Maximum Conviction (2013) - Steven Seagal - Comedic Movie Review

[@akmil02]

The sunglasses, body armor, sitting Era is my favorite stage of Steven Seagal's filmography

[@RedEyeReviews]

Agreed!

[@zensempai7371]

Nothing like segal sitting near food , talking about the Evil in eating fish because it’s a sentient being , or him near a nude Asian woman telling her how he needs to teach her pressure points so she can massage him ….. and who can forget him rage flipping a table,of succulent Asian food . Segal is an innovator

[@nighttrain1236]

The backwards fitted caps, the bandanas, the thick shirts that flatter his gut.

[@dbog5214]

You fuckers got nothing on steven.

[@mickygonzalesmg]

By far

[@KesselRunner606]

I honestly think that if you had the time and inclination, you could take all the Steven Seagal movies, put them through a video editor to strip apart every cut and scene, put them in a scrambler, and let a 90 minute movie come out with all the clips in random order, and you would have a movie indistinguishable from any of the actual releases.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Completely Agree lol

[@EZ-D-FIANT]

That's probably what he actually did, for years...🤔

[@BatCaveOz]

Typically the buttstock is held tight into the shoulder (not the armpit) this give 4 points of contact (left hand, right hand, shoulder, and cheek). Holding the stock of a rifle (or shotgun) *above* the shoulder is called "short stocking", and is taught in the US and other militaries as a technique to be used in confined spaces. (eg kicking in doors and clearing buildings room by room) It can make going around corners easier and makes it harder for someone to grab the barrel of your weapon. It isn't super accurate, but at close distances can work ok. With weapons such as the AR15/M16/M4 platform it benefits from the low recoil of .223 rounds. There is *never* a reason to use this technique in the open, as Seagal was. (except to look cool... like holding your pistol sideways "gangsta style")

[@RedEyeReviews]

This is a very well written explanation! I didn't know any of this but it makes perfect sense. Thank you so much for this and for proving that indeed Seagal just doesn't know what he is doing lol.

[@Tekisasubakani]

All true, but there's no way in hell you are short stocking a drum fed shotgun on fully automatic [not sure but I think it is a USAS-12]...unless of course you are this meatball and immune to the effects of recoil.

[@brotherjew1]

I mean… technically there is a reason… but it’s laziness. Gripping by the mag well, and stock over the shoulder is… if you’re tired, out of shape and fat. So. There *is* a reason, and that reason is very Segal.

[@Sills71]

You are full of it. Post a link that shows this.

[@bigbob10118]

This was one of my most anticipated Seagal movies solely down to Stone Cold being in it. It lived up to the hype and more.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh mine too! It is one of my all time favorites.

[@stevenedwards4470]

Did you just use the word "anticipated" in conjunction with Steven Seagal's name? There's no press for a Seagal movie anymore. They just materialize...like black mold.

[@ericchristensen8252]

Omfg the prisoners making a box fort had me laughing so hard

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol. What else could it be?!

[@mustangpilot6786]

Same here!!! lol

[@EZ-D-FIANT]

​@@RedEyeReviewsYea your clearly right, I didn't see it before but soon as you pointed it out it was so obvious, they were actually standing behind it for protection while talking too😂 honestly I do wonder If SteveyFattyBoombum is actually the greatest comic genius Troll of all time, I don't wonder for long but scenes like this definitely make me wonder for a jiffy or 2?...😅

[@teremin]

It's very strange considering that Seagal possesses the exact attributes that allow him to flatten that fort in less than 10 seconds (minus speed), and the prisoners all saw him before. Yet, despite knowing they will eventually be facing the human bowling ball himself, this is the tactic that they went for.

[@michaeltrapson]

I like how you have fun with these Seagal flicks and you’re not ranting on him lol The Jokes are lighthearted which makes it funnier 😂😂😂

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much :)

[@pickledpelican2094]

I recently discovered your page.. I am 100% hooked on your seagal reviews..no one comes close to your attention to details/humour. 🙏

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! Our loveable meatball is just so entertaining to talk about haha.

