Rebel Moon Directors Cut Twice the TRASH Zack Snyder

[@disparutoo]

Rebel Moon Directors Cut draws near release by Zack Snyder, but the question is why? The reviews for the first Rebel Moon were not complimentary, and despite Zack ignoring them, it doesn't change the fan reaction to the movie. I don't think anyone asked for a 2 hour longer movie that had the same plot. A movie where characters were still thin and nonsensical, alongside a wheat obsession. Will this just be the same bad movie, just with more CGI gore and less clothes? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@realLow-Key]

Zack Snyder has been taking lessons on film making from Neil Breen.

[@Wlof25]

Maybe because he has to via contract? Maybe because he has footage, so why not? It's better to have more options. Plus, I hate those "nobody asked for" comments. Nobody asked for almost anything in art.

[@cahe6161]

Well, at least we'll see some tits

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

About to walk into the theatre to see Deadpool. 😂

[@mkinkade7103]

An extra hour of harvesting, I’m in!

[@bricelory9534]

"we'll fix it in post." "Zach, it's already been released." "We'll fix it in Directors Cut."

[@pdzombie1906]

And yet, nothing got fixed, just expanded in lenght and cringe...

[@thetruth45678]

"Zach, this _is_ the Director's Cut."

[@justinamerican8200]

"When are you gonna fix it?" "After." "After what?" "After AFTER."

[@NikFromEarth]

@@pdzombie1906 youve watched it?

[@MirandaSinistra]

I'm convinced Zack has a farming fetish.

[@PhotriusPyrelus]

He should go start a farm, then, and leave movie-making to people who are good at it.

[@curiositycloset2359]

Definately likes wheat

[@vermis8344]

... and that's after glimpsing that tentacle scene. 😬

[@harbl99]

@@vermis8344 "I even don't know how he trained octopi to harvest corn. It's a Snyder thing."

[@blacksheep9505]

Waiting for that grain to get ripe rubbing his hands together.

[@jankostrhun8725]

I totally forgot Rebel Moon was a thing already. Wow.

[@dlewis9760]

I left the comment, it was a movie 10 minutes after it finished you started to forget the things in it. This video for me was a "Oh, yeah, I saw that." Other than the opening scene I've forgotten everything about it. I remember thinking "Sara Conner fights Peaky Binders (because of the haircuts)".

[@marcogenovesi8570]

Rebel Moon wasn't a thing, it has never been a thing

[@GH-ub7qz]

well after agolyte, our brains reset to factory settings

[@Blisterdude123]

Rebel Moon?

[@jankostrhun8725]

@@marcogenovesi8570 I didn't mean thing as in "it was popular" but in "I forgot it was even made"/

[@bensonofthunder9229]

Get ready for, Rebel Moon 3: Going Against the Grain!

[@GH-ub7qz]

rm3: Revenge of the Boll Weavil

[@Thermool]

Rebel Moon 4: Dust Bowl

[@bensonofthunder9229]

@@Thermool Rebel moon 6: Oatmeal saga

[@bensonofthunder9229]

@@GH-ub7qz Rebel Moon 7: Welcome to the Rice Feilds

[@Thermool]

Rebel Moon 8: Quaker Oats

[@MadsFeierskov]

"I've written half the movies I directed" Yes. All the bad ones. Maybe look for a pattern.

[@mikavirtanen7029]

It's actually funny how he is totally blind to this fact.

[@AnthonyNunez2111]

What bad ones?

[@thetruth45678]

​@@AnthonyNunez2111The ones he wrote. I thought we covered this.

[@AnthonyNunez2111]

@@thetruth45678 you sure about that? Because they did amazing in theaters. I thought we were aware of this? Or are we living in fairytale land?

[@lastsong7159]

​@@AnthonyNunez2111 they're popular because they're memes. They're unironic jokes.

[@johannderjager4146]

I'm shocked at how this video is less than 20-minutes, this is short by Disparu's standards. The several extra hours must really be that shallow and meaningless...

[@BardicGM]

It's not out 'til next week, that's when we get the real savagery.

[@dobster5819]

Disparu will release his director’s cut next week.

[@Aikurisu]

The Acolyte must have broke him deep down...

[@nautdead3197]

Shoulda used more slow motion

[@marcogenovesi8570]

The directors cut is out 2 Aug, so this video is clearly not the review of that. Disparu is playing with his food as usual

[@levifoster5639]

Oh look, it’s me being bored in slow-motion...

[@ottoweininger8156]

You look great though

[@Greg_Stache]

😂😂😂

[@kingvejita8827]

Oh that guy behind u fighting the sleep demons is me, damn i wish i lost that fight more than once

[@iggi3985]

This made me laugh

[@martintimmer8574]

That’s a good one,can I borrow it?😂

[@bola5671]

I used to think Zach Snyder was had an edgy boy todler brain, now I'm certain Zach Syder has an edgy boy todler brain

[@rensaudade]

With a sprinkle of narcissism

[@02hurst]

"Style Over Substance" should be the title of Snyder's autobiography.

