Random Arma 3 Antistasi Bullshittery - part 3/5

[@Hotarg]

"Are you cheating on me?" I see somebody told her about Sophia Miacova

[@lazaruslongnl9046]

Had to google that.... person. And these jokes work if they are atleast somehwat believable.

[@jameson1239]

Lazarus LongNL it’s a joke from a ZF arma vid

[@baccaismemebob2603]

Lazarus LongNL Its an i side joke from the other arma vids Basically, in game they have to rescue a hostage. Cyanide names the hostage Sophia Miacova and talks of sexing her but the hostage is a male avatar with a male imitating a female voice. Cyanide kills "sophia" twice in the bullshittery whils everyone mocks him

[@toastyproductions8345]

Lazarus LongNL understand the meme before you judge the meme... Psalm 10:13

[@robdavis4951]

@@lazaruslongnl9046 big clown

[@or10nsharkfin]

"Do you see those people on the hill, Corporal?" "Aye, sir." "I don't want to." "Aye, sir."

[@sexyscales]

How can anyone be this bloody clever???

[@davidmadej5955]

TrellDragon Anasa maybe it’s not their cleverness that makes them genius but their terribleness that shines in the turdnip night. Lol I’ll jump off now.

[@merlinious01]

Where/ when was this said?

[@noahandrulis9077]

@@alexaa1 I know in The Weaver Option, which is a WH40K story, there this set of lines: “Gunners, do you see the ugly crimson hover-vehicles at eight hours coming in our direction?” “Yes, Colonel!” “I don’t want to.”

[@naws69]

timestamp please

[@johnnycajxrt]

When Cy’s girlfriend said, “I wanna be single,” that even hurt me. Oof

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

It hurt me as well.

[@lazyboku8903]

Me also, I felt it through my screen

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

I felt it through space and time.

[@techplaysgames4204]

Thats what my crush said to me when she was talking to me when i tryed to ask her out

[@jordanjoestar9096]

*has flashbacks to Ross from gamegrumps* yeah that stuff never ends well :T

[@Kochie11]

“Let’s go poke the Yanks” it’s probably the single most self-destructive line I’ve ever heard

[@richardtaylor1652]

Imperial Japan in 1945: "Mistakes were made..."

[@Rurik_Luci]

​@@richardtaylor1652 Here comes the sun

[@Jadefox32]

​@@Rurik_Luci"we sank 8 boats and they dropped the sun on us TWICE!"

[@crackdchosen1]

@@Jadefox32 badger for the win!

[@SicMvndvsCreatvsEst8]

@@Rurik_Luci Bringing you love and shining on everyone

[@Nothjn]

And that’s it folks, see y’all again in 3-5 months

[@dandan558]

Lol right

[@kineticraptor3318]

Queue loony tunes tune

[@kabob0077]

See y'all in therapy.

[@excaliburrebel7881]

Bro do you understand how long these subtitles would take to make? You gotta give him time

[@ryanvalentine4151]

Excalibur Rebel r/whoooooosh

[@strangeonexd4776]

The utter joy in the statement; "It's me mate, BENJI" Makes me happy

[@anthonygrant4413]

Benji should know he’s got a good mate.

[@mauz791]

He's such a lad

[@nucleartemptations3044]

5:36

[@taylorgilmore4108]

Pure joy. 😄

[@justicedaniels3760]

Something I tend to quote with equal enthusiasm

[@aeroXjesus]

“No you can’t quote the art of war to explain your over indulgence in snacks!” That one got me

[@damsel_deere]

"BUT ITS SZUN TZU SOVIET"

[@viacheslav1]

Senx Jizuz

[@ThuhElement]

Same!! Hahaha

[@huzzo9674]

I decided to go into the comments right when he was saying that and I read this in perfect time with when he said it

[@AtomicLord81]

"The Americans have absolutely no chill." Womble, our defense budget is enormous for a reason.

[@Engitainment]

"Defense" budget, yep

[@dartfroglover99]

Yep, we gotta defend those oil refineries somehow.

[@calebwilson653]

Engitainment it.. is though :/

[@Hitmanhawk]

Engitainment Someone is salty

[@aurelien5747]

Hitman3000hawk how is that salty? he’s being sarcastic

[@dorkmax7073]

"We stole some shitty beat up truck and they send out a four million dollar drone?" Accurate US military tactics.

[@zulda1396]

I mean irl they'll call in mortar strikes on some random ass dude with a sniper rifle.

[@hellsentthe3rd318]

In france they used drones to stop manifrstants ...... they got destroyed by pigeons the same day

[@11Survivor]

@@hellsentthe3rd318 I'd say a more accurate version is: the drones did their job, then shredded some pigeons, thus malfunctioning and plummeting to their destruction.

[@hellsentthe3rd318]

@@11Survivor well still couldn't stop the manifestants for longer than an afternoon

[@11Survivor]

@@hellsentthe3rd318 Eh. Drones suck anyways.

[@hkill15]

"We stole a shitty beat up truck and they send a 4 million dollar drone?" As a member of the US military I can confirm this is how we flex

[@Crankiebox99]

HunterK25 When you use a 2 Billion dollar plane with a 400,000 dollar bomb to bomb a 25 dollar tent

[@comandernejo]

OVERKIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

[@Umbrella4me]

Cuz 'Merica.

[@mlarson]

@@Crankiebox99 yeah

[@kamronhiltunen245]

Yee, we do shit like this lol

[@kermanguy1877]

Nevil had a shitload of character development in this episode, holy shit.

[@MakiKata59]

I personally enjoy every time he appears, and I'm amazed by Soviet's decoding abilities !

[@peterpan23]

this plot wack, the director injected too much morphine in his ass

[@isakthabro8233]

And Cyanide's hot girlfriend didn't?

[@acedarakai1857]

@@isakthabro8233 *Crazy

[@NoobGamer-mh4gj]

@@MakiKata59 he has learned from master cyanide

[@dercarrot991]

“So we’re learning that the Americans have no chill” Bro, the Japanese bombed some ships and we dropped the sun twice

[@markbaltazar6916]

I know what you're talking about and I love it.