[@Remix916]

Jason Brant is a close second with Seagal movies

[@alexp974]

The channel ‘Space ice’ is also hilarious

[@FeeriiEekii]

12:25 You are correct; the butt of the weapon should be firmly placed in the shoulder, for the following reasons: 1. is more stable, so way better accuracy, 2. recoil will be less severe, so less ouch (depending on the weapon you could dislocate your shoulder) 3. you're at risk of loosing grip and weapon flying back (there should be plenty of youtube video examples). There are (way) more details that can be pointed out but those 3 are the most important ones. Since I'm serving in the (Dutch) army for close to 20 years now I feel qualified to answer this question for you ;-) Keep being awesome, your reviews are 👍💪

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you for the great response! He just really looks like he doesn't know what he is doing haha. Wow 20 years in great army. That is very impressive! Thank you so much for the great answer and I'm very glad you are enjoying the channel :)

[@thea-team6439]

Keep going mate…having the entire Seagal “catalogue” will be amazing 😂

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you friend! We are making really good progress :)

[@joemoment-o1275]

@@RedEyeReviews please call it "The Gut-alog"

[@blackscorpionstinger]

@@RedEyeReviews please do all of them, my good sir!

[@josephfranzen5626]

Not only is he holding his weapon just fatly, but it’s supposed to be a fully automatic shotgun. If you fired a 12 gauge full cyclic without the stock secured in your armpit it would end as well as this movie

[@frodosfrostbite]

Not only that,optic bite to the eye socket wouldn’t be fun lol

[@stonedpaladin8632]

Not really that's a AA-12 which has a recoil system to which you can basically shoot it "gears of war" style. You can shoot 3in shells in that baby and it will kick like a .22

[@haeuptlingaberja4927]

@@stonedpaladin8632 How tactical. Do you always talk like that?

[@stonedpaladin8632]

@@haeuptlingaberja4927 just stating some facts hoss.

[@haeuptlingaberja4927]

@@stonedpaladin8632 Got'cha, buddy. No harm intended by my snark. I come from a deeply military/hunter family. My favorite gun was always my grandpa's ancient octagonal barrel .22, which he won in a poker game during WWI while expanding Fort Sheridan in Northern Illinois. That old gun had the most uncanny accuracy. No sort of modern assault rifle at all, it would nonetheless allow you to hit targets (most usually the deer Grandpa was poaching during the Depression) from incredible distances...

[@Gracitagouv]

My 1st Seagal movie was Undersiege. I fell in love with that handsome man with that suave voice.... things were different then...

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha I hear you. Now I love him but for different reasons entirely

[@derpanzermacher9094]

14:31 thank God they specified he's like a bulldozer on the ground, I would've been confused with all the flying dozers and don't get me started on those deep sea ones

[@RedEyeReviews]

Exactly! It's the perfect kind of clarity that we very much needed.

[@_scyas_1827]

It took me a while to realize this but the villain is played by Michael Pare of '' Streets of Fire '' etc.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh wow. I just looked up his pictures from Streets of Fire. He was so much younger. Good eye!

[@parisgreen4600]

Oh, you're right! I thought he seemed like a 'name' actor, but I couldn't think who. Wasn't he the one where the studio insured his face for $1 million as a publicity stunt?

[@milkau828]

Tactical genius and bulldozer on the ground, what a pair 🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

With titles like those, they should be in every movie together

[@willyrodriguez1256]

Yeah RedEye, the stock of the gun should be in the shoulder in order to absorb recoil while firing.

[@RedEyeReviews]

I knew it lol. It seems very strange what he is doing

[@The_Kentuckian]

Yes, and it helps with actually aiming the rifle properly.

[@turtlesme]

@@RedEyeReviews if he doesnt have very strong forearms I feel sorry for his eye the socket is probably shattered

[@Micke12312]

But why does he do like this? Even people who never fired a gun understand there is a recoil... so weird

[@itachi-kun7736]

I wish Stone Cold had more screentime than Seagal, he was my fav WWE wrestler and the ring bearer of the Attitude Era

[@RedEyeReviews]

Stone Cold was such a great wrestler. Back in the best days of WWE. Him, Goldberg, Sting, Big Show. Ah good times

[@kelybal]

Stone cold was everyone's fave, including me

[@xXCORRONXx]

Seagal is a master marksman alright, he's so advanced and so strong he purposefully holds his guns incorrectly because he can handle the recoil with his fat hands and he enjoys the slight challenge

[@mwont]

If you watch his all movies, you maybe the chosen one. - the one who sacrificed himself to watch all seagal movies. No one has been able to complete this task so far.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Every movie I get closer, I lose a little bit more of my mind. I don't know who I will be at the end of all this haha

[@michaelmyers3709]

Sorry but am tragic enough to have done it already, right up to the truly dull Beyond the Law. A long way to go yet...

