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Hi Friends!
This week I wanted to share my thoughts on Marjorie Taylor Greene getting into a verbal altercation with representative Jasmine Crockett. The two clashed in a meeting where MTG first made a snide comment towards Crockett and Jasmine fired back feeling the attack was personal rebutting with a very specific jab of her own.
It sometimes feels like we gravitate towards drama than substance because no where that I personally read about the back and forth did I see mention of what the meeting was for or what they were trying to accomplish. Usually we lay the problem of not getting anything done in congress at the feet of its members only when in reality it is also our duty as citizens to hold them accountable. Spats like these capture the imagination more than bills about immigration, healthcare, social security, or gun control and so we trick ourselves into to believing our representatives are fighting for us because they’re willing to fight each other.
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[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

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[@lazywolf2839]

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[@michellemaree3555]

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[@tanishaflatts548]

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[@sagesufferswell]

You're getting there! I just saw 4.6k in your live. I think you'll make it!

[@mandy5549]

"Baby girl" from Shemar Moore: 🥵 "Baby girl" from another woman: ☠️

[@kinamonika]

Yep!

[@KristineMaitland]

*Hilarious*

[@cherieveal]

Exactly 💯

[@enkhzayabat-orgil9595]

Truth

[@enkhzayabat-orgil9595]

Now I need to go watch some criminal minds

[@Hwkman4]

That wedding punchline may be the joke of this decade

[@Kikigreentea]

Brilliant

[@monyka_newinsky]

It was so well crafted 😂🤣

[@patti5268]

Perfection

[@Anahata_yam_]

I was like “ooooo” and then immediately cracked up like wow he did it 🤣🤣🤣

[@OutlandishJones]

The setup was so perfect

[@Rucker1980]

Getting the entire crowd to react EXACTLY how he wanted them to, making them laugh at themselves then applauding him for making them do it. Genius

[@Avelana1]

He looked so proud of himself too 😂😂😂

[@Nel1y]

Cause it was such a perfect sequence of jokes and setups leading to it. I love the comment section going crazy about it cause it's funny af. Masterclass fr.

[@bossyboots5000]

One of the best moments of comedy I've ever seen.

[@k75144]

favorite comment! it's genius how you explained that.

[@nicollevandyke5950]

Exactly! I LOVE Josh because comedic story tellers have always been my favorite comics.

[@MelDarkDeer]

Can we just take a second to appreciate that the woman saying, "Girl, baby girl" is the youngest woman of the House? Being called "baby girl" by the actual "baby" of the bunch is such a great smack down. It's like if your kid said, "oh, child" to you.

[@CocoasSelfLove-qy6so]

It’s cultural as well, which also gives it that extra flair!

[@Agameda1]

And Jasmine Crockett aces code switching ​@@CocoasSelfLove-qy6so

[@j.t2310]

I think MTG gets people to walk her to her car now, lol have you seen how people comment to her in airports since this happened lol

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

Yessss😂😂😂😂😂

[@streetcameramanloeilavu1408]

But that actual baby is trash at her job though..she is being used..She needs to grow up a little. But she and her comrade did good on the clap back.

[@AddyCBaddie]

“Bleached Blonde, Bad Built, Butch Body”!!! I have been watching memes about this for days. Jasmine Crockett had it trademarked!!!😂😂😂😂 I have listened to so many songs that use this phrase in the last three days😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sempressfi]

Same 😂 the morale boost it's given is so great. Roland Martin had her on his show and he was having SO much fun sharing some of the songs 😂😂

[@texasflower1212]

She trademarked it to sell merchandise so she could help contribute to campaigns. She wants to help democratic candidates, so they can take back the House and Senate! She is not keeping the money for herself.

[@VVrayth]

Weird how people are giving MGT what she wanted.

[@MusicfromMarrs]

I'm waiting for the raps that include B6!

[@bjdefilippo447]

My favorite is by Patrick Fitzgerald. He put it to the music of "Flying Purple People Eater".

