Randy Pobst explains how to pee in a racecar

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[@chevyon37s]

“I don’t exactly have a firehose to work with” Keepin’ it honest, Randy, I like it

[@wantapgt]

He’s being modest

[@THECOLONEL50]

He wants to make the horses feel better about themselves.

[@bryanachee7133]

he's got the nads tho!

[@seashackf1]

Think he was talkin more about pressure (to make it over seat, roll bar and out of the car). If it’s long enough to make it out, he would be in another line of work... or could operate all three pedals at once.

[@lakaiskates8064]

@@seashackf1 You're some kind of special if you think he's talking about pressure.

[@thomasvittetoe1930]

Favorite line , “I don’t have a fire hose to work with” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wantapgt]

He’s being modest

[@MrDmitriRavenoff]

Honest man to a fault.

[@Jokertuning]

No one does

[@miguelberetta7887]

That's exactly what someone with a fire hose would say

[@trevorgrasse4152]

Modest man

[@Nar01]

So Randy’s first memory was not making it home on time, resulting in him soiling himself.. No wonder he’s a race car driver. He’s determined to be faster so he can make it home on time in the future!

[@victoralley708]

It adds up

[@SplitFocus225]

Same honestly

[@strongocho]

PTSD hahahaha

[@bloodylegend0842]

Great thinking 😂

[@daverussell457]

Q: "How do you pee in a race car". Me: Walk up to the driver's window, undo your fly and let rip. Then run away, fast!

[@john_linder]

Priceless ;)

[@oliverdepauw5663]

Idk if running will help, i mean they’re in a racecar after all 🤣🤣

[@lesflynn4455]

Nice, 5 stars for originality :)

[@iamjakepaul944]

😂🤣

[@memes4life118]

GOTTA GO FAST

[@miguelberetta7887]

"I don't exactly have a fire hose to work with." That's exactly what someone with a fire hose would say

[@zackvfd9600]

pffft

[@je1540]

Randy: here's a pee story Everyone: *takes a fat leak after vid is over

[@bobasaursquared1633]

Nice, 69 likes

[@ixm2unvrz]

not just a fat leak. A high pressure fat leak. It acted as a water jet and literally cut the urinal in half

[@OjusJere]

oh hell yeah, you bet

[@ViolentMLG]

Yeah I had to piss right after this story.

[@jonathanclarke452]

@@ViolentMLG have to piss it hasn't even started yet

[@theanomalous1401]

"Let's check in with Randy Pobst, driver of the #63 Porsche Turbo on his in-car camera and get his thoughts on the extended caution. Hey Randy Pobst! You're on live with...ohhhh SHIT!

[@washingtonstatediecasts9999]

Lol

[@godawgs1344]

Hahaha

[@nutandboltguy3720]

I’d be worried the fans looking down at the track could see inside the car. Tinted windows would be nice at a time like that.

[@deadmansfire]

Pissed myself laughing while listening how Randy pissed himself

[@gdubya83]

I did to when i was a wee lad and saw the first time a dog wearing a cone around its neck to prevent scratching.

[@sergeantspeed5941]

There's a reason us truck drivers always have a Gatorade bottle around, and it's not because we forgot to throw it away!

[@victoralley708]

Plus, piss bombing four wheelers is a lot of fun...

[@Deepwaterjew]

@@victoralley708 try me, I have a brick for you.

[@matthewcomfort5894]

Way of the road bubs

[@billm7531]

The same reason I hated doing landscape work at shipping depots

[@Colt45hatchback]

I cant pee while driving. Lol no matter how bad i need to go i cant get myself to let go while im pressing the throttle. Always have to stop on the shoulder and go between the cab and the tray kerbside and do it.

[@LapoftheWorld]

Necessity truly is the mother of inventiveness.

[@michaelmeece]

Love your videos. . .

[@LapoftheWorld]

@@michaelmeece 🤜🤛😁

[@alexbeckett2148]

If I had a dollar for every time Randy Pobst said “ridin around”, I’d be rich.

[@samsonian]

The answer is: only when you’re wearing a borrowed fire suit.

