r/quityourbullshit Special Feature: Faking an Apology with Jake Dufner

[@chillcatking9866]

The name Jake is obviously cursed, Jake Paul, Jake Dufner, Jakestin Beiber, Jakedolf Hitler, Jakeio Brando, Jake Paul again. I must get to the bottom of this

[@notsogreatsword1607]

Chillcat king Don't go down this road. The Jakes can't be stopped.

[@MrNyranger21]

Chillcat king shit.. you’re right. What should I do??

[@MayFlora]

Chillcat king I actually laughed at this

[@chillcatking9866]

Jake R. Immediate name change, its your only hope now 🙏

[@ephemeralexistence578]

Made my day lol💚

[@HELLSPAWN1050]

“You guys don’t even understand a FRACTION of this brain up here.” I’ll give him that one, it would be hard to comprehend an endless void.

[@iamatoaster2693]

You win the internet.

[@HelloItsMikkan]

True..

[@dfazen89]

This comment didn't get enough likes lol

[@DanielAyy]

@@iamatoaster2693 *Price is right theme plays*

[@nasinnarcotics]

REAL FUCKING TEA

[@ganzlove]

"I am one of the most creative people that most people have ever met' he's also the most humble

[@bathsleeper]

I, too, am extraordinarily humble

[@pastelsunset]

@@bathsleeper extraordinarily*

[@bathsleeper]

@@pastelsunset edited cheers

[@pastelsunset]

@@bathsleeper No problem

[@pyajamabottoms8792]

This whole interaction was really pure, and has legitimately brightened my day.

[@aisianpersonwhoeatsdogs2569]

“I didn’t burn down the orphanage officer, I *acted* like I threw the match at the petrol that I *acted* like I poured on the ground”

[@lils426]

“Officer I’m so very creative it’s all an act”

[@BinglesP]

"Hey! This isn't WATER..! This is... G-as?!" -Squidward Tentacles, 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘪𝘵𝘦 (Deleted/Unused/Alternative Scene)

[@Liggliluff]

To be fair, if it was just an act, it wouldn't actually be burned down. I think you can do it better. - Liller has the right idea; Jake was trying to be creative when he burned down the orphanage. It was art.

[@thecichlisuite]

"It wasn't fake, it was acting" so it's fake

[@randy473]

love ur icon

[@theironmuttonchops5398]

Nice icon

[@C-Herzog]

This just reminds me of the scene in Galaxy Quest where Tim Allen has to explain "Acting" to the Aliens.

[@stankfield9432]

Totally agree, also nice OFF icon!

[@rolffstone-fist6414]

its like "I wasn't stealing, I was just borrowing"

[@TimmyTam]

"It's not fake, it's acting!" I... I don't... Do you know what that word means?

[@mabelistrans]

Epic gamer fedora time

[@donnamitsuki281]

Isn't acting like faking stuff legally? Like... An excuse to have no consequences...

[@AmazingAutist]

@@donnamitsuki281 no. You get paid to illustrative story. What the fuck you mean get away with it? When you pretend to be a murderer enough film that's produced and directed you're not actually killing someone you're pretending to kill someone who's betrayed by another actor who is acting like they're getting killed. The fuck?

[@MrMCKlebeband]

@@AmazingAutist "enough film thats produced"... like "in a film thats prod...." you drunk?

[@sadtoast6122]

That's some word jitsu right there

[@manuelpereiroconde91]

>murders someone >talks to a camera >uploads the video boy what a smooth criminal

[@eevee1583]

Empisi9899 Some say he still uploads videos of his victims to this day

[@alicelovesminhyuk]

Someone tell Michael Jackson about this dude 🤣

[@Habibak]

Smooth Criminal style baby!

[@Emot1V3]

you've been hit by You've been struck by Demontitization

[@freogo]

Hey, you have to get internet famous somehow

[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

He’s just so thrilled that they wasted police resources on him.

[@floofusdoofus]

What else would you expect from a man like this. This man looks like he calls the police to order a pizza every other day of the week.

[@xpon2256]

@@floofusdoofus What's your emergency? Pizza hut close. No pizza help.

[@dipolarisland]

@@xpon2256 "911, What's your emergency?" "No pizza! Oh shi- don't worry sir, an ambulance is heading your way"

[@ayenyeinaung562]

this is r/delusionalartists

[@Buddrking]

Aye Nyein Aung 😂 yup

[@jimmypratt]

Ye but a plus ultra version

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

Also r/im14andthisisdeep AND r/iamverysmart ...you know what? He requires an entire new thread!

[@queenelizabee7246]

Aye Nyein Aung okaaaay

[@GreatWorkBoss]

Ayyyy I see what ya did there

[@blobfish5601]

Me: No officer, I wasn't chasing those kids in a clown costume with a knife, I was just acting like a killer clown. Cop: Oh ok, you're free to go.

[@Budderman18]

Blob Fish5 Budder

[@latinmoses8417]

Hey kids. You don’t understand the fraction of that acotors fa- “Actor” guts the kids

[@blobfish5601]

Coming to rewatch SorrowTV and finding 1k likes on a comment I don't remember making is a surprise to be sure

[@galactaiaj1202]

"I'm super creative, When I was 10, 11, 12, years old, I used to do like, um, I don't know" yep, super creative.

[@sorayaalcyone2726]

Um is super hard.

[@ewok_soup]

Couldn't even create a lie

[@utternonsense1998]

He does videos on Tasmanian devils now. Totally creative.