[@carabrown7451]

The best thing is Jasmine Crocket trademarked what she said and is now selling merch with the phrase 🤣

[@carpediem44]

😂🎉

[@erinmac4750]

I hope to see Jasmine Crockett around for a long time. She's there for business in style. 💙✊

[@nordicpink]

You’re kidding right?

[@Heavnsangel79]

@@nordicpinkShe actually trademarked the phrase. 😂 Brilliant

[@doricetimko5403]

And spreading the funds throughout the party that were raised thru same. Gotta love Jasmine!💙

[@mayge1234]

Dude you just keep getting better. The setup for the “Oooooooohhhhh” was brilliant. 😂

[@nickblood8503]

Getting the audience to unwittingly deliver the punchline together in sync is some next level comedy.

[@MrMMochizuki]

@@nickblood8503 For real! Just eyes and a head nod to get everyone to shift focus from the story to themselves and the collective realization... next level!

[@jooooohn401]

Dude got me hook line and sinker with that lmao.

[@ATLGAMER47]

Perfect setup! Best I've seen!

[@user-ro5gc6jp9p]

It's the most chapelle joke I've ever seen. DC be punchin the air if he saw this

[@deneenwynn1423]

As a black woman I was so proud of Crocket for the epic clap back. I thought AOC was about to get at her even more. MTG has finally met her match!

[@wordforger]

Hehe. Takes a southern woman to handle another southern woman.

[@namewitheld2568]

Yeah. That's what we want in Congress. A box of cereal is 7.50 but let's celebrate who has the better clap back. We are a clown country. Beyond embarrassing.

[@candace200]

@@namewitheld2568 It's not great that we got there. The moderator should have done his job. It's his fault. I do not blame someone for defending themselves when the powers in play do not protect them.

[@namewitheld2568]

@@candace200 taking the high road is always an option. Not every action requires a reaction.

[@KDRoby]

​​@@namewitheld2568 people have been taking the high road with her and she keeps doing it. It was just a matter of time before someone clapped back

[@IndelibleAndy]

This guy is gonna carry the storyteller torch for the next generation. He is so good. He's not mean, he's not arrogant, he just observes and makes it into one hilarious story after another. Hoping the best for Josh.

[@jkap34]

I think the best story teller right now is Mike Birbilglia. Josh is definitely a close second, but Mike has so many stories.

[@warriormamma8098]

Amen to that.

[@chaylicedominic414]

i know that's right! ❤

[@aftersexhighfives]

He is the next generation 😂

[@aftersexhighfives]

​@@jkap34Mike is the melinnial story teller

[@someshwarrao42]

When the committee chairman went “A what now?” after Crockett insulted her, I had to double check if I was watching an SNL sketch.

[@dianep6791]

Comer Plye became Elmer Fudd!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@carolfrancis3973]

Clueless! And Jamie Raskin tried to hold it in!😂😂

[@marypatterson3388]

​@carolfrancis3973 and he was with the sh!t😂😂

[@louisekwyche6456]

I play that part over and over. He was so unaware of what was going on. I was waiting for SNL to do that skit.

[@eliddell38]

😂😂😂

[@inktoxicant]

"Girl is hair, babygirl is CHOKE"

[@shayboogie3682]

I agree 100% with this rating system 😅😅😅

[@Kris-yr3zc]

So true.😁 😂

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

😂😂😂😂yes

[@sharitastinson109]

YES😂😂

[@TorrieLeMell]

Both are equivalent of showing a glok lol

[@baby_medusa777]

I believe it was: "Bleach Blonde, Bad Built, Butch Body"

[@allyourdreamsaredead]

It most certainly was

[@terrimitchell5616]

But that’s been trademarked … so need to mess it up to get around the trademark.

[@Peaceandlove19135]

😂

[@seattlecarpenter]

Yup

[@Buttercup697]

@@terrimitchell5616the comedian is using it as part of an artistic act… he’s not making commercial money off of it. It’s okay. 😉 Besides, Congressperson Crockett is not an a-h*le like MTG 🤡… She’s not gonna stalk after a comedian for doing his job.

