Really Old Thieves 3 (The Alani Nu Nabber)

[@machineshopinc.6783]

this guy is clearly a pro. didnt drop a big fat duece, no thief scratch and not looking at the counter tells me hes next level.

[@Vincentzw]

true, though he did touch that bag of chips...

[@turntablist08]

didn't even ask the cashier a stupid question too!

[@zooknutt]

And even more impressive no look of confusion

[@TheRealEMURSE]

+ the glove

[@Happyッ-r4q]

Don't forget the stare of confusion

[@erikr695]

The way he threw that drink into his armpit suggests he might be an unemployed magician.

[@thesmiffable]

Thats why he's wearing the glove!

[@edfoster6769]

Bum-O The Thief.

[@seanjackson6440]

Yes 🙅🏾‍♂️🧢

[@outlander2878]

Nice!! Lol

[@gmoneykushgang1828]

😂😂😂😂jack didn’t even see 😭🤫

[@asystolemusic]

This has to be one of the slickest thefts I’ve ever seen happen at this gas station

[@sts-31]

The way he just throws it up there.. If this camera system was older and lower res and lower fps, that would be pretty hard to catch even in replay

[@seanjackson6440]

I had to watch the video in slow motion to catch it 😂😂

[@symmetry629]

It was slick but he hung around too long! A pro would leave immediately.

[@bubba99009]

This guy probably runs 3 card monte games as his day job

[@seanjackson6440]

@@symmetry629 tru tho jack wouldn’t even have caught that in time and he be gone.

[@costly_cb7]

Apparently it takes 50+ years to reach platinum level shoplifting

[@sixtyfiveford]

He won the moment he walked in and didn't look at the counter.....

[@mangoes_212]

Yeah instead his strategy is to look directly at all the cameras.

[@snowpuddle9622]

@@mangoes_212 he didn't tho

[@abacab87]

Now I'm going to feel like a thief if I DON"T look at the counter. I'm screwed.

[@777sn2]

Its ok to look once and achnowledge the person there and be friendly, it's repeated looks that seems suspicious and gets these guys caught lol.

[@Truid312]

@@mangoes_212 could you really tell tho? His eyes were so darn squinty.

[@seanjackson6440]

That slip was almost magic. The follow through with the hand is what caught me 😂😂

[@ItsJDonYouTube]

lmao same haha it was perfect though ngl

[@benjaminstarks6615]

The under the armpit hocus pocus was nearly uncanny.

[@seanjackson6440]

@@benjaminstarks6615 facts 🤣🤣

[@frankrosemeck9898]

You almost have to respect the art of that maneuver. Dude's obviously been perfecting it for years...

[@seanjackson6440]

@@frankrosemeck9898 had to be😂😂it was just too smooth and let’s not forget he didn’t Loooook uppppp at the counterrrrr 😂

[@xfeym5921]

I work loss prevention and man was this one of the slickest things I’ve seen.

[@ricocoqui442]

Bet you have like 2 of these magian thieves in your store at least once or 3 times a month and gets away undetected even not by cams lmao.. Cause it look like the camera almost missed this one too lmao if the guy didnt realize he grabbed two.

[@maxyv1309]

@@ricocoqui442 i worked 2 years as loss prevention in Argentina and this guy is sus since min 0

[@jamestownsassacre9211]

But are they MADE FRESH DAILY? 😍😍😍

[@juliebraden6911]

He's like 80 years old so he's had a lot of practice.

[@esthertodd6562]

We don't care

[@Richard.Dawson]

That was the slickest armpit stuff I have ever seen. That dude has perfected that technique over the years!

[@waynemadsen5624]

That latex glove has something to do with his technique. Pappy is well seasoned at his craft.

[@dannylaza1326]

I thnk its a distraction

[@seanjackson6440]

I think you’re on to something

[@Jeff-NORCAL]

Better grip for that shwooping slip

[@outlander2878]

"Pappy" perfect!!!