[@norjainvictus735]

The bombs were dropped in an attempt to end the war without having to basically kill half or more of the Japanese population at the time. Instead of the millions of deaths that were estimated in an invasion of Japan, 200,000 is a much gentler number.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Sgt Invictus Idk why KZbin ate my comment but basically all of that is American propaganda, Japan was already surrendering. Japan also attacked a _military base_ while we _nuked two civilian cities_ which is legally a war crime...

[@davidhoran7116]

ea sports, its in the game wow, stunning display of American arrogance.

[@TheUncleTedKzy]

@@davidhoran7116 wow, stunning display of me not giving a fuck. As I said, the winner write the war crime, it's like how winners write history, Japan did war crimes, we didn't

[@neville2752]

So, Nevil will speak clear english by the time Soviet finishes the series yes?

[@Harry94074]

NeVILLE 27 and cyanide will have a full American accent

[@GetAssista]

The most hilarious English course in the history of English courses, maybe ever

[@bobbyparra4498]

No, his english is still the same, it's US who adapted to his "english" !

[@UrMe666]

NeVILLE 27 it’s holy n evil not nevil

[@humanoidwolf]

@@UrMe666 holy n evil

[@tommiairaksinen9253]

"it's my mate Benji" For some odd reason a pint or two with Benji sounds like a terrific idea.

[@kamikaze4172]

Anyone is a drinking mate if you're an alcoholic

[@g.w.k.y6869]

@@kamikaze4172 I swear nobody can make a harmless comment without someone getting overly dramatic about it.

[@kamikaze4172]

@@g.w.k.y6869 How is that dramatic? That too was a joke

[@g.w.k.y6869]

@@kamikaze4172 Ah, okay. sorry dude, i didn't catch on at all.

[@kamikaze4172]

@@g.w.k.y6869 Depends on how you read it. I've been saying that a long while. If you enjoy a drink? You can enjoy it with anyone

[@TheColdsuit]

We can finally comprehend 75% of what Nevil says.

[@ch1dd]

I must be slacking, still around 60%

[@scnr2_235]

Michael mines 82%

[@potatoslayer9526]

What if I tell you I've always understand like 80% of what nevil says xD

[@mannfred1440]

@@potatoslayer9526 God among men

[@bioncledudes4life]

@@mannfred1440 Nah, he's just fluent in idiot, like Cyanide.

[@dusty2080]

"No, no, America, you're not supposed to go all out right at the beginning! You're supposed to start off small and work your power level up over time!" "This is me starting off." "...Oh. Hey guys I think we're boned!"

[@ryan_r44]

Dusty Wolfe I love the reference

[@idontcarebut9212]

@Ryan Repka what’s the referance?

[@ryan_r44]

I don’t care, but it’s dragonball Z abridged but the broly movie

[@discopotato4673]

Lovely reference mate.

[@thomaslavitola7789]

I see you are a man of culture as well

[@tenacityxl]

“I’ll be whatever you want me to me.” “I wanna be single!” Damn Gorty, stop! He’s already dead!

[@theofficialfrogboi4055]

You fucking killed him dude

[@NitroDrifter8864]

Soviet "Lets go poke the yanks" USMC: "Oh look," *loads gun "Victims"

[@ArgolasBowmaster]

Well you're not wrong

[@travishabursky4362]

Kill.

[@josephheflin2272]

Killllllll

[@ScoutJohn2102]

Jerry I have told you countless times they are "terrorrists".

[@TheKingBacca]

We are the country known for full scale offensive measurements over the smallest shit what did Womble think was gonna happen?

[@itsTarooox]

You’re early Soviet, this video wasn’t due for another 2 months.

[@perrysalarada5530]

It was 2 months

[@whynotll83]

you spelled 5 years wrong.

[@AchmadAs-sidiq]

Part 2 is when i was 13, now i'm 18

[@TheCasualSubculturist]

@@AchmadAs-sidiq Next time video is out, you will be able to drink.

[@jackdaniels6536]

Holy shit, this time i could understand Nevil. Looks like he got himself a better mic

[@BossyArio]

"I will be whatever you want me to be" "I wanna be single" Oof

[@waterymelon9640]

Someone call the cops cuz we just witnessed a murder

[@amirahnabilah4643]

@Ganesh BS well still considered pretty

[@millerwhale]

@@bhismarazani6750 asking for a friend I presume?

[@partyjerk]

@@watyhu99 The fuck, THAT counts as super hot? she isn't even top 20% of that age group looks-wise

[@boyoncrack313]

@Ganesh BS you talk a whole lotta bullshit

[@jurekis9177]

When Maja said "I wanna be single" I just felt the pain of Cyainde and dropped my spaghetti [*]

[@AbsoluteBarstool]

Never forgetti

[@wuffle.d.biscut7600]

If you look at it at another angle you can see it as an opportunity

[@H3CR]

But she's so hot

[@coldnoodles2951]

The floor touched you spaghetteeee!!!

[@holokyttaja5476]

Hehe, Soviet's getting in there

[@massineben7198]

Nevil actually speaks English better than ever. Cyanide and Womble didn't try to murder each other this episode, and act more "friendly" than usual. What kind of pararrel universe did we transform to?

[@Jartran72]

If your mates chick is acting out you support your bro. I thought that was common knowledge.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Cyanide still got fat shamed so give it awhile and they’ll be murdering each other just like old times

[@BDR123]

Its russia dude

[@BlackLegion12621]

What sort of loopy land have we entered?

[@charlieb4554]

The West Midlands

[@Bayleaf6399]

Either Nevil's English has improved or we've all become fluent in Idiot

[@Oliver_JW]

why not both?

[@Bayleaf6399]

@@Oliver_JW why not indeed

[@stevennelson5464]

Well the... the subtitles help...

