@@MrJedabak because he's a funnier character than we've ever had before
@Kratescz Жыл бұрын
Or Horace Hogan, if you wanna be Irish about it
@TerrenceNowicki Жыл бұрын
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
@stellachimpson Жыл бұрын
again its like poetry... you know, so they rhyme...
@nohbuddy1 Жыл бұрын
My favorite bit in Phantom Menace is how Padme says her people are starving due to the blockade but WE NEVER SEE THE CITIZENS OF NABOO in the movie
@DistractedGlobeGuy Жыл бұрын
Do the math! There's just no way the Federation just killed _five billion_ of them! But then Palpatine made it illegal to question the official story and filled the banks and government with Naboo...
@jayvee568610 ай бұрын
@@DistractedGlobeGuyunderrated comment
@GirianSeed57310 ай бұрын
There's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it shot where you can see citizens running away from the droid army as it marches into Theed. It's so dense; every single frame...
@DaveDexterMusic9 ай бұрын
tbf it's not really about them
@nohbuddy19 ай бұрын
@@DaveDexterMusic Oh yeah don't show what's supposed to he the reason for wanting to fight the blockade 🙄
@biotrekker9 ай бұрын
It's ridiculous that Watto would expend enormous amounts of energy hovering for no reason, when he could just stand there like everyone else (never mind the fact he could not possibly hover on his own w/those tiny wings).
@MyEnemy Жыл бұрын
The hologram of Sidious sitting at the table cracked me up.
@LordTalax Жыл бұрын
Sidious: I am already transmitting behind a table so I can sit in front of your table as well.
@_ArsNova3 ай бұрын
In all fairness Obi-Wan sat on that log as a force ghost in Return of the Jedi, lol.
@nagger8216 Жыл бұрын
I like how Qui-Gon has to wear a different robe to hide his Jedi outfit in Tatooine even though it's the same one Obi-Wan wears in A New Hope, since apparently that isn't just a desert robe now
@james-faulkner Жыл бұрын
I hate the Jedi robe idea. That is demonstrative of how lazy Lucas became. The robe was worn to hide Obi-Wan's identity. If it is a uniform and you wear that all the time while you are in hiding, by definition you are not in hiding. I so loathe all the new television series and movies, I will not watch any of them and I own actual Desert Trooper armour - TK number withheld. P.S. Welcome to the webernets! I have been here since before Y2k, where have you been? :)
@nagger8216 Жыл бұрын
@@james-faulkner I agree, the Jedi robe thing is a prime example of just how creatively bankrupt or lazy George became. I think Jedi shouldn't even be wearing the same outfits or have uniforms, they should all have their own looks and be unique. For some reason they do this with most of the female Jedi, but when it comes to the guys they all just wear the same brown desert robes for some reason. Like, remember Luke's outfit in Return of the Jedi? Why not more stuff like that? Also, where's the armor at? You're telling me these space knights just wear generic robes in the middle of a galactic scale world war? That's so fucking lame. I love the armor they wear in the Clone Wars, a mixture of Darth Vader's armor, Clone Trooper armor, and their robes and it looks dope as hell. It makes me wish they were using that in the movies instead. I also disagree about the shows, stuff like the Clone Wars and Andor blow most of the movies out of the water, especially the prequels.
@james-faulkner Жыл бұрын
@@nagger8216 I heard the Clone War cartoon are pretty damn good.
@control_the_pet_population Жыл бұрын
@@james-faulkner In defense of ol'George... I don't think the problem was necessarily laziness, I just don't think he had any ideas left. He never had any vast imaginative galaxies swirling in his head... he had a universal hero story, some gorgeous paintings from McQuarrie and not much else. He caught lightning in a bottle and he knew it... and to his credit, he immediately noped out to the executive producer / studio head role.
@james-faulkner Жыл бұрын
@@control_the_pet_population He caught "lighting in a bottle" more than once. He dated Linda Ronstadt!
