r/Thathappened | I CATFISHED MY MOM

[@mementomori2350]

When I was in the womb, my 3 year old son said “Mother, what is the meaning of this fleeting existence that we are forced to partake in?” Everyone clapped and turned gay immediately

[@dee-ou9if]

Lmao

[@lovelybeach6280]

*turned gay immediately*

[@salsabilak3520]

@im tryin so u tried

[@koo9568]

@im tryin damn okay

[@Tenshii_Artii]

Wait hold up-

[@kronossoul8048]

"I need hydration, mother. And the souls of the mortals"

[@lunabautista2992]

Hydrate me, human

[@mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077]

a bagel

[@xryeau_1760]

@@mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077 The first thing this reminded me of was the Jewfro

[@Shinigami.Harlem]

AXOLOTL ARMY 2 bagels

[@dio7465]

I just clicked on the video and I'm scared

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

I just love listening to people writing fanfiction about themselves

[@isaiah8112]

ooooooh shit I did that when I was 10

[@thatoneuser1324]

I would like but its 69 call me when its 419 (don’t like anymore it’s perfection)

[@montiigo]

LMAO

[@ThatOneLeek]

*Slowly pushes canon character x self-insert character fanfictions to the side*

[@d.b.coopers.strongest.soldier]

W h e e z e

[@zeldanub6440]

To be honest I’d believe the four year old cussing. Some parents are just a bad influence altogether

[@SneakyDendroSlime]

Bedtime is a fucking crisis

[@aresriedel6878]

When I was 3 my sister was in kindergarten (5). When me and my mom were picking her up from school I knocked something over and my sister said, "OH SHIT, REBECCA!" It was a Catholic school. With Nuns.

[@yunghobo4849]

Rebecca Riedel r/thathappened

[@whydoifuckingexist6046]

Kinda with my sister my dad watches movies I think she learned from that she's 4 she says "oh shit" and "what the fuck" recently

[@aresriedel6878]

@@yunghobo4849 Haha :')

[@justaballwithablueeye5870]

Once I said that homosexuals are gay. Everyone clapped and now I own the god Nobel prize for science and I kissed my crush

[@ewelinanajgebauer8862]

Your crush is glados

[@kyugen8903]

same xd

[@Parzival-sg2kl]

Every part is believable, except for the last one.

[@talentadongpepe2162]

r/tHathAppEnED

[@xanmanskaggs216]

Uh huh yep sure

[@andygray5366]

R.i.p to all the people who's stories ended up on this sub-reddit and they were actually telling the truth

[@treyk4339]

It's kinda crazy how people get mad on these fake stories when stories on reddit are like 90% fake because it's a bunch of people tryna get those internet points

[@archiemetherell]

@@treyk4339 yeah but at least most of them are believable

[@chainerx2634]

@@archiemetherell 2:53 are you a weeb if so then tell me which anime this is

[@archiemetherell]

@@chainerx2634 ??? why would you think this lol no i have no clue

[@chainerx2634]

@@archiemetherell ok do you know what's a weeb then cause idk

[@IrrationalCharisma]

The people who say "case closed" and "good day" after an argument, are the same people to ask questions they already know answers to, just to start a debate

[@finnothan]

Irrational Charisma You dare insult the *W O N K*

[@rooeykamishiro]

Actually that’s true lmao. I ask questions because if I say the answer I’m afraid that I’ll be wrong.

[@letrollface8222]

Can noone really deflect the emerald splash?

[@missgiroud97]

The only one I respect is Fez from Thats 70 Show

[@singletnt]

Kaitlyn Bennet???

[@realbenclayton]

Yo so legit, yesterday I tripped over a pebble and then i entered the Aether, chilled out with Thor.

[@illstealyourkneecaps694]

That's cool man but last week I legit ate some pasta and got sucked into the fifth dimension and hung out with Bill Cipher

[@gayce6662]

@@illstealyourkneecaps694 oh my god!!! Give me exact details.

[@diegogandara8913]

You think that's cool? Man, I snapped my fingers to save the universe then I saw the soul stone and then fucking died.

[@diegogandara8913]

Then Palpatine used the force to save me. He then told me "use the force, Harry!"

[@diegogandara8913]

Lastly, I hung out with Lightning McQueen and Mater. Now, who's story is cooler? Mine or yours?

[@lacute8]

Son: * kisses dad * *Alabama* wants to know your location

[@jamallee1510]

I want to like it but I dont wanna ruin the 333 likes

[@2421-b9o]

haHah FUNny AlAbAMA jOKe sO hiLarIOUS anD ORiGinAl

[@NashvilleSkyline1969]

2421 20252120 🙈

[@darkprophit]

LMAO

[@darkprophit]

@@jamallee1510 get it to 666 likes

[@pawncube6787]

This subreddit is really sad, because a lot of it is someone getting in a confrontation, coming out on bottom, and then shower simulating it to imaginary victory and posting it on the internet to feel better about themselves.