[@xX_Gravity_Xx]

The committee was literally being racist. MTG had been popping off all day. Crockett responded in kind and, being a black woman, was met with the whole Colonel Sanders style "ordahhh, ordahhhh, this is outrageous!!" style BS.

[@Trepanation21]

What does _Colonel Sanders_ have to do with anything about this? lmao Is "ordahhh ordahhh this is outrageous!" some iconic Colonel Sanders quote?

[@xX_Gravity_Xx]

@@Trepanation21 Nah lol. that's the accent and tone

[@ImJustSayingBTW]

​@@Trepanation21 Basically, the person is saying that the style was like a racist, Southern Caucasian from a plantation during slavery that felt they had to "keep Black people in their place." 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@Bedtimestoryes]

@@Trepanation21unrelated, but how did you get italics lol?

[@blueshepard1656]

​@@Bedtimestoryes you put an Underscore before the word and after the word, or phrase. For example: _ built _ and then the limes touching the beginning and end of the word or phrase: _built_

[@theresjer]

Josh = artist . Audience = canvas

[@KiffG]

That's sweet, and true!

[@sizzle1836]

Storytelling: paintbrush

[@sandilemasemola6593]

He can definitely paint 🎨

[@Mortal2064]

What's the paint in this metaphor?

[@theresjer]

@@Mortal2064 ideas. Plain. Simple.

[@ShanaWise5314]

As a Black woman all the way in EU , I loved every bit of the Sweetest Clapback of the Year 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CindyPraktish]

Why does it matter if you are black, brown, purple, or white?

[@anothermanicfriday]

@@CindyPraktishwhy does it make you angry that she mentioned her race? Maybe that’s the bigger question

[@freethegreat]

As a black woman in the U.S, I love y'all English black culture! Yall popping y'all shit with that accent DOES IT for me 😂😂❤

[@kevintaylor9912]

It matters because it was a black woman defending herself from sneaky racism and it resonated with another black woman! The fact that you felt you had to ask that question answered your question!​@@CindyPraktish

[@Mytelefe]

@@kevintaylor9912 how is telling somebody they have fake eyelashes racist ?

[@ThaDogfather_YT]

Talk about crowd control...this man got that whole room to have an oooohh moment 😂 that is talent

[@MrEtronic]

The slow clap was cherry on top

[@sailincat2822]

I'm so glad Josh covered Rep. Jasmine Crockett's polite inquiry about the boundaries of personal attacks on the House floor. The first time I heard what she said reported, I laughed uncontrollably! AOC's "girl, baby girl" = flashing a Glock line was also great.

[@cynthiajfaulkner8655]

I’ve seen AOC go after someone before. They should all know by now that she’s packing a beat-down if you engage. She’s a modern-day real-life Claire Huxtable.

[@chaylicedominic414]

i'd say it was framed politely, but was actually pointed meanwhile the botched body was framed as an attack but actually had no power behind cuz she ain't got none... thus AOC's politely-framed reminder to sit down before she got herself hurt

[@TheSakuragihanimichi]

​@@user-jn7rf9vt6lMTG was polite then? 😅😅😅

[@ginrummy238]

Can't believe you left out AOC's " Don't even play!" She was taking off her earrings in her soul 😄

[@adeOLUWA]

Aaaaaaahhhh😂

[@Deborah-so8mv]

And holding up a pump.

[@sharronridge3379]

She's stupid not crazy

[@jessicalawson1417]

I love her so much, representing the real people of this country.

[@pamcamcris]

And smothering on the Vaseline 😅😂

[@gymggang46]

And the comment section collectively said: “OOOOOOOOOOOHHH” 👏 👏👏👏

[@feleciaclemons5074]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ohhhhhhhhh

[@JeremyAndersonBoise]

When you know you “ooohhhh”

[@bobpieczarka4357]

Oooooooooohhhhh

[@cypressoaks]

That set up was beautiful 👌👌

[@katherinegrace9724]

That we did

[@sagejennings4342]

Whenever he starts with "I don't know if y'all saw" you know it's gonna be good

[@chaylicedominic414]

like clockwork

[@jamiepender6667]

lol yes or “I dunno if y’all heard…..”

