r/Roastme | you... you can't do that...

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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@colamola
@colamola 5 жыл бұрын
When Damien laughs he sounds like a 90 year old man on his deathbed having a seizure
@grzk
@grzk 5 жыл бұрын
Whoa, he didnt ask to be roasted.
@itsyagirlbarnie4927
@itsyagirlbarnie4927 5 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@avam3740
@avam3740 5 жыл бұрын
I see you have chosen death
@jasmink3841
@jasmink3841 5 жыл бұрын
💀 💀 💀
@jsamjao2144
@jsamjao2144 5 жыл бұрын
His laughs are alright, but you got a point. Except the fact that your picture looks like a mix of an African, Yoda, Gorilla and that shriveled-looking troll from The Hobbit that says "My precious."
@tertiaritus
@tertiaritus 5 жыл бұрын
Girls in this video: getting destroyed Me, looking far worse than them: guess who ain't leaving the house no mo
@jamesryan099
@jamesryan099 5 жыл бұрын
they were all fairly pretty they go on there to get roasted it is not serious, im sure you look fine don't put yourself down.
@justsayin5048
@justsayin5048 5 жыл бұрын
jamesryan099 off topic but i find your profile pic really cool for some reason lol
@jamesryan099
@jamesryan099 5 жыл бұрын
@@justsayin5048 just a picture of me holding one of my swords, have a katana too.
@andydecoy1138
@andydecoy1138 5 жыл бұрын
Majority of the people doing the roasts are hideous or average looking themselves. They are not actually that judgmental in real life, they are just trying to make people laugh. You are good to go.
@MrLeeamus
@MrLeeamus 5 жыл бұрын
You dont need to leave the house to write an r/roastme sign.
@godzillaworks4585
@godzillaworks4585 4 жыл бұрын
We can all agree on this: EVERYONE in this looks decent. It's just that the Internet has incredible roasting skills.
@corbindallas1954
@corbindallas1954 4 жыл бұрын
No we can't.
@levector2445
@levector2445 4 жыл бұрын
I aint gonna say any names but not everyone here scores above the green line, though i don't think anybody is an Avengers level threat
@rowansub
@rowansub 4 жыл бұрын
they ugly hn
@ronanwallwork1577
@ronanwallwork1577 4 жыл бұрын
@@levector2445 the anime drawer and the green eyes looked p good, but the rest were standard or sub par
@H0tboogerdog
@H0tboogerdog 4 жыл бұрын
@@ronanwallwork1577 Green eyes chin was more lopsided than my left nipple
@soup7917
@soup7917 5 жыл бұрын
His laugh sounds like the guy from "oh no no no no"
@anonymousamasawa3153
@anonymousamasawa3153 4 жыл бұрын
Omigosh that's correct 😂😂😂now I noticed
@aiden1679
@aiden1679 4 жыл бұрын
*Cleveland brown
@MrDudeDudley
@MrDudeDudley 4 жыл бұрын
"Look at the top of his head!"
@GODchoseAkachi
@GODchoseAkachi 4 жыл бұрын
His name is xx_eric_xx
@soup7917
@soup7917 4 жыл бұрын
@Luke Berkowitz oh fuck you lmao
@banni4291
@banni4291 4 жыл бұрын
The Asian with the choker had better roasts for herself than everyone else
@totallyoriginalusername1791
@totallyoriginalusername1791 4 жыл бұрын
No shit she's the one who knows herself best 😑
@justausername5749
@justausername5749 4 жыл бұрын
She completely ruined it because of that.
@RJJR-uy8hl
@RJJR-uy8hl 3 жыл бұрын
@@justausername5749 nah, suicide by words
@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451
@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 3 жыл бұрын
She really fucking is an A-grade self deprecating self roaster
@belalabusultan5911
@belalabusultan5911 3 жыл бұрын
many people deep into the anime community are like that.... heck, I was like that when I had Anxiety and depression, whatever my brain decided to stress me about while trying to sleep, I'd agree and roast myself even harder, my depression always beat Anxiety's ass like lol
@angelinajackson7684
@angelinajackson7684 5 жыл бұрын
The girl who drew anime for a livings honestly was so lit, her comebacks were better than the roast lmao
@ivannav9175
@ivannav9175 5 жыл бұрын
They weren't combacks.., she was roasting herself
@leenguyen6056
@leenguyen6056 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah not really funny, and I don’t get why she didn’t post a picture of her face and instead just her anime work
@ivannav9175
@ivannav9175 5 жыл бұрын
Lee Nguyễn maybe she doesn’t feel comfortable posting her face online
@seigeengine
@seigeengine 5 жыл бұрын
She completely ruined it with that bs.