[@paulthomson9014]

Yes that justice league was the biggest load over stylised garbage ever .

[@02hurst]

@@paulthomson9014 Everyone hated the theatrical cut, so when the Snyder cut came out, it was shocking to find out that, holy crap, Joss actually *improved* it!

[@Andreas_42]

Sometimes it workes, like in Blues Brothers. But I think that's the exception.

[@cahe6161]

​​@@02hurstNah, just because Rebel Moon is garbage doesn't suddenly makes the Joss version better, even if you think Zack's version is shit is still the smaller shit.

[@02hurst]

@@Andreas_42 If it's a goofy comedy like Blues Brothers, you don't need a lot of substance, just enough style to make people laugh. The problem is Snyder's movies always take themselves very seriously and are supposed to seem incredibly deep. Whether it's pointless, ham fisted religious imagery in Man of Steel and BvS, or artsy, pretentious choices like using a 4:3 aspect ratio or separating it into chapters, Snyder clearly thinks he's some genius auteur when no better than Michael Bay.

[@cristela4034]

A director's cut is just saying: "I failed the first attempt, let me try again". A extended version like LOTR is one thing, cause we get extra content that was part of the original movie and was only cut for time cause it was made for theaters. But Zack Snyders movie was made for Netflix, I don't think he had time limits, since he is showing a longer version in the same medium, so he could have shown his "vision" in just one movie instead of making two abominations.

[@bjornskivids]

"Maybe you'll like it better if we add all of the boring stuff we cut out the first time"

[@MajorSmurf]

Honestly the only reason Netflix did this is because of the PR. They know the meme around the Zack Snyder's cut and thought that they could leverage that in use of marketing it to boast it's popularity. They hoped to see it trending on X and so on. That's the only reason I can think of and it's backfired.

[@xipheonj]

The other thing LOTR had going for it is that it's an adaptation. The extra scenes were content from the books, the extended edition put back in some of the book scenes that fans wanted to see. The source for Rebel is the movies we got so there is no external source material with extra content fans already know it about and want.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

Nope, a director's cut is "for the theatrical release we had specific constraints but I'm a big enough director that they let me do what I want for the DVD or streaming or whatever" Which does not make any sense for a movie that is on a streaming service to begin with, nor for a movie where the director wasn't under any constraint to begin with

[@petriew2018]

the combined script didn't have enough content for a single 2 hour movie as it is. stretching it out to six with sex, gore and slow motion isn't the sort of thing that justifies a 'directors cut'.

[@eddobh]

Normal people: "Jeez! Acolyte is the worst thing passing for sci-fi I've ever seen!" Zack: "Hey! Don't forget about me!"

[@sprinkle61]

It would take a LOT for this cut to actually be worse than The Acolyte, because although rebel moon was stupid and had similar 'girlbossery', it really didn't have those epiK cringe moments that the Acolyte's normal scenes were full of, but then again, having our villain fellate an octopus, and seeing some Mooks get CGI jibbed is a very bad start, so who knows how bad this much longer version could actually be, in its entirety.

[@christopherosias7374]

At least nothing in Rebel Moon was politically correct

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

Acolshyte craps on preexisting better stories. Rebel Moon was just kinda bad.

[@gdiwolverinemale4th]

@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. It is far from bad compared with all the other garbage released in recent years. I actually enjoyed it.

[@RhysCallinan-hf7qx]

​@@sprinkle61Honestly the one thing that really makes the cut is the slow mo and the constant need to have backstories in slow mo.

[@bjornskivids]

Well, they HAD to get a double-length "Snyder cut" out there because the fans love those. More slow-mo, more lens-flare, more yelling in slow-mo. Snyder is overrated.

[@Ceyx000]

Yes, "the fans", all 15 of them.

[@Blisterdude123]

Only by the dumbos who stan for him. Everyone else correctly rates him as mid.

[@jimjam51075]

He's actually pretty good...if the title of the film rhymes with Schmee Schundred or Smawtchmen.

[@Blisterdude123]

@@jimjam51075 They were decent, they weren't great. It's easy to be tricked into estimating them more highly if you only compare them to Snyder's other films, which are terrible.

[@jimjam51075]

@@Blisterdude123 Oh, I agree. Seeing them in the theater, I didn't feel cheated (as with his Batman or Superman films), but they definitely weren't blu-ray worthy. I didn't come out of either thinking, "Man, they need to make MORE of this!" He makes films on par with a Riddick movie and somehow people think he's the next Kubrick.

[@reservoirdude92]

It's just absurd how soullessness, creative bankruptcy, and blatant propaganda has tracked this past decade. I'll never understand how we got here...

