Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rule - Trump's Low Bar - June 17, 2016 (HBO)

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In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher asks why we hold Donald Trump to a lesser standard than politicians in years past.
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[@patrickdbuck]

Once again Bill just crushes it. Can't wait for his coverage of the conventions.

Get a Job Seriously? CNN, National Review, Fortune Magazine, Politifact, Reuters....just f--cking Google it. He also hired 200 undocumented Polish workers for demo work before building Trump Tower decades ago....he is no friend to the American worker, and goes out of his way to "import" cheap labor. Just business, right?

[@papermaker85]

It's not excatly the best decision but atleast he created jobs. And shit the fuck up about tg working conditions I've done industrial construction in South louisiana..

[@papermaker85]

They to stupid to do actual reasearch..

[@stephenasmith2102]

Bill has never crushed it. That's why he can't get on cable television and has to stay on HBO dude.

[@papermaker85]

you guys dont know shit about how the media industry works. i dont watch TV simply becasue its lies and bullshit. ill stick to the facts.

[@MutilatedMetalhead]

HEY!!! Pornhub's research & analytics team is far more thorough, comprehensive & accurate than anyone on the Trump team, Bill.

[@thepleblian2079]

Yeah, I'm pretty impressed with pornhubs anal-lytics as well

[@PhazonInfuser]

+John Smith You would lose again pal.

[@NxDoyle]

They have more boots on the ground.

[@OrionoftheStar]

And Pornhub does charity work. I'm pretty sure Pornhub has done more for charity than Trump has for anyone other than himself.

[@stealthattack2209]

lol

[@simonamorim1405]

This was some pure George Carlin right here.

[@thedude19766]

if Carlin is alive he will call roast Trump!

[@notcommunistcrapshoot3098]

+Jmack1lla while you are correct, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have liked trump.

[@radioman970]

I think this is the best I've ever seen Maher. Over the top funny stuff. And right on target. I don't think Carlin would have liked Trump on a level that meant he would vote for him. He would have loved Trump"s "show", and loved making fun of this red hated, tiny handed, orange fella. Endless material there. But to suggest Carlin would have liked Trump as if he'd campaign for him or vote for him is ridiculous.

[@IAMcomedysketches]

+Jmack1lla trump is the most politically correct out of them all

[@dbg399]

No, Carlin hated the use of politics to bolster the powerful and crush the weak. He would have been disgusted by Trump.

[@najhoant]

Seriously, if Americans still elect Trump after all they've seen him do, he is exactly what they deserve

[@geneanthony3421]

Either Trump or someone who would probably be going to jail (if she wasn't blackmailing everyone to keep her out of jail).

[@vegetavsluigi]

+Gene Anthony If she goes to jail, then fuck her and get whoever her Vice President is into office, because Trump won't even be half the man that $hillary's saggy tits are, let alone whoever her VP is.

[@BlueHooloovoo]

And it will be the greatest train-wreck ever seen in the history of humanity.

[@pirateman1966]

Hey America; Do you want to really have the greatest country in the world? Track down, and kill all those who voted for trump if he loses. We have accidentally discovered a method for detecting the stupids among a vast population. Use this to rid yourselves of all the morons in your society. If he wins, you (we) are fucked anyways. It doesn't matter what you do after that.

[@nicksmith3746]

+PirateKitty idiot...

[@reinajalana]

"...violating an ancient military rule dated to never." Lmaooooo I forgot how much I love this guy.

[@JustAguyFromJersey]

“Look at my african American over there, look at him”😂😂🤣

[@DeezNuts-]

Meanwhile that guy is regretting his life choice that led him to a trump rally

[@alexcayer9377]

Trump is a clown. If you really love your country don't let this dude destroy it.

[@mysticalgod9782]

That's why they call him, Ronald McTrump.

[@bpal7006]

+Mysticalgod Wizard who does? I think just you.

[@mysticalgod9782]

Nothing else matters.

[@mysticalgod9782]

ok ok here www.google.com/#q=ronald+mctrump

[@bpal7006]

+Mysticalgod Wizard Ok, so nobody?

[@mintlp]

"I hear things" LOL!!!

[@cbailey2376]

...he hears dead people.

[@MRLONG758]

"smother him with the aids quilt" lmao that had me rolling

[@Nathan-gd7xq]

Watching in 2020. This seems like such an innocent time now.

[@rB777ftw]

Remember the Dean Scream? Ah, those were the days...

[@4seeableTV]

Seems quaint nowadays.

[@heih3088]

"And you know something.... you know something?!!?!??"

