r/Niceguys | ok bro

Top posts from r/Niceguys on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Narrated by: / devotedly_jack

[@asherheist9814]

r/niceguys: “I’m more humble than thou, m’lady”

[@BreaksBee]

r/SIMPS XD

[@travelsizedarchie]

milan cat I like how most people think a simp is someone who respects women, THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE THOUGH!

[@BreaksBee]

@@travelsizedarchie yes i know but i think the problem is pewdiepie

[@travelsizedarchie]

They approach someone with compliments and gifts and expect a relationship because they were “nice”

[@travelsizedarchie]

When really if you want a relationship, you should just approach them CASUALLY and confess your feelings.

[@Doggoe12]

i hate when these nice guys say "what men prefer" , some guys like tomboys, i'd know, it's quite obnoxious.

[@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775]

@Kyoto Kyosuke I think he just said that he likes tomboy girls.

[@MahouShoujo-Studios]

@Kyoto Kyosuke It was written perfectly fine, lol. How did you get confused?

[@rynzoku8662]

@@MahouShoujo-Studios idk prob another country or something

[@ambercry9468]

what is a tomboy

[@Shade45-]

@@ambercry9468 girls who basically dress like boys and act boyly? (tf did I just wrote)

[@JamesTheAce0]

As a man, I can confirm that these men are not good men. I can also confirm that I am getting pop-tarts soon.

[@no.6854]

I know you don't know me but can you share a pop-tart? I know it's sacred but I'm in need of pop-tarts

[@no.6854]

@RudGrl can I have brown sugar?

[@zoe.l.s]

i’m 4 months late but can i have some?

[@k9_unit49]

Cool. Poptarts.😎

[@ActivelyCursed]

yumi, if you can manage can I have chocolate. (sry for it being 4 months late) poggers

[@mistymoooooor]

I love how Jack voices the "nice guys" in these posts with such panic as they brag about how great they are

[@Shaytan.666]

Especially at 11:18

[@saracecchinelli3740]

Yeah he portrays them as they really are lol attention starved and with the obsession to make you think they are nice so that they can get to what they want 👍

[@LadyZubat]

"In all 50 states the age of consent is 16" Really? Tell that to the 11 states where the age of consent is 18!

[@chrism2970]

Oof to that guy who’s apparently smart lol

[@anfellowautism8611]

From England. It’s 16 here.

[@sweetrepeat]

In my state it's 17 or 18 I am getting mixed answers here from Google but still I'm 15 and that still kinda concerns me that in some states it's 16

[@mleppp1546]

15 for me >:/

[@sweetrepeat]

@@mleppp1546 oh my is that the age of consent?

[@davidrose8336]

"Your parents will be disappointed one day." Bruh, one day? YOUR parents are disappointed NOW. Come back when mommy and daddy love you again.

[@ihavetowait90daystochanget26]

Lmaooooo

[@twomad1355]

@McMari no he burned the whole house

[@LunaP1]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@afj810]

you know the guy featured in the video can't see this right?

[@davidrose8336]

@@afj810 You've been on KZbin for 8 and half years, and post that? Ok. If you were new, I could see your confusion over snarky comments, but 8.5 years? Yeah no.

[@ameenie]

I now have just realized why some women are scared of men

[@reyiscoolest]

Most women are- men are scary ✋😭

[@deaththekid3998]

Congratulations 🎉 use this knowledge to become a better person

[@illchangemyusernamewhenith9130]

... just now?

[@MalO.ver1.0.x]

@@illchangemyusernamewhenith9130 Thanks, was about to write the same thing.

[@orihimeinoue7457]

@@illchangemyusernamewhenith9130 You're username😂😂😂

[@relaxingexscapes]

Lesbians; exist Nice guys: "Im gonna pretend I didn't see that"

[@felwinterslie8223]

Imagine using someone's emotions to your advantage. Sickening.

