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[@GloomyFish]

The OP with the intersex boyfriend - the problem isnt thay he's intersex, the problem is that OP and her boyfriend are completely incompatible

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Yeah, she herself sounds kinda weird too. She was so specific and analytical about his appearance and various features, and described that she was overly organized and clean. She is so focused on fulfilling tasks and reaching goals. She might have some quirks herself..

[@RClipsGaming101]

Or its simpler. He's lazy, and she's not. In all honesty this would be my ideal wife-material woman. Cause seriously, she's kick-ass man. And no, I would not be lazy either. Even as a single person now, I'm basically a neat-freak. I HATE living in a messy unkept place. Just like her. In all honesty, all I'm seeing is an adult that has clear drive in her life. And a loser who's using his genetic disorder to basically get pampered. But that last story though. *YIKES* Now THATS a bag of problems that I don't think anyone but GOD could fix.😬

[@mauricio2456]

She wanted a boyfriend, she got stuck with a teenage son.

[@KM-ek9or]

​@@TheGoldenDunsparceRight? The imagery wasn't necessary.

[@wernerbeinhart2320]

​@@TheGoldenDunsparce Well, the boyfriend did present a picture of himself as a no-nonsense, organized go-getter, that didn't match the truth just to get with her. 😅 Maybe it wasn't even out of malice and he really made an effort to become that kind of person for her. On top most people show their best side, when starting to date. But in the end it should be obvious, that if you portray yourself in a way, that is totally different from who you really are and what you want in life, that you'd either have to keep up the act indefinitely or confront the other person with the truth. No one is forced to date anyone.

[@kaibaiarrio1299]

That last story is horrifying. The fact that op feels the need to go to the lengths she did specifically so her husband wouldnt find out she still didnt want kids? Jesus fucking christ

[@buycraft911miner2]

yeah, its hard, but honesty matters there in my opinion. From the looks of it, they are in terms to be talking things like those out, and he would probably have agreed to the abort. Now though, she will probably regret this decision later, and maybe he will find out somehow.

[@Lucid-dream3]

I don't think she would regret this decision but I agree that they should've talked things out

[@theiaraine]

It's kind of a sad story

[@xerosereify]

Yeah something about that story makes me wonder if hubby tampered with her birth control too. The instant turn around after her announcing her pregnancy just seemed too fast...

[@KibuFox]

Honestly, if he ever finds out, you can bet that her marriage will be OVER.

[@MherDeLightProductions]

"My mom is about to die and excluded me from her will" "i ate a battery as a kid" well that deescalated quickly

[@kichikitsu]

klinefelter syndrome (also known as XXY syndrome) is just one out of the many ways someone can be intersex. OP is dating an intersex man. this is also a common way male tortoiseshell cats come to be born.

[@RictusHolloweye]

Yep, sex just isn't binary.

[@nadial8531]

@@RictusHolloweyeyup, it’s funny how we portray sex as a solid “one or the other” type of thing for convenience sake I guess when in reality it’s just as complex and muddled as the rest of nature lol

[@great-wyrmII]

​@@RictusHolloweyeit is. Intersex is a mutation, not a third gender.

[@catdownthestreet]

​@@nadial8531 a wise person once said "nature just doesn't do binaries. It prefers spectrums."

[@TheFoodGuideOfL]

​@@catdownthestreet yeah, it's wild to me that so many people don't realize that the things you're taught in earlier education levels is very simplified. It's 'basic' biology for a reason- your brain needs baseline knowledge before you can add details and go "okay, but here are the 1 million exceptions to the 'rule' you previously learned". Which always happens, because life is messy And of course there are also some things that we just... don't know yet. Always fun as a vet student to hear the pathologists, who *specialize* in post-mortem exams and recognizing disease processes, get giddy to see a disease appear in a way that they and their colleagues have never seen before

[@grimtygranule5125]

"Sir, you're divorced parents have actually worked together to escape the nursing home"

[@arata_black]

This sounds like a hilarious movie premise 😂

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

How does one "escape" a nursing home? The residents are not imprisoned there, they are free to leave whenever they want.

[@edgargaebolg9307]

​@@Vlad_Tepes_III That depends on their health (physical or mental). My grandmother had advanced Alzheimer's and couldn't leave the asylum without a relative, yet she "escaped" because someone didn't lock a door right and was found near the house where she used to live as a kid

[@lunaticbz3594]

@@Vlad_Tepes_III Depends, in independent living you can come and go pretty much as you please. Then there's a variety of levels where you have less independence, while getting more care / oversight. For those with serious memory, cognitive issues its pretty common for them to be locked in. My Grandmother actually managed to escape from the memory unit. She knew the nurses were plotting to kill her, so she put pillows in her bed under a blanket, with a paper mache head with a wig on it so it would look like she was sleeping. Then opened a window, and snuck out into the night. Luckily a passing snowtruck driver saw her as she was walking down the snow covered road in her slippers and nighty. And called for an ambulance for her while letting herself warm up in the truck. Her escape plan was both overly thought out, and underwhelmingly thought out.