[@lloyda620]

An intelligent man's campaign derailed just because of "Byah!!", meanwhile this buffoon is bulletproof, smh.

[@j-me6317]

Oh, yeah. The one where he sounded like he accidentally got his junk caught in his zipper.

[@arthurdent549]

+Ro Ban...Dammit, you beat me to the punch. Somehow Bill overlooked that single syllable meltdown. Howard Dean of all people, must be utterly bewildered by Trumps vulgar circus sideshow...

[@GabrielDiLaurentis]

this is sooo good i came back to watch it again ....

[@silentqueue2344]

Thank you, Bill, for putting the whole Trump candidacy into context.

[@vrASMR180]

As a Trump supporter I found this hilarious! HAHA Maher is def my favorite liberal.

[@jamesline5103]

I know what you mean. I do not hate Trump but this was still hilarious. If anything it makes Trump look good in a weird way.

[@jamesline5103]

Andy B

[@jensen1901]

ummmm what? Trump does not "look good" here you are insane.

[@jamesline5103]

All those people who had their political campaigns destroyed by minor gaffes. Trump is impervious to this.

[@JulianB123]

How can you watch this video and at the end come out and say "that's my guy"? Stupid is as stupid does I guess

[@mellamodiego8458]

Here we go.....slipping into "idiocracy"

[@jabronjunklove760]

But Trump has electrolytes!

[@SkyWaterfire02]

He's got what plants crave!

[@maxsnts]

President Trump Camacho! It has some ring to it.

[@virginiataylor5593]

Unfortunately, I think you may be right.

[@keithwilliams9217]

The thirst mutilator!! #CLASSICMOVIE

[@AgentAika001]

"That's his news source, he hears things " 🤣

[@BrotherShaw]

4:33 that made me laugh way more than it should have.

[@GetUnrealistic]

As an African, I must say, anyone African who goes to a Trump rally deserves to be called as "look at my African."

[@bigcity420]

When he said, look at my African friend hear and nothing happened. I thought, no way he can really shoot someone on 5th ave and get away with it. It has been a good week though. The closer he feels he's losing control of not being the next potus, you will see the real trump come out.

[@lootcritter4074]

Home Run tonight. GREAT panel - balanced and insightful.

[@chellamia]

You're still the best Bill and talk about telling it like it is. Hilarious.

[@fickle_sticks3002]

I don't even care who gets elected anymore, America is fucked either way.

[@yankeeedandy]

Likewise. I'm proud i'm not a registered voter. If these 2 are the best the country can get i'll pass.

[@Spearmint22425]

+yankeeedandy awesome you dont VOTE!!!!! how dose this help exactly.

[@Amhlair]

_I'm proud i'm not a registered voter._ Paganini definitely wouldn't approve!

[@yankeeedandy]

Amhlair There are several things Paganini wouldn't approve of today, the two inept frontrunner candidtes are just the tip of the iceberg. I will not vote just bc women are supposed to be so excited for the right to do so. Actually, ive never been a registered voter in this country. I prefer to separate myself from the majority.

[@timmay301]

apathy is the most dangerous of all.

[@PeterTheDeleter]

the irony in this is bill is saying trump is to politically incorrect lol

[@parvathychandran4615]

Its sad that Bill Maher has to be the one to criticize Trump for being politically incorrect, he has brought himself to do this task since Trump will not tone down his rhetoric even after a year of being on the campaign trail!!

[@exiledfrommyself]

No. Trump is psychotic.

[@PeterK1984]

There is a difference between being politically incorrect and being an asshole. I mean, I downright refuse to learn the new terms for handicapped people. "Little people" is okay, but "small people" is a terrible insult? And you are "handicapable"? Fuck you! That is politically incorrect. Making fun of disabled people is crossing the line into asshole territory.

[@WorldBFree2006]

Trump is not politically incorrect, he is downright indecent.

[@Professicchio]

There's a difference between being un-PC and being a complete douchebag, unfortunately Trump crosses that line quite often...

[@RBBBBBBBBB533]

Trump's actual statements: I have a good brain! I have big words! If all the people in the bar had guns, the situation wouldn't have been so bad!

[@cbailey2376]

Frump...I am a stable genius.

[@radioman970]

Hysterical, haven't laughed this much in a loooong time, and well put together. Kudos!

[@wolfstar675]

"I don't know what I said ahhhh I don't remembeeer" 😂😂😂

[@Alione]

Oh, how I love this man.

[@mysticalgod9782]

Why isn't there a "competency test" for Presidency?

[@realnoahsimpson]

Mysticalgod and voting

[@cbailey2376]

How about.....a president must be able to read.

[@DSherman50]

Bill Maher gives me hope.