[@alexman378]

It’s not difficult to understand if you really think about it

[@haraldbredsdorff2699]

As far as I can tell, we got here, from creators listening to people who did not buy the product. No idea why they though not listening to the consumers was a good idea, but I think it was ego.

[@curiositycloset2359]

Something something occupy wall st something something deep state

[@alexman378]

@@haraldbredsdorff2699 Nah man, Iėftοids were allowed opinions and influence, it really is that simple. Everything that’s wrong with any facet of our current state can be traced back to that.

[@lucassloan1960]

disney is the answer and because they thought everyone would be a liberal now

[@knarftahw]

Man I can't believe the guy that made maybe one good film is actually a hack that's descended further into mediocrity.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

300, Watchmen….yeah, that’s it.

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 300 wasn't good.

[@sigmacademy]

@@kicknowledgesmith8608 It's popularity at that specific time begs to differ.

[@S_raB]

​@@sigmacademy It was new in a lot of ways. The filmmaking techniques really were unique at the time & the story was very good.

[@MegaKnight2012]

He Shyamalan'd himself

[@peterkrochmalni673]

“Twice the trash, double the fall.” - Count Dooku

[@jessekoepp3928]

It's not a genuine "directors cut" when you *purposely* make the first one in a certain way, in order to *justify* the "directors cut". Netflix marketing rides the short bus back and forth to work.

[@jeniferclemente1252]

“In slow motion” gold 😆 Snyder really doesn’t know what he’s doing. Especially when it comes to writing a story. And I’ll never forget the cracked lens from camera in the sequel along with the blurred parts of the film😆

[@shadf7902]

You dont say....

[@Necrotog82]

"I've got a brand new combine harvester" playing in the back of my mind while watching this.

[@audreybailey5139]

Now I have an ear worm 😂

[@andygeorgeparkinson2515]

Really did laugh out loud ….🤣🤣. now I keep humming it ….

[@cattrucker8257]

And I'll give you the keys!

[@silverscorpio24]

Bigger. Longer. Girthier. S L O W E R.

[@Gantiz]

"Throbbing"

[@Knight_Kin]

"Pulsating"

[@harbl99]

"Brace your corn hole."

[@marcogenovesi8570]

G R A I N I E R

[@GH-ub7qz]

holy shit thats funny

[@OdinReactor]

Why would anyone subject themselves to over six hours of this torture?

[@IncredibleMet]

They prefer to be called Snyder fans

[@EwanCumia]

Masochism is a real thing.

[@petriew2018]

i mean, people only choose to be Snyder fans to feel like victims in the first place...

[@pdzombie1906]

Why would anyone subject themselves to two hours alone?

[@buzzsawkhan]

I desperately hope that Mauler and The LIttle Platoon watch it for reviews. This may make me a sadist...

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Zach needs someone with a cold squirt bottle to follow him around. Whenever he gets close to a computer or laptop, they squirt him with the water bottle shouting “NO. BAD ZACH. NO WRITING. BAD.” 💦💦🔫

[@latetotheparty7551]

That's great! 🤣

[@Xanegoh]

More like someone with a yard stick slapping his knuckles.

[@catstac2542]

Cause zach Snyder is a cat, apparently 😆.

[@Valehass]

You know Hollywood is out of touch with reality when they release their films twice because the first time we just "didn't get it", which is what all this cope amounts to.

[@sigmacademy]

Didn't the Exorcist have an entry where it was the same movie, cut two different ways and given different titles?

[@theblackknight101]

Reminds me of Morbius 😂

[@jaywolfenstien]

​@@sigmacademy Not quite. Exorcist 4 got most of the way through post, and the studio didn't like the result and basically fired everyone and started again from scratch. Exorcist 4 was literally made twice from the ground up. The original version was never meant to be released, but fan petitions got the studio to release it (basically in an unpolished, incomplete state ... some horrible, distracting CGI even for the time.) Exorcist: Dominion is Paul Schrader's take, and Exorcist: The Beginning is Renny Harlin's. Both are technically Exorcist 4 and tell the same basic story (a prequel story.) Neither is very good. The behind the scenes story is more interesting than either movie, honestly.

[@MajorSmurf]

I don't think Zack understands that even the inciting moment of the film is awful. A large ass imperium ship being in need of grain to feed an entire ships worth of men from a single village is just not believable or even a good kick off point. If say a local base was attacked by the rebels and than the ship came in. That would make sense, they could be possible hostilities between locals and the empire. Slowly build up the tension, me ship needs grain is just shit ass story telling? If they were that bad at logistics they wouldn't have conquered a planet yet along a galaxy. In Seven samurai's getting the aid of seven works because it's only a relative small group of bandits and so seven trained warriors could make a difference an with them training the village, they had a decent shot of winning and it makes sense for why bandits would attack a village as it would feed them for a decent amount of time and is a soft valid target for them. What wouldn't happen in Seven samurai's is if the village got surrounded by an entire armies worth of men in need of food as a village would only feed that many for maybe a day or two . The scale is just so absurd to be believable in Rebel Moon. A single village would get nuked in that universe and they'd just move on to village B down the road, Hell there's a town down the road with far more supplies there.

