My FIRST & LAST Cooking Video: Kong Pao Chicken 🐔

[@RealRanton]

MAKE THIS RECIPE AND THEN TAG ME ON INSTA WITH YOUR LIVE REACTION! If its bad, I block you instagram.com/realranton

[@davidmoh175]

😂😂 well then....

[@forsakenafterlife4585]

Wir brauchen mehr davon, Bin so gestorben beim Video. Hab so laut gelacht das meine Nachbarn einen Backstein durch mein Fenster geworfen haben, nur um zu hören worüber ich lache. Like von mir und vom Nachbarn.

[@blauerpelikan]

gōng bǎo jīdīng

[@red-o7]

If the reaction is bad, or the dish?

[@ade9597]

My man, Pappa Franku would be proud of you if you'd start doing sketches similar to his!

[@shankypanky8879]

Honestly this is the best thing Anton has ever made. 7/10

[@Joythewitcher]

Good one

[@L00ww]

it was ok 6/10

[@Wolfeen]

Great story and world building. 7/10

[@onejediboi]

It’s a masterpiece 8/10

[@maagi1]

I'd give it a solid 9/10. If you add open world, it will get 10/10 from me.

[@pyrenagi]

I love how he can do the most amazing acrobatic feats a human can do but is fighting for his life when oil spritzes his arm

[@MyNameBEGrey]

I've gotten spritzed once with oil whipping up some fries, I know I'll be fighting for my life too if it happens again

[@shampoobottle306]

that shit is terrifying bro

[@raggedyhaggity250]

😂😂 wahman here. ranton fighting for his life and its not even half an inch of oil he just shallow frying. i'd be praying for sofia patience if man tried deep frying lmaooo

[@siamzero9480]

@@MyNameBEGrey Tell me you guys never worked in a kitchen, without telling me you have worked in a kitchen. You guys are weak

[@Varsocona]

Treat her right, Ranton. Cause if she leaves you I'm not sure you'd be able to get instant noodles out of the cup.

[@OtaQ]

Sad but very true.

[@noxealga]

First time I’ve given someone their 1000th like on a comment lol

[@BaggyB266]

xD

[@chessfan10]

Savage

[@karmachameleon3268]

This has to get a series please. It‘s hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@mrsoisauce9017]

All in favor of a Ranton cooking series, say Aye

[@lisaj1615]

Aye! It’s just way too funny to just have one video 😂

[@kostasmira2933]

He did the mistake and posted a video like this.😂

[@michaelwesten4624]

haha fam no cap dab dab dab lmao

[@pruthvirajshinde9991]

Great ..now he's never making it again . I remember saying something similar on his podcasts ...and guess what happened

[@nottheonlysinner]

Your wife is a saint to put up with you bro lmao

[@matthieusaade3616]

She's soooooo patient man , more patient that I'll ever be

[@tofuteh2348]

@@asicveg a bit much to be assuming so much about their relationship based on a shitpost cooking video

[@rickydawg8152]

@@asicvegu don’t know anything

[@Chef.Sinatra]

@@asicveg have you married?

[@Blag_Cog]

I'm sure she had just surrendered to the idea that the food is wasted regardless so its just about capturing the madness at this point.

[@TalkToHand]

alternative title: ranton enters a kitchen for the first time

[@MNGman28]

Ranton have a sexy wife😂

[@aZnStar93]

a quick shoutout to Sofia for keeping Ranton alive. That man behaves like he is on a different planet when he enters the kitchen

[@rafacastillo9611]

And when he talks about martial arts, and when reviewing videogames...

[@oliwurst6469]

Kitchen? What is a kitchen? 😂😂

[@punishedlemon]

1- to avoid oil jumping around, you can hover the lid above the pan in a tilted manner, like using it as a shield, but be sure to just hover above the pan because if you cover the pan or get to close then there will be steam build up inside and that will make the oil a lot more jumpy. 2- to avoid touching the chicken, you can pour the premade sauce into a zip bag for food, put the chicken in there as well and seal it, then shake and beat the package to complete the marinade. 3- to avoid having chili peppercorns in the dish, you can use chili peppercorn oil instead, same numbness and flavor without peppercorn getting in your mouth.

[@stefanjasovic2311]

Inb4 you cant see nothing from the lid? And if the lid is glass water will condensate on it and you wont see anything anyway? Im not into cooking so Im actually curious would this be a problem

[@dreamcrusher112]

@@stefanjasovic2311 no it is fine.

[@fahkinel]

All of this makes the ancestors sad

[@punishedlemon]

@@stefanjasovic2311 key word is tilted, that way you will know where the condensate water be located because gravity, and easy to make sure the droplets drop outside of the pan. if you want to see what's going on in the pan, just move your neck or move the lid out of sight for a sec but usually there's no need to see unless you still stirring. i'm no chef and i mainly cook for me, sometimes for kid and wife, so i wing it a lot during cooking, i just use whatever is close and whichever be convenient. just lotta common sense and try to have fun. nothing is worse than following steps techniques recipes etc doing it all rigidly, it will instantly become a chore.

