We Ranked The World's Favorite Animals | Chuckle Sandwich

[@bigguy6115]

We did it boys. Tucker's mic quality is finally better than schlong's 🙏

[@saturnal]

Only a couple of episodes to go until Ted & Schlatt are moderating for the Tucker podcast

[@darkdollar4000]

"schlong's" 💀

[@labeastmode25]

@@saturnalfinally the podcast can be good

[@saturnal]

​@@labeastmode25 Tucker Sandwich here we come

[@redronin8288]

@@saturnal tuckle sandwich?

[@mostusedbyfar]

Schlatt has the coziest audio quality there's ever been.

[@GaxReviews]

Schlatt giving us webcam audio is so cozy

[@qt9041]

he’s cozy as hell😡

[@mostusedbyfar]

@@qt9041 who's sayig he isn't?

[@Zant1920]

Sckit is so cozy

[@qt9041]

@@mostusedbyfar i was mimicking the way he yelled it in the intro lol

[@blazeunderscore]

I love how Ted's opinion of an animal is almost solely based on how many fun facts he knows about it

[@saturnal]

"I've heard some horrible allegations about Pigeons, but they've always been cool to ME, soo... " - unethical human Ted Negative

[@Thiccremoch162]

Unironically I’d love to see a tier list for like, mythological creatures, Cryptids, and/or prehistoric creatures

[@bavuh1249]

quite unethical to rank ones kin

[@smeetsnoud1]

Forehead Fables had a nice one on cryptids!

[@Xcooldude1]

wendigoon collab

[@hurrdurr7861]

​@@Xcooldude1Oh hell yeah, that would be actually awesome

[@Dreamycast]

Truly the perfect podcast duo, Ted brings the silky smooth voice, the good looks, intelligence, large phallus and charm, while Jschlatt brings the mustache.

[@chilly_dog8686]

And the gun

[@cheesegoblin8850]

Kim Kitsuragi and Harry Du bois

[@Robocrab-td8dr]

One is insane and the other is slightly more sane

[@rattfish]

schlatt brings the liability

[@sycoplays1237]

And the chops

[@kibi3072]

“People idolize killers all the time” “…like who?” “Barack Obama” Took me out 😭💀 Schlatt is on his schlatt game in this episode

[@neverroll]

i love how the whole baboon arguement started with schlatt complaining how baboons arent on the list and it ends with "lets put baboon in A and call it a day" i fucking gutbusted and felt lobotomized

[@jo_sco]

10 seconds into the pod and schlatt is already yelling... Ahh chuckle sandwich

[@Lilhunnybuns]

To whom it may concern- It has been 565 days since the last chuckle dungeon.

[@mariewells6861]

😭😭😭

[@riley6767]

😔

[@saturnal]

The prophecy...

[@nathanelwood7632]

I cry

[@maddiedoes3571]

if ted keeps showing up and fighting charlie i don't see how they could do another one tbh /hj

[@bungacowa3851]

So nice of "Skunk" and "Toucan" and Tucker to rank their meals

[@snoppys1]

ted venison

[@PNWMan]

Recently met Ted at a Fred Meyer! He was so nice, jammed a squirrel down my throat and curb stomped my shins. Great guy and would highly recommend approaching him! ❤

[@alitem3364]

I love schlatt shouting how he's cozy as hell truly embodies the coziness at hand

[@thomaslewis247]

Ted and Tucker absolutely Gaslighting Schlatt when talking about national animals was insane LMAOO

[@saturnal]

Gaslit AND mogged? What are we coming to people (Edit: corrected verb tense, don't want to gaslight with grammer)

[@halvanjoe8566]

@@saturnalgogged

[@Sopsy_Hallow]

i dont even think they gaslit him, atleast intentionally. ted asked if it was the national bird and then kept talking about national birds, schlatt then started freaking out about them talking about national birds instead of national animals

[@boopinoop4545]

@@Sopsy_HallowI’m still so confused on why schlatt was getting mad in the first place as if they weren’t talking about national birds in the first place 😂 Edit: so I watched it back and it seems like schlatt thinks that countries just a national animal and not specific categories like national birds or mammals

[@rileyvg2]

@@boopinoop4545 probably because the US having a national mammal is sort of a new concept, think it started in like 2017 that the Bison was named the National Mammal before that it was just the Bald Eagle as the national animal.

