Rageaholic Cinema: DEATH WISH 3

[@johnweber4577]

"To suggest that Death Wish 3 has a bad story is to imply that it fucking requires one." Somebody please put that on a Blu-Ray box now!

[@Joetorres3]

Right next of : he kills the Giggler.

[@MagnusTheSnake]

When I was younger my grandfather put this movie on because he didn't like the Adam Sandler movie I was watching, to this date I'm grateful he did.

[@alucard624]

Your grandfather was a man of culture.

[@stringfellowbalk2654]

Your grandfather was a great man.

[@devinmccreery8003]

That day you probably grew 6 inches of salami and A ZZ top beard. Coolest grampa ever.

[@BillySinnz]

Good man.

[@eggsbenedict2251]

Your Grandfather is a Chad.

[@zombiesquad3339]

That part where Kersey appears on the balcony with the machine gun, and then proceeds to mow down every punk within a 200 mile radius is fucking cinematic GOLD.

[@MexiCayde-6]

I would make a witty remark here, but I was killed in Death Wish 3.

[@devinmccreery8003]

I would too, but I was killed in Death Wish 3. I wasn't even born until 91.

[@CommisarHood]

I would've liked that witty remark but sadly I too was killed in Death Wish 3... Twice.

[@nelsonx5326]

Everybody dies in D3.

[@raymondsolisjr.1262]

The 4th movie should have been The Giggler's Return

[@nelsonx5326]

@@raymondsolisjr.1262 The Giggler, wasn't he the diversity turd who takes one directly through the 5th thoracic vertebra of his spinal column with an elephant bullet before said bullet blows his heart to shit and out his sternum like an exploding jar of botulin laden strawberry jelly? If the Giggler lived he'd be more paralyzed than Stephen Hawking on his deathbed. Besides, they wouldn't name the movie after someone Bronson has to kill, again. The last words of 'The Giggler's Return' would be Bronson saying, 'Now stay dead'. The words above, I was practicing talking like Razorfist. He should hire me to write for him. RIP, Giggler.

[@Blaklyon0]

Today I learned: if you give Charles Bronson a leather jacket and a gun, all of your neighborhood gang issues will come to a screeching halt.

[@vandy2715]

You have no idea how much i truly appreciate hearing somebody like yourself defend one of my all time favorite 80S flicks. I always looked at the Director Michael Winner a lot like The Joker. He never gave a shit about what anybody thought, He just made movies for the masses and they f@cking loved it. The goddamn nerve of Rotten Tomatoes giving this film a 11%. Rotten Tomatoes is garbage....... You get a like from me good buddy.

[@GritHawke]

Only Charles Bronson could have fired that LAW rocket in such tight quarters and survived. Anybody else would have likely been killed or severely burned by the backblast.

[@alucard624]

There is no backblast when you're Charles Bronson.

[@ericfraley7330]

And now he's going down to Emmet's Fix It Shop to "fix" Emmet

[@mzmadmike]

Sylvester Stallone and Chuck Norris could do it.

[@jeremiahdansereau2950]

@@mzmadmike and Arnold Schwazenegger...

[@DoomyMacDoomface]

Or hold the barrel of a M1919 Browning machine gun whilst firing and not burn his hand.

[@TheVitaltundra]

"The supporting cast: The Final Fight franchise." I laughed, really hard.

[@OniRokaku]

But they died in Death Wish 3

[@Aiaerial]

That is 👌 is this Final Fights inspiration

[@BATMADeightynine]

Death Wish 3 is the true story that inspired the events of Final Fight and Streets of Rage.

[@jscott2700]

My dad took me to see this when I was 14. He loved him some Bronson.

[@TheKromusDevice]

I was born in '95, but I died in Death Wish 3.

[@lonchaneyslover7635]

Makes two of us!

[@chadrikicuris]

Born '96. But the truth is I've been dead since Death wish 3

[@TurnAGundam]

Born in '89, but died in "Death Wish 3".

[@sherrykeeney7376]

Yall are babies I was in my prime when this movie came out & seen it at the drive in we absolutely loved it & still do

[@williammckenna3903]

😂

[@The_Assassin_of_The_Gray]

"They killed The Giggler, Mang!" Well, The Giggler needed killing . . .

[@shack8110]

R.I.P. The Giggler.

[@Skiergold]

May he burn in hell.

[@Blaklyon0]

Giving bronson a leather jacket and a magnum is like, Giving batman a fully loaded infinity gauntlet...

[@shooterb0y23]

Bronson killed all the commenters who wrote "First" in the comment section. Hold on, someones at my door be right back.