[@Halfwithero314]

"im the most creative person you'll ever meet" *all merch is logos in the middle of plain shirts*

[@zoealexander4323]

I hope Jake's arm is ok, It could be broken with how hard he's patting himself on the back

[@quicksilverlacey]

Damn that was good, lol. This was a pleasure to read & so accurate. Thank you.

[@noriciah]

"My mommy told me I was special!!" -Jake Dufner

[@MsKelly-os4kt]

noriciah yeah but she meant autistic

[@user-uk5jl6vt9n]

“When I was growing up, I remember being 10, 11, 12 years old.” Yepp

[@axolotlarson9384]

What a coincidence! Me too!

[@c10v3r]

We have so much in common!!

[@micahcantu5905]

Do you think he remembers being 9 years old

[@radekchrabota]

Maybe even 8!? 7!? It can't be! HE'S TOO POWERFUL!!

[@Lolo50000]

This is going to sound like madness, but 13?!

[@catlover-fp5ig]

This guy is a classic grandiose narcissist. He ticks every single box and the fact that this behaviour is rewarded by social media and youtube is somewhat disturbing.

[@Bimbologyexpert]

I agree... not to insinuate that all narcissists are dangerous, but this man unsettles the shit out of me, and the fact that he has an audience is... a little uncomfortable for me

[@NerdismOfficial]

He’s not really rewarded by social media anymore, his channel is dead as fuck

[@Redryder17]

Rayn Ashley that's bcus his viewers are all gullible 5 year olds

[@arizonagreenbee]

@EP No? It doesn't. It fits a "edgy teenager", but narcissist? I doubt it. Also, just looked through their playlist, it's all pretty philosophically nihilistic stuff. Again, edgy teenager. Not narcissist.

[@bgaming2297]

@EP Ok, but... *why,* did you look through his videos and stuff....?

[@graphite2786]

"I'm so creative!" (Thinks falling out of a shower in front of his brother is an acting highlight)

[@Reach_W]

Hey, if the choreography for this guy's mental gymnastics on "I didn't fake my death; I just tried to convince you that I died." doesn't show creativity, I don't know what can.

[@kesyadiandra8678]

Honestly I feel like he actually fell out of a shower by accident and went "yeah, I meant to do that"

[@0XBlondie96X0]

Kesya Diandra Bet it was the only time anyone has ever found him funny, that's probably why he used it as an example

[@Thatonedude917]

Click here to watch me fake my death while a masked man tries to cold start a chainsaw for 11 minutes

[@mikekazz5353]

Jake's inner mind: oh no they're laughing at me time to save face. Jake: haha got cha I fell on purpose screamed "oh shit not my face" on purpose. sarcastic Bro: sure oh I believe you. Jake's mind: yes he bought it I'm creative.

[@AlbinoAxolotl]

I’m genuinely concerned by how out of touch and narcissistic this guy is. He really thinks this generic, unconvincing, junior high school-level drama project stuff he does is in any way special and creative? If he was 10 I would give it a pass but he’s way too old to be thinking he’s that great. It’s unsettling.

[@-_oOtianaOo_-]

Truth!!!!

[@voidaspects9173]

He keeps saying he's the only one who's ever done anything like this, but... I can 100% confirm that's not true. the difference is, the people I have in mind actually succeeded in doing what he thought he was doing

[@starchilder734]

how dare you slander junior high school drama productions.

[@thepeanutgallery9980]

Jen Thompson that’s the true horror of blogger culture

[@wendyokoopa7048]

Took the thought out of my head. I'm not going to lie and say he's not handsome he is but that's about all he's got going for him. No one likes humble bragging. This is the septic tank KZbin's policies have now wrought. Censorship and narcissistics who humble brag.

[@connorthecarguy6835]

All I heard was "I'm sorry that you think I owe you an apology" and white noise....

[@TooMuchSascha]

What's funny is that chainsaws are one of the worst things to use to hurt somebody. They're made for cutting through hard, solid materials like wood and shit, so when you try to cut through malleable and squishy people, it gets jammed up and overall just kinda doesn't work the way you'd think it would. If a chainsaw is able to cleanly cut through you, you might have a bigger problem than the chainsaw.

[@linkadoodle9568]

You have experience in this don’t you

[@tristasayers1516]

I cant tellyou how many chainsaws I've ruined because of that. Sometimes you just gotta go old school and use a machete.

[@megaweasel706]

I think that was the point in chainsaws originally in horror films, your whole death via chainsaw would be AGONY

[@varunsvinu]

@@tristasayers1516 holdup

[@NylaTheWolf]

i actually didn't know that, that's really interesting!

[@blep8475]

He’s so creative he can come up with new words like biasness and every singlebody

[@zillailluhr]

Blep 😭

[@rotdeadlon2577]

"Every single body" It's about the same thing as saying "Every Fucking Body". That was invalid and he's just looking for content so hard.

[@noneofyerbisness8702]

All the single bodies. All the single bodies. Now put your hands up. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[@mina-hs6br]

"falling in love with a serial kille-" Wait what

[@temmie9997]

I wonder where this is going

[@mina-hs6br]

Temmie9 "how we have sex"

[@somethingweirds3375]

The off brand remake of "Oops, I Married an Axe Murderer"

[@zero28ism]

In love with a assasin

[@b.bird.]

Is this creepypasta x reader?

[@ajoajoajoaj]

Narcissism is a hell of a drug.