[@loganr6203]

​@@Vlad_Tepes_IIIthey winged an orderly on the way out

[@CombustibleCake]

hey uh i get wanting to break up with someone who doesn’t have the same wants as you do, someone you’re incompatible with, someone who lets you (and others in their life) do all the work but like. blaming your (ex?) partner’s flaws of laziness and lack of ambition etc etc that’s common in a lot of people, all of it, on him being intersex is WILD. like, you “read up on it a little” and then decide that him being a slob is all because of a genetic condition that mainly affects hormones and fertility? really?

[@Alice-FE]

Yeah. I think the OP there needs some stern talk. Like, obviously she's incompatible with her partner, and it's ok for her to want something different. But she paints it as if it's his own fault. I don't even know why she even went forward with the relationship if she was unsatisfied like that.

[@cearl11]

YES THANK YOU OK i was really pissed at the OP of that story

[@sketchiscribblr8285]

I mean, in some contexts, hormone issues can contribute to things like fatigue or impact the effectiveness of serotonin, which can cause things like depression and mood swings, especially if hes meant to be taking supplemental testosterone shots at regular intervals and he _isnt._ Im not saying its 100% 'oh his condition is making him this way' but I could absolutely see it contributing. not to mention his mom still does his laundry- probably among other things. kinda enabling him and his manchild behavior.

[@Kassidar]

​@@Alice-FE "Tall and has nice face features" The number of times someone on reddit has posted about her dream man turning out to be an evidently childish, lazy, emotionally uninteligent, and sometimes even clearly cruel, failure is surprisingly high. Always _Always_ they note that he's "tall and handsome". Some people's gonads are stronger than their brains I guess. This one, for example, only rescinded her adoration for him after he told her he's infertile. Lucky for her. Otherwise she would have had kids and only then realised she's still tied to the one she had the kids with. *Golden Rule* for choosing a partner, ladies and gentlemen: If your answer to "Do I want my kids to have this man/woman as their parent?" is anything other than "Definitely" then don't even start.

[@artificial6566]

​@@Kassidar She wouldn't have had kids with him tho? Cause he's infertile. Besides, our problem with her isn't about how she decided to be with him or why she decided to leave, our issue is that she's blaming his behavior on him being intersex rather than it being the learned behaviour it is

[@kurotsuki7427]

The problem op with the XXY boyfriend is having is not that the guys intersex, its that hes doing nothing, not being a partner, and kept things from her like the fact he cant have kids when shes always been open about wanting themm

[@carodame9419]

Klinefelter syndrom doesn‘t make you intersex it is more comparable to downsyndrom.

[@NoahBrown-go1vk]

Just saw some guy eat 717361636126316 shards of glass. Weird.

[@Guyinthecommentsection]

Is this a reference to someone else's comment? Sorry if I sound like a misplaced boron cube for asking.

[@Jish_Le_Fish]

​@@Guyinthecommentsectiondw im also confused

[@ZoMGA_nR]

I wonder what happened to the other 717361636126316 shards

[@TripleBarrel06]

@@ZoMGA_nR Second course dude.

[@Luxembourgishsmartass]

@@TripleBarrel06What’s third course?

[@bluegamemc1403]

my collection of 1434723272252635 shards of glass mysteriously went missing this morning

[@Mernon4ym6661]

@Irbw.e:

[@theiaraine]

How did they escape with that much glass

[@FangTheHellcat]

Ooooh that was yours? Wait they arent diamonds?? Its glass??

[@lrbw.e]

who couldve done that

[@kuromewtwo115]

you wouldnt happen to live at 11452 Blacktail Bench Rd, Lead, SD 57754, USA would you

[@AstralTheNightwing]

the omori jumpscare spooked me, wasn't expecting that

[@Number1AigisEnjoyer]

Dude i was NOT ready for that oh my lord

[@dreadnought4089]

I was wondering what that was. Yikes 😰

[@Lucid-dream3]

I was falling asleep and it woke me tf up

[@JTitor2036]

@@Number1AigisEnjoyeraigis omg

[@Number1AigisEnjoyer]

@ that’s what I’m saying

[@omgtatercat]

Last story is prime example of why abortion rights are important. Not necessarily for OP's reason (say what you will, I don't really care), but think of what a woman even more desperate would do. If a woman feels like an abortion is the only choice she has, she will figure out how to miscarry. All banning abortions does is ban safe ones.