[@lolitakirby1763]

After time has passed since Rep. Crockett's epic clap back, I still Crack up at that poor Chairman's response, "Uh What now".

[@dsmith7129]

😂😂

[@selestesully836]

YES!!!! That sent me!!😂😂😂😂

[@18Hongo]

Added bonus of that clip: Jamie Raskin DESPERATELY trying to keep a straight face, and failing miserably.

[@requiemforameme1]

50% of the times I’ve heard “Girl, baby girl..” it’s while someone is taking off their earrings and handing their bag and stuff to a friend. Usually followed by, “Baby girl oh nah I got something for you”. 😂

[@GamiCross]

At least one hand up like the person is getting ready to cast Chaos Magic or something....

[@corettejones]

YESSS!!! Sent that Exact same comment to BF. Girl, we from the same Neighborhood?!!!👍🏽🥰✔️

[@corettejones]

@@GamiCrossTimes May change but The Game still the same!👍🏽🥰

[@kayaleandreaspencer631]

😂😂FACTS!!

[@lisapaxton5206]

Female version of "hold my beer"

[@childofpersia1213]

I want all of my news to be delivered by Josh Johnson.

[@jkap34]

Someone has said he should be the new host of the daily show after trevor noah, and I would agree.

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

Yes, please!

[@doricetimko5403]

That’s a terrific idea

[@vgmaster1318]

“Baby girl” is immediately followed by waffle house energy

[@lmichelle2g]

And this is a southerner m, because "waffle house" energy is a whole different level

[@camillel0100]

The "ooooh" part was genius, and your delight to having brought it on was also delightful

[@ruthwindham1554]

Sometimes we kids used to say "ummm!" instead for the same occasions.

[@s.stinnett3972]

@@ruthwindham1554in Baltimore, we used to say, “Ooooorrrrrr”🤣

[@petegrimwood8160]

The way he baited them into that “oooh” is fucking fantastic 😂

[@Work2022-]

to bring a whole crowd to say the oohhh within a joke that originated with the oohhh is spectacular to hear/watch! Josh would be one of the most unforgettable genius comedians in his generation of comics. Onward young Man , you are loved by millions with your genius style ❣

[@lolitzshelly7229]

That was incredible!

[@anitapallenberg690]

That was really beautifully said!

[@lfrands]

Freaking genius moment

[@cjpietropinto9293]

Twice for some of them 😂

[@celeste821]

And it wasn't obvious so you didn't see it coming

[@vetisyka]

And "oooh" is international, I said it out loud while watching this and I'm French. This is the beauty of comedy

[@natly3123]

Oui Oui Baby girl😂

[@NoelleNaturally]

“Bleached blonde, bad built, botched body” is my favorite congressional quote, ever.

[@karakask5488]

The entire "ooooooh" joke was so good. The long set up, that you think it's done and then it comes back. Brilliant!

[@pilotnamealreadytaken6035]

Callback

[@thoruktor8005]

Not even a ventrilliquist, but dude played his audience like puppets. Jeff Dunham eat your heart out.

[@SheikIsBetter]

So the way it went: Marjorie said the first comment then AOC tried to keep it ON the record so that people would have a record of MTG being disrespectful. Because MTG got away with it hell broke loose on the floor. We pay these people to govern.

[@theflamingmushullama]

Really makes me miss when I would read "MTG" as Magic the Gathering...

[@andariousrosethorn]

To be fair ​@@theflamingmushullamaeither might call the cops on you these days or send pinkertons to "investigate" you.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

We pay them $174,000.00 a year for this nonsense and non-action

[@williamgrierson4133]

The Mental Illness Pandemic affects the U.S. from Congress to the homeless.

[@Morgaine]

The issue was to get MTGs words taken down and expel her from the hearing. I love Jasmine, though, she throws the best shade. Jamie Raskin had to cover his mouth to keep from laughing. The guy whose supposed to be in charge is James Comer, a useless sod from KY who is Trump's pet poodle.

