Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 5)

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Sources:
0:24 - Dexter Season 1 - "Surprise Motherfucker" scene

[@tatianaraglmar5912]

Everyone melts when cake speaks Me: Who's cake? Cake: helllooooo Me: *melts*

[@funkagames7518]

Your not alone

[@sirrezyl176]

"How can be someone so cute?" Was the best response

[@thetau4866]

@@blitzcon9088 nein

[@Herweins]

@@blitzcon9088 r/cursedcomment

[@darkguy347]

This time ive just saying: uh... ive almost melt but... this isnt cute enough to make me melt

[@indrektapalt3252]

people dont understand that Negev thing when he threw it over the fence.. at that time the negev didnt cost 1700$ ... it costed about 5700$

[@animeandshenanigans]

legit? jesus christ thats expensive af

[@Sheepyx]

@@animeandshenanigans yeah but it was kinda overpowered, it was a completely different gun compared to today

[@vxtyazaliazy9573]

Wait a minute since when did Negev turned into 1700?

[@indrektapalt3252]

Vxtyaz Aliazy prob like 2 yrs ago or something like that

[@Joghurt2499]

@@indrektapalt3252 fuck that was two years ago?

[@Ash_33er]

1:34 here's a heart melt button

[@TheGreaterDane]

you are doing Gods work

[@strawberrymilkshake112]

1:35

[@alexnooijens3964]

You're the hero we don't deserve

[@comradealpha2576]

@@strawberrymilkshake112 1:36

[@strawberrymilkshake112]

@@comradealpha2576 no

[@greenthatsit1808]

“Hi cake” “Hey cake” “Hellooooo” Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

[@ezesnack659]

Cuteness is my one and only weakness

[@WengusJr]

Does cake have a KZbin?

[@Tidusjames]

@@WengusJr kzbin.info/door/c8vuiTJ2-2Wr0CB2MUSH4g Helena Cakes youtube channel

[@sigg8614]

Just a shortcut: 1:32

[@chattur8173]

Yes, I watched the video too.

[@SovietWomble]

So..."Cake" quickly got herself noticed on the ZF servers due to her extremely soft-spoken voice. Zeis took her "helllooo" (1:32)and turned it into a Twitch notification. So when someone hosts him, and he gets lots of new followers simultaneously, Cake's voice starts spamming hello a hundred times a minute and "sounds like a pixie on acid". She's also pretty good at singing - kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGfQnHyKZch9q5I

[@rushork4103]

+SovietWomble nice mem3

[@SerratorX15]

+SovietWomble YO YOU'RE BACK DUDE!!!! EPIC :D

[@alvintollah]

Now that you said it, womble, you HAVE to post that as a ringtone, so I can download it.

[@flaccreal]

Fucking brilliant

[@HochfelsKrieger]

+SovietWomble nice work, thx for what you are doing :)

[@mugdhagomes3861]

I'm starting to assume that cake is the reason why this video has over 11m views

[@insaneghost2818]

and you are correct

[@lamppz]

very much so I'm here from an app what does that say

[@inesmendiola723]

DrjayPlays is it ifunny my brother 👌 we both followed the way here through the comment section

[@lobot4780]

Hey I’m also from iFunny. Same username and pfp

[@Potato-ey5hj]

Cake have a actual youtube?

[@TheLivingTombstone]

5:50 Wow Nep, great moves, keep it up, proud of you

[@ddGrandahl]

papa bless.

[@BodyDisposalable]

+Papa Emeritus II GONE SEEEEXXXXUUUAALLLL!!!!!! 2016

[@R3DX_EXE]

Holy shit TLT watch this awesome

[@Aki-th9su]

hey i think if cyanide read what you said, he would lose his shit

[@ghostytrickster2119]

F*** you doing here

[@themainman2827]

- English is not my first lenguage okay? - Youre american. - Exactly.

[@jettdominick3878]

Here we speak AMERICAN

[@kaiceecrane3884]

Having American citizenship is no barring on what your first language is

[@kaiceecrane3884]

@@tomtacular so no person borm without American citizenship can become an American? No one could come from a bilingual family and not learn english first? Dumb ass

[@404Dannyboy]

About 1/5th of American citizens don't speak English as their mother tongue. Country of immigrants and all that.

[@daisy-m766]

That’s right

[@falcone7908]

I've just watched whole 4 episodes + this one just to hear Cake say "hello". And then my boss says I'm not devoted to anything.

