Respect to robin for biting his tongue and still recording this for us
@dualxty53782 жыл бұрын
A true hero indeed 💀
@lapislazuali2 жыл бұрын
o7
@timerchannelofficial2 жыл бұрын
o7
@pomkaykay2 жыл бұрын
o7
@lapointe33442 жыл бұрын
o
@saifuusuri2 жыл бұрын
"That's impossible because there's no gravity in space." The lack of gravity is *exactly* what makes it possible.
@ezrarichardson2792 жыл бұрын
Plus, they were talking about the moon so there still is some gravity lol
@Ellotherematey2 жыл бұрын
Fun space fact: space actually does have gravity, but its called microgravity as it so weak
@Ellotherematey2 жыл бұрын
I just read the first comment sorry for copying I just posted before reading
@SIS3W3N2 жыл бұрын
Are you trying to give me an aneurysm?
@zadiag2 жыл бұрын
there is gravity in space if there was no gravity you would be stuck in one place permanently unable to move a millimeter i think
@TheDaxter112 жыл бұрын
"Because one of those pains gives you a baby". That doesn't sound like equivalent exchange to me lol. All that pain and you get a *_baby?_* I'd want a refund.
@SirScroatyPeniasMcCheese2 жыл бұрын
Fetus deletus
@louisperry61382 жыл бұрын
@@SirScroatyPeniasMcCheese google translate thinks you’re speaking Latin
@artificers-predecessor2 жыл бұрын
@@louisperry6138 the translation is still accurate tho. Perfection.
@SirScroatyPeniasMcCheese2 жыл бұрын
@@louisperry6138 lol
@lordstarscream51362 жыл бұрын
not to mention the actual money part. its so fucking expensive here in the us.
@fluffystuff5002 жыл бұрын
4:40 This one wasn't even them missing a joke it's them failing to realize that people can watch things more than once
@mrbeech6910 ай бұрын
There was no joke to miss
@pissyjorts39939 ай бұрын
@@mrbeech69 exactly, wooosh has just been devolved into people not understanding things instead of people not getting jokes
@crazybird1992 жыл бұрын
8:51 That impression was LITERALLY PERFECT! I loved Polar Express as a kid!
@TheAntiBarrel2 жыл бұрын
omfg i didn't hear it at first but you're right
@colindavis21662 жыл бұрын
It went right over my head when I heard it. Saw the comment, now I can't unhear it. I need sleep.
@christophermoore61102 жыл бұрын
I was like omg, it’s the know-it-all kid from polar express and then he said the thing! God I laughed so hard!
@thestellarengineer2 жыл бұрын
AYYYYYYY ME TOO
@crazybird1992 жыл бұрын
@@christophermoore6110 I laughed real good too
@alvarohernani66452 жыл бұрын
11:17 that is "more common" than what some people may think. When i went to China back in 2010 a group of 6 or 8 men asked our tour guide if they could take a picture with me. The gide told me they were from a rural region and had been saving money for the trip for a long time and never saw a blonde person before. They were very nice one of them made me a small portrait in like 2 mins
@timerchannelofficial2 жыл бұрын
The person who is being woooshed might be being sarcastic *but the person woooshing might be joking* *but the person being wooshed might be lying about being sarcastic* *BUT the person woooshing might not have been joking*
@ahs72562 жыл бұрын
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT START A RIOT
@smileorgobyebye63302 жыл бұрын
We are in a loop We're done Over Gone Reduced to my brain cells
@BigBrainGamer582 жыл бұрын
r/woooosh
@ZyroLupusVT2 жыл бұрын
@@BigBrainGamer58 r/woooosh
@mattt10042 жыл бұрын
Is this why we don't use the 100% of our brains?
@zoidbergthebabyjesus16062 жыл бұрын
"cows don't lay eggs they make milk" The humble but deadly Platypus: 😬
@RealAntixz Жыл бұрын
Actually do your research they can’t ugh 🙄
@whycantihaveagoodname7078 Жыл бұрын
@@RealAntixzbro its just a joke
@RealAntixz Жыл бұрын
@@whycantihaveagoodname7078 R WOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH ( hi reddit)
@zekeggy11 ай бұрын
try harder@@RealAntixz
@dedotrongames64022 жыл бұрын
1:01 I'd just like to note that that statement completely disregards the existence of platypuses.
@dmcookie22482 жыл бұрын
8:37 loved the polar express quote
@juanletsplay15502 жыл бұрын
Robin imitating the glasses kid from the polar express is a great joke
@Zipzap13132 жыл бұрын
8:51 I choked on my DRINK 'Wanna know what train this is?'
