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@conorcomiskey7269 4 ай бұрын

why is no one talking about him guessing jizzycarts😭😭

@noorhans.2882 4 ай бұрын

No literallu

@Bassmanhill84 4 ай бұрын

That's what I said.

@Tehshi_OG 4 ай бұрын

I have known a couple of navy guys. They've told me that none of the guys ever got horny. They thought something was being put in the food since it was gonna be a bunch of men on the boat and not very many women if any

@cosodesign8953 4 ай бұрын

I heard about this from a navy man about his time in basic. Like him and the other dudes just never got horny

@jupiteruniverse8683 2 ай бұрын

I need whatever miracle food that provides that debuff.

@BANANAMan-fc7rv 2 ай бұрын

@@jupiteruniverse8683nah learn how to pull off hornyness man 😘 it works along as you know how to read people… pro tip from a certified slut check her eyes. When a girl likes someone they cant take their eyes off them even unconsciously

@BANANAMan-fc7rv 2 ай бұрын

@@jupiteruniverse8683dont take it as a creep tho bro cause if you weird looking it make be staring out of being uncomfortable

@HMPRODIGY 3 ай бұрын

17:09 Damn I can relate to most of what he was saying to the highest degree. Age wise, job hunting no luck, poor ASF, no friends I can truly talk to... I felt exactly how he felt but I've tried and tried And not too long ago, I've gotten on track and to be real nothing really changes, just a set of new problems.. I'm happier yes but I idk. - What helped land me was a job fair as YEARS of being unemployed ( online seemed to never get me hired) - As of friends I have 1 person (my gf) and it honestly all you need, I met her online weirdly 😅 usually that shxt never works Tbh idk why I'm writing all this, he just reminded me how I felt 3 years ago ( my life felt meaningless...) But word of advice just keep trying cause you'll always fail if u don't try

@jasonritner9662 3 ай бұрын

Ex-submariner here. Yup. It's a thing some people were known to do. At least back then. Teabagging something was also a common way to memorize where it was when you were learning the ship. This was nearly 20 years ago though, so, things may have changed. Probably not that much though.

@ChristopherPuente-t9q 4 ай бұрын

the Paris dude watched as above so below and took it serious

@yungmahon715 4 ай бұрын

Makes 2 of us

@heliosgnosis2744 3 ай бұрын

The Actor that played Grandma's boy must be a freaking legend over on the sub reddit by this point lol

@the_tablemaster4971 4 ай бұрын

....my dad was a submariner

@Gaara4tails 4 ай бұрын

Did he implode?

@PoGoFoShoDoe 4 ай бұрын

My best buddy is an officer on a nuclear sub atm…can’t wait for him to resurface 🤣

@ryanreviews8566 4 ай бұрын

@@PoGoFoShoDoe u gotta ask him and let us know here lmao PLEASE

@AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 4 ай бұрын

@@PoGoFoShoDoewhat if he don’t tho

@PoGoFoShoDoe 4 ай бұрын

@@ryanreviews8566 once he resurfaces, you bet your sweet bippy I will🤣

@Goofyassmufukaa 2 ай бұрын

Wtf is that dude in tha bk doin over there manz standing there like 'oh dont mind me folks just doin what yall doin 😮'😂😂😂

@JVVLOG 3 ай бұрын

LMAO I JUST TRIED TO MOVE YOUR CAM TRYING TO READ 😂😂😂😂 19:12

@ThatHawksSimp 2 ай бұрын

I’ll never understand why some men think people will be happy that they (or their work) are being “appreciated” by these randos by jizzing on pictures of them?? It’s probably one of the most insulating and creepy things I think a man could do 😭

@TheEddagosp 4 ай бұрын

20:15 Oh. I know this one. :(

@themaskedwarrior2242 3 ай бұрын

Going deep on Reddit is the equivalent of going deep into a KMart it’s terrible

@TrillMawd 3 ай бұрын

14:37 not too long ago I stood on top of pissed in one of the sinks of the moa bathroom and even recorded it bc i thought it was so funny… my excuse is I was drunk and 19

@saltypubgm6277 2 ай бұрын

charlie is the owner of jizzycarts

@James-em6ce 4 ай бұрын

Of course you did

@erich7783 4 ай бұрын

This comment popped up right when he said he knew exactly what jizzy carts was lmaoo

@h.r.hufnstuf4171 4 ай бұрын

Man I cant help but feel for that Grandma, she fucked up and now everyone hates her, left to die alone. Fuck.

@MeghanSolo94 4 ай бұрын

I don’t feel bad for her. She knew her grandchild was allergic to coconut and used the oil on her hair anyways then saw she was having an allergic reaction (which is why she gave her Benadryl and proves she knew) and put her to bed anyways. It was reckless and negligent, not a whoopsie.