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[@TheClick]

Go to buyraycon.com/theclick to get 15% off your Raycon purchase this holiday season! Brought to you by Raycon. furries aren't real

[@ThatRandomDruid]

Furries aren't real? Tell that to my bf, Click lmao Edit: I'm surprised nobody has linked every subreddit vid you've covered about furries yet. Would be amusing to see x3

[@_StarlightRose_]

Know who loves raycon everyday e 27 earbuds? Mike Tyson. Know who has never smashed their raycon everyday e 27 earbuds with a 25 pound sledgehammer? Mike Tyson. Also, yes we are. :3

[@Cybernetickoi]

Furries are real and they’re in your comment section :3

[@chesterismissing]

I've watched so much of your content my friends are now convinced I'm a furry. I am not a furry

[@SkyeTheSapphicWizard]

I recognized a large amount of these accounts. I am so happy Click is covering Tumblr omg my two safe spaces have collided

[@aviva285]

In the US, 'not guilty because fuck that guy' is actually totally a thing. It's called jury nullification. Even if the evidence is overwhelming that the defendant committed the crime they were accused of, if the jury all agree that they were justified in their actions they can 100% give a 'not guilty' verdict and the court has to uphold it.

[@Emmariscobar]

Fun fact: Jury Nullfication also works the other way around, the judges can look at a clearly innocent man and say "nah, fuck you! Go to jail!".

[@pennyforyourthots]

unfortunately, the mention of it will also get you kicked out of the jury pool lol.

[@LexTime89]

@@EmmariscobarImagine being so unlikeable that 12 people would unanimously agree to send you to jail for no reason.

[@solaris9426]

@@pennyforyourthots Yeah, that's called jury tampering. And in extreme cases, it can result in the entire jury pool being tossed out because what you said poisoned the entire pool.

[@baydiac]

@@EmmariscobarYup, that happened in the Albert Fish case. The jury outright admitted that they were confident Albert was insane and therefore his insanity plea would apply, but it doesn't matter because they wanted to kill him regardless. Death penalty it was! Now, I'm very happy about their decision because I think that he WAS sane so it would've been a mistake to give him the insanity defense. The proof is that his children defended him tooth and nail insisting that he wasn't a sadist and never laid a finger on them, never approached them sexually, etc. They thought their words were exonerating or lightening his crimes somehow, but to me it did the clear opposite. The insanity defense is "I don't know right from wrong" or "I couldn't control myself". The fact that he spared his own children from the atrocities he was constantly committing to other children proves that he knew full well that it was wrong. He wouldn't dare do it to his own (many) children who he loved very much, therefore there is no way he didn't know he shouldn't be doing it at all. Also the "I can't control myself" defense isn't worthy of an insanity plea either. Like with the weepy-voiced killer, if he was truly so broken up about killing people and wanted it to stop/wanted to be arrested he would've walked into a police station the first or second time. Once he was on serial killer status and still claiming he was soooooo devastated and never wanted this to happen it was clearly BS. (obligatory acknowledgement that succeeding in getting the insanity plea defense is not a get out of jail free card, you're probably better off going to prison. but if you're doing it to dodge a death penalty then I'm all for the jury nullification present in the Albert Fish case. that whole jury was full of chads fr)

[@zakuraRabbit]

I actually had the "i am an adult and can do what I want" moment back in late 2020...I was watching videos about reptiles and going "man if only I could own a reptile"...then I realized "hang on I am an adult woman who lives alone... I don't have to ask permission!" so I went to do some more research into their care and now I own a tiny adorable crested gecko.

[@DissedRedEngie]

*me who finished plant nerd school during spring and could only get 4 months of job in my field before the snow came and my foreseeable future only has snow plowing as a job. having s**t pay and how much I can work is entirely based natures whims. Also I was already broke* yes, I agree.

[@AlexLopez0506]

YO LITERALLY I LOVE THOSE MOMENTS. One time, I lived next door to a Dairy Queen and they had these ice cream cake pizzas that looked really good. And one night I'm sitting at home watching TV, and I see a commercial for one and I'm like "I want one of these." And that's when I realized that I was 20 and I could, indeed, go next door and get me an ice cream cake pizza from Dairy Queen. I got an oreo one, and it was REALLY good.

[@MrsDazl]

I had the same moment at 24-25. Went out n got a ball python that I named Spicy Dotty 🥰🥰

[@meh2510]

This is how I started my anime Dvd collection, now I got two bookshelves worth.

[@floodedmars8126]

My brother had this experience with bunnies. He's now working on becoming a vet and has an insane amount of information on bunnies

[@quinintheclouds]

as an ex-Texan, I can tell you there is indeed a term for "both wholesome and patronizing" and it is "Bless your heart"

[@kikihunter.45]

"darling child" too.

[@nbridgeman614]

a tEXan

[@demi42899]

In Oklahoma, it's a polite way to say "F*** you" lmao

[@kinosaga21]

Thats an example, yes.

[@quinintheclouds]

@@nbridgeman614 lol I was thinking that while writing this XD

[@mikeyahl7363]

Japanese folklore be like "Don't spit on the sidewalk, or else the Egg Demon with the face of an old woman will eat your toes off"

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

Is that one real. It sounds like it

[@coriumfigs]

Dont trust pretty women, they might want to *checks list* use their controle over *checks writing* fire breathing spiders to trap you like a spider and kill you- what the fuck 😭

[@coriumfigs]

Japanese folklore gives off the vibe that the storytellers were VERY high well telling the stories- this applies to all folklore btw (looking at you, floating horse head that rap battles you for your alchohol).

[@YoshKnight]

Don't put your shoes on in the wrong order, or else the wall won't let you get to work

[@coriumfigs]

don't trust the pretty woman, she might shoot her hair at you

[@vereornox701]

Japanese folklore: That pretty young woman by the waterfall is actually a spider demon

[@PhantomGato-v-]

Don't go near her! She guards the entrance to Old Hell and can manipulate sicknesses, specifically viruses and even more specifically COVID-19.

[@ActuallyYoda69]

Sometimes a kitsune, who is also probably going to kill you. In fact I hear the kitsune stories most often. People love their fox girls I guess lol (any idea where I can read about the spider demons?)

[@erviatangerine5108]

As a pretty young woman I confirm this

[@sharonoddlyenough]

Technically, humans are bioluminescent, but our eyes are too weak to pick it up. Shine on you crazy diamond

[@Little_Lepus]

The Taric quote, yessssss ♡♡♡

[@intercat4907]

You just sent me on a pure gold rabbit-hole google. God, I love you for that one.

[@Saga_Anserum]

is it blackbody radiation?

[@jeffery9543]

I think you meant fluorescent, since bioluminescence implies the cells have/ are the thing that creates the glowing, when in reality our cells reflect the uv light from the sun in a way that would make us glow certain colours. With a strong enough uv light we can see the cool patterns/ colours, but you'd have to use a camera to get the images since looking into the light would be damaging lol

[@sharonoddlyenough]

@@jeffery9543 no, I do mean bioluminescent! We glow brightest in the afternoon and around our faces!

[@frankm.2850]

I fucking LOVE guys telling on themselves it’s like “My dude, in what reality is admitting you can’t get a woman to climax a point of pride!?”

[@waffles3629]

Yep. Like I'm a sex repulsed asexual and even I know that's not how that works.

[@josephdavis9234]

A gay reality?

[@rickwrites2612]

​​​​​​@@josephdavis9234 nah, gay men who slept with women before coming out to themselves were fairly often decent lovers to their wives/girlfriends, IF they actually slept with them. More likely to go slow, into hands and toys, trying to get the gal off, not as focused on getting off at her expense, experimentation, emotional or affectionate connecting. Gay men dont neccessarily find women repulsive, for many its just an absence of physical desire drive.

[@dragb9284]

@@josephdavis9234what?😊

[@dragb9284]

@@josephdavis9234I mean lesbians exhist.