@Captain_Timezone11 ай бұрын
Know it all kid from polar express: (messes up the train fact)
@brockbracken3182 жыл бұрын
“Humans are the smartest species in the world” Humans:
@mattsheesh4442 жыл бұрын
there is no text on the humans
@mattsheesh4442 жыл бұрын
wait no dang it just let me do it myself
@mattsheesh4442 жыл бұрын
@mattsheesh R/Woooosh
@Hans172.2 жыл бұрын
@@mattsheesh444 honor to the end
@TormisMrFool2 жыл бұрын
Because they are smartets
@monotonedevelopment2 жыл бұрын
Bro I legit searched up the voice actors for The Polar Express to see if Robin was on there.. Legit voice acting pro ngl
@LitPinata2 жыл бұрын
But was he?
@neilcicierga98182 жыл бұрын
it was genuinely so spot on i was cackling
@cremmy_crem6212 жыл бұрын
@@neilcicierga9818 nice nagito pfp
@FB64_Fakebeta8 күн бұрын
What do you mean?? Robin didn’t voice act in The Polar Express. Search it up 😂 (This is making fun of people getting r/woooosh’d)
@UltramasterBDJ2 жыл бұрын
1:45 Native German here. okay, I legit had to think about that one again a _second_ time after the end of the video. Without the guy complaining I wouldn't even have known what the joke was or that there's even a joke at all. Took me a bit to try sounding it out in English without my subconscious autocorrecting the pronunciation back to German. "We s*ck d*ck" Oh, ok. That one flew right over my head. Woosh.
@einekartoffel24902 жыл бұрын
The person who is complaining isn't even being wooooshed.
@Crow_Smith2 жыл бұрын
That voice for the "Cigarettes don't have lungs" sounds so much like Mandark [sp?] from Dexter's Lab that it's almost scary lol
@Pullipe2 жыл бұрын
I thought it sounded like the nerd kid from polar express lol but yeah
@RealTheScienceCat Жыл бұрын
can confirm that cutting a square(sandwich) diagonally gives you more
@Vorizon92 жыл бұрын
8:40 Wow, Robins really good at that, he should become a voice actor
@agentnintendonate1thee2tan892 жыл бұрын
Who's gonna tell him?
@ebenezer-scrooge2 жыл бұрын
@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 whose gonna tell you it was a joke?
@VoxFromVoxtech2 жыл бұрын
@@ebenezer-scrooge chill it’s a joke
@KanjiG32 жыл бұрын
@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 Ohhh you done goofed up boi
@agentnintendonate1thee2tan892 жыл бұрын
Shut up, no I didn't!
@skibedobappowbob67042 жыл бұрын
For the 4:28 one abt the Ouiga board, Im pretty sure theres a correct/respectful way to use it, usually in those 3am videos that ran rampant on yt in 2016-2017 where they used the boards, it was (usually) disrespectfully. So basically if you are respectful you wont get haunted. Ironic coming from the person who replied to that one comment huh
@yin-sin2 жыл бұрын
The people who responds with scientific answers or the actual answers must be the life of the party. If a party was just them
@SIS3W3N2 жыл бұрын
Who gives a fuck about parties?
@thefutureismeaninglessthep73642 жыл бұрын
@@SIS3W3N aRe SlAsH wOoOoSh
@Giimbapp2 жыл бұрын
@John Daniels chill the f out it was a joke
@datengineer21742 жыл бұрын
I dont know man at least that guy actually has facts rather than going on and on about something that’s impossible and ignoring everyone that says no. I’ll trade you the nerd for the flat earther any day.
@themedivaltrainerdawson49512 жыл бұрын
well, actually, its not technically a party if its only 1 person
@yoshifan44562 жыл бұрын
robin watches all the cool shows honestly, he even knows the camping episode! you can skip all the other spongebob episodes so long as you watch that one
@C-Midori2 жыл бұрын
5:11 I got baited by the thumbnail. I genuinely hoped that guy actually had the “🤓” emoji in their PFP, would’ve been more ironic Great videos as usual, anyways
@pretty-much-a-coder2 жыл бұрын
🤓
@C-Midori2 жыл бұрын
@@pretty-much-a-coder thanks for the compliment
@catgamer1000official2 жыл бұрын
2:01 After some ‘thorough’ google translate that means “We are looking for you!” Which out of context could arguably be worse
@yellowracerplaysgames2 жыл бұрын
0:12 the fact that the official discord moderators tweeted this is hilarious
@DonutBurger2 жыл бұрын
Okay, but that February 29th joke was kind of genius though.