@jasonfischer8946 Жыл бұрын
I saw the notification and I literally made the Rich Evans face.
@splabbity Жыл бұрын
And when he's being cremated, he's Fry Gon.
@blueshit1993 ай бұрын
fry gone
@sophiagerman1542 Жыл бұрын
It’s like poetry, it rhymes
@zkme2734 Жыл бұрын
I love that these edits look so millenial and modern and something RLM would never do
@DrunkenCoward1 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, if the early Plinkett reviews were made with the background of nowadays internet culture, it probably would look close to this kind of editing.
@JSK1121 Жыл бұрын
It’s so dense…
@whiteydiamond Жыл бұрын
@@DrunkenCoward1 lol nah
@DrunkenCoward1 Жыл бұрын
@@whiteydiamond lol yah
@whiteydiamond Жыл бұрын
@@DrunkenCoward1 mmm no.
@squiremuldoon5462 Жыл бұрын
“Our people are drying senator” “The death toll is catastrophic “ “I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die” “What if it is true and the people are dying “ People dying gets mentioned 4 times but never shown.
@DistractedGlobeGuy Жыл бұрын
Are you suggesting that Palpatine faked a genocide in order to seize control of a republican government and subvert it for his own ends? And that an entire race of people were complicit in this scheme?
@yunehversomi145811 ай бұрын
There were more pressing and important scenes the audience needed to see. Like Jar Jar recoiling from animal farts or him getting zapped and losing feeling in his tongue. He’s the key to all of this you see.
@squiremuldoon546211 ай бұрын
@@yunehversomi1458 because he’s a funnier character than we’ve ever had before.
@DistractedGlobeGuy2 ай бұрын
The droids were using those wooden doors, obviously.
@Waterford1992 Жыл бұрын
Mr Plinkett is a funnier character than we have ever had before
@MathMan271 Жыл бұрын
he can finally break character now that he's finished the DVD commentary
@TheLegPumpkin Жыл бұрын
I look forward to these as much as I do Best of the Worst episodes.
@nagger8216 Жыл бұрын
I also love the editing, especially the cats lol Edit: 13:37 Holy shit that lip syncing is perfect
@rickjohnson9558 Жыл бұрын
"WHOOPIE!!!!!"---Enough said.
@MrTwon1610 Жыл бұрын
"What are midiclorians"
@theelder4797 Жыл бұрын
@@MrTwon1610"Well, Anakin, they're very tasty microorganisms in children's blood, Specifically ones from tatooine - this is the emperor's favorite food.
@comixproviderftw_02 Жыл бұрын
The movie that started it all
@fleximick Жыл бұрын
Welcome back, Dad
@tomcross3000 Жыл бұрын
Crazy to think that roger ebert became darth malek
@2BachShakur Жыл бұрын
Jake Lloyd was such a catastrophic miscalculation.
@asahelnettleton9044 Жыл бұрын
Cuhrooskent?
@crimsoncrusader518 Жыл бұрын
Remember when this was the big thing people were ranting about with Star Wars?
@_SimpleJack_ Жыл бұрын
We need Scientist Man to fix Star Wars! That will please Mike no end
@thibaud1832 Жыл бұрын
I love that all the CGI creatures now look terrible. When I saw it as a kid, I didn’t notice. But my brains did.
@SkokingProductions Жыл бұрын
Some how your brain returned
@DistractedGlobeGuy Жыл бұрын
It probably looked a little better when projected from a physical film print-the grain and the projector flicker would have lent a bit more of an "organic" quality to some of the sterile, dead digital effects.
@qweqqweq209011 ай бұрын
I heard from a friend who went to the midnight showing, "there's this character, jar jar, he's amazing! you're going to love it!" ...I never looked at him the same way.
@Chrispym153 ай бұрын
Come back to us RLM Highlights.... we miss you. we need you.