[@Seb-Storm]

@@Oliver_JW damn you beat me I was gonna say both too

[@B0TFrosty]

Probably the second option

[@romanlegion5837]

“We stole a beat up truck and they send out a four million dollar drone?” “The Americans have absolutely no chill” This describes the American reaction to most conflicts fairly accurately yes

[@elduquecaradura1468]

I mean, if you want to be considered a superpower, you have to act like one... I guess

[@ardantop132na6]

When you're America, you need to do an "Appropriate" / "Proportional" response.

[@patricknolanpatricknolan2824]

You are fighting American occupation and some how cyanide s girlfriend is the most dangerous thing in this video

[@starkiller140]

That's what the ZF clan is all about

[@Jartran72]

Vietnam and afghanistan kinda established they are rather harmless ... ... ... ... If you are an under developed civilisation living in tunnels.

[@sett1583]

Copy that

[@joepolitics1218]

Jartran72 *laughs in 15:1 kill ratio*

[@shadowfayte1]

is she an American girlfriend? cause maybe thats why

[@BlackstarKillFactory]

Cyanide "I'll be whatever you want me to be." Gorty "I wanna be single." There is no amount of water that could possibly heal that burn.

[@tobiasforster6340]

then use milk LoL

[@eliasraine8726]

I mean if she’s offering...

[@eliasraine8726]

I mean if she’s offering...

[@arjun._.bbC6]

@@eliasraine8726 I see what you did just there.

[@xtzyshuadog]

*"I want you to be single for me"* FTFG

[@BrutusMaximusAurelius]

Is it me, or has Neville's English improved ever so slightly? ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!

[@haraken3119]

Practice is key to improvement... that very sentence must have been said innumerable times... especially within that clan.

[@vergeliteknight6416]

A little improvement

[@csgas0]

you're becoming fluent in idiot

[@jivasche3029]

@Levi Nitsah holy shit, it explained why Nevil can only say fuck you back then

[@hellsentthe3rd318]

I'm not even sure if it's nevil now

[@b00p196]

Womble: "Let us poke the yanks!" U.S: *So you have chosen...death.*

[@zmaharia]

"I will be whatever you want me to be" "I wanna be single" Is that teasing, bullying or flirting i can't tell

[@idiocyincorporated7635]

Yes

[@beanieboogie9526]

Por que no los tres?

[@GoodBoiStuff]

Its MikeyHere honestly my girl can dog me as hard as she wants but when she says shit like that I get violently insecure

[@TheRougeSky]

Honestly it really depends on the relationship it can be any of those or all of them at once. So Idiocy Inc. isn't wrong with the simple "Yes" answer.

[@Heisen2420]

All of the above.

[@TommysMatchbook]

"Three choppers full of *special forces* just turned up." That's the scariest thing I can imagine.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

It really is The most scary real thing at least

[@kaibean8046]

Insurgency quartet: OOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

[@taliawtf6944]

Considering they only sent one to bump off Bin Laden yeah. xD

[@Phantom-qr1ug]

@@taliawtf6944 Question is which Spec Ops team was sent this time. 1st SFOD-D (Delta Force)? DEVGRU (SEAL Team Six)? Green Berets? Or maybe the occupation is a multi-national task force led by the US with European allies and those guys were SAS or 1st RPIMA or SOG or some shit like that.

[@taliawtf6944]

@@Phantom-qr1ug Either way it would result in womble screaming like a girl so I am fine with any of them. xD

[@CarlosDiaz-lh7cm]

*soviet revives Nevil* Nevil, an “intellectual:” AIJASLAHV-! *soviet puts Nevil out of his pain*

[@socially_mute7086]

Perfect onomatopoeia

[@MaxSpider2000]

@@socially_mute7086 yeah pretty much. Although I thought he was saying "Allahu Akbar" in Nevil language. P.S. The "Nevil noises" meme would work too :)))

[@Mrgrim888]

"Hai1 Hit1er" lol I think that's the reason why he shot him. xD

[@MaxSpider2000]

@@Mrgrim888 lol that's all I hear now

[@Ryan-mech-muffin]

And my like has gotten us to 666 likes. this comment is worthy

[@jacobb8531]

"Hang on hes with the daily mail" *Gunfire*

[@windowsxp2269]

‘It’s a small checkpoint we’ll be alright’ Apparently misses the Bradley

[@diablofrag2177]

You called? Or did I miss the Bradley too?

[@kssar2056]

One word "camouflage"

[@cursedhawkins1305]

@@diablofrag2177 Its a tank m8.

[@diablofrag2177]

@@cursedhawkins1305 r/woooosh??

[@rubensmith4934]

Anyone notice that nevil is starting to sound more English now?

[@pauldrive7243]

Dont you Dare tar us with that Brush! XD

[@edgardox.feliciano3127]

If he lives in California, then that's what living with Americans does to you

[@zadinal]

No, he's just finally sobering up.

[@-Big_Big]

well it is an upgrade from grunts and urgs

[@rubensmith4934]

Nevil confirmed alcoholic?

[@nuggetiscool5598]

"We've just learned that Americans have no chill" Proceeds to murder Nevil for driving straight into a machine gun after going through the process of healing him. Well done, Soviet.

[@zyriantel9601]

Now, let's be fair here, you have to be chill in order to patch a guy up, otherwise you can't murder him for being a moron because he'll already be dead.

[@eagleride9441]

He wanted Nevil to KNOW why he died.

[@WildStarKitsune4574]

I am American my self.and what is this chill?The way I see it you can die to “over kill” or “over kill”

[@necrovamp4693]

@@WildStarKitsune4574 Yesssss

[@kamikaze4172]

To be fair, that was a stupid idea

[@rocketman544]

"You can't quote The Art of War to explain your overindulgence on snacks!"

[@mistamemewide]

Plot Twist: Cyanide’s Hot Girlfriend is leading the Americans.