[@UnclePhil6705]

Literally me

[@amo8804]

or just seeking attention

[@enternamehere________3663]

Enterious same thing

[@amo8804]

@@enternamehere________3663 no just seeking attention for no reason lmao just to make themselves feel god

[@eatmyass123_]

Ha we got the same profile pic... cool

[@molliewalker4238]

*son kisses dad on the lips* *Alabama enters chat*

[@RadiantBleu]

More like slamming the door open

[@2421-b9o]

haHah FUNny AlAbAMA jOKe sO hiLarIOUS anD ORiGinAl

[@NashvilleSkyline1969]

2421 20252120 bruh u commented the same thing on another Alabama joke

[@dtixgkstistisfisti5053]

60th like

[@terrytaylor7036]

@@2421-b9o yeah, it was funny

[@Pixelusually]

R/thathappened be like: Ok so when I was in mums stomach I heard my mum talking bad stuff about me *I came out of my mum's stomach and instantly said "you idiot"* Then everyone stood up and clapped I got a medal for that And that's the story of my first words And a day later, I got arrested for mass murder

[@cyberashuto6123]

Cant forget *"And then everyone started clapping"*

[@Star0gaze]

@@cyberashuto6123 And the "I got a medal by doing that"

[@realjooj1296]

it do be like that doe

[@Lyenati]

I can imagine a woman giving birth and Gordon Ramsay’s head popping out and saying “You idiot sandwich”

[@Pixelusually]

I'll do both of the first replys

[@joshuarivera4930]

*"the waiter had a strange feeling on his face after the tip"*

[@pointless_va]

I think we all know where this is going...

[@erikasdiary3111]

this took me a second to realize what this meant

[@eadweard2214]

What, wsit,wait,, ohhhhh waiiiit

[@SoVidushi]

😂😂

[@UnstapIed]

SIMP

[@ZachariahMBaird]

I've been asking people what LGBTQ means and nobody will give me a straight answer. Edit: wow. This comment got into an EmKay video. r/technicallythetruth

[@noonethe9209]

Haha

[@ZachariahMBaird]

Preemptive r/whooosh

[@jestersudz6085]

lol

[@Wubbazt]

@@2wingo r/wooosh

[@macwithoutcheeze6037]

2wingo dude r/whooosh

[@JebMotorsport]

OK guys so this seriously legit happened today at school. My teacher was picking on the shortest kid in our class so I punched the teacher, everyone clapped, the President shook my hand and the Air Force did a flyover of the school as everyone clapped for me. Damn I am so smart and kind and worldly. /s

[@sahar64]

Underrated comment.

[@joel8493]

r/thathappened

[@joel8493]

r/wooosh

[@joel8493]

@I ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍᴍʙᴇʀ Because my comment was a joke. I said r/thathappened cause the author is making an ironic joke about how this thing apparently happened.

[@joel8493]

@I ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍᴍʙᴇʀ Some people just don't get it. Smh. And you're really gonna pull the r/ihavereddit card, even though you're watching a reddit video. My guy, hypocritical much?

[@CocoasArt]

0:32 Lmao we did so many weird stuff at school This doesn't even sound so unbelievable

[@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf]

Cocoa

[@paperclip6377]

R/ThatHappened

[@RadDeadRedemption2]

this used to happen every single english class lmao we hated the teacher

[@abandonedaccountthankyoual3480]

I'm the 69th like *Oh no*

[@MimoriAzume]

Yeah that would happen, but the only difference is that the teachers would tell us to shut the fuck up and kick us out the class 😔

[@mokpo-xi9cg]

Guy:*throws his cat on someone's face and runs away without getting cat* Cat:"wait wut"

[@rew1677]

Wait why are you talking about alinity

[@rew1677]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIPWYYKni5moicU

[@-touya_todoroki]

The cat would see it as cat *WAIT MY OWNERS IN.DANGER] CHOMP n run back Human: looks down to a cat while running Cat *MEAW* Human: °_°...... God damn you must love me my kitteh

[@simplykryptic2474]

Cat: *watches guy run away* Father?-

[@drkrishnap]

You guys are confusing cat with dog. Cat - mauls the stranger, waits, stares him down, growls a bit, a few threatening paw poses +/- hisses, and just goes back to IT'S HOME, to console it's poor hooman. There. Corrected it.

[@MrIsmailfaiq]

i have a story that i made up too once upon a time, my father came back after 10 years. the end.

[@Jenson_Beach]

If you win the lottery he’ll comeback

[@MichaelSHall-ii2uq]

He's just getting milk

[@variouspeople6196]

Hes just going on a quest for milk

[@noyou9379]

It was only a dream

[@simplykryptic2474]

I, too, have a story. It is a gloriously shit tale. One that has haunted me my entire life. I voted for Trump. The end.

[@Khai1104]

No one: Slazo: *leaves channel*

[@Cin_Was_Taken]

W.A.S.P Jesus. Calm down

[@cvrbstomped]

@@Nightwalk444 Woaahhhh, WOAAAHHHHH, You need to calm the fuck down.

[@AspectEXE]

@@cvrbstomped he didnt say what kind of gas, dont assume things

[@Nightwalk444]

@Giorno Giovanna you thought it was Giorno but it was me Dio.

[@VenoZmic]

@Dear Leader thank you cault leader.

[@TaeSunWoo]

“Don’t drink kids” Tell that to people who swallows

[@whydoifuckingexist6046]

What about people who suck

[@claemayor1650]

My freinds blonde and didnt get this

[@meat_doughnuts3457]

Wait what-

[@SpringDavid]

What bout to people who just *_absorves_*

[@asandwich6823]

What about people who digest

[@mrsmamalove]

so once I was at the bar and the waiter said “honey, are you wearing a bow tie? That’s for boys” and then she clipped it out and put it in my hair and said it was much better that way. I slapped her and threw the bow tie at her! Everyone clapped. Then my crush walked in! We made out and I found out I was pregnant! The baby came and in two months, the baby said “hello mother, can you tell me the the story you previously had told me about the bar and the bow tie?” I cried! The end Edit: Guysss!! I can’t believe I got 4 million likes!!!!!

[@cheyennefriedersdorff4146]

Oh my gosh really? You're an inspiration!!

[@luzfxxx]

And then i woke up

[@niamhha9014]

You forgot to mention the part where your baby made a political statement that was three sentences long.