[@yeetusthefetus3465]

I feel bad for the last lady, I also do not want kids, the idea of being pregnant and becoming a mom makes my skin crawl, it actually makes me hate my body so much, I feel disgusting in my skin because of it, if I was in her place who knows what I would've done... I do think she should've just tried to talk with her husband once before taking any drastic measures, who knows? Maybe he would've understood that she does not want kids and helped her? If not well...

[@kaziered]

I feel it IS relevant for Ops case. Why can't she get one? Cos privacy laws are too lax or at least the ones for repercussions of breaking them, and it seems like the only option is rather invasive where a couple of pills should do the job if found early enough. By text book definition a pregnancy is a nine month long parasitic infection, every cell being built from the mother, stealing calcium from her bones, blood, water and nutrients from her. Some will consider this a blessing, nurturing new life to be doted on, others... Not so much. He could use his power to find medical information she doesn't want to share, and shouldn't have to share. Naturally, accidental pregnancy do occur, but it's fishy that she was so adamant against that (so likely took her meds correctly) and that he was so happy without checking to see how she felt first. A friend told me he lost weight and before I fully congratulated him I confirmed it was intentional and healthy (it was) so I can't even imagine being someones partner and being happy over an unwanted pregnancy without discussing if that's what they want.

[@tessiepinkman]

@@kaziered Exactly! You put it all sooo incredibly well. Thank you for, basically, putting my thoughts into words. You're a real one!

[@PeterCaptainObvious]

2:50 my little sister swallowed one of those batteries as a kid. Luckily it wasnt an old battery so wasn't at risk of leaking. Took her to A&E and the doctor said she should be fine, and just need to check that she passes it okay

[@noteless1]

God the last one just makes me sad. For the wife, specifically.

[@Jamiera7890]

Yeah, either that husband is really controlling or she is really paranoid

[@JazpTheVali]

i dont wanna see anyone eating more than 717361636126315 shards of glass, its bad for you

[@davidthecommenter]

aw man, i guess i'll only eat 717361636126314 shards of glass then.

[@kichikitsu]

oh the last story... i cannot imagine how utterly terrifying it must be to have something growing in you that you Dont Want. but at the same time??? i don't understand how she'd be able to stay with her husband after that. like she said, it felt like a betrayal. it IS a betrayal. how is he a lawyer that can smell bullshit so well she didn't feel safe getting an abortion, but he somehow couldn't see she wasn't happy when she broke the news to him? how could he be so out of touch that he completely ignored her distress? i wouldn't be able to stay with him.

[@violet7773]

I just have this fear in the back of my mind that he tampered with her birth control. I remember one story where OP's MIL was microwaving her birth control pills in the hopes that OP would get pregnant. Like, if he's been "semi-successfully" pulling out for years, then he has the perfect excuse I've just heard too many stories of men who pretended they didn't want kids only to either come clean or try to baby trap their wife after marriage

[@buycraft911miner2]

this is the kind of thing she had to be honest about. The husband didnt seem the kind of unreasonable person to not aggree to an abort after hearing her side. What she did is closer to betrayal imo. And, in all honestly, if I were her after the miscarriage, I would probably regret not telling him, and live with a slight irrational fear of him finding out somehow.

[@justjerry199]

Agreed, so many red flags all over, it's impossible to see where they originate but the relationship shouldn't continue in any case.

[@justjerry199]

​@@buycraft911miner2also agree here, being an adult means you actually communicate about stuff, even the difficult stuff, especially the difficult stuff

[@kichikitsu]

@@buycraft911miner2 idk man. unless she's a master at masking her emotions, i feel like it'd probably be clear that, at the very least, she wasn't happy when breaking the news to him. yet he still broke down crying all happy and stuff and... yikes. thats an off-putting reaction to have knowing your partner does not want kids at all. did he ever ask her if she was happy about it? if he didn't and just assumed she was happy based off of nothing but his own feelings, i don't think he would've been on board with an abortion. it also seemed she might have been a bit fearful of his connections as a lawyer? might just be reading into that, though. but. yeah, i definitely would be paranoid about him finding out somehow. ultimately imo they both failed at communication. as her husband, he should've been able to tell something was up. as his wife, she should've either A) felt safe enough to tell him and go from there or B) just Should Not have stayed with him after the miscarriage. genuinely do not understand her thought process there.