[@sadboijimmy4712]

Verg who is cake

[@coulter0840b]

azreal215 who is cake

[@jake-the-neko5531]

Coulter 1:35

[@coulter0840b]

jake beckley but do they have a KZbin or twitch or something?

[@hunghummingbird6015]

Verg sounds like your a real ass nigga

[@rekka6366]

We need more cake.

[@kyunn8739]

Then go to the bakery

[@TraustiGeir]

Eeeyyy....

[@predatoryboost8583]

More cake please

[@chestercueto4613]

Is cake always playing with them?

[@rekka6366]

#MoreCake

[@Chezboii]

1:11 "Why do i suck so much today?" "No one... no one's gonna jump on that?" And no one jumped. But i did, my friend. I did.

[@Charlie-ln1sh]

What is nep’s youtube channel name

[@juspraim5891]

Benneboiyello m.kzbin.info

[@TheJoker-gt2mg]

Me too lol

[@thomasnolastname8734]

I'd jump on that If you know what I mean

[@Ribbons0121R121]

i did

[@SaxophoneLover12]

This randomly popped up on my feed and I don't even know what game it is but now I understand why some gamers are really close as friends. This honestly was just hilarious and amazing to watch Comment edit because I posted it below and didn't put it up here: Damn I forgot I wrote this comment lol, thanks to everyone who realized I was just trying to be nice and not toxic! Still haven't tried the game due to school and such, but quarantine and the replies to this comment are probably gonna get me to play it, I'll update you all when I do! Thanks again to all the people out there who understand~ Also, the war I started in the comments is fucking hilarious and I can't believe how much this blew up lmao

[@naturegirl2110]

Same I wanna know what game it is

[@nosoyporta]

@@naturegirl2110 Counter strike Global Offensive, it says on the title of the video

[@S0RGEx]

Definitely just go down the line and watch the rest of the Bullshitteries if you haven't already, they're all fucking hilarious.

[@_cam-]

CS:GO is super fun

[@maxnomistakes7885]

Women can *think* they said.

[@CrossKaizer17]

How many times do you guys listen to cake saying "hello", I lost track already

[@princejones2313]

Idk anymore

[@t-dog660]

All the time

[@bawannzar9397]

wich one is excatly cake

[@bawannzar9397]

wich one of them is excatly cake

[@CrossKaizer17]

the girl that said "hello" and everyone melts

[@brandonrandonandon]

is nobody gonna mention the "how can be someone so cute"

[@thealivec4t]

+Brandon Kang THANK YOU lmfao i was like holy shit she forgot how to speak english because cake's voice is so cute!

[@Zeynepx]

+AliveC4t I AM ONLY HUMAN with bad skillevel of english

[@thealivec4t]

Zeynep lmaooo it's okay, i understand hahaha

[@---Fred---]

+Brandon Kang i melted at the Helloooo, but even more at the "how can be someone so cute"

[@snaq6645]

+Zeynep my english is crap too dafür kann man leute auf deutsch beleidigen die es nich bemerken :D

[@nissanpacific9793]

I wish I had friends

[@youknow1000]

same

[@nuuttisalonen4477]

NissanPacific you can wish everything but you dont always get everything

[@shadmandem918]

Let's all be friends and eat tacos together.

[@bjornlarsson3047]

Hyper Memes Can you be my friend?

[@TheDeadRadioKing]

NissanPacific I've never had a taco..

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

1:34 Cake sounds like a Mine Turtle, so after she said "Hello" i was expecting an Explosion.

[@chantalharms7639]

It was an explosion of emotions 😅

[@kushagrasaxena8454]

Exactly

[@dudescrawny5859]

Man of culture.

[@Benalex2018]

I REMEMBER THAT

[@sambenmoser1240]

Exactly that sound

[@alexthelion5630]

Jesus Christ cake sounds so cute

[@yehs.6245]

ikr

[@sharpkitsune5183]

Kawaii personified

[@lubiepiwo3196]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@superhans7532]

How can be someone so cute?

[@joshuabroweleit3109]

she used to make RotMG videos back in the day... first time I've seen stuff from her in 2 years maybe?

[@jeremyloven3175]

0:54 "this was live in front of 1000+ people" 2019 : 19M views. ( EDIT ) : Thanks for the likes guys have a great day!

[@lelerreronmobile8205]

Jeremy loven He isnt wrong tho

[@syncerity1420]

You could say he was streaming it

[@dantheraccoon1348]

20 million now.