[@thebusinessgoose]

The “ooo” bit might be one of my favorite stand up bits of all time. I can already tell it’s going to be timeless

[@olivierdubois9372]

I actually really love the "Oooh" setup and delivery It's a kind of risky joke, because it relies entirely on having a captive and receptive audience, if no one's listening to the wedding story or just not engaged in your storytelling, it can really flop hard. You needed to really pull the public in the scene, and that's where the emphasis on it being a small wholesome wedding comes in, because you immediately tugs on the audience's empathy, and you almost place them in the story itself with your rythm and description. And when the punchline drops, not only is it a funny story in itself, it calls back to mind the previous segment, shatters the fourth wall, and now the audience itself becomes part of the double punchline, which elevates it to another level. It was a brilliantly written joke, which depends almost entirely on your storytelling capacities, and was impeccably delivered.

[@dwill8228]

Such a long missive lollll😂great points though…

[@saundrad007]

It's lovely that Josh's followers are such thoughtful people. Great post.😊

[@kidComebaQ]

Nah for real this is artisty

[@vianeyboruel504]

❤ beautifully deconstructed

[@LuckyBones77]

I love this comment, because seriously, this is an ART that he is NAILING. He’s just as much (or morseo) a storyteller as he is a comedian.

[@Sadigziggi]

Journalism with cliffhangers is a development of the modern age.

[@answerinthequestion]

Soap operas!

[@embee5557]

😂😂😂

[@wartgin]

It may be a new usage for daily news reporting but investigative journalism has used cliffhangers from the beginning. That's the formula that Nellie Bly and other reporters of that era used to hook readers into the entire series of articles on insane asylums or wherever else they got themselves embedded.

[@CamStubbs]

They know the comedians will roast em’ for trying 😉 Journalist “Here is the article you requested” Editor “leave it as a cliffhanger so someone that actually knows anything can finish it off” Journalist “So cut it in half?” Editor “One third will do”

[@vickihines-martin6058]

AOC & Crockett .....what a tag team 😅😂

[@roadlesstraveled34]

I have NEVER heard "Girl... Baby girl, "and not seen that followed with fists or flying bodies.

[@janethoward2155]

🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@janethoward2155]

😉🤣😂

[@shaunaholmes6561]

​@@user-jn7rf9vt6lB⁶ isn't as strong as she thinks

[@kandid898]

I promise her size wouldn't matter. I have seen girls half her size mollie whoop the larger girl. If you know, you know. Real fights are nothing like what we see on TV. ​@user-jn7rf9vt6l

[@ChesireWaltz]

Last I saw it that go down was years ago and it resulted in little bits of extensions left EVERYWHERE. Like clippings at the hair salon...

[@theflamingmushullama]

Omg that wedding bit was truly unbelievable. SO smart and well crafted. And I know it works because I'm watching this alone and audibly said "ooo". That is next level

[@AlyssaAllen.a]

😂😅 saaame. I was laying down and legit shot upright

[@beewiz42]

Can't wait to see him in Pittsburgh!! Always fresh jokes. I literally get all my popular news happenings from his regular posts!!

[@charle7537]

The only reason it wasn't as jarring to me is because I went to my cousin's wedding, in which he was marrying for the second time. Two people said his ex wife's name 😂 his uncle and his best friend. His best friend did it second and he was so embarrassed and ashamed that he cried. It was quite the ordeal 😫 but it was still a beautiful wedding and the two have been very happily married since 😂

[@ATLKing404]

I did too😂😂

[@vianeyboruel504]

Same

[@LazarusStr]

Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂 The explanation about the difference between "Girl!" & "Baby Girl" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 SO TRUE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-og1rv6sr8e]

Lulling the audience into an unexpected "Ooooooh" was brilliant!

[@reginapolo3357]

😂😂😂😂

[@jamiefinn4438]

The Segway to another joke thinking he’s moved on and then he gets the whole audience is genuinely one of the most impressive things I’ve seen from a comic in a long time. Not a special just a clip on KZbin. A truly special talent man. And I truly enjoy myself every time

[@LeslieRyan-bk1tk]

Segue?