@dnw009
@dnw009 5 жыл бұрын
@@seigeengine Nothing wrong with a little self hatred.
@sus4644
@sus4644 5 жыл бұрын
"Which one is the 3 and which one is the 4" 3.5: *am i a joke to you*
@museofbastille13
@museofbastille13 5 жыл бұрын
1;5;6;2: *am I joke to you*
@StableLies
@StableLies 5 жыл бұрын
Thanos would like this comment.
@kcufeht5795
@kcufeht5795 5 жыл бұрын
That was gonna be their age but the drunk poster blacked out on his keyboard.
@hahanerd8153
@hahanerd8153 5 жыл бұрын
@@bitwise7548 you're being too nice
@clowns4fun
@clowns4fun 5 жыл бұрын
3.1, 3.2, 3.3, 3.4, 3.5, 3.6, 3.7, 3.8, 3.9: *am i a joke to you?*
@Jeffersonyuvens
@Jeffersonyuvens 5 жыл бұрын
11:44 "whatever keeps you out of the playground", i almost spat my earl grey
@willyfuckinwonka9411
@willyfuckinwonka9411 5 жыл бұрын
Definetely the best one
@mr.a8335
@mr.a8335 5 жыл бұрын
I couldn't understand. What does that mean?
@chrisellington5100
@chrisellington5100 4 жыл бұрын
Homeless lil dicky
@yjh3907
@yjh3907 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Ellington LOL
@judgement4934
@judgement4934 4 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it
@binarydark4811
@binarydark4811 5 жыл бұрын
7:47 the choker is to hide that adam's apple.
@Coperime
@Coperime 4 жыл бұрын
Boi
@joelrichardson5139
@joelrichardson5139 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@mobiushelldoctor1423
@mobiushelldoctor1423 4 жыл бұрын
if it's true am dead man
@saragarofano9727
@saragarofano9727 4 жыл бұрын
It's not a burn, you're just a psychopath
@mobiushelldoctor1423
@mobiushelldoctor1423 4 жыл бұрын
@@saragarofano9727 It's not a burn it's a possibility
@OriginalCovfefe
@OriginalCovfefe 5 жыл бұрын
Discountelina Jolie was actually pretty cute
@gamegod6859
@gamegod6859 5 жыл бұрын
at least joulie has friends
@sarcasm-83
@sarcasm-83 5 жыл бұрын
Cuter than Angelina Jolie tbh
@sarcasm-83
@sarcasm-83 5 жыл бұрын
@@gamegod6859 All Jolie's friends are adopted.
@jasamkojajesam6108
@jasamkojajesam6108 5 жыл бұрын
Basic Kim Kardashian look lol
@eri3182
@eri3182 5 жыл бұрын
@@gamegod6859 jolie
@julenliantrehe6780
@julenliantrehe6780 5 жыл бұрын
Whenever Damian laughs he lets part of his soul escape his body.
@simplykathrynrebeca
@simplykathrynrebeca 5 жыл бұрын
*O K*
@bighatchad1234
@bighatchad1234 5 жыл бұрын
Not a part. He let's go of a soul of an innocent
@finnorourke4861
@finnorourke4861 5 жыл бұрын
I’d like but it’s at 69 likes so...
@kikidzedajimamsilu3699
@kikidzedajimamsilu3699 5 жыл бұрын
Damien's laugh can cure cancer... Literally, he made the sentence "Laughter is the best medicine"...
@Co_hesive
@Co_hesive 5 жыл бұрын
It cured my depression
@kikidzedajimamsilu3699
@kikidzedajimamsilu3699 5 жыл бұрын
@@Co_hesive Mine too!
@mistakrabs3283
@mistakrabs3283 5 жыл бұрын
It cured my brain cells from looking at your name
@kikidzedajimamsilu3699
@kikidzedajimamsilu3699 5 жыл бұрын
@@mistakrabs3283 wow thats an r/roastme
@muhammadrusyaidi7809
@muhammadrusyaidi7809 5 жыл бұрын
But if you are laughing without any reason, then you need medicine.
