Reading Norwegian jokes about Sweden

[@laurajarvinen7335]

An Englishman, a Finn and a Swede competed on whose language sounded the most beautiful. They chose a poem which each one would read alound in their own language. The englishman began: Island island, grassy island grassy islands lady. The Finn continued: Saari saari, heinä saari, heinäsaaren neito Finally the Swede: Ö ö, hö ö hö ös mö

[@Aurinkohelmi]

:)

[@constantines3238]

Want to hear someone read the Swedish version

[@karinasmith2683]

Laura Järvinen this one is really good

[@CaptainH.]

Laura Järvinen, That is not the correct swedish translation (if it's supposed to be correct). The correct one is: Ö ö, Gräsiga ö Gräsiga öns kvinna

[@Liasnow]

@@CaptainH. tror inte det är meningen att det ska vara helt korrekt... men isåfall skulle det nog vara dam istället för kvinna

[@minecraftcody10]

I like how the jokes aren’t just between Norway and Sweden, they include Denmark too 😂🇳🇴🇩🇰🇸🇪

[@RedBullJumping]

We’ve been doing this for years😂

[@KaeyasSoggySocks]

We always joke about each other😂

[@RedBullJumping]

@@KaeyasSoggySocks Jaaaa😆

[@ling7980]

Haha! It's because Norway was in Union with Denmark too

[@EricTheBroBean]

Those poor bastards felt left out so they filed a complaint to NATO members and eventually we had to include them. Freaking PC culture man!

[@toddbonin6926]

What I found interesting was that these are the exact same jokes we use in the States when comparing the different states and ragging on each other. Great fun. Love the Swedes and the Danes and the Norwegians!

[@toddbonin6926]

Fasu pala I love Finns most of all, but Finns aren’t Scandinavians ... and they are much smarter because they speak the hardest language.

[@Aurinkohelmi]

@@toddbonin6926 Well maybe not scandinavia except small part of country, but as nordic countries we are all pretty same.

[@toddbonin6926]

Aurinkohelmi I’ve always been taught that Norway, Sweden and Denmark were Scandinavian ... and N, S and D, along with Finland, Iceland and the Faroes were Nordic. I was trying to be sensitive to that difference. I love all of you, however you classify yourself. I have a small Danish and Norwegian ancestry.

[@lionheart5078]

I'm from the states and have never heard these jokes.

[@arkraiss]

It's not just state rivalries. I've heard some of these jokes used in college rivalries too.

[@ioq_]

Norsken, dansken og svensken var fanget på en øde øy. En dag dukket det opp en ånd som ga dem et ønske hver. Norske ønsket seg hjem til familien sin. Etter en stund ønsket dansken seg også hjem. Men da ble svensken så ensom, at han ønsket begge tilbake.

[@TheBestOfSweden]

Real funny

[@testosteronebuilder3075]

Hahahahæhæhæhåhåhå

[@danmorotini428]

Here in America, Swedish Lutheran pastors have a well earned rep for long sermons. So, as the story goes: three pastors, a Swede, a Norwegian and a Dane were captured by the Gestapo and sentenced to be shot. The kommandant of the prison told them that before they were shot, he'd grant them their final wish, within reason. The Danish pastor asked for some special pastries from Tivoli that he remembered as a child. The Nazi agreed and sent one of his soldiers to get them. The Swedish pastor said he'd been working a special sermon for many years and would like to be allowed to give it. The Kommandant agreed, and then turned to the Norwegian pastor. "And what would your final wish be?" "Just shoot me before the Swede preaches," was his response.

[@alexriveronava5662]

XD

[@mrmatt1165]

Hey Dan! I am an American who can speak Swedish and interested in Scandinavia, and shall move to Sweden one day. That was a great joke dude!

[@LyricAmmeri]

Hvorfor lå svensken på gulvet i butikken? Han så etter lave priser

[@Nackagubben]

B-b-but, that's where they put them!

[@emil2937]

Haha sant ass

[@YAGC193]

Hvorfor sto svensken på en stige han skulle lete etter høye priser

[@alberta2295]

Ahaha I loved your vocalizings to prepare your norwegian personality It's always good to start my day with a video of yours Thank you

[@upcyclucie]

Ooh it all makes sense now.. the milk packs in the Netherlands also say: “hier openen” 😂 Your jokes about each other are cute af haha.. you should hear Belgium vs the Netherlands.. ain’t pretty

[@niklasvilhelm7247]

XD

[@silentdeath7847]

Norway, Sweden and Denmark are family, we're allowed to make jokes about each other. But if someone else makes jokes we gnna support each other

[@leticiamb]

Seriously, best channel ever 😂 im watching this from Brazil

[@raymundod5224]

Entre hispanos y lusófonos tenemos la misma vibra que entre noruegos y suecos. Yo digo que es el destino. Y curiosamente estás viendo este canal que no es muy popular en nuestros países. I say it's nothing but fate here. Wanna go/hang out sometime? We can each speak in our language 😀.