[@punishedlemon]

​@@fahkinel ancestors abandoned me long ago when they realized i dont use wok or rice cooker and only use silicone spatula

[@bastiwen]

I get you Anton, I personally love cooking but I HATE having dirty and/or sticky hands. And props to Sofia for being able to tolerate you in the kitchen haha

[@demeter-the-great]

Agreed. Just wear gloves. Wash/sanitize with alcohol in between touching things like raw chicken/beef/eggs and you’re golden.

[@TerminatedAccount.]

Thanks Ranton I can't wait for Kong Pao Chicken part 2

[@reddjustaguy1598]

Awright guys for real… let us genuinely thank Sophia for keeping our boy Ranton fed and alive.

[@shuraeditz27]

Real

[@Zigeuninja]

I like how you're doing more variety content again. I like your game reviews but these are really entertaining too.

[@johnnieboy66]

"...she has the right to choose...what to cook." LOL!!!

[@josephl447]

Some useful 宫爆鸡丁 tips: 1. When marinating the chicken, add everything else but the starch, leave it for 20 minutes and then add the starch literally like 10-20 seconds before you put it in the pan. This makes it softer and less chewy 2. Cut the chicken pieces small enough, otherwise the sauce won't marinate optionally. You should be looking for really small cubes. This will also help the chicken become less chewy when cooked. 3. As for adding water to the sauce, I like to add hot water from a freshly boiled kettle - this will reduce the amount of bubbles you get in the sauce, and it breaks down the starch better so you don't end up with any loose granules. Good job magladoni! ❤

[@matheloesungen]

uncle roger needs to see this.

[@stefangreen3770]

If Ranton and Uncle Roger was to average collab I think the world would explode

[@AfferbeckBeats]

He would be raging about his lack of owning a wok!

[@LPDoubletimewithCanneloni]

Absolutely !

[@HeLL_StaLLion]

I was about to write a comment about that, but some fellow nephew already did this, fuiyoooh ❤

[@JustinTotino]

I don’t he could handle the chaos, haha

[@ramesses8887]

Ranton's mom - Hey Sofia do you want to have kids someday? Sofia - I've got Anton!

[@Accidental.Creation]

Bro looks so lost in the kitchen, lmao. His wife has to be the most calm person in this world for not killing him in that video 😂

[@stefanjasovic2311]

When he didnt know where the tap / sink is I was like 👀 XD

[@coolekoen66]

I used to eat gongbaojiding all the time when I lived in Mianyang near Chengdu. I still think about the food in the tiny restaurants there. I think your recipe is so much closer to it than anything I have found on the internet. It looks just right😂 LETS EAAAAAAAT

[@Elurin]

I was going to write just about the exact same thing! I lived in Chengdu in 2015 and there was this little shop in the Jinnui district close to my apartment - it was great! The only major difference is that the shop used a Ton more red chillis (chopped and dried) and diced yellow onion. But I agree, Ranton's version is more authentic than 95% of what you see on youtube.

[@johnruiz7254]

This HAS to be a series please ranton

[@ashrafayman7972]

That was the best cooking video ive ever seen, Gordon Ramsey doesn't even come close.

[@saitamasaitama1865]

"It's gonna spritz" 🤣 never seen a video of this guy before but his accent is killing me

[@jesus171]

I for the love of god never thought I would save a Ranton video in my cooking playlist

[@titaochen5249]

Just the thought of Ranton in the kitchen acting chaotic already cracks me up

[@aadipie]

Become a cooking channel now, authentic shaolin cooking. Ezy 10 mil

[@Alteronx]

We are going to need more of these videos from you, and that's a must

[@JahaTheButt]

You are as skilled as kungfu as you suck at cuisine,and that was fun af to watch,you need to make more recipes videos now!😂

[@hermitdelirus7065]

Hearing Sofia say a motherlike "Ranton..." at 9:47 made me understand I have two wolves inside of me and both are in this video

[@shuraeditz27]

Mrs.Ranton is the reason Ranton is still alive this guy will burn himself and the kitchen lmao

[@gerardfarresfranch7242]

Now we need Uncle Roger to rate this!!! Also seeing the Megalodoni do something he is uncomfortable is honestly mostest hilariousest!

[@ignoto2010]

no chinese knife, no wok.. it's not a good start 😂 but I bet Uncle Roger would rate it well, especially because he promoted MSG 👀

[@AlexKS1992]

There’s going to be a lot of haiyas in that video.

[@DaveVaderify]

That defeated "oh mein gott, anton..." got me.