[@teacherbecca526]

Here’s the truly impressive thing: I just saw him in April and none of that material was in his show. He is genuinely the most innovative and fresh comedian out there. He should be hosting the Daily Show

[@juliemcdonald1245]

@@LeslieRyan-bk1tk stahhhhpppP you knew what it meant

[@juliemcdonald1245]

yep. this comic knows people like Carlin did. The show is a very well-directed trip. lol

[@rinzaghi2057]

​@@juliemcdonald1245 we never staaaaahhhppp learning

[@djbabidadi2545]

Getting the entire crowd to the wedding was a masterwork.

[@BrianDMorton]

It’d be wild if everyone replied to this comment to boost his algorithm. Congrats on 1 year of Tuesdays Josh!

[@princessresinista9080]

🎉

[@BOOMNERD51]

Just found out about it and set notification on!

[@carpooltonal]

🎉🎉

[@anthonydixon9220]

👍👍👍👌👌👌🤌🤌🤌🙌

[@oliviaclark2711]

Woo!🎉🎉

[@bdp8102]

The way he got the whole audience going "ooooh" after he set it up... genius

[@thevegimeatatarian]

That was _beautiful_

[@a.b.creator]

You did it! You did it you did it! You got the crowd to naturally " Oooooooooh " 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂

[@heathercamera]

When you smiled after the audience went, "Oooohhhh," it made me laugh even harder!! You're the best!!! hahahahaha

[@krizzay95]

He manufactured an "ooohhhh" moment on the spot! LEGENDARY! 🤣😂

[@Sallam81]

I love his standup. He's witty and funny and informative at the same time. Very impressive delivery. It's like having a conversation with your friends at the bar. Very natural delivery

[@OctopusWhoSeesAll]

BBBBBB - Rep Jasmine Crockett 2024 ❤

[@Kikigreentea]

B6

[@sharonsmalls6846]

@@Kikigreentea Although, we know it was really B7.🤣😊

[@OctopusWhoSeesAll]

What them other B’s? I have ideas but idk

[@Zan823]

The 7th B was silent...just think female dog 🐕 an old crusty Afghan hound to be exact

[@kathylove2561]

​@@sharonsmalls6846She admits it too.

[@PerplexedVet]

I think people forget that what gets said in these hearings is recorded in the national records. If the US still exists hundreds of years from now, someone will be able to look up that meeting and read their comments to each other.

[@corettejones]

YESSSS!!!👍🏽🔥🥰🎉✔️

[@emeral311]

Louder for the people in the back 😂

[@Msvalexvalex]

Not if what was said is striked from the record. I think both the eyelashes and 6B comments were stricken.

[@callmev3531]

8:13, The sheer amount of pride on his face for manifesting this “ooohh” among the most cathartic moments I’ve seen in a comedy special.

[@Matt-pz4we]

Oh... my... God that setup to get the collective OOOOoooo was MASTERFUL.

[@DavidS.Pumpkin]

I can't believe he had me at home like oouu!😢

[@JP-pz5zh]

Best experience ever!

[@KiffG]

Me too!

[@sophiea6917]

8:40 That was awesome!!! Clap clap

[@Fr3nchfrii]

Oooooooooo, smoooooooooth

[@heartpalette]

The "ooooh" extra got me bc i was thinking "Hes right, i haven't said oooh since i was a child" 😂😭

[@navidhendrix]

How he primed them up with the "oooohhh" commentary before the wedding joke. When the crowd said it .... pure genius

[@damarisalaman]

That was that South Dallas coming out of Rep Crockett in an EVER so professional manner 😂😂😂

[@denisenj7648]

The knowing smile and nod when he caught us oooohhing. 😮😂

[@KellonSankar]

Josh* Johnson just levelled up his stand-up comedy and story telling game by how skillfully he coaxed that "Ooooooo" from the audience 👌🏽

[@quixotichippie]

*Josh 🙃

[@JP-pz5zh]

That was a moment fr.

