They immediately went on a smear campaign against the Danes, because they feared their women wouldn't be able to resist such 'sophistication'. 🤣

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

@@alexisgrunden1556 wait it went from once a week to multiple times a week? xD

[@alexisgrunden1556]

@@tieflingcorpse9817 LOL, not the English; it was the Danes being clean. And the English men had just enough sense to realize that their womenfolk would adore that, but too much ego to actually change themselves. Thus the massive smear campaign against the Danish people.

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

@@alexisgrunden1556 ooh, the english showered once a week. i thought it was the danes that showered once a week and the english showered less then that

[@vusgamer]

well they did poop on the streets regularly so the stench of 2 weeks worth of ball juice cant have been that bad

[@heddja]

sometimes i feel so insecure, disgusting and like a complete failure but then i watch these kind of emkay videos and i realize i'm actually pretty good and that makes me feel better :)

[@chanterelle483]

Sorry to be a bother but what is that flag in your profile pic?

[@heddja]

@@chanterelle483 lesbian

[@Soviet_Cat4707]

@@chanterelle483 its the Lesbian flag

[@nickkohlmann]

​@@chanterelle483 That is, indeed, the lesbian flag.

[@siliswest498]

i mean, i'm a fucking loser, but i could be these guys, so i'm naturally happy

[@Just_a_commenter]

1:00 Neckbeard used Confusion! Jack used Attempt to Rationalize, but hurt himself out of confusion!

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

You silly fool. Jack is the confusion.

[@ClownHoundII]

The most neckbeardy thing I have seen with my own two eyes was a dude at my school saying women who talk/act/dress sexually or any women in playboy is a filthy wh0re/"worthless woman". His laptop and phone background were of cowgirls in sexy clothes and their butts hanging out.

[@ttskyhammer9169]

Double standards

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

That's more incel then neckbeard.

[@Ragehunger]

Irony at its finest

[@ridleyisbored.5393]

And you knew this... how?

[@Solanin0803]

​@@ridleyisbored.5393They saw it with their own two eyes?

[@ashleajon]

As a kid I was obsessed with The Blues Brothers and thought a fedora and shades was the peak of cool. They took that from me.

[@dercashur]

What’s funny is most of these specimens don’t wear fedoras but a hat called trilby

[@breadmeister]

I love how an inordinate amount of self-important neckbeards who complain about women not giving them the attention they want tend to have not just ANY anime character as a profile pick, but a pic of Gendo Ikari. Just staggering levels of unrecognized irony.

[@Meleedroit]

Is that the guy who abused his son and made him get into a mech?

[@breadmeister]

@@Meleedroit that's the one.

[@cmanhanks1]

Uh.....who? Sorry I don't watch a lot of anime.

[@yourdidit7813]

Hey man, your videos have *really* been cheering me up these past few days. Life’s been a little rough and knowing your here to post something funny is good :)

[@overthinker__]

Things will get better soon man, hang on!

[@EmKay]

Keep your head up, you got this!

[@jaymart04]

don't give up, keep it up!

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

Boomers be like: Young people being happy? Not on my watch.

[@Jojobetter53]

we're all cheering you on man, go on and don't give up!

[@aribantala]

19:40 Okay, to be fair and honest These Vikings didn't just came into England to look up for the ladies... they're Pirates, Pillagers and Raiders. BUUUUUT, Here's the funny catch. Not just the Mistresses of the Nobles who liked th Vikings, The Peasantry also love them coming into their lands. Their eloquence of speech attracted a lot of people into their cause... Not to mention that the English Lords were kind of a dick towards them So, it's worse "The really well groomed and educated guys who sacked our houses not only attracted our wives, but also made our gardeners, housekeepers, and even the guy who just walked the street to enact a literal revolution over our 'nice guys' (read: abusive, digusting, plain insane) attitude". Medieval English History when the Vikings raid them is just a Country ruled by Neckbeards gets forcefully liberated by Well Mannered, Preppy Jocks

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

Northern England, Ireland, and Wales were pretty known for fraternizing with the Danes who invaded. Their more free way of life attracted many and most were honorable which is a pretty attractive trait to someone who's forced to be a serf for some English noble, most of which were known to treat the peasantry poorly.

[@aribantala]

@@bumblebeeyellowdragon Oh yep. That's true I mean the Danes were practically Free men and pretty sure a third of their forces consisted of Mercenaries allured by Raiding booty and Freedom. Compare that to be Servile towards the English Lords. You can't hunt and fish animals that reserved for the Aristocracy, You can't eat anything that's reserved for them, and You need to provide food for you AND for them through a Levy. Sure, you get protection... But a Mafia Racketeering ventures provides more protection than theirs if the Dane's raids got to say anything. And what? you.. get to use... The communal oven? Even a person with brain leaking between their two ears would chose to fight for the Danes lmaooo

[@FatYoshi619]

I can't really blame them.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Well Mannered, Preppy Jocks who famously wrote really nice poetry :3

[@stalinbeballin9711]

We need this subreddit more often. It makes me feel better about myself

[@space-3415]

Same, I’m pretty terrible but I can always take comfort knowing that I could be so much worse

[@Mozuf]

Same

[@nickkohlmann]

It makes me incredibly angry

[@ShadowTaipan]

I duck at reading social nuance. Used things like this to learn exactly what not to do.

[@stalinbeballin9711]

@@ShadowTaipan Based. Trying to improve yourself is how you know you're not like them

[@13thMaiden]

11:25 This one particularly irks me cause there's been studies that state that orgasming increases chances of pregnancy (if the woman is ovulating of course). Second, the only "life" that dude's orgasms is forming is the mold and bacteria living in his favorite c*m sock.

[@chanterelle483]

I love how that man uses what God supposedly wants as an argument but then advocates for sexual promiscuity. Gotta love the hypocrisy. 😑

[@matthewb3864]

At 1:30 jack points out that all of the pictures of the 3X year old have been photoshoped... as opposed to the pictures of grandmas which are 100% legit pictures and not edited in any way.

[@ethanlexa1725]

People really have to stop confusing fedoras for trilbys. Fedoras are cool and classy, and trilbys are the hats neckbeards wear. Please give them the respect they deserve.

[@bibwitheart977]

Something I found out from Nicole Rudolf’s channel, the trilby hat was named after a book that popularized feet pics in the 1890s. I find that this connection makes the neckbeards choice of hat hilarious.

[@ethanlexa1725]

@@bibwitheart977 That's one of the best things I have ever learned. Thank you 😂

[@Unreliable_Arsonist]

It makes me mad when I can’t do specific things bc of the neckbeards. Please let me enjoy fashion goddammit! I want to wear a fucking striped shirt with a black overthrow like the cool mafia movies and I can’t do that without a fedora!! WHY CANT I LIKE HATS OF ALL THINGS?!

[@_hihi_0.0]

11:34 ok but she is BEAUTIFUL in both pics?!?? idk what op was thinking but she is absolutely STUNNING

[@itsjustmenova]

9:09 Given me huge Chris-Chan vibes, mainly by that infamous catchphrase "Boyfriend-free girl"

[@Swaggywashere]

No don’t bring him up

[@catboy_official]

Don't remind me 🤮

[@mr.mystery1598]

What this has taught me is that Jack is to good at doing a "Nice Guy" voice and acting like one

[@vanessavandinha]

Should we be concerned? (jk, the Emkay narrators are adorable)

[@JayMick]

​@Vanessa Ramos i can confidently say I'm not pathetic because my gf hasn't fleed from me. Yet.

[@vanessavandinha]

@@JayMick we (3+ million subscribers) can all vouch for her on the not fleeing!

[@bOraNge_The_Smiley_Orange]

@@JayMick it’s been a month..?

[@ssr8555]

6:05 this is screaming “I would date underage girls”

[@gabriellavedier9650]

It's less the object than the quality and use. I own a fedora. It came from a real haberdasher, an in-house product. With real silk, leather, and fur felt. It gets worn at funerals, weddings, rosary memorials, Easter mass and Christmas mass. With a matching suit. I look like my great-uncle, a slick pachuco dude who was the life of the party.

[@yougosquishnow]

Lol the Stephen crowder thing is funny because he is literally on video being verbally abusive and threatening his wife while she was still pregnant. So yeah, perfect example for the nice guys.

[@jakovsaric9492]

M'theydy is an absolute banger of a joke Thats how i am going to refer to all my friends

[@nickkohlmann]

I really find it funny as well

[@jerrylim6722]

For that tribe thing, I'd probably just throw myself at the tiger and die... Not because I think I'm useless, but rather because I don't want any of my potential descendants to be tainted with that guy's godawful 27th chromosome

[@krychur4956]

neckbeards: you are not a true gamer! neckbeards: you are not allowed to enjoy the game I enjoy! neckbeards: *get female gamers banned on false pretenses* neckbeards: why no females enjoy my favorite game? 😢

[@scottpilgrim920]

8:00 don't bring Five Finger Death Punch into this!!

[@armin7695]

finally somebody else who got the reference

[@angelicguitars]

22:14 as someone who needs to take birth control, this made me laugh . i need to take it because my per!od is super heavy and it causes me a lot of pain. it ain’t got any affect on how i see men. it just numbs the terrible pain at the end of every month.

[@flawedmind]

I got to that point and was put on birth control, too. It’s not heavy anymore, but it still lasts a couple weeks. Pain is almost gone, though, which is great. I’m just afraid someone in power will decide to take it away from us.

[@chickensnstuff]

I feel immense happiness for the first dude

[@WinterGamesYT]

through all of the body shaming and ablism from users on r/neckbeardthings, emkay is really good at finding the actually funny and valuable posts

[@philosofi239]

Not to take anything away because the entire thing is gold but, the heath ledger joker impressions starting around 7:27 is just amazing. Even the vocal mannerisms were pretty spot on Holy Shit

[@tobyandahalf]

i think i have something fitting for this subreddit yesterday, i saw under a short of a demonstration of what pregnancy does to the body (using a donated corpse to show how the organs are pushed around) someone had commented that this is one of the reasons they never want kids. some genius said "women not having children is a detriment to society since they are biologically designed to have kids and that's why they're emotional." this genius also said that overpopulation isn't a thing because there's tons of land that we haven't used yet. he seems to have forgotten that that land is vital to sustaining the habitability of the planet.

[@electricerger]

Man that Crowder story reminds me of the George Carlin bit on funerals. >Did ya hear. Crowder got divorced. >Really? I saw him yesterday (he was such a good guy) >Well apparently, that didn't stop him from getting hit by a bus. In fact, it may have provoked it. (Despite any positives, that didn't stop him from not being a good partner)

[@fungicide9244]

Hoeflation is unironically one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard

[@Nostripe361]

Sometimes these videos make me a little nervous cause I like a lot a lot of things that neckbeards also seem to like like anime, dnd, fun t-shirts etc and also sometimes let my facial hair grow out too much before going to the barber. Then I remember that a lot of other people like this stuff and I have a enough empathy and social awareness to not act like this and to not act like this. The fact I don't have the sex drive of a baboon on aphrodisiacs like some of these guys also probably helps.

[@supotter377]

Yeah I feel like people sometimes get wrapped up in mocking these guys for being “cringe” when they are just into different stuff and a bit socially awkward which sucks. It’s waaay more about these men being entitled, unselfaware, misogynistic, assholes who blame everyone else for their shortcomings.

[@nickkohlmann]

You're good fam. Most people I know including myself like those as well. It's more about being a decent person and not being extremely entitled and sexist than simply liking a couple hobbies that might be considered "nerdy" (DnD, just as anime, is heccin popular nowadays anyway). The best thing you can do to not worry about these things simply is not being an ass! :)

[@nickkohlmann]

​@Susan Potter Okay I could have just read your comment before writing mine, you're on point.

[@dreammaster495]

the m'theydy one was the only one that didn't make me cringe or have secondhand embarrassment.

[@rarepep329]

15:55 they way he says the Mario figure thing is actually pretty satisfying to hear lol

[@laboulonnaise4294]

Jack's narration cheers me up everytime! Even on r/justneckbeardthings...

[@donk2824]

16:58 don’t skip over the fact he joined the forum in 2021 and has spent 100 days worth of time on it.

[@ipherial2929]

I believe that the lesson we can learn here is that the only people who arent actual samurai that can wield a katana and be cool are metal gear rising characters

[@DeathWishesXOXO]

At 6:40 i would message him and pretend im interested and then when he asks to meet up, i just have the waiter give him a note that says "sometimes we don't get what we want now do we? PS: i never loved you i just wanted to see you suffer at this 'date' by yourself so you can understand that you cant just pick your partner."

[@meric2]

Some of these are jokes and some aren't. Determining which is which is half the fun. It's like being a detective

[@jordonfreerksen2385]

Vacuum women: Loves you! Guy: Forgot to Turn Her On! Self high five: Problem Solved!

[@ohthatsabaseball5824]

Who would want to go against the hivemind anyways? For we are many, we are one. Don't resist the hive. Get those flowers, make some honey. The queen and the beekeeper almighty depend on us

[@F-16_viper.]

10:49 I feel if that were me, I would try to get him to keep going and see how far it’d go until he realizes that I’m not the person he’s looking for LMAOO

[@meme13100]

Brandon must have trauma now.