[@zetsu0737]

Yea

[@suriish3re]

Absolutely sickening*

[@notherelol]

Thats why i dont have emotions

[@rua3463]

Welcome to Politics

[@jonathancain8142]

It's what 90% of the psychiatrists do, using psychology against the person

[@cosmicexobyte6820]

"Btw I'm all 50 states it's 16" I can't tell if he's deliberately lying or he just needs a civics lesson, and possibly an English lesson.

[@zetsu0737]

Yea

[@mrgrumpy7264]

it's 16 in the UK here

[@cosmicexobyte6820]

@@mrgrumpy7264 He said in all 50 states, which is in North America. In Florida the age of consent is 18.

[@georgewashington7083]

At least where I live it's 18 and you get put on the sex offender registry for having sex (even as two minors lol, my state is f*cked). this guy is so obviously wrong it's not even funny. Though given Trump, he could genuinely believe that, if he is the same caliber of stupid.

[@nightmarekinggorb]

@@cosmicexobyte6820 A fellow hallownest dweller?

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

I seriously hate nice guys and nice girls. They are so annoying and think that they can get whoever they want but when they get rejected they act like they weren't so desperate in the first place. And I'm not talking about actual, nice guys and nice girls who are amazing people and know to not push it when they get rejected. I'm talking about the nice guys and nice girls on the subreddits.

[@jomarcelino7528]

The scariest part on all this is that this kind of people actually exist. Like, I know a handful of nicegirls and LOTS of niceguys. Like, my female friends sometimes just get to me and show these random guys who do EXACTLY like those in this video and we are just like that Tanjirou's face meme, looking at the despair of the creature

[@ahstiasummers5583]

Cause nicegirls and niceguys sit at about a 6/10 at best but somehow expect to find partners who are at least a 9/10 lining up to date them

[@Rotan_Paska]

Yes

[@Alan-hj8ch]

@@ahstiasummers5583- 6/10 is too generous I’d say a 2/10 at best

[@macgyver42563]

@@Alan-hj8ch I'd say niceguys/nicegirls are a *lot* lower than 2/10. More like -20,000/10

[@invis_potion]

Step 1: Grab a "nice" guy and a "nice" girl Step 2: Place them in the same room and tell them to start talking about what they do best Step 3: Grab a bio-hazard suit cuz things are about to get messy

[@plantainsame2049]

That might end badly what if they somehow breed

[@kuphine]

@@plantainsame2049 then pray their kids somehow survive through their entire childhood. One of the necessary needs for survival being constant therapy.

[@WynnWynn-gl3fk]

There are no “nice girls” just “nice guys” who are evil

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"I'm all 50 States" Really? I didn't know all Americans lived on some 16 year old

[@tyshred9251]

Yes we do. And did you suggest that shes fat!?@?!? Dont you DARE call her fat the pc culture will cancel you!!! Bigot!!! LOL :p

[@zetsu0737]

I am seeing you everywhere

[@theusa4052]

sethu mm77 I have too, but it started in 2017...

[@kinomankapospolita5593]

xD lol he's wide xD

[@jdwmyt]

Q: Why did the bicycle fall over? A: It was two tired.

[@dhwaneelkapadia3265]

as a guy, I disown these 'guys' as 'guys'

[@adfadge]

Hey uh so can we like not just eject one person into space can we like dump them all out in a trash can, where they belong

[@kamuihineragi4243]

Neill Wands how about an incenerator? Easier to burn them all instead! Might be loud... P.S.:I do not condone manslaughter in real life!

[@sana._.8040]

@@jadun I do too

[@adfadge]

@@kamuihineragi4243 I mean there is that lava pool in that one planet that we visit every so often, also am I the only one that wonders why there's so many people that want to kill us and then a screen pops up that says "victory" or "defeat" and how do we get revived every trip

[@stormsergeant6517]

@@kamuihineragi4243 I think it's better to slowly lower them into a grinder

[@xxxxkad]

"There are certain thibgs men prefer, being too tomboyish is not one of them." Aight chief, I guess Im not a men anymore.