@kuklama07064 ай бұрын
It's from 2012 and I only learn about this now by a pure chance???
@TerranIV Жыл бұрын
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
@blueshit1993 ай бұрын
it's immersion breaking to listen to mr Plinkett now knowing that this is how Mike sounds like by default
@KingLich4513 ай бұрын
hahahah
@LordThree Жыл бұрын
The pod racing was actually he best part of the entire prequels. It sucked but it was better than the rest of the crap in the prequel trilogy
@SaltySparrow Жыл бұрын
You gotta watch the whole thing for this
@andylikesstuffchannel Жыл бұрын
Hilarious and facts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bonjovi7399 Жыл бұрын
Rich Evans = Genius
@whiteydiamond Жыл бұрын
It's Mike.
@MichaelJohnson-composer Жыл бұрын
This movie was written by one guy with a yellow pad-and you can tell.
@DistractedGlobeGuy Жыл бұрын
A guy who doesn't know about anything except driving and the business side of film production.
@thisinhumanplace2037 Жыл бұрын
Am I gonna watch this again on a different edit drunk at 2p on a saturday? Yes I am
@M3plusYOU Жыл бұрын
Based day drinker. Rich Evans for life
@JamesBond-pu6qf Жыл бұрын
I'd really like KZbin to just be reiterations of RLM reviews of star Wars
@Tymbus Жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure Aniken says that he built his pod racer, I gues I'll have to watch it again. Your commentaries should be on the DVDs
@LordTalax Жыл бұрын
who knew that slaves go so much free time? I thought they were busy slaving away
@appropriate-channelname3049 Жыл бұрын
@Admiral Talax yeah the whole slave plot point didn't really make sense. 1. we know that tattoine is bascially a lawless planet where there's no human rights. despite that watto has given his slaves better living conditions than most people on the planet. 2. Nobody ever goes back to buy anakins mothers freedom. I can understand the jedi can't but maybe padmae could have freed her for the great service her son did to save the naboo. 3. They didn't even need to be slaves for the plot to work. in episode 1 anakin and his mom could just work for watto. and after he leaves instead of being bought by family she would just move in with them.
@DanceySteveYNWA Жыл бұрын
'Aniken' 😂
@jeffw8218 Жыл бұрын
Anakin building his own competitive pod racer is akin to a poor African kid building a NASCAR race car in his backyard in his spare time, and WINNING a Cup Series race.
@RONALDDELPER10 ай бұрын
Plinkett. I love you
@kingsleycy34502 ай бұрын
If I were Nute Gunray and I heard my strongest warrior just got defeated by a no name Jedi trainee called Obi Wan, I would just give up the war
@JoeChillton6 ай бұрын
Happy 25th.
@jtrain9926 Жыл бұрын
Something that always stood out to me in eps 1-3, it's suggested by Palpatine that he or his master created Anakin with sith technology, hence his mother saying he has no father. If they just teased her story as an escapee from Palpatine's experiments then a lot of the Anakin-Vader arc makes so much more sense.
@jakejutras5420 Жыл бұрын
Not technology, they used the force. They impregnated her with space mumbo jumbo.
@Neolazaro91 Жыл бұрын
Not technology, man. The implication was that Sidious' master used space magic to move his essence to Anakin's mother, impregnating her and producing a kid with crazy space magic potential. It's not about technology, space magic is the key in Star Wars.
@DistractedGlobeGuy7 ай бұрын
Isn't that exactly what Disney did with Daisy Ridley?
@itsd0nk Жыл бұрын
Why is the color and gamma all screwed up in the movie clips?
@cleverlydevisedmyth7 ай бұрын
now I can't stop thinking about young Ewan McGregor's "ventilation shaft" and his "outer rim" FYI= He pulls down his pants in the movie 'Velvet Goldmine" :) Check it out!
@theelder4797 Жыл бұрын
Darth Jar Jar and and the ridiculous Sith Theory, episode 4.