[@littleghost2271]

It world make sense on what happened in 6:10-7:04

[@diamondtron01]

'Merica

[@tasuu_]

Stephen Reed oh no

[@leithesocialistyuricon8981]

Stephen Reed Well she *IS* as unstable as their president!

[@littleghost2271]

Leiden The Yuricon is it sad that I agree with that

[@SAVikingSA]

it's 2019 and Soviet just learned that Americans have no chill

[@tonyliu6749]

I mean comon they shot up their own school, shopping center, movie theaters, bars and god knows what else, it should be a very established fact that they got no chill

[@billmelater6470]

@@tonyliu6749 We also shoot back at them, but you'll never see that covered in media.

[@yapyapthedestroyer8379]

@@billmelater6470 because it goes against their narrative.

[@GamerBurgerz]

@@billmelater6470 an infinitesimally small amount that in no way mitigates the wider, systemic issue of gun violence, you mean

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

@@GamerBurgerz My guns have yet to decide they want to kill someone, its mental health that's the problem, its a shit system if you dont have people to really fall back on

[@luibigghashtagdude274]

"We've just learned that Americans have no chill" Japan: *First Time?*

[@generalfranky1905]

I'm laughing way too hard at this XD

[@ibpokin7437]

The greatest comment I've ever seen

[@markkiefer3243]

You're goddamn right we don't. Education? Nahhh...put all the cash into butchering people who have no chance in hell of fighting back, then wonder why we've got a national debt the size of the fucking moon.

[@flamingtiger3629]

@@markkiefer3243 damn right brother Holla at your Texan over here

[@ln7929]

@@markkiefer3243 if it makes you feel any better the Japanese did the exact same thing to the Chinese and POWs

[@rlenn6512]

"We stole a shitty beat up truck and they sent a $4 million drone?!" Predator drones are sold in "packages" of four for $64 million. So that is $16 million a piece.

[@smugly6793]

Soviet: “lets go poke the yanks” 5 minutes later.... “Why do I hear ride of the valkyries?”

[@galis4383]

"Let's go poke the yanks" 5 minutes later "AMERICANS HAVE NO CHILL"

[@piranha031091]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

[@davidthorp01]

Lacking Chill since 1776 bruh

[@SouthDakotanDrifter]

I think he never read something involving the native-American VS the U.S government

[@angrydragonslayer]

@Southern Fun first accidental genocide in history

[@prebenpk3941]

Cant wait till 2020 when the next video comes out.

[@solarise2107]

Preben PK the fact that the next video might actually be posted in 2020 is pretty depressing

[@alphalightning11frost91]

Wew! Agreed~

[@third-ratedude4234]

@@solarise2107 2020 is 3 months away. In comparison to Sovietwomble regular release schedule, it's a bloody miracle.

[@TWIGROCKSTAR]

i thought he left honestly

[@MrKruska11]

To be honest wish i was never in 2020

[@MHMimic]

America: *Find oil in another country* America: "Congratulations, your being rescued, do not resist."

[@Clan_AlbertheGrey]

You saved us oh I don't say save more like under new management

[@Tensaii1]

the problem is USA found oil on their own soil ....

[@ln7929]

@DommyBoy Smith makes sense most states don't even use foreign oil because why would you have your own oil lithium however it's the stuff that makes electronic devices expensive so it's always in high demand

[@Adhjie]

cease and desist*

[@Berkay-xl4hu]

TIME TO BRING DEMOCRACY

[@Blank55600]

6:26 While they are planning, meanwhile in the Bradley IFV with a 25mm bushmaster auto cannon Spotter: Hey you see those fuckers on the hill? Gunner: Yeah Spotter: Delete them.

[@GovernorBroadsideDS]

Probably foaming at the mouth waiting for clearance to smoke those fuckers

[@ru5h1n68]

I love how Womble went through all the effort of healing Nevil just so he could murder him himself. Thats the level of petty I aspire to be.

[@tigros40208]

If you watched this stream you actually get more of a reason he did it. He drove Edburg, I think, straight into another checkpoint. Soviet found their jeep and bodies while he was covert. They were talking about it right after this point. A little later he shows up driving a car towing like 2 or 3 others behind it for shits and giggles. One of the other ZF guys wanted to waste him with a rocket but Soviet reminded how pissed he would be getting TKed twice that quickly.

[@TerrorLTZ]

@@tigros40208 so his name isn't just a name remember he was "Holy N'evil" but soviet called him nevil and he turned into a broken english machine of insults

[@Vahkii]

@@TheGuardDuck He has a speech impediment.

[@TheGuardDuck]

@@Vahkii Well, obviously, but can't he have both?

[@redreboot483]

@@tigros40208 also he said heil hitler right after soviet rezzed him

[@becausereasons8507]

I love how accurate Antistasi is: the American response was spot-on. You should check out their response when North Korea tried to prevent them from cutting a few trees down.

[@robertflores9564]

There's a good story

[@DeathnoteBB]

What

[@bobojo37]

@@DeathnoteBB Here you go. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_axe_murder_incident

[@MiosPanties]

Not a few trees. One tree.

[@justin2308]

@@bobojo37 Damn, you definitely don’t learn about stuff like that in school.

[@gh0st2357]

“I wanna be single” almost shed a tear for cyanide

[@The_Jawnski]

Almost.

[@Kokuyous3ki]

Almost.

[@layser7941]

Almost.

[@ryeki1552]

*A L M O S T*

[@ihave2cents13]

Almost.

[@NerfPlayeR135]

When you poke the Yanks, the Yanks poke back. And by “poke” I mean “stab.” With a bayonet. And then they shoot you with the gun attached to the bayonet.

[@Manly-Tears]

More like, when you poke the Yanks, they drone strike you back to the Stone Age.

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

Repeatedly

[@demonikr1]

the gun also happens to be a .50 BMG Anti-Material Rifle

[@AmphiStuG]

@@demonikr1 Which also happens to be (for unknown reasons) mounted atop an M1A2 Abrams MBT with a 120mm Rheinmetal smooth-bore cannon, which it then proceeds to shoot at the then bayoneted and shot target.