[@emmanuellehuu8818]

He's a legend... because he peed creatively

[@AEO21Productions]

Neva did this while.... driving professionally.. but uhh... a friend.. once did this... a few times actually.. it was hard enough while rolling down a lonely street.. I heard.. and only got a lil bit on the door/speaker... I was told.. This guys a real pro though

[@CarsCatAliens]

I was waiting for him to say " And right as I started to relieve myself, We went green"

[@davidhadden7202]

I was too...

[@kyleo8909]

I've always said it's never good to send mother nature to voice-mail when she calls

[@MrUltraworld]

Tony Stewart crapped himself at Watkins Glenn on lap 20, and he was quite happy about it. He did decline an interview. But you do what you have to and win and all costs. And he won at all costs.

[@nocturnalmayhem0]

i bet that got uncomfortable lol

[@chevyon37s]

He also killed a kid to win, so yea. Whatever you have to do to win.

[@chloehennessey6813]

@@chevyon37s that dumbass got out of his race car and walked on a track with cars going 100+ mph on a turn. That wasn’t Tony’s fault. That kid was in his blind spot until the last millisecond.

[@Buynot]

@@chloehennessey6813 Not to mention he was wearing all black during a night race.

[@robertoarkenburg6652]

He also didn’t have to worry about angry teammates like Randy would have.

[@DVeck89]

Man I was starting to get anxious about this long yellow too

[@davidkelley751]

To quote tony stark “just like that”

[@mpk320]

imagine the race went green when he was peeing

[@herrkeks8509]

Just recently, while I was driving home, I had noticed that I needed to use the bathroom. ...not only get rid of fluids, but also solids. I was over an hour away from home, I absolutely didn’t wanted to use the Bathrooms on the Autobahn, especially with the current situation of the Virus. For the last 45 minutes I was in pain and the only thing I was able to think about was, „Will I make it to next rest area?“. When I thought I could make it, I stayed on the Autobahn. And for the last 5 ones I seriously considered stopping at a rest area that had a WC. To my advantage I was in Germany and some of the parts without a speed limit cancelled out the delays of construction zones & traffic. I barely made it home, but I made it ...and surprisingly I even managed to park my car within the lines of my parking spot.

[@maYdaY1337]

Welcome to my world. Driving the Autobahn every day for several 100km a day (600 today). It's a shame that all McDonalds have closed their restrooms. And i refuse to use those that cost money. But over the year you kinda know Autobahn-Gasstations that have free toilets. And those are usually open in these times too.

[@herrkeks8509]

@@maYdaY1337 It has definitely gotten more difficult to relief oneself on the go. I hope you didn’t have to come up with creative solutions. :) I definitely didn’t had fun that day, that’s for sure. :D

[@maYdaY1337]

@@herrkeks8509 no creative solutions required so far :D But yeah. Dünnpfiff on the Autobahn is no joke. And surely no fun :D And you don't want to torture your car too, by turning off the engine after a 200kph run.

[@herrkeks8509]

@@maYdaY1337 I‘m glad that you didn’t have to do get create. And indeed diarrhea is serious business and no joke in any location, especially everything further away than 28 mm from the next toilet. However I don’t share the problem of turning off the engine after doing 200 km/h... my car doesn’t make it to 200 km/h. :D ...jokes aside, yes that is a very valid point! Fastet was almost 190 on the Speedometer (downhill), which is probably 180 GPS. Then it instantly went from open to 100 km/h... Needless to say, my brakes had themselves a heartwarming moment. I also usually don’t like to drive fast. You just get cut off way to often and the handling isn’t the greatest over 150... 130 is absolutely perfect handling wise, 150 is fine, after that... meh, not great. For the short wheelbase that it has, it is still okay in my opinion. ...the transmission (5-speed-manual) is great though. :)

[@knifetex]

“I don’t exactly have a fire hose to work with!” - Randy Pobst. Great video!

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

I dont know about him but when I'm under stress my peepee turtles so a condom catheter wouldn't work so I'd have to wear a diaper

[@racingfuel28]

Yes, you were actually so bored that you just sat for 13 minutes listening to a guy talk about trying to figure out how to pee😂😂😂

[@DominicanSteel]

She'll be 3:01 the mountain whe she comes She'll be 3:04 the mountain when she comes She'll be 3:07 the mountain when she comes She'll be 3:16 the mountain when she comes

[@johnmangiameli]

Legend

[@blockbuster1361]

That's NASCAR for you LOL

[@ryanguthrie639]

Lmao

[@DeliciousManX]

I'm suprised racing drivers don't use a "piddle pack" system like fighter pilots do.

