just buy my bed join my patreon: / briandavidgilbert this is where brian david gilbert is: / briandavidgilbert / briamgilbert / briamgilbert
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@SenorTallon4 жыл бұрын
Due to a glitch in my mobile app, KZbin said this video was 23 minutes long. I was strapped in for 21 more minutes of this thrill ride.
@fuller79193 жыл бұрын
how tragic... to be given hope and then to have it so cruelly snatched away...
@TheProffesor103 жыл бұрын
#ReleaseTheSnyderCut
@ParadoxicWasHere3 жыл бұрын
@@TheProffesor10 The one time I'm happy to see that hashtag
@lucasfilmsphotography3 жыл бұрын
@@TheProffesor10 yes
@claycross8403 жыл бұрын
time to watch it ten more times then
@bonniejunk4 жыл бұрын
i love how the new yorker accent just progressively gets more severe and infects laura
@Otamatone693 жыл бұрын
0:00 normal voice At 0:10 it starts And at 1:10 it gets way worse
@E3kHatena3 жыл бұрын
That is actually why he wishes to get rid of the bed.
@thomicfee5293 жыл бұрын
boiga
@jeffreyoctaviano25483 жыл бұрын
Hahahhahahha that funny
@agneebags3 жыл бұрын
@@Otamatone69 *better
@francescagearsolid3 жыл бұрын
bdg lore: in ‘how to make jorts’ the emails at the start, noticeably about a divorce, are all sent by someone called sandra. the name on brian’s birthmark.
@josephdbeecher2 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT. IT’S ALL CONNECTED. 🤯🤯🤯
@EF-kk3vh2 жыл бұрын
Selling the beds won’t make her come back, Brian :(
@mog17552 жыл бұрын
He didn't realize she was important, until right now.
@charlottemeyer437 Жыл бұрын
Woah, this is an important link in the BDGCU (Brian David Gilbert Cinematic Universe)
@Megatime-ly5ih Жыл бұрын
Omg soulmate au
@long-dead-king2 жыл бұрын
the graphic with a big no and one dash with "felonies" and space underneath, implying that there will be more to the list, only for it to be immediately forgotten, is pure comedy gold. catches me off guard every time
@NoteBard2 жыл бұрын
I strive to be as funny as The Notorious BDG
@devynnhanson Жыл бұрын
I was gonna like your video, but it was at 420, and how could I ruin that
@woodfur0010 ай бұрын
@@devynnhanson If you like it now you can be the 1000th
@Trashley6525 жыл бұрын
BDG Stands for Buy Dmy Gbed
@genderenigma82764 жыл бұрын
Buy Dang Bed.
@shapedsilver36894 жыл бұрын
@@genderenigma8276 Buy Dang Gwely (Welsh for bed)
@genderenigma82764 жыл бұрын
@@shapedsilver3689 welp, better than what I can do.
@uzazi20434 жыл бұрын
Buy Da Goddamn bed
@onionbot23 жыл бұрын
Brian changes his name every video At the moment BDG stands for burdy gurdy
@lize.16165 жыл бұрын
Every time I show someone new this video they think the birthmark will say "buy my bed" but alas they are always mistaken. When the time finally comes and Sandra is guessed I will have found the person who shall be my undoing.
@Sushigabby5 жыл бұрын
ive never seen the video let me guess!!
@shelbystarling85375 жыл бұрын
I want to like but it’s at 420 likes..
@djadj_5 жыл бұрын
Whenever I watch it I think that and I've seen it about 7 times
@wavebook21344 жыл бұрын
You are the Ron Swanson of KZbin
@scarecrow_speakeasy4 жыл бұрын
When i find someone who guesses Sandra i will immediately marry them. They will be my lord
@cameodamaneo3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I forget which way around this guy's three names are, I just remember that they're listed in alphabetical order.
@wizardlizard555553 жыл бұрын
.. ? .? ??.?.?.??.. ...???? ive been staring at this comment trying to make sense of it for too long...
@cameodamaneo3 жыл бұрын
To be more specific, his three names, Brian, David and Gilbert are in alphabetical order.
@cameodamaneo3 жыл бұрын
Just edited my comment so it makes more sense.
@General12th3 жыл бұрын
@@cameodamaneo That's actually a really clever way of remembering them. I approve of this and hope you find twenty dollar bills under your shoes every time you take a hike in Yosemite National Park.
@cameodamaneo3 жыл бұрын
@@General12th That actually sounds statistically likely! I live in New Zealand on the other side of the world, so I'll probably easily find a $20 note for every time I enter that park!
@datboiii14953 жыл бұрын
This is the same bed where the demon scene in "my autobiography" takes place, so in a way, something bad *has* happened on this bed.
