Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 9)

Highlights from some CSGO livestreams a while back.
All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
My personal one - / sovietwomble​
Sources:
All French music drawings made by TwistieZ.

[@SovietWomble]

For those just joining, slight apologies for the older nature of many of these clips. I was having a spring-cleaning of some old project files and found that some projects had quite a large number of highlights left over (CSGO, PUBG and DayZ). It felt like such a shame to leave them there. Hopefully they're still amusing. There's definitely enough for a CSGO part 10 if so. Hope everyone is doing well.

[@NoxnYT]

CSGO part 10 would be incredible! 2017 was the last bullshittery from CSGO (aside from this video of course) and I'd love to see even more!

[@ajpewding4058]

We are now :)

[@thismans1405]

You're fine dude. Have fun

[@seantaggart7382]

Nice

[@KremitYT]

DayZ you say?

[@SovietWomble]

This was really fun to edit though, I must admit. A smooth project. Completed in three weeks. Feeling pretty psyched to start the next thing :)

[@Anthony9352]

Yeah, I'm thoroughly Impressed it got completed in such a short time frame.

[@ajsalem2005]

Im glad to see you keen and excited on a project of your choosing soviet, it definitely shows through your work when you are able to do something "for you" and is definitely a smart way to avoid burnout and continuously provide quality content, thats why you are literally the only person I watch on twitch..... well ok thats a lie, I watch quebec too because well, come on hes got the voice of an angel lets be honest lmao

[@AlphaMykee]

Glad that you are excited again with videos! Thanks for all the hard work!

[@6777Productions]

Wonderful work Womble. A much appreciated good laugh! And a very impressive turnaround time to say the least!

[@Acheronpanda]

And now Cyanide can't give you any shit!

[@SiegeTales]

no way this video is live

[@crownyrowny]

Hey! i never thought you are gonna be in a womble vid! love your works btw

[@thebookman1036]

love your works 2

[@jokerdaffa2479]

Make it 3

[@kimokarecords2060]

Tf you doin here much love

[@marksayosmejia7251]

Noway he actually uploaded on youtube.

[@simplebryll123]

womble a few years before: **is master guardian elite** womble in 2021: **S I L V E R E L I T E**

[@Mernom]

Those are old clips, and might not be chronological.

[@two8three8]

@@Mernom That silver elite clip's at most 2 years old and he got MGE in 2015

[@Seopy]

I mean? whats the difference?

[@two8three8]

@@Seopy Shows how far he's "fallen"

[@Adrian-fo4kv]

@@two8three8 Ranking system got changed since then.

[@DoubleRBlaxican]

I think Soviet is the only youtuber to start at master guardian and end up in silver

[@Zaiross7]

i think he started playing on old ranking system

[@Ivanio]

@@GIFT636 Never

[@noname-wk6ze]

Maybe that is why cynide touch cs go again

[@davie17]

Yes

[@davie17]

@@Bomerrr are they a youtuber?

[@saluu9573]

I've rewatched the old cs bullshitterys so many times over the years, I started and finished uni in the mean time..

[@LPboy77]

dude the same, literally :D

[@Mazurecki56]

I've watched all Bullshittery videos so many times I felt obliged to sub to Soviet on twitch even though I literally never have the time to watch anything live. Pretty sure it's been over a year now.

[@sporkionsuz-beero4744]

Same.

[@tamayo_1681]

its like dad, he bought cigarettes all these years and came back with a carton of milk.

[@lancealot6059]

Dude soviet was my high school binge

[@EpicDonutDudeMemes]

3:03 I just realised that this is old Inferno, these clips are pre-historic

[@wawacat6568]

There are also some old menu clips, that reawakened some nostalgic moments

[@mucpougaming6092]

those SAS models with the axe on their backs

[@Scarapter]

I don't even remember much about the map on 2:20

[@envfynestt9132]

4:25. That is exactly what makes this took so long

[@neilaquino5294]

but they're still good af 😀 OLD but gOLD

[@louisrobitaille5810]

Nep: To fake the fake defuse. Soviet's brain: To fake the fake... - + - = +... *confused*

[@zachariahsmith1324]

underrated joke but no one gets simple math apparently

[@zachariahsmith1324]

@Yung Tommy Wow did you tell all your friends about how you owned everyone in the comment section with your sarcastic and very cool attitude?

