Rejected Old Bay Jingle

i don't understand why mccormick was so crabby about it
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[@gunrugger]

This sort of commercial would be risky, but the payoff could be huge. Imagine the amount of conversation it would generate.

[@elizabethlee2136]

I think it would have been amazing to have it up to the part with a cake. And blinding the guy

[@wingedfish1175]

Absolutely has me wanting to buy old bay

[@JessmanChicken86]

I think it might work, but it just doesn't fit their branding well. Like, this would fit a brand like Old Spice or Monster Energy drink, just not Old Bay unfortunately, lol.

[@XanCrews]

I literally think of this video every day. Old Bay missed out.

[@pumpkin_pants3828]

@@JessmanChicken86 imagine trying to explain to an alien the difference between Old Bay Spice and Old Spice and why one is a food and the other is not

[@deanc9195]

I have no doubt Brian actually submitted this.

[@blueninja012]

I mean, he tells us he did, and why would I doubt him?

[@Matthus8888]

@@blueninja012 because it is insane that he would submit this. And that is why I believe he did it

[@TuckyBlue]

The first part of this could be a good one ngl

[@treecow1807]

There is no doubt in my mind whatsoever

[@declantecho1717]

Hey brother

[@AS-cs5hl]

THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW DOESN'T HAVE A CRAB CLAW AT THE END OF IT

[@starstruckmetal1225]

Ultimate Orange that's gonna be my senior quote

[@thedolphinqueen9921]

Of course it doesn't. The crab claw has the long arm of the low at its end. Look for yourself. crab claw. still don't see it? crab cLAW.

[@Flowtail]

The Dolphin Queen i pledge fealty to you, my queen

[@Sandux930]

BIG MEATY CLAWS

[@thatowenperson7745]

@@starstruckmetal1225 did you do it

[@DudeManGuy]

Ok but like Old Bay really made a mistake not using this as a real commercial because after watching this I wanna get some Old Bay.

[@micahholt8619]

More than same. Hmmm.... do I really need an Old Bay visor? Yeah, I think so..

[@enderspike]

Same

[@justyouraveragemutantblood2185]

DudeManGuy idk what old bay even is but I want it

[@erraticonteuse]

@@justyouraveragemutantblood2185 Celery salt with paprika and both black and red pepper.

[@toothyelmo397]

This made want old bay

[@W.H.V.]

"I got a cut on my hand, I mean I cut off my hand" rawest line in the world.

[@trickvro]

I want to like this, but there are already 666 likes, and I don't want to be the one to ruin that.

[@SekaiEnjoyer]

I want to like this, but there are already 888 likes, and I don't want to be the one to ruin that.

[@memerman9268]

I want to like this, but there are already 935 likes and I don’t want to be the one to ruin that

[@legallybidoof]

I want to like this, actually no I don’t

[@VagueNaming]

I want to like this

[@mvwinf]

the fact that this is in the job hunt playlist implies he actually submitted this to mccormick

[@ghost_type_dan]

Well I'm not surprised that only polygon hired him

[@jhubeJELLO]

@@ghost_type_dan only

[@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844]

Honestly, first time I ever heard of McCormick, so this works, ergo McCormick should've used this.

[@Foxy02016]

Madi it shows that he can write music, sing, write and edit

[@ocloud7389]

xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx have you never purchased a fucking spice

[@ProvenPenguin]

I really wish this was a real commercial

[@brenobertolini1229]

same

[@idontneedaname318]

would have def bought it

[@pinkestlemonade1916]

it just oozes with super bowl commercial energy

[@nikkoa.3639]

@Ben It's not really him making a commercial for a game, it's him giving us amazing works of art.

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

Reminds me of an Old Spice commercial

[@snartoblarto4376]

comin back to this song after a while and legitimately terrified that this is only a minute and a half long it feels like an hour so much happens

[@salimaa9209]

yeah DBG is a master of video.

[@blarg2429]

@@salimaa9209 Ah yes, DBG. David Brian Gilbert. Or is it Drian Bavid Gilbert? Dragon Ball Gilbert? It is an enduring mystery.

[@salimaa9209]

@@blarg2429 to em it's honestly a joke. I can never get his name right.

[@blarg2429]

@@salimaa9209 That's fair.