[@luskhrasek7600]

He was streaming... so it was in front of 1000+ people. This video is just overedited highlight

[@yumchichIII]

Jeremy loven 20m now

[@wazopaio]

"Everyone just melts every time Cake speaks." "Hey, Cake!" "Hello Cake!" *an angel decends from heaven* "Hellooo!" *the entire world is overcome by such intense levels of cuteness that we all simultaneously say* "AWWHHHH" *straight german woman almost in tears from the cuteness* "How can be someone so cute?!" That is the day that Cake stole our hearts with a single word. (She's also the only reason I continue to come back to this specific video)

[@chandlersun3877]

AWSUMPOSSM nep is German?

[@MrBraddles3128]

Austrian.

[@carlohemsen3236]

Immer die deutschen

[@holderzlee8219]

If she had a face , youtube channel :)) pls give me

[@nerfedirl]

You do know theres a video where she speaks a lot more :P

[@Aaron-ne4kr]

Can it just be said that Nep's voice is wonderful? Cake sounds adorable, but holy crap Nep's voice is like ear candy.

[@BrendanLloyd]

Ikr everyone talking about cake but Nep Ooo

[@kathucz]

so im the only one who dont like it?

[@Sk0lzky]

Cats turn you on? That's wrong m8

[@z34lewis]

Sk0lzkiy there's nothing wrong with cats

[@sbeanlazeen]

edgy..

[@DarkMario26]

1:35 That was the cutest hello I've ever heard!

[@thethunderspirt87]

DarkMario she's a precious cinnamon roll that needs to be protect

[@theirishrave6448]

God save us all when those idiots find a way to weaponize that cuteness...

[@VAPEBOYインターネットの-q4g]

you gotta admit they all sounded like the seagulls from nemo when they all said aww

[@DarkMario26]

ＶＡＰＥＢＯＹ//インターネットの Oh god they do... But I can't blame them. I'd do it too.

[@davidluna48]

DarkMario she has a KZbin channel its: Helena cake

[@aidan6620]

I don’t know who cake is but we need more of her

[@nicolasa.3192]

I actually wonder what she's doing now since this was way back in 2016

[@chicken8664]

Nicolas A. Twitch

[@gary4014]

@@chicken8664 what’s her channel called?

[@chicken8664]

@@gary4014 YT channel is called “Helena Cakes”

[@dasilaxi]

@@chicken8664 Thank you

[@ryant3541]

""Soviet Wimbledon torched 2 players with fire" they don't mention those players are fucking ours!"

[@bilboswaggins8481]

Lol

[@stefano-ll9rx]

yeah we saw the video

[@nico101gaming]

He's playing NC on Planetside :) we only teamkill eachother haha

[@TheGetawayGamer]

+Cristian Donnelly well he's from Wimbledon Common

[@apropercuppa8612]

TheGetawayGamer As were the Wombles.

[@LucianTheLion]

Nobody gonna mention the nep dance?

[@blau.specht]

It was somehow smooth as fuck, I liked it ^^

[@sangamgrg80]

technofreakPR Ikr haha. I was like Wtf xD shit looked so smooth.

[@midnightproductions3442]

Lucian Walker The nep dance? Time stamp?

[@ThatSnarkyHunter]

5:50

[@gabrocki]

Thanks for mentioning it, I didn't even notice at first. I was paying too much attention to the car-talk lol

[@b0nescsgo]

why can't cyanide have a youtube channel he's hilarious.

[@NorwayVFX]

+b0nes He does but he is too lazy too make videos

[@b0nescsgo]

Rip

[@yanke3564]

+NorwayVFX what is it

[@inermoen]

+Dingy224 cyanideplaysgames is his twitch so

[@turbopotato4575]

ikr hes funnier than the rest of them combined

[@thenoblegamer254]

5:17 'SovietWomble torched 2 players with fire, they don't mention those 2 players are FUCKING OURS!.' One of my favourite moments.

[@nibblesowo]

5:51 Nep's little jig while two twats discuss cars fucking kills me

[@jude_the_apostle]

"You can peek at my banana... no no no" best shit I've seen all year.

[@ScottCyclops]

Strangely the only female voices im attracted to are Nep and Kiwo. Why do i do this.

[@nathandreoni]

nep voice is rly hot imo

[@Far1988]

Yeah... Her "voice"... Not her "stretching" :D Just her "voice" :P

[@thunderstruck7691]

NepGasm

[@jonipihvi]

is it creepy if im gonna say "same"? because same

[@Eren-yo6xt]

real names?

[@Hiddenus1]

"English is not my first language okay?" "You're American." Which clearly means his first language is sarcasm. He didn't lie.

