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#reddit #theclick #subreddit

[@TheClick]

bit of a late upload, I was busy procrastinating what did you eat for breakfast today?

[@wulle8509]

Bratwurst

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Bread and tea

[@crackheadcat666]

i didn't eat breakfast today ;-;

[@Ecofriendlyant]

Food

[@AggeAnimations]

Ate some yummy eggs and jam on a toast :)

[@moritzlinden7169]

The thing about Rapunzel is that the Brothers Grimm explicitly mention several times that she ties her hair to the a hook in the wall before letting it down, so she does in fact not have to carry the princes' weight. But adaptations tend to leave that detail out.

[@alphaomega7191]

Probably for the best a lot of details from the orignal stories get left out to be honest.

[@Naeron66]

The world record for a woman lifting a weight using her hair is 125kg. The hair itself can support about 10 tons.

[@VixyGirl]

@@alphaomega7191 like the dancing in hot iron shoes until death. Old school fairytales are wild.

[@alphaomega7191]

@@VixyGirl - So many of them are truly horrific. We've toned them down and tell them to little kids but you go back and see the original versions and ... wow ... just wow.

[@soulangela7154]

Actually in Disney's adaptation she also put her hair through the hook and uses the hands to pull the hair and her mother up (so there's still no tension on her head).

[@Genderqueerquack]

30:37 I once told a girl I loved her top. She asked if I thought she looked too fat for it. Mind you, she was pretty skinny. Not rail thin, but looked like someone who works out often and got lucky genetically. I told her no, and she said “thank you, that means a lot to me. I’m trying to recover from an eating disorder and I feel like I’m getting too big.” I think about her a lot. I hope she’s doing well. Once an older lady told me I was handsome. I almost cried because I was feeling so so dysphoric and just being given that teensy compliment made my week.

[@Daelyah]

Love the mushroom pfp, btw 🍄💖

[@foxliasgriffinYT]

hope shes doing well, same to you man

[@-_Nifi_-]

MUSHROOOOOOOOOOMS! I like your pfp

[@carmelo6546]

Look at this handsome lad

[@lunaa143_]

That's very handsome of you :)

[@CharlieApples]

I’ve been a vegetarian for 18 years and I have never hated PETA more than right now

[@skootergirl22]

Well, you still consume animal products, not vegan, apparently they hate you

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

Nothing brings vegans, vegetarians and omnivores together like hating PETA

[@mariane5564]

​@@elvingearmasterirma7241at least they did one thing right

[@bellac6311]

@@elvingearmasterirma7241nothing like a common enemy to bring ppl together

[@rainygreymornings]

Pretty sure that tweet was a hillarious joke. Right? …right? :(

[@Emerald.She-Ra]

Regarding the "men's secrets" post: I worked part time in a Chinese takeaway restaurant a few years ago, and one of our regulars was coming in less and less. He suffered from severe depression, so his trips out were mainly to us, or the local supermarket. He appeared in the shop, one night, and I smiled, said hello, and asked if he wanted the usual (he would keep leftovers for the next day). He said he only wanted the usual starter and sauce (lung fung roll, and curry sauce). The shop and phones were quiet, so I started talking to him, asking how he was, and how smart his new jacket looked on him. Joked with him about just banging on his floor to get his order sent up if he couldn't face coming downstairs(he lived above the takeaway，and I know we wouldn't be able to do that, but it was a running gag). Once his order was ready, I told him to take care, enjoy his food, and I'll be waiting for the ceiling knock. Another couple of months passed, and he didn't come in. I was starting to worry, because neighbours hadn't seen him either. It was mid-July when he returned, and he looked fantastic. I asked if he'd been away on a holiday, and he told me that the last time we'd spoke, he was going to eat his last meal, then ☠️ himself. But, he changed his mind because I was the only person he'd spoken to in ages that hadn't berated or looked down on him, and always had a genuine smile. He had eaten his food, then called the crisis team who booked him into emergency psych evaluation. He then had a three month in-patient stay for treatment. All because I treated him like a human. I'm not sociable by nature, and even when it was busy, was always nice to my customers because I'd never have known if I'd been the only person they'd spoken to that day/week/month/year.

[@mollymalone3743]

Thank you for being you ❤ from one who has struggled with depression

[@fr4rq236]

I love you This post showed me you are a model human in my mind ❤

[@Emerald.She-Ra]

Thank you both for your very kind words. I'm far from a "model" human, but given that depression and CPTSD has nearly won the battle several times (very nearly succeeded at 14/15 with my school tie😢), I've fought back as much as I can. My two cats are my anchors, and I also believe that if just one kind word, a smile, or a hug can help someone, so be it. I try my damnedest to hide my bad days, but it doesn't always happen. Those days, you can see a complete change of "tone" per se, in my posts on social media. I get very nippy, so I've found it best to try and stay away from it all at those points. I hope you are both doing well. Depression is a bastard, but there will come a day that we'll wake up and feel like the world is no longer crushing us. XhugsX XhugsX XhugsX