[@elchuzalongo4339]

@@niamhha9014 and then became the world's richest baby

[@elchuzalongo4339]

hacks it's a joke

[@shawnhubbard9477]

I have the ability to prove these are fake with 4 words; "then I woke up"

[@ajvfajgryjelhywmbgh]

👌

[@draqna1926]

or "and everyone clapped"

[@uljk5699]

one-time-i-dreamt makes much solid post than the gibberish that appear in this subreddit.

[@sunbea4477]

HanHanPlayz they both suck

[@frelted6744]

jerzey deville its even better when you read the post before the url.

[@mateuszponikowski2274]

The Alabama tradition: Kissing your own family no matter the gender Alabama music starts playing

[@duckduckinator3185]

Alabama + gay = *_NO_*

[@kievara]

@@duckduckinator3185 hey, fuck you. Im from alabama and im gay and there ALOT of LGBTQP+ people down here.

[@weetardedcat2112]

@@kievara hey fuck you, why are you so offended. We have enough of you as there is.

[@sl5687]

Aint the alabama flag also the flag the kkk uses?

[@stopcomparingeverythingtob6378]

SCP 096 lol no it isn’t

[@sabrinazz4662]

This legit happened Today I woke up and started eating breakfast, and you'll never guess what happened... *THE BREAKFAST WAS EGGS*

[@ebolve]

w o a h

[@zekimse]

*clap clap clap*

[@user-rv3wj7dw2k]

@@zekimse 👏👏👏 There you go.

[@madeleinemusgrave5578]

FAKE NEWS! That happened 2 years ago!

[@bruh......2005]

STFU you are lyieng

[@dr.avalanche4994]

I keep forgetting this is Micheal’s channel because I’m so use to having you reading these

[@BeeTeaDubs]

Same! When I hear the intro "best Reddit readings North of the equator" I automatically think "Aw man.. You can't just steal someone's intro and change one word" lol The good thing is I like both of them!

[@maksymillian]

@@BeeTeaDubs who is he

[@ricardo19986]

Whoo is he?

[@gnashattack1]

René Chèvaprâwatdumrongsoü Not mike

[@christiannoy8541]

Michael*

[@sarkastinenpiiras624]

Alabama? Son kisses dad to lips. Oh, i see. Alabama.

[@rolandstarr9860]

On*

[@sarkastinenpiiras624]

@@rolandstarr9860 Am I missing something?

[@rolandstarr9860]

@@sarkastinenpiiras624 you phrased it wrong my dood. It should actually be phrased like "son kisses dad on the lips." Sorry if I'm being anal, but trust me phrasing will determine how people view and judge you. Have a good day my guy, hopefully this helped and didn't irritate the shit out of you.

[@2421-b9o]

haHah FUNny AlAbAMA jOKe sO hiLarIOUS anD ORiGinAl

[@NashvilleSkyline1969]

2421 20252120 it’s you again

[@etanu8308]

"they know who i am-" *what are you, tony stark?*

[@ellafowler2169]

Nooo they're tony staNk

[@etanu8308]

@@ellafowler2169 damn

[@vanguardfalcon]

I am I-Ren Man

[@trax2703]

“This slice is for gay people” *ALABAMA 100*

[@Ka1tl1n]

*I’m NoT gOnNa DrInK a ChIlD* More for me then Edit: guys, stop asking for some. I already drank the kid...and several others. Yum!😋🍽

[@acab9120]

Woah buddy save some for me

[@overrcast4282]

Dang save a slice for me . I want the ear and some of the hair. Also, put some ranch and a little of the bladder juice on the hair.

[@iqbalbarokah5860]

Lemonade Gacha suspiciously suspicious

[@path4522]

r/cursedcomments

[@duckmovies4998]

Can you pour some in my teacup

[@anime-hj7hg]

Daughter: Dad, I like girls. Other daughter: Me as well... Dad: does anybody in this house like boys?! Son: I DO!

[@CringyFandoms]

The dad knew he did too, and that the mother didn't

[@jedispiders7204]

That’s original

[@skittles-on6oy]

overused

[@hamsmacker11]

creative name this was on r/comedycementary like a year ago

[@ayonixanimations]

@@hamsmacker11 r/woosh

[@pointlesssanity6047]

"Alabama Ritual" IF I WASN'T LAUGHING SO HARD I'D BE UPSET.

[@Kilovotis]

"I'm a Christian we don't celebrate Easter" LMAO WHAT

[@missimakesense8479]

Well not all christians celebrate christian holidays. A good majority of them (including easter) were originally pagan.

[@ashierapreston]

Admiral Kilovus Loxic People will say that “We don’t celebrate Easter, we celebrate “resurrection” like in the video basically to say that they won’t acknowledge Easter stuff beyond its “original” meaning.

[@Tendo641]

certain more extreme Christians flat out don't celebrate holidays at all

[@dannypipewrench533]

I, for one, am far more interested in the Giant Rabbit that brings chocolate. I like chocolate. I also like the Old Man who breaks into my house and eats my food, and leaves a bunch of stuff.

[@superderfmen]

Yeah that person sounds like the most unfun person in high school.

[@agentelevenofficialyt497]

“how tf did we get from celery to eating sNGhHhHssS”

[@A68AGaming]

Text to speech had a seizure

[@absolutesnails6733]

A68AGaming but it’s not text to speech-

[@A68AGaming]

@@absolutesnails6733 hol up

[@willyflumble]

Ultra Instinct Agent Eleven ah yes i sure do love sNGhHhHssS

[@magicaljustice]

I have no idea how he showed a customer to his kitchen. Like where do you work where you have your own kitchen?