[@jonathanblaze1648]

One of the best new rules.

[@KTPurdy]

I understand that politics is serious business but this is one of the funniest monologues around.

[@smittyd4801]

TRUMP: I LOVE THE POORLY EDUCATED!

[@alinadeem1696]

Can't stop replaying 04:34

[@JustMe-cl4qc]

Tiny hands make things appear bigger.

[@cbailey2376]

To a degree in Frump's case. 😀

[@HenryDarr]

Bill Maher should be Emperor of the world !

[@GetUnrealistic]

He didn't say he wasn't a war hero. He said "I like people who don't get caught." looooool

[@lauralishes1]

Yes he did.

[@GabrielTheMagolorMain]

This is so true...this has been driving me crazy, I love the examples!

[@ewca303]

BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT!

[@G0sentrick]

Nailed it.

[@jonthebru]

That's a great line. Trump has raised the bar to a new low!

[@ooyo8253]

I've been saying this since Trump came on the political scene!! So glad Maher used his platform (much bigger than mine could ever be) to articulate his feelings on this issue of double standards in behavior of presidential candidates.

[@KrimsonVagus]

Remember when he saw THOUSANDS of muslims in New Jersey celebrating 9/11? Good times

[@shonester]

Haha this was a really good bit!

[@godlesshelp8503]

You forgot my favorite ... Howard Dean ... He just said ... Ya-Ho ....

[@parvezeliaas1035]

bill I love your shows. you are a true journalist.

[@dannysmith785]

The American presidential elections have always been fascinatingly low brow. You have now successfully created such a media circus, you can't complain if a clown wins.

[@antonywilliam7680]

Bill Maher you bring intelligence and humor to the world when it is so needed. You fucking rock mate. One of a kind.

[@siddjoshi9166]

4:44 boy ,do i love Donald Chump 😂😂

[@savioroftehuniverse]

Bill jumping on the liberal propaganda bandwagon...

[@xHearshot]

it's more like the " anti moron leading our country" bandwagon

[@SODTAOE]

what "propaganda" are you talking about. Do you know what that word means?

[@bm6nation]

"Leading our country" Obama?

[@brandonjones7338]

its not propganda trump did and saud all these things on liv tv.

[@wingzerofor]

People still watch this guy?

[@lopezfan24]

Yes

[@purrjunior]

+theking24 O Brian....

[@Gunman610]

Not only are they watching him, but he won the goddam GOP nomination for some reason!

[@Gunman610]

Thanks for watching

[@HosoBoyo]

The video is over 400,000 views and is currently trending. If this was a joke, it was a rather poor one.

[@americanhero03]

Love your show

[@HiveFleetUlfang1]

The worst thing about a Trump presidency would be Jimmy Fallon continuing to do that terrible impression

[@parvathychandran4615]

Fallon is perhaps one of the few talk show hosts that Trump does shows with. And that is exactly why I hate Fallon (Among other things)!!

[@ebuzzmiller34]

Fallon is too much a 'please everyone' type to take a stand. He has the edginess of a butter knife.

[@HiveFleetUlfang1]

Agreed, he doesn't want to offend anyone so his humour leans toward the silly, referential stuff. You think Maher or Conan would make Damn Daniel jokes?

[@uberandy666]

These two candidates makes me love Obama even more.

[@siddjoshi9166]

my god... 4:44 gets more disturbing and less funny each time you see it ...Ladies and Germs, the next Leader of the Free World. Donald Chump.

[@siddjoshi9166]

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem -George Carlin; even FuckFace Von ClownStick can become Commander-in-chief,what has this country come to

[@ShekelstienNBA]

+Sidd Joshi thats called freedom and the will of the people

[@ShekelstienNBA]

+jinitron trump is the richest cripple alive.....much more successful than your loser ass

[@VoteJillStein-rt2xn]

America is in bad shape right NOW! We do not have time to waste on Clinton and Trump. We need change NOW!

[@kingjamestres]

I swear every backwood hooligan came out of the forest to vote for that maniac.

[@lenny1114]

Trump is our worst night mare Trump doesn't give a dam about the poor at all

[@caelachyt]

Bill is such a Maheron.

[@meatwise]

It's not really about Trump. We award him a different standard because he is the focal point for the long overdue backlash against PC bullshit.

[@Dan210871]

When will we have a long-overdue backlash against stupidity? I'm looking forward to that one.

[@cityhawk]

In other words, tearing the perceived civility of the process, and show the truly unsavory part of the process for all its worth and then some.

[@meatwise]

+Adrian Tepes That irony is overridden by the desire to bust up the status quo.