[@aril7527]

He is the King

[@tedmarley4341]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Carmine_Lupertazzi]

He's a bulldozer on the ground, as that's the only thing capable of shifting Steven on set.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh my god he's done it! Mr GQ has cracked the code. Lol this is the only acceptable answer

[@joemoment-o1275]

@@RedEyeReviews Seagal is in negotiations to be the 'Killdozer' in the new movie

[@claytonbearden7793]

Not your armpit but the bottom of the shoulder when you put the but stock in the shoulder it kind of slides down into it resting spot, so all the BS I just said Seagal was holding it 100% wrong. I would almost prefer Arnold's hip shooting from Commando, because atleast it's so blatantly wrong Seagal's looks like he is trying to do it the right way, but he is so lazy he makes it actually look lazy!!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?! I think he is trying, but there is just so much Arm in the way and he isn't flexible

[@akmil02]

Seagal is actually a really good shot in real life, but no one holds a weapon like him in the military

[@RedEyeReviews]

I could believe it

[@haeuptlingaberja4927]

And how would you know what Fatso the Actress Molester is like in "real life"? Did you catch the preview of the "documentary" he's making for his buddy, Mr Putin, while hiding behind untrained Russian soldiers in Ukraine? Now, that looks like "real life" to me. Much more so than his slappy-slappy girl fight "martial art" of Aikido, or are you a fan of that, too?

[@sreekrishnanmuralitharan520]

Keep the hilarious seagull movie reviews comin redeye Plz review sniper special ops

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! So happy you like these :) Of course I will review that movie!

[@snoo333]

dude, your review makes me want to see this movie. big fan of the guy back in the day. love the commentary. thanks

[@RedEyeReviews]

I hope you love the movie. It is meh , but differently worth watching once to see what you think of it.

[@benzelwasington4059]

Oh My God Im sorry for you 😅

[@snoo333]

@@benzelwasington4059 lol

[@NaginataMike]

Seagal uses a USAS-12 automatic shotgun. He also used that in the movie "On deadly ground", but with a box magazine instead of drum magazine.

[@mikehawkswollen5819]

Sorry, but you are incorrect regarding his rifle shooting critique. ANY manner in which Steven Seagal holds a weapon IS the correct way.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh I am so sorry. You are absolutely correct. Iol

[@jmace5964]

If steve became self aware he could make bank

[@RedEyeReviews]

Exactly!

[@playboymaxim]

You hit the nail on the head

[@Hamletstwin]

I had to watch that commercial you started the video off with. And DUDE!!! you have more subscribers than Steven f-ing Seagal!

[@YakAttack915]

Your Trojan condom analysis was, um, interesting. Lol @7:15 should refer to it as full fatical gear. Lol.....

[@TAITheAsian]

AHAHAHA, He still ends up with the girl in the commercial? He looks alot better in that running scene without flailing his arms. I guess he learned how to run after, 20, 40 years? jeeze. Also i really love that Steven seagal outfit at 7:30. Holstered pistol, crotch protector, plate carrier and mag pouches but it just makes him look even more FAT. Meanwhile stonecold looks reasonably sokay in his? I'm not really familiar with him and his wrestling and his career and muscle tone but Steven really cannot pull off the Operator look.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Of course he does! He can't be in any movie without getting the girl! Yeaaa....that body armor is a thing.. he will be wearing alot of it. But I agree Stone Cold can pull it off much better

[@ralang999]

tactical gear has been a go-to way to try and hide his fatness for sooo long. emphasis on the word "try"

[@stonewolf1980]

That is NOT how to shoulder your rifle correctly. Obviously Steve doesn't shoot a lot of real guns, with, ya kno, recoil.

[@snoo333]

Michael Pare is a cool kat. :) unfortunately, its the Philadelphia experiment i remember him in. :) And i think he was in streets of fire?

[@RedEyeReviews]

I haven't watched many of his films. I need to check out more for sure.

[@mazze84]

Dude, had to import this movie from ”somewhere”, all because of this review. Marry Christmas me 😅

[@justindunlap1235]

yep segal is holding that gun in a super weird way. there is a technique called "short stocking" where you rotate the rifle 90 degrees counterclockwise and place it as far over your shoulder as you can. it allows you to keep your rifle at a ready position while maneuvering it tight spaces. ole Stevie boy wasn't doing that.