[@fr4rq236]

@@Emerald.She-Ra Thank you very much and I find it particularly impressive how well you've fought with all these problems and not killing yourself. As someone who's brother killed himself not long ago and me being the last person to have spoken to him, I really agree with you. Since this happened I have come to realise how important solidarity can be and completely agree with you. You might rather see yourself as someone who isn't very strong and perhaps even broken, but I think it's very impressive how far you've gotten and admire your strength to resist the urge. Not just that, you also grew wiser through this, although instead of keeping your knowledge and your experiences to yourself you give strangers your advices and gradually help other humans and by that humanity as a whole. I believe you helping others being more friendly could actually save lives. With this in mind I want to thank you for being you! ❤️

[@phaedrapage4217]

I've made a habit of trying to find the silver lining in ANY and every situation. It's not always easy to find but if you can it definitely affects your attitude for the whole day.

[@louisev7202]

That story about a teenager wearing braces during the apocalypse does exist. A french comic called "Sourire d'Acier" (Steel Smile) uses that very concept in a world where everyone has an obsession related to their thoughts at the start of the apocalypse, this girl was supposed to get her braces off that very weekend and now travels the land looking for a way to get them off

[@ace_of_cups4096]

I mean, I would too 😭

[@cshoppy19]

That's cool! I actually did something completely different with the idea, where the braces kinda take a backseat until she uses the leftover wire to destroy the robot mainframe

[@Just_a_commenter]

Of all the packages to open, that mother chose a Bad Dragon box... Like, do parents just completely ignore whose name is on the box?!

[@Glacial_floofs]

I can understand the whole not knowing what bad dragons is, but not reading who's name is on the package is... yeah. that's bad. I make sure to read who's who on the package before taking it inside

[@Chetloore]

How long do you think the kids lived in the house before they started receiving their own packages? It isn't about disrespect it's about habit. A kid may say they're 18 and they're an adult but the parent dealt with the first 17 years. As a man in my mid-thirties it took my mom the same amount of time with me being an adult to finally see me that way.

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

@legendonfire4020 yes. That is in-fact the case

[@slimej2202]

​@@ChetlooreI mean, presumably they also spent 17 years living with their partner (if not divorced). And potentially even longer living in their parents. If anything, checking for your own name is a long built habit as most people in their 30s-40s have spent more time living with others than completely by themselves. Logic doesn't hold.

[@VitTheVicious]

Yeah that is a problem, but it could have been way worse! Thank god they didn't beat their child because of the package.

[@cowoco6412]

for anyone wondering, the post about the teeth growing in hands is actually fictional! the poster is a really good photoshop artist, I follow them on twitter and they make really cool creepy stuff :D

[@iclynnx]

Oh goodness thank the universe, I can sleep knowing it wasn't real. I still think there's tumors with cells that grow teeth though? I may be wrong.

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

​@@iclynnxgod dammit I thought I had forgotten about that yet you reminded me of it ;-;

[@LakinMae5]

@@AlyxTheProtogenfiction always have a nugget of truth woven in.

[@alisaurus4224]

@@iclynnxyou’re thinking of teratomas! They can contain teeth and hair

[@WolfgangDoW]

High calcium from vitamin K2 deficiency can result in calcification of soft tissues like blood vessels though Vitamin D helps you absorb calcium from food, vitamin K2 pushes it into bones/teeth

[@ghostrider4199]

"Santa never got my ass candles" is the sentence I never knew I needed to hear lol

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

😂😂😂😂😂😂somehow it was even funnier in your comment

[@carmenplangger9417]

I read your comment before he got to that part and I can't decide if I'm disappointed or relieved.

[@pumkin610]

It's such a relatable quote

[@Aperson11028]

It’s so funny

[@pavelZhd]

Yeah. Bats are pretty cool. Though my favourite fact about them is - when scientists decided to study how bats manouver in their caves to avoid collisions with walls and each other, they eventually found out that they don't. Bats bump into walls and each other all the time.

[@ThePopo543]

My favorite bat fact is that when some vampire bats are too young or old or sick to go out hunting for blood, some of the other bats who go out gorge themselves on so much blood then come back to the cave and puke it up to feed the ones who didn't leave. Oh right and also bats didn't cause "the rona"

[@lxckystars__]

bats r just like me fr

[@seigeengine]

@@ThePopo543 No idea how you concluded that, but it's concerning you're saying so.

[@beingmegucaissuffering.5326]

The autism simulator video is actually really interesting, since its specifically looking at the parts of autism that have to do with sensory issues. Theres a point in the video where they use a mixing board with volume sliders for different environmental sounds as a physical way to show the difference between how autistic and allistic people's brains filter out background noise.

[@SingingSealRiana]

For me its especially light brightness .... I am half blind every time I leave the house and it's more then twilight

[@Ashurman666]

Garfield Minus Garfield is an existential NIGHTMARE that portrays John as a sad, lonely, often pathetic shell of a man. I love it!

[@alphaomega7191]

Unlike the normal Garfield which portrays John as a sad, lonely often pathetic shell of a man ... with a cat.