@JCClmao
@JCClmao 5 жыл бұрын
Damien: laughs Me: Smiles, you made my day
@hotpikachu
@hotpikachu 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@jelanistowers267
@jelanistowers267 5 жыл бұрын
100th like. may you be blessed good days for the rest of your life
@kirmato
@kirmato 5 жыл бұрын
but his name isn't smiles its damien
@JCClmao
@JCClmao 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the likes, you made me smile :)
@nathanhewitt4617
@nathanhewitt4617 5 жыл бұрын
@@JCClmao STOP IT DUDE
@BigIcedCoffee
@BigIcedCoffee 5 жыл бұрын
1:14 his laugh sounds like the “lookadis dood” meme
@Mr.Marbles
@Mr.Marbles 5 жыл бұрын
BigIcedCoffee wait till u see the
@BigIcedCoffee
@BigIcedCoffee 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Marbles the what?
@Mr.Marbles
@Mr.Marbles 5 жыл бұрын
@@BigIcedCoffee its from the meme
@CamoFlash7_
@CamoFlash7_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@BigIcedCoffee r/woosh
@Wardo2121
@Wardo2121 4 жыл бұрын
@@CamoFlash7_ oh look at me I have a brain
@magnumAenus
@magnumAenus 5 жыл бұрын
damian: _oh u have pretty eyes-_ also damian: *_WAIT THIS IS ROASTME I CANT COMPLIMENT YOU_*
@magnumAenus
@magnumAenus 5 жыл бұрын
@@vlexer22 bro she really isss 😔😔😔
@5roundsrapid263
@5roundsrapid263 4 жыл бұрын
I know, right? All these girls are pretty to me.
@RealCanadianGoose
@RealCanadianGoose 3 жыл бұрын
Her eyes were pretty cool ngl
@monsterjambrony
@monsterjambrony 3 ай бұрын
@@5roundsrapid263I agree.
@bungscrung3337
@bungscrung3337 5 жыл бұрын
"You look like you used 24 and me to find your ancestry."
@nathanhewitt4617
@nathanhewitt4617 5 жыл бұрын
Good one, guy.
@bungscrung3337
@bungscrung3337 5 жыл бұрын
@@nathanhewitt4617 bruh its my most liked reply ever.
@nathanhewitt4617
@nathanhewitt4617 5 жыл бұрын
@@dylannoah3661 EXTRA CHROMIE, HOMIE
@Gundplanatics00
@Gundplanatics00 5 жыл бұрын
I gave you 666 lijes.
@kietlieu3824
@kietlieu3824 5 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@cheyenne-588
@cheyenne-588 5 жыл бұрын
That girl with the choker that was responding to all the comments was hilarious though
@paballomolata8844
@paballomolata8844 4 жыл бұрын
It's quite refreshing to see people not taking themselves seriously
@audiblearcavr9982
@audiblearcavr9982 4 жыл бұрын
She's actually a pretty dope cosplayer and artists as well.
@justausername5749
@justausername5749 3 жыл бұрын
She completely ruined it by doing that
@thechristianteen9167
@thechristianteen9167 5 жыл бұрын
That one with the two best friends got me. When he said "these cows have no udders" I almost spit my water on my phone.
@ghostzombies3252
@ghostzombies3252 5 жыл бұрын
"Almost got paralyzed after falling 3 stories from a pipe and breaking two vertebrae" HOW DID YOU EVEN GET INTO THAT SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE MY GUY
@mikemiken1963
@mikemiken1963 5 жыл бұрын
Mario?
@sunnierfish1952
@sunnierfish1952 4 жыл бұрын
No local pipeing with me
@thatonegaminglatias4345
@thatonegaminglatias4345 4 жыл бұрын
Building/Plumbing Job?
@dindjarrin8324
@dindjarrin8324 3 жыл бұрын
He dropped his tampoons
@notyourplateofbiscuit
@notyourplateofbiscuit 4 жыл бұрын
That Asian girl's roasts were so sad like idk bruh she's roasting herself better than y'all 😐 But that was sad tbh 😥
@j45p34
@j45p34 4 жыл бұрын
I felt bad
@life_is_a_myth
@life_is_a_myth 4 жыл бұрын
She was cute. Also, I think she's Korean?
@spleens4200
@spleens4200 4 жыл бұрын
Zamsodine Ali Korea is part of Asia lol
@life_is_a_myth
@life_is_a_myth 4 жыл бұрын
@@spleens4200 I know that... I was just making things more specific.
@j45p34
@j45p34 4 жыл бұрын
@@spleens4200 You watch Graystillplays?
@Gurrarr
@Gurrarr 5 жыл бұрын
*Before even reading it* *wheeeeze* Me: oh i know this one's gonna be good and even if it's not, that laugh, that damn laugh
@jelanistowers267
@jelanistowers267 5 жыл бұрын
I only liked to get the number to 69......nice
@Gurrarr
@Gurrarr 5 жыл бұрын
@@jelanistowers267 oh my what it has 69 likes!?!?! That's the most i've ever gotten on KZbin... Nice
@nathanhewitt4617
@nathanhewitt4617 5 жыл бұрын
@@Gurrarr It's the most likes you'll ever get.