[@lorivaldez4839]

Videos like these give me a good laugh whenever life gets rough, & I need a good laugh every now & then🙏

[@unknown20005]

that one move out story sounds like my younger brother only he is either 19 or 20 and the reason we want him to move out is cause he doesn’t really help out with anything around the house only occasionally doing dishes or laundry and stays up to like 2-3 am screaming like a madman at his computer while playing pvp games like valorent

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

Sounds like he needs a therapist or a kick in the ass.

[@nickkohlmann]

Hope you'll be able to find a solution in good faith!

[@parabtw599]

It's funny how the guys who get no play whatsoever are also the pickiest when it comes to women

[@alexismyers6053]

13:08 that picture is used as a pfp for an ai chatbot site I use. I think her name is “Japanese Wife” and her short description is something like “Husbant we are homeress now!” I’ve never used that bot, but it makes me chuckle every time I school past looking for a Japanese from Hetalia bot to chat with.

[@SIS3W3N]

"If we did exist in a tribal culture still..." If? Do you ever watch the news?

[@NipplWizard]

Agreed. Love the channel and all them that narrate the videos but as we all do, the ignorance and bias seeps in.

[@awl1116]

I honestly don't watch the news for my own sanity

[@yofrick]

4:13 I would just like to mention this guy used the picture to a Disturbed album cover to try to make himself looker cooler LMAO

[@Demonlord4546]

To be fair, Disturbed is a badass band, I still enjoy their music, but damned if I don't feel secondhand shame for them being associated with that creature

[@thompolamar8076]

That's the thing that annoys me the most about these kinds of people. They use song lyrics or album covers for bands I like, and make people associate it with terrible people

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

Looker cooler? Did you have a stroke man?

[@Payday2Dallas]

The only person who makes the fedora cool anymore is Walter White

[@CaptainMangles]

9:56 "qt 3.14" "Cutie pie"

[@eurger]

this is just SEXISM: the subreddit

[@juances]

I lost it at the vaccuming noises

[@DShamenSkateVideos]

This went from r/neckbeardthings to r/sexistthings way too fast

[@OdinAUT]

Good Thing? This ppl will never procreate and pollute the gene pool. So in the end we only have to hold on a little longer till their crushing loneliness finishes them off for us.

[@mouthyschannel2474]

I came here purely for the thumbnail. That's not a neckbeard, that's the chadliest chad to ever chad it up. He's got the Big Lion t, the Raybands and the power stare, he's gonna take your mom and you're lucky to call him your new father.

[@BlueLizardKing]

Qt 3.14 = cutie pie

[@wisteriaaa_23]

I need emkay to stay sane right now, thanks guys.

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

*Pat pat* Evie is the best Eeveeolution.

[@rifqialkahfi3529]

I lost a big chunk of my brain cells just watching this video. I'm afraid when i open the subreddit my brain just dissolved into water

[@AstonJay]

Omw... I can't believe that we share a planet with people like these🤦

[@oklemonss]

I wonder how many of these people had to stop typing their sigma male speeches because their mom told them to do the laundry

[@Solanin0803]

They only stopped to roll their eyes and yell "Moooom, I am fighting Internet rolls right now!"

[@corginator5096]

So, 8:15, the egdelord is trying to be intimidating by copy pasting a blooming Five Finger Death Punch chorus. Goes to show his creativity is as deep as the rest of his character! Edit: I realized it might be a good idea to tell you which song I'm talking about. The song name is Cradle to the Grave.

[@overthinker__]

I have a test in 30 minutes but emkay always comes first

[@EmKay]

You pass the EmKay test.

[@BlazeTheBloodhunter]

Jake has 6 Red Flags in his description.

[@thegaysleepdemon]

Kinda impressive how neckbeards managed to completely ruin an whole piece of clothing for everyone aware of their existence

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

Westerners: Anime is for losers and neckbeards All of Japan: 😕

[@Mae_Dastardly]

It's taking all of my self control to not make a birthrates joke

[@jaymart04]

your videos are so hilarious, keep it up EmKay!

[@delta24242]

It's very painful to listen to these idiots rant about this shit, and for me personally that is amplified by my own failure to properly even understand the reason for their anger (I'm aro). All I'm going to say that nobody owes you a friendship, or anything more. Also, I have a wild idea here, but I think women might be people with their own lives that don't revolve around you.

[@NipplWizard]

Baffling to me that people still act like this un-ironically. The whole point of growing up is at minimum, expanding your understanding of every day life at a basic level to keep yourself alive and somehow, none of these people never left the Uterus.

