New Rule: Save the Rich Fcks | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Bill calls out overprivileged schmucks like Jared Kushner who don't recognize that they're the product of "rich guy affirmative action."
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[@brendarua01]

Acceptance letter comes with a receipt. I'm laughing so hard!

[@dr.debajyotibose2928]

Great line !

[@shonz88]

Your mother doesn’t come with one. She’s an independent contractor.....

[@shonz88]

Debajyoti Bose You pee sitting down...

[@nathanwhute856]

I love when I scroll the comments to see one lonely soul commenting to himself hahaha never gets old 🙈

[@mr.fibonacci6292]

I am a conservative and I think every word Bill said is spot on. Truth is more important than partisanship.

[@natashavonoskabaya5494]

Me too. I voted for Trump, and I HATE Jared Kushner. Trump for me, was the lesser of two evils.

[@thewolfdoctor761]

"Trump for me, was the lesser of two evils." Right - like Hitler vs Jimmy Carter. hmmm

[@brianvalero6272]

Holy crap a unicorn!

[@barnaby6413]

I agree ‼️

[@oldrrocr]

please don't let that fool trump polarize us and lose sight of what is REALLY happening.

[@TheBigBadGRIM]

Upvote for making Ice Cube laugh. Damn, that's rare!

[@therepublicofdiarrhea7792]

I left my milk out of the fridge for a week, and it was so spoiled, white, and slimy, I thought Jared Kushner was in the room.

[@201friendzjulia6]

God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon exactly, jared kushner is a spoiled brat

[@Dr.-Dank]

Good one Ben, love your show.

[@C_mao]

Good thing, cuz it means you weren't drinking it, while watching this

[@ANGRYSH4RK]

lol we watch the same channels

[@hawkeye5955]

Spoiled, white, and slimy is also what Jared Fogle was dishing out when he saw young children.

[@Mechaghostman2]

Good to see Bill exposing modern day Feudalism.

[@chrismatheis8115]

Bingo! Someone else who sees the new aristocracy. Corporate mergers making mega corporations are like the royal weddings of old to consolidate kingdoms. CEO's (kings) in their ivory towers so far removed from the worker (peasant) making unreasonable demands. A pseudo feudal society.

[@Viking_Luchador]

hopefully it will end the same way feudalism did in France: with guillotines

[@BatmanHQYT]

This is one of his best New Rules segments so far

[@Shiva108]

yeah, Billy sure can say it good.

[@nelliej4558]

shiva1008 He has the best words...

[@tarrynlea]

Savage. As. Fuck

[@InXLsisDeo]

I don't like Bill Maher in general, but this was good.

[@mockingbird2123]

"Leave the U out, because God knows they will" - That sums up all Republicans in one sentence.

[@trajan74]

Don't you mean Repblicans?

[@dewaynethomas3122]

Don't you eman pelicans?

[@HexIsme]

Don't you mean Republican'ts?

[@toddtaliaferro7876]

ROSEPETAL ~ Those words look awfully familiar.

[@mortensen1961]

More like repugnantKKKunts. . .

[@toddtaliaferro7876]

*Supporting Trump means losing Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. If you work as I do, that's our money that we've been paying into all our adult lives.*

[@luannegoldman6299]

Todd Taliaferro agreed

[@Shiva108]

Indeed. And that's our money Kushner and the Trump boys will soon be using to buy themselves another month or two in their perpetual holiday.

[@MrSinister718]

You should learn 8th grade civics before making such claims. Maybe a couple of 4th grade civics refreshers too. You clearly don't understand how government works.

[@kschell286]

Todd Taliaferro FUVVK YOU!!!! RI CH ERS NEED ANOTHER SUMMER DACHA!!!

[@GeloKuhsang]

But trump told them they won't lose any of that so they believed him. What can you do?..

[@BladeWinters]

Junior and Eric never looked more like Trump's kids than in that picture

[@julesjacobs8931]

BladeWinters they look like their mother is their aunt and their father and their uncle

[@Barre76]

‘A banker, a worker, and an immigrant are sitting at a table with 20 cookies.‘The banker takes 19 cookies and warns the worker: “Watch out, the immigrant is going to take your cookie away.”’ Oldest trick in the book and people keep falling for that BS over and over again, just blame the stranger, some of the poorest and least influencial people while they line there pockets, sick world filled with ignorance.

[@im_that_randomguy]

Barre76 dam..... that's deep

[@johndanielson3777]

This is basically Republicans philosophy

[@artjohnLagas-gk6mg]

Awesome

[@oldrrocr]

please don't let that fool polarize us and lose sight of what is REALLY happening.