[@KhayJayArt]

ajoajoajoaj And thus guy needs to be in rehab

[@dumblehades]

“What do you mean it needs to be 24 hours before I can report a missing person!?” That’s not how that works, buddy. You report someone missing when you *think* they’re missing, no matter how long it’s been. If a cop told you that you can’t report until it’s been 24 hours, they could probably get fired for blowing off an emergency

[@Liggliluff]

Reminds me of the Swedish emergency telephone service person who at first denied help to a man who got shot in the head and himself called. Because clearly no one has survived getting something through your head ... clearly that service person hasn't got much through the head. - Help was sent later on, but the man died.

[@kabutoyakushi9739]

@@Liggliluff I mean, maybe he would've eventually passed away But holy shit, that person should be fired and banned from ever getting emergency service jobs in the future.

[@DonnaPinciot]

@@kabutoyakushi9739 You never know; people commonly survive intentional hemispherectomy (The removal of an entire side of the brain), and he was still conscious and aware enough to try and get help. If medical professionals could have gotten to him sooner, it's possible he could have lived with only minor complications.

[@silvan_gold9343]

Maybe the friend should have led with, "Also I have footage of a dude murdering him with a chainsaw."

[@billgordon8786]

This guy Sounds jealous or something. Like a little kid.

[@Index154]

Oh no it's Jake Dufenshmirtz

[@lunarstellarsolar]

-2 SH0TS 0F V0DKA - Doofenshmirtz is divorced, and that's how he's able to build all his inators, with the alamony check.

[@lamedrawings]

Index 154 Gold

[@cnber4558]

Sorrow the platapus

[@toshi2623]

-2 SH0TS 0F V0DKA - Preach

[@geekinc3293]

CURSE YOU

[@Forobryt]

"You don't understand a fraction of this brain" oooh r/iamverysmart is leaking

[@dnr-vs1lk]

So is his grey matter.

[@sabinastrash6813]

Dang.

[@Obe_Qwaet]

"I remember being like ten...eleven... twelve years old and I remember just in everyday life... I would... I would do things here and there.... I dont know how to explain it." For "one of the most creative people that most people have ever met" that was an inexplicably illustrative way of putting how special his actions and everyday life is. _𝓞𝓞𝓕.wav_

[@AnAverageGoblin]

He just explained that he had an imagination, something every single child has

[@sKadazhnief]

@@AnAverageGoblin welcome to the joke! How's it feel?

[@moldspores]

Obe Qwaet .wav

[@moldspores]

.wav

[@moldspores]

*.wav*

[@aarishowton8037]

As someone who sells art for a living, the two biggest warning signs that a creator is WAY up their own ass (and usually undeservedly) is 1) saying "I'm one of the most creative people... [literally anything goes here]" and 2) launching into a story about all of the creative things they did when they were a kid. Creative people don't need to tell people they're creative, and certainly don't need to use examples from a decade or two ago.

[@Liggliluff]

And if someone is willing to buy completed physiacl art from you, they can just look at the piece and judge for themseleves. If they are making a comission, they can look at your latest art and judge for themselves. There's absolutely no reason to brag, that just adds suspicion.

[@dollyp0p]

he is not faking an apology he is *acting* an apology

[@grayfullbuster2602]

Kitten *genius*

[@mashenka160]

we’re waiting for a video “apologizing for my apology” where he’s going to explain for another half an hour how he tricked us into believing he apologized

[@HelloItsMikkan]

Well its so bad he's nominated to Razzies

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Underrated comment

[@toils8722]

F A X

[@TheLegend1800]

"So, everyone is saying I did something wrong. Except, I'm a god, and everyone else sucks at life, so I didn't do anything wrong. Buy my shirts."

[@jaymoon2377]

"It's not fake, it's acting!" That must mean that Leonardo DiCaprio actually died in 1997 and that Josh Brolin is actually Thanos. Thanks Jake, now I know the truth!👍🏻 That apology at the end tho.. "I'm sorry that my actions upset you, but you believed me!! You believed my 'artistry' and it absolutely kept you glued to the screen, I'm prime acting material and my shit is art that no one has ever seen before, so hahah!" This asshole is gonna give me an aneurism.

[@sprtsfanatic1]

This is what happens when your "creativity" combines with your own ego and self-absorbed mentality. All climaxing to his own warped view and delusional view of what's ok. Faking your own death and classifying it as "art," is nothing new and he's too arrogant to apologize for his questionable actions that could land him in actual legal trouble.

[@skertskerty1198]

Idk how he couldn’t be self-aware of his own shitty acting, and poor set up of content 😂

[@lapotato9140]

to be fair, "fake" does not inherently equal deceitful or disingenuous. sure, the roles actors play are not real, but the performance is. parodies of existing franchises can achieve independent cultural merit, and breast implants may not be """natural""" but damn if they don't still exist. on paper i agree with him about this, but that said this man's entire life is fake.

[@dawnsavidge7051]

Lol your great

[@katiechambers1319]

Nah he died in 1912

[@floofusdoofus]

8:58 I love how Jake doesn't address the people who aren't fans, as if he thinks that everyone enjoys his content.

[@xSLWRTHNUx]

"Everysinglebody" he's discriminating against conjoined twins.

[@lpawowp]

Omg 123 likes ain't boutta fuck it up someone mention me when I'm legally allowed to like.

[@chipskylark5500]

@@lpawowp y'all clear my boi

[@isabellabeltran5907]

Nonono, he TRICKED you into thinking that he was discriminating against conjoined twins. He's just THAT good of an actor.

[@lpawowp]

@@chipskylark5500 god bless bro

[@duckcylinder9903]

That bastard

[@MuteMentalist]

How is it possible for someone to be this weird and yet so terribly uninteresting at the same time??

