r/Rareinsults | They are the same person

[@Jolight.]

Jack: keep hugging Carson! Didn't age to well buddy

[@jaredtomongha1342]

Unlike the west

[@Feral_cockroach121]

OOF

[@goldiethecat210]

Weird how it’s not the only that that aged poorly in the very same video.

[@lanihoaglan8797]

The second dude looks like he’s from one of those TellTale Walking Dead games.

[@badabingus8304]

I love those games

[@Anderwreckzz]

@@badabingus8304 I love the game's but they hurt me emotionally so I hate them but I love them. Ya dig?

[@aw3someop0ssum]

Ok

[@tord6725]

“He will remember that”

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Yeah I'm a buffet owner alright... The buffet will be empty by the time it opens

[@willsotheraccount2464]

@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic6007 Probably not

[@reinaemiya]

The adventures of Kim Jong-un

[@Steven-xg3pj]

That's a self-bur-

[@skeftz9878]

If i was fat and went in your buffet to eat, ill come out skinny

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

When you run, it’s like watching a Vietnamese barkeeper chasing a G.I. who didn’t pay for his drink

[@StitchedStuff]

"Infinity war is the most ambicious crossover in history" Me: FakeJake in emkay

[@Scp-zq4si]

No no no, Its Emkay and Geofilms

[@ConekQ]

@@Scp-zq4si didn’t Geo change his setup for money over quality

[@Scp-zq4si]

@@ConekQ yea

[@hisyam1664]

i am confused on the replies above

[@0ofambagon0ofambagon70]

@@hisyam1664 You are just soy sauce, can't blame you,

[@BigYosh]

This channel is for people who want to use Reddit but don’t want to use reddit

[@daota4549]

I’ve never been offended by something that’s true.

[@SwedisGamer00]

TMG Joke embodied

[@jonathanh.3390]

Sad noises* it's true

[@AndreIguodalaFan55]

Even though I have reddit, and use it pretty often, I still watch this channel.

[@sasham9144]

Wrong I watch it for Lexi because I support her and she makes me feel better about my life

[@pokebill9901]

This dude looks like he’s wearing frozone’s suit that was blended with cotton candy

[@TheWoolyBear]

Poke Bill time frame please

[@pokebill9901]

7:04

[@MonsieurLizard]

Dang...He does look ook like a cotton candy covered frozone.

[@lavenderfields.]

He looks like my old gacha oc from june

[@jinodapuppet]

WHY DOES CONAN LOOK LIKE A YOUNG CARL FREDRICKSEN.

[@tinniesealjiji]

Bhahaha

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

He looks like he’s still dodging the Vietnam draft

[@lavenderfields.]

@@ghazghkullthraka9714 I-

[@monkeman2954]

I always love this subreddit, especially when I’m not expecting an insult. Very good to listen to when I build my LEGO. (I’m a collector).

[@Sturm_and_Drang]

Fun fact: it takes longer to say WWW than World Wide Web

[@roccoleader279]

Huh. Neat.

[@gibbous_silver]

I pronounce WWW exactly how it sounds

[@KishinAubrey]

my brain when i see www: world war wone

[@oceanic5031]

I really, REALLY want to dislike rn but I can't. Have a like

[@HalfBakedPotatoWedges]

Really? I thought it stood for World War Won

[@theforestofhatheron1582]

"keep hugging, Carson." oh no

[@kingcrimson3873]

He predicted the future

[@hortasiscool8098]

@@kingcrimson3873 i dont get it

[@melizelerm7722]

Kid gets detention, Todd Howard: It just works.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

That contestant out roasted Simon Cowell

[@esmineldraaybara6975]

every video i watch has ur comment on it ....

[@GoldenDaggerProductions]

@@esmineldraaybara6975 yeah

[@midnightgamer2158]

Simon Cowell is an absolute legend

[@jeramiejimenez1590]

Jack, Lexi and Robin reading good subreddits is my christmas present

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

What makes an insult rare? It has to be cooked right. *drum effects*

[@claudiaborges8406]

Jesus.... I’ll upvote ya anyways, you deserve it

[@Skovul]

Not being mean or anything but it’s called a rimshot jsyn

[@0ofambagon0ofambagon70]

Hope you're enjoying fatherhood

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

@@0ofambagon0ofambagon70 I’m a child.......

[@0ofambagon0ofambagon70]

It's kind of a dad joke

[@bvttew_miilk8793]

Day 12 of asking for r/breadstapledtotrees

[@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz]

When will they do r/breadstapledtotrees We will never know

[@personaaageek1352]

They need to do the r/breadstapledtotrees

[@Skovul]

Reddit.com/breadstalpedtotrees

[@Green-iv4lw]

@@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz Did you mean know?