[@zachariahsmith1324]

@Yung Tommy Oh rip sorry

[@AlexPT416]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmHXoaGdpqiIa9k

[@ryanjapan3113]

I kept hearing that as “To fake to fake defuse”.

[@shinkinshin001119]

Glanced the "uploaded 3 minutes ago", I thought my eyes were deceiving me and it would actually say "3 years ago."

[@RANGER5119]

eyyyyyyyyyyyyy same

[@EricGamer87365]

Same

[@theamazon1956]

Some guys comment says 1 day old

[@musse4869]

Same

[@DerSchinderhans]

@@theamazon1956 twitch subs and patrons get early access to the videos

[@RenegadesReact]

Damn! Almost 4 years since the last CS:GO Bullshittery... I feel so old...

[@slavthesage5661]

Wait wut? I gotta check this... It CAN'T have been that long.... Can it? Just checked..... yup. April 2017 was P8 of CS:GO. NOW I FEEL OLD!

[@zovius4665]

oh my god I never even thought of it like that, now you're making me feel old.

[@_Phoenyx_]

Congratulations, you gave me a minor existential crisis with this comment.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

Well i know what to look forward to

[@netizen6958]

4 years just like 12 vids

[@fizikabi6358]

“Huh, that’s curious. I havent watched this one before.” *8 hours ago* “OH!!”

[@NghiaNguyen-hq2im]

I though that was a hair on my screen

[@fizikabi6358]

@@NghiaNguyen-hq2im edited for you

[@Goapplefreak]

Thats EXACTLY what I was thinking, but in german. You´re a fukin mindreader.

[@mordenonaoni8942]

@@Goapplefreak same, but in italian 😁

[@Klintz]

Same thing here, but brazilian lol

[@giantWario]

I love the ongoing sass war between Soviet and Nep.

[@htko89]

wow

[@incomingbear1334]

All because she said she didn't want his babies.

[@鈴音-q6c]

long time no see nep :(

[@kmikl]

It's better than the Ass war.

[@dr.bright6272]

​@@kmiklI don't think Womble would mind that much

[@ConnorBlackwood]

All those years and you finally rank down lol

[@dwaynearaujo4553]

Ahahahahhaa!!

[@inanis9801]

He just ranked up in reverse.

[@ReturnOfMonke]

Nice to see this again.

[@NoVaOnYT01]

This video is very fucking old btw

[@N_KONG]

He's no longer better than GAMBIT!

[@paulosantana415]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how wholesome Soviet is for taking using an awful crosshair simply because Cyanide gave it to him? He's such a good boy.

[@juggmkj]

I don't think "wholesome" means what you think it does.

[@hydrokinesis9748]

@@juggmkj Holesome

[@ChamberK-1]

What was wrong with it? I don’t play CSGO

[@charlesaguinaldo4251]

having a worst crosshair can literally makes ur aim bad at least for me but in soviet's case no matter how you change the crosshair his aim sucks like his silver elite rank

[@lalithadavi4845]

Remember the hehe thing

[@Amit-id2zx]

Ah! He remembered his KZbin password!

[@humanoidwolf]

Or he remembered he's was once a great KZbinr and making us wait three months for sovietwomble videos

[@vegarose4638]

I didn't think "1,2,3,4" would be that hard to remember...

[@srttp2]

He streams daily on twitch lmao you can watch him there

[@sarthakcoulekar]

Original comment

[@braydencook4708]

Fix your shit Womble lmao

[@spiritwildfiregaming1975]

The moment Cyanide heard that Womble is a Silver. He's been waiting years just for this very moment.

[@guyfieri148]

Don't forget, he knifed NBK

[@AlexPT416]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmHXoaGdpqiIa9k

[@nullhazard7569]

He can feel it coming in the air tonight.

[@vetbaitednv]

j

[@thomasbicknell175]

@@nullhazard7569oh lord.

[@CrackerMilk]

Mum says it's my turn to play with ZF clan....

[@alonemusk9201]

Hey you guys are here! I love your sketches man. Amazing unexpected twists at the end.

[@benmellor8191]

no wayyy your here ahahah

[@Narvre]

*reads user name* Huh where have I heard that before... *minimises video in app to recommendations page* Ohhhhhhhhhh here it is

[@BavonOfficial]

:O Big fan

[@TheRealMotherDuck]

@@BavonOfficial omg are you the real Bavon?!

[@redsky007]

The "pew" shot subtitles never gets old.