[@eaglest0554]

Bold of you to assume Brian David Gilbert is limited by such mortal trivialities as "the linear flow of time."

[@juliacatherine8089]

The best detail is the part at the beginning where he lists foods to put it on but the food shown doesn't match what he's saying.

[@AaronLoving]

Julia The Lesbian No idea how I didn’t notice that, it just seemed slightly off and I couldn’t tell why.

[@BagofBonesJAW]

Paul Johnson he does? I only see pretzels

[@slightlyspicysoysauce2332]

@Paul Johnson I used the old bay to spice the old bay

[@sage7149]

Well actually I’m pretty sure he’s only wrong like 2/5 times which is just standard human error.

[@drunkshinx]

Says, Shown Crabs, Crabs Chips, Chips Fries, Bananas Nuggets, Whey Pretzels, Old Bay Eyes, Eyes 3/6

[@butteredbleach3265]

He says that McCormick "didn't like" this ad, which implies they responded. I would like to know more about this response.

[@blubird6346]

Ok but like the chords at the beginning are beautiful

[@JarOfGibbons]

In case you were wondering, the notes are A3->E4, A3->A4, E4->F4, and D4->C5->B4

[@blubird6346]

@@JarOfGibbons dude thanka

[@monica-z1m6s]

If you listen closely they continue throughout the whole song

[@markdavidofficial4274]

Final chord being Esusb9?

[@asteradams]

heard it and my inner choir kid was *awoken*

[@micahholt8619]

The Basic Plot Line, Mixed Up: The Ordinary World - Everything tastes better with Old Bay Call to Adventure - Brian has cut his hand Refusal of the Call - Brian has cut off his hand and needs a remedy. He gets a crab claw, but this is the end of his future Meeting the Mentor - Brian meets Willoughby M. McCormick Crossing the Threshold - Brian is attempting to live life for McCormick with a crab claw Tests/Trials - He has no money, his mom doesn't love him, he lost his house, and, most importantly, he can't do laundry Approach the Innermost Cave - He is super cold and lonely Ordeal - There are so many (in fact, too many) heathens that Old Bay gospel must be shared to Seizing the Sword - Brian goes and preaches The Road Back - It is a desperate cause Resurrection - Brian is one with the sea, cleansed from his sins, and the McCormick gospel is being shared Return - Everything still tastes better with Old Bay

[@rosecohen6597]

This is an amazing comment

[@micahholt8619]

@@rosecohen6597 XD thanks i saw someone do it for a different video, so i tried my hand at it

[@rickjohnson1719]

But did he nort a boy?

[@micahholt8619]

@@rickjohnson1719 Some would say that McCormick norted Brian.

[@oliviapg]

But where is the Villain's Tridecagon?

[@yunghoooligan]

As a maryland native, this is extremely accurate.

[@gracerose2313]

TheChisnauChimp 10/10 can confirm that crab people roam the streets

[@SusanWojcucki]

Oh shit, I live in NoVA and really want to find this guy now

[@kalonZombie]

Same.

[@schlagie]

Same

[@SoZettaSlow]

Eastern Shore here, it's true, we're literally all crab people.

[@bingo2underscores]

we all collectively let brian get away with a minor second during a chord comprised of other brians within the first 10 seconds of an old bay video

[@rocketgarcia5245]

BingoBongo we really did

[@ewangoodwin1127]

because it sounds good

[@anya5635]

and we'd do it again

[@ewangoodwin1127]

@@anya5635 if you be my no eyed girl

[@RatOfTheWoods]

@@ewangoodwin1127 from nowhere

[@pinkeysherbet7249]

Honestly this is the perfect commercial I can’t imagine why they rejected it

[@gummyfizzle]

My best guess is the box of Whey at the beginning, or the stuff about religion.

[@Flowtail]

Gummy Fizzle more likely they’re f u c k i n g COWARDS

[@Johnny-vi7oq]

They didn't want to pay BDG for the song, so they downloaded it and then 'rejected' it, and now they're working on changing it just enough so that they can't get sued

[@teagannam]

Sarah Weiler people fear what they don’t understand

[@ianthina980]

We need one more like, dudes, dudettes, and captains

[@U.Inferno]

This advertisement worked because now every time I see old bay in the story, I'm reminded of this commercial. As opposed to not even registering it's existence.