[@4ae109]

some of these are actually believable and should go on r/madlads

[@y7va]

like the actual thumbnail

[@youjustgotvectored3989]

NinjaQwert yeah cat fishing is actually really easy

[@howdoinamemychannel6767]

Like the kid who ordered champagne for his mom that could definitely happen

[@lizard5445]

Is ur pfp a Roblox character with a PewDiePie thing on it?

[@4ae109]

@@lizard5445 its my old roblox character and yes thats the pewdiepie pattern on it

[@ADarkAngel4949]

These comments are either the Dad and Son kiss, or the Not Slazo dude. I actually like the new guy, his range is quite entertaining.

[@JimmehRulez]

Yes but he still locked Slazo in the basement.

[@ADarkAngel4949]

@@JimmehRulez Ah Slazo will live. He just needs water.

[@JimmehRulez]

@@ADarkAngel4949 hopefully.

[@harukananase2966]

I love your profile picture!

[@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM]

@@ADarkAngel4949 clean*

[@WorshipperOfBread]

The bad thing is I could see a Karen saying that about rainbows though

[@michellemadison1952]

More like a good thing

[@Pebbles.3]

That probably happened tbh

[@mikansgirlfriend]

@@michellemadison1952 How?

[@blackfang0815]

"How does he know they're from Alabama?" "He stood up, took a big bite, and kissed our father on the lips for three seconds." "My question has been answered."

[@mgsgamer8340]

Lemme get the family gun

[@alabamaslammer3921]

@@mgsgamer8340 and start a family fire

[@matty8952]

What

[@zaytaz9331]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@kenziem1673]

Story time: i thought that r/that happened meant crazy stories that did actually happen. Then i watched the video. I said out loud “ohhhh i get it I’m so stupid” *and everyone clapped* (In true KZbin fashion) Thanks for the likes guys!

[@plav6067]

hmm.. how could i make a really stupid comment *gets idea* *R / T H A T H A P P E N E D*

[@nikkidafler]

*_r/thathappened_*

[@LordSeal7]

Lani and Kenzie Vlogs me:Claps That happened

[@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM]

*and* *congratulated* *you* *and* *your* *crush* *kissed* *you* *on* *the* *lips*

[@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM]

*and* *your* *brother* *kissed* *your* *dad* and finally S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A started to play

[@hotdogkiller3905]

Ok so today some stupid boomer said “MILIANEL BAD” and I punched her in the face and she exploded and she died lol

[@n0chin192]

Lol

[@RF-Ataraxia]

Can confirm, I was the punch sound effect

[@julianalston120]

The Chris Show can confirm I was there stupid boomer

[@sillychuu]

Can confirm I was your shirt.

[@deromakesvideos]

Yes

[@dandycandy5813]

So this one time when I was still a fetus I noticed I wasn’t alone and I had a twin! Then my twin ate my arm. Good news though cause now that we’re 14 I just ate his arm!

[@derpymcderpo8762]

Uno reverse card

[@L.Terrero45]

@@derpymcderpo8762 lmao

[@lamesause]

Wholesome

[@user-ct6rk9zq6h]

Aww 😍😋😘 #bffforlife

[@marsbarr4144]

*Cannabalism*

[@aethersu9799]

"ALeXanDER HAMIltOn MY nAmE Is AlEXANdEr HAmilToN" Look I like Hamilton too, but I don't freaking start singing the lyrics when people ask what my name is :/

[@pepperonicici]

I start singing that when my boyf introduces himself as Alex ngl

[@cristinaflanagan5323]

AnD tHeRe'S a mIlLiOn tHiNgs I haVeN't dOnE

[@robin6144]

I have to stop myself from singing so often. My mom even knows lyrics to musicals that she hasn't watched since i sing so often ^^;

[@rosetea_aj7585]

I do...

[@ember3249]

@@cristinaflanagan5323 jUsT yOu WaIt

[@toxicman9128]

One time I started singing “sweet Caroline” under my breath cause I was bored in class, and right as I got to the “dun dun dun” part, the kid next to me said it too. Not the whole class tho.

[@mickytherat8020]

You've found a brethren. Start a cult

[@toxicman9128]

Lee The Rat I already have a cult

[@mickytherat8020]

@@toxicman9128 i will join

[@sheer9203]

And I will spectate

[@Wooldrog]

@@toxicman9128 can I have a application please

[@Casey-qh4fx]

Don't drink kids." Me the next morning: *Are we going to have blended kids again mom?* 😂😂😂

[@SeventhRoses]

R/noahgettheboat

[@itsfry6841]

Cosmo 56 am tomorrow and

[@justinian702]

Tesseract ah nice... I have already blended my kids into my daily smoothie... I ran out of them... can you suggest where I can buy more? Thank you! 😊

[@cloudthesheep]

Just.in.connor Russell I buy mine from the local McDonalds! But if you want a variety of them I would suggest a playground!! I also get mine on the weekend just because usually there are more there. Hope this helps!! :)

[@nextombz]

*momPickMeUpImScared-* DONT DRINK ME-

[@neuratlas]

14:41 "Yes father. I did. Please Tell me what earths defense system is."

[@ReeN1995]

That child talking is actually kinda scary. "Can we play now?" Dafuck is up with that xD

[@echotruth6638]

ReeN // Edits homie got the Benjamin Button disease

[@Sevofthesands]

there have been instances of children just coming out from sheer silence and babble to forming sentances in a snap. infant brains are different and if a child hears plenty of talking and is abnormally bright for thier age then its been known to happen sometimes to just start speaking basic sentences.