[@storee.CBR46]

13:34 Little dude likely has ASPD or another personality disorder. Killing animals, especially cats for some reason, is a textbook step in developing the urge to seriously injure and/or kill someone. It may not happen of course, but these kids more often than not end up hurting someone because people don’t help them, and causing harm is a way to feel a sense of excitement. Really hope the psych referred him to someone with more experience and supported him, no matter his actions. If a psych cannot put aside their thoughts and feelings in order to help someone, they are not ready to be handling such high impact cases. Side note: maybe a reason it’s specifically cats is because they’re less likely to ‘listen’? If you call a dog they come over, but cats almost always ‘defy’ humans and do things at their own pace, and people exhibiting those behaviours are often starving for a sense of control and rebel when it isn’t afforded. Just a theory though 🤷

[@shareeclifton2265]

As someone who grew up with a conduct disordered sibling.. You have to tell authorities. They are monsters

[@Adam.Frazier]

The problem is that a lot of the time, the parents refuse to do anything about it. They view it as either a betrayal of someone they love, or as an admission of their own failure. My brother showed similar signs. Nobody got involved. He’s now in jail.

[@shivers5718]

What the fuck is your issue? People like you are the reason stereotypes are a thing in the first place. Not everyone who hurts animals as a child is going to end up a serial killer and a monster. Jesus christ. The kid is in therapy for a REASON. And that reason is NOT "to be ratted out and locked up."

[@jellyjackcheese]

Girl with the intersex boyfriend had so many VALID reasons to break up with him but chose to focus on the fact that he's intersex. Yikes. Hope she never gets another boyfriend.

[@tigerheart4303]

13:34 Please, please, please do call the police. Animal abuse rarely comes alone. That is to say, people who abuse animals almost always commit other crimes and often go on to abuse humans as well. I see it as a moral obligation to notify the police of such behaviour.

[@DavidVanVlerah]

I was always heavy as a kid, sometimes very fat, and I was always hurt by fat jokes, even when they weren't specifically directed at me. Any time someone would make a comment about fat people, it felt to me that I had suddenly become the focus of attention. As I grew older, after much self analysis and soul searching, I came to the conclusion that the only reason that I was so offended by those comments was because I was so uncomfortable with myself. I began to ask myself what was good and positive about me, and whether others' opinion of me were more important than my own opinion of myself. I looked deep, and I found many things that I didn't like about myself that I had more control over. (I like food and I've never been particularly interested in physical activity.) I worked hard to determine the root causes of my negative traits and finding out how I could improve those things and strengthen my self opinion. I was more or less successful, and the things that I ultimately could not overcome became less important, because my self esteem improved just knowing that I could control certain things that really bothered me about myself. I became a better, stronger person, less self conscious and much less negative about myself overall. I stopped comparing myself to others and began comparing me to me. I decided that overall, even though I'm as flawed as any other human, I'm a pretty decent guy. I'm not trying to impress anyone or prove anything to anyone. If you think I'm full of it or stupid or whatever, I accept that. I no longer live to fulfill other people's expectations, just my own. I respect your opinion, but it won't change my opinion of myself. I'm typing this word vomit in hopes that someone who is struggling with the same issues that I did will read this and recognize that they are the only ones with the power to change their own opinion of themselves and can live a happier, more fulfilling life. Good luck, I'm pulling for you. Peace.

[@waynerazorblade]

this sounds a lot like me but i'm not that emotionally mature yet..

[@DavidVanVlerah]

@waynerazorblade Well, I'm 54. Certainly didn't happen overnight. It's a never ending effort, but very worth it. Thank you for reading the whole thing. You can do it!

[@NoMoralCompassOnMe]

are you still fat?

[@cloud_congestus]

which one of you guys keeps eating all my shards of glass

[@GloomyFish]

It wasn't me! ...My mouth isn't bleeding, what are you talking about?

[@turkey_sandwhich]

i think it was gloomy guys

[@thedabmaster287]

Totally not ​@@GloomyFish nuh uh

[@230a.m.3]

It was totally Phoenix Wright

[@rafaelhines1178]

​@@230a.m.3 I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE THIS JOKE

[@Rat30257]

10:21 jeez this actually scared me I didn’t expect an omori reference on a Reddit video

[@Kit_Marzipan]

Me either, Jumpscare indeed^^

[@theiaraine]

She didn't leave him because of his klinefelter syndrome. She left him because he's a mess. She felt so much pity for him which is why it was so hard to leave

[@christopherandresen9790]

that story at around 14:00 DAMN THAT IS A SERIAL KILLER IN THE MAKING! Basically the textbook behavior of a serial killer in their teens before going over to humans... Read any psycopathic serial killer biography of their childhood stuff. its always anti social behavior, arson, hurting ppl close to them and turturing/killing animals.

[@lilia3944]

Yeah but also, a therapist who knows they can't be professional should not be on this case. It's not about "owing the world" something, it's about their personal biases and feelings interfering with the diagnostic process. It's great they were able to recognize this, but especially with how new they're to the field there's no shame in asking their supervisor for advice and possibly referring the case to someone qualified to diagnose and treat this kid properly.