[@las10plagas]

4:05 I do that all the time at work. it's always so loud, I never understand anyone. though it may not be the safest thing to do, when you work with dangerous chemicals...

[@SalusFuturistics]

I prefer Hercules Condoms. HERCULES CONDOMS! Always Dependable when Time get HARRRRRRD.

[@marthastubbs8321]

Don't think the last scene of Seagal and Austin was even filmed wjth them in the same place

[@claytonbearden7793]

Not only a misunderstanding, but he calls her baby.... lol I swear Seagal writes these scripts!!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh he definitely does

[@skullyskaric7779]

yea...to be honest he was never to allowed in australila he was in alot of advertisments of beers and sort. well he shot a dog.

[@jeremyrheault3138]

At 2:28 I think I solved Stevens Hair. Seriously. I think it’s CGI “blacked out”. No way can this hair be real.

[@RedEyeReviews]

CGI, Black Paint or Someone else's head altogether lol

[@chrisnotyou]

I have a stone cold story. I was going through CLS in the army (combat lifesaver) And Steve Austin came to our "graduation" in which you do an obstacle course type deal while dealing with causulties. Now steve was stoked he wanted to go through it, and he would have gone with my team, which was second to go. We all watch the first group go, and he nopes out. I dont blame him. Most wrecked ive ever been in training. It was brutal. They always pick the biggest guy to become the victim. Anyway, he was cool, and not nearly as big as he seems IRL

[@aranerem3767]

A film that sucks

[@munstrumridcully]

I just watched your review on Sniper movie and was surprised to see Rob Van Dam in it I thought he was slumming in it. And now I find the Texas Rattlesnake himself-- Stone Cold Steve Austin --in one of these crappy movies. Steven Sagal must like wrestling.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol yeah he ran out of rappers and real actors. So he uses wrestlers now

[@nearvanaman]

I know no one would mistake Steve Austin for a good actor. But he's a charismatic guy and I was hoping he'd do more of these brainless action movies before he got too old. Seems he either lost interest or it wasn't paying enough.

[@UkuleleVillain]

He's surprisingly very liberal too

[@KristenDETW]

He's a pretty good actor, I have enjoyed him in every role I've seen so far.

[@jackwells8107]

1) If the lady worked in food service, then she was probably wearing a hair net in the first shot. 2) No, it's no surprise to me that Stone Cold upstaged Seagal. He used to do 3 or 4 live shows a week, and he was one of the biggest personalities in the business. Remember, he used to work live across from one of the biggest stars in Hollywood and hold his own.

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

Is that commercial implying segal was playing a 26 year old lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yeah! Lol. It's actually a really funny video

[@parisgreen4600]

13:13 "Right hyoh" - OMG, it's Cartman!

[@bubbjoe_]

Yes you are correct about the gun it can be held up like that buy its a way of pushing through door ways that way you can push straight out with the rifle not to mention the gun you pointed it out woth was USAS-12 a 12 gauge full auto shotgun and the recoil of that gun wouldve have broken the collar bone he has clearly never recieved wepons training from anyone in his career I can teach him how to hold and use a gun for free because i cant stand how he holds it

[@miguelmaharaj2247]

Is that Lucas Riggs in the beer commercial?

[@TaylorBlack0]

Yeah that's not how propane tanks work. And yes, the stock should be rested on your shoulder for stability.

[@RedEyeReviews]

You mean you can't just shoot a barrel or tank and make it explode?

[@jpt3006]

A bulldozer on the ground sounds definitely more efficient than a bulldozer in the air … or under water

[@RedEyeReviews]

Can't argue with that

[@elanmartin2495]

The Aussie in Sheep Impact is Martin Copping, the same dude who voices Mozzie in Rainbow 6

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oooo that's a great fun fact

[@michaelmyers3709]

Remember being excited Seagal and Austin were teaming up for a movie. Also recall being underwhelmed and pretty bored with the film in general. The two Steves are by far the best thing about it. Pretty much the last time we saw Seagal sans goatee. Could be wrong but is Steven reading his lines off the ground in the last scene? Can see what looks a lot like white paper reflected in his shades.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yeah Steve and Steve..only good parts lol. Hahaha I think you might be on to something. I wouldn't be surprised if he never commits any line to memory

[@richardkranium2944]

Why yes, that is why they are called Trojans.