[@gabriellavedier9650]

The Rocket Man thing was an episode of the Big Bang Theory. Wolowitz wanted that to be his nickname, but I think it was his mother yelling to him about his cereal that ended up getting him nicknamed Froot Loops.

[@chanterelle483]

Was looking for this comment 😂

[@nartrium6232]

@@chanterelle483 Same xD

[@momothegamer6375]

I was scrollin thru tryna find it. I knew wat he was talkin bout but couldn't remember where, tried Google too, that didn't work. That was gonna bug me if I couldn't find it lol.

[@godofcrap42]

This. As Howard [Wolowitz] is getting briefed via a Skype call in preparation for him going to the international space station, he tries to get an astronaut ['Mass' Massimino?] to nickname him 'Rocket Man' by playing the song Rocket Man on his phone during the call. But then his mother shouts up to him asking if he wants a bowl of Fruit Loops for breakfast, leading to Howard sheepishly explaining to the astronaut that he still lives with his mother, and thus getting immediately nicknamed Fruit Loops Only re-explaining because I need to infodump at least once today

[@springfreddie6098]

@@chanterelle483i was also making sure someone else said this 😂

[@annetta2608]

I heard a version of the laxative plan where the person's family doctor knew about the lunch thief and "prescribed" the laxatives to be taken with food. Next time the lunch thief not only became incredibly sick, but was also fired by HR and charged with stealing prescription medication😈

[@firestorm5371]

Or you can put something really spicy in it.

[@kooskoos1234]

@@firestorm5371 yeah but that's not as funny :3

[@firestorm5371]

@@kooskoos1234 but legal

[@TuffMelon]

@@firestorm5371 So was the story top comment wrote?

[@supersillyme]

@@firestorm5371 that was just be a win for them. spicy food on top

[@EloquentTroll]

Oh gosh I actually had a childlike rush of joy for opening a Xmas gift in 2021, my parents got me a weighted blanket. I disappeared and took a very happy nap. My niece was like "why did you go take a nap? It's Christmas!" I replied "you started playing with your remote controlled car right away, I wanted to enjoy my gift too"

[@DraconicDuelist]

What's it use for the weights? I'd like to find one of those breathable blankets that has, like, a bunch of little lead/tungsten weights woven through it. That way, I can still use it in the unbearable heat that comes with Summer in a poorly insulated house.

[@KaliqueClawthorne]

@@DraconicDuelist nThere are mostly two versions - either very little glass pearls or plastic pearls OR you can make them yourself with dry lentils or dry rice. Might even be a little cheaper, when you know how to sew

[@DraconicDuelist]

@@KaliqueClawthorne That... doesn't sound heavy enough to me... Good to know it's doable at home, but still.

[@EloquentTroll]

@@KaliqueClawthorne mine uses plastic beads and weighs 16 pounds. It traps a lot of heat, but in the summer I roll it up for targeted weight on my shoulders (I'm a belly sleeper) without overheating.

[@hannahmarsden2082]

the british folklore 'mischief' thing is so funny to me because the mischief would be like swapping your child with a literal demon or making all your food burn or literally forcing you to dance until you die

[@elenaalluto6983]

Exactly 😂😂😂 that's what I immediately thought of as well!

[@crwydryny]

Fae not demon but otherwise 100% fact.

[@jennivamp5]

Such mischief! 😁

[@JoseSerrato0420]

The Fae *replacing your stored food with rabid wolves during winter*: OMG this is gonna be such a silly prank XD

[@kiyomisnake8271]

On the other hand there is a slavic folklore. Basicly: "Are your children misbehaving? WELL NOT ANYMORE, BECAUSE WE TOOK THEM. Be thankfull. Or not. We don't really care"

[@saintsomnia8030]

As a bi woman, I see SO many posts by other bi women that bash our attraction to men, which seems to stem from us getting ostracised by other sapphic women for not being queer enough. It's gross and really needs to stop

[@liselotteljungquist4568]

I've been told that I'm just faking being bi for attention so many times because I am in a long-term monogamous relationship with a man. The people who say this simply refuse to accept that we, as a couple, would see any involvement with anyone outside of the relationship cheating.

[@hmnhntr]

It's strange because I so rarely see the counterpart - bi men bashing each other for being with women. Maybe it's out there, but I haven't seen it

[@Roanmonster]

It's even worse when coming from straight women. Like sis it's not funny or quirky to bash an entire gender for existing, it's toxic AF

[@DigiVixen]

I think it has to do with how each gender views the power dynamics of the relationships. Like Sapphic women railing on bi women for being with men is from the idea that maybe they are fetishizing sapphic relationships and just doing for 'funsies', while also being concerned that bi women are in relationships with men who are misgynostic or just the patriarchy in general..... while most in my estimation are bad actors, I believe that there is some genuine concern mixed with paranoia. It's why I don't really consider myself bi... because I don't want to be accused of fetishizing bi relationships when I've only ever had cishet relationships. @@hmnhntr

[@sannimalin8527]

​@@hmnhntr not the exact same thing but my ex bf who was bi constantly complained to me that he wished I was a man or had a pen1s, I'm not straight either but I didn't complain to him for not being a woman🥲🥲

[@unticinesetrans]

05:00 you're thinking of Bing Bang Theory where Howard is talking to NASA. His plan was to receive a phone call during his skype call, and his ringtone was Rocketman, but as the ringtone is going off, his mother calls him for his fruitloops, so that ends up being his name haha

[@luxaartozial660]

I think it's even funnier in German, because he's called Fruchtzwerg then, which translates to fruit dwarf (Fruchtzwerge are a kind of fruity yogurt/cream cheese children's snacks)

[@elaexplorer]

Yes, I knew I'd seen what he was talking about but couldn't place it either.

[@deutscher1a]

I read some comments before writing a comment that included both of these comments xD i obv didnt scroll enough@@luxaartozial660

[@yoshidixon3896]

IM BUSY MA -howard probably

[@anum4776]

About changing technology: I remember reading about this. Someone was visiting their great-grandmother and this very old woman asked them "I bet your parents say things like 'we had to live without those smart-thingys you're always glued to' don't they?" "Yes" "My parents said the same thing to me about electricity". This has happened as long as technological innovation has. Traveling by foot switched to trains and cars. Sail boats to steamers. Parchment and ink to printing press, loom weaving to knitting machines. It will continue to happen. Old people will feel superior about their hardship and young people will keep rolling their eyes.

[@msjkramey]

Yeah, I was guilty of being snobby about tiktok. I'm not on it that much, but I'm glad I finally gave it a chance. If you're only seeing thirst traps and dancing videos, that's 100% your fault because that's what you decided to like on the app. It's not all shallow (and there's nothing wrong with indulging in shallow content from time to time).

[@anum4776]

@@msjkramey Yeah, still not gonna try it :P Okay, mostly because I want to limit social media use, I know it would consume a lot of my time. KZbin already takes enough.

[@LRM12o8]

This might not have been meant like that, but somehow this statement made me wonder if one day I will understand the old people's "Young people are spoiled because they have all this comfortable technology we didn't have back then" attitude. I hope I don't, because it seems either really stupid or borderline narcissist level of petty to me to condemn the young for enjoying what the older generations spent much of their life building (meaning the work was worth it), especially seeing how the desire to make life better for oneself and our offsprings has ALWAYS been one of, if not THE biggest motivation behind all mankind's achievements! 💁‍♂️

[@StinkySam440]

@@msjkramey i still dont want tiktok because my attention span is already super short and i feel like tiktok would shorten it even more :,)

[@lesteryaytrippy7282]

And then there's wise old people like that great grandma! She likely lived at a time of hardship that made her wish she never had to go through it again😢❤

[@agent_star]

fun fact: If you want to give adult friends the same magic of opening a present that one had as a child, buy swords. Seriously. YOu have never seen such hype and joy as an adult unwrapping a sword for christmas

[@wintergray1221]

I would like a sword AND a fancy walking stick please 🙏

[@skyannewiebe621]

i can tell you as an adult... when i was given a sword for my bday it was literally the best gift i ever got! i have a collection of knives and now swords! (even tho i only have the one sword atm) but i cant wait for my next one!!!!!!!!!!