[@catsarefancy9053]

It’s hilarious how we’re slowly getting to see more and more of Tucker’s apartment

[@Vunar360]

Schlatt’s set is the most cozy for sure

[@Super-es7xp]

There’s too much empty space for teds to feel cozy

[@mostusedbyfar]

his '99 actions are not as cozy though

[@praeposter]

this is the perfect podcast to dissect squirrels to

[@Onyx_cat2]

Are you saying this out of experience?

[@Katherineeeeeeeeeeee]

Retweet girly

[@Fizzab12]

YOU DO THAT TOO?!?

[@FieldAgent-D]

​@@Katherineeeeeeeeeeeecan I have a bite

[@Katherineeeeeeeeeeee]

@@FieldAgent-D yes ofc bb

[@spencerlee4410]

i loved the part where Ted emotionally manipulated Schlatt and used his childhood memories of his bearded dragon against him. Classic Ted!

[@aniyilator]

Love that guy

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

I truly love how much more prevalent tucker becomes with every passing episode. It almost makes me glad he gave Ted and Schlatt that bomb.

[@panypo7211]

I’d love to see a tier list of monsters but like in a smash, marry, kill kinda way. I feel like schlatt would have mixed feelings about Big Foot.

[@saucenoodle6563]

I love listening to schlatt drunkly ramble, brings me back to the times when my dad would beat me❤

[@abbyrose9601]

WHAT-

[@drewbrew444]

Schlugg getting drunk and yelling "THE NATIONAL ANIMAL" was me at thanksgiving

[@ThatGuyMikey1]

As a Louisiana dweller, I can confirm that I too dissected an owl pellet in elementary school. My kindergarten teacher also had us watch a live stream of an owl sit on its eggs and feed the babies once they hatch. We tuned into the stream about once every week and we started calling it “Owl Day.” Also, I used to read Warrior Cats and they are *still* being written to this day (if I recall correctly). It’s crazy.

[@droidcat8358]

Tucker's facial expressions are so delightful. He always looks elated our so incredibly upset

[@droidcat8358]

2nd thought: Platypus is S teir. That it is any lower than A at least is a crime. They are awsome. They are bioluminescent. They have pisonous ancle barbs. They can close all their holes to go under water. They are egg laying mammals. Their fur is water proof. They are adorable

[@Tomtainius]

Can't wait to see 'The Ultimate Chuckle Sandwich Tier List Video Tier List' episode next!

[@chilly_dog8686]

All F tier except the Markiplier episode

[@Stella.22g]

​@@chilly_dog8686wait what markiplier was here wtf

[@violetc9540]

​@Stella.gs22 they had him on a while ago, back when Charlie was still on the pod, but the episode was only up for like 30 mins before they took it down because of several... incidents.

[@chilly_dog8686]

@@violetc9540 some say the Markiplier incident of '22 is what led to "Charles" getting the silly package in the mail.

[@Goober7089]

I’m surprised jschlatt is not on this tier list especially after what he did in ‘99

[@saturnal]

Emotional rollercoaster of an episode, S-tier for sure. When Schlatt opened up about the manitees I think we all experienced some catharsis - & most importantly, we got through it together 🫂

[@falconfire29]

23:29 I love how Ted calls Tucker a dope, like a dad right out of the 50s

[@averydotavi]

Hey Laugh Hoagie, love you guys' work. Schlatt seems so cozy and Tucker is, as always, cherubic. Ted is.

[@crow_of_judgment]

Ted is.

[@mostusedbyfar]

Ted is.

[@Finetales]

Ted is.

[@Xeroc_]

Ted is?

[@crow_of_judgment]

@@Xeroc_ Ted is.

[@ryantale]

this is the perfect poscast to ponder on jschlatt's mic quality that is comparable to the sound of the damned souls of hell screaming in unison.

[@MrCatzWiiU]

THIS FIGHT OVER THE BALD EAGLE HAS ME CRYING OML

[@dmitri-yc2gb]

"What is that, a turkey?" "That's a lobster."

[@PhoenixFire2]

"Schlatt" and Ted never fail to make me scream in terror when they appear on-screen

[@leilanisummers1085]

we just really like hearing you guys talk in general and during the tier lists we get to hear so much about your opinions and i love it

[@GOAK_1]

Tucker being unrestrainingly violent to Schtall gave me whiplash

[@puppy2745]

holy moly tucker pulling out the dragonology book unlocked a memory i started crying i love this podcast with all my heart and soul

[@dove-o-war]

42:11 DRAGONOLOGH WAS THE BEST THING AT SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR! That deep cut made me so happy, and seeing Tucker pull it out solidified him as the goat to me

[@sirboinkerton3677]

I think Tuckers vibe has an underrated coziness that was completely disrespected

[@deadberrry_6387]

im glad you guys are cozy because i haven’t been cozy since schlock’s escapades in 99

[@cameronpeck6507]

Reminds me of when schlatt “mogged” my entire family back in ‘99. Great pod as always

[@saturnal]

Back then we didn't even have a word for it, so we just didn't talk about it 🤷

[@ic236]

Fun fact: Puffins have the iconic orange on the beak only during breeding season

[@eyespliced]

Pigeons deserve to be in S tier. They are fully domesticated animals we basically abandoned in the last 75-100 years when they were no longer useful to us. But they've been with us since the annals of recorded history, and deserve our respect and frankly adoration.