[@spaghettivevo9759]

The Nep Dance was the best part.

[@yehs.6245]

Agreed.

[@MainAccount432]

I was laughing my ass off

[@GadgetMaNameJeff]

That and the cake part

[@OranJee]

yep. cute af

[@firstequinox9869]

agreed

[@nEiKKah]

If the way Cake said "hello" didn't make you replay it at least 3 times, you have no soul

[@yugijak]

Dude I replay the entire series. Too many good moments

[@jeshdeboi5947]

I don’t think I have a soul then

[@crabking9223]

That is why i have no fear

[@oo-vivian]

I skipped it :troll:

[@Glitchoone]

I have no soul

[@growtubers9878]

I repeated the cake scene many times sooo cuttteee

[@XWRobertWX]

+GrowTubers me 2 :D

[@yldkity1958]

don't think she's cute HUAHAUAHAHAHAHAUAHAHEUWNAISJCNWISHSJWNDN I'm dead increasing the drama of the comment ...

[@HeyItsGolden]

+yldkity I can't click the expand button on your last comment :/ mobile devices

[@chris6549]

SAME

[@deeznutz5310]

Ender Rides I just want a cake compilation

[@destendgem]

0:24 Honestly, the biggest mistake here wasn't not seeing the guy. It was that WOMBLE was going to throw the flashbang. You know that would've gone wrong.

[@thomasnolastname8734]

Giving Womble a grenade is like trying to break a Nokia brick

[@katemartin7961]

1:36 1:36 1:36 1:36 REPLAYS FOR THE CUTEST HELLOS INTHE UNIVERSE!

[@westwardacorn0291]

Y

[@NeopolitanOW]

Kate Martin 1:35

[@DupeyDonuts]

Kate Martin I laugh every time i hear the collective, “AWWWEEE!”

[@Eatmytittys]

Kate Martin MAN I HAD TO FIND THE VIDEO TO SEE WHO THAT WAS 😩😩

[@jroam1392]

Kate Martin who is she?

[@cryoon_520]

1:35 I JUST MELTING💜 "How can be someone so cute?" SO CUTE YOU CAN'T SPEAK PROPERLY FROM THE FLUFFINESS!!😂😂😂😂

[@jozinek876]

:3

[@beverlyarcher3744]

I died at the flashbang twice part 😂😂😂😂

[@mobiusone6009]

OK furfag

[@milesbailor5019]

Programmer Cat for now..............

[@raybohannon2530]

IS SHE A KZbinR?!

[@ScarrCrow]

1:35 Cake.

[@bintangkriesna]

+Carl Johnson is cake womble's girlfriend?

[@omarziad1994]

+bintang kriesna How did you reach that amazing conclusion, Sherlock? Just because they're in the same video? Good work.

[@gabb8748]

+Omar Tarik He was just asking.. lol

[@bintangkriesna]

gaBB lol

[@robcordemans5326]

her Chanel is called Helena Cake btw

[@xicarmine2701]

"you're an absolute disgrace!" "hang on I'm trying to squeeze the last bit out..." *NOOOOOOOOOOO*

[@midnight_matter8707]

3:50 Did anyone else hear Edberg say "It doesn't really matter, your always full of sh!t!"

[@THExRISER]

i want Cake's youtube channel NOW!!!!

[@mat_name_whatever]

Helena cake. Makes covers of songs :)

[@THExRISER]

already found it,but thanks! :)

[@choizzz2905]

+THE RISER Cake is a youtuber?!

[@THExRISER]

found her channel it's Halena cake (spelled exactly like that)

[@HajileMalach]

+THE RISER Helena*

[@5olace]

5:50 nep dance had me dead!😂😂

[@rob98000]

I know right?

[@josh_1597]

5olace dose she have a channel?

[@nivenherrington]

It was so fluent, haha

[@thepastalordandhispastakin2764]

{ACE} Raven yes she has a channel search NEP

[@КристиянКостов-з8у]

Same bro xD

[@c0pyca113]

“Soviet Womble torched two players with fire.” “They don’t mention that those two players *are fucking OURS”*

[@kokosolapiy]

You know guys, i think Cyanide really starts to be good. He congrats Nep, then he don't joke about her sucking and then, finally, he pays me 2$ for that comment.

[@kokosolapiy]

[@toh787]

+Cyanide hello

[@SullySadface]

+Cyanide You're my favorite

[@anshumanSingh-gp6kr]

who is that girl

[@toh787]

+anshuman singh wut

[@SkittlesSkittles.]