[@imjustroleplaying]

Do your holiday shopping at the renfair, genuinely. Even if it's a linen shirt, because a lot of it is good quality and really pretty.

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

Or video games

[@ViridianFlow]

I can see myself using "Chat" as a way to punish my students for not paying attention. I'm an early millennial, they're all zoomers. Next time they screw up recrystalising a synthesis of paracetamol I'm totally up for saying "Ok chat where do we think they screwed up? Looks like they didn't cool this before filtering yeah? Put it down below" then walking off and leaving them wondering if I've inhaled too many fumes or if one of my many badges are a live stream body cam

[@cloudinthesky1896]

brilliant, just brilliant. Let us know how it goes

[@vez3834]

Do it, thanks.

[@audhdcoder]

Hey Click I showed my Autism coach the emotional support demon and she's ordering some for her patients to use during sessions! I thought you might get a kick out of knowing that that a therapist is ordering them (note: Autism coach is not an ABA treatment provider for those worried)

[@aliceramdom.s]

it could be acesd

[@hudsonhaynie1632]

This is beautiful! Hey Click, your emotional support demons are autism coach approved!

[@CommissionerManu]

They are fulfilling their true destiny! First, they’ll emotionally support your therapists office, next, the world!

[@donnahouston9126]

This was my adult moment. I thought I want a glow in the dark emotional support demon. I ordered said 😈 I am a grown-up with bank account. Buy me some awesome toys.

[@enerioffutt1881]

That is so freaking awesome! I have an emotional support demon...and Mongo, a white kitten I inheritated from my late mother, a sock monkey, a dauschund, Winnie the Pooh, a wolf cub, a slightly demonic looking bunny my cousin crocheted for me and a big ladybug. I am also 55

[@Lady_Midday]

As a German I can confirm, we do not smile. If you see a picture of a German smiling it‘s photoshopped, obviously

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Lol ok

[@fifteendozenalleyroses]

Could js be a hostage situation

[@AstaGruwier-vi5ht]

As someone who visits Germany a lot for studies I have never seen a real smile in Germany. At least not on a German anyway

[@bigjalapeno7061]

@@AstaGruwier-vi5ht Damn

[@cherrydragon3120]

As someone with german family. You all full of bullshit 😊

[@JenABlue-ed1bw]

Karma IS a valid court ruling in the US. It's called jury nullification--the jury can technically rule not guilty for any reason they want, even if the law and evidence say guilty.

[@breestringham1063]

Yes this! As long as the jurors don't enter the court with the intention of nullification, as that's considered contempt of court. You'll also 100% be dismissed if they discover you know about nullification, as they don't want you to use it.

[@hiimred1851]

God I love stupid law…

[@Loveofmisery]

I mean, they use this for rich white men all the time.

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

No no no. This is just a feature of jury trials and double jeopardy. As a juror you are required to follow the law being applied. Even a hint of jury nullification can result in an immediate mistrial. You aren’t allowed to rule based on your feelings, you can however just ignore the rules and do what you want, you just aren’t supposed to.

[@lotanowo]

@@Loveofmisery I just love how you always have to lump in all three categories whenever you want to complain about anything in the world.

[@pikabolt5196]

In ‘ye olden days’ bird hunting was done with rocks from a sling, so flying-types being weak to rocks actually makes perfect sense 👍🏼

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

2 Birds 1 Stone

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

As a woman myself, the “look at this funky lookin squirrel” trick wouldn’t exclusively work on men. I’d fall for it too

[@MrChristianDT]

We'll have to save that one for the Buffy reboot. Lol

[@shosho089]

Girl same. Cheers to the weird kids in school who became weirder adults 😂

[@uncroppedsoop]

three's a crowd

[@normalhuman9878]

Enby here and I would also fall for it

[@SelfProclaimedGorl]

No one demographic is immune to the funky squirell

[@BarelyAPrincess]

Fun fact: Before the release of Zootopia, Disney quietly promoted the movie at furry conventions across the country.

[@lindala2602]

Also Shakira insisted on Gazelle having a thick arse

[@ArcanineEspeon]

source?

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@ArcanineEspeonRandom film stills were distributed alongside concept art. So they started being passed around, leading to the charity fundraiser fiasco selling concept art.

[@thequagiestsire]

They knew their target audience well

[@ArcanineEspeon]

@@AceOfBlackjack That makes it sound like they were distributed to the public. Also, charity fundraiser fiasco?

[@cjmchugh6917]

It’s genuinely hilarious when two people who are team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” are interested in each other and both doing the same thing. I did that for like three years with a good friend before we both realized what we were doing. We’ve now been married five years.

[@aliceramdom.s]

aw

[@awryarbi9902]

Y'all are adorable

[@cockatoo010]

4:32 My favourite military call-sign is "Drone" It was given to the only female pilot in an US Navy F/A 18E squadron, which is single-seat The joke is that when she got on her plane, it would be an "un-manned aircraft" (Cuz she's not a man)

[@jasonmschleyz]

Rocketman was the nickname that that "Howard Wolowitz" from "Big Bang Theory " wanted to have picked for himself when he was going up to the space station. Only problem in the middle of the video call his mom was overheard yelling at him that his Fruit Loops was ready, so they named him "Fruit Loops"

[@HatsunaYamagi]

I'm surprised that you seem to be the only one commenting on this. I thought I would find more people pointing this out. 😅

[@Traci2000]

​@@HatsunaYamagiMe too. I was gonna say that but I figured I'd just scroll through the comments to find other people already had. This is the only one I've seen so far though.

[@claveauannie]

I scroll through the comments, thinking a 100 comments would say that. I was surprise to scroll so far. Where is the geek community?

[@krelian4219]

Oh good, someone answered this

[@shannonp1656]

I saw this after posting my own comment. I'd have OWNED that nickname.

[@emilyjohn2034]

Fun fact: we have writings and even engraving of the older generations complaining about all the things the new generation have that are a problem. Literally we have engraving of old people saying “those damn kids with their PAPER they don’t even know how to properly etch anymore!!!”

[@helendunn9905]

Famous paper by Plato in 4th century BC. Read at any time in history and could be anybody's grandparent.

[@PippinFisherreed]

Makes you think doesn’t it

[@popecorkyxxiv2363]

There is actually a thing called Jury Nullification whereby a jury is absolutely allowed to ignore the law and find someone not guilty in spite of the law.

[@loger6995]

Gary Plauche got off of 1st degree murder on that

[@elizabethgatchell4546]

There was a woman who cut off her dad’s peepee bc of SA on her as a child, and wanting to protect her nieces who were gonna live with him. ended in him dying of blood loss and she got like 3yrs and only served about a year if I remember correctly bc the jury was like “well she did kill someone, but it was justified so…”

[@msjkramey]

​@@elizabethgatchell4546how are you going to talk about something so serious and then call it a "peepee." Bizarre

[@a-blivvy-yus]

On the Romeo and Juliet line: in high school, we had an assignment where we had to modernise the play, and our class was divided into groups and assigned various scenes. The single biggest speech in any of the scenes we had to cover was modernised by replacing an entire multi-paragraph monologue with "Mercutio, you're an idiot." Also that gaussian blur wizard is probably the reason bigfoot is blurry. And on the 1/5 thing - in a lot of English-speaking countries, when people say "fifth" a lot, they end up not pronouncing the second "f" so it sounds even more like a lisp. "1 fith 2 fith red fith blue fith"

[@synthwolfe8906]

story 1: There was a post I read about where OP mentioned a food thief to their doctor, who wrote a script for a prescription strength laxative and said, "this should be mixed with your food, *wink wink*" OP did so, and the food was stolen. OP then called the cops about prescription theft. they showed up and found an HR person who desperately needed to go. they were allowed to before being arrested for theft of prescription medications. there were a few other steps, but that's the gist of it. they can't sue if the food is CLEARLY labeled correctly (I.e. script strength meds mixed in, DO NOT EAT)

[@gothic_ace2037]

That doctor needs a raise

[@sineculpa]

BRILLIANT

[@nina-thi]

The vampires luring men with the stupidest shit thing actually sounds like something that would happen in what we do in the shadows lmao

[@seanmurphy4270]

I think there are,in fact, a number of evil/Malicious creatures that basically do that. I can't remember what they were. I remember that there was a version of a vampire that basically just went "what's that,over there?" And drew in some dumb/unsuspecting guy before ganking them,or something similar to that.