[@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz]

@@Green-iv4lw yes, I've fixed it

[@theldraspneumonoultramicro405]

"how does a grilled cheese sandwich fight?" well, you could try and shadow box infront of a mirror to get a hint.

[@charax-1]

"Matt you circus peanut of a human the war hasn't even started yet" Clan wars: people don't even attack these days! They just wait till the last 10 minutes

[@TheHotBlade]

Where Frisk?

[@charax-1]

Hot Blade being possessed as usual how's your hot bladed armor?

[@tigerstale2634]

This is literally the most creative insult I've ever heard.

[@xtimes3952]

CoC

[@TheAlkey55]

dammit you beat me to commenting about that

[@damonnomad3422]

5:20 more like a cross between Keanu Reeves and Peter Dinklage

[@thebeespringler]

EmKay sounds like something a person in their late 40's would use to stay "hippeth with thine kiddiths" yet it makes them sound like a buffalo discovering what snake oil feels like.

[@johnbeam6302]

Here, children, we observe a “rare” insult. But, just because it is rare, doesn’t mean it is good.

[@thebeespringler]

Fair enough. You win, John

[@demetria-n]

@@johnbeam6302 You seem like the type of person to accidentally eat someone else's boogers, and like it.

[@stressnuggetarchives8993]

The Technoblade compared to Mr. Beast though That's very unexpected yet true at the same time

[@the-rickster]

"You're the kind of person who would go out for Thai food and say 'Garacias' to the waiter" - My native friend to my white friend

[@pawmotmasuku]

Is it just me or is the quality of the voice a little bit worse than normal?

[@Beto-b3d]

Yea

[@forsbom90]

Sounds like he's over to the left for me. Really disturbing 😂

[@feywildheart2878]

My left ear enjoyed this video.

[@denoizewan7999]

13:59 I assume that's Joji. He actually made a video messing with dead rats back when he was FilthyFrank. That insult is super accurate.

[@GGolden2500]

8:10 As someone named "Christian Israel" I felt that

[@scoutmclout4506]

merry christmas!

[@maireadscott3256]

You too🎁

[@rikotherengokustan8111]

You too

[@yuriusutr7284]

No u

[@themedievaltimesyt]

Merry Christmas mate

[@halogamer8998]

You too

[@trovior]

The mr. Beast without the will to live is Technoblade...

[@shouryasanjeev9284]

"You can either have the will to live or be no.1 in potatoes" -Sun Tzu

[@stickboi922]

“If fighting is to result in victory, then you must FIGHT” -Sun tzu

[@omgfiredragon]

Are we even surprised at this point?

[@leonardoacuti9885]

I See you are a man of culture as well

[@stickboi922]

@@leonardoacuti9885 me? Or the other guy?

[@ChickenNugget-lu4uq]

Merry Christmas to everyone watching this video

[@basilleaf459]

You too!

[@inky5183]

merry christmas

[@cheese4kgaming]

Your my favourite food come here now

[@Stanley_gaming427]

@@cheese4kgaming fine, I guess you are my favorite food come here....

[@gare_bear72]

Marry Christmas man!

[@catguy5425]

5:17 He looks like either Nick Reeves or Keanu Cage.

[@zaksrdanovich9649]

14:03 Doug literally reviews cars, he ain’t rich

[@DaedricDrift]

13:59 omg if you knew him then you would know

[@jeppemorrisjensen5506]

“You keep on hugging Carson even if they say no” Yeah this aged like milk

[@samuraicheems2442]

Kim Jong-un looks so square that Steve couldn’t compete

[@_.gachakayden._6446]

XD Yes

[@1P4NC4K3]

Looks like you missed your video

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

How dare you spell my name wrong

[@roxassora2706]

He's Kim Jong-Out after that roast

[@samuraicheems2442]

What you gonna do? Nuke me?

[@gerudoking7739]

I don’t know why this bothered me so much but Doug reviews cars that people send him and he lets his viewers know information about the car that he is reviewing.

[@DiamondOre-ep8to]

Had to delete my comment because I was saying the exact same thing. I'm a huge fan of Doug but I don't blame Jack bc there's lots of people like HardRockNick on the Internet. Edit: for anyone who doesn't know HardRockNick (consider yourself lucky), I was alluding to people who flex wealth they don't have.

[@nexy12]

@@DiamondOre-ep8to Well you didn't have to delete yours. The more support for the misunderstanding to be fixed the better.