[@PicturesquePhoenix]

Look I know the kid killed cats but you shouldn’t be calling a kid a serial killer in the making. You shouldn’t be calling anyone a serial killer in the making at all for any reason. In fact I would say calling the kid a serial killer in the making would just make his mental health worse, what if that kid finds this and realizes it’s about him and sees all of you calling him evil and a future murder. He’s trying to seek help from therapists what more do you want from him?

[@adamweston4152]

Dexter.

[@internetaddict1642]

​@@PicturesquePhoenix🤓

[@PicturesquePhoenix]

@@internetaddict1642 did you bully people in high school?

[@L-ghtlessSky]

Sorry guys, I got hungry. You can have your glass back soon.

[@samsmith9764]

why is eVERYBODY IN COMMENT SECTION EATING MY GLASS?? HOW?!

[@prismspheres]

last story is INSANE. we only have this post as information to OP's life, everything else is speculation. this is so messed up from multiple angles and I hope OP and husband go to therapy bc you need it after that whole thing

[@person9846]

That relationship won’t last. You can’t do something like that. I don’t care if you think that it’s a betrayal or not, having this little trust between them probably means they won’t even get to therapy.

[@TyrannostarusRex]

The story about the boyfriend who’s intersex makes me feel weird. The behavior has nothing to do with being intersex. Sounds more like he’s just having dependency issues. But the way she’s trying to force him to get testosterone injections? And going as far as making the appointment for him? Being intersex isn’t something that needs to be fixed. If someone is happy with their body the way it isn’t, it isn’t your place to tell them to change it. Especially when the reason you want your boyfriend to get testosterone injections is because you want kids someday. “My body my choice” goes for everyone.

[@junplayzitout2283]

Let my boy robin vent in a rage room😭

[@lilyphillips7083]

Fr

[@UsernameM.T]

Why are people eating shards of glass and why are people counting them again?

[@tristanshaltz2769]

I would honestly like to know, is it a copy pasta?? Did someone say "Hey, on the next MK video talk about eating glass"?? I have no idea

[@Misiltoad]

Someone said that if his comment was top comment then he would eat a bunch of glass shards and I guess people are copying it

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

Nope, just bots being bots. Ignore them, they're harmless.

[@_.luminosity._]

​@@Vlad_Tepes_IIIit's one person being a bot and other people following the joke

[@Grilled_Cheezin]

The last story, Jesus Christ. I hope that woman is going to be okay, honestly. I just feel bad for both parties involved.

[@Ar7ific1al]

Robin: what is that you're not gonna explain oh okay well whatever fuck it I guess Damien: What is that? Hold on, let me read this wikipedia page and learn something.. It's not that hard Robin.... lol

[@sketchiscribblr8285]

21:35 omgggg my mother is like that. she _swears_ up and down that she is ""allergic"" to *any and all* seafood. fish, shellfish, seaweed/kelp, etc. essentially if it comes from the water, she insists it'll kill her. she has eaten worcestershire sauce my whole damn life. it goes into our burgers and meatloaf and chicken wings. I can not tell her worcestershire sauce has fish in it. she will make the biggest scene about it. she had a similar thing when I was growing up with cinnamon. she, however, _loved_ little debbie honeybuns and those pecan pinwheel things. as soon as I pointed out that the honey bun had cinnamon, the next day Oh! Shes Broke Out In Blisters All Over Her Mouth. Shes Having Trouble Swallowing! She Thinks She Should Go To The Hospital! despite her eating one of those two things at least twice a week when we would stop at the gas station.

[@frostnovaomega1152]

On the small dong thing: One thing i've learnt is that for every possible trait you can have, there's gonna be people who absolutely love it, no matter what it is. As for small dongs specifically, I happen to be one of those people. I think they're really lovely actually! So to anyone who has struggled with this, hope you can find some comfort knowing that there are those out there who not only accept your differences, but cherish them.

[@regenschirm02]

that last one hurts. I feel so fucking bad for her.

[@Tisapanda]

That last story... I am so thankful for my husband. He legit doesn't want kids. He finds children annoying. I also don't want kids as I was parentified at 14. I also have a slew of health issues that even if I somehow was able to get pregnant, chances are I'd lose it or not survive birth. I told him when we first met five years ago, no kids. I'll pay for birth control, you pay for the removal if it fails. He is cool with the arrangement. I'm glad she's getting the implant to help prevent this again. I would also talk to someone about sterilization, just in case. For either of them.

[@sevenember3332]

He will likely refuse for some lame reason and she *will* be refused if she’s still able to conceive without risk due to malpractice lawsuits

[@FlummoxTheMagnificent]

I can't imagine manipulating your child into paying for you like that

[@Rock-Child]

10:01 I’m similar to this guy when it comes to school work. It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I stress so much and push it off to the last minute. But I usually complete it very quickly and get good grades.