[@sznikers]

When they started picking that grain by hand and put it on some levitating space chariot... 😂

[@sigmacademy]

Except we don't see another group of farmers on the planet, and we don't know how big the population on that planet is. We do know the farmers sell (some of) it off-world, so from that we can assume the agri-world population might be very small, and surplus is generated in good years.

[@chriscotgrove9674]

These movies should have been labeled as a Star Wars parody, they would be more popular. After all, the skulls and bones being shoveled into the furnace-engines are the best cinematic representation of modern entertainment we've seen. The only way that it could be clearer is if the piles were labeled 'Star Wars', 'Doctor Who', 'Star Trek', etc.

[@The_Laughing_Cavalier]

For some reason, I went on the Rebel Moon wiki. Apparently, the staff thing the King carries has deep lore: "The first king of Moa was said to have been carried across the desert by a giraffe-like creature, whose femur would later be passed down through the generations and become a holy relic of the Motherworld." We can add the giraffe-like creature to the pantheon like the assassination orchestra, the Coal fired spaceships with Gods and the most sacred of all... grain.

[@sigmacademy]

In all fairness, we don't know if the grain is a staple for the worlds under the control of the MotherWorld, or whether it's a luxury food for the elite (I'm leaning towards the latter). Agri-worlds in ANY scifi setting is crucial for the successful running of any space-faring empire, because not every planet with a colony might be able to grow their own food, and even worse, any ship only has a limited volume to carry its own food supply in.

[@Nokaret]

When you can't discern if it's the actual lore or some trolls just went crazy on the wiki last night.

[@Ale-dd3ek]

This looks like a parody of Fromsoftware item description

[@HarryBrownhole]

Zack Snyder has solidified his spot in the club of directors who should never be allowed to write/have sole creative ability over any project, along with Patty Jenkins, J.J. Abrams, M. Shyamalan, and first-timer Lesley Headland.😝

[@Rusty84CV]

Christopher Nolan belongs on that list

[@bobstorr4986]

George Lucas as well

[@andreascj73]

Shouldn't have watched this while eating. Now there is egg-fried rice in my keyboard.

[@a_lost_one]

I think Zach Snyder is actually a vegan zombie... GRAINSSSSS

[@Ramsey276one]

O M G XD

[@waynehewett4017]

He's probably really a feminists gay woman just like lesbian headjob

[@MegaKnight2012]

He's done, what, two zombie movies?

[@jaded_gerManic]

Underrated comment 🤣

[@XavierFrancis]

😂

[@vermis8344]

"If you don't like my director's cut, you like focus groups more than my vision! Oh, by the way, netflix told me to shoot these scenes especially for the director's cut..." HHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣😭

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

"Copious amount of CGI will fix it all." - Zack They should have called this Blood and Tentacles. At least the hentai crowd might have given it a watch...

[@gusty9053]

Even those have enough taste not to waste 6 hours on nothing. If everything they tend to like short and straight to the PLOT point :)).

[@nulliusinverba6235]

While not actually good, I give Rebel Moon +10 points for being a new bad thing and not pooping all over a legacy like Acolyte does for Star Wars.

[@ClydeJHatbird]

True, we have to commend that at least. It's the same reason I respect steven universe over something like netflix she-ra. I don't care for either, but one of those at least brought something new to the table. Now, if we could just get something new that's written by someone with talent...

[@warlock6a29]

Snyder tried. He just got rejected by LucasFilm.

[@petriew2018]

i take issue with this, because there's absolutely nothing new in Rebel Moon. It's just pooping over plot points recycled from better books and movies.

[@boobah5643]

@@petriew2018 I read Warlock as saying 'Snyder tried (to poop all over _Star Wars.)_'

[@majbloodnok]

@@warlock6a29 And that says everything you need to know about Rebel Moon.

[@diegogutierrez1997]

Credit where credit is due, we have to admit that Snyder is an absolute master of his craft. It takes some serious talent to stitch an extra hour to a movie and add absolutely nothing to the plot.

[@9theaman]

Did you watch it tho?? Doesn't seem like it.

[@diegogutierrez1997]

@@9theaman I watched it, he just added gore, sex and more slow mo. The only mildly interesting thing added, if it wasn't also a stolen concept from elsewhere, were the Kalis.

[@Kross415]

From 300 and Watchmen to this 🤣 it's kind of crazy.