[@maxikohstall8831]

Pew Pew

[@NghiaNguyen-hq2im]

Must take awhile

[@LasseRafnDk]

This was the literal reason I subscribed - Hope it never stops

[@pinkfloppyass]

The pew subtitles are probably the reason his videos take so long

[@fishincheap1102]

Old inferno? This is pretty much historical footage. I was in high school when this was recorded. I know people who have died since these clips holy moly

[@L1vingAshlar]

Before Panorama too, apparently this is Soviet's Magnum Opus, it took nearly half a decade.

[@leon_-_-]

Magnum opus? There old unused videos that took 3 weeks to piece together 😂

[@muhnoodles]

@@leon_-_- Magnum. Opus. lol

[@hellsentthe3rd318]

That went pretty dark by the end

[@jawlig]

RIP to the bredrin

[@hatchcrazy]

"Now Chernobyl is in ruins" absolutely _sent_ me.

[@Ivanio]

Hiroshima 2.0

[@tashkent561]

@@Ivanio No, Hiroshima was a detonation, and Chernobyl was a nuclear meltdown, they're nothing likely.

[@giantWario]

@@tashkent561 No Chernobyl was a nuclear core explosion, something that every nuclear physicist up until that point thought was impossible and could only happen thanks to an extreme amount of cutting corners on materials for the core and extreme incompetence by Dyatlov, the guy performing the test. Fukushima and Three Miles Island now those were meltdowns, they're nothing alike. A meltdown can potentially destroy a city. Chernobyl had the potential to destroy most of Eurasia.

[@BlackKnight66600]

Fun fact! “I just shoot the colours” was also the ZF clan’s attitude when in Vietnam.

[@williamnewman8293]

*racist bell ringing noises*

[@Web720]

Technically the truth.

[@Amit-id2zx]

“YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!!”

[@Johndoe-jd]

@@Amit-id2zx that’s racist. Its pronounced wacist everyone knows that

[@jeanetten.s.8557]

@@Johndoe-jd racist bell *Jingling*

[@TimeBucks]

The videos look almost the same after all those years

[@Enderborn272]

My dude I'm pretty sure they were recorded the same week

[@nicoyad]

That's why we love them

[@mandast7455]

I have no idea if you're joking or not but if you aren't the videos look the same because these clips were taken in the span of probably a month

[@nicoyad]

@@mandast7455 He meant that the video kept the same old nostalgic style

[@pesky19]

@@nicoyad cus theyre from the same time

[@Pastellioz]

Well how bout that, didn't have to wait for 4 months this time in all seriousness though, soviets videos are always spot on and is worth the wait

[@austininkosi1494]

This is a reupload.

[@bernardojrdelarosa5876]

@@austininkosi1494 This is new, but the clips are old as hell

[@lazmanyacanavar5888]

No it's not.

[@austininkosi1494]

@@lazmanyacanavar5888 I've seen all of these clips before, I don't watch the stream or any other videos outside of Wombles channel. Explain how I've seen all this.

[@lazmanyacanavar5888]

@@austininkosi1494 oh i told that to the comment itself, not you. You might be right.

[@theimpala9771]

As soon as Womble pulled the pin on the grenade I had to lean in to see how he was going to screw this up. Wasn’t disappointed.

[@AlexPT416]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmHXoaGdpqiIa9k

[@fyrentenimar]

"Just because I'm playing with a handicap" "I have a name" Between the tone, the delivery and all, that was the best part for me.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear karma

[@gamer65688]

God this guy is such a cancer cell

[@samuelpalmer3855]

7:15 btw

[@spongmongler6760]

@@AxxLAfriku go home, nobody. your dad is ashamed of you.

[@Triantalex]

hm??.

[@iwong3357]

"I must apologize for SovietWomble. We purposefully gave him a bad crosshair... as a joke."

[@Xenmaru00]

"if you've got a wall, i'll shoot it!"

[@CptCh4os]

What does this "bad crosshair" mean? How can a cross hair be bad?

[@Adam-lw9il]

@@CptCh4os I assume it just wasn't actually centered where it should be.

[@CptCh4os]

@@Adam-lw9il I thought that too but is that even possible? And if yes... why?

[@snikerz5886]

@@CptCh4os like they said yes it is possible and as a joke.

[@skymanmcd6012]

“Yesterday we had Jesus today we had Hitler” *Flashback to like 5 years ago* “We’re playing with Christ, the man Himself.”