[@supercyclone8342]

No idea how old you are but please try to do something about that! I was the exact same way in school until I nearly crashed and burned in the last few years. I still finished ok, but it was extremely mentally taxing, and the issues followed me into adulthood (I say as if I'm not still Gen Z lol). That said, I don't have any specific advice unfortunately. It's not as simple as telling yourself to "just do it." It's a real mental battle! Just know that it is something that you should work to overcome and hopefully you have people who can understand and will help you

[@Rock-Child]

@ Yes, I feel like I have the skills but not the motivation

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

I was like that to the T as a kid and young adult, and only now at almost 40 years old, I've found out that I have ADHD...

[@qwinlyn]

This comment thread reads like people with ADHD that haven’t figured that out yet…

[@Rock-Child]

@@qwinlyn Hopefully I don’t lol

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

2:30 Plot twist, OP is a robot.

[@mafuxmafuxmafuxmafu]

OMORI REFERENCED (the context is horrible though. I feel so bad for that girl, nobody should have to go through that)

[@crowmoee]

Somebody walked into my window store and asked for 717361636126316 glass shards four hours ago. Has anyone seen them?

[@vidal9747]

17:25 I understand background checks for in person positions. But condemning someone who could work because they have a criminal record is one way to make sure most criminals stay criminals.

[@filipe.sm31]

It depends. You can't hire a person to handle company money who was once convicted of embezzlement, for example. Background checks are necessary, but I agree that for home office, HR should be more flexible

[@Ryanthusar]

Button batteries are not a good thing for a kid to swallow. It's why they are being banned in a lot of children's toys. Stomach acid, along with saliva, causing an electrolytic reaction which can produce caustic substances such as sodium hydroxide. Such tissue damage caused by such can lead to perforations of the intestinal track, so for the OP of the story @ 2:31 not to have had that happen is extremely lucky.

[@Osc473]

I feel like the first one should be petty revenge cause imagine that your parents argue so much at a point they pretty you up so much that you decide to put them in the same nursing home.

[@JessFirefox]

Lost hope for humanity. 16:31 humanity saved 19:31 humanity lost again

[@radeakins]

The sandwich guy: I live on peanut butter sandwiches and tea. Three peanut butter sandwiches (with three slices) a day. A word of advice: keep an eye on your teeth. A basically bread and water diet will screw up your teeth.

[@cheshire_sensei]

That last story felt like her BC was being tampered with because why else would he be so happy about her pregnancy? And the way that she was being so sneaky about causing the miscarriage made it feel like she didn't feel safe for some reason... She should leave him if she needs to be moving in the shadows like that rather than just standing up to him and telling him that it's her body and she doesn't want a kid.

[@mpgodjr]

Are you... bad at reading?

[@emberthecatgirl8796]

11:37 That sounds like therapy material ngl, though I lack sufficient context. It’s hard to believe that her husband would suddenly start acting all wierd witout showing earlier signs of obsessive behaviour.

[@wolfygamerpro5803]

Im kinda against abortion, but i also think nobody should give a fuck about what i think and just do what they want, with that out of the way, the last story was terrifing, i cant even imagine being with someone who seemingly has the same lack of interest for children as you just to hit you with a "jk" and you now feel obligated go through what having children means, basically being forced to do something you dont want, but also i think she should have just talked it out, if she did and he uderstood and acepted it, good, maybe they could have talked it out and either one of them could have changed their mind, and if he didnt understand, good too, just end the realtionship, it IS a valid reason to end one, having children is too big of a choice to just continue anyway and ingore the problem, also, the poor children whould have a terrible mother beacuse you cant force yourself to love something you dont want and is not their fault, neither it would be her fault, its just natural

[@wolfygamerpro5803]

Yapping session concluded, entering stand by mode

[@stephanieann6622]

The last one I absolutely get but goddamn I can only imagine how horrible she felt.. did the story cut off tho?

[@hrunachithebean]

I will eat 717361636126317 (one more than the other guy) shards of glass if this is the top comment

[@luigidabro]

You can't just edit your "I will eat [...] regardless [...]". That's not how it works. You said you will eat them, so you will eat them. No extra conditions. Just eat them.

[@Sn0w7ir3]

I know it’s been like it for a while but THANK YOU FOR THE DARK BACKGROUND.

[@lilyphillips7083]

I like how some stories are sad, almost life ruining stories vs. fun little silly stories

[@Duskwing472]

I feel like people tend to forget that playing video games can be a hobby

[@HollowHotel-v6u]

14:00 that kid is going to KILL someone.