[@voiceofreason4677]

I hope you liked your visit by Bronson, he's supposed to be at my house in about an hour.

[@shooterb0y23]

Turns out I was already dead. I had no idea purgatory had wi fi. I just remember immense pain, shitting my pants,a really big gun, brief admiration of a moustached man and an 80's synthesizer.

[@voiceofreason4677]

shooterb0y23 Well that would explain my hallucinatory haze, Reagan and Nixon playing poker while seeing all the dead bodies. But yah, I do remember the 80's synthesizer, kinda hard to forget that.

[@shooterb0y23]

Damn, looks like the big dick Bronson himself got us for being huge shitbags. Fuck that guy. ..... Hold on I hear a knock on my door in purgatory. Be right back.

[@Outlaw8908]

shooterb0y23 yes he is in purgatory too. I have an appointment with him in a few hours.

[@athens9740]

I was cheering my ass off when the final shootout happened 😂

[@poisonxindustry]

Razorfist should make his own version of Mystery Science Theater 3000 but with action movies.

[@theclown8399]

Yeah like Obvious Action Theatre

[@heatherphillips5983]

@@theclown8399 Never before have I needed something so much, and not known until I read it out loud.

[@johnsmithfrombackeast7376]

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

That would be awesome but I doubt he would do it.

[@erilaz7449]

Your asesment of hipsters is spot on

[@ASolidOpinion]

Take Max Payne, replace Max with Bronson and you might be on your way to making the best game ever made. Either that or just make Arkham city... but with Bronson.

[@Zelousmarineinspace]

Nah: Just make Just Cause 2 have a Charles Bronson mod, and it is already the greatest game ever made

[@harlemraider3347]

+solidwtf2 Bronson the Game - no health bar, unlimited ammo, no stamina meter, you just kill & can never die.

[@Ironeyes128]

so saints row 3?

[@peterdevaux4394]

Death wish 3

[@robzilla730]

@@harlemraider3347 Bronson The Game. 2 player mode with Chuck Norris.

[@Larry]

You must review the Death Wish 3 video game at some point, absolutely loved it as a kid, just the sadistic joy of blowing up grandmothers into a heaping pile of guts was all it took to enthral a six year old me!!! :D

[@poisonxindustry]

There was a videogame?

[@Larry]

Lazy Leo yes there was. plenty of videos on youtube about it too!

[@alucard624]

@@poisonxindustry Yep, and I've seen it online to download and play. Worth it.

[@LakesideAmusementPro]

Charles Bronson invented infinite health and ammo. Arnie, and Sly ain't got shit on Bronson.

[@DeathSongoftheThreeStorms]

And the kill count Arnie made in Commando is nothing compared to Bronson's. On that note, if Bronson was the Terminator, the human race would be doomed.

[@CRITTERBUSTERS]

Arnold, Sly, Van Damme, Segal, Lundgren etc. are great too, but Bronson set the standard for kill counts, all hail Bronson \m/

[@AmericanPsychonautV]

CRITTERBUSTERS *Siegel

[@TheRealCaptainFreedom]

Scott Plisskin

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

Bronson didnt have infinite ammo, his gun was just too scared to stop working on Bronson

[@ventues9751]

This has to be one of the greatest movies ever made !!!!

[@TheRealPink-iu8km]

see at BLACK METAL TEENS LISTENING TO PINK FLOYD

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

"they killed the giggler, man. THEY KILLED THE GIGGLER!"

[@adamhauskins6407]

Good he deserved it

[@emmanuelwolf6568]

This channel is awesome,finally someone who doesn't sugar coat things.

[@Jose-se9pu]

I love how the first Death Wish was serious and even intelligent, then the second one started to became campy, and in this, it became a perfect example on how you do awesome camp. Death Wish 4 was too much, it stoped being camp to just be stupid, and lets not talk about the fifth one... What a good trilogy.

[@alucard624]

Best part of 4 was the grenade launcher kill at the end.

[@jfangm]

It's like Tremors and Ghostbusters.

[@sherrykeeney7376]

I stopped at Death Wish 3 - guess it's good I did?? Hollywood was just trying to cash in on a great thing & didn't know when to quit

[@burmiester1]

4 and 5 were awesome. 4 is probably my favorite

[@BestWayKilla]

Well shit, I thought I was born in 1991, but it seems that's impossible since I was killed in Death Wish 3. Which means Charles Bronson is so fucking badass he leapt forward in time to pull me back to 1985 just so I could die in Death Wish 3 as a fetus. That, or he just carjacked the Delorean from Marty McFly. Either way, my spectral action boner is hard enough to cut a diamond.