@gurrarr2670
@gurrarr2670 5 жыл бұрын
@@nathanhewitt4617 I'm happy as long as it's more than your parents like you
@nathanhewitt4617
@nathanhewitt4617 5 жыл бұрын
@@gurrarr2670 You didn't need to say that you were happy about it, dude.
@gen5216
@gen5216 5 жыл бұрын
1:15 WTF HIS LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE GUY WHO GOES NONONO AND THEN LAUGHS LIKE A DONKEY BAHAHAHA
@stanlytherobot4933
@stanlytherobot4933 5 жыл бұрын
Look at this dood. Look at the top of his heaaad
@otakuthegreat
@otakuthegreat 5 жыл бұрын
@@stanlytherobot4933 WHEEEEEZE
@DZX6_
@DZX6_ 5 жыл бұрын
look at his lips
@Gurrarr
@Gurrarr 5 жыл бұрын
"And that brings us to the en-" Me: NOOOO COME BACK!
@pomf5207
@pomf5207 5 жыл бұрын
_D O N T L E A V E M E_
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 5 жыл бұрын
DO MOTE
@nathanhewitt4617
@nathanhewitt4617 5 жыл бұрын
@@alyoshaii2792 Ha
@methequin7239
@methequin7239 5 жыл бұрын
i love how that asian chick pretty much does half the roasting herself XD
@obsidiansiriusblackheart
@obsidiansiriusblackheart 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think it was a chick tbh, I think the choker was to hide the Adam's Apple
@swagmeister5323
@swagmeister5323 5 жыл бұрын
“I get the feeling that if she did the splits she would stick to the floor” IM CACKLING 😂
@deadpl2532
@deadpl2532 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@GabrielEduardo888
@GabrielEduardo888 5 жыл бұрын
You pronounce anesthesia the same way my grandma Anastasia's name is pronounced
@tishafeed8085
@tishafeed8085 5 жыл бұрын
this isn't Damien's problem that your grandma can freeze people
@GabrielEduardo888
@GabrielEduardo888 5 жыл бұрын
anesthesia isnt liquid nitrogen
@QuiteFamiliar
@QuiteFamiliar 5 жыл бұрын
@@tishafeed8085 xD
@thediabolicalraisin8953
@thediabolicalraisin8953 5 жыл бұрын
Brih6 the lady looks like projared used the genderswap feature on snapchat
@ethangoldsmith9332
@ethangoldsmith9332 5 жыл бұрын
@@thediabolicalraisin8953 oop
5 жыл бұрын
If EmKay made a r/roastme post Me: "Your laugh is funnier than your jokes."
@KestrelTrex
@KestrelTrex 5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOF
@nigerundayo1996
@nigerundayo1996 5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF
@alexh1131
@alexh1131 5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
@taxevader7080
@taxevader7080 5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOFFFFFFFFF
@pootedgal
@pootedgal 5 жыл бұрын
oh
@itsFlycatcher
@itsFlycatcher 5 жыл бұрын
for real though, some of these girls are so pretty. don't know their names, but a couple of them, I wasn't even paying attention to the roast they were so cute, and hurtbutnotsurprised has incredible eyes.
@nathanhewitt4617
@nathanhewitt4617 5 жыл бұрын
You're not even a damn rodent, you liar. And I doubt you're invincible either.
@itsFlycatcher
@itsFlycatcher 5 жыл бұрын
@@nathanhewitt4617 well, in the spirit of continuing the roast... i bet your username is 100% accurate though 😉
@nathanhewitt4617
@nathanhewitt4617 5 жыл бұрын
You're profile pic isn't even a rat, you damn liar. I doubt that you're invincible. And compared to you everyone else, even those girls, are cute. I don't want to sound rude I just wanted to get into the roasting spirit. Have a nice life.
@nathanhewitt4617
@nathanhewitt4617 5 жыл бұрын
Dammit the first comment wouldn't load so I posted a second one that I believed was an improvement.
@terratheterra-able6015
@terratheterra-able6015 5 жыл бұрын
@@nathanhewitt4617 OML MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS. SO FKING CUTE
@ho7mer
@ho7mer 5 жыл бұрын
Title: "you cant do that" Damien in video: *_WHEEEEZEEE_*
@dumbweeb6942
@dumbweeb6942 4 жыл бұрын
He was getting to used to only posting CursedComments.