[@twomad1355]

These NICE guys probably never seen a female dominator

[@thepacifistgirl7071]

Tomboy is my taste but I am stright

[@macgyver42563]

@@twomad1355 Their responses to dominant females would probably sound like this, "dOmiNaNt woMEn!?!?!?!?!? whAt KinD oF BaCKWardS logIC iS ThaT!?!?!?"

[@sangonomiyakokomi5764]

@@macgyver42563 They probably think men who date dominant women are closet gays lol

[@marlandboy3579]

I for one, (as a male) want to slightly be domonated by a girl. Where does that leave me lol

[@ZombieDasher]

Girl: is a lesbian Guy: You haven't met the right guy yet I swear to God those guys deserve to be alone forever

[@yaboihalen3492]

Fax,if they wanted to date men then they'd say so,saying shit like that is just scummy and fucked up

[@nathan9901]

"You havent met the right guy yet" There isnt one. And if there was, it will NOT be you

[@yaboihalen3492]

@@nathan9901 you’re speaking straight fax my guy or whatever you prefer to called

[@clickmyprofileforfreenudes6599]

sexuality is pretty fluid, but there are definitely boundaries. and those "nice" guys demolished the boundaries to serve themselves. pretty sad shit

[@jasonfraser7536]

The universally accepted response to those guys should be: "So am I to understand that you don't like penis because you haven't had the right one yet?"

[@alyseyer6366]

It's terrifying as a girl when you can't tell the difference between nice guys and genuinely nice guys. So you think youve got a good relationship going when suddenly they show their true colors

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

@@RobespierreThePoof yep.. i'm asexual and i just don't get it

[@reyiscoolest]

@@litchtheshinigami8936 I’m aromantic so I’m even more lost

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

@@reyiscoolest not sure.. because you don't want it at all. In my case i am completely repulsed by other humans.. however when it comes to movies and series whenever there is some alien that's my type personality wise i'm just like 😍 and its aids because well it's just not a thing

[@reyiscoolest]

@@litchtheshinigami8936 It very much is, it could just be that you have very high standards, maybe you’re not that sexually attracted to somebody as you are romantically.

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

@@reyiscoolest no because i am literally repulsed by the human form specifically..

[@thormalakowsky]

"I don't like using or relying on human things like money or cars" So your using the internet with your mind? or did you steal someones phone?

[@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775]

Well, to his defense, he is not "relying" on it. He is taking advantage of something. Which, yes, makes his argument dull and silly. If he wanted to not rely on human things, he would be talking people face to face or by ghosting them.

[@Rose-cq3bf]

And how is he going to get to her in 4 days where is he going to sleep? Are you going to meet her smelling like trash

[@GhostKrow_]

IQ 100

[@evernarten42]

The first one was literally like this: "I'm not angry, you are angry" said the angry person.

[@yaboilink2359]

I never understood people using "getting high" as part of their personality spread. I've always felt severe secondhand embarassment from that.

[@nathan9901]

Yeah it so obviously comes from insecurity. Its like that 5th grade thing of sMoKinG=cOoL

[@24flyingcats84]

@Don K And come heads, and smack heads and even people who are too stoned on weed all the time. Drugs alter your mood, behaviours and thoughts- often severely. So yes, they become your personality.

[@tiagobelo4965]

Well, easier spelling Jack than Jaques

[@zetsu0737]

Yed

[@OddishSupremacy]

Or Jeacques

[@mistman_161]

Djak

[@Zack_Zander]

ShinoBlak x Jesus Christ, what origin is that from?

[@grimkur]

Jean-jaques

[@ishouldbesleeping1144]

“Yeah so you tinder girls really gotta hear this You’re not that hot...” Okay so you’re on tinder why exactly?

