Reads Dune Once

[@gaalsienmessenger3761]

If you read dune enough times, your eyes will turn a deep blue

[@jockeb2651]

My eyes are red

[@thecompanioncube4211]

​@@jockeb2651almost there... Keep going

[@darius_Pk]

And your brain grows bigger until you become a bene gesserit. And your body turns into a ghola

[@gaalsienmessenger3761]

@@jockeb2651 Read it a few dozen more times

[@PJKP82]

I wish.

[@mertala8520]

The last two books are, surprisingly H O R N Y

[@TheBestUFC]

how ion read them

[@chefjeff3120]

beefswelling

[@ltb1345]

Herbert's intrusive thoughts won.

[@elementoon1651]

@@ltb1345 no joke this is an actual line from the heretics of dune book I can control genital temperature the two hundred and five sexual positions I have mastered the three hundred steps of orgasmic amplification She waved a hand at his stiffly upcocked penis

[@hardnewstakenharder]

I came when Duncan got to the top as well.

[@ne9d133]

10/10 accent, as a British person I approve of this form of pronunciation.

[@Jabari10]

I’m on the second book now. My eyes have become a deep oceanic blue. I see visions of a jihad being fought in my name. At times these mental machinations of mine stir feelings of immense anxiety, but I remind myself there is no value in fear, as it is the mind killer.

[@melvinshaw7574]

When you have seen the Golden Path, brother, you shall take your place in the Temple alongside the Great Duke's skull.

[@supershade2009]

This is how I talk to people who read the books after I watched the 1984 movie.

[@TreyJ_mx]

Bro half way is really good this confirms you’re a dune fan

[@thenationaltimelyactionhou9328]

My older brother read all of the books and watched all of the films and converted to Islam.

[@gaiusfulmen]

Really?

[@caelandrada8422]

Lmfao

[@DreAmeoba1]

That’s a bit spooky…

[@Ostrichesarecool]

You can’t make this up 😂

[@sharpen193]

@@DreAmeoba1 shows you a religious person BOO!!

[@questtech2698]

"W...what's going on?" "Just read the books bruh." **mic drops**

[@juancabardo21]

“The REST?”- me after discovering about the two final incredibly horny Dune books

[@ObtuseDookie]

Is this referring to the last two Frank Herbert wrote or the final two his son wrote? I’m only on the first book.

[@thomaswallace8743]

@@ObtuseDookielast two frank wrote, his sons are hollow cash grabs not worth anyone’s time

[@lotanowo]

"Reads Dune once" I mean, that itself is an accomplishment. You make it sound like it's a quick five minute thing.

[@hardnewstakenharder]

It's surprisingly breezy. I never got bored. The last third is pretty rushed but still a solid 7.5/10 read. Better than the movies.

[@Jyrone]

@@hardnewstakenharder fax

[@0wl0fth3nil3]

can confirm i read all 6 books in that ace boxset and immediately started talking like this

[@zelinskymatt]

Butlerian Jihad now

[@K.C-2049]

me, who tried to read Dune when I was like 12 because my dad didn't understand it's probably not ideal brain food for pre teen girls and gave it to me to try: man this shit is boring.

[@DivineKnight_115]

Dune isn’t a book I’d recommend to any 12 year old simply because of its reading level being I’d guess late high school not middleschool. Funny though.

[@HandjobHandsome]

@@DivineKnight_115I feel like you should be fully literate by 12 years old dude

[@agenttank]

how can it not be "ideal brain food"?

[@Plain--Jane]

​@@agenttank because it demands a certain reading level that young kids aren't likely to have + Herbert really just kind of expects you to understand middle eastern politics circa the time the book was written

[@agenttank]

​@@Plain--Janeok, but "not ideal brain food" sounded to me, that it might be bad for the mental health or something, got you

[@CJMattis]

This is kinda legendary ngl, love seeing other dune skits 🤣

[@user-eg4nj5mw1d]

This man is a descendant from one of the anthropologists from the key and peele ‘local customs’ bit

[@pzt]

me seeing thus qfter buying the whole series. I'm scared to read them-

[@Kuazzy]

hahaha this is so good, i just started reading the first book and Im blown away by the lore and universe that herbert created. Im fascinated by the politics and how relevant it is to today's conflicts.

[@Araanor]

Dune is a book that gets better every time you read it.

[@joesantana180]

hell yeah this video rocks

[@blackfrost9011]

Bro he just like me, fr

[@Savion787]

This is way to accurate

[@TheAlmightySPAA]

As someone who has read all 6 of Frank Herbert's dune books, book 1 was the best(And is the only one in my personal headcanon), 2 and three were fine, but the rest, however, should not be spoken of

[@JainZar]

Me after part 2

[@iGuy28]

Honestly Dune the book is so much better then even the new movie because for all that it gets right, there still some things missed. And dune once you read it enough, can't be put down. I would HIGHLY recommend reading the book.

[@thomaswallace8743]

The amount of detail and lore packed into book 1 makes it impossible to adapt 100% accurately tbh I think there’s one or two things Dennis could’ve done better (namely Chani’s story leading into messiah) but for the most part he smashed it tbh

[@hardnewstakenharder]

Moat people be lying about having read even the first book lol.

[@etiennedlf1850]

I DEVOURED the 1st book, and the time skip in the 2nd threw me off so much I stopped real early. Gotta get back to it honestly

[@BLooDCoMPleX]

You're missing out. The 2nd one is my favorite and I've read the series like 5 times.

[@gorzul1448]

yo the time skip in the 2nd threw you off? How do I tell them...

[@JunguianPhantom]

It can be a little bit jarring, it happened to me also. But it's not the time skip, but the way that the characters have changed (very darkly, like Paul and the fremen). After that initial shock, it's quite an excellent book (and trust me, Children of Dune and God emperor of Dune are the shit)

[@2tonesg]

I thought it was a Christopher Walken impression at first.

[@zzz-901]

getting bored? mf this book is making my insides boil with every word, it's literally one of the best science fiction books I've ever read

[@what_can_i_say5932]

listen ive read and re-read the chapter of liet's death like four times that book tore out my lungs

[@goat9295]

I don't consume anime in any way, but I assume this is how they feel about people that read mangas

[@detectivestudios7699]

I would send this to my friends, because they know I’m quite passionate about the series, but unfortunately this doesn’t apply to me as I am actually about to start book six.

[@trevpilled]

shit gets HORNY

[@bryceClayton-ms7pd]

Sorry I can’t subscribe because for some reason you tube won’t let me subscribe to you sorry man 😢but REALLY REALLY good video

[@CthulhuComics]

Would have been hilarious if one of the Dune books had the film cover on it, implying he bought the books only because of how great the movie was lmao

[@scott-gaming.8834]

Do dune lore bruhhhh

[@andrewmurphy5403]

Tom Baker??

[@elsyw]

Is there spice in these books?? Asking for a booktok friend.

[@masoclevine836]

real shit

[@raspberrymilkshake5782]

this is what people think Dune fans are like but in reality they wont shut up about shit like when Duncan Idaho climbs a wall so good it makes a woman orgasm

[@RyanLynch1]

messiah is a slog. i want to keep reading children but I'm a bit burnt out at the moment

[@shannondoe2800]

Did you stay up all night binge reading? You look tired

[@philswift791]

I actually kept notes, it was a study of sorts. Then I went to fight in Iraq, we fought Feydakin, no really that's what they called themselves. 😒 They couldn't fight... I am beginning to think that book is made up.

[@caelandrada8422]

I called Paul a badass and got lectured by someone with way to much time on their hands about the moral and societal implications of a messiah figure ruining society. It’s impossible to just think Paul is dope without someone telling you how dumb you are😂

[@leafy126.5]

amazing concepts and story. Most boring book to read though