[@KellonSankar]

@@quixotichippie Damn... how did I mess up that one

[@jamiepender6667]

Dude that was PRICELESS!!!!! I’ve never seen a comic play out this long bit so perfectly and then elicit the perfect response from the crowd. That was truly an amazing masterpiece. Wow.

[@tamrasmith1744]

I’m pretty sure Jasmine Crockett’s reading comprehension was better than MTG’s when Rep. Crockett was only in the 6th grade. It is inappropriate to be commenting on someone’s appearance during a House proceeding, but what’s wrong with wearing false eyelashes anyway. Does MTG think she is morally superior for wearing less makeup? 😂 MTG very publicly cheated on her husband with at least 2 men, but she’s the morally superior one? 😂

[@chrisrhodes2]

It would be like a male Congress member showing up in shades or big chain on

[@tamrasmith1744]

@@chrisrhodes2 What are you talking about? Some women wear false eyelashes almost every day and don’t look inappropriate at all. A nurse I used to work with wore them every day, because she has alopecia totalis and has no eyelashes. I never even noticed until she told me about her condition. Eyelashes come in different lengths and can look quite natural. That’s quite an ignorant comment.

[@christelalouis-jeune3062]

🫨Ooooooooh!

[@kpepperl319]

The fact that 2 other men were good to go on B⁶ is insane 😅... Must be a small town with not many choices.

[@tamrasmith1744]

@@kpepperl319 One was her trainer, so she was paying him. That might explain it.

[@GoldenFrizbee]

This is why we need women like Jasmine in office. Hell yeah!

[@ellenpederson-lewis8557]

Yes to Jasmine Crockett!

[@daniellew.7928]

The way Josh guided the audience to that “oooo” moment was extremely attractive and satisfying 😅

[@tippycanoe823]

How does he not have a Netflix special yet

[@pilotnamealreadytaken6035]

They can't afford him

[@enelezed454]

If anyone should have one, he should have one

[@celestialnubian]

He belongs to Comedy Central.

[@KiffG]

Right!

[@KiffG]

In real-time, Good things comes to those who wait!....The Netflix Special!

[@theepicricemaker6611]

The crowd work in thst "OOOOO" was ACTUALLY amazing. Honestly probably some of the best I've seen

[@elsvaughn7959]

That manufactured "ooooohh!" was AWESOME

[@graescaleZ]

Josh, that "ooo moment" setup was MASTERFUL. The crowd had no idea that they were being set up, and when the silent punchline hits, it's simply comedic gold!!! You're KILLING it, my dude!!!! 😂😂😂

[@smorris7713]

"Ashley was his ex" I friggin 'oooooo'ed 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@TheEvilMrJeb]

It’s always great when a crowd reacts perfectly, and the joke about saying the wrong name at the wedding (8:45) getting the “Ooooo” reaction is EXACTLY what he wanted. Perfection.

[@genesmalley3379]

This is one of the best classes of human psychology ever taught. You primed the behavior then got a two for in the same experience. An "ooooH" and a "slow clap". Well done! Bravo!

[@queenperfectlyimperfect7210]

Thought I was the only one who caught it

[@ThamiWorld]

bro being able to get the whole crowd to simultaneously make the reaction he built up in his joke is so masterful

[@royceroyce7715]

Okay but I've never had someone explain how it's possible for "baby girl" to be ruthless so well, so quickly, top marks.

[@mekalashay7111]

“Either way it’s a BOP” 😂

[@murfeel1173]

FACTS! I don't know which one would hurt me to my core more, butch or botched, either way edges were scalped. XD

[@oceanoflotion8630]

I put a couple of mixes of this into my grandma's background tv. She said it got her to look up from her cross stitch. 😂

[@mekalashay7111]

@@oceanoflotion8630🤣🤣

[@trexusification]

My kindergarten teacher used to shout “no fire trucks!” When we all burst out into an “ooo!”

[@Phryxil]

The Ooooh. Dude, that was masterful. You are 1000% following your Calling.

[@alexemerson9886]

I just very gently "ooooooh"'d at my phone, and my dog sat down in an (unnecessarily!!) apologetic fashion 😆 the power is real!