[@MJHootHoot]

Ahhh the R/niceguy, one of the most fascinating subspecies of internet human. For some reason, they have rare appearances on youtube except on r/niceguys, where we can study them without consequences.

[@honse6794]

Hes probably gay

[@epicman9468]

ok but what if he is gay

[@ishouldbesleeping1144]

duck man ‘I want a woman not a little girl’

[@ishouldbesleeping1144]

epic man ‘I want a woman not a little girl’ but he’s probs gay, mgtow or both rn

[@raeman_ray382]

"I like making women feel good" *Also proceeds to tell them that the way they prefer to dress is off-putting*

[@DudeCalledDibs]

A serious face palm moment.

[@ladyv5655]

In his defense, a niceguy giving me fashion and grooming advice has never hurt my feelings as I don't care if they like my choices or not. It is actually a really good way to screen out the niceguys.

[@macgyver42563]

@Ivan Dude Not just one facepalm. I'd go for 200 facepalms and 100 face smashes against a wall... one preferably made of tungsten.

[@61936]

How to ruin you chances of getting a girl 1 : think that girls only want bad boys 2 : think nice guys finish last

[@GwenStacy.65]

Nice guys only finish last cuz they're letting everyone else go first

[@Domgingus]

Yo this sub-redit is so cringe yet so enjoyable

[@zetsu0737]

Yea

[@juless7548]

All these cringe sub-redits are just hilarious

[@darthslain]

i love it tbh.as hopeless as i am i at least know i will never sink this far

[@kaleighmichelle8709]

its subreddit, but yeah, i agree

[@juless7548]

Random Robloxian ya that thing is cursed

[@yveltals]

“being tomboyish isn’t one of them” not a problem dude i date woman EDIT: i figured out im trans and a dude now, still date woman tho

[@yellowmello1223]

Bruh I've been friends with a ton of tomboys before

[@yveltals]

Logan Pettit im talking about his stupid post i know dudes date tomboys to

[@3starsburningbright]

I'm lesbian HA Oh Lord remember when I thought I was lesbian? Yeah, well turns out I'm not even a girl. I'm trans. And pansexual.

[@anonymocha]

Bold of him to assume women only want to attract men 💀

[@jackadevil9746]

Man tomboys are cute tho.

[@samurailevi49]

“Your parents will be disappointed some time soon.” Me: “Too late for that.”

[@twomad1355]

Jokes on him I am an orphan >:)

[@soukenmarufwt5224]

My parents were diapointed in me the day I was born :) When you learn Apathy, you learn to move on with your life (besides therapy)

[@azkiaazly911]

I was once a nice guy. I found this subreddit and it changed my life options.

[@ghostofthemoon]

It is people like you that give the world hope I wish you the best of luck

[@azkiaazly911]

Thank you Meghan

[@Scrimblo]

I agree man. It’s one thing to own up to your mistakes, but to acknowledge change and bring it out there is incredible, good for you man 👍🏼

[@matiasaguilar2500]

A true character arc that many of us have to go through

[@kikosawa]

nice guys are like drug addicts. they never relay quit -_-

[@yzxull]

Jack is so sweet. He's not a simp, he respects women for who they are 😊👌

[@Anzorious]

But a cool one

[@virgindeadgirl]

Ethan Zono You got me in the first half ngl

[@endmeeeeeeeee1836]

Ethan Zono respecting women doesn’t make you a simp. It makes you the bare minimum. Everyone should honestly respect everything for what it is and not be called a simp for it.

[@Squiddy3633]

@@endmeeeeeeeee1836 SIIIIIIIIMMMMMMPPPPPPP

[@endmeeeeeeeee1836]

Donovan Robertson welp, I guess not being a sexist makes you a simp now, good to know.

[@Stealth_Element]

Hearing jack saying his name in vain is “jackass” just has some level of intelligence to it...

[@mikmak2102]

Should just start saying to guys “I know a place” and drop them off at a therapist 😂 especially if they are like these

[@thekingofhearts43]

guy: **talking to girl, and slowly calls her dumb** girl: **blocks him** guy: *P A N I K*

[@saturn6784]

Sees nonbinary *tips fedora* M'theydy Edit: Yes y'all can use this Edit 2: If the Enby in question approves.

[@servhive]

Me: sees this comment Also me: :D

[@deeznutz8616]

@@servhive D:

[@servhive]

why is everyone sad when i comment this

[@deeznutz8616]

@@servhive D:

[@servhive]

The Perhaps Cow explain

[@youhateitwhenispeakthetrut5075]

The one where the guy was saying some men don’t like that I would have responded with “what? Don’t like a woman who is more of a man then you?”

[@zetsu0737]

Ok

[@mix_tube1784]

Lmaoooo, i'm a tomboy and my boyfriend loves me the way i am :)

[@skeletonwar4445]

"Sometimes it takes some massive balls to be best girl."

[@kaepiper]

he sounded like he was projecting lmfao.. fragile masculinity must be a bitch

[@boltlight1244]

Why'd you go for his neck like that? Damn lol.

[@Joe-fb7gz]

I love how Jack's voice acting just OOZES with "I'm sad so I'mma just take it out on you" energy. Perfect for this subreddit. 👌🏻

[@InfiniteLegoWorks]

"Being too tomboyish is not one of them" *Remembers the whole Bowsette thing* "I dunno about that one chief-"

[@nextensi]

He's all fifty states? And still you wonder why people roast America.

[@HumanB312]

You just can't teach incel or whatever that sad excuse for a human male is called

[@ResidentMilf]

I thought it was because a circus peanut is running the place.

[@quabbl6939]

Petition for jack to say: hello everyone my name is Jack and I am high on crack and welcome back to emkay” for the intro

[@Prix-cp5qc]

Yes

[@sawyerbass4661]

"I'm just antisocial and want a really hot girl who stays with me because I give her lots of things that actually bankrupt me and make me resent her"..... "WHY WON"T GIRLS DATE MEEEEEEE"!!"

[@katiequeen2275]

1:47 this girl is tomboy, lesbian, or trans man and that guy just ain’t getting it smh

[@UwU-ye2hy]

These guys really indeed nice guys

[@haku_kz4586]

Delete ur account

[@mettatheone1705]

UwU I thought you were dead!? Last I heard, OwO drove his sword through your heart.

[@zetsu0737]

UwU

[@matthewhalo1799]

OwO We’re half way there OWO *NOTICES YOUR BULGE THERE*

[@suriish3re]

What happened to your brother 'OwO'

[@mickyiltopo]

Guy: Hi Girl: No Mature guy: understandable have a great day Immature guy: r/niceguys

[@khoiphan2990]

okay i’m sorry but if you reply “No” with a guy when he only said hi then maybe you belong in r/nicegirls

[@mickyiltopo]

Khôi Phan You're god damn right

[@Junodragon6780]

@@khoiphan2990 But what if they had this conversation before, and it didn't end well?

[@yoshikagekira2838]

@@khoiphan2990 more r/notnicegirls

[@lenorrcomer3178]

And that's why this subreddit exists

[@matthiasfloren2610]

What I hate is that they start blaming the girl for rejecting them. It's so childish and they call themselves superior. Lmao

[@cashwalk7253]

What’s even better is the flip on a dime- “Oh, you beautiful Princess of the Dawn!” “Sry, I’m not interested.” “-well your hair smells like poo anyways so pffffff!”