[@timidDot]

this was stuck in my head during a math test i didn't understand, it helped me and healed me, i love this

[@saltyhoney_]

Did you pass the test, two years later?

[@RichConnerGMN]

nice pfp

[@NicoDavisPurington]

that was the old bay /j

[@VagueNaming]

@@saltyhoney_ no, the test was two years before actually

[@saltyhoney_]

@@VagueNaming ah, well… still wondering if they passed

[@Marley-Kabin]

For everyone not from Maryland, I cannot stress enough how accurate this is. We’re really into Old Bay y’all

[@tott9698]

old bay really just makes everything taste better

[@blarg2429]

More like Old Bae amirite. Edit: just realized someone else said this back when the video was new. Oh well.

[@jamesruth100]

The old bay baptism is what killed me. Like, that is the single most maryland thing in the world.

[@eelehtrikidd1002]

I used to snort old bay in high school during lunch. 🤧

[@arandomidiot1593]

@@Sam-on5jf Montgomery gang :)

[@Sours56]

DND Character Concept Simic Hybrid with a crab claw Paladin (McCormick is his god) Low Dexterity (Can't do laundry) Low Charisma (Mother doesn't love him) Low Intelligence (Can't practice law) High Constitution (From being able to put Old Bay on a cake and eat it without grimacing)

[@vriskawhite6128]

noor he didnt eat the part with old bay

[@secretname3897]

@@vriskawhite6128 the power of deception is strong with the Simic known as Brian Davidous Gilbert of the Eastern Coast.

[@shonhaley837]

With the entertainer background

[@ashley-i3f]

More like a Cleric or a Warlock, depending on whether McCormick is an actual deity or just an extremely powerful being.

[@shonhaley837]

Probably a cleric

[@moophette9457]

as a baltimorean I can attest to regrowing your limbs as crab appendages with old bay being accurate, as it took me five years to write this comment using my crab claws

[@mewziikal8331]

I salute the effort

[@AngelicDirt]

... I have so many questions. :v

[@Loralis_]

This channel is beauty, this channel is grace, this channel should be sponsored by old bay

[@drew8476]

I thought you were going to rhyme something like "This channel is beauty, this channel is grace, this channel makes mine look like a disgrace.

[@alansmithee419]

Oh such grace, oh such beauty...

[@trueaidooo]

This channel is beauty, this channel is grace, this channel is ms united states

[@clowdyglasses]

No, Old Bay should be sponsored by BDG

[@LoraCoggins]

"Put it on... the eyes of the guy you despise. Leave him blind, but tasty! :P" This line is underappreciated and needs more love.

[@mewziikal8331]

And the guy you despise needs more taste.

[@arock]

My wife got a new recipe that calls for Old Bay. She told me she hadn't heard of that seasoning. I played this video for her, and she said "Well I'll be getting some of that". When a song helps sell a product, I think that's the definition of a successful jingle.

[@PschocatIII]

the start sounds like an ancient hymn and it gives me chills

[@highmaximus7338]

That is because it is a hymn, of course

[@Flowtail]

I carded somebody today who was from Maryland and I asked him about Old Bay. He said he carries it with him when he travels, and asked if I was from Baltimore I sad no, and recited the first few lines of this video from memory. He was so tickled he vowed to look it up later

[@flfb]

Now I'm convinced that he put it on a cake because he actually does that. Old Bay Ice Cream.

[@sagecolvard9644]

If you look close, he actually doesn't eat the cake with Old Bay in the video. He turns the fork so that the piece with Old Bay on it falls off before he puts it in his mouth.

[@kae41]

i make old bay tea

[@Everettalla]

You saw him do it what do you mean “convinced”

[@brandonwhitaker8468]

This whole song is fantastic. That being said, the first 20 seconds is EXTRAORDINARY.

[@StitchxHare]

that opening is so bizarrely heavenly.... and then u just get straight whiplash

[@mothfae5799]

I accidentally played this on 1.5x speed and it was an Experience.

[@intheriver790]

The best part is the slight (but very clearly noticeable) distortion of the music in the background.

[@plushs]

listening to it on 2x think im dying

[@novaray4446]

Contrarily, listening to it at .5 speed is an Awakening.