[@tammyblack2747]

Regarding the one about the Swede not bringing a lighter into the prison cell with his cigarettes, apparently the Norwegian forgot to bring condoms when he brought in his girlfriend. LOL

[@mathiass1999]

Norwegian, swedish and danish jokes always goes together hahah

[@SaturnineXTS]

The funniest thing IMO is that Swedes are always like "Du talar ganska bra svenska för att vara norsk" and Norwegians are always like "Du snakker ganske bra norsk for en svenske". Like, come on. Who else is gonna be better at speaking Swedish/Norwegian than a Norwegian/Swede? A fricking Bosnian? :D

[@Ashfazz]

It's always fun to see how the nords make fun of each other. Jkjk, nah but good video man, keep up the good job c:

[@patrykcetnarski8068]

Hahaha these jokes were great ! I’m a tour guide in Norway and I might use some of them in my tours

[@helgelokison1376]

Your Norwegian is better than your Swedish:)

[@MM-ns2ee]

Huh

[@eck2x]

Love how you vocalize for the Norwegian accent, 9/11 will try. The jokes... well... okay...

[@PowerSpirit50]

9/11

[@eck2x]

Power Spirit memes for life lol

[@andurk]

Haha, there is no «the Norwegian accent». There are so many different dialects in Norway, so what he is trying to do is the Oslo - accent. I can not relate to this accent as I am from Western part of Norway. Ps- that was pretty descent Norwegian for a Swede👍🏼

[@eck2x]

AndersJohanMusic good to know :)

[@reineh3477]

@@andurk couldn't you also say that Oslo speaks bokmål while the western parts speaks nynorsk? And it's bokmål Swedes try to speak

[@easyprozac]

Americans: What's a Sweden?

[@melodiegustafsson]

Vet du hur man sänker en Norsk ubåt? Man simmar ner och knackar på. Vet du hur man sänker en Norsk ubåt igen? Man simmar ner och knackar på. Då öppnar de och säger: -Nej du, den här gången lurar du oss inte🤣🇸🇪

[@Liasnow]

How many Norwegians is needed to paint a house? 7. One holding the brush and the rest of them lifts the ladder up and down😂

[@PowerSpirit50]

That pig fart joke is such a classic!

[@quackquack7595]

Lmao we have same thing in my city between the 2 villages called "Tavas" and "Çal." It's always about how ppl of these 2 places cannot agree on smth. And the most common joke goes as: They put a person from Çal and a snake in a sack. The snake run away. And if you're from Çal, you do the same joke for ppl from Tavas. Funnier thing is my grandparents are from those places lmao

[@addisoff5808]

What do you call a human with ten braincells? A swede

[@eken1725]

*Dane.

[@Ohiorizzler1234lol]

@@eken1725 No, a SWEDE!

[@eken1725]

@@Ohiorizzler1234lol you wrote dane wrong dude.

[@Ohiorizzler1234lol]

Eken 17 No, it’s a swede!

[@eken1725]

@@Ohiorizzler1234lol it's ok. With your ten braincells you will not realize the misspellings you make.

[@Kobulione]

When we Norwegian travel to Sweden on border written Inte Tull . In Norwegian it means don't joke but in Swedish it means not custom . Also ta en bæsj means to take a shit or in Swedish to take 🍺 . Konstig - Rar, Rar - Søt 🤔

[@SaturnineXTS]

rolig is calm n norwegian but funny in swedish too, now that's funny

[@RedBullJumping]

Damn you nailed the word «smultering»😂 I’m not even joking, you sounded borned and raised in Oslo😂👏🏻

[@Aaaaagghhhhh]

I went to Australia a few years ago, and I met Swedes- It felt nice to speak my own language instead of English (in case you didn’t know we can partly understand each other), anyways we told each other about jokes and the Swedes had a lot of the same jokes just that the Norwegians and the Swedes switched roles, if that makes sense- 😂

[@Peter_1986]

I am from Sweden and I have visited Norway a few times, and I have pretty much usually forgotten that I have even left Sweden in the first place during those visits, since I have just continued to speak Swedish with everyone without any problem.