[@MalloryFlash66]

12:20 why the hell is Batman MORE caked-up than Catwoman. LMAO

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

I put the new forgis on the jeep

[@ace_of_cups4096]

XD the model is also pushing its cheat forward, making his "cake" look bugger than normal.

[@seigeengine]

Batman is a wall of muscle. Of course he's caked tf up

[@angusmacintyre2414]

As a goth with many years of nightclubbing experience, I can confirm that is exactly what it looks like.

[@MykkiOnTheCusp]

Yes, nothing will ever top the slow motion flailing of goths in a nightclub.

[@alphaomega7191]

@@MykkiOnTheCusp "Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me"

[@Mashida_Killzzz]

A fellow Goth!!👍

[@theraysofthesun__]

fr dude!

[@Badbirdie]

If you know any goth nightclubs PLEASE tell me

[@SartorialDragon]

29:30 it's really sad that many men feel that way. However, this should NOT be solved by women feeling obligated to do the emotional work *again* and *again* just to make a man's day or save his life. It's apparently not safe in many situations for women to give out platonic kindness because too many men read this as flirting because they don't experience kindness much. So here's a suggestion: Men, give your male friends compliments. Ask them how they are really feeling. Listen to their problems. Offer a hug. Be kind. I promise, it does not make you gay to show platonic affection to your bros. It will enrich your lives to build friendships that go deeper than giving each other high fives.

[@seigeengine]

The trouble is if men received more positive affirmation, they'd be less likely to have such dysfunctional social relations with women that they'd interpret it as flirting, or latch onto it out of desperation. People who aren't starving don't dive on a scrap of food like letting it go is a death sentence. It's sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy, and affirmation from other men will never be sufficient to resolve this.

[@revivethebloodgod]

Did we all just forget that "fair maiden" means "good girl"? He just called all of us good girls.

[@Jaybird196]

We're all chaste, too, apparently.

[@t1ff4nyall3n]

As a trans femme, I accept this blessing.

[@Jaybird196]

@@t1ff4nyall3n Same.

[@crackheadcat666]

cries in trans masc

[@edwardbo4666]

Well- I'll take it.

[@discordiadingle3203]

It’s amazing how more obvious sexualization of women in video games becomes when you switch the character models.

[@Llortnerof]

Well, it does fit Catwoman in particular, but it's done way to much in situations where it doesn't really make sense. I do enjoy the occassions when the Chainmail Bikini has the Male Only tag, though.

[@13thMaiden]

I mean, I'm for putting guys in chainmail bikinis and switching out models like that. Watching a guy swing his hips like that would be _most_ entertaining.

[@scarlettboggs6381]

Definitely make bikini armor gender neutral. We can't stop the internet from being horny, but we CAN push it in the right direction.

[@diediedice]

That's exactly why dark souls is >>>>>> everything about the armor stays the same except for some adjustments

[@Milk-ck1wv]

have you seen the weirdos blaming women and feminist and the "woke agenda" for having nonsexulized female characters then they for some reason attacked trans people?

[@moss6248]

Fun fact! Snakes really did used to have legs, if you look at their skeletons they have Vestigial Legs, which show us that they used to have legs and still have part of the bones for them, they are just useless for now.

[@clarisaxpianist]

I thought the vestigial leg bones were only in constrictor species - pythons and boas - because they branched of earlier than the other species

[@moss6248]

@@clarisaxpianist you might be right, I’m not sure which kinds of snakes had vestigial legs, I just know some of them did

[@horse14t]

Some whales have vestigial legs too.

[@alphaomega7191]

@@horse14t If you see a x-ray of a flipper it's just a hand

[@horse14t]

@@alphaomega7191 I'm talking about the back legs :P Some whales still posses small bones that used to be the pelvis.

[@oakenshadow6763]

The Batman clip really shows how sexualized she is. I like this reversal for really showing how weird it is.

[@OrionoftheStar]

We need to sexualize men more. To make it even.

[@alphaomega7191]

Not going to lie I still sort of fancy deep voiced trans Catwoman ... and maybe flamboyant Batboy too despite being straight and them not being real 😉.

[@robertoroberto9798]

Fits her character though

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

...Now I want a comic where their personalities are reversed...just a super flirty Batman and an incredbly stoic Catwoman, maybe swap some other characters' personalities too...

[@a_d3mon]

@@alphaomega7191 hey, that just means you're comfortable as yourself :)

[@benwillems8584]

As a protest against PETA, I will never use "tickle my pickle" again

[@seigeengine]

PETA really just made a post that told people to bang animals. I don't even.

[@roynicorn8361]

About the Comic with the monster pretending to be the woman's child: I know it's supposed to be like the terrifying nightmare thingy or what not, but something in my brain tries to complete the story and it just gets wholesome.... I will just give them names now Woman = Emma , Monster = Shelob Emma, still trying to just calm the terrifying "monster", continues pretending to be the "mommy" Shelob tells her something like "I love you mommy" and how "it's so great to be finally loved" This continues for a bit, Emma is no longer terrified of Shelob and just adopts her as her own, helping her new daughter grow up, go to school and all that. Obviously society would not be so accepting, so we now have a mother fighting for her little girl.