5:40 thumbnail context 5:45 Exact thumbnail part

[@9nikola]

Correct, but why is that important?

[@SkittlesSkittles.]

9nikolai because that's what 50% of the viewers came for, as we can see at least 125 people were happy with finding my comment for a reason. >edited bc my dumb ass put a period instead of a space lol.

[@9nikola]

​@@SkittlesSkittles.While I do appreciate the accuracy with your comment and your statistical reply, one should not encourage the skipping of such rare videos of quality. The thumbnail is accurate and not purely for baiting, and therefore, the video deserves viewers, and the viewers deserve the view. I refuse to believe that 50% of the viewers only watched this astounding video to find a single frame, and I presume that at least some of those 126 people liked your comment of other reasons, like perhaps your accuracy and structure, which is just as rare to find as a well-edited video. I hope you use your skills of frame-finding on videos where you are needed, and that you don't waste time on videos that deserve all the attention and views it can get.

[@SkittlesSkittles.]

9nikolai while I understand your point, however you're holding this video/channel on a pedestal. It's not a rare thing to find good videos with good quality etc. Just negatives are more observable the positives, they stick out more. The video deserves the views it gets, what parts the viewers want to view is completely up to each individual, the channel/video's quality/quantity is irrelevant when it comes to what each individual wants to do. Bc that's kinda like saying: because this doughnut shop has great quality doughnuts and good quality doughnuts are rare, every customer should get one of each doughnut instead of just the ones they prefer/like the best. Idk if actually 50% did or not just a guesstimate. No hate to you at all, we just have different views

[@9nikola]

@@SkittlesSkittles. It seems you've grown inaccurate. That metaphor doesn't fit very well. What your "doughnut shop" metaphor would imply that what I'm saying is that just because someone likes one video, they should watch them all, but that's not what I'm saying. I would prefer the metaphor to be somewhere along the lines of this: Because this doughnut shop has great quality doughnuts and good quality doughnuts are rare, those who buy a doughnut should eat the whole doughnut, and not just take a bite of the first part of it that they see and proceed to throw away the rest. If they do like the whole doughnut, they may come around and get some more doughnuts, but they are obviously not required to buy them all. They may subscribe to know when they have new doughnuts in store, but that doesn't mean they have to eat the whole bunch, much less like them all. And if they don't like the first few bites they take of a doughnut, they may throw it away if they must, but that doesn't mean all the other doughnuts are just as bad or just as good, so they should feel free to try another. Though, if they're unlucky, and the first few doughnuts they taste are below adequate, one shouldn't blame them if they decide to never go to that specific doughnut store again. Sure, 50% of the buyers may prefer the glazing, and 126 people may well have pleasure in seeing someone point out what part in which doughnut is the part you will see in the menus, but that doesn't necessarily mean the rest of the doughnut isn't worth a taste. I know some doughnut stores only care about the signs on the menus, and never make the rest of the doughnut acceptable. And I know that some people like going to those doughnut stores only to take a small bite of the minuscule part of the doughnut that the store actually makes alright, but that doesn't mean all other doughnut stores should have a label on where exactly their pictures were taken and what side of the doughnut was shown. You had a good point at the start of your second reply, though. However, let me give you a tiny little tip of the day: Never, and I mean never, make a metaphor without thinking thoroughly about it.

[@tomj.9974]

1:32 fuuuuuuuck.... She is cute... A f

[@pixel6173]

Only her voice though.

[@dapersona8086]

@@nota6586 but she's an adult..

[@nota6586]

I don't care about your opinion you have a point.

[@lem2004]

Are you guys being serious bullshitting on other's comment that is 8 month ago?

[@9nikola]

@@lem2004 You speak as if the poster of the comment is dead.

[@sumguy01]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that 23 million people have heard Cyanide pee at this point?

[@inesmendiola723]

WHO IS CAKE I HAVE TO KNOW!!? WE NEED TO KNOW THE PERSON BEHIND THE VIOCE!!

[@usamaasif8366]

Captain here:she has a channel here on KZbin...search Helena Cake.....**flying away to heaven where there is only cake's voice.

[@fajaha-ul4gz]

Usama Asif you are our savior

[@zippie-tea6726]

Usama Asif thank youuuuuu I can here more of the child voice of cutnessssd

[@Om_epann]

@@usamaasif8366 hero is not always wearing a cap

[@zheeso4705]

*FBI Open up!*

[@NochSoEinKaddiFan]

Nep is actually kinda cute when she's pissed xD

[@PiFrame]

She cute alltime!

