Real Time with Bill Maher: 2016 Billionaire Buyers Guide (HBO)

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In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher appraises the 2016 GOP contenders for the oligarchs who will be bankrolling for their campaigns.
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[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

I just enjoy hearing Burr in the background just laughing.

[@nicholasdepina2944]

Love bill burr

[@tylerkeller8869]

Game recognize game. The man knows funny comedy 🤣🤣

[@dp-mason]

Bill Burr's laugh is the best part of this video

[@thegreyghost5846]

"Mitt's speeches are so boring Bill Cosby uses them to knock out aspiring actresses" lmfao best line ever

[@TheFiddle101]

Yes, killer line!

[@Bludgeoned2DEATH2]

Bill Maher is the perfect mix of hilarity, ad hominem, and truth.

[@AnEvolvingApe]

Rand Paul "styles his hair to look like a toupee" thanks Bill that made me LOL

[@geekdiggy]

"bakeries like him for the same reason." bill maher hits hard as fuck

[@wolfstar675]

"Ted Cruz is what you get if Ayn Rand had half a sex change and moved to Waco" hahahahaha

[@iamtherealzombie]

And watching this in 2020, how much does Bill wish Mitt Romney won?

[@lemonielala3080]

Ah, how innocent we were back then. 🙄

[@Bandito518]

Howard dean was loving it... Cracking up constantly

[@johnlinden7398]

I DON'T WHO WRITES HIS MATERIAL BUT MAHERS DELIVERY IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT AND RIGHT ON !

[@maximilianalexander2823]

This was one of Bill's funniest bits

[@LouisianaCityboi]

If only our current President were any of these clowns.

[@caracrabtree715]

Trump put a few in the cabinet, probably because they donated their funds to him after they dropped out

[@jadedbrad]

Amen!

[@jonathanhunt283]

@@jadedbrad 8

[@tannerpost9154]

He’s every nutcase mentioned wrapped into one

[@jerzeyguy71]

wait, what?? doesn't make sense?

[@amaliabreveleri5445]

I've always thought Ted Cruz smiled like he was dead inside.

[@zachbills8112]

The good old days.

[@splaar]

Cut to 5 years later, the Republicans are calling Romney a traitor and the rest of us are wishing he was president

[@austinha11]

Thanks for not having ads on your videos

[@blechtic]

On the "plus side", there's Chris Christie...

[@Earthium]

Can we elect a cat into office? I've seen small towns do it successfully.

[@mmariedennis]

Brilliant.

[@drakeiverson755]

We are doomed.

[@Xakslied]

Drake Iverson yeah...

[@margueritehudsell4454]

Tex Cruz. Twinkle Toes Perry. I'm so depressed I can't breathe!

[@miranda6691]

I laughed so hard at the end there I about peed myself.

[@Tony29103]

Don't you ,love how this aged. Ben Carson thought that bull about Obama yet Trump looks like he'd actually cancel the election and declare martial law

[@SELFlnsurance]

I HEAR BILLY RED FACE'S LAUGH !

[@marcomeme4875]

''Ted was born in Canada. But don't let that fool you he's a real asshole'' OMFG I can't watch this in a public library

[@ingineous]

Hahahahahahaha ..... Bill Cosby hahahaha... I cant....I cant.....hahahahaha

[@ismfofisawesome3]

the funniest thing about this to me is that i totally forgot that Mitt Romney was running this time too

[@jayshah1794]

+ismfofisawesome3 he decided not to run, he never declared. This video was for likely voters

[@atarileaf]

Wait Ted Cruz is Canadian? How can he run for president? Or is that only wrong if your non-US birthplace is Kenya?

[@ajdinanno]

I'd say the difference is that Ted Cruz is a white guy but he's not. He only looks like a white guy. He's a Canadian of Cuban descent. Only in America can a foreign Latino reinvent himself as White Conservative politician from the deep South. It'd be interesting to see if anyone tries to stop him from running on the grounds that he's not a natural born citizen. His mother may have been an American but she gave birth in Canada so Ted Cruz is Canadian by birth and therefore should not be allowed to run for President.

[@TerminatorSe7en]

He denounced his Canadian citizenship and identifies himself as American.