[@Crazor2000]

"Keep in mind, it takes me 3 days to respawn"

[@Fatdove]

Nostelgia

[@9nikola]

So this clip was the day after that one then, I guess.

[@303Dudi]

Which bullshittery was that again?

[@hoodedmonster5611]

The fact that this comment has 666 likes, does not sit well with Him

[@abishekkenneth8630]

0:42 his voice is just smooth like butter

[@OHutchinson04]

I could listen to social read through a phone book

[@Ivanio]

Professional voice actors

[@supernoodle704]

who’s voice is that?

[@marh122]

@@supernoodle704 Rowan Atkinson in the Top Gear fastest lap

[@abishekkenneth8630]

@@supernoodle704 It was Arnold Schwarzenegger

[@TheGreaterDane]

“Yesterday we had Jesus today we have hitler” damn these ARE old clips

[@sprayz8242]

Oh my god the time passes to fast :(

[@heroeslore03]

How old exactly?

[@atsmozo7393]

@@heroeslore03 about 4 years old

[@333dae]

@@heroeslore03 at LEAST 3, that’s the old UI that got changed in 2018

[@atsmozo7393]

@Mario TC the clips are from old streams, but the editing stile is modern one, the one Womble uses rn

[@RealRaven6229]

“I have a name” The delivery on that joke was great.

[@immortaljanus]

It's not the first time Womble has been called 'The Handicap'...

[@AlexPT416]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmHXoaGdpqiIa9k

[@kapilbusawah7169]

Took me the entire video, a read through comments plus a whole extra minute to understand that one.

[@tekartsu2051]

I don't get it that much, can someone explain it please?

[@RealRaven6229]

@@tekartsu2051 Someone said handicap and he said "I have a name" because it's rude to not call someone by their name, acknowledging that he's bad at the game in the process.

[@Nelyak_07]

I remember that Jesus guy from one of the episodes, "Just bear in mind, it will take me 3 days to respawn"

[@leanreducto6558]

He's a level three mage

[@youreg5561]

He lagged, took him 4 days

[@astrsychev9333]

What was the episode?I rember it was a good one

[@Nelyak_07]

@@astrsychev9333 The last one, Part 8

[@astrsychev9333]

@@Nelyak_07 ty, last time i watched soviet was january lol

[@tomatogoose4426]

“How you been man, you alright?” “AGHHHHHHHHHHH” Such a mood😂😂

[@AlexPT416]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmHXoaGdpqiIa9k

[@mrdvus12]

"yesterday we have Jesus, today we have Hitler" - Poland 1939

[@cheekibreeki9818]

Such an upgrade.

[@elbonnybar]

Colorized

[@chouaibf.5405]

Its just beautiful to see that nothing has changed in ZF even after all those years

[@googylon]

I mean, about two thirds if not more of these clips are years old. They still haven't changed much but these clips aren't a good indicator for that :)

[@greenfox8418]

Nevil got banned from ZF's teamspeak over racist Twitter posts :((

[@yohanzahf.3078]

@@greenfox8418 wait what ?? Explain more please

[@DHRtheTHIRD]

They're playing on the old version of inferno. Map was updated in 2016. These clips are from before all those years

[@shaider7869]

Well soviet‘s crosshair hasn’t!

[@huntermurphy2768]

Nep killing Soviet when he was following her was the best decision she’s ever made

[@edi9892]

She's really good at shooting him in the head in anger...

[@sopcannon]

@@edi9892 good thing they aren't American.

[@jakarhess7129]

@@sopcannon yeah... shes Austrian, she'll just go to Germany and get them to do it for her

[@QuincyVollstandig]

@@jakarhess7129 mostly ordering Gambit around to commit to the SS to kill Soviet if he follows her

[@Dr.Death8520]

Killing someone for following you just screams among us public lobbies

[@cwispy8330]

Man that Chernobyl joke aged perfectly

[@JpegDog]

Oh you have no idea

[@cwispy8330]

Man this shit doin numbers

[@MalcontentFlower]

NOO!

[@physical_insanity]

How? I feel like I'm out of the loop.

[@iegoriasynetskyi1003]

@@physical_insanity Russians are threatening to blow up one of the NPP's in Ukraine, and before that they also almost blew the Chornobyl NPP up so perhaps that's what he's referring to

[@or10nsharkfin]

"Just because I'm playing with a handicap I shouldn't cheat, apparently." "...I have a name." Self-realization is the first step.