[@CubsWin2012]

No fingerprints.

[@rolmastey5432]

this man has made a career from humiliating people who shoplift at the gas station he works at. legend

[@dustinduzgames1276]

Really!?!?!? i couldn't tell

[@mike-w2k]

@@dustinduzgames1276shut up goofy

[@honeybadger1847]

Regardless of the outcome, Jack’s math skills are impeccable.

[@Matt-qu3pg]

"I know he had two... then he has one"

[@honeybadger1847]

@@Matt-qu3pg Laughing all over again 🤣

[@levelintent]

@@Matt-qu3pg hahahaha

[@Danny451]

He even passed up on the delicious sandwiches with a quarter pound of meat in each one.🤣

[@Jimsalos]

And they are made fresh daily!

[@googletubesucks]

don't forget the three slices of cheese

[@Danny451]

@@milesjohnson5487 🤣👍

[@Danny451]

@@googletubesucks 🤣👍

[@Danny451]

@@Jimsalos 🤣👍

[@andrewhoward4523]

No deuce dropping, and no thief scratch. I’d say this man is a pro!

[@jamesr5741]

Too much walking around though creating suspicion. Once he hones his skill more the average gas station won't stand a chance though lol

[@troublesome7640]

I found this channel when I spent a week in hospital, and it got me through it I couldn't stop laughing. Thank you

[@itzty3371]

We all hope your brothers doing well man keep us up with an update. So sorry for what you guys been dealing with. Hope everyone doing good

[@FullyCharged22]

What happened?

[@garec7849]

He had a horrible crash

[@houseofpain3580]

❤️DITTO❤️

[@HarryBallsss]

@@garec7849 obviously I don’t know your financial situation and it’s none of my business, but a few videos back he posts a video detailing what exactly happened to his brother and asks for any help from us all. The gofundme page and link is still up so I’m sure they will appreciate any help! For all the amazing content this guy puts together for us, I couldn’t help fast enough! Stay safe!

[@houseofpain3580]

GSE is❤️ENTERTAINMENT

[@bgx3232]

As sad as a man his age (or any age over 5 in all honesty) stealing an energy drink is, that handoff up his sleeve was clean as hell.

[@firstlast8258]

😂

[@crocodile2006]

Guy should be working in Vegas with moves like that

[@viscountrainbows6452]

The only man who can challenge Randy Pitchford in sheer greasiness.

[@junme1389]

More likely he's just bored with life at that age and stealing gives him a lil rush he hasn't had since his youth. Not terribly sad, mostly understandable.

[@NN-lx4mb]

His Grandkids must be proud watching Grandpa stealing at the local gas station.

[@chictown]

Hope all his friends and relatives see this.

[@xzxmemoxzx]

i would be

[@silasgs9257]

Stealing a 6$ drink while on the job daily can save you about 120$ a month taking 5 days a week. Lol just a thought and not a big loss for any multi million/billion $$ retailers. U could just NOT do it and should be punished if caught but damn this guy almost deserved it

[@chictown]

@@silasgs9257 If he's that desperate for a drink, maybe he should get a job that pays better or fill up some empty water bottles at home. Stealing hurts everybody, particularly the people who pay increased prices for their goods because of theft.

[@silasgs9257]

@@chictown im not saying its ok or condonable buf those companies are often compensated for the theft and reimbursed 80-100% of it they are very well insured. Thats why stores have a limit of how much they can lose a quarter. The price gouging you see is just that, price gouging. Looking for any excuse to get richer

[@datboi8140]

That old man was pretty slick not gonna lie🤣

[@WontSeeReplies]

The amount of time and energy he put into stealing one drink..

[@wrathybear]

it's still free drink so for them, it's probably worth it

[@heymmommmm]

yeah he did it for a thrill. the way he wears a glove and uses a napkin to touch any surface, why so paranoid about prints over a can of soda?