[@thehypest6118]

fuckin right?

[@alicefayxxo]

Omg yess 💯

[@sunnyfreshbreeze]

I meow after 3 beers and think I'm a cat and want to be petted and cuddled and use the word and too much and that's only the tiniest tip of the iceberg. If only I wouldn't be so shy and bad at using words, but since when do cats talk, right? :3

[@ifievertakeaselfiepleaseki8372]

This is what happens when you raise a child and just praise them all day and tell them how amazing everything they do is and not offer constructive critism.....or tell them to shut the fuck up when they are being an idiot This level of delusion is sorta veerin into mental illness territory Then again maybe he's playing the long game...fool children that much with this rubbish that when this sociopathic walking eyebrow starts murdering random strangers, people wont bat an eye lid other than to think the money hes earning hes investing in practical effects.

[@vision4860]

@@ifievertakeaselfiepleaseki8372 Hey hey, that's insensitive to actual mental illness. ...Okay I'm only half kidding. But seriously, mental illness is something medical, biological. Something you can't control with just force of will. Someone close to me has clinical depression, so I know. This... this is just a clinically mentally healthy guy who is a talentless idiot who thinks he's a doggone genius artist. At best he might qualify for narcissism I guess, but I'm not sure if that's connected to a specific mental illness.

[@thgritic102]

The fact that there are people who seriously believes the whole stalker series has me concerned.

[@SmashingSnow]

It was just like people believing the Mcjuggernuggets series

[@enchaentaed]

well that’s not hard considering all of his fans are 7 years old.

[@senobudd7404]

The fuck Is my previous comment deleted? Going to post it again anyways

[@happychicken4292]

Arrow Head Anime are just cartoons in Japanese? Don't see what's bad about it

[@VladDascaliuc]

Arrow Head What's your point?

[@futurestoryteller]

I'm amused by the idea that this guy's _entire_ KZbin career revolves around trying to convince his brother that he didn't fall out of the shower by accident when they were children. They are going to Walk The Line this guy's biography one day. Also, was his brother taking a shit, or was he like... _in the shower?_ Is their shower just installed behind a sliding glass door in the middle of their hallway?

[@shr1mpsush1]

This made me laugh, and I don't know why.

[@futurestoryteller]

@@shr1mpsush1 Probably because it's funny.

[@vertyisprobablydead]

...what how do you know that?

[@sampatterson8986]

The year is 2020; every Sorrowtv video is now a special

[@kappa2275]

good timeline

[@steelwhale7853]

The year is 2020; Sorrowtv is special

[@80808.]

Steelwhale "He isn't weird he's just special"

[@gygyuri2194]

‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ he's not retarded he's just special

[@opame1560]

would not be mad tbh

[@MrBlitzpunk]

Good thing the stalker have the heart to make the video almost exatcly 10 minutes long so it could be monetized What an open minded murderer

[@rui_si]

Akram Safirul yeah generous psychopaths are quite a rarity.

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

And how nice of him too to do the job of going onto the guy's channel and uploading the video for him without any worries about alerting the police. True generous souls are so rare these days

[@MrBlitzpunk]

When you're a murderer but still have a sense of responsibility and being a good bro in general

[@RinLockhart]

How sweet of him.

[@nesdenon4612]

And what a nice murderer that uploaded the vid for him

[@redsoxclover11]

Wait. So he has spent his entire life trying to prove he didn’t really fall out of the shower ?

[@brisagega461]

Hahahaha This comment made my day

[@buttersnow8707]

Yeah, looks like a serious delusion. From this day on he should be dubbed "shower boy"

[@denzelnganga1914]

Tooootaly didnt fall riiiightttt?

[@BenDover_Jr]

No, he ACTED like he fell out of the shower. Pay attention.

[@azza-in_this_day_and_age]

thats where youre wrong, kiddo! as an intellectual i myself C R E A T E myself outside of the shower 2 or 3 times a day. this guy created himself outside the shower ONCE... at least i dont fake my deaths, im just dead on the inside like other respectable folk. jk i dont shower with my brother in the room, and if some emergency happened and they needed to use the bathroom, i definitely dont intentionally pretend to fall out naked to make my brother whos taking a shit next to me laugh. miss me with that gay shit

[@shikiaura]

"You're alive? I didn't know you died and suddenly you're alive?!" I love your humor. It's so perfect

[@ToxRadio]

I can’t believe Jake Dufner single handedly invented imagination

[@dorsiewireman1077]

mackenzie reinhold Shit I guess this guy made everything before it was anything.

[@LLLadySSS]

Handedly ?

[@gdiaz187]

mackenzie reinhold LOL

[@scoutkirby144]

Did he try thinking twice?

[@iii8410]

Imagination was invented by Jake Dufner in 2016 when he tried to think twice at the same time

[@harlems]

*Officer I didn't rob that person* *I acted like I robbed that person*

[@rebelscum3900]

TheAppSmasher *LOL*

[@animalloverrr2000]

lmaoooooo

[@ValiantGeoDuck]

A method actor

[@undulycriticalobserver2510]

How much you wanna bet this’ll actually happen and end with the pranksters getting lit up by people who conceal and carry?