@whitejosh4449 ай бұрын
Where do you get the full movie commentary?
@milestrombley1466 Жыл бұрын
The force in his lightsaber is strong! 🤣
@damianhaslett4516 Жыл бұрын
Am I missing something with the misspelling of "substantially" in the quote at the end?
@SupremeGreatGrandmasterАй бұрын
Mr. Plinkett is not good at spelling.
@pravkdey Жыл бұрын
I guess the blibli exterminating service didn't work out
@Shorty_Lickens3 ай бұрын
Its true. Ebert gave this four stars. Which means he was either stoned, or bought off. Or both.
@trevorstevenson40383 ай бұрын
Hahaha man Mike is hilarious
@simonpierrelauzon38453 ай бұрын
also Anakin's mom is a slave with some free time to make food for her kids and friends. She has her own house or lodging, space, hobbies, etc. Yup, realistic slave
@_ArsNova3 ай бұрын
They get better accommodations as slaves than a lot of blue-collar workers in big cities lol. Lucas is just so totally detached from reality it's actually funny.
@anthonyditullio7715 Жыл бұрын
Hey I found something you haven't bitched about yet. At 15:22 in this video, the shape shifter is flying a Nabo fighter. Maybe THATS the key to the WHOLE PLOT!!!
@SuperKamiGuru-i3c5 ай бұрын
Maybe my memory is fucked up, but was it always this color saturated?
@kuklama07064 ай бұрын
probably not
@sidviscus Жыл бұрын
i'm dying
@Artcollecta Жыл бұрын
10:35 I had the same dream 👀
@Syndr1 Жыл бұрын
Aaaeeeeiiggghhh Richard simulated sound., I get it sorry.
@pmtoner9852 Жыл бұрын
Great lip sync for palpatine
@joshsawyerstreamvods Жыл бұрын
hello an dwhaelcum
@fabiobonetta5454 Жыл бұрын
Da Man
@bentramer682 Жыл бұрын
I kinda wish they'd make a new statement about the prequels. Somehow the people who think this movie are somehow good keeps growing, there's just really nothing to say and these fans are either brainwashed by content or completely pulling at threads trying to make these films seem good.
@DeepEye1994 Жыл бұрын
I hate dumb apologists too, but I can't help but be amused at how 1984 Thought Police-esque this sentiment sounds "People that don't hate the movie I despise must be brainwashed, I wish we could do something to... _correct_ them." LMFAO I dunno, people like and defend dumb movies since forever, I don't get why some feel like the Prequels are the exception of that and anyone who thinks otherwise must be delusional, especially in an age where we've been proven that even with George Lucas out of the picture SW can still be an utter incoherent nightmare. IMO, if you must care about what other fans think, then be more worried about people defending and demanding more modern Disney sludge because they're "true fans" and anyone who says otherwise gets dumped into the same box as those right wing channels so that all constructive criticism gets ignored and labeled as "toxic fandom". I hate that idiot (who was a grown ass man, not a young person) who said "Plotholes don't matter" to defend TLJ but whatever, let him be an unlikable idiot with an awful take nobody with half a brain should follow and just laugh at him and move on. Making him take that back won't change the fact TLJ still exists and still sucks and Disney keeps finding new ways of puppeteering SW's corpse in new twisted ways.
@bentramer682 Жыл бұрын
@@DeepEye1994yeah I agree with your statement a little bit more now. But I feel like some movies actually make people dumber it worries me we won't see the end of pandering lazy movies, and that's part of why I want people to see how dumb it is. Also the sequels are way more representative of modern movie problems, and while RLM has plenty of hilarious videos talking about them, but I miss the straight up breakdown of the terrible writing (and flubbed great opportunities) those movies had.