[@dam89394]

Defenitely going to try this, love your content man 🖤, been a fan for years

[@RobbelRoot]

Me before: I hate cooking videos Me after: More!

[@tahunuva4254]

"I don't cook much because it would be considered abuse"

[@jonipotato9763]

We need more of this PLEASE 😭

[@CaptainHawkins]

Anton afraid of sticky chicken and gets lost in his own kitchen. 7/10

[@matthieusaade3616]

He's never been there before this video 😂😂😂😂

[@ErebosGR]

mf didn't even know where the sink is.

[@AccentedCinema]

"Where is the sink...?" - Ranton

[@remuvs]

Rantoni wrapping his arm to avoid the oil splashing is relatable.

[@yasielromero8236]

I laughed so much. How the fuck is this man so charismatic 🤣

[@daka5645]

Sometimes I go half a year without watching a Ranton video. Then when I watch one again I feel like I can't go another day without one

[@mullac1992]

There is something so inspiring about watching a warrior monk terrified of a pan.

[@Dck140]

Da hat die einzige Kochshow mit realistischen Maßstäben ja ernstzunehmende Konkurrenz bekommen

[@justconen8952]

DEKMRM

[@sydneyalbrecht6456]

Fehlen die Toast Hawaii Videos

[@justconen8952]

Hätte nicht gedacht das sich diese 2 communities überschneiden 😅🤣🤣

[@jeraldjavier1586]

This Video has made my day. Thank you Chef Rantoni.

[@MistaSL]

MORE COOKING VIDEOS PLEASE THIS WAS SO GOOOOOD!!!

[@Nexus74566]

Some of the best moments on your channel are you and your wife. this was hilarious!!

[@pm-5565]

Before you know this kickstarts a 6 year long series called "Rantoni learns to cook" where by the end of it he still struggles.

[@Whocaresmenot]

Wie dich deine Frau auslacht 🤣👍 dir kann man echt bei allem zusehen und es ist unterhaltsam 😎

[@aliox2144]

Anton, literally summed up my first experience in the kitchen 7/10, Series.

[@enman009]

Both a great start and finish to a fantastic segment! Only Ranton can make both the first and last video of a segment. Btw, when the next episode comes out?

[@asbjrn4650]

Thank you so much of reminding me of Golden Brown by The Stranglers, ive been looking for this song fore half a year, one night I stayed up for hours looking through all of my liked videos to find it, I couldnt remember the name of the song just the vibe, thank you so much you are truly a blessing from Mao

[@rairyu7528]

"Put every single piece with your hands on the fucking shit." - Sofia, 2023

[@matthewdsouza1797]

This video was honestly a breath of fresh air. I laughed so hard at the jokes sprinkled in the video which is kind of rare considering I don't laugh at jokes so much. Some time later in the future please make more stuff like this. And one more thing you should have your wife be a major part of these videos more often, she will be a lot of fun.

[@twicethess-ratedghoul7859]

Ranton, your one of the only youtubers who are still able to make me physically laugh. I know you said you wouldn’t do this again, but damn it would be cool to see you move from ‘shaolin student’ to master chef !

[@Dyotic]

Im amazed at his doctrine at not backing away from the shpritz. He overCAME the enemy with the quickness of a giraffe and the elegance of a moose.

[@haxguy0]

Anton, you must make a cooking series where you try to cook what your wife cooks for you. This was so fun

[@verysmartultrahuman939]

1:00 this gotta be the best line I've ever heard, he doesn't even know where the sink is.

[@fathurrochman2469]

Ranton spitting facts. I scout the deer for 4 days, hunt them for 1 day, cook em for half a day then eat for 10 minutes. Something doesn't add up.

[@AnthonyKravitz]

Honestly, I imagined Ranton cooking to be like a HowToBasic video. Glad to see he actually cooks without destroying the kitchen in the process.

[@hb3n164]

I absolutely love these IRL videos rantoni, its good to see that im not the only person who is completely unviable outside of gaming

[@ScoobyWoohoo]

I love how whenever Sofia says "Anton" you really hear, "are you fackin serious". 😂 best cooking wideo.

[@SenseiSeth]

Come back next time to watch Ranton do laundry! (He’s only doing it ONCE)

[@simeongalda5988]

We need more, the commentary is just spot on

[@ippanpedrozo1162]

the couple banter is my favorite parts of these videos

[@Joeylikecoffee]

This video is brilliant. Deserves a million views!

[@IlMeepleConLaCamicia]

You knew the exact same time you put this video online that it would become viral. Now you have to keep doing this!

[@olive6366]

The golden brown lead was fantastic

[@shuraeditz27]

Never thought Ranton would become my therapy youtuber

[@botondnagy8814]

Ranton just reminded me to cook something✌🏻

[@dreamcrusher112]

More of Sofia writing a recipe that Ranton has to follow. funny af

[@jonthedon126]

Man, no one else has a style like Ranton, it's too unique like a Beek

[@Mr_symbolize]

Love your editing and personality 😂😂 love ya man 💙

[@Flippie95]

This is your true calling. You were born to be a chef. We need more of you wisdom, oh buddha of the kitchen.