[@DayanaThe8th]

Dude i love that show lol!

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Fun Fact! The "Train crab" is a magical item FROM DND. YOU CAN GIVE IT TO YOUR PARTY, YOU DO NOT EVEN NEED TO INVENT IT! JUST GIVE IT TO WHO YOU WANT!

[@L4g__]

Yep the aparator of kwalish if i remember correctly

[@arialash1113]

Thanks now I'm picture ring a gaint "train crab" vs a purple worm it's a awsome picture but I know it wouldn't work.... Edit I mean a literary a gain crab or crabs in a shape like a train it's dnd so...it's a creative leap.

[@starchrissy6084]

​​@@arialash1113dnd campaign set in a studio Ghibli world. WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK

[@Zazabazaa]

22:56 to be fair, Friends' laugh track is just an easy way to get the audience to laugh lol, whereas Deathnote's internal dialogue is a key aspect of their story telling as most of the games are mind games where everybody is overthinking everything

[@ashcyr3711]

well now i want a cut of death note where all the internal monologue is replaced with a laugh track

[@bastienfelix4605]

16:46 "fluffy swedish hyena" is exactly what I'd expect The Click's fursona to be, should he have one.

[@dl2725]

Exactly 😂!

[@acelibrarian]

As a former homeschooled history buff/voracious reader with a library card, I can confirm that vampires aren't the only ones who mix centuries of slang in the same statement. 😂

[@Peacebunnie]

If you add in a career in theatre work afterward, from experience I can tell you a vocabulary gets so much worse.

[@acelibrarian]

@@Peacebunnie I have a degree in theater production! I'm currently working in the public library system, though, since I needed a break from the pace of theater.

[@orangeleprachaun4723]

Same as a dutch person who learned a lot of both dutch and english language specifically through reading books and now people find my slang very strange

[@DefectiveDictionary777]

Fun fact: the "train crab" that was shown is actually a depiction of an Aparatus of Kwalish, an official 5e magic item in the form of a barrel/submarine/lobster mech. You could totally use the stats it already has as inspiration for making a Crab Train boss battle!

[@kalenelson4141]

I was coming down here to say the exact same thing!

[@star1wolf2]

Yeah was also making sure Click would get the info from someone so either going to comment or like the first comment I see saying this.

[@x3tc1]

Was about to post the same thing xD

[@jacknutsack]

As a teenage girl i find ur videos to be really comforting for simply the fact that u are a man that accually respects woman and understad the social strugels of the world. Its something i dont see often in my daily life because most men or boys still have that underlying misogynie in them even if they dont act like adrew tate or something. It gives me alot of hope for the future and that one day i can accually find someone to love that dosent see me as something less for being a woman . So thank u for making content and for just simply existing❤

[@lordflufffluff]

I feel the same way about my Data Center Management professor. After dealing with people that wanted to constantly debate feminism, it was nice having a professor that was a genuinely good guy.

[@teabur4043]

Yeah, it really is like that sometimes

[@Aries-ku8uk]

34:21 for those who don't know "The Bechdel test is a measure of the representation of women in film and other fiction. The test asks whether a work features at least two female characters who have a conversation about something other than a man. In some iterations, the requirement that the two female characters be named characters is added." - wikipedia

[@PutkisenSetä]

Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot passes the Bechdel test with the initial lyric of "Oh my God Becky, look at her butt". The Bechdel test is a punchline from a subpar webcomic, not a rigorous intellectual exercise.

[@ttintagel]

@@PutkisenSetä The Bechdel test is useful for measuring trends, not evaluating individual works.

[@PutkisenSetä]

@@ttintagel It's not useful for diddly squat. You're just stuck on a meme.

[@ttintagel]

@@PutkisenSetä And you appear to be stuck in the 1950s.

[@PutkisenSetä]

@@ttintagel Because I don't think your webcomic meme is a rigorous standard for feminism? Get outta here and take your hurt feelings with ya, Becky.

[@Vyyxen]

Hearing click say "buttfuck" at 17:25 threw me through a fucking loop. I got so used to his censoring that hearing him say it so casually hit me like a gut punch 😂

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

looks like he missed that one 😅

[@osheridan]

Same loll

[@ewoodley82]

Editor slipped a bit, but him thinking BFE was somewhere in Egypt was funnier.

[@krankarvolund7771]

"You've labeled everyone at Disney a furry" I'm pretty sure Disney created most if not all furries XD

[@catlover2223]

Victims of their own creations. Always knew they were evil scientists.

[@otakuofmine]

can confirm that a certain cat girl in a certain disney movie made me realise my furrydom.

[@lord_xylozdoomsday959]

As a kid i had a crush on a bear mascot and i cried when it was indeed a random dude in a suit my bear hubby lied to me he was human all along

[@molnaredmond]

I think 'Cats' made furries much more tangible. Webber is to furries what De Sade is to SM.

[@krankarvolund7771]

@@molnaredmond Cats? Of course not XD The movie is too recent and a disaster, and the Broadway musicals.... Is a Broadway musicals, it's niche and not super famous outside of the people that love Broadway 😅 Disney is mainstream and have been producing anthro characters for decades, it's a much more likely culprit.

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

We always had a fourth person pronoun: "one". Which in more modern times is also replaced by fourth person "you" - ie "you" when not actually referring to the person you are speaking directly to (that would be second person) but referring to a hypothetical person or to hypothetical people in general. Now you've given me alot to think of on whether "chat" is a pronoun or not. I can see it being second or third when referring to a real chat. It may be fourth when using it in the hypothetical, like "one" and fourth person "you".

[@maquenonexistent]

Remember when the gay furries (literally refered to themselves as Gay Furry Hackers) hacked the US Nuclear Research Facility in Idaho? .... Like 2 weeks ago 😂😂

[@redwiltshire1816]

Femboys rise up 😂 I love our generation z so much chaos lol

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

they're threatening to to shut down major infrastructure for cat girls they can have sex with

[@boneappletee6416]

I still want to know what the outcome was, haven't heard anything else about it yet 😢😂

[@DIRTkat_ofc]

*Assert dominance.*

[@osheridan]

No what?? 😂

[@sarahcoleman5269]

Team "Yes, aware that they're flirting, but I'm asexual so I act like I'm oblivious and hope they don't try to ask me out because they'll likely take it as a rejection rather than accepting that I'm just not interested period" representing.

[@rolfs2165]

Team "I'm asexual, but also thick as mince, so I hope they tell me when they're flirting, because even though I don't care about doing the naughties, I really want someone to cuddle with" represent.

[@aliceramdom.s]

I have autism

[@pixlbelle8081]

@@rolfs2165meeeeeeee

[@sorcerousfang]

@@rolfs2165 SAME. I don't think I got the patch update for flirting radar. The signals just bounce off into space.

[@letterborneVods]

@@rolfs2165I’m also a member of this team. Too bad I don’t know what to do so it registers to the other party as flirting …

[@_Iemonboy.]