[@bloomingallium]

why have you awakened me to this

[@howiluig]

i listen to everything on 1.5x speed i live in another timestream

[@wehpudicabok6598]

My favorite part is that "I lost my house and my friends" is represented by the dog walking away from him, and yet when he leaves out the front door, the dog is there, excited, clearly wanting to come with him

[@farosh-end]

High key, those chords and the beginning are absolutely beautiful. Art as per usual on the bdg channel.

[@blarg2429]

That's what BDG stands for. aBsolutely beauDiful chorGs

[@AlexReynard]

I say this as the highest of compliments: this reminded me of Neil Cicierega.

[@Roma-kp4qg]

EXACTLY! I was wondering why I liked it so much!

[@krasotabella9675]

BDG and Neil Cicierega are from the same subrace of humanoids

[@DanielGalimidi]

BDG should take Neil Cicierega's throne as "most talented person on the Internet" and I'm not even joking.

[@accuratejaney8140]

This reminds me of those update songs YourMCAdmin makes for Minecraft updates.

[@rheawelsh4142]

@@DanielGalimidi they're both pretty similar, Neil edges it out on music and Brian on more recent videos

[@deanokken8960]

Living in the Netherlands, it doesn't get sold around here. But I got my hand on a tin via the internet and it's as good as Brian says it is. It's my go-to pizza topping now.

[@erraticonteuse]

Oh shit, I live in Maryland and love pizza, how did I never think of this???

[@elh7149]

Thank you. - a Marylander

[@mandyberry2500]

I have been inspired to put Old Bay on my pizza now. Thank you

[@alejandrorivas4585]

Heads up, its basically just celery salt, a pinch of msg, onion powder and paprika.

[@queencyrys6309]

@@alejandrorivas4585 oh wow that sounds INCREDIBLE

[@jobrown95]

He'll even put it in his ice cream, that mad lad!

[@ezekielc6078]

this is Maryland's state song

[@kelseyiddings374]

yep lol

[@CastwaveStudios]

Hell yes.

[@nate_storm]

much better than what we have now

[@Wipomatic]

I too have revisited this video having seen how Old Bay ice cream is the one true ice cream to save us all, welcome friends.

[@LoganMcNay]

I'm just trying to claw at the deeper meaning behind this... Maybe one day I'll sea it.

[@wking4699]

Fuck you

[@LoganMcNay]

I guess you could say I beach you to it!

[@rascallysophistpress]

+

[@goopygoober7810]

Wait something smells fishy...oh whale

[@ashnesslinguistics3570]

mmm this hurts

[@kikml22]

If this was an actual commercial I would 100% have gone out and bought some Old Bay

[@PromotedPawn]

I think if you resubmit this in 2019 it’s got a real shot

[@rexcelsior5415]

This makes me want to eat so much crab with old bay that I just can’t contain it. Can’t believe they rejected this masterpiece.

[@thendersonneal]

I've watched this 18 times in the past 48 hours and will probably continue to do it more

[@yourownmother9604]

Those are rookie numbers

[@Mcbuzzerr]

I don't even know what old bay is, but apparently it makes good icecream

[@kae41]

also tea

[@hollyfelis4197]

i did not notice the masterful sleight-of-hand oldbay-dodge at 0:35,

[@sisiissiisslsosioss4621]

Oh damn

[@caiterbunch3932]

i did notice but i assumed it was unintentional. now that u mention it, tho...

[@helix2331]

I DID

[@accelgortuss4573]

that was a mistake obviously put it on everything

[@Ninjat126]

Watching this after the ice cream video, I think it was unintentional

[@gigiratliff5801]

Cons: Can't do laundry, mom doesn't love me, can't practice law, become homeless, and become a religious fanatic Pros: *I am one with the sea*

[@natebrimnersmith4889]

“And I can’t practice law!” Kills me every time

[@ezekielmartin4323]

I'm gonna be honest: this ad makes me want to buy Old Bay.

[@itslexactually]

Yeah but your picture is Donald Duck as a shoebill so you clearly know Things Man Was Not Meant to Know. I approve, but corporate entities are vengeful.

[@stuatlittle12]

Something tells me you bought a bunch of paper plates in bulk and are just finding any way to use them now.

[@juneguts]

bruh there's only one in the entire video

[@taakotuesdays]

ToNi this could have been around the same time as Bri and Jo’s Tryin Show which I think involved a lot of paper plates

[@barbershopbible]

He wouldn't waste paper like that...