[@maliciousqueefer3427]

jorejaha *Mhmm yes...*

[@Murcielag0scuro]

@jorejaha r/thathappened

[@SystemErrorReal]

I bet that little girl arguing about Easter decided she doesn't want gifts for christmas because Jesus is the only true gift too, huh 👀

[@mdizon3396]

Facts

[@jessilaine7999]

There are actually several religions that don’t celebrate any holidays because of their pagan origins - not Christmas, Easter, or Halloween. However, having been raised in an evangelical church, I can agree that that conversation 100% did not happen. Parents were always the ones to have conversations like that with the teachers and then the teachers let the kids do whatever their own conscience allowed as some participated more than others. I was in a college philosophy class the first time a teacher ever questioned any of the beliefs I was raised with.

[@ActualPsychosis]

@@jessilaine7999 F A C T S

[@lexiesmith7633]

@Jess Ilaine r/whoosh

[@ActualPsychosis]

@@jessilaine7999 i think, Argentina doesn't celebrate halloween

[@deadaccount2212]

I could honestly see the Hamilton one happening if the barista didn't go so far with it- like, saying the first line instead of the WHOLE VERSE

[@Ryocniel]

nice profile pic

[@KiddWithTheHat104]

I would do that. Like, that is me

[@korialogo]

That’s what I was thinking. They could have gotten away with it, but the extent to which they went kinda gave it away.

[@deadaccount2212]

@@Ryocniel thank

[@koiva9076]

TurtleFace I was downloading doki doki when I saw you’re pfp

[@nickwetzel5496]

Until they realize that the army hasn’t used jeeps primarily for 20+ years

[@toby_wankenobi]

Women at aisle 6:56 I a Female person can barely track my own period and 100% can't track Someone else's

[@moondrop784]

Seriously even with my app and my period being on schedule every month I can’t track my own period

[@toby_wankenobi]

@@moondrop784 I can feel your pain.

[@honedaychannel]

@@moondrop784 I don't even track it because I don't even know when it comes I've tried but to no avail

[@woogusboogus9947]

All I know is mine starts either at the end of the month and into the next or at the start of a month but idk what day so I end up bLEEDING ON MY Winnie the pooh pants 😩

[@okaylars3248]

@_Peachy_ Avacados_ i am pretty sure that is not how it works

[@cookiekiller1303]

-drinks a random kid from the streets- Guy : DONT DRINK KIDS

[@shifusha2]

Plot twist: that champagne is actually a pee but mixed with sugar

[@n_ix5847]

*hold your up please as i am very unsettled by this plot twist*

[@spriteman6929]

*hol' up*

[@shikanokono18]

*Hold Up,wait a minute--*

[@Glitchmelon]

Disappointing No baking soda

[@ShibuNub3305]

Even better!

[@ChoaiDode]

8:20 I genuinely feel bad for Robin for having to read that out loud

[@karlamartinez9759]

One day I walked up to my crush, confessed, was accepted and even got a kiss. ... Yeah sure, cause that totally happened.

[@DarkwearGT]

Then u woke up

[@karlamartinez9759]

@@DarkwearGT exactly

[@veganplayspiano]

I can hear ur username

[@karlamartinez9759]

@@veganplayspiano LMAO

[@justinian702]

*then I woke up*

[@Oblivionic]

I dunno, man. Some of those seem pretty plausible, like the going to college a year early, and the last one about hamilton. I've seen some pretty wacky baristas at coffee shops who would do that sort of thing.

[@bee7388]

@waddup I'm Alex and I love musicals I WAS SUMMONED *HI*

[@thetrashman8648]

@waddup I'm Alex and I love musicals fRESHMAN Y E A R

[@thetrashman8648]

@waddup I'm Alex and I love musicals i was a loser jUST LIKE Y O U

[@thetrashman8648]

@waddup I'm Alex and I love musicals I WAS GROSS, AS ANY FEMALE WOULD ATTEST

[@thetrashman8648]

@waddup I'm Alex and I love musicals mY LIL PENIS WAS DEPRESSED

[@MichiChan123]

14:19 “MOTHER I CRAVE HYDRATION”

[@yntxrrr]

Father I crave c h e d d a r

[@Glitchmelon]

Idk why but that reminds me of Tommyinnit. Also I should probably sleep, it's 2:27 am and I was meant to be asleep at 11:30

[@kaikouchickamatsu]

I need to know more details on how this child catfished his mother without being a total creep. o_o Although I'm scared at how old he was and how... nasty he got.

[@nyx0781]

It was most likely fake because that sounds super fuxked up

[@kaikouchickamatsu]

@@nyx0781 srsly. But there's some pretty freaky people out there...

[@celeste1727]

@@TheRealDrRavager Yeah sure

[@chainerx2634]

@@TheRealDrRavager what's catfishing

[@peterthirdandthebridges]

@@chainerx2634 it's when a cat goes into a river and takes out a fish. It's a cat fishing.

[@puppetgod2515]

9:57 completely missed a “Jesus take the wheel” joke.

[@travelling_inkdrawings]

*also isn’t bill gates dad a lawyer* *in law* *doing law stuff*

[@darnit1944]

The waiter asks for more tip. That deserves a spot in r/choosingbeggar

[@cwheels01]

Pretty sure Bill Gates is too rich for commoner food.

[@boopjack9522]

Arcata GB I’m pretty sure he cooks his own meals, why do people think that just cuz he is rich that he has to have stereotypical foods for rich people, sure he has one of the most advanced house in America but he has a fairly normal life, like seriously people don’t just become snobs because they are rich, and sure he was a dick when he started Microsoft but still he’s a fairly normal person I feel like I went to deep into that

[@cockatoode705]

Omg you're right. That waitress got $505 in tips and is annoyed lol

[@cwheels01]

@@boopjack9522 People with as much money as Bill Gates don't typically live "normal" lives.