As a brit, i can confirm there is a kritter in our houses that will turn to mischief if not given porridge. I’ve seen it. It was quite terrifying. I swore never to anger it again, and have been feeding it ever since. The fact I don’t look into mirrors anymore also helps.

[@helendunn9905]

Was it a toddler?

[@marissam3176]

@@helendunn9905because of the mirror comment at the end, I believe the joke is that it was them.

[@Tink00]

@@helendunn9905tbh, I was expecting toddler, too

[@leothebackgroundsheep3010]

I thought this was about cats and then I read the last sentence.

[@SailorThing1234]

4:16 is so true. I was apart of a cadet contingent and when we went off to camp a friend of mine got called 'Handles' because he pulled the handle off our barracks door. He also had various other nicknames like 'Elvis' because of the way he had his rifle slung and 'Sniper's dream' because of the way he ran. It's hilarious.

[@grenade8572]

"Sniper's dream" is the most hilarious. 😅

[@emilyjohn2034]

I love the fact that for lions being gay is not just fairly common but a biological incentive. They are often still willing to mate often enough to have cubs so the rate of cubs is still perfectly fine but a pride with two massive males is not going to fucked with by anyone and so they tend to be some of the most successful prides.

[@SkyeTheSapphicWizard]

36:39 "characters we recognize" yeah...

[@db_524]

Yep.

[@joiedevivre2005]

"You'"ll never be bioluminescent" - as a pale skinned ginger, I'm pretty sure I glow in the dark. It's one of our ginger superpowers.

[@karinsch3347]

Once I happended to have to run naked in the dark. My firend behind me: For once, your paleness is useful: you are practicaly glowing in the moonlight, great, I won't loose you. (If you wonder: late in the evening, we had been skinny dipping in a river with strong current, got caught in the current, were able to get out on way down, and had to jog back up to the bridge)

[@yourhorseyepona7309]

Seems like pale gingers are lame super heroes.

[@ferretqueen2908]

Humans actually are bioluminecent, it's just not enough for humans to see

[@wintergray1221]

13:50 Psychology majors, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't someone who believes something while ignoring all evidence to the contrary the exact definition of delusional?

[@hoorkamal2095]

As a matter of fact it is

[@wintergray1221]

@@hoorkamal2095 Thanks!

[@VikingNewt]

i had a colleague that always ate my food. so i laced it with fresh habaneros. norwegians dont tolerate spicy food, and this was extreme even for me. but well worth watching her retch and gag while claiming i'd poisoned her. we both got yelled at by the boss, but she didnt steal my food again so.

[@kooskoos1234]

i'll never understand why bosses go "you made your food bad so they wouldn't steal it? what the fuck dude" like bro are you in favor of theft??

[@supersillyme]

that definitely sounds worth it lmaoo and what did the boss even say to you? ‘no eating spicy food 😡😡‘??

[@oakenshadow6763]

You got yelled at because she was a theif? God, your boss is trash.

[@kokkolintu3528]

I can not understand how anyone STEALS other people's food? Like, wtf who does that! 😠🙁 And has the nerve to act like a victim when they get caught - hah!

[@crwydryny]

It's for this reason my coworkers know not to steal my food. Sweets or snacks I leave on my bench are fair game just take one. But if I have home made food.... Well one coworker made a mistake of tasting my home made curry. He was a big guy who likes his spicy food. He turned bright red and had to run to the sink for water while I'm eating it like it's a bowl of boiled rice. Yeah I like my food hot.

[@stumblepuppy606]

you're thinking about the Bigg Bang Theory, where Howard wants the nickname Rocket Man, but ends up with the nickname Froot Loops

[@LeoTheDowl]

Yes!!! I adore the Big Bang theory!

[@ValirAmaril]

why watch that misogynistic shite

[@mimu8225]

In German it is "Fruchtzwerge" which for once makes the transition funnier than the original. This doesn't happen often.

[@deutscher1a]

This actually happens very often i tend to watch series in german first, english afterwards Whenever i hear a language specific joke, i switch to german/english and listen to it again The wortwitze in german are usually better@@mimu8225

[@klikkolee]

the phrase "fourth person" in linguistics is usually synonymous with the existing linguistic concept of the "obviative third person", which is a person who is especially separated from the current discussion. It's the "one" in "one does not simply walk into Mordor".

[@daanwilmer]

"Chat does not simply walk into Mordor" 🤔

[@intercat4907]

I love you for that post.

[@maledictionwolf]

Weird, I was taught that "one" in that context was a formal variant of plural "you," which plants it in second person.

[@klikkolee]

@@maledictionwolf that is extremely inconsistent with how people use the word at present. Often the motivation is because the second person talked about theirself, and you have a rebuttal that applies to everyone. But that's really not the same as you referring to the second person. There might be confusion on account of the "royal you", which is the colloquial term for using "You" as an obviative third person, but the concept being invoked is really not similar to second person And One being a plural of any kind is extremely alien to me

[@accidentalgoddess]

About changing tech and similar attitudes: They have found ancient Roman writing and graffiti that essentially says "The noise these kids are listening to today is NOT music." and "These darn kids and their so-called music."

[@zendikarisparkmage2938]

As an English major and a writing tutor, I fully endorse the existence of the 4th person perspective.

[@sleeby526]

As a minor myself, i shall enlighten thee, chat originally started on streaming platforms like twitch, where the streamer could see and interact with their viewers through a live chat, so the kids see this and start using in everyday speech, typically with other kids, referring to friends around as ‘chat’ in a similar vein to these streamers

[@bradenmoore2187]

As a linguistics major I can sadly say that that post is pretty inaccurate, with "chat" usually being used in second person plural or third person contexts, even in real life. However, this isn't to say that "4th person" pronouns don't exist. Many denote words like "one", "oneself", etcetera as the 4th person pronoun, but it technically refers to a "first person plural", like "we" or "us". *We* just don't typically see narratives or writings written that way.

[@alicecarroll7443]

Isn’t it just the new “God” as in when ye old pioneers saying “God, why has Josiah stolen my cow?”

[@windmill9998]

"English major", huh, never heard of that chord before.

[@merci923]

​@@windmill9998it's just a chord but made up of the screams of suffering people

[@cc_plays]

10:49 The "giant boy from Texas" refers to Paul Bunyan, an American folklore myth surrounding the titular Paul who for some reason was just a really big guy. The myth says things like he grew so huge as a baby that his bottle had to be made from the local water tower or his diapers were circus tents. He grew up to be a lumberjack who's "Ax handle was made from the trunk of a redwood!" and so on. He also has a blue ox named Babe, who as far as I can tell was just kind of a regular baby ox that Paul found freezing in the snow but when he started taking care of it Babe grew to also be giant for some unknown reason and stayed blue cuz had had just been too cold for too long. Its both fascinating and weird XD and there's so many stories where things just kind of happen and the punchline(?) is "because Paul was just so dang big!" like him redirecting a river because he slept too close to it or making lakes from his footprints. You should look the stories up if you have time, they're very silly X)

[@hudsonhaynie1632]

Yeah, American Hercules!

[@katphish30]

Paul Bunyan is from Minnesota, though.

[@cc_plays]

@@katphish30 You're right he is X) I think the op in the featured post might have been mistaken? Unless maybe Texas has its own version of Paul I haven't heard of?

[@intercat4907]

@@katphish30 That was so beautifully understated.

[@intercat4907]

@@cc_plays Texas had Pecos Bill, not known for his height, but the greatest cowboy ever. He rode tornados in season.

[@bupropiondreams8099]

With the "vibe check" baby behavior where babies will Babble and Babble but then when you reply to their babbling they just go 😐 - I always assumed it was because the baby isn't used to anyone other than it's immediate parents responding to their babbling. Very young small babies can't see very well and still sort of base figuring out who "mom" is by her specific face and smell. So like imagine being super tiny, things are hella blurry, and suddenly when you're vocalizing to get "Mom" or "Dad" to respond - a totally different giant stranger you've never seen before makes eye conyact with you AND actually seems to be responding to your vocalizing. Thats enough to make anyone go 😐 or 😮.

[@13o.o]

28:01 At this point I'm convinced The Click plays D&D with his subscribers and I just don't know where. If not we need to make this a thing

[@tmaria495]

I think the movie that Cliccy was talking about with the person trying to be nicknamed 'Rocketman' was actually Big Bang Theory. Howard tried to get a cool nickname from his astronaut buddies by making the song his ring tone and making Raj call him during a NASA video call. Then his mum yelled at him from downstairs that his froot loops were getting soggy... the rest is history.

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

probably yeah

[@robinmitchells]

OMG I was scrolling the comments trying to find the answer cuz Cliccy’s description sounded so familiar and now it’s all coming back to me, this is definitely it, thank you so much!

[@helendunn9905]

Thanks OP.

[@AnimalDelos]

You beat me to it, so have my like. XD Yeah he ends up nicknamed "Fruit Loops" lol.

[@cojec]

Good news, Click! The train crab at 19:50 is actually from D&D. It's called the Apparatus of Kwalish, and it's literally a metal barrel that can turn into a crab. It can fit up to two people inside, meaning that train crab is canonically one of the best war vehicles in 5e.

[@jamescoughlan7175]

There is also an adventure where you can met the titular Kwalish, its called Lost Laboratory of Kwalish and it was released in 2018 as part of Wizards of the Coasts collaboration with the Extra Life charity.

[@cojec]

​@@jamescoughlan7175 Ooh, I didn't know that! Thanks for telling me :)

[@YamataNoOrochi1995]

it has 200 hp and ac of 20

[@Andrew-it7fb]

I remember that way back from 2nd edition.

[@matthewbunting9890]

Can also go by the name Apparatus of the Crab, for more generic world settings, but it's the same thing. Been around for a good while now. Pretty sure it's in 2e, 3.5e and 5e..

[@atomicgoblin]

So fun fact: the plural of moose is actually Moosag. Moose comes from the anishinaabe Mooz, and we pluralize by adding ag/ak to the end (depending on dialect) for animate nouns.

[@atomicgoblin]

Of course, this gets erased so in English they just keep the singular form for plural.

[@FatBabyToodles]

i love this fun fact!! thank you 😊

[@NekoChanSenpai]

I did not know that!

[@MethosJK9]

​@@atomicgoblinthe same is true for the word "deer", the plural is still deer.

[@happybunny892]

@@MethosJK9 Yep, but English does that pluralization correctly. Doesn't it? I don't think I've never heard anyone try to say "deers" before.

[@alyssamay9237]

I've said this before somewhere, but my dad's military nickname was "Warhammer". Not because it was badass or anything, but because he loves the Warhammer games. Basically everyone was calling him a giant nerd

[@samanthamorgan2188]

If I was a vampire, I would definitely lure my victims in with the most ridiculous and silly things. I am in no way saying that I am a vampire of course

[@pi7855]

I am a vampire, can confirm that's how I lure in my victims, and also how I make friends

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Sounds like something a vampire would say

[@samanthamorgan2188]

Hey now, I don't sparkle like I do because I am a vampire, I sparkle because I'm extremely, unapologetically gay

[@plantainsame2049]

Hey kids want to A dead body

[@AngelinaParker]

ah yes, you're a regular human named Jackie Daytona

[@DieHardAnimeOtaku15]

I once found a ring in Baldur's Gate that changed ANY CHARACTER'S gender. It didn't matter who you equipped it to. I held onto it for the rarity (AND THE POWER)

[@rolfs2165]

Original Baldur's Gate or BG3?

[@PhantomGato-v-]

That ring cannot be used on any of my DnD characters, because they're all non binary! (Just like me fr)

[@Symbelle]

original Baldur's gate, the item I remember was a belt, named "girdle of masculinity/femininity" you can google it

[@DieHardAnimeOtaku15]

@@rolfs2165 original Baldur’s Gate. Not sure if it’s in BG3 (I can’t run it on anything)

[@kiterafrey]

Legal editor, they would have to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the plaintiff was actively attempting to poison someone with the intent of malice. Considering they spiked their own food, not communal food, and labeled it, it would be hard to get a judge not to just toss that out upon first review.

[@heszedjim9699]

The first thing that came to mind was Katko vs Briney, but yeah, the label of "if you open this door youll get shot by a shotgun pulley trap" may have made a difference lmao

44:00 It's picking cherries you glued to the apple tree yourself.

[@aurawilming6047]

I love that there's a standard DM mindset of seeing something cool and thinking "I must put this in a campaign sometime."

[@majestic_defalt]

Being a tumblr user and watching these videos is fun, because often enough you'll see an account in one of the screenshots and go "Oh, them! I think we might be mutuals on there!" It's very fun.

[@DigiVixen]

Also a Tumblr user... seeing certain ones and be like... Oh shit, I've liked that post or I've reblogged it.. When will I show up... I'm scared, but also excited!

[@goldegreen]

There are like 15 total tumblr users, it feels like lol I know a couple mutuals of mine have popular posts that might be in here, though I haven't watched the video yet

[@alex-fs9yt]

I always thought of "sleepy" as just the physical feeling of being ready to sleep, whereas tired is both physically sleepy but also mentally and emotionally fatigued/drained/sleepy.

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Yea that makes sense

[@samparker9631]

Late to the party but I have those as distinct concepts in my mind. Sleepy is when you are ready to lie down, tired is when you have to push past that, or if you wake up cranky because you didn't sleep well enough like a toddler who missed their nap

[@bigjalapeno7061]

@@samparker9631 Yep

[@kewkyu5764]

29:43 I once drew a siren / merfolk with this mentality, even wanted him on a T-shirt I was so proud, gave him claspers so fish nerds would know that yeah, those are lures on his chest. A fish' gotta eat

[@LinweAifhyl]

I'm aromantic AND terrfied of appearing presumptuous so I'm team "pretend to be incredibly stupid and/or naive until my friend stop potentially flirting and go back to being normal so we can stay friends"

[@Lukkaboc]

I totally misread your sentence as you smell lovely and unpresumptuous. Like a cinnamon/clove hot chocolate.

[@SingingSealRiana]

Yeah . . .same

[@bippbunn]

Zulu folklore is like: hyenas and jackals cannot be trusted, anything that sounds like your mom, but isnt your mom wants to eat you, sing this little jingle while crossing the river so an eldrich horror doesnt devour you whole

[@intercat4907]

And that may be today's coolest post. Re-read it once in a while and feel good about your contribution to the world conversation.

[@ConstantChaos1]

The jury can actually do that in the U.S. its called nullification and its where the jury says "fuck whatever laws apply, this person was in the right no conviction no punishment just go home" But knowing that this is an option can make you ineligible for jury duty

[@radioactivebirbchild]

...noted.

[@helendunn9905]

"Knowing this can make you ineligible" is so f#@ked up

[@AhsimNreiziev]

We need to make it so that at least 80-90% of Americans are aware of the option of Nullification. That way, the Jury Selectors will have the option of either almost always including Jurors who know Nullification is an option, or not having a Jury at all.

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@helendunn9905 yeah you just have to be careful with how you answer your jury questions to avoid it, I never have any intention of nullifying a jury but if I have to I'm willing to so I don't know of any reason I would fail to render a verdict, I assume every case has been properly weighed by the DA and I won't have to ever do this, the DA is supposed to use their discretion to prevent this from ever having to happen That's the logic that let's you serve while knowing this right the people have in our legal system

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@AhsimNreiziev I agree in gen real but rn is not the time to do it, we have someone at trial tn who would definitely try to use this to get away with trying to steal democracy from the people

[@thatnick967]

18:40 I've always justified it as "Two birds one stone" is why Rock is Super effective on Flying

[@Gravity_Fans]

“Some of it might be gay” is a perfect way to describe thumblr.