[@addisoff5808]

Are these jokes offensive? Yes Am I sorry? No not really NoRgE eR bEsT

[@margarethnilsen3885]

La oss blæste Sverige brur.

[@Schlaktad]

Där har du fel min vän

[@margarethnilsen3885]

@@Schlaktad Du er feil

[@Schlaktad]

@@margarethnilsen3885 Omöjligt, jag är svensk :)

[@addisoff5808]

auf Det er det samme >;)

[@billybudd45]

I'm from Texas and I think Svenska and Norge are awesome

[@JYC512]

I’m from the DFW and I’m currently learning Swedish just because it’s awesome

[@erichani1]

I'm from Texas too I live in texas

[@jaimeebridges5737]

Welcome back from your travels! Glad to see a new video!

[@jaimeebridges5737]

Wait, maybe your still on vacation?

[@darkshadowvalley]

These are hilarious lol

[@joelm33]

We don't have jokes about you in Iceland, because we love you, but love making fun of the Swedish stereotypes (Like Swedish chef, IKEA etc. )

[@grumpydaone]

what did the swed say to norwegian? 👏 MEME REVIEW👏

[@erichani1]

Grumpier cat died

[@grumpydaone]

elena richani i Know ;(

[@thearctic7919]

The Norwegian said: LØRDAGS KOS MED PREBZ OG DENISSS!!!!

[@gerbilsmith]

Uff-Da! My dad's mom's side of the family is Norwegian. So I'm slightly culturally obliged to pick on Swedes.lol jk I was engaged to a gal who was mostly Swedish. We didn't get married because we were just too different (not a joke on that) Many of my friends don't realize that there is a Norway & Sweden rivalry both in Scandinavia & the US Midwest. But for me I pick on Swedes like I pick on my friends. All in good fun.

[@gerbilsmith]

But if you do want some jokes here's 2 links... They are a bit harsh lol img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ajAb2rR_700b.jpg

[@gerbilsmith]

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[@bobbyggare8364]

niiiiice a new video. keep going :)

[@rebeckajohnfors4972]

I've heard many of them in as Norwegian jokes as well

[@seaofpeaoplesbulgaria322]

i speak greek to norwegians (they find it sexy) and Norsk with Greek accent to the Svensker I am having a blast!

[@wereldvanriley7]

first comment here lol. Its helarious. I'm thinking of learning norwegian at some point, not sure when. I'm currently studdying dutch right now and I'm also studdying spanish in school so I have norwegian on hold right now.

[@alvegutt42]

growing up in norway these jokes were the the foundation of all camp trips lmao

[@joshuakirschbaum]

You're handsome! Like most Swedes...

[@yaboyjmatth]

The ending felt like the end to an 80s movie! *shoots finger guns* *freeze frames* *fades to B&W* *cues music* *credits roll* 10 out of 10

[@Nackagubben]

Hahaha yesss! You writing that also reminded me of how they ended some soap opera episodes with cliff hangers and the screen fading to a blueish tint 😂

[@trevorper]

This made my whole year. LMAO thank you OMG I'm dying of laughter

[@SIeipner]

Here is a good Norwegian vs Swedish joke: Here it comes: Swedish immigration policy.

[@queenofwales_]

The only thing I’ve heard about Swedes, is, if you see a person wonderfully ice skating, it must be a Swede. 😅🤗 However, great videos! ✨ Greetings from the other side of Baltic Sea (Latvia) and I’m gonna look for your videos forward. 👊🏻

[@mrmatt1165]

Hi there, Freja! Are you Scandinavian or Latvian? Cuz your name is Freja Kjellberg. I speak Swedish and can understand other Scandinavian Languages! :D

[@leifjohnson1716]

thanks bro im studying norsk in uni and also have a speech class, and have an assignment in speech to tell a joke. prof said i could tell it in norsk for practice, and i wanted one making fun of swedes, tusen takk bro

[@CleverNameTBD]

These are nicer than the polish jokes my old norwegian neighbor used to tell at any rate lol

[@lutetium9209]

Hur lurar man en svensk? *Läs mer*

[@imtheepicface7230]

Hax

[@bloodyundead9143]

[GD] Drial fan också

[@Kobulione]

Swedish sounds cool and Danish sounds 😜😝😛

[@carriesaundersson]

I heard a girl TRY to tell a joke about what a swede typically does on a Sunday and I cringed. ‘How do swedes spend their Sundays?’ ‘They wake up, have a swede, jump into their Volvo, then drive to Ikea while listening to abba’ 😬

[@daginn896]

Why is it that whenever a Swede trying to speak Norwegian he get that high pitches tone? And likwise, whenever a Norwegian is trying t0 speak Swedish he gets that high pitched tone? But when you both speak english u sound the same?