[@bjornskivids]

I think he's why Watchmen didn't do better. Snyder's pacing is awful

[@dendrien]

300 was overrated and never good in the first place. the main selling point was 300 naked spartans. fighting in slow motion. watchmen was the only good movie. but 300? no different from rebel moon both in story telling and context.

[@Kross415]

@@dendrien I disagree, you can clearly see the difference between 300 and its secuel. The story the context and the message are quite different. Not saying 300 is the best movie ever but it's still night and day compared to his recent work.

[@dendrien]

@@Kross415 yes your right. the only difference. is that 300 wasnt made to be taken seriously. it was bombastic overly stupid that it became good. whilse rebel moon could do the same but instead it was something stupid trying to be taken seriously.

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

300 was awful. Watchmen was cool. I liked Dawn of the Dead also. That's it.

[@sagethegreat4680]

Disparu should do a special slow motion review of this cut

[@MegaKnight2012]

His mental well-being is more important than that

[@sagethegreat4680]

@@MegaKnight2012 it's not his mental health you should worry about it is yours. It would be a normal video too him .

[@Henry-kz4gn]

Znyder has a core following of sycophants, so he releases several versions of the same movies, to double dip their pockets.

[@bobstorr4986]

I mean it works for Taylor swift right?

[@suenzhong7891]

I get having a Director's cut when there was studio interference or the film had to be drastically shortened. In the case of the Rebel Moon films though Synder had full control and freedom to make whatever he wanted and and the films we got were full of pointless filler scenes. What exactly would making a director's cut achieve?

[@startthebengine]

Who is giving this man money?!?!

[@vermis8344]

The same people who thought Cuties was a good idea...?

[@syllawblood]

Must be nice to have an executive as a wife

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@vermis8344 Cuties wasn't produced by Netflix, and quite frankly they made so much worse

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

same ones who gave Dan & David 200mil after GoT ended

[@MegaKnight2012]

Their accountants must hate them, and be going mad

[@jonchowe]

What does "My wrath will be my vengeance" actually mean?

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

It means “Zach thinks aggressive words are really cool, even if they don’t work”

[@thomriley1036]

"Prepare to be murdered when I kill you to death." -a threatening threatener

[@marcogenovesi8570]

"im an edgy teen, look at me"

[@MegaKnight2012]

I was gonna say something, but the previous two comments sum it up too well

[@boobah5643]

Someone upthread quoted it as "Their wrath will be my vengeance" which, while still stupid and edgy, at least parses.

[@SaintMecha]

Because Hack Snyder was so much butthurt that Kennedy/Lucas Films rejected his awful script so now we need to suffer non stop.

[@JosephHandibode]

to be fair if he made everyone lgbt it would have been approved. acoyle proves it

[@xelaander8429]

​@@JosephHandibode True, his one true sin was not invoking "the tentpole messaging" in some way in his story. Minority, gender bender, and a male scape goat and we would have been cursed with a Zack Snyder Star Wars extravaganza

[@dankato6380]

You don't have to watch it if you think it'll make you suffer

[@MegaKnight2012]

He actually pitched it to Lucas back when he still owned Lucasfilm. So Lucas had Jar Jar and clunky Prequel dialogue direction, but turned down Snyder. Let that sink in.

[@bw1330]

to be fair - given the level of trash that studio is throwing out there - i'd be insulted too

[@mathanon217]

The directors cut is just the same movie but everything is in slowmo to make it twice as long

[@majorgear1021]

“Slower-mo”

[@rogerborg]

"But my trusted friends told me that it was great!" Zach, why are they your friends, and how do you know you can trust them? "They told me it was great!"

[@andrewmontague9682]

I wonder if that’s how Snyder is with his missus? “Sorry about that love, the next time will be longer and less boring”.

[@GH-ub7qz]

that's worked for me for 30 years....

[@majorgear1021]

I lead with , “it will be the best minute of your life” to set expectations.

[@TheL0ngbeard]

Once again, hollywood fails to understand basic things. Why do we love directors' cuts? Well, first we need to like the movie itself and want more. Then they can invest into adding the scenes that were cut/changed due to time or other constraints. Apart from that, there are cases where the director is not able to do what they want to and we are curious about what that would be, for example the Snyder cut (which was ASS). With rebel moon, they put put the cart in front of the horse, shot the directors cut, which is the actual movie, then cut it down to make the bait version and marketed it as such. It's literally ass backwards.

[@sprinkle61]

There is nothing wrong with having two versions of a movie for two audiences, kind of like how some Old School rappers had clean versions of songs that had actual different lyrics that were radio friendly, unlike today where they just drop every 4th word for radio. The core problem is that the story is bad, the pacing is bad, and the plot makes no sense, so just adding some hawt villain on octopus action really can't fix any of the core problems in what we have already seen.