[@jfangm]

You don't understand. You were born in 1991 BECAUSE you died in DW3. It literally postponed your birth.

[@aelius3805]

@@jfangm I dropped too and was born in 91. We need a support group...Bronson would probably become a revenant and just kill us again.

[@Mindlabytinth]

For some reason, that "when suddenly, Bronson!" made me laugh like an idiot. I'm going top steal it and use it to announce every worthy act of spontaneous badassery I see.

[@juresaiyan]

It was awesome

[@nicholasjanke3476]

Deborah Raffin who played Kersey's lover/lawyer was a close family friend of Charles and Jill. It was Charles Bronson himself who cast her.

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

...and in Death Wish 3, Charles Bronson took laughter from the World. _"He killed The Giggler, man"._

[@Taluien]

Coming back to one of the classics and all I can say is... the .475 Wildey Magnum isn't stopping power... that's crowd control.

[@brandonteppelin6353]

Kinda wish Lieutenant Dude had gotten his own spin off movie.

[@markgrygielewicz8047]

From wikipeadia: Filming started on April 19, 1985 in a "crime-infested" area of Brooklyn. Other New York locations used for the film included the Queensboro Bridge, the bus terminal of Manhattan's Port Authority, and Long Island.[4] In early May, the production team moved to London. Winner found it useful that both cities had a lot of Victorian buildings. The police station scenes were filmed at the old Lambeth Hospital[7] in Lambeth, which has since been demolished. The neighborhood used for the gang war of the film was in Brixton, a district which was infested with real-life gangs.

[@jlogan2228]

An older guy I know who Introduced me to this movie specifically described it as Look you don't watch this for plot this is an hour and a half of Charles Bronson mass murdering punks which is all you need He wasn't wrong

[@L3M0N4NDCH3RRYZZ]

One of the greatest injustices of this world is we will never get Bronson vs ANTIFA

[@adamhauskins6407]

That's not a match up that's just a simple matter of cleaning up commie waste

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

That's not an action movie, that'd be a short film.

[@TurnAGundam]

@@b3rz3rk3r9 Short, but *awesome.* 😁

[@benjischannel3008]

@b3rz3rk3r9 That’s not a short film, that would be a documentary.

[@Hegelmaus81]

I recall Trump referenced the, um, "attempted car theft" scene at some point during the campaign. It made me smile.

[@ingold1470]

Yep! kzbin.info/www/bejne/iafdlKKuZ7Z1Ztk .

[@promnightdumpsterbaby9553]

"The arm was very badly injured." I peed my pants lol

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

plot twist, the arm broke off so when they checked the pulse, they felt nothing and declared her dead

[@dicloniusgames]

Death Wish 3 only requires 3 things: Charles Bronson, his signature Wildey and most of all....LIEUTENANT DUDE!

[@toma.4808]

Gavan O'Herlihy was awesome in this film. His father Dan O'Herlihy (robo cop, halloween 3) was also a great actor. I enjoyed DW3

[@240pixel]

I was about to write a comment about how you can't hold M1919 Browning by the barrel shroud because it gets very hot. But then I was killed in Death Wish 3

[@sethhartrum6842]

It was probably to afraid of Bronson to burn his hand

[@MetallicalCatastroph]

you may refer to it as "WHY DOES THAT HOWITZER HAVE A HANDLE AND A FUCKING TRIGGER" Holy fucking Dio, my sides havent hurt this bad in ages.

[@mwfilm]

Only problem with this video: you use a Bill and Ted clip without acknowledging that Bill is fucking in the movie 2:47

[@CaitiffFTW]

TheStewieOne Nope. That is Bill S. Preston, Esquire. Ted "Theodore" Logan was played by Keanu Reeves.

[@mwfilm]

and together they are WYLD STALLYNS!

[@Taverens_Pull]

dedelededelededele

[@yuris00]

Bronson IS the O.G. Punisher.

[@StudioBadGuy]

METAL SLUG - BRONSON EDITION

[@AUSTINwazhere]

I was so disappointed when the 42 jammed... Dat gun is legendary. Not a joke, it just sounds fking scary.

[@wedgeantilles4712]

Yeah, it happens... but I agree, it's a great weapon, but germans actually made pretty good weapons and tanks before and during WWII (their tanks was just very expensive to manufacture)

[@omarabe26]

Guys let's be honest here, if that MG42 was loaded prior, the movie would've ended by then. And if gave that mg to Bronson, the entire Deathwish FRANCHISE would've ended by that moment.

[@johnplatt8565]

I am very certain that the MG 42 machine gun or also known by allied troops as Hitler chainsaw was a terrifying weapon to face

[@alucard624]

If only Martin Balsam's character had actually loaded it properly that wouldn't have happened.