[@ling7980]

Have you heard about the smart Swedish person? Me neither

[@Larsholden702]

As a norwegian I refuse to take responsibility for any of these. I've only heard one of these. 🤦‍♂️

[@sheriffsg1326]

Have you heard the song Who the fuck is Norway? You should react to it

[@Nackagubben]

I havent! I will note it down :) Thanks!

[@sheriffsg1326]

Nice! Its very funny. If u like IT can you give me a shoutout? I am doing a Norwegian channel and need subs. Love ur channel

[@algismalickas632]

Din norsk er veldig bra.Hilsen.

[@1kgofalmonds]

Fair we sweds joke about norwegians

[@ellan-a5208]

Du er kjempeflink i Norsk🤩👌✨

[@Lithrilla]

PROMPAAA xD Svorsken din blir bedre og bedre, keep it up!

[@Nackagubben]

Haha. "Svorsk" är ett riktigt bra ord! 😁

[@Lithrilla]

@@Nackagubben Ja, ikke sant? Det er du og Fredrik Skavlan, liksom :P

[@cathrineklodvik-loddengaar8186]

Ja men vi gjør narr av hverandre både norske å svenske. Og norske din er 9/10 for jeg kjønnet hva du sier ganske bra👍

[@Aurinkohelmi]

Clearly Norwegians have more variety on those jokes than Finns ;)

[@espenasper2775]

Your pretty good for a Swede

[@haze154]

: ) 👍

[@jbkhan1135]

lol

[@alvegutt42]

norwegians think swedes are more flamboyant and shallow than them. one example is how swedish media is more known internationally, and more media is imported to sweden, but norwegians are known to keep it more analogue and go skiing instead

[@Liasnow]

Nummer 5 är ju ett Bellman-skämt i Sverige😳

[@lipbite9424]

there were once two Norwegians who were on a boat raid in sweaden so the one said I have good and bad news ok say the bad first we have police after us ok what are the good ones it is the Swedish police.

[@Potet50]

The funny thing is that every norwgian joke about sweden is true

[@brokennp666oof9]

*the joke is real, It is real. They joke about Sweden.*

[@zingolito209]

Den med grisen är ju en Bellman klassiker, att du inte märkte det

[@cathrinelvenholdt5054]

Våres norske samfun kommer fra deres svenske kjøttboller

[@aspir133]

As a Russian I can say that your Norsk is +10, man :-|

[@EricTheBroBean]

Fun fact: The danes and the swedes have consistently copypasted all our creative hilarious jokes about them for a long time now and were getting SICK AND TIRED OF IT!

[@carinagidlof5331]

But this old joke are funny. Sometimes the jokes with Finland and Germany too.

[@cloudwing711]

Yeah in that joke the Norwegian was made fun of

[@Maxsa-bt3tp]

All Norwegians say that Sweds swear too much

[@qwineth]

I was quite impressed with your Norwegian, the concentration for going for the falsetto - such a crazy language :)

[@SaintElvardielSHMD]

Your Norwegian just sound like one of our dialects, honestly its pretty close haha.. Do you know why swedes go to the toilet with the door open? So no one will look through the key hole.

[@sircayden3600]

Varför föddes inte Jesus i Norge? De kunde inte hitta tre vise män där.

[@eliasyaboooi7214]

- fucking 600

[@YAGC193]

Your Norwegian is -100000000000000

[@sophialoren7855]

Cute svensk

[@masterofgames6473]

You are Ok not good but Ok

[@anehilmarsen5177]

It is funnier in Norwegian

[@moonlily1]

Why are Finns left out of these jokes entirely?

[@eliasmarmvik2449]

nothing here Show less

[@ylvajohansson3347]

Andra svenskar här? 🙋

[@permagnusids5435]

You are - 40

[@reineh3477]

About the joke who smells worst. It's told by a Norwegian, they aren't too smart. 🤣

[@fiddibelow]

That's true we get by by being bigger than everyone else

[@real_muted1953]

-1000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[@emilangen1076]

Du kan ikke snakke Norsk