[@DiamondOre-ep8to]

@@nexy12 I would've kept it, but people would say "stolen comment" or "un-original comment" or something along those lines. I see what you mean, though. The more comments there are, the higher chance there is of getting the message across.

[@Alexander-dn4rw]

Yeah it did bother me alot too

[@Somemighty]

And also me.

[@amandarose861]

6:50 he looks like a hydrated vampire... does that even make any sense ooor??

[@BinglesP]

8:55 KZbin monetization isn’t the problem, EmKay’s no-swearing rule is. Just look at Damien’s own channel after he left, he swears and he’s perfectly fine!

[@theblackvalkyrie69]

“He looks like a fish that vapes apple cider vinegar” 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@anxietystwin3103]

1:37 OMG NOT TECHNOBLADE LMAO IEVEFWYESV

[@kingstonlovely7404]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Ionfw_you]

4:32 the guy on the right looks like he’s regrets every life choice that he’s made

[@benjo532]

3:24 did not age well

[@katecatbear7785]

That's what I was thinking bahaha

[@aster-grey60]

I thought the exact same thing

[@jewelthejaguar742]

"I hope you slip on a snickers bar" LITERALLY as I take a bite out of one!

[@LemonAttic5987]

3:30 That Light thing in the background looks like a Guardian shield +

[@valtiatarz466]

5:17, that dude looks like as if Keanu Reeves and Bucky Barnes had a child.

[@waltems2376]

"Carson is like that weird kid in middle school that liked to hug the teacher" me who hugs the teacher:

[@anonimanonim2710]

DM me for some boner hiding techniques

[@TheLeftySwordsman]

3:24 this didn't age well oh my god

[@haywireshadow5821]

Nice to see that Call Me Kevin’s influence is spreading to other KZbin channels. Starting to take over slowly now... only a matter of time.

[@TheHotBlade]

My favorite Subreddit on Christmas day? This is perfect!

[@theenigma2861]

14:53 He looks like if Davie 504 got bitten by an albino vampire going through a teenage goth phase

[@midnightgamer2158]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@kyron6145]

r/rareinsults

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

**insert original comment here**

[@rijusaha8701]

**insert random meme quote here**

[@theenigma2861]

**insert whoooosh here**

[@slyzo9044]

*insert comment section argument here*

[@nojustno4209]

**Insert fun fact here**

[@meganbenson1478]

**insert something that is inserted**

[@MisterBurgerBeachball]

5:17 Looks like the lovechild of Keanu Reeves and Peter Dinklage.

[@Noxillificus]

6:57 bruh he looks like a pack of colorful marshmallows left behind in Chernobyl

[@tdofducksplays]

13:45 I actually had something like that happen to me in high school. Kid jammed a rock into his neck and got his buddies to claim that I tossed a rock at him. Teacher asked me “Did you do that?” Me: “What no?” Teacher: “Ok go back to do what your doing.” I still laugh about it to this day.

[@blesskurunai9213]

1:33. "You kinda look like Mr.beast just taller and _without an will to live_ " . Rip Techno. Technoblade never dies

[@kannakamuiedits]

Emkay is the type of human that thought the production date is the expiration date.

[@sherrymlerry4184]

5:19 He looks like if someone tries who draw Keanu Reeves from memory while simultaneously being drunk and high af

[@The-True-KingYT]

3:22 I am offended, I hug my teacher all the time. it is normal. (I’m homeschooled and I’m my own teacher 99% of the time)

[@winter3178]

Well, you need hugs too, don’t you?

[@destroycraft1735]

*breathes heavily*

[@Chizinky]

These rare insults are becoming more and more common

[@flying_geep222]

Merry Christmas em kay

[@waterfuacetXC]

Merry Christmas flying geep

[@sneksis-5758]

Merry christmas.

[@flying_geep222]

@@waterfuacetXC to u 2

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

“How does a grilled cheese sandwich fight?” Exactly

[@cceru708]

7:00 I don't want to wear anything else ever but this outfit

[@autisticwitch7581]

7:00 I can answer that for you, because they're my sister. Also, that's one of the few hoodies that are big enough to accommodate any descent amount of hair.

[@theenigma2861]

0:29 My man looks like he was made in the Sims

[@tracynettles5028]

Drake Malfoy has hair so slicked back he could break the sound barrier by nodding

[@Ballin731]

3:25 *Well doesn’t this seem like something that happened*

[@TheNightcoreWarrior]

Doug DeMuro the type of guy to be buried with two shirts

[@iamacatt5050]

1:36, aaand, likes to kill orphans

[@Shkarkie]

Me, having gone to special needs school and gotten hugs by most teachers; I don't see whats wrong with hugginy your teacher...