[@moved_accounts]

I have a story similar to some of these: One time I forgot the name for curtains so I told my friend, “Yo could you close the window blankets?” I’m not kidding when I say “window blankets” turned into an inside joke that we still laugh at to this day.

[@reyex9385]

*teleports from work to kitchen* *"sEE i EAt PEanUT bUtEr AnD CelErY"* Edit: they didnt say there was a kitchen in the workplace itself which means the story could have been false

[@annwynbeneaththewaves]

*the customer is also teleported to kitchen* *and gets turned on by celery so she asks a complete stranger to eat her ass*

[@eee-xd5bo]

Ok but you arent coming into my household if you keep celery and peanut butter in a box

[@Grizzs]

In some offices there are kitchens, that wasn't the unbelievable part.

[@Aikesn]

*WHEEZE* I mean the lady got turned on because the guy showed his BIG celery with peanut butter in it

[@mainspare9903]

That should belong in r/notlikeothergirls tbh

[@nicholasjohnston1970]

I love how every time there’s a bad word he just says it backwards

[@Th3RealPeterGriffin]

kcuF

[@nobitches9828]

tihS

[@zabellegrace8258]

😮🤯ok so guys this just happened😮🤯 I wAs RiDiNg My BiKe DoWn ThE rOaD nEaR mY hOuSe and i came to this really pretty spot just as it hit sunset so i started singing and just as i finished the song the entire nEiGhBoRhOoD came out of the bushes and started clapping for me and they said i should sing another song so i did and i sang aLl NiGhT. and just as it became midnight my crush appeared from the crowd and said he lOvEd Me!!!! So now we are dating and then my two friends appeared out of a tree and said they were gay and started kissing, this inspired the whole neighborhood to be gay and everyone started making out. Me and my crush started living together and then i found out i was PrEgNaNt!!!!!!!! and when we went to have a scan done i found out that my baby was singing the song i sang while i met my crush IN THE WOMB!!!! so then i bought one of those thingies that let you hear your baby inside the womb and i took him to America's got talent!!!!!! AND SHE WON!!!! and Simon Comwell was so impressed that we became best fRiEnDs!!!! I used the prize money to buy a castle in france which is where me, my crush and Simon live now. I then used the womb microphone to teach the baby how to speak and do maths, she got so smart that NASA employed HER!!!! I've only been pregnant for 5 weeks!!! OMG GUYS IM SO BLESSED✨✨ (still a better story than twilight) EDIT: OMG GUYS THANKS FOR ONE BILLION LIKES IM SO BLESSED🥰🥰🎀✨✨🥇 #totallyhappened

[@uhm9469]

OMG NO WAY THATS AWESOME YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY THOUGH!!! SO I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST AT DAWN AND I STARTED SINGING TOO!!! AND THEN ALL THESE ANIMALS AND A BABY DEER CAME OUT OF A TREE AND CARRIED ME TO THIS COTTAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS AND I WENT AND LIVES IN IT FOR 50 YEARS AND THEN I TRANSFORMED INTO A FAIRY AND FLEW TO NEVERLAND AND THEN CAPTAIN HOOK BECAME BFFS WITH ME AND TOLD ME HE WAS GAY!! AND THEN HE KISSED PETER PAN AND THEY HAD A BABY THAT WAS ACTUALLY A MUTANT OF SHREK AND DONKEY AND IT LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "HELO YOU BUTTERFUL BEING YOU ARE SO BERY BUTTERFUL" AND WE GOT MARRIED AND THEN THE COTTAGE EXPLODED ANF I WAS SO HAPPY I CRIED!

[@ijairen]

She had us in the first half ngl

[@namanbali3380]

LMFAOOOOO

[@Thunder_God_Eneru]

Hippity hoppity what the fuck

[@Thunder_God_Eneru]

NapstablookStrocityVA I got it but where the hell did you pull this shit out off?

[@coconutm1lk297]

Little story like this category: I started chanting soup,then everyone started chanting with me for about 30 seconds.The teacher just laughed.The people in the other classrooms were probably so confused.

[@LocalCatNamedPounce]

Dear, North EmKay Please unlock Slazo from your basement. Thanks, EmKay Fans From Slazo’s Time

[@sunder530]

Australians need sun at least twice a day

[@tavvy4426]

I speak for the northerners were not gonna let him go because we need his accent

[@unfortunately_fortunate2000]

actually so long as they get an hours worth of exposure to 'stralian sunlight, you only need to bring'em out twice a week, or if you're a metric type & not a landing moons on rockets continental type, 4 times a month! pro tip, once killed my first pet Australian by over exposure to Canadian sunlight. just isn't the same, kept whining about being cold, pffft what a giant pussy he was being that day, it was only -35 without the windchill and with the windchill, a comfortable feels like -48 kind of morning. a'lass nonetheless, he somehow died. due to the power of Canadian sunlight. he Was the goodest boi, until he started being a pussy that is. but yeah, back on topic: let EmKay out of the basement once in a while. geez, what a shitty slaver, amirite!? #edgyGANG@@sunder530

[@unfortunately_fortunate2000]

my sister wants to let'em smash if ever he escapes his bondages, she also said if he brings his former slavers bondages with him, she "may be able to find a way to put'em to good use" idk what she meant by that, but I think she wants him to help her with abducting people and keeping them prisoner in our attic. just a hunch & what my gut is telling me, idk for certain, though. @@tavvy4426

[@jamallee1510]

I want to be the 400th like but I know people will never let me

[@drawingthroughthestars9226]

me: *finally gets over endgame* “what are you, tony stark” me: *sobs*

[@enbagel1083]

drawingthroughthestars omg same

[@enbagel1083]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@enbagel1083]

wow that's awesome ty!!