@cremmy_crem6212 жыл бұрын
IT WAS, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT IT
@lelandholmquist24672 жыл бұрын
12:44 I would like to point out the quote is actually There are two rules in life. Rule number 1: Never reveal everything you know. And when I told my sister this I walked away and she said what’s the second rule she Immediately realized she was an idiot and closed the door to her room.
@thePersonoyt2 жыл бұрын
9:00 bro the same guy that thinks ghandi has 0 nukes
@PlayrR3D1562 жыл бұрын
11:26 Well, you're right about one thing...
@ina-wo-r-l-d50322 жыл бұрын
When your currently watching better call saul- Saul being called a law abiding citizen is a best thing I've heard
@PenExploded132 жыл бұрын
10:52 Mr east lol
@Fei_PL2 жыл бұрын
r/wooosh was made for people who were trolled into thinking that the other person have no sense of humor and send pics of those trolls to reddit. They do not realise their screenshots is like trophy for troll who thought they are dumb. Yea I know - it don't make sense - but I'm drunk and can't speak engrish at all
@jaxxonbunny17752 жыл бұрын
I know how that feels, I’m Irish, so I’m 25% drunk 24/7.
@conaireparsons96722 жыл бұрын
Robin's nerdy kid from the polar express voice is amazing.
@LunealSky2 жыл бұрын
5:20 I actually saw that post. Based on the other comment chains in it, OP's sister likely didn't actually build it. It seems like OP built it to farm karma.
@aaronhurst43792 жыл бұрын
The funniest entries for this subreddit are those insulting the joke commenter, the irony never gets old
@TheFallenCobra2 жыл бұрын
0:46 just wait till this guy figures out what a platypus is.
@ChesterManfred2 жыл бұрын
Now I feel like if I was the smartest person on Earth. Thanks Robin.
@unclecreepy41852 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget that Spongebob wears arm floaties in the pool because he can’t swim. You can’t tell me Spongebob isn’t the most logical show ever.
@egglesishere99502 жыл бұрын
11:07 I went to Taiwan when I was 8 and had blonde hair blue eyes, every single HS girl wanted a selfie
@nuclearshoppingcart2 жыл бұрын
8:21 very caveman-like conversation
@Blue_Bird_Vision_52 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm the real life "Hey, do you know what kind of train this is" kid.
@spaghetticonsumer87372 жыл бұрын
bro the polar express kid impression was spot on!
@widdershins37852 жыл бұрын
You see, Humor is derived in these examples because explanation is given in detail where it is both unasked for and, in context, socially portrayed as the intent behind the statement given facetiously for the point of humor. In not understanding this subtlety and adding another layer of unexpected response, it too adds onto the humor. Being unfunny and not in the joke, makes it funny and puts you into the joke. Now that i've explained it, you can all thank me for adding more mirth into your lives.
@titan10702 жыл бұрын
8:50 THAT VOICE WAS PERFECT BRAVO TO YOU!!!
@undertaleaddictt16122 жыл бұрын
That polar express quote caught me off guard! XD
@skybubbles26372 жыл бұрын
7:12 if we’re going down the r/iamverysmart route already, since you lose more crumbs the more you cut, and the hypotenuse is going to be longer then the sides of the sandwich the one on the right technically has more sandwich
@F1PW52 жыл бұрын
Good point actually
@SIS3W3N2 жыл бұрын
*than
@agentnintendonate1thee2tan892 жыл бұрын
@@SIS3W3N r/woooosh
@Periwinkleaccount2 жыл бұрын
0:20 that’s a lot of degree ice cubes.
@OMGREALDUMMYFROMDVN2 жыл бұрын
2:28 Respect to this guy for using 100% of his brain
@therealelement75 Жыл бұрын
Why not the 30th Feb 30 doesn't exist
@aperks6 ай бұрын
@@therealelement75what
@realnamefakename2 жыл бұрын
0:30 it was real, obviously he was just making a zombie XP farm
@Keemoy2 жыл бұрын
Yo I'm in the thumbnail, thanks for the shoutout guy's
@Playlist_Playground39522 жыл бұрын
11:55 This guy that posted this actually WAS dumb. Because in the full version someone replies with "They froze the water that was already in the bottle." And the person who posted it said "Ooooh."