[@ghosty1233]

6236003 This.

[@Relbl]

6236003 Yes, and Obama's mother was a US citizen when he was born, didn't stop all that nonsense did it...

[@n1lla]

6236003 Being born in Canada doesn't automatically grant you dual citizen ship. I am a 'US citizen born abroad' (this is the actual verbiage on my birth certificate) in Canada and i have no citizen ship for that country. To file for citizen ship status in Canada you have to be an adult and have lived in the country for about 4 years. Seeing how Cruz was born in 1970 and his parents moved back to the USA in 1974 i am going to guess he is a US citizen born abroad like me and holds no Canadian citizenship since he doesn't meet the requirements to have such status.

[@daAnT1990]

As bad as the interview with Bill Burr went... Billy Redface really enjoyed this "New Rules" :D

[@GmailUnited]

lol i thought #1 was going to be Trump

[@truth_seeker_4203]

This was from January of last year. Trump didn't start his campaign yet

[@JK_2998]

+Slick Bern 2k16 I didnt realise Mitt even entered the race

[@TheWill857]

+Flying Spectacles he dudnt

[@TheWill857]

+Ben Sackett didnt

[@nikolap92]

OMG Bill Burr

[@michaelchoki2133]

I want to see more of the show online, I mean this new rules bits are funny and gets lots of hits, but it doesn't make or create arguments that is necessary for us to educate people around us. please upload more of the show.

[@mr.c7094]

I know what you mean, here, feel free to indulge (all of them) mmm dot primewire dot agslashwatch-13422-Real-Time-with-Bill-Maher-online-free

[@bedazzlejuju]

Love!!!😂

[@Spidido]

So Ted's born in Canada but he can contest? I thought you had to be 'born in the USA' to be eligible?

[@walterbishop3668]

that cosby joke

[@jeffreywallace9520]

whenever I watch a Bill Maher video and go to put thumbs up and you hit it. it does nothing

[@Spidido]

GOP on '16, Dems in '20. Everyone thinks he or she's the one.

[@crackedoutmayor1942]

As a Canadian, please America. keep Ted Cruz

[@endspirecuts6144]

@3:45 "... because you're an insane paranoid liar who will say absolutely anything -- or as Faux news puts it, "When can you start!?" I'm done. 😂

[@kinaoborot]

Well, good news: no one of this guys didn't make it. Bad news, though...

[@KeeTweets]

Dying LMAO

[@truthhurts3524]

Rand “I need a new perm” Paul

[@maxrice6990]

rubio with the water bottle talent lmao

[@emperorpalpatine2531]

If only Trump hadn’t gone down that escalator, maybe we would have had president Romney

[@margueritehudsell4454]

We've heard about The New Jersey Blues.

[@tubewatcher38]

Chris Christie 1 - Lapband 0 Lmao

[@ummglick]

Alfred E Newman for prez

[@DAVIDInitiative]

This was the first stage of grief: denial. We all knew Trump would be the guy, but we had to keep saying it was a joke to make it so lol

[@apogena]

*Bill Maher calls Chris Christie (among others) a "corporate ass licker". Chris Christie appears on Bill Maher's show 4 years later (February 9, 2019). None of the other Republicans listed seem to have been on the show.*

[@elhombredeoro955]

Naah , they go

[@aykcroid]

Marco Rubio's book cover pose has diabetes written all over it.

[@1in10million]

LMAO That was good.

[@JR-ju4pg]

Simpler times.

[@bigdog4574]

BAHAHAHA, sooo true!

[@vyassathya3772]

At 4:00 I thought on the plus side something with plus size was coming up

[@voodoodummie]

on the plus side, is his waist, moobies and all of his chins. on the downside, is his saggy gut

[@vakis456]

it's funny to watch this, years after. Bill was actually calling Billionaires on this one to make their choice for the Republican ticket. He got his wish in the end! A billionaire was on the ticket!

[@brandonmaddox4862]

A fake billionaire

[@vakis456]

@@brandonmaddox4862 $2.5 billion NET WORTH - source Forbes

[@tomgardner8825]

very, very funny. cause it's true

[@reyandreas]

Hey! and what about Sanctorum?