[@saab9251]

Speed during driver change is one of the main reasons

[@pinestheword7237]

This reminds me of being in the Middle east. Being stuck in a vehicle for 12 hours a day. The only way you can get relief is a Gatorade bottle.

[@iheartchubbybellies]

Protip for those people in this exact situation where you're needing to pee quick (say, you're stuck in a place without a public restroom): liter sized Gatorade bottle. I know my local convenience store has them for $2.59 + sales tax.

[@beautifulbeaner]

Stick in the tip and let it rip as they say

[@mikeaninger7388]

I’m right there with you brother. OEF 9/10 Kandahar.

[@boneav83]

Only Randy could make almost pissing yourself sound funny. Also, if its pit or piss, you piss, winning is winning :)

[@Ronnaferd]

If you're not first, you're last!

[@wigglepuppy]

"Lots of puddles, its wet out, standing water, a long yellow" Damn, now I need to urinate.

[@esquirep5501]

It has been nearly 20 years, but I remember being a crew member for Randy during his 2004 Rolex Grand Am run. The conversations over the team radio during the Daytona 24 with Randy on this topic still bring me a good laugh. Keeping the seat warm for your buddy brings a whole new meaning.

[@ThriveSkateboards]

"we're going around, we're going around.. and I'm like 'what is going on here?!' - Strange, I feel the same exact way watching this.

[@LEGIOXIIIG]

Randy you are a gem and absolutely hilarious man. Please PLEASE keep coming back to VinWiki to share more of your stories!

[@ryanm2700]

If peeing your pants is cool I’m Miles Davis 🤣😂🤣😂

[@rickfosnight3361]

Now that I'm in my mid 50's, I can no longer trust a fart and everytime someone mentions anything urine rela......(sorry, I had to go pee) .... a urine related word or phrase, I have to pee. And don't even get me started on the fart/shart situation!

[@bobbywelches1339]

Never gamble with a pair of underwear.

[@ethanellis9486]

Lmao I never clicked on a video so fast

[@musicnerd1023]

Whole time I'm just wondering about the poor SOB that goes to use that spray bottle for its intended purpose after Randy's "deposit".

[@racingfuel28]

Well he poured it out so it would’ve been empty. But maybe it’d have been a good prank to just leave it in there😂😂

[@Ayylmao2437]

Reminds me of pissing into a beverage bag out of an IMP in the back of a LAV 6

[@kurtbarrett6785]

Holy hell! Talk about hilarious and downright awful at the same time! I imagine that anyone over thirty has run into the, gotta go right damn now issue at some point and knows how not friggin good it is! That kinda panic is bad enough but in a race car... in the middle of a race!... Damn, I can't begin to imagine! The only plus I see to that situation... It wasn't #2!!!

[@henrycollins2478]

This is official the best title of a vinwiki video

[@djsonicc]

* Driver that was behind Randy when he was emptying the bottle now watching this years later *: Oooh....Ohhh THAT's what it was

[@robertbmwsmitty4200]

He said hung like a field mouse 🐁.

[@curtr.5083]

Randy Pobst stories are just the best.

[@ungabunga3513]

I just remember when James from doughnut said I’m going to piss just for Nolan

[@unity__3829]

Lighting lightning lightning lightning lightning lightning lightning lightning lightning lightning

[@prestonspencer6094]

My miata got hrsprs and pop up up and down headlights!!!

[@ruaridhhepburn6879]

“But that’s an aside” with one sentence Randy deconstructs the entire channel. 😂

[@haydencasteel635]

13.mins to say he pees in a bottle, what every dad makes you do on a road trip

[@andrewlink5113]

when you close your eyes this guy kinda sounds like bill nye 😂

[@SIXPACFISH]

"I didn't exactly have a fire hose to work with". Never let it be said that Randy isn't honest.

[@Dan.Solo.Chicago]

I had a similar experience as a kid. I couldn’t get my overalls off in time.

[@TheM16fan]

Til this day I thought endurance race would some sort of catether, like we divers use in our drysuits. Today I found out they don't.

[@chevyon37s]

Most of them just go ahead and piss in their suits

[@jamskatelake]

They do for baja

[@mohammedhafiz1454]

7:20. You're welcome

[@Rm-mz5cn]

Ty

[@heokimisaac9636]

Awesome videonas always vinwiki! 👍🏻👍🏻 I was wondering if ed bolian did a vinwiki video of how ed became a car enthusiast

[@noway_josue28]

OH MAN WHAT A LEGEND!!!!! I am sure he wasnt the only driver doing this. I guarantee more drivers were pissing in their bottle lol. What an amazing story! Lol.

[@deejayyy1681]

As a truck driver who's done some creative reliving of myself I found this extra hilarious 🤣😆😂😄

[@skylersampsell716]

I was on the toilet peeing when this showed up on my suggested. Guess I'll be here for awhile.

[@brandenjones192]

I fucking love the stories randy has to tell😂

[@Danofcanada]

He's a legend.

[@dragonbrownies517]

I love this guy! He needs a youtube channel.

[@justacoupleofkids320]

He has a KZbin channel...

[@andrewapjohn6084]

Its honestly weird af hearing a grown man say " I have to Pee-Pee again." 😂😂😂

[@harrybayes8617]

GET TO THE POINT!! This should have been a 3 min vid!! Who TF is this giggly screwball? He sure does love to hear himself talk but I can't handle this any longer. I no longer care about the subject!! OMG!!

[@c_b8s4]

"Today at school I peed in my pants! Then I sat in my pee pants all day long!"

[@jda79]

That has got to be the funniest story I've heard on here

[@VanekLarson]

Getting famous off of comments day 235, so I can live the dream, live every day like it’s your last🤙🚀🤙

[@emmanuellehuu8818]

Congrats on your liv8ng the dream... youre so interesting

[@relaxingmusic-fv5cq]

@@emmanuellehuu8818 lol actually he makes some decent content

[@paulchilders9969]

I'm 43 and I have IBS-D. Brown alert has taken on a whole new meaning. There is not a race track in the world with a pit lane close enough.

[@ryanmorgan2603]

Just curious shouldn't you have already had your depends on?? If your 10th at 42 huh oh never mind that along ago they didnt have depends😁just saying 😜😁😁

[@shananagans5]

How do you go during a long race? Depends.

[@TheDuckumz]

Hate to say it but if it came down to that situation and i didnt have the bottle i would pee in the suit. I mean how many times you going to get a chance to run that race, and everyone knows its cool to pee your pants ;)

[@TheHiddenAgendaMedia]

How to without getting out of bed is more suspense then in a race car I'm doing that now...............Yep damn I'm earlly. Love VinWiki!

[@motherhorsefucker]

I had a buddy who could do this driving. Opened the a door just a crack, not a drop anywhere, it was impressive to see. He learned because he didn't want to stop when driving drunk and have a cop see him pissing. I had a buddy who could do this.

[@me005003]

What if you have to shit??? That would be the in car camera I'd like to see from the car behind you. The door opens & looks like you're rolling tootsie rolls out on the track.

[@alexschmidt3692]

This is great. I love his enthusiasm of telling this story 😂

[@GopherM]

It could have been worse. You could have been using Mr. Johnson and had the green flag wave.

[@JoseMedina-hs9st]

I have a friend that is a security guard and where he works there is no bathrooms So one day he need to take a number 2 And what he did he got a bag Wet in his car pull down his Underwear crouch and took a dump inside his car He said that his car smelled like poop for a week

[@cjparrott]

i had to pause the video to go pee....

[@chevyon37s]

Last time I was this early, it was still cool to proclaim being early.

[@GC-kw1gq]

My sister worked her way to the stage at a Bruce Springsteen concert. Had to pee & wet her pants instead of loosing her place, She wrote a story about it for a People Magazine contest & won. Prize was giving out an award at the Grammys alongside Ringo Starr She said Tingo was a real asshole

[@christopherv.carmona5453]

The race is 1st priority outta everything 😂

[@ajw828]

Oh man that makes me miss the old Speedvision channel...

[@calsurflance5598]

A friend of my son’s , had to poop while flying in a MH 60 Black hawk helicopter. He crapped in his helmet bag then threw it out the door. It struck the tail rotor. When they landed, he had to wash the Hilo. Truly the shit hit the fan!

[@mikematthews31]

Best comment on here. Lol

[@kirstenspencer3630]

That would be surfactant Randy, " surface active agent ". Breaks the water tension.

[@RubberSideDown2]

7:15 he gets to the title. Good story but for us that clicked for the answer. You're welcome Edit: spoiler (piss jug) same as anyone on a long drive who doesn't want to stop

[@Jordan.Is.Novice]

Randy, condom cathader and run hose where you need to. SCUBA people in dry suits use this for long dives.

[@marcnobel3938]

Ha Ha Ha - Funny story and great Video! Is that the young Christian Menzel in the picture with Randy? Funny that two race drivers from one team are doing now both Hot Laps for a Car Magazine on KZbin. What a lucky coincidence.

[@nickTeeKaystrickland]

Hearing a grown man repeatedly say 'pee pee' is rough....

[@spooler7828]

Classic, always carry a spare plastic bottle in the car.

[@unity__3829]

That just unneeded weight gain, press the floor panel of the driver down into a divot almost, and drill a hole in the middle, so the piss goes down the drain hole AND with the hole you drill out, its weight reduction, so win win

[@almfundpolice6917]

Ask Tony Stewart at Watkins Glen. Stomach flu was complaining when he aid "never mind" won the race but had to shower and change before going to victory lane.

[@drurybryan]

Love Randy's stories. Definitely one of my favorite story tellers!

[@chickenman4080]

For those of you wondering about what he did Bear Grylls

[@AndrewHarmsArtwork]

Over 2 hours on yellow?! Wtffff

[@rino1901]

I have a trucker's bladder meaning that I don't realise I have to pee until I stand up I don't like after I stand up I could fill up like to get Gatorraid bottle

[@racerboy2212]

Catheter and a bag, for the real die hard! 😂

[@chevyon37s]

Nah. Most guys just piss in their suit. Even Danica Patrick openly admits to it.

[@racerboy2212]

@@chevyon37s So unfortunate

[@aunmohammad241]

This page deserve at least 10 mil subscribers

[@srvmotoman]

No soapy wooder (yeah from Chris Fix) bottle, then piss my pants it is. You always go for the win!

[@milkmacdonald3992]

4:34 When I was a kid they never cared about lighting!! Now they clear the whole stand which is good im sure its good!!!! Hahahaha that hot me

[@Jfunkey]

Always been a fan of Randy! He better have more stories like that because I suspect he's gonna become a popular favorite.

[@dustinmiller7278]

As fast as I clicked on this I have to ask myself why am I so fascinated about peeing in a race car

[@scottmcgregor2757]

I've drank 18 beers in the stands in Vegas under the sun. Never needed to take a piss that whole race. Lol

[@josephgeorge2385]

Why does this sound like that dude in blue's dad or him in his 40's?

[@danm3973]

This was gold

[@StickPeopleAndPuff]

_Danica Patrick dislikes this method_

[@TeamStevers]

I want a ten episode documentary on his life

[@robertbodell7221]

"up to that day"

[@SternDrive]

Reminds me of 1974 when as a 23 year old rooky semi driver. I was climing a long hill and dropping gears in my 13 speed, when my co-driver Pete climbed out of the bunk. We had a brand new Kenworth Cabover, and Pete says, "Darn, I gotta' pee!" Well, the next truck stop was 20 miles down the road, and I didn't want to stop on that big hill with a heavy load. Pete says, "No problem, just keep driving." And he sat sideways in the jump seat, opened the door, and peed out the door. I was kinda' concerned that old Pete would fall out of that tall cherry picken' Kenworth, but I think Pete had done this before.

[@SoilentGr33n]

Lots of desert racers use catheters. They either route a grommet through the floor of the car (i wouldn't) or just pee on the floor and it'll drain through the holes. Ivan Stewart peed on the starting line once and a mechanic freaked out "WE'RE LOSING FLUIDS" so he dipped his finger in it and took a good sniff to know what fluid it was.