[@umok8433]

TheAppSmasher I didn’t cheat I acted like I cheated by cheating on myself

[@trainwhackk5321]

I love how Sorrow is doing content cops now

[@bombomos]

Makes KZbin streets a safer place to walk

[@laust-b33ch1ldd7]

The whole thing with “it has to be 24 hours to report a missing person” that’s false. You can report them even an hour after they go missing

[@jacoblees312]

leo honeyy;; I was just about to comment that, it’s such a dumb and possibly dangerous myth

[@Zeawsomee]

3:33 "JAKE, JAKE LOOK OUT! JAKE, IT'S THE STALKER! OH NO, HE HAS HEADPHONES ON, HE CAN'T HEAR US!"

[@iciclefox9901]

Airpods*

[@misterwuss5456]

Waterpods*

[@metenightcore2452]

Firepods*

[@iciclefox9901]

Until the firepod nation attacked

[@feromics2996]

*kidnapods*

[@alizacelemcentauri986]

Oh no, a serial killer is chasing me! If only there were professionals trained specifically to deal with this type of situation that you can just call with your phone!

[@iciclefox9901]

I wonder. Could it be team youtube?

[@Tw0Dots]

You mean Pizza Hut?

[@bluepheonix2455]

Oh my god! I think I have a stalker! Should I tweet Wendy’s™?

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

Aliza Celem Centauri a team of psychologists?

[@SandyHolmes0001]

his parents? i guess.

[@sunnie734]

"I'm so creative I can pretend to fall out of the shower." -_-

[@EarlyOwOwl]

Most creative people in history: -Albert Einstein: Created a ton of physics theories that people still use to this day, and are just now getting proven right. -The Beatles: Created music like no one had ever heard before and revolutionized the music industry. -Steven Spielberg: Created great film after great film. Simply a fantastic director. -Jake Dufner: Made some youtube videos about getting chased by a serial killer. He really fits right in.

[@theman_themyth_themoth758]

22:04 "The money I get from selling my merch isn't going into me, but going into me!"

[@spacequeenasmr6573]

Never seen this dude's channel before, but that murder scene was copied almost 100% from the movie Creep, where a videographer goes to meet a stalker, sets up his camera far away, sits on a bench for a minute, doesn't see the stalker sneak up behind him with an axe, and gets murdered. I guess the chainsaw was an original addition.

[@wibbywoo6176]

Chainsaw, the motorized axe.

[@graveyardrumblers]

Your biasness is showing

[@RealHankShill]

To be fair the chainsaw is a pretty original weapon to bring into the horror genre. You dont see it that often....

[@drunkenpipebomb8573]

@@RealHankShill well except for Leatherface, but he isn't too famous

[@anonymoussecret5948]

@@drunkenpipebomb8573 r/whooosh

[@mashenka160]

we’re waiting for a video “apologizing for my apology” where he’s going to explain for another half an hour how he tricked us into believing he apologized

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

watch me falling apart Or rather how he tricked us into believing he *wasn't* apologising. 'I'm just kidding guys, I'm not narcissistic or anything. But as you can see, I'm so creative that I made you all *think* I was an asshole. Man, I was stunned to see all the people in the comment who actually thought I was an asshole. I can't believe I'm creative enough to have tricked you guys'

[@sharkinawineglass]

Ah. Yes. If anyone ever has a problem with you, just call them close minded and ignorant.

[@pjnoonan1423]

Works well for most political groups. I don't see why it wouldn't work for a talentless vlogger type who doesn't have any real defense for his idiotic actions and subsequent consequences, when any number of political zealots can point the finger, cry some buzz word, and feel validated by aligned news sources. I fear that someday these words will lose all meaning, due to overuse and use out of context.

[@will-ie6to]

By the way, it's a myth that you have to wait 24 hours to report a missing person. If you have legitimate reason to believe someone is missing, report it right away

[@americanninja1200]

Why was his brother watching him shower

[@angelopasia1439]

I smell incest

[@chichoo9846]

r/familydick

[@integralinsanity1641]

Yaoincest

[@katiechambers1319]

Hahaa that’s what I was thinking 😂

[@misterwuss5456]

🎵 Sweet home Alabama 🎵

[@RaspBerryPies]

10:31 FUN FACT: The 24 hour missing person thing isn't true. You CAN file a missing person report before it's been 24 hours. You can file it as soon as it has happened, the reason people get confused is because work places talk about how they HAVE to file a missing person report after 24 hours. That is the maximum amount of time a company can go without filling out the report. This doesn't go for all places that's just where the confusion started with some company's having that rule.

[@anamariazambrano2404]

Life hack: The most sincere apologies always have the word “but”

[@lasko1828]

He calls himself creative, but I bet he can't even create a generic Sonic OC.

[@phelanlawson8384]

As long as he stopped being friends with sonic because he was faster than him its okay.

[@0A-tor]

Chris chan

[@noirbe238]

I obviously can. My OC’s name is Jake. He loves the colors black and red because he’s dark and mysterious owo! He loves his fans and I can’t fucking continue it’s too bad

[@eileenk750]

can anyone truly create a "good" sonic OC i feel like it defies the laws of nature

[@tacosaurus3517]

OHHHHHHHHHH SHOTS FIRED

[@conor_obrien]

just looked at his channel again... he renamed the video in question “SHORT FILM”... heh

[@lugoorstar]

He was acting the apology!!!!!!!!

[@queenelizabee7246]

*AND THEN EVERYONE STARTED CLAPPING*

[@aydenburgess905]

10:30 see that's how you REALLY know it's fake, no police department or 911 operator will actually give you a waiting period on reporting someone as missing

[@WorldzMo5t3pic]

Do _all_ vloggers hold their cameras this close to their face? I'm not joking when I say this, he made me genuinely uncomfortable.