[@edwardp7725]

As an American - The Wombles of Wimbledon had me dying - WTF kind of fever dream shit is that?💀

[@marychocolatefairy]

Lol, the 70s were a strange time in Britain, shall we say.

[@dorn0531]

Try explaining Fungus the Bogeyman to a 2024 American 😳

[@thefilthyrhombus3856]

You really need to look up Sid and Marty Croft. H.R. Puff'n'Stuff and The Banana Splits. But definitely not while on Acid. Never on Acid look up Sid and Marty Croft.

[@rayanderson5797]

Damnit Disparu! I'd finally managed to get that Combine Harvester song out of my head!!!

[@WannaBeLevrone]

It’s crazy how far Snyder has fallen

[@Blisterdude123]

Is it? He never really rose that high to begin with. 300 and Watchmen were decent. That was it, that was his high point. Decent. Okay. Average.

[@jankostrhun8725]

@@Blisterdude123 I'd argue that Watchemn were more than just decent. But whatever rating you wanna give it, it was indeed his best work. A work where he did not write nor was in charge of cinematography,

[@jankostrhun8725]

More like being revealed. HE was honestly not that great as his best works were those where he had least of creative control. He's nota bad director but he was promoted far above his level of competency.

[@Lundarian1]

Fallen? that would imply he ever got off the ground.

[@OdinReactor]

He was never particularly talented. A broken clock is right twice a day, with *300* and *Watchmen* being his only decent films.

[@redfoxninja3173]

What about the grain!!! The most important character in this whole movie

[@davidmoore5925]

The Wurzels and The Wombles, both infinitely more entertaining than Rebel Moon.

[@hawkeye5955]

Did someone say grain? 🎶I got a brand new combine harvester🎶

[@christopherlawley1842]

Ah, an ROP crossover

[@DeftCrackerGaming]

Now I have to look up the Wombles of Wimbledon because I think I'd rather watch that

[@ILLRICARDO]

To be fair, these twi movies were a lot more entertaining than a majority of netflix original movies.

[@andygeorgeparkinson2515]

10.50 minutes in fell of chair laughing at your comments : This is Rebel Moon , there are no fans . Loved The “ I got a brand new harvester “ clip at 7.55 minutes now I find myself humming it constantly…..hopefully I will get better 😱😢

[@duppyrider3540]

Going back to this movie to try again it's like dating somebody you already broke up with; there's a reason why it didn't work out the first time.

[@humanoidcylon]

After watching the 1st movie I never thought about the movie again and I just now found out there is a part 2. I'll pass.

[@dlewis9760]

How long before the 1st started fading from memory? For me, about 10 minutes after it finished. I only remember the opening 10-15 minutes. This video refreshed a bit what the whole point was about.

[@kingvejita8827]

@@dlewis9760 for real, i watched both movies with like a week between them and i couldnt fwk1ng remember much, dont ask me what their names are and i only remember Kora bcz of Avatar. I only watched this trash movies just so i can enjoy the reviews shiting on them better.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@dlewis9760 it faded so fast I forgot to watch it in the first place

[@mlsanders4800]

Hollywood needs to send Zack Snyder a Dear John, then he can go make ads for John Deere.

[@Monkeyman_04]

What's worse that they gave a robot nipples 5:22 or the batnips from Batman & Robin?

[@sirtonymayo1468]

My wife works at a local optician's the day the first episode dropped they had a 70% increase in calls booking eye tests 😂

[@JustAboutTime]

I just don’t know why Zach just doesn’t direct an adult film and get it out of his system already. He clearly wants to.

[@WhiskyCardinalWes]

I had forgotten about Rebel Moon. Thank you for ripping that mental scar tissue off! Can we just 'say' we watched it and 'don't'?

[@charlescaine6022]

I'm glad I waited until the directors cut of Rebel Moon came out to still not watch Rebel Moon.

[@carloshenriquezimmer7543]

When we said we wanted a Zack Snyder cut, they misunderstood it. WE MEANT WE WANTED ZACK SNYDER CUT OFF FROM DIRECTING EVER AGAIN

[@Arkos_Sloth]

I expect Disparu's review of the director's cut to be twice the length of the original review. And I am here for it.

[@dlewis9760]

Nah it will be twice as long as the run time of the director's cut movie. And I'd watch it. His Acolyte reviews were longer than the episodes. The amazing thing is that they don't have a Dsiparu on staff before filming. Someone who can bring up the foolishness of some scenes and how it's going to turn the audience off. No, they film and edit it, then have outsiders take a look.

[@Conflict_Boardgaming]

1:40 Dude is too old for such fresh tats all over his arms. Sigh I remember the good ol' days when tats were few and meant something. Now every granny on OF has tats all over themselves.

[@Knight_Kin]

That's because it's really trashy looking and the older you get, the more cringe it becomes. If someone is looking for tattoo, give it some pause and think it over for awhile. Maybe skip it.