[@JiMiHUNDROSS]

What if he took so long cause he knew they were gonna check the cameras to see if he stole and that gave him just enough time to escape

[@Tat2ist_chris]

This guy was the final boss of all thieves 😂

[@lesdoodis121]

I bet this guy was so happy with himself like he spent ages planning this heist. "I bet I can get one over on these KZbinrs!" Little did he know 🤣

[@jaysocool3860]

He deserves that energy drink what a performance 👏

[@derekstevens3119]

I can't be the only one who silently narrates my trips into a gas station in GSE's voice

[@voidremoved]

Alright you guys, we're going to be paying attention to this slippery little rattlesnake right here

[@PnwOnTour]

🍁 weed is good but not that much.

[@joann3190]

Finally a thief, it’s been quite a long time. Lol

[@hellfire66683]

Love the intro on this one gotta love the DBZ inspired introductions, and dang old guy has some slick moves this definitely isn't his first rodeo.

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

If this is a DBZ episode 14 episodes from now he will still be stealing the drink

[@hellfire66683]

@@Truecrimeresearcher224 ok ya got me there

[@geert574]

He needed a quick boost because he was on his way to meet Britney at the To Catch A Predator crib and it's a 7hr drive

[@SlaterGator]

This store has more drinks than a supermarket, how the hell do you leave “empty handed”

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Can't even be mad, he was so smooth about it. [well actually I can be mad at a shoplifter]

[@atlasliet]

I know it's weird but watching these videos I can't help but think what would be the perfect tactic a crook would do to get into the store, steal and escape without being noticed; and this one almost got it, his mistake (besides being a shitty human being) was probably wasting so much time looking at nothing.

[@danielgonzalez-yp7hi]

😂 shitty human being? It wasn’t Amber Hurd 💩👩🏼🤷🏻‍♂️

[@JulianSandz]

Almost perfect - His tell is the 'left hand on lower jacket brace' - You'll get him next time 🤣

[@777sn2]

Yeah. The one mistake the old man made is not wearing a mask to hide his identity, if he had hed be able to rob the place blind consistently lmaoo

[@IceyZB]

Damn, he had all the moves❗ didn't look at the camera....he really is a professional‼®™ 😳 😳 😳

[@Del-Canada]

04:38 Those would be over fifty bucks here in eastern Canada. A dozen are thirty. I don't smoke but tobacco is insanely high here also.

[@sydlynch7577]

So nice to see the return of Really Old Thieves

[@nathannichols7306]

The Gas gauge Dragon balls sent me. Keep it up. I hope, like many others, that your brother is doing great my dude!

[@kellykristinenorton-sanche1001]

There’s a dad who has a lime green and black slingshot in our elementary school pickup line! Sweet car Tom 💪🏻

[@11Kslingshot]

Those slingshots are cool, Don't ever ride a trike. The nickname Slingshot comes from the old school GSXR1100 Suzuki. Damn fast bike for its time

[@sea_bass]

And a rare on too 🏍

[@stevetaylor9027]

The thief is called "One-Glove" with a superpower of making a Alani Nu disappear into his jacket

[@rileyruby9654]

That was the slickest theft I’ve maybe ever seen

[@nathannichols7306]

For real. Even rewatching it it's hard to see. Buddy's been doing this a minute🤣

[@nathannichols7306]

Rewatch at .25 speed and look at that shit🤣 so smooth!

[@amphitheatre]

right?? dude should move up in the world, he's clearly trained.

[@Breen09]

Got done giving a prostate exam and then shoplifted. What a busy afternoon

[@drew8805]

This man’s impressions are dog gone hilarious!

[@anxerenheze109]

Why is the dog gone??

[@drew8805]

@@anxerenheze109 you know, that’s a good question. I don’t know. I’m sure he’ll come around.

[@anxerenheze109]

@@drew8805 hopefully

[@stacieeleigh]

A new one! Yay! I work at a TA Travel Centers Truck Stop and I wish corporate would do this!!! It'd be so funny.