[@darnit1944]

Bill Gates' dad is a successful lawyer. Also, the fact that the waiter asks for more tip deserves a spot on r/choosingbeggars

[@milkytofu8934]

When I was 1 I danced my way over to this lady in the supermarket and said “ hello my lady. Do you know why chickens cross the road?” She said no and everyone had a single tear in the corner of their eyes and we had a moment of silence for my smartness.

[@mackenzie7144]

She said she loved me like a brother 🎶 *SWEET HOME ALABAMA* 🎶

[@CringyFandoms]

Remember kids it's not incest, it's church with grandma

[@darth_fister9997]

Ur mum gae

[@liana6479]

This is legit real My dad went to go milk and came back!

[@somerandombee4963]

Lucky

[@someonesomewhere9840]

This is fake

[@somerandombee4963]

:o

[@somerandombee4963]

I know

[@TemphinFD]

Fake. R/thathappened

[@angrypeachie]

“How tf did we get from celery to eating ssaa” that part killed me I don’t know why 😂👌

[@phoenyx6782]

*sŠäA*

[@abemudokon9497]

The dangers of Wikipedia

[@snappedfoil]

@marilyn crow you're joking right?

[@snappedfoil]

@marilyn crow good

[@rosmari-tx]

I was mistaken for a boy when I was a baby. It pissed my dad off so much.

[@No1AsakaKaorifan]

@f̶r̶o̶g̶ g̶a̶l̶ idk

[@b4nd1t61]

I can actually believe the one at 1:50 kids hear cuss words everywhere nowadays

[@KeliaBolton]

*Son kissed dad* *that's ga-* *ALABAMA IS CALLING*

[@thechannel8418]

I'm gonna eat your a- oh wait he's not here lol

[@SenkaBandit]

“Let me guess then everyone clapped.” -Thomas The Choo Choo train

[@cr8zygoodshot]

9:20 me trying to determine which Crowley they’re talking about: 👁👄👁

[@ashierapreston]

Ï hãtė mÿšęłf Probably Aleister Crowley

[@cr8zygoodshot]

@@ashierapreston THERES ANOTHER ONE??

[@ashierapreston]

@@cr8zygoodshot 😂

[@YourStepBrotherIRL]

that Hamilton one hurt my soul, I love Hamilton but like,,, o w i e

[@aethersu9799]

Ouch, i am hurting

[@mimikqx]

This one time I got beat up, then I got so mad I ripped his heart out then said, “I knew you were a heartless creature!” also, was that a good dream?

[@Toeescape]

It reminds me of Killed in the hunter exam

[@omegaentertainment01]

@Rio Inkling ...that escalated quickly, holy shit.

[@cheryl.mp3]

*F A T A L I T Y*

[@kennyr987]

I just realized The thumbnail says the post was uploaded on Soulja Game Console

[@questionablename3723]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@Weqct]

Lol

[@firewolf_6955]

Kenny R you saw that too?

[@The5StrangeFellows]

"if I pray hard maybe it will come" also what everyones girlfriends has said

[@yaboigames819]

Me explaining to my teacher why I was yelling: 00:11

[@peachycream8674]

God please tell me those “fox tails” they had one were just belt clip ones and not the butt plug ones....

[@eggschlatt9609]

#buttpluggang

[@blobfishhhh]

wtf does a buttplug do/is a buttplug? I've heard of it but I dunno what it means- Edit: thank you to everyone saying "stay pure" and assuming I'm a guy but... I know everything else bUt a buttplug- like bondage and a cock ring. You all failed. Now stop replying

[@eggschlatt9609]

@@blobfishhhh stay pure youngling

[@ultralinguistics3083]

@@blobfishhhh Stay pure

[@mementomori2350]

ψ 「ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀɴᴏᴠᴀ」 ψ stay pure

[@Zack_Zander]

"I SAY GOOD DAY SIR!" Did not expect that so soon

[@scrypticism]

While Hamilton was getting coffee, I was kicking ass as the ambassador to France.

[@i_maiko_i]

I think that this guy just payed Slazo to boost his start on reading subreddits and now it s his chanel .

[@Satan-lb8pu]

If he did, I'll subscribe to him cause not gonna lie, I enjoy his readings more than I do Slazo's. But I doubt he paid him, it's probably more of an "I'm going away for a couple weeks, can ya take care of my channel while I'm gone".

[@mikemiken1963]

Paid*

[@vasenka-]

Yeah its a total bait and switch. I was so excited about this channel when Michael announced it, I find his Reddit videos hilarious. As for the new guy.. Not so much. I can see why he would feel the need to stand on the shoulders of a successful creator.

[@vasenka-]

To be clear yes, of course Michael started this channel and I am fairly certain he just hired this guy to read for him. I don't think that's wrong, its a win-win for both of them. He hasn't enjoyed making these videos in a long time. Its just disappointing to me how they slowly but surely fazed this guy to the front and slazo only uploads every once in a while.

[@crowleynotcrawley9283]

This guy already has a channel. Forgot WAT it's called but yeah he has subreddit channel already

[@boominski_4202]

I love how the catfishes mom post came from a Soulja game console

[@3leafclover491]

Emkay please let Slazo eat again please he is good KZbinr and he should live

[@TravestyJunction]

Why do you have such a generic, trash username?

[@josephl447]

@@TravestyJunction lmao wat

[@TravestyJunction]

@@josephl447 Smash Bros and random numbers is a pretty lousy username.

[@linkinlog8543]

TravestyJunction lol. 12 year old

[@teeth_eater]

Smash Bro0513 are you 60 dollars on the game cube (EHAWWW)

[@maddox8465]

11:44 Bruh how does she know more than a doctor when she doesn't even know how to spell tendonitis.

[@d0nt.w0rry.ab0ut.1t]

15:58 me, another hamiltrash, crying because of what has happened to my people

[@gammavalentin7]

same

[@littlesadeo]

This was CRINGE AS HELL

[@_lorelexi_]

Same....

[@abunchofpossumsinatrenchco6652]

I know. I mean respect for singing in public tho.

[@sophiaredwood5825]

I’m in the same boat

[@crazyinvaderfangirl1]

You can’t give a baby water that would kill them. They would know that if they actually had a baby…

[@Evayasi]

Ugh air can kill them faster, get the facts right smh.

[@txicrses4410]

r/Wooooshhh

[@somehuman7482]

You can't give babies milk, they start mooing

[@zoeshimizo5086]

The story with the car that has no engine had me cringing all the way to my soul

[@lillithplays6514]

The swearing 4 year old one is actually pretty believable

[@Undeadly.]

That one with the teacher is a failure on his part. If all of his students failed he the weak link.

[@あなたはこれが何を意味するのかを]

That's... not how it works.

[@SyncF]

あなたは、これが何を意味するのかを考え出すのにあなたの時間を無駄にしました。 Yes it is.

[@あなたはこれが何を意味するのかを]

@@SyncF No... it isn't. It really isn't.

[@krimsonkarma8412]

@@あなたはこれが何を意味するのかを Yeah, it really is... If literally all of his students fail, then he's obviously not teaching the material correctly. Teachers aren't infallible my guy.

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

It really is. If a teacher doesn’t teach the class anything, how is the class supposed to know the material? They could theoretically teach themselves, but depending on their workload they might not have time for that. I had a math test once where pretty much the entire class failed. The highest grade was a C. We were a class of honors level kids, so it wasn’t like we were stupid. But we still failed. The teacher recognized that if no one understood the material, she messed up somewhere along the way. She retaught the lesson in a different (clearer & more in-depth) way, and guess what? We passed the make-up test. Teachers are just people, they can make mistakes just like the rest of us. That story was 100% fake though. That teacher would be fired, and that’s if they send the email. Which they didn’t.

[@SuperX10]

"Don't fluff with our stuff." 😂🤣😂😂

[@creeperawman.9399]

15:56 AND EVERYDAY WHILE SLAVES WERE BEING SLAUGHTERED AND CARTED AWAY ACROSS THE WAVES HE STRUGGLED AND KEPT HIS GUARD UP. INSIDE HE WAS LONGING FOR SOME THING TO BE A PART OF THE BROTHER WAS READY TO BEG, STEAL, BORROW, OR BARTER.

[@6aminthepm314]

THEN A HURRICANE CAME AND DEVASTATION RAINED. OUR MAN SAW HIS FUTURE DRIP, DRIPPIN' DOWN THE DRAIN. PUT A PENCIL TO HIS TEMPLE CONNECTED IT TO HIS BRAIN AND HE WROTE HIS FIRST REFRAIN A TESTAMENT TO HIS PAIN!

[@chiatut619]

WELL THE WORD GOT AROUND, THEY SAID “THIS KID IS INSANE MAN.” TOOK UP A COLLECTION JUST TO SEND HIM TO THE MAIN LAND. GET YOUR EDUCATION, DON’T FORGET FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, AND THE WORLD’S GONNA KNOW YOUR NAME. WHATS YOUR NAME MAN?

[@creeperawman.9399]

@@chiatut619 ALEXANDER HAMILTON. MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON. AND THERE'S A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE. BUT JUST YOU WAIT, JUST YOU WAIT.

[@HarbingerOfWAH]

When he was 10, his father split, full of it, debt ridden. 2 years later, see Alex and his mother bed-ridden, half-dead. Sitting in their own sick, the scent thick. _And Alex got better but his mother went quick_

[@keepscrolling5066]

Moved in with a cousin the cousin kermited scootercide left him with nothing but ruined pride, something new inside

[@traveltheodyssey]

Why do I feel like that 4 year old saying bedtime is a "fucking crisis" could actually happen- I mean, I've heard little children swear-

[@auqustfire]

I miss when Hamilton was super popular and you just saw it everywhere lol

[@Akz2Reckless]

I actually like this guy idk why everyone keeps asking for slazo 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Jonicornflakes]

People don't like change bruh.

[@Akz2Reckless]

@JayLeeBeanz Slazo gave him permission to upload videos. Slazo HIRED him so what's your point?

[@habibishapur]

the problem is that theres hundreds of reddit channels out there but those of us who subscribed to this one did it because we want to listen to slazo. we have a crush on him and listening to his voice gives us a raging throbbing erection

[@prettyinpinky5937]

Bet they aren’t asking for him now. Lol

[@jootsimp]

JayLeeBeanz relax don’t get mad

[@inacatt]

GirlsGoGames said Slazo and Joinen are a 90% match, who else wants to see the ship sail?

[@princechion5247]

@Silent Harmony 420% match

[@keiimyen5398]

Wow i havent heard about ggg in a while **flashbacks**

[@pewpew8190]

This totally happened: One day I like, died. When I opened my eyes I saw God and the next thing he said to me moved me to tears. He said, " *I like ya cut g* " After he said that I just woke up. I saw my family aside my hospital bed, I grinned and then said "I like ya cut g" Moral of the story, if you get a good haircut God might give you another chance in life 😌😌😌

[@cutiedemonzyt3776]

So the Hamilton one is just a " Hamilton the musical " fan that had to lie about doing that shit while not even knowing who Alexander Hamilton is.