[@NerfPlayeR135]

I’ve missed this series like Soviet misses his grenade throws.

[@stormblade3408]

His throws in general are always on point tho..

[@netherwarrior5315]

@@stormblade3408 are you sure about that*

[@NerfPlayeR135]

FYI: I posted this comment before watching the video.

[@johnnychan04]

From now on, he is never going to miss another grenade throw again. Except it will be associated with friendly fire.

[@pirig-gal]

@@NerfPlayeR135 Yeh, that last grenade landed where it was supposed to land.

[@MyriadGame]

and when the world needed him most, he returned

[@maxpayne7459]

Soviet Womble. The Master of Editing

[@yosinverhelst3318]

Soviet Womble: The Last Editor

[@jentaylor1422]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT LET THIS SERIES DIE

[@AlexPT416]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmHXoaGdpqiIa9k

[@siangchengpang772]

He doesn't play the game anymore

[@TamLe-bj2yl]

@Garmon soviet haven't touched the game for years, and his clips are not a lot left (he said MAYBE enough for one more shorter bullshitery). He played the game again for few days with ZF and others few months ago, had great moments, but dont keep your hope high.

[@SurajGupta_3D]

"I just shoot at the colors" come on Soviet half of the Britain did

[@ViquelOoste]

when ?

[@galacticupfan7386]

@@ViquelOoste have ever had a history class?

[@SurajGupta_3D]

@@ViquelOoste back when they had colonial fever

[@brazilianwaterman718]

And the american cops nowadays

[@CMTechnica]

@@brazilianwaterman718 yeah, if "colors" mean "history of violence"

[@akap]

36 years in the making or however long it's been since I was in middle school.

[@JustMauve]

"They're Both B, Cy" This is only gonna end with shit.

[@Johndoe-jd]

What are they b-ing

[@JustMauve]

@@Johndoe-jd Not funny, didn't laugh

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

Noke I did

[@wingy_dingdingy]

But in the end he had it coming, remember in one of the old csgo vids he made Soviet go B and then said “you know the bombs at A right?”

[@AdoraTheExplorer]

@@wingy_dingdingy she btw.

[@chrstianseymour8490]

“I just shoot at the colours” Soviet Womble 2020

[@dclass4995]

wait 2020

[@DonVitoCS2workshop]

@@dclass4995 you didn't know?

[@chinwyian]

What does that mean tho

[@user-tq9sg6lv6q]

@@chinwyian it means he recorded it in 2020 but his upload schedule is shit so he uploaded the video in 2021.

[@tree427]

@@user-tq9sg6lv6q This was recorded YEARS back

[@quetzal8100]

Soviet has more than 2 hours and he's now realizing that you can hear scopes in CSGO

[@keyhi6748]

nep's voice is really easy on the ears its such a contrast from the rest of ZF

[@driftkinggames4694]

What about Edberg

[@mcp866]

What about Cyanide

[@AntanovOCEFGC]

fuckin' SIIIIMMP

[@histhoryk2648]

@@driftkinggames4694 MAMA...

[@Feril1]

But Nep isn't part of ZF.

[@JoemaMa-ku7vd]

"Yesterday we had jesus now we had hitler" I saw jesus like 2 years ago

[@kevinaustin51]

Hey listen he’s trying to save the planet here one recycled clip at a time

[@krokko_rl9113]

"Highlights from some CSGO livestreams a while back." "a while" Sees old inferno... yeaaaaa, a while

[@dutchah91]

I don't think I've ever heard a more honest 'oops' than when Cyanide shoots Womble.

[@rontheofficialron]

0:49 Womble edited the captions to go behind the fountain, what a legend.

[@yongtm47]

Absolute madlad of editing

[@Skorpychan]

The thing is, that took hours of work to do. It looks like you can just click a few settings and have it follow, but Womble puts shittons of work into stuff that looks like it was just done casually.

[@AlexPT416]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmHXoaGdpqiIa9k

[@FPCGLeviathaN]

@@Skorpychan To be fair all you need to do is draw a mask around the mountain, make it as a new layer and leave the text between then. Takes like 3 minutes :)

[@Skorpychan]

@@FPCGLeviathaN While making the text move all the time.

[@squelchedotter]

"Inflatable... like a dinghy" ah yes that's what I was thinking, like a dinghy!