[@Dan210871]

Trump inherited a fortune that has insulated him from consequences for his entire life. He has been the beneficiary of the status quo, the poster boy for the status quo for 70 years. He's leveraged said status to enter politics and become a presidential candidate. To claim he is "busting up" the status quo is nonsensical.

[@meatwise]

+Dan210871 I'm not claiming that. This isn't about logic or facts. Trump's popularity is almost entirely emotional.

[@computerstar9883]

"What if Bush had said that. Read my lips: six and a half inches."😂😂😂😂😂 I LOST It

[@davidharford3873]

Imagine if Bernie did all this! Cancel that, imagine if Bernie JUST did the mocking of the handicapped person...

[@SamSung-pn6il]

Spot on!

[@dgcconn4213]

fantastic show tonight. Hit it out of the park.

[@SRMR93]

Hmm, the trump bashing is kinda getting stale.

[@AlexSanLyra]

It never gets stale... it NEEDS to exist for as long as Trump exists.

[@Sleepy.Time.]

kicking a dead horse gets stale, pointing out that a racist dipshit is a racist dipshit never gets old

[@jonathanblaze1648]

Nah! This is great! It's just beginning. Besides, Trump keeps giving us great material!

[@ebuzzmiller34]

Holly balls Steve Stevens, I can hear your knuckles dragging on the ground just reading your comment.

[@llongone2]

***** Payback? For what? What "abuse" are you referring too? Being right on social and policy issues pretty much all of the time? That's not "abuse", that's "education"; you're just too dense to "get it." Oh...and FUCK Sunny Delight!

[@tellthetruthna8523]

One demagogue calling out another demagogue. Wonderful.

[@bronzewolf6464]

Man, the love child of George Carlin and Ryan Styles is pretty funny.

[@Nebuchadnezzar31]

That's the funniest monologue on Trump that Maher has done :) But seriously, he makes a very good point, comparing the gaffes, racist slurs etc of previous Presidential hopefuls to Trump's disgusting behavior.

[@shaylabrown3490]

Bill Maher should run for office; he'd really drain the got d@mn swamp!!!

[@wullebulle123]

that was an excellent piece of satire - or probably you're just reporting the FACTS please carry on

[@courtneycooper2499]

The "the paper" joke is from So I Married an Axe Murderer.

[@dareklink1832]

Politicians are very forgetful you show this to any of them even people envolved will be like I dont remeber that

[@nagagsalka5371]

Bill Maher, you are really good

[@pCriistopher]

The media has never said the type of derogatory things about another presidential candidate that they say about Mr. Trump. The adjectives they throw at him are shocking.

[@EthelredHardrede-nz8yv]

True and they should told that derogatory truth much more often. Then we would not have that Orange Traitor running for the presidency so he can pardon himself for his many crimes against America.

[@oneputtsteven]

He left out Howard Dean's screaming.

[@thatguybrando]

I think if it hadn't of been for that fucking scream he would have went on to destroy Bush in the election.

[@morgand820]

I for one welcome our new politically incorrect overlords.

[@xHearshot]

It should be changed to politically illiterate at this point.

[@SocramOlrak]

plz stop spawning more overlords like Trump

[@rvsrsr1bad189]

put your rainbow back in your panties freak

[@coreydoyle4702]

Yeah, say's the white guy who isn't part of any of the groups Trump shits on. I'm a white guy, so I can judge you.

[@tilitila88]

+rvsrsr1 Fuckoff What's the matter? Don't you boom boom ur wife in the naughty place sometimes? Then you're gay too.

[@CMontgomeryBurns09]

That last point about the military is particularly eye-opening.

[@jamfaze4573]

I've seen all the footage those clips were from. didn't really convince me bill. can't bring myself to prefer Hillary. I liked the escalator joke though.

[@PeterTheDeleter]

agreed

[@superfly2535]

If these examples of Trump's sheer idiocy couldn't convince you of how unfit this man is to be Commander in Chief then I'd suggest you sit in the corner and rethink your life man

[@superfly2535]

Tom Aitoh I don't know where you're getting these preconceived notions from but Hillary is not manipulative, she's no more corrupt than your average DC politician, she has never been indicted for ANY crime (i.e. she's innocent of the eMail scandal and the events of Benghazi, despite what Republicans want you to think). She has never insinuated that she's a better candidate than someone else because she's a woman, and if you're talking about pathological liars, look no further than your fucking imbecile of a candidate Donald Drumpf. I have *countless* examples of his tendencies for the untrue, for example, remember that time he made up a fake publicist to brag about himself, then confessed to doing it, then pretended like he had no memory of it? Literally do the SMALLEST amount of research on your two candidates and you'll be blown away at how unqualified Trump is to be the fucking leader of the Free World. #Hillary2016

[@TheCruzan26]

+SuperFly25 :D Lol so true.