@zcubeDbz
@zcubeDbz 5 жыл бұрын
Getting hyped for some roasts* Looks up* "Oh I love your eyes." "Wait!"
@error-515
@error-515 5 жыл бұрын
Man I'm just gonna record ur laugh and play it every time I feel down
@Spookydooky007
@Spookydooky007 5 жыл бұрын
filthy frank for life I demand you to send me a copy
@duderude8208
@duderude8208 5 жыл бұрын
The Fruit Group yeah at least it's more convenient than feet fetishes 🤷
@andrewramirez7168
@andrewramirez7168 5 жыл бұрын
Thats not creepy
@elle9834
@elle9834 5 жыл бұрын
The japanese belt neck one: Robots sure have advanced
@pom1489
@pom1489 5 жыл бұрын
Did anybody else just kept staring at dog in the background at the first one?
@TheGoldenDunsparce
@TheGoldenDunsparce 5 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone would use it to roast them somehow
@mymom69420
@mymom69420 5 жыл бұрын
How u know
@Esinololly
@Esinololly 5 жыл бұрын
@@snarkiwi LMAO
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@unfetteredparacosmian
@unfetteredparacosmian 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@vanessacarlson606
@vanessacarlson606 4 жыл бұрын
Ok but even being a discount Angelina Jolie is a compliment.
@bearchan6215
@bearchan6215 4 жыл бұрын
1:59 Damien : These cows have no udders. Me : does that mean they're a bunch of bull??
@shuk0rina444
@shuk0rina444 5 жыл бұрын
"14 trying too hard to look 18" *"yUckYyY"* goes the Wild Damien in Disgust.
@michaelwilson8461
@michaelwilson8461 5 жыл бұрын
To clear it up , Im pretty sure that the choker / belt around her neck is just to hide the adams apple
@Emery101
@Emery101 4 жыл бұрын
Destroyer of worlds right here.
@ARCtheCartoonMaster
@ARCtheCartoonMaster 4 жыл бұрын
11:04 I swear, this man is the love child of Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson.
@omega1575
@omega1575 4 жыл бұрын
Or a homeless rob dahm
@alastair852
@alastair852 3 жыл бұрын
"Nobody wants a Saved by the Bell reunion" Ah, that one's a lot sadder in 2021
@TheWorcestershire001
@TheWorcestershire001 4 жыл бұрын
You know what's funny, when the comments said "The only cherry you'll be Poppin is the fast zit on your cheek." I felt that one. That one made me think about how true and depressing it is when you have acne...
@TheUnknownD
@TheUnknownD 5 жыл бұрын
Hearing Damien's laugh is such a wonderful wholesome thing on my birthday. ♥♥♥
@lavaniadelrey2807
@lavaniadelrey2807 5 жыл бұрын
Sir_Positive happy bday babe
@TheUnknownD
@TheUnknownD 5 жыл бұрын
@@lavaniadelrey2807 Aww, Thank you. :) Stay wonderful and amazing for who you are.
@LDXReal
@LDXReal 5 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday matey
@joemamma4945
@joemamma4945 5 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday
@kimnamjoon2695
@kimnamjoon2695 5 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday! I hope your birthday is amazing!(◕ᴗ◕✿)♥️
@suborgtfo.4433
@suborgtfo.4433 5 жыл бұрын
_KSI : does a r/roastme_ . . . . _Me : how can i roast someone who's already burned_
@Co_hesive
@Co_hesive 5 жыл бұрын
Sub or Gtfo. Damn 😂😂😂😂
@faristurjman2134
@faristurjman2134 5 жыл бұрын
Wait!!!1!1!!!11!! Thats RACIST!!!1!
@nekomancie7419
@nekomancie7419 5 жыл бұрын
@@faristurjman2134 aaatleast there is no n word in sight, it's all fine chief
@senior.1047
@senior.1047 5 жыл бұрын
thats sexist
@imacookieboichocchip8819
@imacookieboichocchip8819 5 жыл бұрын
You stole that joke! Seriously your head is so vacant you have to leech off of insults made by other people? Get some thing creative and edit your comment or something. Jeeeezzzz
@namesarefortheweak7161
@namesarefortheweak7161 5 жыл бұрын
Florida Man make people happy by laughing.
@Marchclouds
@Marchclouds 5 жыл бұрын
Ye
@AethernaLuxen
@AethernaLuxen 4 жыл бұрын
1:20 Why is nobody talking about that chonky boy at the back
@justachicken3969
@justachicken3969 3 жыл бұрын
*Chonky boy is not to be talked about*
@m44rtyr
@m44rtyr 5 жыл бұрын
1:16 he sounded like the “ho ho ho ho no no, look at the top his head” guy
@andreshernandez06
@andreshernandez06 5 жыл бұрын
Damien: “which ones the 4 and which ones the 3” Me: which ones the 6 and which ones the 1
@matthewh8812
@matthewh8812 5 жыл бұрын
True left is 6
@-littlemisslugubrious-3033
@-littlemisslugubrious-3033 4 жыл бұрын
Your despicable.
@azelfdaboi5265
@azelfdaboi5265 4 жыл бұрын
Neither, their both 3.5
@konstapeen
@konstapeen 5 жыл бұрын
1 mil special is just Damian laughing for 10 minutes
@alta3555
@alta3555 5 жыл бұрын
there's a couple compilations at 3 mins, not enough :(
@kalybea
@kalybea 5 жыл бұрын
everyones making fun of his laugh, but its honestly cute
@BetterEggsOfficial
@BetterEggsOfficial 5 жыл бұрын
jimin-SSI trust me, we all love his laugh :)
@fishsauce2221
@fishsauce2221 5 жыл бұрын
@@paulaswam5909 Have you tried audio normalization or adjusting the treble and bass? Some headphones make the audio painful for the ears so you must adjust it in the audio settings software. Hope that helps.
@caitlinlujan7623
@caitlinlujan7623 4 жыл бұрын
@_doppelganger That is what you say when looking in the mirror, correct?
@Mrbrightside098
@Mrbrightside098 4 жыл бұрын
SIMP
@kalybea
@kalybea 4 жыл бұрын
@_doppelganger whats ew, its my opinion lmao
@YummyGummyGoddess
@YummyGummyGoddess 5 жыл бұрын
No one: EmKay: "that's yucky my dude"
@mtlhe4d480
@mtlhe4d480 4 жыл бұрын
You gotta love this dudes wheezing laugh. It’s to the point where you can just BARELY tell real from fake/forced
@eli-pl6dq
@eli-pl6dq 5 жыл бұрын
Damien: “Always Wheezing During These Videos” Us on reddit: “bLa bLa bLa dAmIenS wHeEzE
@iPhantom_YT_
@iPhantom_YT_ 5 жыл бұрын
I have a theory that Damien’s laugh can cure any disease.
@dracopoop1347
@dracopoop1347 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I know
@gagesons9006
@gagesons9006 5 жыл бұрын
3:26 that bottle of "squirt" in the back ground is the only squirt he's ever given her.
@btsislifeyallifeellikeapro7193
@btsislifeyallifeellikeapro7193 5 жыл бұрын
Holy crap dude you freakin killed him
@THEFIRST39
@THEFIRST39 4 жыл бұрын
to the anime girl: you look like one of Dexter's victims, minus the personality.
@Goriphic
@Goriphic 4 жыл бұрын
Sentence: *exists* Damien: *W H E E Z E*
@lemons3689
@lemons3689 5 жыл бұрын
1:16 LMFAOO THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE GUY WHEEZING SAYING "look at the top of his head!" **WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ**
@Spamoly
@Spamoly 5 жыл бұрын
This video sent me to the hospital, I stopped breathing because of how hilarious it was 🤣
@inspectorreddit7856
@inspectorreddit7856 5 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@thatthinginaplace5709
@thatthinginaplace5709 5 жыл бұрын
For real?
@Spamoly
@Spamoly 5 жыл бұрын
@@thatthinginaplace5709 no buuuuuuuuuuuuddy
@thatthinginaplace5709
@thatthinginaplace5709 5 жыл бұрын
@@Spamoly boiiiiiiiii
@sothbeachboy2195
@sothbeachboy2195 5 жыл бұрын
The girl who’s favorite color is clear is actually pretty
@RadioactiveRahSNG
@RadioactiveRahSNG 4 жыл бұрын
Sothbeachboy 21 she do look like an albino avatar too tho
@mrfrooge5329
@mrfrooge5329 4 жыл бұрын
She looks like a default female character in Animal Crossing
@AethernaLuxen
@AethernaLuxen 4 жыл бұрын
The most logical way to measure her face is by football fields
@Sneakedy
@Sneakedy 4 жыл бұрын
SIMPPPPPPPP
@Lovinia1
@Lovinia1 3 жыл бұрын
She has *gorgeous* eyes. She just needs to fix her hair.
@ZappyRXQ
@ZappyRXQ 4 жыл бұрын
i could go straight faced the whole video but damien's laugh cracks me up
@ivankettu
@ivankettu 4 жыл бұрын
I don't care if I find it funny or not, Damien's *wheeze* from his laughter is enough to push me past the boundaries of the laugh attack zone
@discontinuedchannel8713
@discontinuedchannel8713 5 жыл бұрын
This subreddit is basically Damien wheezing. *A lot*
@bruhkillaq3034
@bruhkillaq3034 5 жыл бұрын
And welcome to a dude intensly laughing at mildly funny roasts ..
@averywhitaker3513
@averywhitaker3513 5 жыл бұрын
"Mildly funny"?! Does your definition of spicy come from the kids menu at Cancun?
@bruhkillaq3034
@bruhkillaq3034 5 жыл бұрын
@@averywhitaker3513 discountalina jolie ...... BKhHHkhHHhhhhhhhhh
@TheChinalou
@TheChinalou 5 жыл бұрын
Doing a Jimmy Fallon
@humantrash1478
@humantrash1478 4 жыл бұрын
11:37 He looks like Bob Ross if Bob Ross was a homeless person living in a trashcan next to the kindergarten
@dorca9308
@dorca9308 5 жыл бұрын
Damien: *says something weird or suggestive* Damien: im just fascinated
@flos_cerasus780
@flos_cerasus780 4 жыл бұрын
7:48 she's actually so so pretty, her nose is adorable, her makeup is well done, I'm obsessed
@DakotaofRaptors
@DakotaofRaptors 2 жыл бұрын
Like, creepy obsessed or just intrigue?
@lunar_memories9981
@lunar_memories9981 4 жыл бұрын
0:45 - That dog in the background looks like it just saw you two and its retinas were burned out
@sillydkitty
@sillydkitty 4 жыл бұрын
11:06 he looks like daniel radcliff during a midlife crisis
@mrx4022
@mrx4022 5 жыл бұрын
I can't decide if it's your laughter or these roasts that make me crack up
@russellgxy2905
@russellgxy2905 5 жыл бұрын
1:20 Okay okay, that actually got a snort out of me! Well done! 7:51 RIght I see the collar... now where's the chain and gag?
@oompaloompa6384
@oompaloompa6384 4 жыл бұрын
May Damien be remembered as a man who made everyone smile... :)
@viktorhalaj3029
@viktorhalaj3029 5 жыл бұрын
Roast me , cursed comments, cursed images, blursed images are probably the funniest subredits
@cerealguy9012
@cerealguy9012 5 жыл бұрын
My favourite subreddit is r/ThanksIHateIt
@fuzzybuzzy3159
@fuzzybuzzy3159 5 жыл бұрын
@@cerealguy9012 It's like if Cursed Comments, Cursed Images, and Crappy Design fusion danced.
@cerealguy9012
@cerealguy9012 5 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzybuzzy3159 Is there even a trio fusion dance ?? But yeah i get it.
@fuzzybuzzy3159
@fuzzybuzzy3159 5 жыл бұрын
@@cerealguy9012 In SU there is, but I'm not sure in DB.
@CamScam18
@CamScam18 5 жыл бұрын
11:06 A) He looks like the embodyment of November B) He somehow looks like both Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood but without any of their charm C) This is the janitor your parents tell you to stay 15 feet away from at all times.
@martindimitrov4682
@martindimitrov4682 5 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I always think of roasts about myself? Example: *Thrift shop EmKay*
@lynx0463
@lynx0463 4 жыл бұрын
No self esteem girl looks like the type of girls that repost those sad Instagram edits about suicide to her story and says “me too.”
@sunnierfish1952
@sunnierfish1952 4 жыл бұрын
7:43 she looks like she's on every drug at once
@Downytr
@Downytr 4 жыл бұрын
She looks like essential oil
@saccharine697
@saccharine697 4 жыл бұрын
She looks like she injects herself with essencial oils
@Emery101
@Emery101 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Alicapy
@Alicapy 5 жыл бұрын
Okay but just hearing Damien's laugh makes everything x100 funnier
@parkertheemoskaterdude5522
@parkertheemoskaterdude5522 5 жыл бұрын
Damien: Is that Daniel Radcliffe Me: No, just another crackhead
@MoonFuni
@MoonFuni 5 жыл бұрын
Emkays comment sections went from being "who the fuck is Damien" to "OMG Damien's laugh gives me life".
@ko-kun2579
@ko-kun2579 5 жыл бұрын
🤣 that's true
@thedeekabides
@thedeekabides 4 жыл бұрын
Your "Trashman" impersonation is on point. Well done!
@jordanhasch2544
@jordanhasch2544 5 жыл бұрын
I love the people who ask to be roasted and then join right in on it. The chick at 9:25 was not only roasted, but she insisted on peeling off her skin like a crispy chicken breast.
@jz4163
@jz4163 5 жыл бұрын
Your laugh sounds like my grandfather's 1974 Toyota Corolla E20 thats trying to get the engine running but fails miserably after he put water in the goddamned gas tank... And I love it!
@superficialchasm6068
@superficialchasm6068 4 жыл бұрын
8:00 it's eerie how perfect her face is
@DakotaofRaptors
@DakotaofRaptors 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty face doesn't equate to nice personality. She gives me eerie vibes...
@dlsn5
@dlsn5 4 жыл бұрын
0:15 If wiis default skin had two accidental child's
@random.mp4164
@random.mp4164 4 жыл бұрын
"Can't argue with much Limp Boy" Is my new favorite quote
@sleekskate8941
@sleekskate8941 5 жыл бұрын
The 1st one has a dog in the background and I am surprised they didn’t say anything about it.
@Downytr
@Downytr 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't you see the cows?
@mygonvega
@mygonvega 4 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone that calls themself ugly or have no self-esteem are actually beautiful and fascinating
@therussianpeanut1328
@therussianpeanut1328 3 жыл бұрын
I'm late, but it is very true. All of my friends who say they are ugly are not ugly at all.
@DakotaofRaptors
@DakotaofRaptors 2 жыл бұрын
@@therussianpeanut1328 maybe they are ugly on the inside?
@therussianpeanut1328
@therussianpeanut1328 2 жыл бұрын
@@DakotaofRaptors tbh i don't even remember replying to this dudes comment since it was a year ago...But, no, they aren't ugly on the inside...Christ.
@isamoofan2541
@isamoofan2541 4 жыл бұрын
7:50 They say you are what you eat, maybe that's why she's got a collar on?
@ItsStormCentral
@ItsStormCentral 3 жыл бұрын
Damien's laugh is like the feeling you get when you get a puppy for Christmas
@danenielsen2855
@danenielsen2855 5 жыл бұрын
The little "oof" he put right at 3:45 literally had me screaming
@elonlusk104
@elonlusk104 5 жыл бұрын
What?
@elonlusk104
@elonlusk104 5 жыл бұрын
You mean 3:50 or you have bad eyesight
@danenielsen2855
@danenielsen2855 5 жыл бұрын
@@elonlusk104 oof
@thatcanadianguy2852
@thatcanadianguy2852 5 жыл бұрын
For the last dude: "Come on guys, we don't need to roast him, he has a long enough face as is!"
@mue5997
@mue5997 5 жыл бұрын
that wheeze is destroying my brain
@wavytuck5748
@wavytuck5748 5 жыл бұрын
Hi EmKay you always brighten my day. Thanks for uploading so much.
@Nico-uy2so
@Nico-uy2so 5 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Nico-uy2so
@Nico-uy2so 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry I meant emkay
@megane8488
@megane8488 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nico-uy2so Haha noob
@futuristicattackhelicopter4932
@futuristicattackhelicopter4932 5 жыл бұрын
@@megane8488 wtf 2 secs ago?
@dumbassonyoutube7188
@dumbassonyoutube7188 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nico-uy2so edit your comment
@leeallanthorne
@leeallanthorne Жыл бұрын
Bro laugh made me die more than the roast 😂😂😂
@RexNicolaus
@RexNicolaus 5 жыл бұрын
That 2 litre of Squirt next to the high-school boy is just an easter egg of what his girl's gonna be doing in her dorm room.
@dilucshandholder3636
@dilucshandholder3636 5 жыл бұрын
Damien laughing is just him breathing heavily with a parrot squawking in the background
@prodoffspryte
@prodoffspryte 5 жыл бұрын
1:15 EmKay sounds the "look at dis dude" guy fr
@kraissl252
@kraissl252 5 жыл бұрын
11:04 DAMIEN! I WAS THINKING EXACTLY THAT! “Is that Daniel Radcliffe??”
@RBEO22
@RBEO22 4 жыл бұрын
That was uncalled for. Bob Ross is a legend.
@youllneverknowmyname
@youllneverknowmyname 5 жыл бұрын
11:05 BEFORE HE SAID DANIEL RADCLIFFE I WENT “wow it looks like Daniel Radcliffe on clearance!!”
@Xyriax
@Xyriax 5 жыл бұрын
Damien's laugh is still the only reason I exist
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