[@jeanetten.s.8557]

Uhuh and totally not something with a hole in it

[@TheCuriousFan1]

My first thought was that I wasn't expecting the inflation fetish to pop up in these videos.

[@Sudentor_]

Remember the A - Bloody P - Rubber C - Dinghy

[@Gstum_]

After playing csgo for a couple years I can truly appreciate how pissed Soviet’s friends were with his rank

[@AlexPT416]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmHXoaGdpqiIa9k

[@Finch-82]

Yes cus Cyanide etc's Ranks were not fluffed up by only playing in pre made teams. Cyanide etc aren't even that good at the game lol.

[@spork9255]

I've literally gone through all of high school since you've last posted one of these.

[@jhudson6101]

I finished a college engineering program in the gap between CS videos.

[@mainecp9]

I literally got a Diploma between Part 8 and 9 lmao

[@juggmkj]

I watched a few movies since the last CS video

[@nightspicer]

I almost did, only if he uploaded this in a month or two

[@PaSistem32]

Me too, mate

[@donovantran3634]

Oh hey a new video, I will be sure to rewatch this multiple times for the next few months until another one has been pooped out.

[@ASlutty9SUnit]

Hello me, it's me again

[@TheEvilCheesecake]

"a few months" ahahahahahaha

[@bananoverlord6962]

I've been doing this for like 2 years mate

[@thenymphomancer5592]

Awesome as usual! My one suggestion would be to show an image of the "shit" crosshair so we can see how "awful" it actually is! (Unless I missed it)

[@ccznen]

Second that - maybe a comparison of what it was and what it should have been.

[@andreaslindahl9687]

@@ccznen Third on that motion.

[@XxAzraelGTxX]

fourth that motion

[@kjj26k]

6th on that notion

[@Malleo_3232]

@@kjj26k seventh on that motion!

[@lathya5069]

"The irony there, you're the one who's being attacked" says the Englishman. Irony on irony! XD

[@LucianoAlexander222]

1:43 Soviet: "Wait, it's a weird mind game?" Nep: "Always has been" *cocks weapon*

[@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer]

*screws on usp silencer*

[@TheHeavyshadow]

"Always has been" 7:54

[@weldonwin]

NEP IS SUS!!! I Saw Her Venting!

[@OneTopic]

Ohh I’m ready!

[@onioncheeks7640]

Ohh one topic heloo

[@landuit8577]

One Topic! At this time of day, in this part of KZbin, localised entirely on this channel?

[@tylerblubaugh5549]

Damn I really didn't expect to see you here

[@theasmrguy415]

@@landuit8577 Can I see?

[@The_Distortionist_Waits]

HEWWO TOPICY WOPICY!!!!

[@user-ws4pm7nm4s]

old inferno... released 6 hrs ago womble wasn’t lying about his upload schedule

[@fatefulverdida3377]

What upload schedule?

[@avroraflorestina2314]

@@fatefulverdida3377 yes

[@drunkengibberish1143]

I've had that French ambiance in my head all day. Not because of the hotkey.

[@shoos8218]

what's the name of that melody?

[@yoshi27661]

@@shoos8218 i believe its la vie en rose, no idea who covered it though

[@yoshi27661]

listening again, i believe that its roland cedermark

[@generalitsme]

thx sooo much

[@wackydude101]

'I feel personally attacked' - well now you know how Poland felt

[@gabrielthefallenachangel]

Lol

[@krying539]

Nep gets shot Soviet: “f*** that” *makes a tactical retreat without friendly fire* Me: I guess Cy wasn’t with them XD

[@ERB344]

“I just shoot at the colours” womble went to the American police academy

[@Accidental.Creation]

That made me laugh and now I feel like a bad person, thank you xD

[@JedidiahRudnick]

As someone who's been through the American police academy, I can tell you that this is absolutely false... we only shoot at one color

[@NR2GOODTV]

@@JedidiahRudnick Not-White?

[@JedidiahRudnick]

@@NR2GOODTV I can't give out specifics details of the police academy

[@britishnarrator6961]

Only just noticed it now, but I like how whenever funny random stuff happens he stands still, so he knows he can edit it better. Props!

[@SpaceMissile]

if he didn't stand still, it would take _even longer_ to edit and upload vids

[@MarkoDujlovic]

SovietWomble: "Highlights from some CSGO livestreams a while back." Me: Yeah, sure, a while back. At least 5 years back!