[@zargitario]

Why do you think Bill wants you to vote for Hillary? Just because he thinks Trump is an a** hole?

[@myriadmutiny]

This segment was brilliant Bill. Thank You. Looking forward to your coverage of the conventions!

[@isoldejaneholland8370]

This ^^^^ is me in the bathtub every night after watching the news.

[@dirbrody]

Trump 2016!

[@olivergutierrez4055]

" I hear things" lol

[@mazsal1235]

I do enjoy all every show you present..,I wish I will attend your show on 19th,February 2021 It is special day for me.

[@Subash0069]

From a sociological point of view I find this Trump victory of the republican primaries incredibly fascinating and disconcerting. I seriously believe there is something troublesome with the republican philosophy when they keep on supporting people like Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, Michelle Bachman, Rick Santorum as the leaders of their parties.

[@CMontgomeryBurns09]

That's the power of not-giving-a-fuck, for better and for worse.

[@richardramfire3971]

Brilliant

[@LouJNT]

In the internet age where information is so easily accessible, ignorance is a choice

[@jamieMccarthy4Good]

That's a fairly rough looking panel, maybe billy should start doing this on radio?

[@dianemcdonnell1055]

Love the way you call it out

[@ThreePalmsII]

Maher nailed it/ He captured the stupidity of Trump magnificently, .

[@nativedaughter9723]

The pendulum is swinging back hard.

[@linkon2946]

This is priceless

[@WWZenaDo]

Maher nails it again!!

[@sycoticdeninard7480]

This made my day.

[@marilyncornell2194]

You got me ....

[@dmck8615]

I so wish Trump would go turkey hunting with Cheney after he's guzzled a few shots of Wild Turkey!!!

[@aja342]

Soooo...being under investigation by the FBI is a high point compared to trying to fix the mistakes of the last 8 years?

[@MickyAvStickyHands]

4:56 "Cut to the apology tour". Gee, I wonder who forced him to apologize for such a dumb thing. Who made big deals out of ALL the examples Bill showed? The PC left. The standards changed for Trump b/c people aren't buying the bullshit standards that where manufactured in the first place.

[@rafetizer]

Apparently being courteous and intelligent aren't important standards for the leader of the free world. It's always a good idea to pick the person with the biggest ego, loudest mouth, and least empathy to be the leader.

[@शिवप्रमति]

I dont like Trump a bit, but your logic here is correct

[@nate-o2397]

+James Byrne Now Trump is "Unqualified". First of all, what do you consider "qualified"? Barrack Obama was considered "qualified" 8 years ago and now look what he did, Absolutely nothing. Donald trump turned a loan of 1 million dollars into multi billions, he's hired more workers and unemployed then Clinton. He cares for our Troops and citizens. He cares for our safety. The thing with Hillary Clinton is that she is only doing this for her personal benefit. She's gonna make a fortune if she's president, so every decision she makes will be based off of money. Donald Trump on the other hand isn't in it for himself. He's doing it because he loves our country and he knows what has to be done to fix it. He has all the money in the world. He doesn't care about the money at all, he even self funded his entire campaign.

[@MickyAvStickyHands]

Who said I loved Trump? I said the the PC left policed and terrorized great candidates in the past and ruined their chances of helping our system b/c they made some harmless error. Trump is breaking that system so decent candidates in the future can be more concerned with helping the American people rather than cower in fear from every special interest group looking to bury them for saying a word they don't like... Big picture. Don't be so simple.

[@PycasneEesost]

While I do agree, we'll forever be saying "Sure, he called someone stupid once, but he's not Trump!" for now on, I seriously doubt Trump did this all just for that affect.

[@alloverdaplace2043]

Trump is awesome! 😂😂 dude cracks me up!

[@seankelly7718]

I wish we had a reset button for this election.

[@andrewbrenneman563]

Best new rules in a long time.

[@yncasasue9721]

Hillary or Trump? We are basically choosing whether we want to be punched in the face, or punched in the stomach.

[@yncasasue9721]

The man literally thinks global warming is a hoax created by the Chinese, I don't trust somebody with that level of intellect in charge of a country. I am not being politically correct, I agree with on many things such as Islam and the fact that its not a peaceful religion; In fact, I was originally going to vote for Trump, but now i'm on the fence. Don't you dare accuse me of being politically correct because I think Donald Trump is a moron, that is not being politically correct, that is being a realist.