[@Tony29103]

@Szilárd Maku Oh hell really? You're really saying they are the same? One group is a group of racist fucks. The other isn't. Also, calling the non rich expendable is a joke. The rich wouldn't be rich if the consumers didn't spend money.

[@Sal.A]

THIS. IS. AWESOME!

[@Dr.-Dank]

Indeed it is.

[@azade2858]

Sal A., My thoughts exactly. 6 people so far have disliked this video. Why? I have no idea.

[@Shiva108]

Azade Famili stupidity?

[@anonymusum]

No, it´s not awesome, it´s just true and it´s obvious for anybody who is able two count to two.

[@emcee9899]

Been saying this shit for years. Gotta love it when those born with silver spoons in their mouths call others "entitled." Fucking douchebags.

[@proudunapologeticliberal2026]

bill maher is the king of political comedy period !!!!!

[@weswahlig5908]

He's right

[@bxcinderella]

"If Jared Kushner is going to (list things he's in charge of)... then he must speak" 😂 best line ever! LMAO! Can't believe people want this show cancelled & to have Bill Maher shunned from society...

[@alrune8]

Because he's one of the rare leftists who actually has a point.

[@weswahlig5908]

Because the truth hurts!

[@traekas7228]

S.H. K., How are u defining “people”? Are the judges of Left vs Right, ALSO of a particular political ideology? THEY = Judges.

[@traekas7228]

bxcinderella, What did Bill Maher do, that some “people” want to shut down his show, for good?? For that matter, why TH do those same individuals want Bill to be shunned by Society/exiled from Society? Or, is ur comment nothing but gossip, hmm?

[@NewMessage]

He speaks plenty. 'Yes, Ivanka. Right away, Ivanka. Can I have a grape, Ivanka? I'm so hungry, Ivanka. Whatever you say, Ivanka... I need to speak to your money.. erm.. father, Ivanka..."

[@MrMagnusFogg]

That line on the photo of the new treasure-secretary, aka "what men look like to strippers", almost killed me...

[@matteowatteo1296]

So spot on it's ridiculous. One of my favorite Maher monologues of all time.

[@a.roydendsouza8803]

You know you're funny when cube smiles!!😂

[@arenasification]

Thank "god" for Bill Maher!

[@janepicard6300]

my daily infusion of truth. thanks bill maher

[@4freki]

Jared creeps me out, like the character from American Psycho.

[@gioia221]

Verum Quaesitor dude jared is more like a gold fish... Oh no wait, gold fish are actually quite smart

[@hyhy8240]

I wish there is more comedians like Bill. His jokes accurately and effectively bring the viewers in-depth awareness of true evils and stupidity of trump and his supporters.

[@obrheadcyclinggnome]

I am sure u know John Oliver who is friggin brilliant and funny

[@shonz88]

You’re a lady.....

[@BunnyCentauri]

Thank you for calling them out for what they are. They hate unprivileged folks. These people are the face of disgust, including Trump himself.

[@pg8982]

Yeah Bill! So glad you're still around and strong. An off-the-cuff mistake can not undo years of what this monolouge clearly shows: you fighting for the common people through comedy. I've been watching Maher for 8 years now, and every show of his includes informed political dialogue and humor. There is no other show like it. To anyone who thinks Maher is racist, my response to this patently false characterization would be to JUST WATCH HIS SHOW.

[@shawandabrown3091]

PG 89 .....I've been watching for about 8 yrs myself...I love this show... Maher turned me on to politics and the importance of voting and not just for president but at the city and state level...before Maher I wasn't interested

[@44slack]

PG 89 As a black man, I have been following Bill for over twenty yrs and the man is spot on. I am grateful for his work and disappointed with all these faux outrage. Fuck'em.

[@theunholinesswithin70]

I think the phrase "sucking all the wealth in the country up", sums this world up. Most people think life is about making money, when rational and realistic goals are social progress (wokring together and respecting each other-as humans), and scientific/technological advancement. Money is the basis of capitalistic, the mechanism of how the economic functions. It isn't there to be worshiped, hoarded, or to be held above life.

[@LD-qj2te]

Right on bill! Thank you for clarity and speaking the truth!

[@leylalawson3926]

I'm with you Bill You handled this bs well.

[@MrigeshChandra]

Remember that one time, some people tried to "donate" to that Kardashian girl so she could reach billionaire status faster?

[@rickrose5377]

Bill Maher isn't right about EVERYTHING...but he is here.

[@oldladywhocares3223]

This show is so funny. I love how he skewers everyone.