[@Sills71]

Hs method of using the rifle is terrible.

[@IanAlderige]

As a rifle enthusiast, I can tell you that the way Seagal holds the rifle (like a bazooka 12:06), it would recoil over his shoulder the first time he shot it lol.

[@JoeR203]

2:20 Where's the rest of the fence???

[@dpp277]

man, this videos are great

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! Appreciate the support as always

[@oliverdavey5648]

Hahaha! I love the observation that Seagal consistently holds his guns incorrectly. Awww, that lumpy old goofball is soooo adorable..!

[@ajktigie]

Seagal At his 60 grow a fullarmor gear in front of his belly.

[@RedEyeReviews]

He evolved like a Pokemon

[@kitbradley2689]

They're called Trojan condoms because the last king of Troy, Priam, was notorious for his sexual appetites. The term "priapism" for uncontrollable erections is named after King Priam of Troy.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Wait.... for real?!

[@kitbradley2689]

@@RedEyeReviews Though, since I can't remember when I learned it, it might be a folk tale! There is no origin of the name that makes any sense since the walls of Troy were famously breached by a bunch of seamen.

[@sidpaulson]

Yes, when you hold a rifle the butt of the rifle is supposed to be in between the crease of the shoulder.

[@sidpaulson]

Thank You! Retired Staff Sergeant USMC from 2000-2013. Did three Iraq tours and one in Afghanistan. These videos are my life blood, keep them coming because I don't want to die. HAHA.

[@AztecUnshaven]

Fun fact... Danny Trejo is homies with Seagal... they worked together on the movie set of Marked for Death, circa 1988.

[@markiangooley]

Ex-caped! I guess it’s regional dialect?

[@RedEyeReviews]

Exactly lol

[@pakistanzucks]

What terrible movies 🤣

[@uno_king]

8 years ago, +3... you're only 11 years old? How else could you not have seen a Seagal movie before that? Well, I guess to be fair, I think my dad is the reason I've seen so many of these.

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

Steve Austin is a better actor than segal

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol I dare say you are right.

[@docwho2828]

Everyone is a better actor than Segal!

[@ethanboyd7843]

That was Alex Jones playing the warden.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahah close enough

[@nickcoolace]

How he can shoot that USAS-12 without the stock on your shoulder? After 1 shot, that shotgun will flying in the air and smack that Seagal nose to bleed.

[@Uneedskill]

Interestingly the main bad guy that cuts off the dudes finger is played by Michael Paré. Who himself had a couple fairly big movies back in the day. He did a movie called "Streets of fire" which itself is a crazy movie but I love it. It has much younger versions of Diane Lane and Willem Dafoe. As well as Rick Moranis. If you have not seen it I would call it worth a watch.

[@JoJoJoker]

Is Steven playing a 26-year-old? Is the film a cinematic interpretation of that scary ghost story “The Big Toe”?

[@caninecurry5823]

That intro made the movie look alright, who would have thought he'd have two half decent movies in a decade ? Old dudes putting in work.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Right?! This one made it to Netflix for awhile too. That's where I first saw it.

[@Jamming50447]

The way he holds his rifle makes me laugh. You can start at a “high ready” with the buttstock over your shoulder (say you’re on high alert/patrol) but that is supposed to make it accessible for you to brace your shoulder against the stock when you shoot. Stock is placed into the pocket of your shoulder so you can AIM. He has no point of contact into his shoulder, which leads me to believe he hasn’t really shot a rifle for accuracy….. typical Seagal

[@spartanstrengthcamp644]

Yea the weapon butt should be pushed into shoulder , but Steven is elite level so maybe it’s a new technique 🤷‍♂️😂

[@MsRadred6116]

Okay, fair point Red Eye, fair point…. No such thing as sky bulldozers. You learn something new every day! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Rupan-rx]

Guns stuffs: I’ve used that method inside buildings but never with a 12g full auto shotgun haha. If the gun is too long or you need to change shoulders quickly It works. But definitely not with a full auto shotgun.