[@notverybreathtaking3631]

@@basibosyilan Not right!

[@ЮрийСенин-ы1м]

@@basibosyilan even fat girls?

[@heyyou9472]

You should see her when she loses her mind...

[@shawncheukalam8158]

@@heyyou9472 where can i see how she looks like?

[@kalebbruwer]

"English is not my first language, okay?" "You're American" Indeed, his first language is American. A very simplified version of English.

[@loakal3557]

Kaleb Bruwer rood

[@Betoruffo]

Wenny lmao

[@pooklee2198]

Aye

[@Jonas-ic1wn]

North American

[@khurramkhokhar8869]

I 💯 percent agree American eng is way easier to understand and speak

[@DannyMXR27]

5:50 the nep dance is so distracting!

[@spundermNg]

"so I'm going to rebrand myself as the nice guy.." "I good now, I good I good" "I'm peeking banana 🍌.." Two seconds later... "Can peek at my banana any... No... No.. No..." That just burst the shit out of me... ROFL🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@ItsStained]

Adiib Zaili same

[@deathfriend1613]

Need more toilet paper?

[@oguzyildirim1588]

Thanks for writing down exactly what it says in the video because we are fucking idiots and we wouldn't be able to understand without your context

[@spundermNg]

Oğuz YILDIRIM no problem bruh

[@spundermNg]

Death Friend nah I think he's okay hahaha

[@towhidhassan8629]

"You can peek at my banana" I died x''D

[@aftabfruitwala31415]

Towhid Hassan RIP

[@defestorvortex5457]

At 6:08, I just absolutely LOVE how Cyanide is like "Thank you so much" to a rage quit, a dramatic transaction

[@custom165]

Remember these days boys? Thank you for being there all of you. Amazing times

[@goldenmrb00m85]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww plz more cake plzzzzzzzz😭

[@mrsarcasm4874]

GoldenMr B00M gtfo kid this is +13

[@rein-gameplay]

XD voice changer

[@kleinmoretti5385]

Check out Viscera bUlLsHiTtErY

[@clayleroy5884]

Mr Sarcasm I

[@clayleroy5884]

VZ

[@ckatzell]

1:32 for anyone that wants to hear cake

[@kingace.__]

cake needs a KZbin channel

[@handlesucks111]

She has one

[@southerntw]

Asa Henfield the cake is a lie.

[@kingace.__]

YoshukeN oh you

[@handlesucks111]

YoshukeN lol

[@shadmandem918]

I think it's calles Helena Cake

[@ICantThinkOfANameB]

3:00 “You last all about 7 seconds.” That’s a personal best for Cy! 🤣🤣

[@LanceDragonov]

I'm starting to see a trend with Womble's throwables...

[@mobiuscoreindustries]

Dat Insane Dude the legend says his flashbangs are still in orbit and his smokes created the clouds.

[@teemo8318]

His Flashbangs are the stars you see everyday in the night sky m8

[@pyrrehraus6571]

The gas giant planets are caused by his flashbang smokes, aided by gravitational attraction of cosmic dust, and the nebulas are often dispersed flashbang smokes.

[@borisrebic]

The sun is all his fucking molotovs.

[@lingxingching6549]

The meteors are his nades...

[@camyron]

"you are making this a hostile workplace" How did no-one make the joke that it's probably the other team making it a hostile workplace?!

[@LastDragoon-wi7zo]

4 months and you still have no answers

[@DRWNGamer6915]

@@LastDragoon-wi7zo make it 5 😂

[@itoastpotatoes399]

@@DRWNGamer6915 7

[@sushiibird7799]

Let's make it reach 1 year

[@tuyiren781]

Sorry after reading your comment like 3 times I still do not find it funny...

[@Dashesbe]

still watching this vid a year after just to ear cake's voice... xD

[@Nathan-my3jm]

Dashesbe Me too

[@sd501st5]

Why don't you just go to her youtube channel, there you can hear her sing. kzbin.info/door/c8vuiTJ2-2Wr0CB2MUSH4g

[@dastomde1529]

Xd

[@tiberiumcapoo5093]

@@sd501st5 You the real MVP :')

[@ezesnack659]

Same here

[@jessebrokling195]

Lmao **nep DANCE**

[@adamjohnson2963]

i demand more cake.

[@channeljudge1391]

I now have a crush on a woman. Thanks Cake.

[@meeeksssss]

I wish i can unsee her face

[@apolloniuspergus9295]

@@meeeksssss Thanks god I have not seen her face yet. I can still think she is cute despite of her appearance.