[@2023ame]

As usual so creative in presentation 👏 and sound effects 👌. From Malaysia 🇲🇾

[@Robnord1]

Oooo... That conceal action at 2:09 was fast! This *is* a pro!

[@BrianCinBengals]

I’m surprised that more of these thieves aren’t recognized and justifiably shamed, especially a guy driving around in a pricey looking work vehicle like that. If he’s working in trades you know he’s stealing anything that’s not nailed down from clients.

[@luis4210]

Those vans are extremely common

[@beast_mode_4200]

Yea man, Brand new transit vans are around 30-35, Older ones go for 18-25.

[@BrianCinBengals]

@@beast_mode_4200 And the one he was driving looked pretty shiny and new.

[@thomasduvall1104]

Thanks for the shoutout! Best coffee and staff around.

[@djslip_irie]

Sick ride tom!

[@jbaby007]

Imagine being 50+ years old wearing one glove and stealing an energy drink from a corner store. Pathetic.

[@anxerenheze109]

The way these prices are rn. I mean shiiii

[@voidremoved]

he probably has leprosy and now the customer who gets the can he put back will contract the disease. It will be the new covid but you got to wear a glove instead of a mask and you have to get the jab daily but its a suppository

[@joeys8701]

And wasting 5 minutes of your time to do it… if this geezer makes only $20/hr, this was hardly even worth the time alone.

[@motodog242]

Ain’t condoning it, but everyone prices have been jacked up; and gas stations didn’t sell their food and beverages cheap before prices were hiked up.

[@xzxmemoxzx]

@@joeys8701 everything he stole was worth more than $20 lol

[@in_vas_por8810]

2:08 He was lookin like Jack Sparrow with that follow through off the armpit toss 😭😭😭

[@guislarcia6423]

Now that’s a slippery little salamander 👀 not his first rodeo

[@spacefulx]

That slip was a veteran move for sure

[@roryvonbrutt7302]

Damn, he had all the moves❗️ didn't look at the camera....he really is a professional‼️®™️ And he got away........😳 😳 😳 ------HE'LL BE BACK-------

[@BikJTube]

...And thanks for keeping us in the loop especially with what you are going through.

[@scoobydubious294]

I used to feel bad for the store on the occasions that these losers walk away scot-free. Now I imagine all sorts of situations where a co-worker is lucky enough to see your video and the next day everyone knows and he is fired or at least openly mocked at work constantly.

[@henrykirk4457]

90% of them don't work.

[@kluna]

as a Gas station employee...you bring me so much friggen joy.

[@ghettovegeta5740]

It would be interesting to hear Jack narrate a video!

[@Sktzo]

That intro....::chef kiss::

[@rexman971]

I had a hard time seeing it too. It just disappeared lol. But you know he had two so that's all that matters.

[@allinformyjacket]

The into was 🤌. Chef’s kiss.

[@rayray5472]

Really old thieves... LMAO...

[@willp8629]

I always thought it was polite to look at counter and say hi as you walk into small shops like this

[@ranchosdelnorte]

Not sure if the guy was on break from doing mobile prostate exams, or if he's a germaphobe who can only afford one nitrile glove

[@evanfogherty5161]

He looks like your dad

[@crocodile2006]

Think he's worried about leaving fingerprints... watch how to opens the fridge door and keeps it open with his leg rather than use his other hand

[@jayogee913]

Off topic, but I really like how clean and neat you keep your property. Good work!

[@ghpjerry]

This cat is a local "Clown"...He does kids shows & sometimes adult 1 on 1 parties at a motel. I digress. With his sleight of hand technique, he is a professional & should be easy to find.

[@oldsaerotech1167]

Crank Yanker hand.

[@Artisticspells]

I’m not surprised

[@moxie5915]

That unsolved mystery crime music at the end gets me every time lmao!

[@outlander2878]

The degree of effort put into the heist far exceeded the reward. Damn Thieves

[@heberdiaz1806]

It didn’t look like much effort was exerted honestly. Thief was chill as fuck.