@garrethboland9 ай бұрын
@@DeepEye1994 The prequels are as close as objectively bad as art can get and all this guy expressed was wishing more fans knew this, but he's 1984 thought police while you're the one putting words in his mouth ? I'll LMFAO right back at you. And yea, Disney Star Wars is total trash beyond belief.
@rabagoposada Жыл бұрын
YOU ARE NOT MR PLINKET!
@DanceySteveYNWA Жыл бұрын
Mr Plinkett, "But that's a different guy!"
@Draygo21 Жыл бұрын
Im almost certain Mike actually loves the prequels or at least loves watching them for the visuals, but every time he does his mind is overwhelmed by all the problems with the movies and the only way he knows how to shut his mind up is make videos on youtube that express his pain and the betrayal by george for sunday cartooning something that was really only loved for being real looking and feeling.
@snippetandvideogames2350 Жыл бұрын
nah, he shook george can make this movie that good
@thibaud1832 Жыл бұрын
13:47 He didn’t say that.
@DistractedGlobeGuy7 ай бұрын
_Chriiiis..._
@cjgak812911 ай бұрын
Roger Ebert never existed in the time that required absolute devotion to cannon. I think the entire idea would be somewhat foreign to him if you were to bring it up during his heyday. Ebert was more focused on the quality of the film making, both from the perspectives of what the film was trying to achieve and the means by which they were trying to achieve it. Ebert based his review of a film on what the film maker intended and how the movie served that intention. In both of those respects, Episode 1 was an achievement. In the context of the overall cannon? Eh, not so much.
@Gioylui Жыл бұрын
Go watch it again
@justpeter9551 Жыл бұрын
Clitorfish.
@wifegrant Жыл бұрын
I hate the movie poster for this movie
@landofthesilverpath5823 Жыл бұрын
Dont hear it talked about a lot, but the costume and set design of this film is just terrible. It looks like a SciFi channel made-for-tv movie. There isn't really a unifying aesthetic. Its a mess. Especially Padme's/ her double's ridiculous outfits.
@Zlarel7 ай бұрын
This video reminded me Phantom Menace features a terrible Jewish caricature alien who owns slaves and can't be hypnotized cuz his race only thinks about money
@BananaMana693 ай бұрын
How is that terrible? It's very accurate.
@ValJedi Жыл бұрын
This is the work of a TECHNICAL genius. Lucas may not be the great writer or a director masterfully controlling actors on the set. But! He made these movies and the entire modern day blockbuster concept happen! He pioneerd digital effects (which overflow media content these days), financed the creation of the first digital cinema camera (which today Sony tirned in on of the most succesful camera lineups), he pioneered digital editing and postproduction pipelines. The most quoted and laughed at line from the DVD ducumentary for the episode 1 is: "I might have gone too far in a few places." While in reality it should be the one from his earlier executive meeting: "The challenge is not to make this one work, but to create tools for it. Cuz if this one works, in a couple of years everyone will want the same in their movies." Thats the genius of George Lucas. And honestly as annoying the politics in this it does quite accurately reflect the rise of corrupted politicians to power, and the action part still is a lot of fun.
@acksawblack Жыл бұрын
Legitimately are you joking?
@ValJedi Жыл бұрын
@@acksawblack oh, yeah, sorry the guy's worth 4 billion $ by random luck.its Mr, Plinkett who cracked the deceit XDD
@asahelnettleton9044 Жыл бұрын
@@ValJedi He's worth billions from selling toys and then selling the IP. He's a talented businessman and a mediocre story teller. He only works well when collaborating with other creatives (original trilogy), not when he's the unquestioned king (prequels).
@DanceySteveYNWA Жыл бұрын
"DVD Dookumentary"
@DistractedGlobeGuy7 ай бұрын
@@DanceySteveYNWA _"Lollipopshhhh..."_
@gabrielhersey5546 Жыл бұрын
And yet the prequels are far superior written films than the Disney wars era trilogy
@ElvenRaptor11 ай бұрын
No, they're just terrible in different ways.