[@mandymcneely3956]

Bill stands up and says what we're all thinking.

[@vicg2652]

I love how happy making Ice Cube laugh makes Bill

[@thetherapist11]

I've saved this in the months that it was aired. Every time I need a laugh, I play this and it never fails to bring a smile to my face.

[@endlessfreedomful]

nice one Bill, I'm counting on you getting Trump down.

[@philiposborne982]

You think many of his base watch liberal propaganda from New York? Fairly sure Bill was against Trump before the election as well...

[@mikenedelcu3682]

@@philiposborne982 liberal propaganda? Hahaha. Facts are propagamda to the right. The right prefers, "alternative facts".

[@EmadChowdhury]

this was funny as fuck

[@hybridwoman]

Bill killed it tonite. The jared jokes are the best. The menuchen joke killed me too. Lol.

[@ccmanize]

Bill Maher, you my nigga!

[@chinmaypurohit3431]

Bill was like a kid waiting for Ice Cube to laugh. And that shows how deeply he was hurt with the impact the Ben Sass incident. Try this with the friend you inadvertently hurt.

[@ashoknagaraj3706]

Yes, he felt relieved

[@divyashreerao1113]

This is the best bill maher ending piece in a very long time

[@InvestingForTomorrow24]

Bill Maher for Comedian in Chief

[@CameronBrtnik]

One of the best New Rules! Jared Kushner's about as smart as a teddy bear that talks

[@ruirodtube]

"Leave 'U' out because God knows they will." - oh, what a burn! So true!

[@XxrSam]

It's not about racism, it's about classicism. Money is everything.

[@voice-of-reason318]

🔥🤣💓😆🙌🏽🙌🏽 OMG! I have never laughed so hard! "This is what men look like to strippers!" 😆😂🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@edwardmaxwell3951]

great one Bill

[@oldepersonne]

I'm not saying Jared is at all competent, but paying high prices for real estate IS a money laundering technique.

[@wesjales5578]

Are you tired of winning yet?

[@leonardjames1048]

Chuckle chuckle....I consider myself lucky not to have had a cardiac yet from all the bad news this administration has brought to me daily. That's winning, isn't it?...Isn't it?...Isn't it?.........................................Isn't it?

[@anthonycannon811]

@@leonardjames1048 😂😂😂

[@ptbaines]

OMG, this was brilliant!

[@lananhcoryer9758]

Bill Maher , you are Genius ....

[@tc1680]

Save the rich...leave U out, cos God knows they will.

[@bmell1252]

I believe he may have more money than his FIL. (?)

[@CorvusCorax.]

If Kushner didn't have rich parents he'd live under a bridge XD

[@UnboxFlix]

Oh, good one tonight!

[@rahoulg1838]

One of his best New Rule segments.

[@kimberlys8422]

bill speaks truth,

[@hyperdog67]

I like how he got Cube to laugh at the Kysliass joke.

[@sandygray3546]

Again..Brilliant!

[@leanneblake9336]

Brilliant Bill. So true. So so true.

[@Jackpl]

...The rich declare themselves poor And most of us are not sure If we have too much But we'll take our chances 'Cause God's stopped keeping score...

[@5pctLowBattery]

His voters might be temporarily embarrassed millionaires. "You may not realise it, but you could be a temporarily embarrassed millionaire. Do you plan to someday in the future have more money? Are you concerned that your taxes are too high, because someday you might pay too much tax. Do you ride the bus only because this year you can’t afford that luxury car you’re going to have? Do you live pay cheque to pay cheque like most people just because you haven’t had your lucky break. You aren’t rich and it’s very unlikely you ever will be. The economic and power systems of this planet are not designed for you to get rich. The American dream doesn’t exist and it never did. Stop being a temporarily embarrassed millionaire and just be a person."

[@pogo575]

Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful thickness.....Oh my God. It even has a watermark.

[@klarastern5597]

so true... so sad... so frightening... but it's good for my heart hearing people talk about these facts openly... thank you :)

[@tc1680]

Jared isn't talking, just so he doesn't remove all doubt about his "slow-ness", also known as stupidity.

[@Marmelademeister]

Just saying: To a European, the American university system looks strange. I mean, idiots like Jared going to Harvard? How is it that Trump can get away with boasting about being a highly qualified person just because he attended a reputable school when in fact all he has is a Bachelor's degree from there with mediocre grades and his vocabulary is embarrassing even in the eyes of a non-native speaker? How is it that the union of America's top universities (and I want to make this clear: I have no doubt that Princeton and Cornell produce cutting edge research and attract some really smart students) is referenced to by the name of an athletic conference? That students get degrees for their accomplishments in baseball? This is ridiculous!