[@meeeksssss]

@@apolloniuspergus9295 she doesnt look bad, but it doesnt match her voice sadly :(

[@jeromedonato6259]

@@meeeksssss where did you see her face?

[@meeeksssss]

@@jeromedonato6259 dude trust me, dont look for it.

[@lostplshelp]

Can we nominate Cake to voice the next Disney princess somehow?

[@Irvingstark]

Soviet: I'm a professional csgo player. *dies very early on* Cyanide: PrOFesSiONaL CsGO PlaYEr. Soviet: I never said I was any good! Me: *rewinds video to watch that part over* yep he's right.

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

Yeah, you don't have to be good at something to be a professional at it.

[@Breakaway-ic5gj]

He plays CS:GO, than uploads it to KZbin, which is his profession and makes money off it. Therefore, he's professional CS:GO player.

[@haider14334]

Peeking banana ........ . You can peek at my banana any time 😂😂 And that cake is more cuter than cute

[@bvanderhijden1465]

*Nep Dance*

[@nvs1229]

*Nep Dance*

[@abdulrahmanalenezi6068]

*Nep Dance*

[@coralinereeves9629]

*Nep Dance*

[@superskills1017]

*Dep Nance*

[@patr3d33]

B van der Hijden wut

[@coolfulldowns]

Nep raging is maybe cuter than Cake saying hello

[@fipso12]

+shiro yeah nep is cute in any situation tho.. this video lacked her "stretching" tho

[@fgsdhdfgjfyhsg]

nep's voice pisses me off

[@lucawolf5600]

Nep stretching is sexy as shit

[@fipso12]

Luca Wolf neps voice in general is sexy as shit

[@thesilliestbilly06]

1:35 my whole body melted. I have obtained puddle form

[@Andreu0rtin]

Did you get better?

[@schippes24]

Cake sounds a bit like mine-turtle :D

[@Ax1007]

+schippes24 And now I need to go watch all those videos again godammit.

[@schippes24]

i'm sorry dude.. if you're just lookin for the mine-turtle sound, just look it up "mineturtle hello"

[@albertohinojosa1842]

When Cake said Hello, I dead-ass died

[@Reskamo314]

The scene starting at 2:35 is probably my favourite of all CS:GO Bullahittery

[@ethan7177]

"Bullshittery"

[@peterhill7769]

I don’t think Cyanide knows what the nice guys reddit threat is

[@shippy5338]

I was crying

[@ashwindsouza606]

I have ruined my own life. I've seen all his videos so many times, I can actually predict what anyone is going to say next. I actually make it worse everytime Soviet uploads another video, cuz then I go on a binge.

[@vatsal9005]

Same

[@fausto123]

I feel you man

[@ViioletValkyrie]

Question does Cyanide have a channel? And I'm dying with laughter right now

[@raihank3289]

sadly no

[@Zombieslayer50000]

He does but he doesn't post on hit it's just to comment on wombles videos he says it on his twitch descriptions

[@fyrentenimar]

He has a Twitch channel, CyanidePlaysGames.

[@southerntw]

hey gurl wanna peek at my banana?

[@obeyjuancannoli7120]

SlothyKloie He has a Twitch: CyanidePlaysGames

[@XyTeRx]

Is it just me or does Cake sound like a female Mine turtle?

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Ronald Tan yes

[@ItsDaKoolaidDude]

6:12 Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[@bobzenks293]

LOOOLLL

[@laufeyisgood]

ItsDaKoolaidDude i’m just a fan of sovietwomble’s streams...and i dont know how to play cs:go what happened at 6:12 exactly? Thank you 😊

[@sambridgers9543]

@@laufeyisgood Basically, Cyanide had died during the match and dropped his Negev. He asked Sheep, one of his surviving teammates to pick it up. When he did so, Cyanide started thanking Sheep, before Sheep threw the Negev beyond the map, which caused Cyanide to rage quit.

[@laufeyisgood]

Sam Bridgers ohhh thank you!

[@sambridgers9543]

@@laufeyisgood You're welcome.

[@shacharshilon5406]

4:30 when edberg raged i almost peed my self xD

[@cozy1096]

1:35 oh my god o.o

[@garrettgarrett8105]

Beres David does anyone know if she has a channel

[@dankziq5435]

Garrett Garrett Helena Cake....damn she have an adorable voice

[@darkmugetsu6572]

I like that girls voice Oasis who hangs out with Zylbrand and Muslek better lol

[@mtsafi]

Am I the only one or does he actually sound like miniminter?