[@taakotuesdays]

Max Pinion [remembers all the times he’s wasted paper]

[@garageman2236]

Crab sticks, fries, nuggets, and pretzels look different without the Old Bay

[@aelie242]

but dang that's a nice crab claw. 10/10 execution.

[@RoboBoddicker]

Of course it was rejected. This is not Old Bay. This is New Bay. It may well be the Final Bay.

[@grrrrarrgh]

I bought Old Bay because of this song.

[@Ultimatro]

It served its purpose then didn't it?

[@ReddCrystal]

I started an old bay cult because of this song. Join us. Spread the word. The dust of Poseidon, the sand of gods, the spice of eternity, it shall be known.

[@blarg2429]

You bought the product, or the company?

[@grrrrarrgh]

blarg2429 yeah

[@blarg2429]

@@ReddCrystal The spice must flow.

[@levimcglinchey5843]

Have I seriously been coming back to this for five years?! I'd be depressed but luckily there's a 12 second harmony that'll sort me right out 0:06

[@dreamweav3r367]

For anyone who has never been to Baltimore, Old Bay seeming like a religion is accurate.

[@sarahb3nyakar]

This is actually pretty effective advertizing, it ended up being the only exposure I've had to Old Bay in my entire life.

[@musa2775]

I already buy Old Bay regularly. I'd buy it double regularly if they made this their commercial.

[@vincentbriggs1780]

I just got an actual McCormick ad on a youtube video and it was boring and didn't make me want to buy their spices, but it did make me come back and rewatch this.

[@glizzie0731]

I hate this I’m from Baltimore but I moved when i was like 5 and old bay is like one of the only things I remember from it cause I used to put it on EVERYTHING

[@gabejones8112]

You haven't lived in Baltimore until you've put Old Bay on an _open wound_

[@blarg2429]

@@gabejones8112 In an existential sense my entire being is an open wound. How much Old Bay should I apply if I want to live in Baltimore?

[@confusedturkeyvulture4555]

@@blarg2429 take a bath in old bay, that should solve your problems

[@blarg2429]

@@confusedturkeyvulture4555 Thanks, will do.

[@marlowemarynowicz5296]

How many of us ended up revisiting this video after his ice cream one, I wonder

[@griffinoconnor1523]

This is exactly how people are in Maryland lol

[@aaaahaelp3940]

0:50 "THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW DOESN'T HAVE A CRAB CLAW AT THE END OF IT" cracked me up

[@LavLightKnight]

Apparently putting it on everything includes Ice cream

[@doublehelixgame]

When your jingle doesn't work so you make an ice cream instead

[@tonyflorez1146]

I’ve gotten in the habit of watching this at least a few times a day I don’t know why please help

[@TheBillJohnsonVarietyHour]

it's the starting chord

[@kirbyfu2615]

I do the same. No help is needed.

[@TheAelishify]

This is steadily becoming my most watched video on KZbin... bad day? Old bay. Upset about political arguments with my family on facebook? Old bay. Forgot how to inhale oxygen into my human lumgs after spending too much time in the briny deep? Old bay.

[@bettschwere]

the shear chaotic energy of this being the most bdg thing ive ever seen AND the most maryland thing... this video is dangerous

[@chubbypapaya]

Literally every time I put Old Bay on something I hear "I got a cut on my hand, I mean I cut off my hand"

[@a.j.clopton3520]

The chord progressions are tragic yet satisfying

[@thevoidcritter]

If I was some executive at McCormick I'd hire this guy

[@caitlinjopepe541]

I've never seen such an accurate depiction of someone from Baltimore

[@warrenkeystone5195]

people in Baltimore casually chops their own hands off and decide to restore it via crab claw?

[@kae41]

@@warrenkeystone5195 yep! :D

[@ANeMzero]

Old Bay: Put it in Ice Cream

[@ascensionredux2840]

If you're from Baltimore then you know the score everything taste better with a little old Bay Put it on crabs chips and fries nuggets pretzels The eyes of the guy you despise leave him blind but tasty put it on anything and everything put it on everything I got a cut on my hand I mean I cut off my hand put some old Bay on it and now it's a crab claw Now I'm the one with the sea but I can't do laundry my mother doesn't love me and I can't practice law I lost my house and my friends got no money to spend this crab claw is the end of my future I end up in an ally super cold and lonely but who's that? Willoughby the founder of McCormick my vision gives me a tin my new life will now begin old bay cleansing me from sin old bay is my religion now I preach Chesapeake go on corners just to speak the gospel of McCormick put it on everything! put it on everything, Old Bay. You're welcome

[@silasnichols7593]

Totally Acceptable You forgot about the four “old bay”s and the “1 2 3 4” at the beginning

[@micahholt8619]

Imagine this being a comment on any other video by anyone.