[@spinachdip7172]

Imagine a woman breaking into everyones garage checking for the nice guys building cars 😂😂

[@gdirrelevant2589]

Fun fact: tarantulas keep frogs as pets to protect their eggs and they protect the frogs thanks tarantulas

[@efj4624]

Thankie I needed that

[@zetsu0737]

Froh

[@DELLConigher]

e didnt need to know

[@grim5910]

Tarantulas are precious

[@Sushi-jx1xr]

Nice

[@NathanielKempson]

Demon that dosnt use human tech: uses a phone to text girls. ok bud

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Wouldn't a demon just pop up and be like "Hey-o! Rapin' time!"? They're demons. If they wanted someone, they'd just have them.

[@addisonb.1356]

@@WolfyFancyLads true

[@loturzelrestaurant]

If you want a cool Tomboy-Girl: Check out 'Tomo-chan wa Onna', the Manga.

[@protorandom9097]

"It's sad actually, there were times I thought you were different." Do you mean less than an hour ago?

[@serdarbro8275]

this sub reddit makes me want to be a woman, but the fact that there's a nicegirl sub reddit i just wanna be non existent

[@boltlight1244]

You can't win. People are crazy across the board -_-

[@galima2137]

You can be "it" :D

[@reyiscoolest]

Yeah- ✋😭

[@ratboy2]

join the enby clan~

[@nortlena3895]

💮 JøÏń the non-binary cult 💮

[@fruitjuiceandzerocoke]

"How to handle rejection?" Google: Get over it and move on. Bing:

[@greendinosaur562]

Guys don’t like tomboys? Why not? They’re one of da boys and all boys are homiesexuals

[@historicaldaily3245]

This is gold!

[@desairio7330]

Tomboys aren't "one of the boys"

[@Alan-hj8ch]

@@desairio7330- Sure they are

[@desairio7330]

@@Alan-hj8ch hell naw

[@Alan-hj8ch]

@@desairio7330 - Yes they are.

[@saejgnjan]

3:05 the fact that the username is ‘SophieIsA *Lesbian* Mess’ makes this even better 😭 or worse, idk

[@Rororishin]

8:18 *SIR, WHOEVER YOU ARE. PLEASE CHARGE YOUR PHONE -*

[@yeezus7290]

“In all 50 states the consent age is 16” I don’t think he knows other country’s exist

[@clickmyprofileforfreenudes6599]

I don't think he even knows his own country. That's not even true in America. I'd like to see him try to get a 16 year old in Washington.

[@billy_bear_cave8703]

Niceguys/girls are probably some of my favorite reddit readings. Helps confirm why I hate people.

[@BananaWasTaken]

Bold of the 16 year-old creep to assume they were in the US

[@The-eater-of-flesh]

How to ruin a first date in 4 words: "I'm an alpha male"

[@shouryasanjeev9284]

I genuinely pity the gals(or guys) who have to put up with this bs

[@zetsu0737]

Yes

[@shadowwolf7024]

Same. And the people who act like this are the disappointments of the human species.

[@Acidfunkish]

You want a housewife / maid, but you also want her to be financially and emotionally independent? Yeahhhhhh. That's not how that works.

[@usedtobebigboibob2166]

"ruin a date in 4 words" Auto-immuno defficiency syndrome.

[@indeeditiscirro]

Acquired immunodeficiency syndrome

[@reguluscorneas3387]

@@indeeditiscirro destroyed lmao

[@mrtrollnator123]

What does that even mean

[@lptotheskull]

What?! You mean insulting someone for their personal opinions on themselves and verbally abusing them WON'T cause them to immediately fall in love with me? It's Orwell's nightmare!

[@eemilwolfe6571]

"son these tomboys they packen more than the wagon there packen the DUMP TRUCK"-dutch van der linde

[@zetsu0737]

Ok

[@corirbd]

Your going to the GAY ZONE

[@yoshikagekira2838]

The guy that got allhis friends killed ah yes

[@brunobucciarati834]

@@yoshikagekira2838 I have two pretty hands

[@yoshikagekira2838]

@@brunobucciarati834 give me

[@uselessbisexualye891]

It’s people like those ‘nice guys’ who cause the whole ‘men only want one thing, and the prejudice against men.