[@TheAKgunner]

The US Military gets thirty billion dollars every year, and by God, they WILL spend every cent of it!!

[@missedmissile]

"Patterson! fire a warning shot!" Patterson: "sir, this is an m203 rotary grenade laun-" "Ah potato, potato fire the damn shot"

[@mememan2404]

Ahh the russian badger. *RELOADS M32 WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*

[@TheGuardDuck]

Grenade hose.

[@humidpath2104]

“Love can beat anything, expect a M32 rotary grenade launcher because fuck you and fuck everyone around you”

[@paged5927]

Therussianbadger one of the best youtubers of all time.

[@noahuher8214]

The M203 is a single-shot underbarrel grenade launcher.

[@baubaskaubas3166]

"Let's go poke the Yanks" *pokes the Yanks* *In the distance, Fortunate Son starts playing*

[@Prototype-wd1qv]

And the faintest wiff of napalm.

[@UrbanCohort]

It ain't meeee~

[@FrostJaeger]

It ain’t me

[@AccountInactive]

*nyow nyowwwww, nyow nyowwwww*

[@nightstepgaming493]

Slight buzzing of the valkyries

[@chris2476]

"We are learning the Americans have no chill" Americans: "Not when oil is at stake!!!"

[@Hendo2488]

"Shit! Gas prices are on the rise again.... We need another international incident. Go kill one of their generals! ..... No! No! No! The BAD one! ..... Eh, yeah sure."

[@RiseofNick]

Americans: Or when someone is committing a war crime

[@hotshotroom964]

@@Hendo2488 the guy was attacking an embassy wasnt he

[@Hendo2488]

@@hotshotroom964 Him? No!!! Not him.... His employees, yeah, sure. But not him. Lol.

[@hotshotroom964]

FuryousChristian then they were both being complete fuckheads

[@charlx8979]

“Hes with the daily mail” *murders* The Appropriate response

[@weirdfantasy00]

Nevil is both a blessing and a curse. You could almost say he's Holyn'evil.

[@enceladius4537]

Get out!

[@sett1583]

No you did not.... XD

[@TheGuardDuck]

Perfect!😎

[@guardianboreal1432]

I love it.

[@CaptainPhantom6]

Jesus christ...

[@MrRoombastic]

"They sent a 4 million dollar drone for this old truck?" Womble america doesnt negotiate with terrorists, you know this

[@Johndoe-jd]

Remember the bagers.

[@spetzo1212]

No, they just send them weapons

[@anarchyandempires5452]

Honestly it's kind of just out of principle at that point, you stole our truck so we'll steal your life..... And that of everybody that has the bowls to side with you.

[@sundeepparhar1126]

Specially not SOVIET terrorists...

[@cheetonips6399]

It do, but just sometimes

[@xavi-kun]

6:56 “Someone in my chat asked me how it feels that we’ve created an insurgency *that elicits a bigger response than Bin Laden did* ” I was literally dying of laughter at this.

[@timthewarlord2304]

Arkforge Entertainment 😂

[@debjoy12]

*literally?* so how long were you in the emergency room for? fff don't use the word that *literally* means the exact opposite of what you mean.

[@rynect]

?

[@jaejunlee3377]

@@debjoy12 wtf?

[@brokenprince6698]

@@debjoy12 piss off

[@Gothstana]

"He's with the Daily Mail" is still one of my favorite jokes lmao

[@thanossnap4170]

So perfect!

[@Pridely]

"Sun Tzu says: 'To defeat your enemy, you must become your enemy.' " "You can't quote The Art of War to explain your over-indulgence in snacks!" As an American, I fully approve of this.

[@justindorthewonderwizard645]

As a fat American I also do.

[@Ava-uq5dh]

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that!

[@syn-theo6749]

@@Ava-uq5dh Also Soldier: *Crit Shovels a Spy*

[@botoutlaw2531]

FAT.

[@pikejohnson6409]

I’m American. Despite my atrocious diet, I have somehow maintained a slim frame. I literally just had 2 cheeseburgers from McDonald’s with a large coca cola.

[@benlyon5118]

As an American, I must profess my disappointment that no nukes were launched to take out that stolen truck.

[@ToastGamingNCrew]

They should've launched an immediate "counter-attack" to the surrounding area, taking complete control of the island, and send 500 marines after them.

[@peterd5387]

Smh we didn’t even deploy 300,000 ground troops and 100,000 tanks within 15 minutes. I’m embarrassed as an American.

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

To be honest Nukes haven't been used since WWII.

[@chillbill1497]

if this game would be realistic the americans would have launched preventive retaliatory strike immediately

[@galacticupfan7386]

I’m disappointed we didn’t release a statement about how it was “a tragedy too be remembered in American history for the sacrifices of our soldiers” and then methodically slaughtering everyone on the island.

[@Hfakk]

“Okay there’s been multiple reports of a resistance group how should we deal with this?” US military: “yes”

[@nice3333333333]

US Military: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2LQnXaGgr6nhs0

[@MrToymaster1]

Laughs in A10 warthog

[@RedShocktrooperRST]

How to tell if you're fighting the Americans: If after a few minutes of shooting at them and not getting shot at back, your position is suddenly completely fucking flattened by artillery, air support, or most likely both, you can easily tell you're fighting the Americans.

[@attilakovacs5040]

Horatio Fakkeldij *speaks in UH-60 Black Hawks and Attack Helos*

[@smittenmovie3078]

RedShocktrooper send in the AC-130

[@carmelo6546]

This is the most accurate representation of America I've ever seen

[@outka5tz]

"We stole a shitty beat up truck and they send out a 4 million dollar drone!?" That's America.

[@dennisdexter5602]

You should really read the story about the tree cutting in the no man zone better the koreas

[@AccidentalInsomniac427]

It's about sending a message.

[@DeathnoteBB]

HaTeRz A joke?? On a Sovietwomble video? Idk man sounds fake /s

[@lootjunior]

thats american oil in the truck, all the oil belongs to america

[@outka5tz]

@Jason Whittenburg indeed

[@niekon119]

“Dude it's the time of the month.” “You're on your period?” -Cyanide & Soviet 2k19

[@GmodGTX]

Hey it's 2019! You never know!

[@niekon119]

@@GmodGTX LMAO

[@niekon119]

who would know that they will be talking about periods xd

[@gus4632]

Chemy Nightcore does anyone know what’s wrong with Nevile voice

[@niekon119]

@@gus4632 idek what happened. he seems to be speaking....clearly

[@randomdunce2934]

“Someone in my chat just asked how it feels to have created an insurgency that elicits a bigger response than bin Laden did.” I lost my god damn mind at that.

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

‘Let’s go poke the Yanks’

[@randomlyentertaining8287]

I laughed it because it was so hilariously incorrect. Womble's warranted an armored battalion. Bin Laden managed to get both Iraq and Afghanistan invaded.

[@canadianchill6606]

Randomly Entertaining I mean, it isn’t entirely wrong. As someone else pointed out, they only sent one SF group to assassinate bin Laden. They sent 3 entire SF groups to deal with the Badgers, even when they were already fighting standard ground infantry

[@dutybound2211]

@@canadianchill6606 I mean, the badgers are technically a bunch of immortal lunatics that can conjure vehicles and deadly military equipment out of thin air.

[@hvhhvvggg8663]

@@dutybound2211 imagine a battalion of them

[@albertsu3523]

Imagine just parachuting into a foreign country and then just getting mugged by the rebels

[@frenchsoldier8485]

Fallschirmjäger, getting mugged by civilian farmers in Créte: *Coughing*

[@Field_Agent_Quinn]

“We steal a small shitty truck and they send a 4 million dollar drone.” You say a waste of strategic military equipment. I say tax payer dollars. Edit: HOLY FUCK! I didn’t think this comment would blow up like this. Thanks guys.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Field Agent Quinn makes you think what they would have sent had they stolen another airplane probably the sixth fleet

[@Field_Agent_Quinn]

dion jay woollaston just you see a swarm of apache attack helicopters numbering in the thousands come ofer the ridge

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Field Agent Quinn while the song from apocalypse now or the theme song from team America is playing

[@theoaky8924]

Tax dollars well spent

[@Kay_213_]

A 4 million dollar drone doesn’t even cost you half a dollar Chill out. The Apollo program cost every American a single cup of coffee

[@cisco3111]

ZF Clan: "Accidentally" committing War Crimes since 1984.

[@highapachelos3286]

🤣😂💀☠

[@blueeyedphantom6315]

I'm American so I pronounce z (zee) but when the ZF Clan is what I'm thinking or saying I pronounce it (zed) this has no correlation to what you said but still, wanted to say it and your comment gave me the place to say it so here have egg

[@vxyll4199]

@@blueeyedphantom6315 r/ nobody asked

[@Tman_Hall]

America: "My parents aren't home" "I can't come over" "There's terrorists and oil" "I'll be there with our entire armed forces _and_ Coast Guard in 10 minutes"

[@ScoutJohn2102]

" And they hate freedom" *ETA 5 MINUTES*

[@FierceDeity35]

@@ScoutJohn2102 Tactical nuke incoming!

[@l_CJ_xl]

Tman Hall oil?! we’ll be there immediately!

[@kratos948]

Love how you include the Coast Guard as well lol

[@Tman_Hall]

@@kratos948 the Coast Guard has been deployed outside of the US (e.g. Afghanistan and Iraq) which means that the US can use them however it pleases.

[@michaelmcdoesntexist8350]

6:20 As an American I can definitively say: *"ITS NOT ABOUT THE TRUCK, ITS ABOUT TEACHING YOU FUCKS SOME RESPECC"*

[@LoneWolf_432]

Lol I agree

[@c0nvict_pleb174]

Respect! Mf you don’t respect your own peoples opinions by views alone 😂 (this is a joke btw don’t take it personally)

[@yourunclebob4964]

Soviet: *looks at outpost* Americans: So you have chosen death

[@o2heavy743]

Your pfp made it funnier

[@khar_azgakk]

You have 52 subs my guy

[@yourunclebob4964]

xX _Supreme_Memes_ Xx fixed

[@Kay_213_]

(Sees a vehicle specifically designed to fuck up enemy soldiers) “This will be easy”

[@vocalvortexstudios2058]

Womble and ZF has chosen to seige an american outpost, making them tonights *_Biggest Losers_*

[@Hendo2488]

"Oh, get down. Get down. ......... Americans." Lol, you can HEAR the legitimate *disdain* in his voice. LMAO!

[@MattMerica76]

FuryousChristian Thats sounded alot more like fear.

[@calvinmessinger1385]

@@MattMerica76 saaaaame

[@blackace7782]

Envy is not a good look for you

[@grimreefer9324]

*Americans*

[@jtreed3296]

I think that was Phoenix's fault

[@LetumComplexo]

ZF: "Lets go poke the yanks" America: *laughs in overwhelming firepower and disproportionate response*

[@xxvorlandxx52]

Probably poked them before they could get their morning coffee.

[@food_toobs8333]

@@xxvorlandxx52 you ever had MRE coffee? That wouldn't save them lol

[@JamesDavis-mm2mi]

Just like real life😂

[@ScoutJohn2102]

American Military: So you have chosen ..... *DEATH*

[@Gamer88334]

Honestly, this response is basically the US in real life. We'll do anything to minimize our casualties while maximizing the casualties of our enemies. Except for depopulating entire countries. We could do that if we wanted to, but that'd mean committing war crimes. Mainly genocide.

[@thechineserussian]

Just hearing Womble casually talk with people and asking how they're doing really warms my heart

[@gcullen576]

I honestly love the aesthetic of the ZF clan. Whenever they’re just talking they’re nice and friendly to each other like a bunch of friends, but sometimes they just have to mess with one another

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

ikr

[@Link-oy4ok]

That’s what friends are

[@angelmaxxx]

And when things get serious, they will do whatever it takes to complete the job.

[@gh0stykins]

sometimes? 🤔🤣

[@gcullen576]

@@gh0stykins Most... No, all the time

[@sketchyirishman8975]

Womble: “lets go poke the yanks” Americans: *maniacal laughter* “round three it is crumpet boy”

[@CC-tl3zs]

American Revolution One: Freedom Rings Motha Fucka American Revolution Two: Freedom Rings Again American Revolution There: Stop Running, You’ll Only Die Tired

[@anger_birb]

“Crumpet boy”

[@LocalDeepstateAgent]

But they're playing as a greek illegal insurgency fighting the US american occupation...

[@sketchyirishman8975]

CC 6871 FUCK YEAH

[@nanakolikesfire]

Womble is crumpet boy

[@ImperialGuardsman2]

Womble: Let's go poke the americans. Americans: *Laughs in overwhelming firepower*

[@CommisarHood]

Reminds of that Area 51 meme a while ago. Area 51 Raiders: They can't stop us all Area 51 Guard Manning a Mini Gun: (Laughs in 3000 rounds per minute)

[@colecooper5836]

@@CommisarHood 3000? What is this, 1945?

[@peanutrecord6989]

"those are rookie numbers you gotta bump em up"

[@kritikill7779]

@@colecooper5836 Are you implying that miniguns now can fire MORE? o_0

[@beefnam]

@@kritikill7779 yes

[@noturgamergf1917]

"Lets go poke the yanks" *Queue fortunate son*

[@sovi8762]

*unfortunate son in this case

[@youtubecensored9957]

Guarantee you one of the pilots was probably playing that lmao

[@minty_the_sweet_alicorn7133]

“I wanna be single” Cyanide’s girlfriend is hilarious

[@julianbeldham8684]

Her twitter is actually really funny too

[@hellsentthe3rd318]

Poor cy tho

[@Goomfulus]

@@julianbeldham8684 what's her twitter?

[@Zanthe]

@@julianbeldham8684 whats her twitter?

[@hulkmysterio3648]

@@Goomfulus "@HeyGortys"

[@hottox8861]

"Lets fight the americans" America: *laughs in annihilation*

[@rewrew897]

A wild S has appeared

[@larsgeerlings4703]

Trees: *Raugh in Vietnamese*

[@graviler2514]

laughs in vietnamese

[@dieterbotha87]

America: "So, you have chosen death."

[@statik1445]

Lars Geerlings not if we burn down all the trees

[@darknovagaming3626]

First rule of being American: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. Also America: There's no kill, like overkill.

[@timewellspent8137]

"There is no death, only liberation"

[@darknovagaming3626]

@@timewellspent8137 Eye for eye? Nah. Armageddon for life.

[@darknovagaming3626]

@@timewellspent8137 Here's a better one. It's a D&D joke. DM: Poke the yanks... Roll 1 d20. ZF Clan: *rolls a 1* Fu- DM: You remember Hiroshima? Your gonna wish you were Hiroshima.

[@57thorns]

Also America: There is no eating like overeating.

[@jamesonspub2440]

@@57thorns oh fuck you dude

[@Goldiloxz]

I've been saying "my mate benji" for years but only now I've realised it came from you. Cheers!

[@Billy7265]

Aight wankers, see you all in 3 months for Part 4

[@n00bKen]

True

[@Dr1Villar]

True, but we wait & then we laugh 👍🏻😂

[@king.kthebest6158]

@@holoqofholoqqia9503 idk, how about you crazy mother fr

[@holoqofholoqqia9503]

@@king.kthebest6158 I'm doing fucking good thanks for asking.

[@king.kthebest6158]

@@holoqofholoqqia9503 fu#$&@! noice

[@allaltitudeproductions454]

"the americans have no chill" oh your figuring this out now?

[@that70scrab53]

wrong your, and don't ask who is joe

[@Truth4None]

This is true Source: Am American Also: Screw you.

[@lumpwurtroot]

Chill enough to not start a war since the one where we broke away from tyrannical reign

[@ginx2666]

@@JakobatHeart Altis has now developed anime.

[@BlazingInferno00]

Definitely, I'm American and we have absolutely no chill whatsoever 😂

[@fausto123]

1:59 *I Wanna Be Single* It's happening, that's your moment Soviet.

[@minimalgrammar1276]

There's a problem with your logic sir.

[@saytans7497]

a moment to shine!

[@usagi2934]

I don't think he wants to

[@scyonpyon]

but its worth it

[@old_boy9030]

Yandere confirmed

[@sanddry738]

6:05 that was what I expected when it comes the the “appropriate” response

[@Runner-fz5qg]

“Oh god they’re scary!” Still didn’t make cy whimper like a scared child

[@thirstysailor579]

Everyone gangsta until the Americans show up with air support.

[@coreytaylor447]

fun fact! the US does not send troops anywhere with out air superiority

[@5678sothourn]

@Devon Crusader And you like it

[@houseslippers7732]

"Anyone who has to fight, even with the most modern weapons, against an enemy in complete command of the air, fights like a savage against modern European troops, under the same handicaps and with the same chances of success." Erwin Rommel

[@cstgraphpads2091]

@Devon Crusader Someone's upset.

[@theman5887]

@Devon Crusader lol was it your first day on /pol/? Think you're le redpilled xdxdxd because you used some parentheses?

[@seagull8957]

"We've learned the Americans have no chill" Hey when we smell oil there is no time for "chill"

[@ericzhao2475]

no time for chill only got time for drill

[@BadBonsai]

Us Armi version of Netflix and chill: Drill before chill

Gotta go fast, boiiiii

[@AnIridescentWolf]

America has an oil fetish, it js literally always horny for oil and wjll nkt let insurgents kinkshame them without getting its vengeance

[@tbr9990]

american the biggest terrorist ever ... then people get mad over 9/11 jokes ...

[@Haituga]

6:45 As CGP Grey once said: 'When push comes to shove, America can shove.'

[@whtwolf100]

“We’re learning the Americans have NO CHILL” HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?!

[@aegiseurobeat4559]

I love the young people.

[@aegiseurobeat4559]

@Sergio UK: "God save the queen!" France: "Sacre Bleu" (Soviet) Russia: "For Stalin!" America: "THEY HAVE OIL!!!"

[@forfoxsake3302]

*Smashes tea pot*

[@whtwolf100]

@@forfoxsake3302 *smashes crate of tea into the frosty boston harbor*

[@forfoxsake3302]

Best way to serve reven- I MEAN tea..

[@billycheese619]

“It’s a small checkpoint, we’ll be alright” American Soldier: you see those guys up there? Looks like they have guns! American Commander: Call the navy seals and make sure to fire everything you have at them

[@SallinKari]

More like, "Hey you see those guys up there?" "Do they have guns?" "Not sure." "Have the Bradley work them over to be sure and call in air support."

[@kolibri_makoto]

“See those guys up there?” “Yes?” “I don’t wanna” “Understood sir”

[@SethAbercromby]

American APCs: "Heard you talking shit in rangefinder distance." Those gunners don't fuck around, as ISIS learned the hard way.

[@jomar1001001]

"do not smoke at the petrol station" oh boy I already know where this is going.

[@dionwoollaston5717]

Jomar1001001 never say don't do that to anyone in the zf clan because then that will become their sole objective

[@0pposite221]

@@dionwoollaston5717 that gives me an idea... Cyanide: don't hit anything Nevil: don't speak actual English Anyone else from ZF: don't follow the objective

[@mothcatcher893]

@@0pposite221 it won't work like that. They smell the reverse psychology

[@0pposite221]

@@mothcatcher893 dammit. You're right

[@dionwoollaston5717]

0pposite it only works if you tell them not to do something dangerous, stupid, stupidly dangerous or dangerously stupid

[@DorkotheSleegon]

2:20 **insert Barney's whole crazy/hotness scale theory here**

[@aidenfurry471]

"lets go mug em" US Pilot: (proceeds to wipe out the entire squad with a handgun)

[@Deathkri]

bro, the pilot was the commander from battlefield best friends

[@exocakes4587]

@@Deathkri the pilot has a tripod on his bipod pistol.

[@vexile12]

With one round

[@ladywaffle2210]

The pilot parachuting down: "Ah yes, just me, my parachute, my M429 SAW with bipod, trijicon night-sights, explosive incendiary 200-round magazines, side-mounted grenade launcher, and side mounted shotgun with fletchettes, and my Desert Eagle chambered in .50 Action Express with an extended magazine, red dot, laser, and expanding ordinance."

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

@@ladywaffle2210 What a sore landing he's gonna have x-x

[@MartHommes]

10:51 Nevil didn't say thank you because he got revived, no, he said *heil Hitler*

[@rebelkommando6166]

OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY DID HAHAHA

[@bonkproof4086]

He did wtf nevil

[@sm901ftw]

To be fair this is Nevil. We can only guess what he was actually trying to say.

[@pipperonies]

I heard "I'm alive" at first, but yours is better lmao

[@oddacity5883]

Well i mean if they can’t understand him in English or his first language then he might as well just try German

[@metalmine1017]

“But she’s so hot though, it’s worth it” Cyanide 2019

[@IcePho]

Wasn't that a line in Adventure Time? With Flame Princess?

[@drapas]

@@IcePho maybe, but i don't remember any dicks being mentioned

[@metalmine1017]

The IcePhoenix if your talking about Cartoon Network pretty sure not the dick joke

[@easyhq4475]

Totally wortg ut

[@ffadicto]

He is right though

[@dr.muller3243]

Moogle: “I just shot a policemen” Womble: “That’s illegal Edberg: “well we are an illegal insurgency” Womble: “THAT’S EVEN MORE ILLEGAL?” Is Womble even an insurgent or an insurgency for politeness?

[@RerrardedRedneck73]

"We stole a small shitty truck and they sent out a four million dollar drone" 🤣🤣sounds like the Americans

[@Thorn19774]

Man theyre not wrong theres a video of an A-10 strafing a pair of insurgents on a vespa.

[@RealWindBreaker]

Too be fair the americans has done weirder stuff

[@jonathany1240]

oil can be used to buy many drones

[@BrianE_93]

@@Thorn19774 I know there's only one outcome of A-10 versus Vespa but a part of me wants to believe the Vespa got away

[@zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040]

I knew trump was overdoing some shit but to actually deploy a FCKING QUADRON HELI ON ZF CLAN IS REALLY WEIRD man only one guy is enough to kill them all they'll murder each other to know who'll execute him

[@crazyboythir703]

America: we used the minimalist force to suppress the threat. * 5 Apache longbows on a couple guys with pistols *

[@onebigfatguy]

Like they said. "Minimal" force. Standard would have been a full B-52 strike.

[@周生生-f1f]

@@onebigfatguy I think you misspelled nuclear tipped ICBM salvo strike

[@awesomeaman113]

This is America, sending 5 Apache Longbows is the most minimal response we have.

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

'No better kill than overkill'

[@illogic5487]

Its all about perspective :)

[@Norrikan]

You'd think after all these years Nevil would have accepted the fact that he's Nevil and not Holy'N'Evil.

[@AlexQuill63]

Don't think so. I think in the 10+ years I've had the gamertag I use for everything, I've only had two or three people pronounce it right the first time, and it still annoys me xD

[@SquaredPasta]

Alex Quill Tbf that might be because its pronounced weirdly or not how it looks aka my usernames(except this one)

[@Jakc5]

Soviet: pokes Americans American attack helis: Fortunate Son plays