@EvansdiAl Жыл бұрын
nit-picking the documentary
@ElvenRaptor11 ай бұрын
No, fact-spitting: the documentary.
@DistractedGlobeGuy7 ай бұрын
Nitpicking little unimportant details like the story, the characters, basic motivations, and how the plot goes directly from point-A to point-C... You know, shit that doesn't matter!
@EvansdiAl7 ай бұрын
@@DistractedGlobeGuy ok bro
@stirgy4312 Жыл бұрын
Why are you still talking about the same old shít with this movie? Didn't I hear these jokes once before?
@thesentinel5523 Жыл бұрын
Laughable. I realized why you hated the prequels and episode 1 when it took you over a year to release your Plinkett review of the force awakens. You LOVED the force awakens. And it must have been hilariously embarrassing for you once the internet informed you that TFA was remake of A New Hope and you didn't realize it. That's why more than half of the TFA plinket review is you throwing George under the bus again. LOL But the thing is, that's what you always wanted episode 1 and the rest of the prequels to be. Simple remakes of the Original trilogy for simple minded idiots. EDIT: You also put out a video recommending that JJ Abrams specifically be the one to direct a Star Wars movie LMAO.
@DanceySteveYNWA Жыл бұрын
I like how you think you're talking to Mike, even though its not his channel.
@reek4062 Жыл бұрын
prequel apologist triggered
@thibaud1832 Жыл бұрын
"I have a question, Phoney"
@BurnDoubt Жыл бұрын
You dont even know me
@Nemesis_T-Type Жыл бұрын
Prequel apologist braindead comment
@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG Жыл бұрын
Dont forget, people like this made the "George Lucas r4p3 my childhood" song, the "George Lucas vs People" hatedocumentary and ruin the lifes of Loyd, Hayden and Jar Jar actor. Oh yeah, and Lucas sell the franchise to Disney cause the haters
@machineblue6212 Жыл бұрын
"George Lucas didn't ruin my childhood, fucking polio did!"
@ElvenRaptor11 ай бұрын
Okay, kid.
@georgeo37387 ай бұрын
yes because anyone who criticizes these movies is automatically a part of the small crazy minority who decided to bully George lucas and child actors.
@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG Жыл бұрын
So... Was this review considered funny?
@Sbock867 ай бұрын
Movie is flawed. But not as bad as it gets bashed for.
@Gioylui Жыл бұрын
YOU RUINED STAR WARS , NIT GEORGE LUCAS.
@Nemesis_T-Type Жыл бұрын
I didn't know RLM directed the movies and then sold it to Disney
@Gioylui Жыл бұрын
@Nemesis_T-Type no I'm not talking to Rengener lmage magic, I'm talking to red letter media
@DeepEye1994 Жыл бұрын
As much as I feel like RLM accidentally helped fuel the sentiment and environment that will lead into the Disney Era dystopia, I would blame the people in charge for not doing a good job than RLM themselves. It was still their choice and actions that ended up making the Sequels and so many Disney+ shows suck in their deeply flawed belief that they were "saving" the series. Like, it seems like everything people understood from the Plinkett reviews was "Ok, no talking scenes, more action, LOTS of fanservice about the OT movies, LOTS of practical effects and you'll love us, GOT IT!" Even Mike ended up joking "Yes, I did suggest getting JJ Abrams to _DIRECT_ a Star Wars film... but I never said they should get the writer of Batman v Superman involved!" in the Rise of Skywalker review. In a perfect timeline, the Sequel Trilogy should've been like a better version of the Prequels AKA showing new stuff but with stronger narratives and stronger main characters and dialogues, instead we got idiots overriding the happy ending of the OT, killing all the OT heroes and having the Emperor's niece steal their surname and walking off. I thought George Lucas was the big bad guy who ruined people's childhoods? Why do the "true fans" at the helm of the Sequel Trilogy we got seem to despise the OT so much?