[@howaboutno4002]

I mean he's got the old inferno on here, which was taken out in 2016? Mad

[@ViquelOoste]

@@howaboutno4002 the old Guns sounds aswell

[@KR7PT]

"I just shoot at the colours to be honest." We all know, Soviet.

[@Guardian-of-Light137]

I don't get it.

[@garmfield2977]

@@Guardian-of-Light137 he's shooting at people of color

[@Guardian-of-Light137]

@@garmfield2977 Yeah I saw a comment after this and realized. It shoulda been obvious but my brain decided to just not work.

[@Jay-ln1co]

"I just shoot at the colours." Where's the racism bell?

[@monkeybandit222]

“CRASH”

[@DrMDHyde]

@@monkeybandit222 Not the racist cymbals you nitwit!

[@Ivanio]

lmao

[@tank9758]

It hasnt been invented yet

[@monkeybandit222]

@@DrMDHyde damit hang on! DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG

[@arvenzshinw]

6:04 watching this many times and i'm still amazed of how Womble made that spinning "stream" lol

[@jericoco6312]

Never did I imagine to see Soviet in Silver considering how good he is.

[@fireman1226576]

Only people who still play cs all have 2k hours at least

[@XSniper74184]

He is a CS:GO professional.

[@definitelynotmajima761]

"I just shoot at the colors" *racist bell ensues*

[@TheKenji2221]

It isn't racist if he's firing at every colors

[@Sh_rib]

I remember when you got master guardian... how the "mighty" have fallen lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@QuincyVollstandig]

While Cyanide still claim: I knifed Nbk

[@snarkycommenthere9027]

one could say, how the masterful have fallen.

[@Sh_rib]

@@QuincyVollstandig and thus every conversation ended with...

[@LeumazDnazor]

@@Sh_rib and he's off to have a victory wank

[@snakevenom4954]

@@Sh_rib As a business and management expert

[@leodavis4242]

I love the joke and the way Digby(?) cracks up at 1:03 😂😂

[@GoldenPenHD]

“Sources: All French music drawings” nice sources, womble.

[@endcorruption993]

Nice timestamp.

[@HuskyObscura]

@@endcorruption993 he means the description

[@GENeralGremory]

Womble: "I'M GOOD AT CS!" Also Womble: **proceeds to hold a grenade for a long period of time, only to kill Cyanide** He is gud at CS

[@axolotlfiveunderscores102]

Once again to those coming in tomorrow when this gets released publicly. This video was released early to Womble's Twitch subscribers and Patrons as thanks for putting food on his table and porn on his computer screen. This is why the comments are a day or two old when the video has only been live for "2 minutes".

[@TobbeRex]

What!? Early access?? nah I think time travelling is more plausible tbh

[@muhammadazka9671]

@@TobbeRex ALIENS I BLAME THEY ARE ALL ALIENS

[@NoName5589]

I'm surprised this isn't common knowledge by now

[@TheEmolano]

@@TobbeRex I think it's the timezone

[@decaff__6866]

so you're telling me he pays for his porn?

[@11-maiquanghuy62]

Now that CS2 is already on its way, I hope he and ZF clan will be back for more bullshittery

[@joec7217]

Almost certainly they'll come back to this

[@Mis7erSeven]

@@joec7217 Yeah, and in five years or so we will then see it in a bullshittery video.

[@firecracker739]

Nep “It always has been” before it was cool.

[@joeykijuancepeda4078]

I could probably get into a legitimate year long coma and only wake up missing 2 Soviet womble videos

[@mrkaran3949]

“They're both b Cy” Was all it took to send a man in a flurry of imitation and madness.

[@sip3947]

A wise man once said... "Those with shit upload schedule are the ones who have fun fully edited videos"

[@caldoesstuff7290]

Last time I was this early Womble “Was not freaking out” in Alien isolation.

[@mulrich]

Except for all the Twitch subscribers and patrons who've had access to this for over a day.

[@seanfleming5953]

christ Wombles alien isolation series is one of my all time favourite on KZbin, ive watched it so many times at this point lmao

[@lhd4278]

Crow of judgment is that you?

[@gabrieldeoliveira8304]

I looked up “Parisian Ambience” and the first result was a Ratatouille video

[@souvikrc4499]

Yeah, my first thoughts were that the music came out of Ratatouille.

[@thijsolijerhoek2725]

"I shoot at the colours" It suprises me that there was no racist innuendo

[@TheEvilCheesecake]

What's the opposite of subtext

[@bananoverlord6962]

ASame here, completely thought cy or nep would say sommething racist

[@M4skedBoi]

1:12 Double irony there, as British guy is telling German guy about it's ironic how he is being attacked.

[@alexiaknightwalker8432]

*"You can do it. I believe in you."* - every time anyone in zf says this, someone dies 🤣

[@AlexPT416]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmHXoaGdpqiIa9k

[@korben600]

Usually someone *on their team*

[@burgessgamers298]

or all of them

[@galliumhydroxid8347]

There is a concerning amount of endings where Cy gets killed on purpose by Soviet

[@tetragon2137]

*accidentally on purpose

[@Uli_Krosse]

"Delusions of grandeur of what Germany is now" - That's a bit rich from a Brit, LOL.

[@adamgray1753]

Seeing that French CSGO player running away from the action at about the 7:13 mark I was seriously wondering, "Is Hitler on that server? Did the Nazis come back for Round 2?".

[@kameronjones7139]

@@adamgray1753 careful you will have a bunch of french guys yelling at you for that joke

[@adamgray1753]

Funny, @@kameronjones7139.

[@johnathanedwards9054]

America is not any better in terms of delusions of grandeur, and I'm American

[@kameronjones7139]

@@johnathanedwards9054 ok....

[@Borderlines]

6:18 Cy mocking "They're both B, Cy" is top 5 most genius comedic moments in human history

[@galladeblade6001]

When they jinxed "That was fucking years ago" dem I found it amazing.

[@chrisfrank7278]

Me: sees first clip of old cache Jesus long has SovietWomble been holding out on us

[@catcs]

the old inferno as well o.o

[@AlexPT416]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmHXoaGdpqiIa9k

[@MoonGuardian866]

5:05 "So how have you been man, you alright?" "*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHH*" "So a good monday, then? " Thats such a fucking mood you dont even know. edit : timestamp fix

[@GIFT636]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGenk2ewhKiAedU

[@Predator2-7]

@@GIFT636 Silence, Spam

[@ineedpineapples]

I saw "4 days ago" and thought it said "4 years ago." I swear I'm hallucinating. Still extremely excited!

[@tuneboyz5634]

here fishy fishy :)

[@kevinkuang2292]

"grandpa, the KZbinr you followed finally released a new video!"

[@AlexPT416]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmHXoaGdpqiIa9k

[@namae6637]

When Soviet asked how yer wan is and all you hear is screaming, I felt that.

[@JoyfulStyle]

"Honey wake up, new Womble video dropped"

[@mice6545]

on 0:37 Cyanide for once actually said the truth to Womble that he wasn't the one who threw a fire bomb because if he did it would be announced on the chat box

[@punpompur]

He also told thr truth about no fall damage in a pubg video. So that makes it twice.

[@carston101]

Man, Cy sounded like he became a Muppet when the enemies were at B. Lol

[@harrysmith1711]

Soviet needs to just come right out and admit he likes Nep instead of running after her, getting shot by her and shooting her all of the time

[@CARLWHEEZER.]

who doesn't like nep?

[@Johndoe-jd]

But he has a girlfriend and it’s cyanide’s girlfriend

[@thelunchking305]

@@Johndoe-jd nep is not cyanides girlfriend

[@Johndoe-jd]

@@thelunchking305 so Soviet is trying to build a harem for sandwiches?

[@johnathanedwards9054]

@@Johndoe-jd Nope, that would be Cyanide

[@realunknown0742]

As a Polish person, I wholeheartedly enjoyed the "I feel attacked" and then the "the irony, YOU'RE the one who's being attacked" joke xD

[@arsenicflask]

as a german person, I feel attacked

[@afwhite888]

I guess the winged hussars arrived?

[@AbyssWatcher745]

@rеtаrd You're talking about WW1 right?

[@3britishweebs388]

@rеtаrd yea they were against the odds

[@claytonmerle976]

I mean... they kinda fucked themselves twice to be honest. They didn't learn from WW1 and tried to fight on multiple fronts TWICE. Honestly if they had just split Poland with Russia and kept the treaty they would have done much better against the allies.

[@krieger9253]

“ Chernobyl is in ruins” that one didn’t age so well