[@adamhauskins6407]

@@johnplatt8565 buzzsaw the chainsaw was invented yet

[@ryanblount4912]

I love these old politically incorrect masterpieces in american kick ass cinema !

[@redwing46901]

Not sure how I found this channel but, It is (Bleeping) awesome !!!!!

[@dreamwarrior1276]

RPG's and hand-cannons thru the mail? This is awesome!

[@frankod100]

Us postal is easygoing.

[@dl733sak]

13:07 There's a cop in the crowd that Bronson mows down. Oh well, I guess you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

[@revenile]

3 Fun Facts: 1: Death Wish 3 has a Commodore 64 video game adaptation. 2: The box art for it needs to be a poster 3 decades ago. 3: The game is literally you as Bronson killing every dirt bag in the city until you the player decide to stop.

[@PedroLima-ku3em]

I should be writing this but I was killed in "Death Wish 3"

[@davidbowie2046]

Seen this in the cinema in 85! Best of the bunch. Hard to believe Bronson was 63 when he filmed this!

[@SuperMarshall2009]

I love this review, anytime I need a laugh I come back to it.

[@Tracer_Krieg]

Before there was Expendables, there was the Bronsinator!

[@austinfailz]

They should've just called this series, "Don't Fuck With Bronson!"

[@Sorichuudo]

I wanted to make an interesting comment, but unfortunately i was killed in Death Wish 3.

[@archduke11]

I was recommended to watch your movie reviews as something to entertain and cheer me up on a rainy day. You won me the moment you said "I hate Hipsters!!" even befoe the review began. Preach it! :)

[@williammcguire130]

I cannot believe the casual disrespect thrown at Martin Balsam. The man was in PSYCHO and 12 ANGRY MEN, for heaven's sake.

[@MisterRandomEncounter]

There needs to be a T-shirt that reads " I too was killed in Death Wish 3"

[@tommyzDad]

Speaking of "dude" (3:37), Alex Winter was also in DW3: 2:48.

[@4knacks789]

Now all I need to know is what to do with this massive erection.

[@chiip90]

Proof that less plot, bigger guns can be a good thing.

[@Savoy1984]

Fun Fact: Charles Bronson was 137 years old when he made Death Wish III! (is it wrong to laugh at your own jokes) I've lost count how many times I've watched Death Wish 3 and only watched a couple of minutes of the video and it's great, so far.

[@anaamari5643]

That fucking face on the main bad guy as Bronson pulls out the LAW.

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

This movie is the natural conclusion to the “OK boomer” meme.

[@Betapvnk]

Cyndi Lauper chick=Female Cenobite from Hellraiser 2

[@puppysect]

I love the fact that Charlie brought his own handgun to set. That fucking scene is like the shopping network: "This beautiful Wildey Magnum can be yours for just five easy payments of $49.99!! Order now to recieve the special limited edition ebony/ivory Creepkiller displaycase!" ... (Big Game Cartridges™ sold seperately, offer not valid outside New York, USA. Warranty voided if used for vigilantism)

[@Skiergold]

Lost it at "WHY DOES THAT HOWITZER HAVE A HANDLE AND FUCKING TRIGGER?!?!?"

[@ironw6806]

Love this movie!! Hands down the best death wish

[@jl696]

One of the greatest movies of all time!!!!

[@hansgrueber8169]

Bronson is Player 1 and Lauter is Player 2.

[@giguyjoe]

11:44 It's a sad sight to behold when the movie teases you with 1200rpm carnage and then wusses out because only Bronson is allowed to wield belt-fed benevolence.

[@popuptarget7386]

Dude...your commentary digs up memories of having witnessed this athe the moment of my death in the 80s. It was totally worth it.

[@RossBayCult]

“Who are you?” “I’m your last customer” Wait, wrong Kersey.

[@nightwishfan1991]

Something tells me this is what Europe is going to look like very soon.

[@MisterBones2910]

*cough* Ukraine *cough*

[@Igor-ug1uo]

+Mister Bones The funny thing is that the Ukrainian government is filled with the same fat ass oligarch motherfuckers it was 10 years ago, but now they're called neo-nazi :D

[@mastermonarch]

BReal23 because Billionaires give a shit about us not.

[@wedgeantilles4712]

"Europe is going to look like this very soon"... *facepalm* it was filmed in London, it would already look like that...

[@omarabe26]

+mastermonarch And you think shilling politicians do?