[@leroydanger1310]

Dairy carmax my people

[@rohankishibe6433]

Robin looks like his name is simultaneously Kevin and steve

[@charax-1]

"This tik tok makes bell Delphin look normal" No clothes people: finally! Someone understands us

[@5.7moy]

My boy Optimus was featured.

[@damianduden]

Does this mean Code Black plays CoC? talkin’ bout Corey

[@slothzzzowo]

3:22 now he’s the teacher who wants to hug the kid- wait

[@SavageValter]

Poor Carson XD

[@SOPHIE-fo8ps]

A grilled cheese sandwich fights like that guy

[@yunuyfx]

Technoblade and Optimus back to back? Hell yeah. Sub to Technoblade

[@jon-haroldgarrett7857]

sub to technoblade

[@AlexeArt]

Blood for the blood god

[@birdinatank9430]

3:56 the game is Clash of Clans. And I love it

[@nox__bbx]

3:46 How do you seriously don’t know from witch game this Chat is from?

[@sauce4897]

*angry clash of clans noises*

[@thebanananacam]

execute order 66

[@billy2407]

Yes thank you

[@kyron6145]

@@sauce4897 **even further angry clash of clans noises**

[@chilligaming1907]

Coc addict noises

[@katiekoo-koohead2551]

12:10 ummmmm Jack.... psssst... Jack.. *whispers * he's wearing a shirt it's tank top

[@organic_grease45]

Where? Could you help us point it out please?

[@hahahahaha904]

Doug Demuro reviews expensive cars that his richer viewers let him borrow or dealerships loan to him for a promotion, all the while constantly making jokes that he is too broke to afford something like this. 14:02 He definitely does not pretend they are his or try to flex on his viewers in any way.

[@nexy12]

Good to see someone sticking up for my favorite car reviewer.

[@HomebrewHorsepower]

This

[@deathstarter4242]

7:00 the word “flumf” is funnier than the insult itself 😂

[@idiotsandwich1269]

Merry Christmas em kay, i love you dady

[@apersonthatexistssadly5208]

Daddy 😳?

[@bradleycomics]

Your profile pic worries me about humanity

[@apersonthatexistssadly5208]

@@bradleycomics idk who you're talking about but I agree either way

[@idiotsandwich1269]

@@bradleycomics Our race is already doomed bro, we ain't gonna survive for long

[@christianjudeberbano3134]

14:53 "jesus, who the hell is this? A vampire?" Jack 2021

[@Ok-bv2wz]

Merry Christmas 🙂

[@Goh._907]

Jake in an EmKay vid is legendary

[@lucaschaudel]

About the Insult with Doug Demuro: Jack, he reviews Cars, he doesn't even own any Ferarri, you failed No Nut November Result.

[@einar8019]

He does own a ford gt, aufi rs4 and a mercedes g wagon cabriolet

[@lucaschaudel]

@@einar8019 They are all less valueable than the Ferarri though.

[@justyouraverageweeb1236]

i dont know my genetics *cries in orphan*

[@amadeus6987]

14:47 wait whats jake doing here?

[@sportyjhf5]

1:56 "i'm an involuntary celibate, batman." i wrote this thinking of heath ledger's voice and now you're gonna read this in heath ledger's voice. thank you and have a good laugh.

[@milkymoo1525]

3:24 that didn’t age well

[@jcrappe4428]

its its ITS BEAUTIFLY PERFECT

[@ilovesharkz_]

14:34 W.. wait.... Did he say *”Holy Me”* ?

[@lavenderfields.]

4:50 His hair makes him look like a failed Kpop star from a cringey band called Sugarboizz. I can imagine the low quality music video called "We Da Men" while the members wear 2018 sunglasses and dab.

[@joseifumihigashikata4379]

This isn’t related to the video but N&A productions is the type of person to fall in the shower and grab the water Spread the good word

[@WhitcherJames]

Guy at 5:20 looks like Ben Browder cosplaying as John Wick.

[@origamiwithdeniz]

Merry christmas everyone!!!!

[@TetraSky]

0:47 fricken DESTROYED. hahaha

[@Nathan_buzz]

jesus 3:19 in did not age well lol

[@Spoons444]

5:04 the way they say vaccines

[@cyba_fx]

5:21 he looks like Keanu Reeves and Hugo Weaving as one person.

[@Ramsey276one]

The Matrix Restarting XD

[@CharlemagneTheUnapologetic]

6:54 - He's the human embodiment of cotton candy