[@icu3869]

“Some of it might be gay” also the perfect way to describe music, movies, college, camp, the internet,and life, actually.

[@broblerone413]

@@icu3869 that's the great thing about gay. there's some of it in everything

[@Skoopyghost]

There's a lot of accidental gayness in team sports. At least for dudes.

[@Myder_Dragon]

I used to hate tumblr back in the day thinking it was all cringe. Now as a gay furry I've realized I've surpassed any possible cringe level and now embrace it.

[@plantainsame2049]

I am the cringe lord lord of the cringe look at me in Absolutely despair

[@RustyRaccoon808]

As fellow a Bi² furry, It's better to be cringe and embrace said cringe than to be the biggest bully on earth

[@AtlasVoid_]

Im not even a furry and have embrassed my cringe levels to an insnae extent to the point people hate me and fear me and its funny. Yes, suffer you shall. I am cringe and im proud of it. This is who i am and you are showing me who you are by running away. Coward. Wait until you realise that you are also very cringe. The music you enjoy? Cringe. The videos you watch? Cringe? Your friends and family? Cringe. Your clothes? Cringe. Everything and everyone is cringe. Embrace it. Let it consume you. Cringe isnt bad unless you make it bad! But they too have realised they are cringe and low lifed as well. Down with the cowards afraid to be themselves...... you, are more cringe than the cringest of cringe cringelords... *read this like a villan monolog please xD*

[@ori-arts]

You ARE the vibe check xD

[@zendikarisparkmage2938]

@@RustyRaccoon808 What do you mean by Bi²? I semi-recently discovered my bisexuality, and I've never seen/heard that term before.

[@marcelopadilla9459]

What I have realized is if you want to get into a relationship it’s not about going to bars/ clubs, dating apps it’s about upping your cooking game, looking clueless in a barns& noble, upping your fashion game, being nerd. All I know is I’m in my training arc

[@SunshineTheLover]

no because if i meet an interesting nerd in a book store and find out they can cook its OVER

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

Hey I, a huge nerd, met my husband, a huge geek, over a book club group. We both amazed each other with our cooking. And luckily it turned out we have almost same life values. So keep practicing those recipes and stay alert for red flags!

[@MorganMakesThings]

The absolute best part of being an adult is being able to buy what I want when I want. I still have bills and stuff, but most of what I want is candy, stuffed animals, and video games. So. I'd never want to be a child again.

[@136-rats-in-a-trenchcoat]

Hear me out: Vampires are twinks, and werewolves are bears. I mean, just think about it. Vampires are depicted as slim, young-looking men with little to no body hair. Werewolves are big, cuddly, hairy guys.

[@adam.n-steve]

vampires and warewolves elves and orcs nerds and jocks french men and russian men

[@PippinFisherreed]

Yes. Just yes.

[@someonessecondaltaccount6932]

I wonder who these rats like

[@CanonSkyrissian]

what about female vampires and werewolves?

[@adam.n-steve]

@@CanonSkyrissian I don't know a lot about les saphhics but dutch werewolf girl and femme vampire??? So basically Clawdeen and Draculaura

[@TotallyNotIceOwl]

As a Canadian I can confirm that the plural word for Moose is definitely Meese Edit: It's a joke guys calm down

[@ItsAsparageese]

Likewise, the plural of asparagus is most certainly asparageese!

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

No way lol

[@RIGG_2]

​@@ItsAsparageeseasparagoose.

[@Missingmyraccoon]

Meeses

[@eggnognorth5383]

As an alaskan saying meese reliquishes your spot in the kingdom of heaven

[@rowanweaver3241]

fun fact about the industrial age story An older woman told a story once, about how her grandmother would tell her how lucky she was to have indoor plumbing, and that kids today don’t know how to use an outhouse. So- yea we’ve been doing this since forever

[@helendunn9905]

My parents rented a house in the mid-Eighties that had an outhouse. In a busy Sydney suburb, not even in the countryside. My brother, at 2yrs, dropped a massive marble ball into the ceramic bowl and we had to use a bucket until it was replaced. - WTF was a random marble ball, size of a basket ball, doing in the back yard? 🤔

[@AhsimNreiziev]

Yes, Click was VERY wrong about technological progress being exponential as a general, centuries-long trend. There is a reason why the current Era is referred to as the "Fourth Industrial Revolution", and there is also a reason that Industrial Revolutions are distinct time periods with (roughly known) beginning and end dates, where the periods in between are known to NOT be part of any Industrial Revolution. Hint: it's because the 4 Industrial Revolution Eras saw exponential technological/industrial/societal growth/change, whereas the period in-between DIDN'T. And furthermore, the rate-of-change in each Industrial Revolution was/is roughly EQUAL, as opposed to ever increasing from one IR to the next.

[@naiba8948]

My DAD tells me this and i’m gen z

[@Keyonne88]

The image they used for "train crab" is an actual item in D&D called Apparatus of the Crab. It's a legendary item that you can get inside of and pilot like a mech.

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

I particularly love the ones where they removed the laugh tracks from scenes with Ross and he sounds so much more like a serial killer.

[@sevans8784]

Okay but about the bioluminescent thing: I have a biologist friend that makes cells glow in the dark as part of an experiment (like the cells that have the DNA they want also inherit the glowy gene, so it's easier to separate specimens? I think?) And I asked him point blank if he could make me bioluminescent. Him: lol idk, you might die Me: is that a yes or a no?

[@a-blivvy-yus]

Based on the "idk" part I'm inclined to think it's a resounding MAYBE™

[@normalhuman9878]

I heard somewhere that we _are_ bioluminescent but it’s too subtle to see. But the more I think about it, the more it sounds made up

[@a-blivvy-yus]

@@normalhuman9878 Almost all living creatures give off a tiny amount of "visible" light. The amount measured from humans is around 0.1% of the minimum amount detectable by the human eye, so I'd argue that "too subtle to see" is overstating how glowy we are. It's not bioluminescence in the sense people normally mean by that term, but technically, humans do give off light in the visible spectrum.

[@anangoohns]

I have two fun Ojibwe language things related to this episode (as an Ojibwe person): 1) So Moose is a loan word from Algonquin languages (of which Ojibwe is part of that language family). Our word for moose is mooz, and the plural is moozook. So if you're doing octopus/octopi thing of borrowing both the singular and plural from the original language, the "correct" plural of moose is moose-ook. But ofc the generally accepted English plural is just also moose. 2) Ojibwe is one of the only languages with established grammar for 4th person. But not exactly the way the post was talking about 4th person. It's used to distinguish between two 3rd person parties. So, for example, if I was to say "I'm staying with my Grandma and her friend is taking us out on the lake tomorrow. She is so fun!" In English, there's no distinction in the grammar to determine who is fun--the grandma, or her friend--you have to use context or clarify. In Ojibwe, we do have grammar to distinguish that. If you were indicating the friend is the one that is fun, you'd use the 4th-person conjugation version of the verb for "she is fun" (which is one word in our language), which would indicate you were talking about the person furthest removed from the conversation (aka the friend, because she's related to the 3rd-person grammar of the Grandma, but one more removed.) I hope that makes sense. It's just really fun because we're one of the only languages on Earth to have that specific grammar set! I fucking love our language so much. I could talk about it all day tbh. (**edited for typos)

[@taylor_green_9]

That's so interesting! I've often found it annoying how both of the languages I speak (English and Spanish) have no easy way to counter that ambiguity

[@pennifold]

Fascinating about the fourth person, that is a useful mechanic. Thanks!

[@MullingInk]

I just took a screenshot of your comment to share with my language nerd friends and family members, thank you for these delightful facts about Ojibwe!