[@sandraries1290]

😮😅😂😊

[@kristinagoodwin6801]

Josh is my favorite new correspondent on The Daily Show...great stand up as well... so glad he is discovering success and sharing his comedic talent with a larger audience!!

[@RolfStones]

That wedding anecdote was genius. To make the crowd go "ooohhhh" without them realizing it. Well played Josh!

[@wrobinson8078]

approving slow clap on setting up the "ooooooh" 😂

[@Solid_Nebula]

My mans GAVE them an "ooo" moment 😂 hell yeah

[@RendellJones]

That “oooooooohh” part was GENIUS! Bruh I did it too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bcd398]

Marjorie Taylor Greene has since gone online and posted workout videos and pictures of herself in yoga tights saying "I'm about to be 50 years old". Edit to add- The photos also showed indicators that they were photoshopped 😂 Oh yeah, that shit hurt her bad 😂😂😂😂

[@stevenclark1662]

Dude, I just had breakfast.

[@ef1876]

She's coping 😂😂

[@oceanoflotion8630]

Every comment should be "right foot"

[@oceanoflotion8630]

​@@ef1876 she shows us the work outs, but not her deformity.

[@ninaj.4885]

The video of the lady that spotted MTG in the airport and called her the BBBBBB and MTG was silent. The lady was laughing so hard it had me dying and MTG just stood there and didn't say a word.

[@snowwhite2524]

I'm so glad that you're joking about this. 😂 If I don't laugh about the current state of our country and politics, I'll cry. Thank you, Josh.

[@doggodoggo3000]

Im constantly floored by how much new material Josh always has. This dude is a freak.

[@vlogily8043]

And doing The Daily Show and KZbin and other social media if he’s on it

[@steggopotamus]

He's my favorite part of trevor noah's pod cast sometimes too. Trevor is funny sure, but josh always comes from left field, just calmly bringing up the most random yet surprisingly relevant perspective.

[@doggodoggo3000]

@@steggopotamus i didnt know that. thanks for sharing. ill check it out.

[@mizzezw]

Setup, Delivery the wedding "oooh" was perfect. Good stuff as usual 🤣🔥🔥

[@allistertenpenny6871]

"Girl Baby girl is like showing someothe glock" 😂🤣

[@dawnkindnesscountsmost5991]

8:23 I said "Ooooh" without even thinking, and then Josh smiled, and I laughed, and said to myself, "He got me! Nice one." 😂 And, Josh, you don't have to watch C-Span to see what happened & who said what; it's all over KZbin, and there are a dozen or more songs with Representative Crockett's words put to music!

[@LonceyMills]

“Bleached Blonde, Bad Built, Butch Body” 🎵🎶

[@Uncday-day]

Got me with the ooooo. Wasn't paying attention heard the wedding story said ooooo then realized what you did...well played

[@porovaara]

that vows joke was next level.

[@jessicasingh942]

Too ready for this. This guy is intelligent and hilarious.

[@amberlightrunner4696]

When everyone "ooed" and then realized they did it! Lol That was great.

[@mrmct78]

The set up for that "Ooo" joke.... Perfection! 😂😂

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

1:45 HE KNOWS TOO MUCH. Ladies, who let this man into the clubhouse while we weren't looking??

[@rosemariedennery-francis5002]

I came across you because of your take on the "6B's" of Congresswoman Crockett. Not only were you funny but refreshing...other adjectives that to my ears are truly not needed or necessary were not used in your set. Keep on making us laugh and smile. There are more of us that prefer our entertaining clean, memorable, and uplifting. Peace!

[@catherineprice1613]

Absolutely

[@shrimpel3542]

The wedding OOH is my new favorite Josh Johnson joke! 😆

[@starflakey]

it’s “…baby girl, i will cut you” 😆

[@ElmoRitter]

having fresh sets this long non stop for free on youtube is so fucking hard god dayum thanks bro

[@being3166]

It was the baby girl part for me 🤣🤣🤣

[@werotan]

That wedding joke was like watching a chemical explosive reaction in slow motion. Also bloody brilliant!