[@roviannematovu8136]

I love his brilliant mind and deliciously acerbic wit. Blissful joy during Covid Bless you

[@richardconley5475]

The only truth teller on tv. Keep it going Bill !

[@bellarosalarsen1638]

This guy is an Ace!

[@Hammern28]

" Farts from a vegetarian. " Hahahaha!

[@mattb2382]

Ah so that's what Ice Cube looks like when he smiles.

[@barbaraconnett5057]

This was excellent!

[@MusicMyLife1004]

Leave 'u' out because God knows they will. Mic drops

[@schplafff]

This begs the question... what can you do with fifteen billion dollars that you couldn't possibly do with fourteen and three quarters ? A billion is already an absurd number... Counting that in one dollar bills would take about _eighty_ years. Without sleep, or bathroom breaks.

[@darthleia250]

"Kushy" 😂

[@HaploidCell]

I get a lot of bad business advice from older semesters. Like my dad's generation. "Be a pizza delivery guy. The tips are amazing. You're going to make bank." or "Oh, you just one really good part-time job in the unskilled labour market and you can pay your way through college.". Shit that used to work, but does not any more. On any level. I think 'ol Jared here took advice like that at face value, never thought about it, never learned from his mistakes, and just invested in whatever the elder gentlemen at the coutry club told him.

[@averageshortking7949]

Bill's satire gives me life

[@DPowered2]

I get not just flat out giving your wealth to the rich but to be such a terrible person and society that the problem isn't that rich people desire to be even richer at the expense of everyone else but what is seen as a problem is that poorer people want rich people to not suck up all the money they can

[@brianpetersen3429]

Well put!

[@alexjordon2595]

Bill is a beast!! still my fave bro- get them...get them ALL!!

[@theallseeingmaster]

The phone number didn't work. WTF, Bill.

[@mark1h2023]

"Leave out the u, because god knows they will."

[@Acoto]

"The tragedy of the Trump Voter is that they never learned to stop hating the under-privileged and start hating the over-privileged".

[@kolleo13]

I wish that i could give multiple likes. so well said bill.

[@CMontgomeryBurns09]

You mean the "job creators?"

[@CMontgomeryBurns09]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

[@Dr.-Dank]

Ah yes, the "job creators" that saved our economy thanks to Reganomics! The glory of giving the "job creators" the necessary money to make shitty minimum wage jobs for the peasants! Or you know, whatever the fuck else they want to do with it, since there's no way to make them create jobs, so just get another yacht, or pony, or luxury car like the selfish fucks they are.

[@11179221]

Dr. Dank I think he wants people to get agitated. Forget him

[@Dr.-Dank]

+Carlos Danger I think he's being sarcastic, so I responded sarcastically (or at least tried).

[@11179221]

Dr. Dank that's fair. My fault.

[@ThePi314Man]

Does Bill Maher age at all?

[@ramiyazje]

always a pleasure to watch the master at work

[@ebeegeebeefofeebee3181]

Bill's on fire !

[@user-pt2ln7fe3e]

fucking brilliant !!

[@jesusjimenezhernandez7163]

Donald Trump is Putin's own boytoy.

[@rhmayer1]

Best Maher I've seen for awhile.

[@mscindylou6324]

I LOVE what you have to say.......... IT"S SPOT ON!!!!!!! LOVE what you are saying and always will!

[@trill4177]

*Refs rigged game 4*...

[@jknight9613]

Based Trill Yeah man, it's all rigged. That's why instead of making the series interesting, they waited till the series was 3-0 and only then gave the Cavs a win

[@briancarpenter6413]

Omg Bill so good! So funny!

[@ricdwe]

Bill Maher. The voice of reality! His truth is so simple to understand, that a lot of Americans, if they blink, just don't get it.

[@jeffjeffries3469]

Bill made some solid points.

[@travelenthusiast2755]

Ice cube totally cracked up at that grammy comment 😂😂

[@divyashreerao1113]

I literally love Bill Maher.

[@katenguyen2515]

You have nailed it! Bill Maher. Thank you!

[@4um360]

The Treasury Secretary, are you sure that's not John Oliver?

[@rouelibre1]

I loved the "Fucks News" joke.

[@greatwolf5372]

When the poor having nothing to eat, they will eat the rich.

[@liveanddirec3308]

Great Wolf I wonder what are they waiting for

[@iBoy2G]

Love Bill Maher!

[@Ttinytino1]

Great job Bill