[@jonr4721]

Dude was smooth af

[@jaimhaas5170]

Quite amazing to see the amount of thinking that goes on in the mind of a petty theif. No wonder I have never been one.

[@juliebraden6911]

Not surprised someone who spells it "theif" believes that was a lot of thinking.

[@jaimhaas5170]

@@juliebraden6911 oh Julie you are so smart!

[@HunterShows]

This is a level 14 elder thief.

[@trees6543]

This guy clearly watched all your videos & took notes on what not to do. He even knew the blind spots of the cameras 🤣

[@jamesr5741]

That's why he wears a blue glove that matches his shirt underneath, so that it covers up the can when he lifts and drops it into his jacket. To the casual observer it looks like he's just adjusting his jacket. Beware of all customers wearing one glove, now it's a dead give-away.

[@jimihendrix7925]

The Dragonball Z music gotta love it

[@Allmageddon343]

Do thieves not realize the whole "look all around the store pretending they don't have what I'm looking for" just makes you look ultra suspicious? No one actually acts like that

[@OShackHennessy]

Oooh Ruffles better touch ‘em 😂 These videos are like a master class on how not to look suspicious

[@X150t]

At that point I think you just have to say "well played" and let them have it.

[@KellyAesop]

that DBZ intro had me rolling

[@heveycreations4197]

That thief is a professional ! Didn't look at the counter and he has slick moves.

[@justinadams5573]

These videos are my source of happiness they are too funny.At 2:45 you missed a chance to say "look of confusion",because if that wasn't a look of confusion i don't know what is.SHE GONE!

[@jaquanclay4011]

he swiped that shit fast asf 😂😂

[@Idontknowmaybejohnsmith]

Lol, the best part is you can see Jack watching him the background at 2:15

[@legatus9081]

Tom living the dream driving that thing around

[@jonnydallas6507]

A smooth criminal. 🤣🤣

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

The guy with the slingshot is the same guy who invented Myspace.

[@evanjonez914]

“You know why? Cuz that’s Tom” 😂😂 love it

[@allinyofeelings1884]

The drink looked like it was magnetized to his arm pit

[@cheeseisgood17]

I love the use of the Bruce Falconer DBZ music lol

[@HisDudeness_69]

This guy is definitely a seasoned vet when it comes to shoplifting. Form was impeccable 😂

[@RATED4EVER]

I miss your PATRICK STAR Voice. The 1st time I heard that, I was LMAO!!!

[@shibaru24]

Bros max lvl in shoplifting simulator

[@VanionLOT]

Watched this at half speed to see that pro thief move, then realized it actually made more sense, being it old dudes, and it's funny as shit!

[@blackreaper5577]

anyone notice how he wore a glove as to not leave finger prints 😂😂😂😂

[@kdwg4444]

Man, I LOVE these videos

[@Damitsall]

YES!!! THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR!!! THE NEXT EPISODE OF "REALLY OLD THEIVEZ"! I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW!!!

[@Nickander31]

LMFAO the gas gauges on the intro 😂😂😂 well done my friend well done

[@salweezy1]

my tank empty can you send me some gas 😂

[@alliemaruu]

That theft was so slick I’m very impressed. 😂

[@vcarter0723]

He was so sure he’d get caught that he made sure to not leave behind any fingerprints lmao

[@justanish6966]

"Ooo Ruffles... better touch em" 🤣😂🤣😂

[@coreywilliams1557]

Why is this channel still under 2 mil? Definitely deserves more.

[@xthehatedsicariox3506]

Bro okay this thief was good 😂😂😂 could barely tell he slipped it !!

[@qbanz00]

Can’t lie, that was pretty fucking slick lol

[@Emilystar1095]

0:40 damn that's a cool looking Polaris slingshot

[@Tokio177]

Thumbs up straight away for the intro! 😂🖤🖤