[@smoonycoops844]

the first ten seconds summarises absolutely perfectly the entire dynamic of this podcast and its possibly my fav thing ever

[@DeathsWhistle]

It's been awhile since i have seen Schlatt fake cry. Love to see it ❤

[@earthrainfire5614]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while feeling cozy

[@jenni9902]

Cozy moggers

[@C_R105]

"I could sleep Ted and Schlatt at the same" -Slime for the next 58 years

[@Bodoko]

schlatt is def the most cozy here and always has been the most cozy

[@1_evi]

Tucker’s such a great podcast addition ❤

[@Pyray]

42:02 core memory unlocked, holy mother of christ, thats a thowback

[@personlol705]

The Lanky Kong reference was a deep cut😂 That theme song was iconic!

[@blahtothemfblah4932]

Dude! I was obcessed with the Warrior series by Erin Hunter! The author is actually three different people and they did several series for other animals as well. I still think about the brave Fireheart and his journey with the four clans frequently.

[@music4laur]

a classic series indubitably

[@saturnal]

The author is three different people?? Now THAT'S something to write about, most people are just one

[@blahtothemfblah4932]

@@saturnal Erin Hunter is a pen name for three people collaborating on the stories, and I don't know if this correct but I believe I remember reading that a few of those authors have changed throughout the different series as well.

[@artificial..]

I fucking hate this podcast so much 🩷 I cry and scream in terror when I see the hosts faces

[@thecringygamer_4656]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while driving through a whiteout

[@bubbabones66]

Chuckle sandwich never fails to bring out my inner beast

[@pomuhgranate4232]

the manky Kong community is ecstatic that you fine gentlemen have found and spread awareness about the great HOO.

[@cyber_nuggets8302]

The funny thing is everything JStache said about bearded dragons could be used to describe pigeons.

[@blueberrypancake3613]

Every time I see “schlatt” in a thumbnail, I instantly start crying and violently shaking. He is truly terrifying

[@lillyocarroll]

AI is truly incredible at bringing him back to life with all his terrifying beauty.

[@Brie.s]

@@lillyocarroll I really thought when ‘he’ got executed on the 24th of October 2023 for ‘his’ many war crimes in 1999, that it was all over. 😢 You’re so right, It’s just amazing to see ‘Schlatt’ so realistically rendered 💐 🕊️ 💕

[@dumbdogg390]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while edging

[@redxp0p]

I would love to see you guys do a reptile/amphibian tier list since y’all seem to love all of them so much

[@moss.kurtis]

haven't finished the episode yet but I already feel like "Schl" is gonna treat the animals as if they were trading cards

[@hm_lenny]

This is the perfect podcast to mog people to

[@VD1461]

Chuckle sandwich once again here to ruin my day!!! I look forward to next week

[@DatTrashCat]

im watching this on my birthday and its probably my fav ep so far. i have laughed so much that i keep trying to like the vid but ive already liked it lmao

[@aaronmorales6122]

The owl pellets unlocked a memory for me

[@pebpebpebble]

weird how Ted Venison isnt in this list considering how he tore my ribcage open like a bear last week at the local Culver's ❤❤ thanks Ted

[@stephen42007]

Did not expect schlatt to call out my weird, obscure favorite childhood puffin cereal by name but here we are

[@bambii-_]

Ted. Schlatt & Tucker never fail to spread me wide open and fill me with content 🥰

[@AssortedCheese]

As a Canadian, I’m with Tucker on the puffins lmao… Nova Scotia and Newfoundland/Labrador in Canada have puffins all over the coast and they’re amazing

[@alexbassett6967]

can confirm the elementary school owl obsession also extended to the northwest

[@caseyhamm4292]

ik this is about real animals but when ted dropped that ‘dragon guide from the scholastic book fair’ it unlocked an endemic ancestral memory in my brain. core memory revealed. seven year old me was so thoroughly flabbergasted by that book

[@stefanigomez4241]

“this isn’t the yard.” 😭😭😭😭😂

[@ttv_beefchild5967]

As someone who grew up in California, we did learn a shit ton about owls- and we dissected it

[@handysharkgames]

I just finished eating an entire container of Playdough

[@Unspecified.]

Not that difficult, I’ve eaten seven already. You have to get those numbers up

[@clownbeetle]

not even 10 seconds in and schat is already screaming. gonna be a good episode

[@here2play760]

That lil win schlatt had at 22:30 was slick lmao

[@prettyspooky]

Chuckle sandwich is the best podcast to listen to while you’re listening to chuckle sandwich

[@1_evi]

You guys should rank your favorite guests you’ve had on

[@Battofc1986]

Ted singing the DK rap and Schlatt being completely clueless, plus the whole mankey kong thing makes me realize how fucking long it has been since those games released. DK Country and DK 64 is peak 90's gaming.

[@stickskinny1266]

This was so off the rails I loved it. Red panda at D tier is a crime tho, they were always my favorite as a child

[@loganbuchanan9968]

When ever I read Jschlatts name change in the description every week it gives me life

[@AKSwater]

I've never felt more represented in media as when Ted started geeking out about his love of dragons and the reign of fire movie. Mathew McConaugh, Christian Bale, and Gerard Butler at their peak

[@saturnal]

The title works as a sublimely clever pun - referring both to the 'reign' of the dragons over humanity, AND the 'rains' down in Africa

[@boops8661]

I love pigeons so seeing Ted make them go into S was a blessing

[@BusDayHeadz]

Schlatt is 100% the coziest person to ever be on this podcast.

[@pineapple_the_turtle]

In second grade my teacher gave everyone in our class a webkins and I didn’t know what they were, I was just happy to get a stuffed animal and I also got the Red eyed Tree frog and love that thing so much!

[@Boonesman]

I like Jschlatt introducing the internet term of the week to every group he's a part of, this also happens in Sleep Deprived videos.

[@akwhit3107]

Tucker was getting so frustrated with the chimps😂

[@MankyKong7]

19:10 literally me

[@sillywillywillysilly]

this is the perfect podcast to check if my headphones are partially unplugged to

[@crow_of_judgment]

I remember what "Schluckk" did to those defenseless puppies back in '99

[@NikkiAllen-n6n]

Chuckle Sandwich always fails to make me laugh

[@solofdragons6446]

The fact that there's another ADHDer who's obsessed with owls.. My goodness. My jaw dropped when Ted mentioned the Guardians of Ga'Hoole. I read all 14 books in the span of maybe 6 months when I was 11. To this day I still love owls. My favourites are the Barn Owls, tyto alba.

[@razorsharpplays2619]

"You pop'em on your shoulder and then you got a fuckin' ancient dinosaur just chillin' there" - Schlatt, this has to be one of the best Schlatt out of context quotes 😂

[@saturnal]

I legitimately couldn't tell if he was talking about the lizard or the pigeon at that point

[@razorsharpplays2619]

@@saturnal Same lol

[@aniyilator]

The Warrior Cats series is still my favorite, I absolutely love the Erin Hunter writers

[@walterhartwellwhite5587]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to in my little goon cave and edge to

[@tr2697]

next time you're in LA you should go to the aquarium of the pacific. They have a puffin enclosure and they swim around real fast

[@caitlynsnavely4904]

Chuckle sandwich is the best podcast to listen to after listening to every yard episode multiple times

[@thatwaterriver3824]

THIS IS SO REAL

[@lachlanstaunts]

That "national animal" argument was the most painful thing to watch ever. Schlatt was talking about the bald eagle being the national ANIMAL of the US, and Ted was the one who randomly started talking about national birds. Schlatt was making total sense the entire time.

[@jamespadgett2537]

I’ve watched this episode so many times just for that part, it’s so funny when he says “THE BALD EAGLE!!!!” 😂

[@lachlanstaunts]

@@jamespadgett2537 It’s probably one of the best Schlatt moments. The podcast is at its funniest when Schlatt gets mad over the smallest things! B A L D E A G L E!!!!!

[@spaceygamez]

I love listening to this podcast during the weekly burnings at the stake

[@finnscribner363]

57:18 holy shit man that was one of my favorite book series

[@varietytea5331]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while sitting in the ER:)

[@jare114]

Get better!

[@SeanMaddenBMX]

Dont Get better!

[@m23829]

This is by far the most unhinged tier list

[@Jalkinens]

Sleep deprived never fails to...wait what?