[@priyonathdhara4778]

Mustafa Safi kinda does

[@Ultrazucced]

Nope you're not alone

[@taylorsheppard3578]

What? Their accents are completely different

[@taylorsheppard3578]

Mustafa Safi I want him alive so your arguments pointless kid😂😂

[@darkability1393]

Will D. Wasn't it Zeb?

[@superskills1017]

3:00 ...All Cyanide needed to say was "Name of Soviet's sextape." to win.

[@ianwells2025]

Super_Skills_101 Gaming is this a 99 reference?

[@ArginArgin]

SuperSkills101 volume 4

[@dudescrawny5859]

@@ianwells2025 part four of this series actually. B99 was good though.

[@kremitthegorilla914]

The end of every CS bullshittery video -Womble gets promoted to a better rank and he doesn’t know -Edberg and Cy rage -Gambits drunk -Nep is “stretching” -Quebec has a sexy voice as always -Moogle.... I don’t know what moogle does

[@Johndoe-jd]

Cake makes everyone melt from her cuteness

[@thomasnolastname8734]

Kaffe invades Poland

[@jazzyboy3742]

Now I see why the French Revolution happened... Because they want more CAKE! 1:35

[@naimmain6720]

Nep's dance is the cutest thing ever

[@chaosXP3RT]

"You're American." What if he's Puerto Rican?

[@wafflerofl891]

Still an American citizen.

[@radical5015]

Wafflerofl doesn't mean English is his first language.

[@nicktrovato139]

True, but if you are American your odds of speaking English are overwhelmingly large.

[@thetrollingpanda2790]

Shenob sooo.... u hear about the hurricanes

[@thenotoriousdig610]

chaosXpert then he doesn't have electricity and can't play CS:GO

[@Alex-mb4ew]

1:39 just realized after years that Nep had a stroke

[@maja524]

1:32 BEST PART ADORABLE CAKE

[@b.a.m.5078]

Cake is fucking adorable.

[@connor1795]

Cake have yt channel?

[@whyarewestillhere1073]

XALAXXI Yes,she have

[@hoang2312]

Why are we still here? What is it

[@joshmyalik9003]

What is it??!?!!!?!!?!

[@MrTheAlphaWolf]

Highlights of the video: Cake and The famous Nep Dance :D

[@angelserenade]

watching these bullshittery is so refreshing. I missed watching Womble's vids

[@MurrayHendersonDool]

At this point I might aswell memorize the whole comment section because I keep coming back to this bullshitery series

[@tdubseht8768]

I lost it 6:00 nep dance Xd

[@Tyus_]

This video just randomly popped up on my suggested video list and I though why not? I can honestly say I've never laughed so hard at a csgo video. Definitely subbing.

[@yehs.6245]

No Ragrets.

[@180Even]

+javier undikai fuck off javier

[@yehs.6245]

ItsLainy lol?

[@Thretch]

+Delivery God Yato fat

[@gam3rd719]

+Santo29200 gay

[@HP10]

I love the Nep dance XD

[@ikhlasraf]

"Hello cake" "Helooooooooo" *SEAGULL NOISES*

[@EvelynnEleonore]

I'm as pathetic as you guys are can I join zf

[@aerrow9821]

i'd vote for you

[@EvelynnEleonore]

thank you steve

[@benshy6020]

Up vote to the top!!!!

[@repeatrepeatrepeat]

+Darkstrike *triggered*

[@ramonce_yt]

+Darkstrike maybe he's a redditor

[@bensontauro7706]

6:11 "I appreciate that sheep, I appreciate you... FUCK YOU !!!! FUCK !!!! YOU !!!!!" I lost my shit XD

[@reneliebregts64]

Benson Tauro same just nope

[@wolfamelon4198]

Holy sheit the Nep Dance

[@jordanbryan2612]

7 years in and cyanide pissing on stream is tame

[@carverjac107]

1:34 oh just one more time 5 hours later just one more time

[@neonicide1786]

Carver Jac ...true... ...very true...

[@pac665]

Commas, use them.

[@Steve-zh8ed]

Commas, he missed 3rd grade

[@kylabobo3424]

Carver Jac same

[@jroam1392]

Who is she?

[@MrGrayfour]

Womble please upload another video, I've seen this one 7 times already. ;_;

[@MicxSamonte]

+The Red Panda oh I thought I'm the only one..

[@jacobstevens2753]

13 times :p

[@dawsoncat6252]

+The Red Panda watch his streams, that's half of the reason it takes him so long to upload.