[@p12remakeisreal]

Damn this channel is a gold ! Cuz I hardly been seen any review of Seagal's 2010's comedic action movies 👍

[@RedEyeReviews]

So glad you like it! Seagal is my guilty pleasure

[@MsRadred6116]

Okay, I REALLY NEED a sky bulldozer! Come on Red Eye, let’s get inventing! 😂🤣😂🤣🥰💕

[@mamamillwright458]

"Hes a bulldozer on the ground" As opposed to??? What? The sea?!

[@ashtton_tapiwa]

The 2010s era of Seagal movies should be dubbed Steven Seagal and His Accommodating Stuntmen

[@kevynhansyn2902]

I understand your annoyance of the word of "Tactical". It's so over used just as "Extreme" was used back in the 2000's.

[@jackmakinson-sanders7279]

Holy crap the main bad guy is none other tha. Michael Pare'! You should look up his movies STAT. Streets of Fire is an actually awesome flic.

[@mckill85]

"Right hyu"....sounds like Cartman 🤣🤣🤣

[@BOHICA_69]

Worse CGI EVER!!!! His movies are just such trash. And yeah...he doesn't know how to hold a gun into his shoulder

[@Jakers95]

You're 100% correct. You would never hold a stock to your cheek. Only someone who knows nothing about firearms would do something like that.

[@strummercash5601]

Dude!? You ain’t never heard of Sky-Dozers?! Oh yeah. They clean up Space Junk. Yep.

[@The_Kentuckian]

It's strange how many Seagal movies of this era end with a setup for a sequel, when they never get one. Unless they are saving then for when they run out of "new" ideas. 2030's Maximum Conviction 2.

[@DannyGruesome]

When "I COULD ACT CIRCLES AROUND THAT GUY" has enough money to attempt it somehow

[@face76]

Stone Cold isn’t a bad action actor. He was a great wrestler until he got hurt. But what got me was the main bad guy is Michael Pare. Pare wasn’t a huge actor. His best movies are the Eddie and the Cruiser films and The Philadelphia Project. He kind of didn’t make much of a splash after that. Other then support roles.

[@geofff.3343]

Segal is holding his rifle very incorrectly. You are supposed to hold the butt of the stock into our shoulder as firmly as you can. This is to help absorb and distribute recoil from the weapon's firing, because of Newton's Third Law. The way Segal is shooting it will probably put hot gas in his ear or face and then the rifle will kick back over his shoulder and he'll drop it, dangerous situation all around. The gun is deigned to be held into the shoulder because that should line up the sights. So how he hits anything in the real movie magic here.

[@hquiller]

The only way to watch a Seagal movie is thru your reviews, because I'll never waste my tine watchung a whole movie

[@aaronchildress9642]

How many of these piles of💩 has he made wtf 😳

[@RedEyeReviews]

Always more

[@frozack8mgs62]

Yes he looks like he's never held a gun in his life he looks like my 10 daughter when I was teaching her how to shoot a rifle you always hold the stock of the gun shotgun / rifle any gun with a stock depending on how powerful the gun it could break your collar bone it would half to be a 10 gauge shotgun or a really powerful rifle like a 300 magnum one time I pulled both triggers on a 10 gauge shotgun the gun kicked so hard I thought I broke my shoulder it was a bruised bad

[@lucafrix66]

The actor the plays Paul Blart dose train in some type of MMA. I whole heatedly believe he would destroy Segal 😆.

[@hempror]

I am canadian . I have been to the range a couple of times with a friend of mine who owns guns ... I was holding it just like Steven does ... I fired 2 shots eyes closed and when I opened them 17 people where dead . So I grew a goatie !

[@ericsbuds]

Under Siege was my first Seagal movie. Used to watch it on TV all the time as a kid :) we need subtitles! what is he saying xDD

[@ajktigie]

Seagal is So strong! he can control the recoil from a Fullauto USAS12 shotgun without using the stock!

[@munstrumridcully]

No I am not surprised at all that Stonecold is upstaging him. Stonecold, though he cannot Act has this thing called "charisma" LOL

[@joshuateubanks4302]

That is an awful way to hold a rifle. TBH he rarely holds a weapon in a manner that looks like he remembers very little firearm protocol, but, whatevs.

[@punawelewele]

My guess is that "on the ground" was a reference to MMA wrestling. And a rifle stock doesn't go in your armpit or over your shoulder it goes into your chest just to the side of the armpit.

[@CaptainCalculus]

His films are so dark--I mean literally dark, they just don't light them at all for some reason. It's almost as if they don't want you to look too closely🤔