[@GRACIOUSCAMELEON]

Lmao

[@archlab007]

Oh the days when Hitler was still considered evil by both parties....

[@michaelhunter1093]

Government of the people, by the people, for the Billionaires and Oligarch's shall not perish from the Earth. Abraham Lincoln

[@livinginvancouverbc2247]

Lincoln must've mumbled at the 'billionaires' point in the speech.

[@michaelhunter1093]

i'm fairly sure our FOUNDING FATHERS didn't intend our politicians to be PUPPETS FOR BIG MONEY INTERESTS!!

[@toddlavigne6441]

why do all the candidates have swollen lips and runny noses LOL

[@UncleMikeNJ]

720 people like this. 9 are... members of the Romney family.

[@tomsmall1244]

I wonder if he said the same about the Dem field for 2020 🤔

[@elhombredeoro955]

Credit where credit is due, he did say that.

[@ryanjavierortega8513]

Once, once when 9 Liars was considered too many...

[@passiveagressive4983]

Oh if Bill only knew.......

[@rachellepeterson6225]

OMG...LOL!!!

[@greenlime1997]

Back when Bill’s show was watchable.

[@lovetrain442]

Your the best Bill !!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

[@digitalbookworm5678]

CAGE MATCH!!!

[@shinken13]

lol how is Ayn Rand still a thing?

[@akabaker98]

That entire lineup is FRIGHTENING!

[@noquarteratall780]

It boggles my mind that we stand a good chance of electing someone who is related very closely to someone who held the office less than 20 years ago. The chance of that person to be the best person to lead our country has to be astronomically low.

[@inkedseahear]

How native were we when we think those people were going to win the nominee

[@CavemanJesus4Life]

Native?

[@petergreen2552]

There's no point in ordinary people in ordinary jobs that pay ordinary wages voting in the presidential election,seeing as the winner is the one that spends the most corporate money.

[@CorvusCorax.]

Little did we know 🙄

[@dddux]

I wouldn't give someone called "Jeb" to handle my bins.

[@jerzeyguy71]

I guess this was before Trump came down the escalator to announce...

[@GordonofSeattle]

Bernie Sanders back up Rand Paul this is not a republic anymore, nor is it even a democracy

[@elgirl19]

Oh how you got it all wrong.............

[@jackdrive223]

the dems sure did =)

[@91rummy]

Toupee came from an Indian word Topi which means a cap..

[@pooshoveler]

That was kind of ironic when he made fun of Rand Paul. He is just like him. Lol

[@jadeimingan184]

Poor Christy

[@richbydesignpullupj5842]

oh wow hahaha

[@hihitler5406]

I WONDER WHAT DIFFRENCE IT MAKES IF WE HAVE A PRESIDENT OR NOT.

[@sparkielyle3679]

I'm with yah Sharon, on Liz. Hillary & Liz 4 VP, now were talkin! PT-!--O2A. . .

[@tommot445]

Bill Maher forgot the first and second rule in comedy. Rule #1: what you say and do has to be funny. Rule #2: don't quit your day job if you fucked up at rule #1.

[@CavemanJesus4Life]

And none of them got the nom

[@rhyno8644]

2015 voting presidential elections are about as real as Jeb Bush being nominated to represent the GOP as the 3rd Bush in less than 25 years. Wtf

[@Blunderful19]

Clearly this man has never driven a Camry.

[@aspincelaframboise9936]

Good one eh... Ü

[@bma051000]

It's Ayn Rand, not Ann Rand, Bill.

[@twilightlove]

ooooh

[@janncoons7445]

Oh my god look how thin Ted Cruz is there! And then look how huge he is now!! He's right up there with the dumpster

[@Tallgeese03]

burned the Fuck out of mitt Romney Lmfaoo

[@pettypettywoodchuck2]

This was the best final new rule in a long time, fucking witty.

[@briancolson3808]

Back when Bill Maher was good..!!

[@Emsland1993]

Wow. A summary of the Republican nominees. Before Trump had even announced his candidacy Truly another world.

[@CalrissianSteele]

Sometimes you look into people's eyes and see nothing. Just lifeless and soulless. It looks empty. Look into Mitt Romney's eyes and tell me different.

[@hihitler5406]

BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT.