Black Dawn (2005) - Steven Seagal - Comedic Movie Review

[@doctorthirteen5499]

Best part: the remnants of Seagal's actual lunch on the dashboard of that car.

[@Manta_GTJ]

Lunch, LOL that just got him thru the take..........

[@parisgreen4600]

He teleported out of the truck...it's like that bit in "Drive Angry" when William Fichtner steps out of the truck mid-crash. Also, is this his worst wig ever? Thanks for the laughs! I just found this channel yesterday and I've been marathoning all the Seagal reviews.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol he may or may not be in the Marvel Universe with some serious powers. So glad you found the channel! Glad you are enjoying everything

[@rodinowright6591]

His stunt double was obvious as well

[@Piotwor]

Thanks for reminding me that Drive Angry exists.

[@docwho2828]

@Paris Green Will Fichtner makes the Movie quite enjoyable.

[@marcuswalters8093]

IT'S NOT A WIG It's paint.

[@majesticsausage9521]

Love the videos, well made, great breakdown of Segal's silliness and genuinely funny. Your pronunciation of escape is killing me though.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol thank you thank you. I never noticed I said it weird until I started this channel.

[@majesticsausage9521]

@@RedEyeReviews eh I'm sure there's tons of stuff I say weirdly, and I was joking about it killing me. Your channel really is great and I'm enjoying your content.

[@rockdesu]

Those 52 shots had me laughing my ass off. Ha ha ha

[@ninjanibba4259]

Same here, it’s SO ridiculous

[@simondaniel4028]

I spent a lot of my at home time this month drinking 19 Coronas while playing classic DoomVR and watching this channel (I'm better now, still do those other things).

[@Helloyousilverdevil]

Ah man. If this was January, that was me too man. Sometimes it’s weirdly comforting to know you’re not the only one feeling incredibly alone with a specific hobby like this (and VR) lol.

[@kitbradley2689]

Didn't you know that Seagal has been working with custom nuclear bombs for, like, 53 years? It's common knowledge.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Of course he has. how foolish of me

[@raymondstantz3069]

The only time I’ve seen someone (conveniently) put their keys in the visor is in Terminator 2 lol.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha it never gets old for me

[@11bravo1789]

Good lord man. I knew his stuff had gotten bad after Under Siege 2. But with each of these It just amazes me. My lord man. Above the Law, Hard to Kill, Marked for Death, Out for Justice, US1/2. Thats it. Thats his entire IMDB as far I’m concerned.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh it sure has my friend. And I would like to live in your world, but sadly I am far too aware of his ridiculous list on IMDB...and I promised myself and you all to do every...single...one of them lol.. I might be dead at the end of it, but its gonna happen

[@11bravo1789]

@@RedEyeReviews i am so glad you have brought these abominations to light. It does make me sad to a degree. As corny as they are now, when his first 3 films hit. They were different than a lot of the bullshit action movies that were coming out. They were on a different level of arm snapping bad assery. But man, what in the hell. Why does he keep making this shit. Its like, you know he knows this shit is bad. Why doesnt he stop. I guess money? But who buys these? Chinese market maybe?

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@11bravo1789 thank you! Yeah for real his first few movies are awesome. But I think he has been chasing that high ever since. Trying to make something as good as thought. But also discovered that his movies are bought in China, India and Russia. Those are his main markets now as he just churns out these messes

[@retroworld8090]

Under Siege 2 is terrible. Everything before is good. That's it lol.

[@shadyrecords4386]

@@retroworld8090 the last good steven seagal movie was *exit wounds*

[@jdgustofwinddance.7748]

6:10 You do realize that by saying that, you are charged with the thankless task of creating a tower of a shrine to Sensei Seagal in your Minecraft game.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh Noooooooo. *I've made a huge mistake meme*

[@michaelmyers3709]

Don’t mind Black Dawn, I can sit through it and quite liked the truck chase. The doubles were among the most terrible, especially the fight towards the end comprised entirely of a really obvious fight imposter. Apparently in a different colour suit. Like the awful Photoshop titles and sometimes surprisingly awful, grainy image quality. Enjoyed the fake ocean at the end so badly rendered it looks like ice. Mercenary for Justice really isn’t much of an improvement.

[@barth9580]

3:51 "he taught me everything I know..it was a 2 hour class down at the learning annex. "

[@Film_Bro]

IT'S THE KAHUNA!!!! I hope this character becomes a channel meme!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh we can definitely start that up

[@jaydemo367]

The phone number had me rolling 🤣🤣

[@alexgrenlie862]

Prisoner at the beginning looks like Andy Sandberg. Congrats last I looked you had 22.5k subs now 27k!

[@theDane70]

I love this channel, it saves from downloading crap movies....lol Although Seagal has been on my blacklist for so long....

[@MOONSUN4Life]

6:09 "I'm pretty sure my Minecraft password is more secure than that, but that's fine." His button is probably bigger than yours, though, so yeah, all good.

[@20biomed08]

My uncle always left keys in the ignition...but he is a volunteer firefighter and was only when he was around his call area.

[@ANDYWOUNDSABRXS]

My keys are in the visor sometimes... Usually when I go to pick it up from the mechanics..

[@ernestoflores1057]

Seagal clothes never get dirty or his hair doesn't move, or even break a sweat hahahahaha

[@germantoenglish898]

9:36 I wonder if he wears his own "The Scent Of Action" aftershave, I saw the suit and I could imagine him wearing it on set and dying for others to ask "mmmm, your aftershave is nice, what's it called?" and him sending them to his product using an affiliate link. lol And the radioactive material is in like a coffee can?

[@YakAttack915]

@13:21 that is one WIDE body..... He's more waddling than walking

[@ProjectPxP]

In the previous movie where they changed Eva Mendes voice to high pitch just make her sound smart, I think Steven made that choice or maybe he got that idea there. That's why when he talks to a nerd/hacker, he talks on a high pitch. I don't know, he does that to everyone. Like when he talks to black dudes, he talks like a black dude. HAHAHAH

[@Dan-di9jd]

Coming to think of it, I never seen Seagal getting up from the floor in his post stardom era direct to video.

[@AZTigerMMA]

Escapes . Es-capes . Ex- capes is something else . Love ya!

[@iflarnted]

Isn't the guard at 9:17 Andrew Stevens?

[@RudiW1510]

Seagal is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@robwalsh9843]

Black Dawn should be the name of a Blaxploitation spinoff of the original Red Dawn movie where the Soviets invade Harlem.

[@davepixtonsw94]

Executive Decision... Segal gets scathed... To the MAX baby

[@Super33Saiyan]

At 7:50 it's a typical American thing to do to leave car keys in the visor! We Europeans have always watched this happened in nearly ALL American movies. However I still have few questions for Americans: do they lock all the doors with keys inside visor or... are the doors left open? If locked, how the hell do you get back in? Break in!?? Lol 🤔😅🤣

[@patchbunny]

Never seen anyone do it IRL. In some communities, though, particularly rural ones, it's not uncommon to leave doors unlocked because there isn't the crime risk.

[@bodenolson6745]

That guard fired almost 2x as many rounds as 1 mag would hold. Classic movie bottomless mags

[@jamesdenofantiquity]

I started watching the Steven Seagal series thinking it would be just ten or twelves of these, I did not realize he crapped out 100 or 200 of these so-called movies.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol, it is an epic journey for sure

[@MuttonfudgeRacing]

How do you not have severe depression after watching all these Seagal "movies"

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol. Alot of coffee and many many breaks

[@conradbird3173]

He counts the gunshots 😅😅😅 . Amazing

[@nickieisknittingtoomuch]

9:37-9:59 if Chris Klemens was a hacker 🤣🤣🤣

[@hankstrickland5011]

Back in the day in nice neighborhoods you could keep your keys in the visor

[@MarioSratss]

That guy shoots 53 times and hits nothing. It's hilarious 😂 And Seagal can teleport 😅

[@djcease1996]

Okay even as(arguably) Seagal's biggest fan I cannot defend this film. It's a trainwreck from start to finish & an unnecessary sequel to an average Seagal film (The Foreigner).

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yeah It really is a tough one to get through lol. But apparently they only made it a Sequel because he wanted his characters name to be the same, and they figured they had to say it was part 2 to The Foreigner for that to make sense? But oh well, we can all forget this one exists and move on haha. Thanks for your support as always :)

[@djcease1996]

@@RedEyeReviews No problem, thank you for the high quality Seagal content. I believe you will find *Mercenary For Justice* an easier film to sit through.

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@djcease1996 I can't wait

[@judsongaiden9878]

1:40 Extract that stock, greenhorn! 1:44 It's also because he left the stock in its storage position like movie people always do. 2:47 Who wears a coral pink tie with an OD green shirt?! 4:12 Ever see Tourist Trap? 6:31 Why's she wearing mascara during an operation? 8:12 Why'd they feel the need to foley in a fake gun-clicky sound effect? It's not even a proper cocking sound. Just a click. 13:06 Fastens his top button like a dweeb and/or narc. 13:54 Shoots right-handed with watch on right wrist. Possibly left-handed but with a dominant right eye (cross-dominant). On the "other hand" (sorry, I had to), it's not unheard of for a righty to wear a watch on their right wrist. It's just atypical.

[@sharpfalcon6196]

And at 8:12, she's clearly using a Glock, which is a hammerless pistol.

[@judsongaiden9878]

@@sharpfalcon6196 Which makes it even worse.

[@sharpfalcon6196]

@@judsongaiden9878 The same error is in Today You Die, when the DEA agent shows up in the finale for no real reason.

[@judsongaiden9878]

@@sharpfalcon6196 And according to 'The Walking Dead', Glocks have manual safeties! Alternate timeline, much?!

[@Cletus_the_Elder]

I knew a Black Dawn. She was a beautiful lady, much like this movie.

[@BlazingOwnager]

I don't know about anyone else but me, well, I'm just impressed Segal is actually moving in this movie he's in still in 2005.

[@KidFresh71]

You are better than Cinema Sins!

[@RedEyeReviews]

This made my day :) Thank you so much for the compliment

[@BKPrice]

And then at the end Seagal walks off looking like the little kid wearing the adult suit at the end of Big.

[@jamesmac7523]

Is the guy who sells the nuclear device the same guy who played captain America in the first movie from the 90s?????

[@andrewstewart7231]

You made me laugh and then cough for 5 minutes after you said construction powers awayyy

[@andrewstewart7231]

It was like the time I met my wife's parents for the first time. I laughed then could not stop coughing. Then I went to the bathroom and threw up.

[@HavocHerseim]

I own a 1968 dodge d200. It os difficult to drive... a death wish for the unassuming. I keep my keys in the ignition. Woebetide the man who tries.

[@zncuentertainment712]

Thanks for watching this so I don't have to. Your reviews are hilarious!

[@RedEyeReviews]

I gotchyu! Lol thank you

[@thomaswebb248]

Any idea how dense uranium is? Yeah, a nuke device ain't gonna float. Seagal 1, Red eye 0 on that one.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Damn

[@DrExeCelticHeroes]

Im so down for dis

[@seekforjannah2432]

Jonathan cole trying to be Jason Bourne but hes no matt damon

[@RedEyeReviews]

Can we put this on the movie box?

[@seekforjannah2432]

@@RedEyeReviews yh

[@seekforjannah2432]

@@RedEyeReviews would you say even though the movie wasn't that gd but it had some badass moments especially when Steven seagal driving helicopter

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@seekforjannah2432 oh Seagal movies always have badass moments. And Helicopters are a big part of that lol

[@seekforjannah2432]

@@RedEyeReviews also one thing I may add the chick in this movie was badass aswell I think she out done seagal in this movie if had wife like her it will be blessing Beauty ✔ Fighting skills ✔ Marksmen skills shooting 4 dudes in narrow angle she pauled it off ✔ And shes intelligent ass well ✔

[@dusanmiljkovic7479]

I hope one day you will have privileges to interview one and only steven seagal 😎

[@Miniaturegeek]

In case you didn’t know, in Far Cry 5 there is an NPC based on Steven Segal.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh shit! Which one?

[@Miniaturegeek]

@@RedEyeReviews the guy from the bar who gives the mission to collect bull testicles. I’ll look up his name.

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@Miniaturegeek lol that is incredible. I can't believe I missed that one

[@MzuMzu-nx1em]

Sensei S.S. has made a B-movie genere on his own.

[@RedEyeReviews]

He really really has

[@rodinowright6591]

Him and Snipes

[@andrewstewart7231]

Microphones, lenses, phone numbers, pencils, paper, etc. Your a real spy aren't you..lmao

[@snoo333]

thank you

[@BryanMc977]

I just found you and I would say you’re doing the Lords work but even I don’t think God is that cruel.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha agreed

[@uno_king]

9 digits? She had to dial *9 to get an outside line, on her cell-phone..... yeah, that's it.

[@lastsamurai4710]

I just watched this 2 days for the 1st time this movie is so fast pace

[@romeo9710]

Were they using the same mannequin room in "Against the dark?" Seems like the same room

[@bouncingbluesoul5270]

Wait, this is a sequel to The Foreigner?

[@rmyers99]

I keep my keys up there. Just sayin'

[@a.nonymouse]

Steven Seagal's girdle won Best Supporting Actor.

[@chefpat5838]

I'm pretty sure they use that EXACT SAME mannequin factory set in that garbage one with the vampires in the hospital.

[@RobinJohnstonphotography]

Kinda like Red Dawn but drawn in with a Sharpie.

[@maceyrickard6836]

Guard had a very big magazine in it

[@falco81dist]

You need to do excape from LA

[@brotherjew1]

Wouldn’t a nuke going off in the water cause tsunamis? I feel like I heard that from the infographics show.

[@jrjelm]

Seagal got a job at the maniquin factory so they can sneak in and film for free

[@ianitor]

put your keys in the visor and lock the door with your other keys

[@hquiller]

RedEye, in your opinion, which Seagal movies are good enough to watch? His first three or four? I don't even remember the titles. But, I'm also glad he made so many garbage movies, because your reviews of them are hilarious!

[@RedEyeReviews]

The actually watchable ones are the first 4 or 5. Exit Wounds was good. Under Siege 1 and 2 are both good. And Pistol Whipped is fairly watchable.

[@Carmine_Lupertazzi]

"Peer pressure" 🤣🤣

[@DensilGrant]

Good vid but i feel you and space ice have done the exact same movie's but space ice has the upvote

[@williamhiers1280]

Re: The lock: It looks like she unscrewed it and popped it out.

[@davebooshty299]

To Me This Mighta Been the First one Where he Sits around , literally only and all the while other characters do basically all the fighting instead mostly.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yeah agreed. He started to realize he just had to be OK screen. Didn't mean he had to Stand on screen lol

[@AmityvilleFan]

In Europe we have 9 digit phone numbers. Do the factchecking next time.

[@jcohasset23]

Yeah but the movie is suppose to take place in Los Angeles, California so it seems odd that someone who works for the CIA would call a European number.

[@docsnake]

Lmfao at the bullet count!

[@yzdatabase4175]

9 digit phone numbers are actually a thing

[@Hykje]

Because it's a Seagal movie the name should be "Sit Down".

[@andrebarnes1258]

At 2:53 you sound like Owen Wilson

[@davidwinkle5080]

Red eye dude how dare you suggest the king of action movies is using a green screen when we all know he's totally risking his life to give us this close to real life movie. Next you will be suggesting that WWF wrestling is scripted and fake lol 😂

[@RedEyeReviews]

You're right I was totally out of line lol. I'll never do it again.....today.

[@leonardoantonio8756]

I used to confuse this movie with mercenary for justice

[@nightshade7240]

I used to mistake this movie for every Seagull movie ever made.

[@RVoogt]

Eastern Europe? You mean West? The police and license plates are Dutch.

[@josouthwood438]

That yeah that tech guy is not acting he actually confused about what steven seagull is saying

[@1denham]

I've been doing voice overs for 35 years.

[@aarons6935]

Sure you have.

[@1denham]

Lol not me it's from Tom Segura bit about Steven seagal

[@kernowarty]

Redeye sounds a bit subdued in this review, like he had some bad news just before making it.

[@coletrickle1775]

Being airtight doesn't mean it will float. For example, get a tupperware and fill it with sand and put the lid on. That will be air tight and it will sink. Rocks are air tight, and sink. Pool noodles are not air tight, and they float. A wiffle ball is not air tight, and it floats.

[@peterfairchild258]

The password was.......STEVEN

[@johnhammond9962]

"Cracked Prawns"

[@deathraygonzo6339]

11:50 I thought he said Assland.

[@Cwibacca]

Johnny slow hands... lol

[@applied.precision]

I made a comment on this video about 9 digits working on mobile cause you don't have to type the 1 to dial long distance. Then I watched this again, read my own comment, and realized I'm a fucking moron. I guess I was thinking about 10 digits, but, I don't know, whatever. No more commenting when sleepy.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha. Hey it happens to the best of us. Fir instance, I can't say the word Escape right

[@vikingjohn9813]

The keys in the sun viser is a clear rip off of T2 lol good old slow hands seafood seagal

[@Vato-Psyko-Loko]

I'm getting sick and tired of you ridiculing Sensei Seagal. the world is a much more beautiful place with him in it. you know how I know that...because he told us!!!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol you are so right!

[@mister_M.]

Ex special forces?

[@izidororaziel4918]

This is the worst Seagal 's ever

[@seanmcclure]

Because this is a Steven Seagal Movie I can’t help but feel the title is somehow racist.

[@aschrodinger7700]

12:58 gonna hurt the trout population

[@aneshramsaroop8436]

Another karatay corner bedtime story

[@BOHICA_69]

He died in Executive Decision...just sayin'! LOL!

[@7woundsfist]

Glocks don't have hammers! Stop doing the cocking sounds movie!!!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol every gun makes gun noise

[@7woundsfist]

@@RedEyeReviews not when you're just holding it though 😆

[@nightshade7240]

@@7woundsfist It does when Stephen Seagull is writing it!

[@nauseous3925]

555 SEAGAL 🤣🤣🤣