[@majorgear1021]

Wait. How do you know that grannies on OF have tattoos , unless you …

[@TheWaterdog6]

Remember in Citizen Cain when they had to release a second version that explained things and showed more to reveal that Rosebud was the sled because he didnt add it in the original. Remember in the Lord of the Rings when Peter Jackson said "Look I don't care what the fans think, I am going with my own vision?" Zach Snyder, a kid from the 2000's. He discovered some special effects in movie maker and says "Oh that is so cool, I need to put them in everything. Constant bright lights, slow motion, edgy characters, blood, violence, sex, anti heros and anyone who says it is bad is stupid!"

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

He is 60 years old, he was a kid in the 60's and 70's.

[@TheWaterdog6]

@@retsaMinnavoiG Sure would be embarrassing if footage of his original works revealed he was always was this edgy and his plots were puddle deep.

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

@@TheWaterdog6 probably was though haha

[@stanley13579]

Zack Snyder cannot tell stories. He can only show images.

[@sigmacademy]

He IS a visual director. That isn't a surprise to anyone who have been paying attention. Most of the most celebrated directors in Hollywood are, and their "masterpieces" were written by someone else.

[@petriew2018]

@@sigmacademy he's not actually even a very good visual director anymore, to be honest. he can put together certain shots, and then slow time down to a crawl to really let you appreciate what's effectively a picture.... but when it comes to actually structuring scenes he's frankly become one of the worst. The fight scenes in rebel moon are a series of neat still frames strung together by utter nonsense, there's no real artistry in the things like camera work or editing... it's just a morass of explosions until time slows down, a character strikes a pose, you have enough time to check your text messages and maybe respond to three or four.... and then the explosions resume. You compare that to the camera work in movies like John Wick or the Mad Max series, which are really immersive extended action sequences.... yeah, Snyder can't hold a candle to that. He cannot tell stories visually.

[@RyanPente.]

He's has great ideas but can't tell great stories

[@samipersun9995]

“This is in 4x speed” Me, already watching the vid in 2x speed: “Man, that’s dragging forever!”

[@Tyrs_Finox]

We've seen Zack Snyder make good films, but he hasn't really moved beyond the tricks of his earlier works, so he ends up just making films that are a parody of his own work now, which is boring. He's like Tim Burton only for action movies.

[@dlewis9760]

Some people need extreme hand holding and overseeing. Robin Williams was a fine actor. I think his best stuff was when he was on a short leash. Even RTD with Dr Who did ok. Some people can't handle free reign and it brings out their worst tendencies.

[@nautdead3197]

I don't like a single one of his movies

[@petriew2018]

the problem is we've never seen him write a good movie, yet he keeps trying.....

[@natp8387]

Zack Snyder is such a rebel he even has to rebel against Zack Snyder. Which causes him to lash out against Zack Snyder in retaliation!

[@garylancaster8612]

More "oi've got a bran' new combine arvester" clips please. And maybe a clip of "Oi am a zider drinker" as well if possible.

[@andreycr6637]

Love how Disparu changes haircuts during the video

[@matthewschwoebel8247]

I made it 2/3rds through the original release of the first movie and could not force myself to finish it.

[@dlewis9760]

I watched it all. I only remember the 1st 10-15 minutes. Some of the scenes brought back some "Oh Yeah".

[@shadf7902]

Rebel moon cured my insomnia 3 nights in a row. The second rebel moon I Just said F it!

[@gustersanspeur]

This really gives me the same feelings as video games : releasing in a bad taste only to be finished after. Only video games usually don’t make you pay twice 😅

[@jmace2424]

Of all the Zach Snyder movies, Rebel Moon is… definitely one of them.

[@charlesjmouse]

It occurs to me that Zack would love to do a remake of The Six Million Dollar Man - three and a half hours of "Lee Majors running in slo-mo? Hold my latte!" Why is he running Zack? To stay in focus.

[@whatduck943]

Shout out for the wurzels!! 😂

[@ereini0n]

The only good thing Snyder ever did is 300 and Watchmen. I can't imagine watching anything else from what I've been hearing.

[@inwector]

I've never understood the director's cut thing. Who cuts the first one then?

[@dlewis9760]

Theatrical releases get chopped because theaters want turn over if it's a good movie. If you have a blockbuster, the people watching have already paid. They can't pay more. You want the people waiting in the lobby to be in those seats. Also in case, the original was PG-13 and the D.C./Synder cut is R. Director's cuts on platforms make no sense. You can stop and start, skip to whatever you want, whenever you want. Just looked this up. It get a theatrical release in 4 theaters. Then went on NetFlix.