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

I once knew a guy whom everyone called Gherkin (which is a pickle 🥒, for those in the US). Which made me assume the most dirty associations that came to mind as the origin of that nickname, but it was actually just because he played the role of a gherkin in a play about vegetables and 2 years later he met someone who recognised him and asked "weren't you the gherkin?" And then everyone ended up calling him that and it took a while for us newer people to the group to learn and remember his real name as a result.

[@nessieh-4269]

So my nickname was Shoeless. During a practice parade, the person behind was out of step and made my shoe come off. I didn't stop or stoop to get it because we were in formation so I finished a quarter mile march with one shoe. My unit commander picked it up and held it up after. I fell out of formation in shame and reclaimed it. Edit: MOOSEN! MANY MUCH MOOSEN! (those who know, know)

[@PippinFisherreed]

Did you at least have a badass callsign?

[@thespicecorner]

Its a cup… with dirt in it. Just slap an F on it and let me go home

[@nessieh-4269]

@@PippinFisherreed nope, just the nickname and the story

[@AllAbouttheSaints]

They’re out in the woods… in the woodes… in the woodsen!

[@petross8083]

THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD, FOOD IS TO EATNESEN

[@draghettis6524]

40:04 the only problem is that while it visually looks like OwO, it is pronounced way closer to Thoth

[@valpet4944]

As a Mexican, it bothered me that they thought Mexican folklore was just ghost stories. Until I remembered the greatest legends, and most of them are ghost stories. Every state has ghost stories. Even the public transportation system itself has its own stories of paranormal encounters. Although it doesn't surprise me that much either. Most of those stories come from the colonial era because many cultures were lost due to European invasions. Edit: I started doing a little more research into the paranormal stories about the public transportation system, specifically the subway, and some of them look like stories from the SCP Foundation! Anecdotes about how time and space seem to change are very common. In addition, a lot of folklore that has been protected despite religious repression (if anyone does not know the context, there was a holy inquisition on our continent and that is why lots of original knowledge were destroyed), are about respect for animals and the environment. About people and animals/flowers that connect with the forces of nature that were known as Aztec and Mayan gods.

[@urmomdotcom4879]

I found your channel a few days ago and let me say, it’s very refreshing to see a KZbinr who’s reacting to content actually add thoughts and information on what they’re reacting to instead of just reading the meme or post, saying “haha funny” and moving on. Keep up the good work! Really love the content😊

[@lenalandmine]

My niece and nephew are now doodling the emotional support demon and their painfully Christian parents are so confused. Love it.

[@MusicalBloodDrop]

I love the bit about Light not knowing how the average 17 year old reads naughty magazines, it solidified my reading of him as a super-smart idiot asexual so hard ♥ I love that moron

[@georgehutter339]

Huh the more you know

[@Mooskym]

I mean, a lot of manga is pretty much hentai, so maybe he was reading those for the plot? This makes sense. The Death Note manga came out in 2003, and I, as well as anyone else I know, have been watching adult stuff online since at least 2001, and I'm from a country much less technologically advanced than Japan. So it wouldn't make sense for Light to buy a physical magazine just to wank it.

[@PippinFisherreed]

Even though he is so obviously gay

[@AzaleaM]

I swear, these people are always the ones to say “Believe me, I’ve been with many women.” Then be single with no history of dating. Or be single with exs who broke up with him over the other way around. Now I am not sure how funny that really is.

[@nemomagnum]

34:35 I once saw an old man smiling at a baby in a bus and the baby smiled back. I tried the same and the baby threw up and started crying 💀

[@grenade8572]

I don't like babies and young children, because I don't know how to talk to them or act with them. I feel like an alien. So I'm doing pretend they're not there - I'm not even looking at them. But, for some reason, they're always staring at me. No smiling, no emotion, nothing. Just staring deep in my soul.

[@nemomagnum]

@@grenade8572 Good to know I'm not the only one who doesn't know how to talk to them

[@jaredjagusch2650]

"A group of misfits turned close friends" + "idiot leader who brought them together and routinely puts them all in danger" ain't that just one piece in a nutshell

[@SingingSealRiana]

IT IS pretty much any shounen Anime in a nutshell . . .

[@Godofbots01]

As a Tumblr user, I confirm we are insane.

[@nikk-named]

The words "and today we'll look into tumblr" filled me with fear. I've finally gotten this far in my tumblr journey.

[@ShaddyFromHatena]

The fact that I recognized pretty much all of these posts says more about me than I'm happy to admit lmao

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

The “giant boy from Texas” is most likely Paul Bunyan. He’s literally just a normal guy from like the times of the Origen trail except that he’s just massive. They even say that him stomping his feet angrily is was made the great lakes, and him dragging his axe along the ground is what made the Grand Canyon

[@cccoster1281]

Wait, I can relate to the other points, but which of our folklore teaches us to be suspicious of sausages and hot people?!? Seriously, if you had to be wary of sausages, everyone in Germany would already be paranoid...

[@samparker9631]

I thought that was the joke

[@channingpappe2876]

For purely educational purposes, moose is one of those words that are both singular and plural. You met a single moose, you saw a herd of moose. Still makes me want to say mooses though, if it’s possessive though like this belongs to the mooses, then it would probably be the moose’s.

[@jonmendelson1104]

When he asked that I immediately thought, "Many much moosen" from Brian Regan. Teacher: "What's the plural of moose?" Him: "MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods-in the woodes-in the woodsen. The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen. The meese want the food in the woodyesen! In the, food in the woodenesen!"

[@lazykbys]

A pair of mouse is mice, a pair of moose is meese. - Alan Sherman, One Hippopotami

[@osheridan]

Yeahh you're right but i prefer meese so

[@fili7476]

I once looked at the word moose and noticed its similarity to the word goose. Since then I've been upset that the plural of moose isn't meese. Edit: wait, i wrote this before i got to the point in the video lmao

[@ChristinaDupuis-g5q]

Also, a female moose is called a cow, a male moose is called a bull and a moose under 2 years old of either gender is called a calf.

[@pennilesswriter1556]

10:48 This is referencing Paul Bunyan and the Blue Ox. Hilarious if told right. Essentially, he was a giant anywhere from 7 feet tall (more accurate) to 93 feet tall. His blue ox was similarly huge and they were each other's companions all through the Americas, logging basically everywhere and also changing the scenery as they went such as creating mountains and lakes (Disney version). And they lost their livelihood to the driving of industry and machinery in the West.

[@jonleonard8883]

Also in Disney he's either 189 feet or 252 feet depending if you use an eastern axe handle (3ft) vs western (4)

[@pennilesswriter1556]

@@jonleonard8883 I didn't remember that. Thanks!

[@mithralgear417]

I think Paul Bunyan started in WIsconsin, so I thought the "Giant boy being god's favorite" was a different thing.

[@C.L.Hinton]

I have a couple of American idioms to clear up for Click and any other international friends here: First, the "giant boy from Texas who is God's favorite" is an American mythological character named Paul Bunyon. He also has a gigantic blue ox named Babe. Next, the term "buttf*ck Egypt" (also sometimes simply called BFE) just means the middle of nowhere, a very remote location. It's not referring to any place in the country of Egypt.

[@getaround1276]

I'd sat Bunyan is folklore, mythology requires a layer of separation most tall tales don't have, like Johnny Appleseed isn't a relic of an age gone by, he's at most old-timey

[@flawedmind]

Buttf**k, Egypt = Podunk, [insert rural state here] ?

[@anna9072]

Paul Bunyan was a logger, and the blue ox was blue because it froze and was re-thawed. Not Texan, but Northwest. Texas had Pecos Bill, who rode tornadoes.

[@C.L.Hinton]

@@anna9072 I forgot all about Pecos Bill! 😆 ETA: And he may not have been from Texas, but they were def referencing Paul Bunyon. Maybe they just conflated "everything is bigger in Texas" with the Bunyon folklore?

[@anna9072]

@@C.L.Hinton very likely. That tends to happen in folklore. But having been exposed to both legends growing up, they were actually very different characters.