[@veemon9009]

Let's just think for a second, these people exist, enough of them to make a subreddit. That's scary.

[@somone124]

Even creepier, there must be a subreddit full of these guys where they post stuff like that and seriously think that they aren't in the wrong.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

Tbf if a guy said "I will respect you" on our first date it would rase my red flags. Of course my future boyfriend is going to respect me just as I will respect him. I don't have to say it because it's obvious. It's a basic requirement for any good relationship. If he needs to say it then it means it might not be so obvious fot him

[@bronzz7102]

Some of those texts look like they're typed by a 3rd grader. Everyone reading this, you're a good person and you should ignore people like that, live a happy life!

[@simplypink8375]

thank you, you are a wonderful human being

[@bronzz7102]

@@simplypink8375 no u

[@simplypink8375]

@@bronzz7102 uno reverse

[@zoenszoen]

Uno reverse x2 You all da best!

[@pin9001]

He definetely has a harem. HE DEFINETELY DOES-

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What do sharks say when something cool happens? A: Jawesome!

[@chainerx2634]

@@jdwmyt yo wtf

[@face_yes]

@cringe @@chainerx2634he is just being C R I N G E

[@skeletonwar4445]

@@jdwmyt Wrong, they say "a"

[@handpng8436]

@@skeletonwar4445 just to be sure, you're talking about Gawr Gura. Right?

[@kiddo6925]

3:37 *knows shes a lesbian and still tries to contact her* Rlly tho man that's disgusting, I bet he must have thought he could "restore" her or something. Uhg all these homophobes and racists make me sick to my stomach.

[@bz_animations]

I love how jack does the "nice guy" voice when he's reading the nice guy's messages. It just makes it really funny

[@sana._.8040]

the people who disliked are "nice guys"

[@Eyeforwar]

What if I dislike THIS HAHA

[@sana._.8040]

@@Eyeforwar umm then... this would get disliked and I would really not care cuz if you don't like my comment you can dislike if you want no one's stopping you

[@alice-ct7hp]

@@Eyeforwar then u hate the video 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@exi8464]

Jack's fake crying when the nice guy gets rejected makes this 500 times better

[@LuciousCalebious]

Jack, your inflections when reading these are incredible. Grinned, laughed, and cringed most of the way through. Well done mate

[@kirtemoon529]

The “4500 y/o demon god” guy is literally the only adult I have ever seen who is chunibyo and I hate it even more now

[@maomaomi5434]

I'd tell you to check out the irl chuunibyous on deviantart, but I'm afraid you might run into some other things there that could scar you for life...

[@TerraCipher]

Love that they censored the name at 8:12 but then you can see who they were messaging, so...

[@benfletcher8100]

6:20 it’s not even about being a “gentleman” it’s about being a decent human being and not a perv

[@vexn3699]

Ugh... I don't really flirt that much, and I still can tell when I'm making a ridicule. So how in the world you get into the habit of "flirting", get rejected so many times, and still don't learn how to be more effective at it? I dunno, it feels like some people just think the problem is always the other, not oneself. I totally agree with you. People need to talk about this more in therapy, or something.

[@Rat-O-Tim]

They never learn

[@zombieguy4444]

The age of consent is not 16 in all 50 It varies from state to state, but a good rule of thumb is if she says no, stop approaching

[@deadenbyel]

No Simp September is the months alternative to r/niceguys

[@zetsu0737]

Ok

[@firstylasty9959]

NSS, October, NNN, DDD

[@sebastianparvu9653]

@@firstylasty9959 what ddd means ?

[@deeznutz8616]

No Oral sex octobor

[@penggao7034]

sebastian parvu “Dont do december” ? idk

[@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775]

I just love the way he reads it. He puts so much personality into it. I love it.

[@snoraco]

Jack the way you talked fast was amazing ~ it absolutely made my night so thank you very much!