[@NightmarAkashi]

Well, it's easier to blame other than you And some crybaby take this so far that they become real baby

[@ShadowNinja999]

your videos are so hilarious keep it up

[@alcupone6462]

M'theydey is actually solid gold

[@alexthesb2241]

ngl convinced that guy stole the ''from the cradle to the grave '' from green day XDD

[@stewydoo]

I thought it was 5 Finger Death Punch 🤔 Pretty lame regardless 😂

[@devinq4605]

@@stewydoo Knowing how these people are, I could totally imagine it being either.

[@TheManaPrism]

We're this close 🤏 to getting another r/iamverybadass video. Amazing content as always guys

[@gigglenose1990]

16:13 wait until this person finds about floor seats, or, essentially, chairs without legs, and that they're still useful

[@InkFoxyUwU]

Had a bad day, Watch Emkay, Now i Ok, Repeat pattern everyday

[@mrducky-ve8iz]

These videos give me the inspiration to workout so I don’t end up like this

[@renaokawa6199]

I mean tbf it's not even about working out, that can help but I feel like a lot of people like this have other things they need to hash out first. I tell a friend of mine when he complains about similar stuff that maybe he should look into himself and figure it out because while he is a kind person he just has some things he really needs to hash out. I'm over weight due to health issues and while I'm not hideous, I'm in no way attractive and yet when I looked into myself and started to work on myself I found someone that was willing to work with me and have been happily I a relationship for years now. We learn and grow together and thats part of the beauty of a relationship. Not saying to change to fit someone mold of who they think I should be more along actually be willing to admit your falts and work on them. Put forth an effort and people notice yknow? ( not talking about you specifically more just in general so please don't take this in any way personal )

[@lilharm]

16:32 “someone feel the same?” I can say with near certainty that all women feel the same about this dude

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

That he's clearly never been outside once in his life.

[@xrpmoonwolf]

5:12 that dog looks like big ed 😂😂

[@CyborgCharlotte]

I thank the neckbeards for volunteering for my experiments to test the most efficient way to snap a neck 🤪

[@AFWolfe]

You know I thought these types were so incredibly rare and even faked for laughs/trolling. Now I'm not so sure lmao.

[@supotter377]

Unfortunately I can assure you that they are very real…

[@AFWolfe]

That's both funny and sad and I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I guess I've been dodging a lot of bullets!

[@amaryllis.2259]

im always up for jacks nonsense

[@miguelgarciasuarez2506]

23:02 I laughed too hard to this omg

[@capybara6327]

This subreddit makes realize remind I could be way worse lol

[@northernshield5414]

Imagine goin to war against the vikings, not because of conflicting ideologies, culture or religon, but because they TOOK BETTER CARE OF THEMSELVES THEN THEY DID!

[@jik9693]

10:04 I can't stop laughing, my god.

[@existentialgarfield]

8:00 is a song called 'Cradle to the Grave' by Five Finger Death Punch and now i can never listen to the song the same way ever again

[@Yomamalowkeysohot47]

EMKAY IS AWESOME!!

[@notaweeblol1739]

Fr

[@LloxieFox]

I feel like I need another bath after almost every single post. Yeesh.

[@ouroborousking8644]

The only response i have for the guy who wants to see everyone naked, but ya know especially the cute girl. Would be to send a full frontal of Ron Jeremy

[@falcie7743]

It's too bad "m'theydy" didn't land, that one was pretty obviously just a joke.

[@manticoredog2501]

1:40 stop stop, I'm dying omg 🤣🤣

[@BunnyUmi]

Ye seriously tho, most women you see in live action media are close to or over 30 years old, even the ones in high school movies.

[@lunaticberserker5869]

15:20 Cliff Bleszinski lol

[@cynicalfella]

1:13 smash "wich one?" YES

[@incredibleflameboy]

I can never see "pussy patrol" without laughing because of the time i got in my car and turned the ignition on, suddenly some talk show on the radio has a guy say pussy patrol and my radio was very loud. There were families around.

[@Peaaaaaaaaaaa]

18:14 SNAS UNDERTLAE SUAGEJSYAA

[@zenfirebird5360]

4:26 did anyone else think the guy head was attach to some smoke. Also what the r/nicegirl equivalent of r/Justneckbeardsthing...is it also r/Justneckbeardthing or a different thread?

[@saintdude6032]

I think it's r/justlegbeardthings

[@kristinahall8467]

We women are not dependent on men for orgasms we have toys