[@kirbo_2125]

The click: I’m not a furry! His disclaimer:

[@michajastrzebski4383]

also, recognizes Bad Dragon brand. OwO

[@SforSamPlays]

@@michajastrzebski4383tbh non furrys use BD, most of the time for tentacles

[@someguy1894]

@@SforSamPlayseven interacting with furry things increases furry chance i would know

[@herringtonwolf4032]

It's been too long since a furry irl vid

[@spiker.ortmann]

​@@herringtonwolf4032he never did one of those, that's his furry twin brother.

[@maxhatterschannel5140]

Fun fact, Mickey Mouse real original was gonna be mortimer. But his wife was against it. So Mortimer became the name of his Rival

[@pierce9933]

More to the fact: Mortimer was the name of Walt's pet rat and wanted to use the name as a tribute (or what the correct term for dedicated something for someone) but his wife said the name didn't fit with the character and didn't roll off the tongue like Mickey Mouse did.

[@a_d3mon]

@@pierce9933 That is the term for it.

[@pierce9933]

@@a_d3mon That's good, was a bit tired when I was writing it and kept having mind blanks on the word.😅

[@Amy-ky5wr]

Morty Mouse, kind of still works.

[@shadowking278]

I can’t think of Mortimer without thinking about that’s fnaf fan game. 🤔

[@RustFox]

8:19 For people freaked out by the bread: the horizontally cut bread loaf is used for making 'sandwich cakes'. You make a sandwich, but use the whole loaf, put different toppings on different layers and then cut slices off it like a cake. They're a pretty normal cold savoury food option at graduations and other family celebrations here. Also hi from the neighbours! 🇫🇮

[@KEJA06]

huh, I haven't heard of that before. Interesting to know tho, thanks for sharing! Saatetaan nähdä torilla🇫🇮

[@Zynt0xik]

Click should know about that considering it is Swedish in origin and very common here as well, maybe he has just never had any smörgåstårta :P

[@ginsi936]

I have never heard of using actual bread in sandwich cakes, but it can be understood how it got its name. Also 🇫🇮

[@disastrogator]

Unfortunately it's not very common in grocery stores. I have always had to use normal bread slices and just layer them like bricks so the cake stays structurally sound.

[@snorpenbass4196]

@@disastrogator ...they're in most larger stores, though? I know I can easily find them at my local Maxi...

[@22kitten33]

24:14 I immediately saw Jeff and then a second later it was the anime girl and it kinda freaked me out. Ngl.

[@seigeengine]

I didn't realize it was Jeff at first, and saw the anime girl, but was still unsettled.

[@iaNdaveNport.]

11:40 “I’m the guy who’s going to burn your house down with lemon grenades” (Cave Johnson)

[@TheNekomata8]

The Click: "Do you like Furbys?" Me: "Yes!" The Click: "Do you like biblically accurate angels?" Me: "Yes!" Shows biblically accurate Furby! Me: "Yes, yes, yes!"

[@alexisbloodwood5587]

Consider: Long biblically accurate furby

[@IVEmeritus]

Same here though! Always thought furbies were cute and I have some. I kinda want to mod some of them into angels & demons now.

[@WolfgangDoW]

I watched a video on someone made a real working Furby organ too, it was glorious

[@KarmatheCorgi]

Like I'm not even gonna lie, it was really pretty and well done!

[@battlesheep2552]

Furbys were in the bible?

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: The ability to solve problems with multiple tools is a rare talent in the animal kingdom, but according to new research, cockatoos are the first birds on the block to carry and use a tool kit to suit their needs!

[@strangeaelurus]

Didn't crows make tools before cockatoos?

[@Chetloore]

​@@strangeaelurusthat is what I thought. I thought Corvids were the smartest bird family.

[@jacquelinewright868]

Thanksyou fo new animal knowledge

[@CorrectMyGrammarPls]

@@strangeaelurus I think the difference is that crows are capable of using tools whoile cocktails actively do it without human interaction.

[@Mr.Scootini]

Define “tool” Like… is a rock a tool? Crows use rocks to get water levels higher so it can eat the nut that’s floating in it

[@frankm.2850]

Thought it was hers even though it had someone else’s name on it. Really? What could lead you to believe a package addressed to someone else is for you? Also, opening mail that’s not addressed to you is literally a felony.

[@therealopaartist]

According to my grandma she’s allowed to because it’s HER house and we just live here.

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

@@therealopaartistSame

[@nagitoad]

Someone else said that the poster ordered her mom shoes and that 'toy' and they were supposed to come on the same day. They also both had the poster's name so it was an honest mistake (if theyre telling the truth)

[@missnaomi613]

My daughter (19) is temporarily living on the other side of the US from me, and doesn't care if I open her mail. (It's usually health insurance stuff.) BUT I STILL ASK BECAUSE IT'S NOT MINE!

[@Susirajantakaa]

Sometimes you just don't read whose name is on the top. I once opened my neighbours bills, which were put in my mailbox accidentally. I have the same internet-phone provider and electricity company, so didn't notice until after opening and wondering why the amounts on the bills are different than before.

[@thepip3599]

18:15 I had a sunflower I did that with on purpose, but I only turned it a little bit every day. It grew in a spiral!

[@meimei]

after dealing with depression for a decade, i've learned to recognize when i may be going a bit down the hole through how my dreams are, as i had the most amazing dreams when i was in my deep depression, in order to bring some joy

[@turquoise9706]

Somehow the biblically-accurate Furby is less creepy than a normal Furby.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Well, all those extra parts will at least make it harder for the damned thing to hide away in a dark corner, before letting out a horrific stream of demonic gibberish the second you turn off the light...

[@starlightgamez1996]

Your videos kept me sane and happy when I was homeless earlier this year. Thank you for being you.

[@theplaintech]

This raises so many questions.

[@starlightgamez1996]

@rach3092 they are ^^

[@file_corrupted_7836]

i'm glad you had things to keep you happy during something as unfortunate as that

[@missnaomi613]

Glad things are better for you! I'm currently living in my van, but at least I finally got a job! And yeah, watching this lovely man's antics brightens my days as well!

[@waffles3629]

@@theplaintech like why anyone should be homeless in this day and age?

[@CarinaCoffee]

30:23 I'm a woman, but I totally second that! A handful of years ago an older colleague I hadn't seen in a while (freelance work) and I talked between work calls and I remembered something random about her husband and asked her about it. She did a double take and asked me how on earth I remembered that. To me, it's just normal to remember if someone tells you something about themselves. She smiled a sunshine smile and said "you know OP, you're such a nice person!" That really stuck with me. Whenever I feel like I'm not a good enough friend or person, I remember that interaction and it brings me so much joy that someone saw me like that and not like the hardly bearable too much talker I think people take me as.

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

That’s so relatable! You have no idea the relief I felt once I read your comment, I always have to stop myself from freaking out people because my brain chooses to remember freaky details about everything- but can’t remember to eat or drink water 🙄

[@CarinaCoffee]

@@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 Yes! I remember the weirdest trivia about random things I learned, but don't ask me about certain dates in history I learned in school or sometimes even names of people I just met.

[@alphaomega7191]

Simple kindness and recognition of others makes the world of difference to everyones lives I think.

[@PlxsteredH34rt]

9:48 ITS A CHARCHOLE TOOTHPASTE ADVERT IM CRYING

[@PansyPops]

I said “WHAT?!” extremely loud and got the attention of my entire household. It looks like some sort of anti-racism campaign, BUT IT’S TOOTHPASTE

[@experimental-jedz]

9:58 yes you are right actually, since the tooth paste are heavily herps base it make them with unpleasant look and smell but they really one of the best toothpaste in the market here

[@IVEmeritus]

Oh god, that poor kid probably died inside. Hopefully the mom didn't open the bag and doesn't know what Bad Dragon is.

[@asheronwindspear552]

Thankfully it didn't come back with a note saying that the mother had the same model.

[@oribooedit]

Oh that bag was definitely open and the bad dragon was uhh, gone i think.

[@itkenverta]

Was it a boy or a girl who ordered it?

[@bendingdemon6483]

@@oribooedit I don't think it was opened and the toy was... definitely not missing, the mom wouldn't be stupid enough to take it after admitting to haven opened the package

[@bendingdemon6483]

@@itkenverta Why does that matter

[@TheStrawbunnyPrincess]

in highschool, a single compliment made me feel more loved then I had ever felt before... It stopped me from killing myself and I have dedicated my life to always being there for the person that said it... she has her own life, but can always come to me with anything. i owe her my life...

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

❤

[@mansikkapoika]

Tw for sh and s/icide For me it was my friend coming over after I had completely ghosted everyone in my life for almost two months. I was actively self harming in the bathroom when I heard my friend calling out for me. He had used my spare keys to get in and literally yelled out "Hey! Aleksi are you alive?". I completely broke down and just cried for two hours in his arms. I couldn't talk. It was 10 days from "the day", which would've been on my birthday. Seeing that people cared enough to come over to check up on me made me realize how fucked up my situation was. I felt so guilty. I spent my birthday with my family. The only gift I asked for was that we would all go eat together at the small Chinese restaurant we used to go to a lot when I was a kid. Honestly that isn't the only time I tried to or planned to take my own life and it scares me that I can't confidently say that it's my last. But I don't feel so utterly broken and hopeless anymore. Yes there are days when I'm still feeling like that but there are also okay days, even good days. I haven't completely climbed out of the deep waters yet but I have hope again. I have the word "yet". The point is that there's always a chance to get better but you'll never live to see it if you aren't alive. Keep living to see that day. I'm proud of you. I'm here if you want to talk. Take care of yourself ♡

[@NotTheLastSoL]

My genderfluid ass was NOT prepared for Cliccy to call me a "Maiden".

[@decepticonsoundwave297]

"Deoxys reacted to the meteorite, and changed forms!"

[@13thMaiden]

I mean...think how I felt 😂

[@scarlettboggs6381]

_You have been Madienfied!_ Effects will revert in 24 hours.

[@revivethebloodgod]

Just means you're a good girl

[@devonkelly2822]

And a fair one at that.

[@Alley-Neko]

12:00 @TheClick I actually got lost down a rabbit hole on finding out how Mickey Mouse got his name, just last week actually. So I was looking for who voiced a particular character, and that led down just seeing who else he did. Turns out he’s the childhood voice that I mentally connect with SANTA CLAUSE! Mickey Rooney! Look the guy up, Google "did Mickey Rooney inspire the name of Mickey Mouse". He did! I found this out from pure curiosity, but yah mind blown, your welcome!

[@seigeengine]

That's interesting. Mickey Rooney also was fairly enjoyable as an actor. I watched some of his early movies because of sad reasons and they were fairly enjoyable.

[@mangaqueen20]

15:38 I looked it up. Turns out it is true. It’s not quite 400 million, but it’s close enough. “The estimated global total of at least 133 million military-owned firearms among 177 countries” “There are more guns in the US than people. There are about 393 million privately owned firearms in the US, according to an estimate by the Switzerland-based Small Arms Survey - or in other words, 120 guns for every 100 Americans.”

[@britishcivilian]

tihi sounds like off brand hee hee

[@MsMiDC]

Its from Michael Wishson.

[@deleted_handle]

tihi

[@convalaria]

You can do the amazing dance move, Sun Running, alongside it

[@qckreplacementvideos7561]

Teehee

[@brickpuncher1429]

Thank you for saying this

[@TheRatMafia.]

I love how he puts so much effort into the intros 💛

[@nobudgetguy]

the only thing you could comment about in the first minute the video came out i guess

[@AggeAnimations]

@@nobudgetguyyeah

[@minestar2247]

If he didn't, we would have forgotten him

[@CosmicPelt]

@@minestar2247 I disagree.

[@rooroolaboo]

I have let my lovely friend David Bussell know you not only like his book but you also want to know if it is based on his real life affair with Princess Anne.

[@thatcasualdragon2975]

5:21 for those wondering, Eduardo Valdes-Hevia does some amazing cryptid art as well as threads like this where he documents fictional medical ailments that are well written with really great art attached (tw: body horror). The teeth one is good, so is the one about fractals. Also I once decided Santa would be tired of milk and cookies and he should have something more substantial so we made him soup. Then our dog started eating it as I was going to bed so we made him a sandwich instead.

[@prospectoridv]

Well well well

[@torkey_joice5304]

14:16 when I was little I gave Santa gifts a couple years in a row. I also wrote letters to the tooth fairy and asked it questions

[@pumpkinpatch7841]

11:30 No, Mickey Theodore Mouse was originally called Mortimer and Minnie was called Minerva

[@infamous1857]

Ahh you made me start crying again. Yeah we all need help. I definitely do right now. My life has gone even more belly up these past two months and today everything just hit me and came to ahead. Hope all you guys have someone to talk to when it’s hard. Never be afraid to talk about it. Keeping it bottled up makes to just have blowups like me rn lol

[@Meggzilla]

Are you good fam? If you need to talk... Hmu

[@Meggzilla]

Tell me about your day

[@smaragdwolf1]

a click video is a good place to share your lifestories :)

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

❤

[@Meggzilla]

@@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 I like your name

[@HeisenbergFam]

6:45 Click's reaction to "I went outside once, too many minorities" is gold, you look majestic in that summery outfit

[@DestinyKiller]

I'm guessing the mom legit thought it was her own package from Bad Dragon and used the shoe thing as cover story

[@dakzibbon6589]

8:56 This ad for black herbal toothpaste describes it pretty well, cause it's difficult for us to sometimes get, that by rubbing our teeth with a black toothpaste we can make them white

[@crazycatboysolomon7006]

I had a dream where St. Patrick was taking pills to feel less alone. Just thought I'd share that

[@valerielevasseur8674]

This is the missing cycle from Yeats' The Wanderings of Oisin. Maybe.

[@merlethewizard1192]

Fun Animal Fact: There was a new animal discovered a few months ago, called "Cerberus Duck“. Currently, it‘s only found in hell but people already started trying to domesticate them

[@crackheadcat666]

how much you wanna bet cliccy wants one....even though i'm pretty sure he said he wanted one either in this vid or another

[@merlethewizard1192]

@@crackheadcat666 yea, there‘s actually one in the making already :D He‘s making me so poor… (love your name btw!)

[@crackheadcat666]

@@merlethewizard1192 (thank you.) i haven't been able to buy any of the plushes ;-; i really wanted the ESD but i was too broke as is

[@RRW359]

24:20 I saw Jeff and didn't see the girl until Click mentioned it.

[@Ninjard0143]

Jeff? A person or a word? I see neither and am confused. Please help

[@denkisupremacy]

​@@Ninjard0143it looks like the creepypasta Jeff the killer, a made up internet serial killer. if u Google a picture maybe?

[@anonymous-or3re]

Jeff the killer, man. Like... creepypasta? ​@@Ninjard0143

[@havingicecream]

14:32 never mind how it feels, imagine _cleaning_ that

[@Cheynise]

Having braces during an apocalypse sounds more horrible than if you had braces your whole life. After I had my kid's braces removed, I was told I'd have permanent braces, which as a teen, I thought meant they'll never come off again. These are put behind your front teeth and for so many years, it was excruciating cuz the metal sometimes cut into my tongue OR you tend to feel pain from the pulls over time. Then one day as an adult, a few years before covid too my dentist said I could have them removed. If I still had those during covid, boy, I'd probably go looking for pilers :x

[@captainpolar2343]

brain: has a dream person: good dream (wakes up) what was it about? brain: has a nightmare person: i've never slept since

[@whyiwakeup6460]

your brain remembers trauma for future reference as a survival mechanism I think

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

​@@whyiwakeup6460fck my brain

[@rolfs2165]

15:46 As someone from outside the US: you _are_ a threat. You just refuse to accept it.

[@gingeralesequel]

As a student from the US: we know by now they're a threat😐

[@smileguy1287]

Can we just appreciate the really cool sword twirl Click did in the intro

[@NexTakenouchi]

Imagine a whole group of people who act like NPC's go to some kind of event. They all circle around something, and clap and cheer like that intermittently. Like... okay, I know flash mobs are in the past... but I think that'd be funny.

[@starparodier91]

11:25 No joke my great uncle worked for Disney and my mom’s new theme for her classroom is Mickey Mouse and we spent the entire morning going through boxes of his stuff we were given and identifying how old it was, etc. He also wrote a timeline of Walt Disney’s life on flash cards. Sadly, that name wasn’t on it. Maybe we need to look deeper 😂

[@WolfgangDoW]

Another comment says the original name was apparently Mortimer

[@starparodier91]

@@WolfgangDoW Considering the terrifying marionettes my mom plans to display in her class of 7 y/o kids… makes sense. 😂

[@mukaz351]

Mickey's original name was supposed to be Mortimer. If I recall correctly, Mortimer was the name of the pet mouse Walt had as a child.

[@JohnSmithMO]

Those intros getting more exciting every time

[@TimeToTossTheDiceOfTime]

I don’t know how this happens, but I watch you as I draw and it brings out some EPIC art skills in me.

[@spicyidiot09]

i love opening packages Whenever there’s a package at my door i check if it’s mine and if not i will text the person and ask if I’m allowed to open it and wait for an answer

[@earthbloodelf5289]

I always love Click's unhinged intros

[@ellecapone1337]

24:06 Me: *watching at 120p to conserve data* All I can see is Jeff…

[@Charle596]

Who the hell is Jeff

[@denkisupremacy]

​@@Charle596Jeff the killer is a creepy pasta, internet horror story basically, idk much abt him but that's it lol

[@omagoddd8246]

14:09 Santa probably gets tons of gifts but he just gives them away to us😭

[@vocalfrog]

13:07 just wait until click hears about 'my horse prince'

[@airohtheenby]

Everyone deserves to have a place to be open about their feelings, and also not everywhere is that place. I’m definitely guilty of oversharing sometimes, but this just reminds me of the time I was sitting in my therapists waiting room. A guy came in strung out on meth and quickly and emotionally told me his entire life story. I didn’t even say one word. A few minutes later my therapist came out with her previous client to walk them to the door. When she entered the waiting room this guy was balling next to me now on his knees as I sat awkwardly in a plastic chair unsure of how to react. The whole thing was so sudden and unexpected

[@thepartyrock]

I keep forgetting the fact this man looks like a failed Jim carry clone

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

I agree, but what do you mean "failed"?

[@thepartyrock]

@@FrozEnbyWolf150 I was high at the time so I have no idea anymore lol

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

@@thepartyrock I was actually mentioning this to a friend. Click reminds me of a younger Jim Carrey, due to his wide range of vocal impressions, how animated he is on screen, and the variety of topics his jokes cover. So I came to make the same comment, and saw someone beat me to it.

[@catinthegarden485]

Just as talented and likeable, but handsomer.

[@N0v4k111]

30:57 Why would you give these little gremlins, that already have a ungodly death grip, claws?! I would fear for my life

[@missLumi_lolita]

"It looks like their balance is really off" Sir, have you seen the average goth boots? 😂

[@alphaomega7191]

My experience is it's normally more than the boots making them lose their balance.

[@Angel_Kittichik]

I unironically love the biblically accurate Furby. For some reason I just love freakily built Furbies like that.

[@catsplayharryholmes9482]

This reminds me of when a former buddy said to call 666 and it was just an adult naugty hotline (in Germany)😂 13:44

[@ZaleSmith]

"Made some candle that looks like ass" at least you didn't give him a deflated balloon lol.

[@LotusHex103]

"Waifu?" "Jeff!" "Waifu? "Jeff!" My peanut adhd brain: "WAIFU JEFF!"

[@dave8539]

Santa never got his a@@ candle has to be the best line I heard all day

[@StarPlatinum7912]

28:28 THESE ARE THE BEST PLATES EVER

[@asheronwindspear552]

I think that they're OK.

[@StarPlatinum7912]

@@asheronwindspear552 GOD TEIR REFERENCE

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

Here to spread some positivity! I auditioned to be a VA for a podcast! Also, I published my first fanfiction and I already have 32 kudos 😊 Anyway, how are all of you doing? Feel free to rant, talk about hyperfixations, anything! Don’t forget to take your meds, drink water, and eat something if you haven’t already! This comment is a safe space and I love you and accept you ❤😊

[@mr_graves_]

Sounds like you're having a good time! I'm also going to contribute some positivity by adding me and my partner are currently both writing our first books and recently got a puppy. Wishing everyone the best in life and reminding you all to cherish every day. 😁👍

[@thedudewithasanspfp]

i don't have anything to say, just want y'all to know you matter one way or another.

[@vi4654]

A few days ago I finally finished high school and passed my final exam with a good grade! Can't wait to have free time again lol. The only problem is that I still don't know what I'm gonna do in university but at least now I have time to figure it out. Hope everyone's happy❤️

[@Whyamhere6]

A couple days ago I finished the first draft of my book! I'm not going to publish anything for a while since I'm still young but I've never made it this far before. Now on to the 2nd draft I guess!!! :)

[@Tvianne]

@@Whyamhere6 usolicited tip: take a few days away from it, just enough to "forget it" a bit. When you start working on it again you'll be more detached, objective, and hopefully the mistakes are going to slam into your face (not literally…). Good luck!

[@Ray_of_Forks]

15:05 Thanos the Tank Engine.

[@Ray_of_Forks]

On crack.

[@acharris]

Biblically accurate angel furbies. God has truly forsaken us

[@alphaomega7191]

And if they went on sale tomorrow you'd buy one right?

[@sometwat]

26:56 okay, hear me out, what if pluto is the pet "monkey" in a human world?

[@NPCarlsson]

The pronunciation of "orthodontist" is killing me XD 20:27

[@SageofStars]

23:49 And this is what Netflix cut out of their version of Sandman because it would be 'too disturbing'.

[@FeeshUnofficial]

"I was a sweet kid. That passed. Now I read memes for a living." LMFAO

[@kiwiduck5522]

The logic of paper beating rock is that the paper covers the rock, essentially suffocating it :) (27:57)

[@moira_the_goblin_king]

24:36 I had this idea, when creating characters for DnD, that angel wings were originally covered in feathers, and they burnt when the angel fell to hell, revealing the skin-wings

[@horrorandexploration1522]

31:50 - Funfact, snakes indeed did lose legs over evolution, and some snakes you can even see the small remenants of what were once back legs

[@-_Nifi_-]

MINI LEGS?! OMG 😱 SO CUUUUTE

[@dcornect53]

No one can tell me that lamonade ISN'T a product made by Aperture Science Inc. It was Cave Johnson's dream afterall

[@derekstein6193]

🎼"Doing what we must, because we can."🎶

[@Lukkaboc]

It's was invented by Acme then they sold the rights to Aperture after animal testing on coyotes confined it's suitability for human use.

[@SingingSealRiana]

​@@derekstein6193for the good of all of us except the ones who are dead

[@Suited_Nat]

12:38 commodification of women in every media lol

[@novaflame4812]

20:22 I can legit see pixar or dreamworks making Brace for it, it really has that vibe that either studio has been known for.

[@josh111888]

28:08 After decades of watching anime, this is the most traumatic train groping I've seen.

[@nat6098]

The Toronto house made me cry because we actually have crazy housing prices even in tiny towns. I will live with my parents until they die and I inherit their condo.

[@AtrenchcoatfullofWASPS]

15:01 ,The fact that it's gonna be my Birthday on the 8th makes this even funnier 😂

[@pigcatapult]

I know of a case where one half of a pair of conjoined twins where one stopped developing and was just a head, neck, and a highly underdeveloped torso without functioning organs. The fully developed twin’s heart couldn’t handle working for two, and ultimately they had to remove (and thus kill) the underdeveloped twin to save the developed one

[@Clydefoxy]

26:30 so you're telling me... the random things i feel are invisible spiders? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@JaseekaRawr]

Whoever curated these memes & clips deserves a raise!! 😆 Some of them, esp the bats vibing, literally put me in tears 😆

[@emanuelgarcia928]

And this is why I love the Click so much because of how wholesome and as well at the same time chaotic he is:D

[@PrincessJadyn15]

0:05 This has got to be my favorite intro 😂

[@osheridan]

_😂_

[@Tekdruid]

12:30 More like *Butt* -Man, amirite