@boogrs552 жыл бұрын
a dude tried to do the "you have lower IQ than my dog, therefore im right" on my face on discord in a server... in a channel... full of people, including the both of us, that are immensely into shaming people who uses the words "IQ"
@KanjiG32 жыл бұрын
Ooooof..
@GLaDOSaperturescience81566 ай бұрын
Every time i see somebody miss a joke, i dont just say "r/wooooosh" I instead just put a copy/paste of a dictionary's definition of "joke." (Heres the definition, btw) Joke definition: something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act.
@obsidian13642 жыл бұрын
"u have three wishes" "i wish every single human being on earth can understand jokes" "mate, u just saved the world"
@dadoctah2 жыл бұрын
I didn't watch Better Call Saul, so I didn't know that he's not in a lot of his series. But in the movies Rebecca, Harvey, Chasing Amy and Porky's II, the title characters never appear at all.
@AWholeBeew Жыл бұрын
"Honestly, who would talk to Rhianna like that?" Chris Brown.
@Cosmickayellie2 жыл бұрын
The soldier in camo one I would’ve responded with “bro what? You’re a ghost whisperer cause I can’t see anything there!”
@TheLobsterCopter50002 жыл бұрын
8:38 The guy who posted this to R/Woooosh is the one who got whooshed. That commenter was obviously being sarcastic with the "correction". I guess that means whoever picks the posts for EmKay got whooshed too.
@stewiegriffin85352 жыл бұрын
12:06 made me spat out air. I almost suffocated laughing
@adrianaslund86058 ай бұрын
6:56 I can see how eating it diagonally gives you a more proportional sandwich. You also take smaller bites when doing so.
@mushmello52610 ай бұрын
That Subreddit should be called "r/snortofdisbelief". You know, that sigh you let out when hearing this
@killercore0072 жыл бұрын
8:02 I saw a donkey and a seal.
@Captain_Timezone11 ай бұрын
Same
@System_Error404X9 ай бұрын
Same
@Dranlia2 жыл бұрын
I just find it hilarious when you see people just forget to switch accounts.
@Dranlia2 жыл бұрын
I agree. That is funny.
@KanjiG32 жыл бұрын
*Patiently waiting for someone to get wooooshed the F up*
@LucaTheMeme Жыл бұрын
@@Dranlia Bro forgot to change accounts💀
@LucaTheMeme Жыл бұрын
@LucaTheMeme Ikr, it's so dumb smh
@commander77447 ай бұрын
@@LucaTheMemeLol
@spookygoose39292 жыл бұрын
1:00 more like the milk fertelizes the eggs
@seikoc2 жыл бұрын
I just like that there's an entire subreddit for missing the joke
@alphasushi91789 ай бұрын
6:56, umm actually technically speaking they are both wrong, cutting rectangles gives you slightly more sandwich, You see when we slice the sandwich, part of that sandwich is lost onto the knife, and it’s safe to assume, the more you cut, the more sandwich is lost onto the knife. Due to the Pythagorean theorem (A squared + B squared = C squared, where C is the hypotenuse of the right angled triangle) the amount sliced is slightly more than the side length of the bread, whereas on the rectangularly sliced bread, the cut is equal to the side length. From this we know that slightly more sandwich is lost on the knife with the diagonally cut bread therefore you get more sandwich on the rectangularly sliced sandwich. Evaluation: Just eat the sandwich without cutting it for a few extra grams of sandwich in these trying times Side note: honestly, some people just aren’t on the same brain scale as I am, im am just smarterer than all of the other peopole. It’s hard to be as smart as I :(
@Doopface98 ай бұрын
Smartererest*
@LeReubzRic6 ай бұрын
This ratio will fail
@thenerdycorgi2 жыл бұрын
That happened to my 6'4" uncle when he visited China. They really did ask for photos with him.
@kingcrimson36012 жыл бұрын
"People are so dumb, i'm smart because i let a joke fly over my head" I sense woman repellant
@polyretro111 ай бұрын
0:16 "no it's called mario kart"
@-Apteryx- Жыл бұрын
0:46 That person has obviously never set foot in Australia either because emu eggs are deep green.
@AdaniAstriFilms2 жыл бұрын
8:51 you have no idea how many times people at my school said I look like that kid, I can even sound like him!
@GoofySillyGuy11 ай бұрын
My favorite thing is to say something that seems like a woosh when i actually understood the joke so i can woosh them back.
@Chaos_Phoenix2 жыл бұрын
Another day of robin lying about his height.