[@marychocolatefairy]

Usually, Director's Cuts have been done because the directors were unhappy with the changes that the studios made them make. E.g. William Friedkin had made what he thought was a perfect cut of The Exorcist, but the studio had him make it a bit shorter so that they could fit in more screenings in a day. So Friedkin fixed that in the Director's Cut.

[@undercomposition]

I like the part of this video when Disparu got cold and put on a jumper and then almost immediately took it off.

[@Knight_Kin]

>The corn is getting destroyed That's some very Wheat looking Corn.

[@harbl99]

Corn is the generic name for the most common cereal grown in a culture. In the Americas that became maize, back in Europe it was generally wheat, oats, or rye.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@harbl99 never heard of that, I thought the generic name was grain. You know, the buildings where you put your cereal stocks are called "granary", not "cornary" nor "oatsary" not anything else

[@marychocolatefairy]

It's a British thing.

[@shadf7902]

​@@harbl99we dont ever call it maize over here lol.

[@petriew2018]

@@marcogenovesi8570 in europe 'corn' was for a long time a generic term for any grain. it only fell out of common use post ww2 when american corn flooded the global market and sort of supplanted the terminology

[@buzzsawkhan]

So, just going from the footage changes that are included in this video, am I to understand that Snyder bascially added an interaction with a Space Demigod? Like, the only way to understand what the big face was in the original versions was to got o the Wiki, yes? But in the extended versions a titan stands up and starts talking, and that was a detail so minor that it didn't need to be included in the first cut? What?! An hour of extra content?! You know what, I take it back, I hope that Snyder has actually completely changed the story of the films, down to changing the nature of the characters, who lives and who dies, heck, what if it's not grain at all but the Spice melange? Go crazy Zack, go crazy.

[@noobiesmurf]

What's the grain count of the movie.

[@majorgear1021]

“Film grain” just took on a new meaning.

[@a.nonymouse]

"Those who ask for mercy are too weak to deserve it." - Darth Bane

[@AndrewStefanac]

i waited and waited for that combine harvrster ditty thanks for that pay off

[@cookiecreep9204]

He can redeem himself by adding a villain who's entire power is moving normally when everyone enters slow motion. Mocking the "heroes" and being a sort of sarcastic, trolly menace that doesn't have to follow the same dumb rules.

[@sagethegreat4680]

Extended wheat harvesting edition

[@TravirusTheKing]

the guy gets a whole movement to back his version JL and now he thinks everything he makes is pure gold, when it's fool's gold.

[@darrellcook6799]

Should I have blurred that! Laughed my bloody head off.

[@UllrT]

"Except Schindler's List" HAHAHAHAHAH I was not ready for that one this early in the morning... Feckin brilliant ROFL.

[@autdelux]

second for twice the crap

[@ThreeAtOnce]

Synder: What do you think of this? Meh! Synder: Ok, how about the same but longer?

[@MultiAFroDuck]

Lmao!!! You shouldve def blurred that at 3:58

[@lance134679]

It's yet another case of mimicking real filmmaking. There are all the elements of a high budget film, such as expensive-looking sets and CGI, but it doesn't come together as a professionally written and edited film. At least, the first one. Maybe the Snyder Cut will fix all that, but let's not hold our breath. I swear, sometimes it's as if Hollywood has already been taken over by AI.

[@LightEqualsDarkness]

“Smashing 2 black holes together…” Brilliant!

[@bountyhunter779]

Zack Snyder: I did Rebel Moon as 2 PG13 movies, but I also made the same ones as the PG18 director cut, then I will make the same ones as a super director cut and then have the Limited Edition Super director cut of the same movies. Oh, and by the way, it's a Trilogy of 6 movies!

[@catbhoy]

Classic Disparu

[@J.J.Jameson_of_Daily_Bugle]

This seem to be Zack's career gimmick last couple of years, release a movie, then re-release it again couple of months later under excuse of "aah, but this is my true vision!"

[@Verygoodfeel01]

Zack Snyder has a obsession with directors cut's 😂

[@Spetz83]

Every time something like this happens, I can't help but think of Office Space: "I don't know anything about any money laundering".

[@RyllenKriel]

Even Zach Snyder can't hold back Zach Snyder from re-re-releasing the definitive Zach Snyder Uncut Recut Uppercut Gold Star Director's Cut! It still sucks Zach and you should feel bad about wasting millions on the worst world building ever for a sci-fi plot. The film was so slow and listless even Joe Biden said "C'mon man" and hit the fast forward button. Seriously, even Battlefield Earth and After Earth kick Rebel Moon's arse. Just imagine Will Smith and John Travolta thinking their films came off looking pretty good after watching this crap!

[@sigmacademy]

Battlefield Earth just had a problem of bad storytelling (Earth was lost in 7 minutes - how exactly?) and After Earth was simply about a crashed ship in a dangerous environment (that's more or less the entire story). Oblivion had more story around it than either of those.