[@yupjuliansje]

This really gave me some perspective and I'm happy and more gratefull I'm used to cooking and find joy in it. Teamwork makes the dream work though, good job!

[@matthewliyunghing8931]

I @RealRanton struggle with the utensil you used to turn the chicken while it was frying. A tip I can give when you are shallow frying small ingredients is to use a pair of tongs. It is much easier for beginners

[@diamant2167]

For someone who can cook it was pretty painful to watch but the Endergebnis was 10/10

[@brianlew86]

The Kitchen TKO’d yo a$$! Lol.❤😂

[@notLime_]

Ranton, I love your videos but I don't usually leave likes, I'm sorry! But that Golden Brown reference deserves a thumbs up.

[@RiveyDestroy2]

if only we had more comedic cooking videos like that man

[@Marcello513]

legit THE best cooking video i have ever seen. pls do more

[@joemarino34]

Yea this needs to be a series. The quick game reviews while cooking is a nice touch as well.

[@rafacastillo9611]

Ranton is like the current, sometimes calm, sometimes will overflow and flood your whole village with chaotic editing

[@angefelo]

This is your best video man S/O from Lille, France

[@franciscogimenez4178]

ohh my fucking gawd! I need more of these. At least untill rantoni pepperoni burns his kitchen down by accident

[@silverlining_1995]

I'm always the one cooking with it but same with the garlic fingers. I love garlic but not a fan of the lingering smell. I also laughed pretty good finally hearing your wife talk more than a couple lines cause she talks just like you 😂 you guys are adorable. Also, this looks delicious, and I really want more cooking videos please haha🙏🏻 10/10

[@OsupremoPATAPON]

7:54 lol do nada garota de Ipanema, Also here in Brazil we have this recipe known as ''Frango Xadrez'' or ''Chess Chicken'' really good to know it is a chinese recipe, great content!

[@jiveman1247]

Kung Pao Chicken Recipe - 250g chicken breast, cut into cubes - White pepper powder - Sichuan pepper, ground - Chicken stock powder - Corn starch - Dark soy sauce - Garlic cloves - MSG - Brown sugar - Chinese black vinegar - Boiled water - Chili peppercorn oil - Peanuts - Green onions (Spring onion) - Egg whites ====================== - When marinating the chicken, add everything else except the starch, let it sit for 20 minutes, and then add the starch literally 10-20 seconds before cooking. This will make it softer and less chewy. - 1/2 tsp white pepper for chicken and sauce - 1/2 tsp Sichuan pepper for chicken and sauce - 1 tsp chicken stock powder for chicken and sauce - 1 1/2 tsp corn starch in sauce - 1/2 tsp soy sauce for chicken and sauce - 1 tsp MSG in sauce - 2 1/2 tbsp sugar in sauce - 1 tbsp black vinegar in sauce - 1/2 cup boiling water in sauce - Egg whites in chicken ====================== - Fry the chicken in a pan with oil until brown and crispy - Remove chicken from pan - Add 2 chopped garlic cloves to the pan - Add chili oil - Mix until fragrant and garlic is golden brown - Add chicken back to the pan - Add sauce - Add green onions - Add a handful of peanuts

[@chunkvader473]

I love this channels consistency, especially with its rating. 7/10

[@davidepannone6021]

This has to become a new serie. Please.

[@ResidentBen4]

6:45 I was literally dying from laughter. Ranton please make this a series! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@genryuu_]

6:22 this exchange is gold LMAO

[@dovizas]

my god this is so entertaining.

[@RealRanton]

Thank you 🥹

[@Boris82]

I don't care for cooking videos but i already started laughing when i saw this one in my recommended. You and your wife are a great funny couple.

[@shanescullion7176]

Definitely need more of these videos ranton

[@MegaLostOdyssey]

I just LOVE how Ranton looks on Sofia everytime he need's help, but when Sofia want's to help him when he doesn't ask her, he is like... NO! I'M DOING COOKING RECEPT!!! I'am MASTERCHEF HERE!!!....... 3 second later.... Sofia where is the sink?

[@asad210]

The fucking Ivan Dorin scream at 1:26 xD

[@tsf1769]

"its gonna spritz on my hands!" alda ich kann net mehr xD

[@munzienio]

That was the best cooking video rantons ever done.

[@shubhamsinha7702]

Make it a series bro😂😂😂

[@jojotonge]

Currently watching from shaolin tagao school next to shaolin temple! Hilarious video want to see more like this !

[@Em_Nan]

Why am i watching ur cooking video...i need to clean the house but i love you Anton so i'll watch this through so u crack me up!!