[@Adam.Frazier]

That’s why he’s in therapy

[@HollowHotel-v6u]

@Adam.Frazier His parents didn't know that he killed the cats, they might have picked up on psychopathy, and that's why they put him there, but it might just be them putting him there because of what he's done.

[@tessiepinkman]

Geeeez... This was an *INTENSE* video! So many emotions going through my mind and body right now after having listened to all of it. Holy shit. Life is weird. People are weird. The world is weird. Everything is just weird! I'm emotionally exhausted, and none of that even remotely had anything to do with me. I can't even begin to imagine what the people who wrote some of those things are feeling... I'm just rooting for them all. Well, except for the woman who blames her boyfriend being intersex for their crappy relationship. It's not because he's intersex, it's because he's a lousy, lazy manchild. Seriously, that dude needs to get a grip! And the woman needs to kick him out of her apartment and break up with his immature ass.

[@AvaMiller-o1x]

Been subscribed to you for ages, love your work!

[@sadraccoonboy]

Okay while I do feel sorry for her for different reasons, the woman blaming wanting to break up with her boyfriend for him being intersex grosses me out

[@James817lol]

watching a video right after it comes out is perfect because i know we're all watching it and suffering together

[@prehistoricblob783]

damn, thats pretty cool now that i think about it

[@OctoLegend]

0:40 "you are expendable, you are not expected to return"

[@xXMindSoulXx]

Z-13 is hot lmao (iirc that's sebastian)

[@Grellibe]

I had to stop listening. Im sorry. I cannot donthe confession videos anymore. Theyre too fucked up. I had to stop listening at the part where the kid was hurting animals. I am a survivor of a sadistic psychopath. Im sorry. I think i like emkay when its mostly memes.

[@CombustibleCake]

this is completely fair and valid. your health always comes first so keep yourself safe! :)

[@Tzelofachad]

I am so sorry that it happened, but it’s not as if you have to cancel Emkay now! you can just…watch the memes and not the confessikns

[@whatafoolbelieeeeves]

i just found out about klinefelter syndrome and i am checking SO MANY BOXES... im scared, do i tell my parents

[@NoMoralCompassOnMe]

buddy you're prolly just gay lmfao

[@Tyde091]

Please keep reading this subreddit EmKay! Thank you :)

[@gxjggyfdfvuhfdt]

13:34 i think it's illegal for you to share info abt a patiente as a psychologist everything that happens at the session stays in there, sometimes, every document created abt said sesh will be burned in a while (at least that's what i learned from professionals) (you can share worring info with police/legal guardians but that's were the line is cut) so, this post is technically unethical (i believe) kinda got me worried abt her other patients

[@SissiTargaryen]

Unethical? Yes. Nothing like that should be shared on a public space, and there is nothing more public than internet. Illegal? Probably not since none of the personal info, were they live or a physical description of the kid is there. And since you can't locate the boy by the information shared in the post you can't accuse anyone of anything it's a little bit of no body no crime. Also while the post is written in english op may be in any country in the world, and different countries have different laws in that regard. But all that aside, I can understand the need to vent or event to feel lost with was happening, because the boy feels like a killer in progress and it's not the same to be watching a program about it and thinking wow why nobody payed attention and turned him to the authorities in time, than being there and being the one in charge.

[@filipe.sm31]

As long as it's anonymous and the patient can't be identified, it's fine. OP probably changed some details while telling the story

[@edgargaebolg9307]

Fun fact: afaik priests are in the same position regarding confessions

[@KimberlyCarter-fe9vh]

You're insanely skilled, don't stop making stuff like this!

[@ChrissaTodd]

Ugh the guy who assumed his friend was mocking him pisses me off I hope he realizes how wrong he was

[@davidlionheart2438]

How ironic that Robin makes a living reading on KZbin when he's obviously never read a book. Ever.

[@johnnyhall9154]

I hate how we can't call liars on dating apps out. Like if you put forth a picture or bio that is untrue or edited, I should be able to call you out.

[@Magolor-l1j]

I just stole and ate 1434723272252635 today

[@Adam.Frazier]

1434723272252635 what? Apples? Radians? Kilometers?

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

I stuck 2 magnets up my nose as a kid..... they slid their way up into the depths of my septum and remained there until I was 25, remembered that they were there when I started getting headaches..... I slid a heavily magnetic quarter up my nose, waited until it clicked to the magnets, and pulled both out..... was so nasty and still a core memory for me 😂

[@josephthespaceman8485]

Just why

[@mpgodjr]

You did NOT need to tell us this bro.