[@ibogdan28]

It's hard to hold it far away with only your hands

[@WorldzMo5t3pic]

David Sho Zoom out? He's obviously zoomed in a shitload given the slack in his arms.

[@AnastasisGrammenos]

Yes, all vloggers are annoying

[@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa]

Well they do seem to love their faces a lot

[@rolffstone-fist6414]

they have a sexual attraction to their cameras

[@galladeguy123]

"I'm sorry that you *perceived* what I did as wrong"

[@lunalevandoski]

GalladeGuy honestly he is such a fucking doorknob

[@babs6059]

He makes me hate the word "creative"

[@zerolayne8245]

Same with me and girls saying they're "Quirky."

[@redscar1973]

@@zerolayne8245 same with guys who say they're like the Joker (2019)

[@Witzke231]

It bothers me that people think it's okay to fake traumatic experiences, especially ones dealing with crimes. Faking a murder, robbery, assault, stalking situation, or other related events is not okay. It can become out of control very quickly, especially if someone takes it the wrong way. Crimes are a very serious manner and if someone calls the police on account of a video of someone faking their death, you have just wasted the time and broke the trust of so many people. Trauma is a real issue. Faking trauma as a way to get views is unacceptable. Stand up against this behavior now.

[@thomasjardine2108]

r/iamverycreative There should be a subreddit for people like this

[@littleGTZ]

Jardine Films r/DelusionalArtists

[@dankfam6686]

Jardine Fims This could definitely work.

[@corviniix7133]

That should exist.

[@dankfam6686]

shroom man For real?

[@greatpower6063]

there should be...but then again there's always r/iamverysmart

[@westep4273]

Jake turn around Jake JAKE *JAKEEEEEEEE*

[@Bee-bup]

Jake? Jake! JAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!

[@vicentetemes5793]

*JAKE THERE'S A* *THERE'S A GUY WITH A* *JAKE THERE'S HE HAS A CHAINSAW JAAAAAAAA*

[@craftykit2242]

Oh god he’s got headphones on, he can’t hear us!! Oh god this can’t be happening!!

[@E-Eyes]

Snake

[@Snax000]

will What's wrong Jake? Jake, JAKE, JAAAAAAKE

[@200angrytoads5]

My unwritten novel is more creative than this dude

[@karkatvantas5899]

@mipmipmipmipmip and all through the house

[@Tw0Dots]

not a creature was stirring...

[@roadworkahead4187]

I’m writing a two page story in 8th grade and it’s more creative then him.

[@crypticcryptid4702]

@@roadworkahead4187 My fanfiction that I wrote in sixth grade is more creative than him.

[@c10v3r]

¡ ! Not even a mouse..

[@doodlethealien8889]

A shirt with a single word: CREATE. How CREATIVE. What a BRILLIANT young man.

[@tristasayers1516]

If I become a youtuber, my merch will be a shirt that just says MERCH

[@swainschair]

😂😂

[@krisdoesart9643]

Trista Sayers I would actually buy that

[@tristasayers1516]

@@krisdoesart9643 it's better than his tbf

[@callmeanon660]

I mean, atleast put it on multiple times so it's a pattern

[@conundrumofesoterica6417]

“You guys don’t even understand a fraction of this brain” “I don’t think your brain understands fractions”

[@thetimekeeper955]

As a writer, I feel I should say that there's little about staged murder that's truly creative; in reality, it's largely a creative copout. Stalking and murder-violence in general-have an inherent level of drama because they trigger people's natural animal obsession with life and death, which lures amateurs to believe you don't have to put in the effort of _creating_ drama (because they don't know how). They all make the same mistake: "How can I be edgy and get attention? Hey, I'll fake my death! Any attention is good attention, after all!" Arguments and other conflicts are a lesser violence, but are similarly copouts. Creativity is about making something out of nothing. Stalking is already something. Murder is already something. _Violence_ is already something. Alfred Hitchcock is credited with saying, "Drama is life with the dull bits cut out." In other words, real drama is buried and has to be fished out; he didn't say anything about violence because it's typically the end of drama. Stephen King's most popular books are psychological thrillers; while they have violence and gore, those aren't the centerpieces of the stories because they're just a byproduct of the truly scary part-how twisted the human mind can be. There are plenty of other examples of quality drama that don't rely on the foundation of death, but I think I've made my point. The fact is, if you're truly creative you generally try to avoid death (particularly of the main character) because usually that means the end, and then the story is over. If such conflicts are appropriate to the plot, then by all means. But if you're just going to _deus ex machina_ that shit after it's all said and done, you should be looking for a more suitable drama than murder. If this guy wants to be an actual artist in some medium or another, more power to him. But this was trash. If he's half as intelligent as he seems, in five or ten years he'll look back at this "story" and realize what a huge, steaming pile of shit this is. Maybe he'll make another video that reanalyzes the whole thing and explain that he was immature and inexperienced then. We can but hope.

[@copper4855]

The Timekeeper holy shit this is a super underrated comment.

[@ravene9978]

I agree with you even though I didn’t read the whole comment holy shit.

[@Ze_eT]

Death can be done, but it has to be cleverly written. Infinity War worked not because it was half of the universe but because of how much it is being build up to.

[@compositebow151]

Im just gonna pretend i read all of this and like it k

[@grey6830]

I read the whole damn comment and agreed with all of itttt!!!!! This should be at the topppp🙏♥️!