[@ladyalicent705]

Him: In all 50 states, the age of consent is 16! Me: This may come as a surprise to you, but there is an entire world outside of America.

[@judithkroft5623]

Just got out of school and this us just what I needed

[@zetsu0737]

Ok

[@matyfenixcarmine]

Maybe yes, but were I live, we are un quarentine, so... We don't have school

[@scottrandolph9629]

@@matyfenixcarmine cool

[@00belen_p23]

How is posible that HATERS got here FIRST than ME!!!

[@zetsu0737]

Fest

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What do sharks say when something cool happens? A: Jawesome!

[@TheEvilEmerald]

@@jdwmyt the name... it suits you

[@lunnihyre4215]

@@jdwmyt dedicated to the act I salute you

[@rangerleaf1505]

@@jdwmyt hmmmm - Gerald of Rivia laughing at a joke

[@ericsonericson6278]

I like how jack actually makes this subreddit better to listen to

[@planetdesign4681]

Lmao Jacks “nice guy” voice once they start getting angry and start stuttering is perfect pffff im dying.

[@xshenro]

4 words to ruin a first date "wanna ruin the first date?"

[@giantdinoboy8264]

Yes using 5 words would ruin 4 words to ruin a first date.

[@Anzorious]

@@giantdinoboy8264 the worst thing is it probably will

[@nicholasr-m1631]

three words to all these men: NO ONE ASKED

[@kayleenmiller1559]

Almost every nice guy in the subreddit: *exploding in anger and salty tears*

[@gummy6337]

ok but jack is so respectful and understanding. we need more men like this

[@asgard_]

I love this red filter, it really helps when binge-watching EmKay at night. Could you increase it a little bit? That'd be awesome!

[@harveyweinstein9755]

Ruin a first date with four words: *I AM A VIRGIN*

[@WolfyFancyLads]

I'm pretty sure this would likely result in someone getting the horn if said to a dude. If said to a woman, she might find it cute or think that you're only here for the ungabunga, nah say nah say?

[@stealthbonus]

Another option if it applies, and kinda sad if it works: I am an Asexual.

[@grain2247]

@@stealthbonus ooof

[@ethanlancaster819]

@@stealthbonus ruin a date with a "nice guy"

[@wafflesthearttoad6916]

0:34 there are guys into tomboys Ever heard of tomboy outback?!?

[@Cre8iveExercise]

Why am I still seeing this subreddit? It’s turning my brain into a budget borscht soup

[@grandmaashley]

grandma approved

[@zetsu0737]

Ok boomer

[@GorgeousHotRat]

yay

[@justarandomperson7456]

I thought you died

[@sofaking.]

your grandpa is a firework

[@awkwardboi7183]

Grandma will you bake me some cookies

[@Qxincx]

Hot damn, it would be a battle of a lifetime between a nice guy and a nice girl.

[@luneral4328]

"The legal age in all 50 states is 16" But what if, now hear me out, I know this sounds like a pretty crazy idea...what if she wasn't in the United States? *Shocked pikachu face*

[@user-yr6uu1st6q]

Consent age*

[@alexandrebestboi5276]

I hate so much this kind of videos cuz they get my on my nerves and even so I still coming back for more. Damn you EmKay!

[@zerolovesslipknot]

5:18 if someone ever sends u a pic like this to make u "jealous" or something just tell them, "pull ya pants up mate, you're not a toddler anymore. oh wait, with the way you're throwing a tantrum it seems you are" i mean, thats what i did--

[@j0sh_lim205]

Speaks 4 languages: “*laughs in Malaysian*”

[@amirulamani1487]

Yo fellow Malaysian 🤜

[@literallyjase]

> I don’t like using human things > Using a mobile phone

[@DaltonHBrown]

"The swan song is a metaphorical phrase for a final gesture, effort, or performance given just before death." Brutal