[@catattack9575]

I'm tempted to comment this on random KZbin videos. Thanks for the idea, Micah!

[@ricktritten8195]

I really appreciate that the whole back track is just the opening chord building over and over again

[@mandyberry2500]

So I've rewatched all the Unraveled videos far too many times and im going through the depths of this channel As someone who grew up in Baltimore, I can confirm. This is how we act about Old Bay 😂

[@kristajohnson9173]

I appreciate that last little bit where he gives us a window into his method. One with the sea.

[@GracieElsie72100]

This is my favorite video? Of all time? Watch it whenever I’m feeling blue as a Chesapeake crab

[@padawanduck]

coming back to this video after he made old bay ice cream is funny he really puts old bay on everything

[@tenorwannabe12]

When my day is hectic this song plays on repeat in my head... I don't know if it helps, but it is ever-present

[@WarriorOwnsAll]

Had to rewatch this after the ice cream vid

[@dwoollies]

I went drunk grocery shopping with my friends and couldn't stop singing this I love it

[@vianerdss]

Don't mind me just coming back from the Old Bay Ice cream video

[@buzzdash]

this is pretty much district 9

[@Sourdoughmom]

I live in California and had never even heard of Old Bay until this jingle. Now my husband and I are obsessed and actually do put it on everything. Old Bay owes BDG some serious royalties.

[@redtigerbeas2]

I'm in an unfamiliar kitchen, and I decided to make spaghetti, but now I can't find the salt, so I'm using Old Bay as the only seasoning. And you can't eat Old Bay spaghetti without listening to this masterpiece

[@demonkiller8000]

How was it?

[@mandyberry2500]

I season my ramen with Old Bay all the time; high five!

[@ArkangelYT]

The "I'm one with the sea... Got a crab claw..." at the end will never stop being funny to me

[@sourgang2110]

Going through bdg's channel and some unraveleds I just realised the guy who's getting old bay on his eyes is the same financial advisor who bdg asks about Mario's retirement. That's pretty cool

[@tosdy8480]

I like how he titled it to imply that old bay might have been seriously considering using this

[@scrunklepunk]

if this was a commercial my house would be covered in old bay

[@Wiebejamin]

Put it in your ice cream apparently

[@ratchetclank4745]

That beginning is just the dark souls boss theme for El Crabbo

[@gridman2742]

And five years later he gives us Old Bay hushpuppy ice cream.

[@DarcelineFarce]

Watching this on 0.25 speed is a completley different experience and I highly recommend it

[@johnveller2237]

Nobody: My brain at 2 am while I’m trying to sleep: 0:07

[@andrewjones1143]

Honestly if they had aired this as a tv commercial they'd have made bank.

[@auglandi9015]

Reject humanity. Accept old bay. Progress to crab Brian is already on the first step to crabification

[@egon3705]

the correct term is carcinization

[@auglandi9015]

@@egon3705 thank you for the correction!n

[@jonathanswavely7259]

I accidentally got Old Bay in my future brother-in-law's eyes. He had a fucking allergic reaction and we had to give him benadryl. He's still alive... for now.

[@ondank]

Old Bay was on special buy at Aldi. I bought it because of this song. So this jingle sold at least one tin of old Bay here in the UK.

[@davisginn1298]

Unironically, that Bmin6add9 chord at the beginning gave me chills😂 Maybe I should get more into choir stuff like that!

[@jaquelinehaze988]

I remember him having a very life like claw, and I remember being impressed with the practical effects. Turns out I made all that up & it's literally just cardboard. oof

[@sleepCircle]

me too

[@NotIMPOSSABLANK]

the first 20 seconds of this video is actually beautiful

[@melisalynnvaritimos1]

Brian. BRIAN. Have you put Old Bay on your pepcorn? I have. And so should you. -signed a neutral civilian