@iris_drawssandwiches2 жыл бұрын
0:47 Those are horse eggs💀
@idkgaminglol818 Жыл бұрын
No those are pig eggs
@CubingBones Жыл бұрын
Nah these are lion eggs
@HajimeHitoshiHideo2 жыл бұрын
10:21 the character on the profile picture is Monika from the 2017 psychological horror videogame "Doki Doki Literature Club"
“the cows come out of the milk” no wonder your bones get so strong
@0utkastAngel2 жыл бұрын
8:43 sounds alot like Mandark from Dexter's Laboratory. *chefs kiss* perfection.
@Thelittlecartman-o6n Жыл бұрын
At 4:33 I was like dude you know that it’s just a joke right RIGHT
@shannonandsofia15412 жыл бұрын
person: makes a sarcastic statement these people: *um, actually..*
@duckworthlover9112 жыл бұрын
7:57 "um actually 🤓🤓🤓 that's not the flag of Quebec *fixes glasses* but the flag of Martinique ̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈̈ " -🤓 also known as me
@sylvy.2 жыл бұрын
when you miss a joke on reddit, nobody will let you forget.
@MapleclawGD2 жыл бұрын
0:28 lmfao I actually saw that one happen in the comments of that video
@hoovyonlifesupport11292 жыл бұрын
9:34 H u m m e r b o a r d
@TheSuperGoober2 жыл бұрын
See...these are the types of people that make thanos seem like he had a good idea
@Smoke_wheat2 жыл бұрын
I like watching woooosh to help me remember that there are people dumber than I
@babyyodaguy13782 жыл бұрын
I love when they say “your so dumb”
@Flowz_Rules Жыл бұрын
0:49 PLOT TWIST THE COWS HAVE LIQUID EGGS
@theatomicyonko21432 жыл бұрын
I accidently clicked farther into the video then clicked at a random time to get back and got to the exact moment. I feel like a super hero.
@d34dstruck132 жыл бұрын
4:34 Plot twist: they're the ones doing the haunting
@mavadelo2 жыл бұрын
1:58 I see a similar comment each time an English speaker makes the "Where did that van go(gh)" joke. In Dutch, the name van Gogh doesn't come close to the English "Van Go".... but just like with this German one.... everyone knows the intended meaning of the joke.
@bluey83753 ай бұрын
The German "wir suchen dich" means "we are looking for you!", which could mean, in German, that this McDonald's, or other establishment, is looking for employees, hence why it is directing it at us (dich, which means you, in German). The poster is literally looking to hire new people, at least that is what I interpreted as. I am extremely passionate about learning German, and have been taking German for 2 years (technically 3 years including 7th grade), and know the simplistic phrases. Hopefully this helps for anyone!!!
@gghho0sstt_boy2 жыл бұрын
When you come home from school to see Emkay has posted
@xiter-wj8zv Жыл бұрын
When my doctor diagnoses me with dementia but I don’t remember asking
@supermaximglitchy12 жыл бұрын
those guys were full-brained to see a horse face and a seal
@AreonShmareon2 жыл бұрын
Hey, this Emkay narrator should be a KZbinr
@landonlozano61612 жыл бұрын
He already is! 🤦♂️ SMH.
@ddarkon12232 жыл бұрын
Fr
@themineboys20562 жыл бұрын
@@landonlozano6161 r/wooosh
@robertbeisert33152 жыл бұрын
I choose to believe that the comments above are 100% organic.
@slaimiaadem16342 жыл бұрын
What about the rest of the narrators?
@adrianblake88763 ай бұрын
7:40 is that YOUR Lexi being wooshed here!?
@johnalogue98322 жыл бұрын
I'd argue driving over the speed limit *is not* illegal. It's an *excuse* for a cop to issue a penalty. 99% of the time, people exceed (and are *expected* to exceed) the speed limit on freeways by at least 5-10mph. That makes them a potentially valid "target," but if it were truly treated as "illegal," traffic cops wouldn't stop arresting people until that expectation changed. They allow speeding, but sometimes exploit it.
@unclecreepy41852 жыл бұрын
I know correcting the guy getting wooshed who makes a false statement on here is pointless, but I’m doing it anyways. Just in case some people on here don’t know. There IS gravity in space! Stop saying there’s no gravity in space, it’s one of the dumbest things you can say to try and sound smart. There’s zero G-forces in space if you’re in a free fall, but you’re in a free fall BECAUSE OF GRAVITY!
@pinat11172 жыл бұрын
Another Awsome Emkay Video
@therealilikecats3 ай бұрын
2:51 comment boomerang
@GDMuzyАй бұрын
just so you know, the netflix subscription would end on march 1st. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!