[@frozenburrito2.087]

The PB&J one is completely valid

[@erinjackson8119]

Probably for the best that Robin didn’t say anything for that last one

[@taxinvasion260]

Was weird that the Klnefelter guy's girlfriend was so focused on the klinefelter syndrome. *_"I really want a MAN_* who could also mutually support me in life and want me sexually and grow as a human being with me and start a family one day..." The first part of that thesis is completly unrelated to any actual issues present in their relationship. She's so focused on demasculating an intersex guy rather than any of the other glaring issues with him. Her greatest problem with his no-fucks-given ass is that he isn't a real "MAN" (as she so capitalized to emphasize) Even if she simply wasn't attracted to him, as she has no obligation to, she's just slagging him off in total disregard for who he is.

[@maddiewaters7112]

Imagine first guy's parents got back together in the nursing home.

[@MorganRyo]

the last lady's priorities are wack you'd rather him witness you miscarry... than him be dissappointed that you want an abortion? trauma scale that shit, what the fuck dude

[@frostbite3820]

When I read the title i KNEW Robin would be the narrator of this one. I was correct!

[@timfunnydragon]

18:24 but do he got that small energy though? The energy where everything is hypersexual and all they ralk about is sex? Thats small energy. Big energy comes from respecting women and their bodies

[@CombustibleCake]

pb&j op is jack but pb&j instead of tomato and nutsauce

[@lePirateMan]

(The last one) Why is the husband discovering something new about his feelings a betrayel? Is it impossible for someone to change their mind? And it might have been useful for hom to know her feelings, rather than going behind his back and lying.

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

Now I don't know how the law applies in whatever country op is typing from but I'm fairly certain almost everywhere, you have a right to report crimes as a therapist. Let me look up the law in italy first as I'm italian. So in italy the law says you can only report crimes if the patient agrees, the crime could be legally pursued after a report and they (the medical professional) should limit themselves to giving as little information as possible as to respect the professional secrecy law (that they can in no way shape or form divulge personal and private information of a patient unless they are consenting to it). And last but not least if they feel as though the patient and third party people could be in danger: ie if a patient admits to plotting to or wanting to commint a serious crime. If let's say I confessed to wanting to rob a place or steal anything, a therapist/psychologist would probably do nothing about it as it is not a serious crime you can outright accuse someone of and nobody is immediate threat or danger. Again I don't know the law in the US or other countries but I feel as though there is some law to defend medical professionals from this. Also I believe they can outright refuse to help the boy if he made them feel so uncomfortable and claim they're doing so to protect their own safety.

[@gigaswardblade7261]

Is the op with the intersex boyfriend implying his lack of testosterone is causing him to be lazy? Is that something that’s actually backed by science?

[@daisystrait]

Pb&j is technically a complete protein💪 keep it up dawg

[@kirby17]

The Battery one is... unusual. Especially considering the first two.

[@zomb13_lover]

Cool editing you do

[@StarrChild.]

That last one is so horrible. I can't imagine her fear.

[@No_Direction-99]

5:32 THIS! 😭 I wish more people understood the battle…

[@Ctrl-Z-Renders]

15::11 that is NOT psychopathy. straight up sadism.

[@MANAGER_ESQUIRE]

Dude where tf did my glass shards go???

[@Gouneas]

Happy Thanksgiving

[@TheFancyCobra]

Hah you don’t get to eat glass *womp womp*

[@awesomestyles]

Day 292 of guessing the editor. 0:04 Kenny. Day 18 of asking EmKay to release the videos they added to their playlists months ago but haven't uploaded (Weird images subreddits, PettyRevenge, ATBGE).

[@SparkTech155]

New emKay video

[@xX_Gravity_Xx]

Two minutes in ad I'm already boiling over... You're parents DO owe you something. This is going to sound super entitled. But know that this is coming from someone who supports his mother and who's dad literally punched him in the face to avoid returning even a fraction of the life he stole from us... They brought you into this world. They then destroyed your childhood, and the downstream consequences of that can be 10x what they start from. I have lifelong, life altering health issues because of my downstream consequences. They also are expecting you to help them, and are actively trying to scam you. What the owe you, can never truly be repaid. But the DO owe you.

[@daisyjoy242]

What happened to the sister with the thanksgiving abomination trio from the first livestream

[@Xx__xX-bn7ch]

Not the one random pb&j one

[@ChrissaTodd]

Why do people always claim its not their business if their good friend is cheated on It is your business if you care about the person So you don't care your friend has been beyrayed? Yikes Idk if id want any friends who felt that way

[@Hypoure]

10:21 thrown down the stairs, landing on a piano?

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

If you let your friend stay in a cheating relationship, don’t stay out of it

[@squeaktheswan2007]

0:20 What other options were there? Did they expect to both stay in the same house as their kid?

[@leviticusisnowonreruns]

Folks at emkay, how're yall doing? hope your doing well

[@timfunnydragon]

15:06 if the client also wet the bed past like age 8 or 12 theyre a serial krill er