[@emilyjewelle3301]

He's just too creative. Man, all those ten year olds don't even get the level of creative power in that brain of his. He's, like, *SO* creative his eyebrows are going all Wiley Coyote and shit! Damn. Now, *that's* some *intense* creative creativity.

[@sturg1853]

Shut up bitch

[@tylersyaboi]

STURG do you not get jokes or sarcasm

[@sturg1853]

Tyler's Ya Boi It's pretty obvious this was sarcasm. You don't get my sarcasm :/

[@brianisme6498]

Emily Jewelle 😂

[@OnyxNuva]

STURG r/wooosh

[@KarateStereo]

Imagine being so narcissistic that you were still hung up about falling out of the shower one time.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Ah, the classic “I’m sorry you feel that way” apology video

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

Pajamapants Jack Channel Awesome better file a lawsuit

[@vixen_9962]

Are you the new Justin Y? I see you everywhere

[@paulturner4503]

and then he goes on and brags about how he’s the greatest actor ever

[@nova_archive]

*sigh*

[@AmaryInkawult]

That excuse normally applies to SJWs due to their oversensitivity and lack of drive to work on that. But doing it to people who have tangible evidence that you have wrong them...yeah that takes a special kind of stupid

[@onichat]

If this guy climbed his ego and jumped to his creativity he would die instantly.

[@riks081]

onichat lol perfect 👌

[@rui_si]

😀😁😂

[@DarkPeter]

Not instantly, the fall would be too long

[@robsyko7783]

That roast was more creative than his entire career

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

He'd probably die of thirst or hunger long before he even reached the bottom

[@amelialately]

Just a Quick PSA: you don’t need to wait 24 h to report a missing person. Those hours are crucial. I know it’s from a fake video but it’s a common misconception

[@syntaxerror9994]

Swelia I was gonna comment on this too... probably one of the most dangerous myths Hollywood has perpetuated.

[@71dembonesTV]

I wonder why Hollywood would perpetuate a myth like that?? Hmmm?? I wonder...

[@metademetra]

Evidently if you can’t find a child after 24 hours, statistics suggest thaaaaaat you may *never* find them.

[@AK-jb4oi]

because it's convenient for the plot of the movie

[@71dembonesTV]

A K is it? For all movies? Why couldn't they just call and report the person missing right away? If the plot doesn't involve them being found right away; they don't have to be. "Convenient for the plot" doesn't cut it for me

[@eflarsen]

i still think about "jake i didn't even know you died, and suddenly you're alive" all the time. hope you're doing well, SorrowTV.

[@laphalène]

His eyebrows are my nemesis.

[@wibbywoo6176]

I will fight alongside you.

[@thehypest6118]

they're fucking killing me

[@claritey]

Do you think he styles his eyebrows like that on purpose or if that's just how they are naturally?

[@berilo.8044]

@@claritey Pretty sure he styles them this way... Damn. That's depressing.

[@JayBigDadyCy]

Yes. Super distracting.

[@hunterlisle1171]

OH MY GOD He used the urban myth that it has to be 24 hours before someone can be declared missing I didn't think anyone believed that anymore

[@Fanrose2475]

And it's illegal for police to turn down a citizen's claim for something as a kidnapping

[@goten259]

Not to defend him or anything but the police wait atleast 24 hours before they start looking(at least where I am). The idea is they will come home by then. My Mom once reported an adult missing.

[@chth7967]

Anuni the Muss Children don’t fit into the 24 hour rule. Adults do because they may not be missing.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I did, but I have no faith in the police, and have never needed to report a missing person.

[@kxloux8466]

Yeah you can report someone as missing in under 24 hours, but after that its put on amber instead of green so the search is amplififed

[@christophermoore7764]

It seems like he suffers from a very worrying case of Narcissism, Delusions of grandeur, heightened arrogance... Yeah... I'd recommend therapy, possibly meds,

[@jenishs684]

christopher Moore a noose?

[@samuelh.2118]

Thank you for the diagnosis, Doctor Moore. But really, he needs to overdose on sleeping pills.

[@akshatghoshal6098]

Samuel H. Haha good one

[@j3in725]

Aren't most KZbin vloggers? Like Jake paul for example?

[@user-mk8ch1ew6k]

Seems like you suffer from ignorance and overconfident analysis based on no research whatsoever

[@BVluver4ever]

*Logan Paul* : "Hey kids. Look at this." *Films dead body* *Jake Dufner* : "Hold my beer..."

[@fatherkumquat3892]

I Wish For Freedom no

[@Liggliluff]

Well, first Sam Pepper faked killing a person in front of a friend of theirs ... then Jake Paul films a dead body and making jokes(? I never watched the video) ... then Jake Dufner made a video about being killed ... and this year, Jaystation faked the death of his girlfriend. It's like they never learn.

[@radio9677]

didn't Logan Paul film a dead body?

[@claudis.4015]

@@radio9677 Yes, it was. Jake is the one selling crap to children & calling it "content". 😅

[@mr.jameson218]

When you try to bring up a dead meme and fuck it up. :(

[@BlazingSerenade]

the 24 hour rule is a myth - if you feel anyone in your life is missing and you have a reason as to why (known stalker, missed curfew etc) then if within reason - do call

[@femalepresentingsurelis7476]

my dad is missing but it's been years

[@RedRogue]

Personally I am far too distracted by the dude's barcode eyebrows to pay attention to anything that comes out of his mouth.

[@RedRogue]

I wonder what constellation his freckles make up.

[@RedRogue]

I figured it out. It's totally the big dipper, but his huge-ass nose broke the handle off.

[@Vincent_A.]