[@benandcullensoldchannel2087]

Just discovered this channel - binge watching the 70s/80s action movies and thoroughly enjoying ~

[@slayermill8621]

Death Wish 3 is my favorite of the saga. Having a .30 cal machinegun with a carboard box full of ammo for the A-gunner to carry automatically makes it one of the best action movies of all time.

[@luckyduckydrivingschool3615]

Somebody seriously needs to make a Death Wish game. It would be the best co-op experience ever. 14:33

[@keonianderson5145]

" Tee hee hee" - The Giggler

[@TheMasterTelevision]

RIP in peace F Bottom text

[@FiasaPower]

They turned Death Wish franchise into an action movie and... it went pretty well. One of my favorite movies ever. The killfrenzy involving Bronson and tenant Dude is utterly awesome, I was speechless after I watched it the first time. A cinema's masterpiece so far.

[@SyndicateSuperman]

I'd love to say that I turn 39 this year, but I was killed by Bronson in Death Wish III.

[@ricardocantoral7672]

For me, I can say from an objective POV that DW 1 is the best in the series but I find the third film the most enjoyable.

[@TurnAGundam]

Apparently, I was born in '89 but I died in "Death Wish 3". 🤣

[@TheRealNormanBates]

2:48 is that Alex Winter? 14:32 was that Alex Winter?

[@charlesvan13]

Nobody is accusing this movie of being realistic. But even much smaller pistols will leave the shooter with tinnitus without ear protection.

[@juansantos168]

1:32 after the summer of 2020….prophetic words

[@seatspud]

The Giggler. They killed him. Man. NEVER FORGET.

[@maxjack71]

Forget what?

[@johnbrowne3518]

Back in the 1970s, MAD magazine did a parody of a board game featuring Charles Bronson. It included choices like "THREATEN IOWA" (yeah, the ENTIRE STATE). LOL.

[@bronyrapist666]

"The Mad Gear gang" I'm glad I wasn't the only one to make that connection.

[@Kenshiro3rd]

awwww no Rocket Lawnchair? And after you set it so perfectly too... :( Metal Slug - Rocket Launcher

[@TheRageaholic]

Not to worry. This will *not* be the last Rocket Launcher that is fired in a Death Wish film.

[@Kenshiro3rd]

Ah so you are saving it for THAT... I can't wait. XD

[@jimmyj5035]

Charles Bronson & Clint Eastwood are the Greatest... I love Stallone & Schwarzenegger but Bronson & Eastwood did it All 1st and with Zero CGI, all real life special effects...

[@SuperBat63]

Jimmy J Stallone is the only actor other than Eastwood still living that I can compare to him. Bronson as well even though he’s dead.

[@leethomas2155]

This film is a masterpiece! Fuck anybody that says otherwise! And this guys reviews on Death Wish and Dirty Harry should have home media releases of their own. Totally hilarious!

[@aelius3805]

The Giggler killed himself, suicide by Bronson.

[@mzmadmike]

You know Bronson is a good actor, because he was an aerial gunner in WWII, so he knows that firing an unmounted Browning 1919A4 causes an instant failure to fire because the barrel recoil is damped by the movement of the receiver. But he makes the scene believable. Of a sort.

[@jfangm]

This wouldn't be an A4. It would have been one of the biood (or even stock) models.

[@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173]

In real life Sgt.Basilone killed many enemy with an unmounted Browning and a huge mitten until the barrell burned through the mitten and his hands, then he used it as a club. Thats just part of the story..

[@DNulrammah]

LOL! "I can't believe he's not Ernest Borgnine" fed the ammo belt it the wrong way - the bullets were pointing in the wrong direction. (@ 11:58)

[@durka6350]

This was...the coolest movie review...I have ever seen...IN MY LIFE!!

[@goreds551]

My favourite line is when after Bronson kills the Giggler and the main bad guy says in an unironic calm voice:" He had no business doing that, none!"

[@pergproductions]

3:44 Here's an interesting conincidence, Alex Winter (who played Bill) is actually in Death WIsh 3. Seriously. You can see him at 2:56 mangling the phone.

[@rpm297]

Always love the part where the police dude joins him in the slaughter. PLAYER 2 HAS ENTERED THE GAME!

[@TheDarkness2204]

HOLY FUCK It's Bronson 13:04

[@The_Baecon_King]

I dunno what it is about the 80's magnum sounds but between this and Dirty Harry the sound is unexplainably AWESOME

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

....I wanna comment on how this movie kicks all the ass, shoots all the names after takin' em, and crushes all the evil, but I'm afraid if I poke my head out, I'm gonna catch a .475 caliber mustache to the guts for th-- HOLY FUCK ITS BRONSON