RE S genius

[@j3in725]

Oml😂😂😂

[@joanthemad5894]

Lol

[@Neceroe]

You dont actually need 24 hours to report a missing person just probable cause.... Which extensive time missing is. The first 24 hours is actually the most critical in finding them friendly tip for everyone

[@eileenk750]

yeah without probable cause for adults (at least where i live) its 48 hours i think they only passed tht part off because all there fans are literally 6 just a smol thing on something that makes e mad with kids they say if they arent found in 48 hours they are probably dead yet you wait 24 hours to find them THATS HALF THE TIME

[@UnicornDeathCupcake]

When he says "literally nuts," I'm thinking pecans, walnuts, peanuts, pistachios, etc.

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

That’s all that’s in his head, so it’s accurate.

[@murderouscroww]

his video screams "weird flex but ok"

[@maninredhelm]

I'm not surprised that KZbin's platform attracts deeply deluded narcissists like Jake, but I'm stunned to learn that there's an equally delusional audience out there eagerly awaiting their content.

[@seriouswithdaysoff]

"OH NO!! I JUST SAW MY BEST FRIEND GET KILLED ON CAMERA BY HIS STALKER!! Oh well better take the camera home, edit the video, and upload it to his channel."

[@bluesoulchris6230]

Serious(WithDaysOff) .The killer must've thought the same thing as well.

[@HighGuy69]

Serious(WithDaysOff) and monetize the fuck out of it!

[@MarioMamTess]

I like how this guy was calling himself a creative mastermind, praising how this is a creative idea no one has ever thought of... While Mcjuggernuggets did something very similar to this years ago.

[@randompromises1038]

@Liz Lee jake could never try to match the level of marble hornets

[@MrBlitzpunk]

r/delusionalartist

[@numisigfusson9574]

Akram Safirul artist?

[@BeanEireannach]

But if the alleged "stalker" took the camera, how did people think the video got uploaded to KZbin? I guess his audience must be mostly kids

[@Vincent_A.]

Bean Éireannach I thought about that too

[@gege0298]

*when was there any doubt about his target demographic*

[@rotdeadlon2577]

He supposedly took his laptop and everything and since his laptop is already logged in, he could upload it. Exit to the left, thank you.

[@eileenk750]

his audience is definitely kids nobody else would believe him and accept his "apology"

[@Fanimati0n]

I honestly believe that he just didn't think that far ahead & figured he'd cross that bridge when he gets to it.

[@LithuniumSnowx]

-SIGHHHHHH- this is the hardest comment I’ve ever had to make

[@Pearg0ld]

Lithunium Snow I really like your hair it has great luster

[@sadboisombr]

I didn't want to make this comment but I got so much hate from the last one

[@halomaster2137]

Lithunium Snow probabably the hardest thing you’ve ever done.

[@molIymawk]

this is unrelated but you are the prettiest person i have ever seen oh my god

[@OnBrandRP]

Not the hardest thing I've ever done. Giggity.

[@addicted2mako]

4:30-4:48 It’s ok, Mr. Serial Killer. Performance issues are a normal part of life

[@katy8265]

"What's your favorite idea? Mine is being creative" -Jake Dufner's mindset

[@NylaTheWolf]

I was thinking the exact same thing!

[@skeltheshapeshifter2697]

"How do you get a (original) idea?" -Also Jake Dufner probably

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

**green is not a creative color**

[@rea.neeko.artemis]

onision but the honesty is replaced with creativity

[@Genderanarchy]

rea LMAO

[@beepboop1989]

rea i love your pfp

[@HighGuy69]

rea acting! Not creativity haha Edit: just watched the whole thing... I'm sorry for doubting you

[@CvntyChupacabra]

Oh shit you’re right...

[@rea.neeko.artemis]

coldwaffle flaffle thanks, i love your handle :D

[@repuaceuold4204]

r/thathappend + r/iamverysmart + r/quityourbullish = jake dufner

[@oppakunn328]

R/iamveryopenminded

[@ryanhernandez1877]

r/ignorethehaters

[@yourereadingmynamearentyou3699]

r/delusionalartists

[@torreywhiting5402]

Kinda r/niceguys

[@blizzardl]

R/delirious “artists”

[@dekelyosifon]

Just imagine him going "The girls I've been with didn't fake orgasms, they *acted* them"

[@beardedemperor]

Just for the record, the idea that someone has to be missing 24 hours before police will consider it a missing person is a complete myth. ESPECIALLY if they are under 18, which I assume this idiot is. You just need reasonable grounds to believe they aren't at the shops or broken down somewhere. In fact, the first 24 hours are crucial in missing persons cases; after that the chances of finding the individual alive get much, much lower.

[@dodgersdoon1130]

Bearded Emperor pranking the police is a felony also

[@shaeflatt620]

That's reassuring

[@krusher181]

He looks perpetually 18.

[@sKadazhnief]

@@krusher181 maybe he's a vampire

[@RinLockhart]

It's not like he actually called 911.

[@solaire7046]

This jake guy seems like a really sad little man I kinda feel sorry for his constant need of validation

[@spookyhden10]

if it was “acting” and if he was so “creative” he would’ve created characters instead of real people. he would’ve created a script, storyline, etc. jfc

[@MrCount84]

True

[@MrCount84]

hayden bolcato I was thinking why doesn’t just put a disclaimer saying, this is not real but for entertainment purposes.

[@MrCount84]

hayden bolcato he has so many other options.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

His "apology" was literally just "I'm sorry you feel that way"