@tundra19923 жыл бұрын
D:
@General12th3 жыл бұрын
No. NOTHING bad has happened on this bed. And you better believe it.
@nathanmcgill72493 жыл бұрын
It happened nearby the bed. It doesn't count on a technicality
@anomienormie81263 жыл бұрын
I - I was planning to watch that video, not expecting anything much. But of course there’s a demon scene. Of course there is. When will I learn.
@SM-qv2om3 жыл бұрын
At least no felonies or sex ever happened on his bed
@oreoh_no68585 жыл бұрын
That was honestly actually a very convincing sales pitch and I'm not quite sure what to do with myself now.
@gl00myharvester5 жыл бұрын
I think you should buy his bed
@wooby41044 жыл бұрын
1:49
@sommeone4 жыл бұрын
Sadly, the beds have already been bought over 2 years ago XD
@jimmykimble25294 жыл бұрын
Sommeguy I don’t see the problem
@sommeone4 жыл бұрын
@@jimmykimble2529 The problem is that he can't buy one of the the very good beds he was just convinced to buy
@Whalefire24 жыл бұрын
The shift to New Yorker from kindly young man is so sudden yet so seamless that it took me a few watches to realize that he talks normally at the start. True art this.
@Otamatone693 жыл бұрын
0:07 he just switches to New Yorker And then It only gets worse
@timweiner79903 жыл бұрын
I love the implication that "New Yorker" and "Kindly young man" are mutually exclusive. xD
@yingyangorsomethingidontknow2 жыл бұрын
@@Otamatone69 0:10 the full transformation
@rowen6162 жыл бұрын
At 0:10 it shows for one second then at 0:18 it happened
@Silverwind872 жыл бұрын
@@timweiner7990 Living in New York beats those things out of you. It's Darwin's theory in action.
@rapidstrike87rapid713 жыл бұрын
1:07 Sandra also shows up in the video about jorts. On his computer theres 3 emails from her taking about divorce.
@timweiner79903 жыл бұрын
It's part of the BDG EU
@LinxinMusic3 жыл бұрын
Chapters of this comment: ∟Overview ∟Literal themes ∟Metaphorical themes ∟Conclusion Overview: 0:00 - 0:05 The video starts by setting up the main theme of a sales pitch for a bed. 0:05 - 0:06 The first instance of a repeating joke about pleading the viewer to buy the bed. 0:06 - 0:08 Sets up another repeating joke right after the last one about how nothing bad has ever happened on the bed. 0:08 - 0:10 BDG moves away from the jokes returning to a normal sales pitch, but his outfit has changed to include a denim jacket, and no glasses. 0:10 - 0:12 The begging of the video is set up in Normal - Semi-weird - Normal - Semi-weird in the second semi-weird section they repeat the "nothing bad" joke, indicated that it is going to be repeated later on as well. The denim jacket comes into play as well, as BDG now has a Brooklyn accent. 0:12 - 0:13 "Do you like to sleep" is a question that is weird to ask, as all humans require it to stay sane. 0:13 - 0:14 The response comes in way to early before the audience could have a chance to respond. 0:14 - 0:16 There is a very obvious Segway from the previous question back to the sales pitch. Which includes a reason for selling the bed, but this is not an accurate reasoning, as will be revealed later on. 0:16 - 0:18 The pleading repeating joke comes back, twice in a row, similar to the 4th shot, it hints at it's repetition later on. 0:18 - 0:20 "Nothing bad" joke. 0:20 - 0:21 He starts to list the bad things that haven't happen on the bed, but only lists one. It's unsure whether he was interrupted, or didn't have anything else on the list. 0:21 - 0:24 Lists another undesirable thing that hasn't happened on the bed. The "never heard of it" becomes a Segway to the next joke as well. 0:24 - 0:26 The "never heard of it" turns out to be more literal, making you wonder why he doesn't know what it is by know, and how he knows that you wouldn't want that to have happened on the bed. 0:26 - 0:27 Once again, another plea. This is also a transition to the next shot, and has completely different energy from the ones before, and after it. 0:27 - 0:30 BDG talks like he's starting the video again, and performing a kind of subliminal messaging "You like this bed". 0:30 - 0:32 It is revealed that there are two beds, and you immediately wonder why. 0:32 - 0:34 The reasoning for two beds is vaguely explained, making you think back to the reasoning at 0:14. 0:34 - 0:36 The transition to the next shot is an audio clip explaining what he will do in the next shot. It's overlaid on the last shot, showing BDG's awkward expression waiting for the cut. 0:36 - 0:38 He reminds you of the story, and immediately references a major element of the story. 0:38 - 0:41 The reasoning for being kept up at night in "The Princess and The Pea" is a physical sense, in this instance its emotional, making the connection feel rather clever. 0:41 - 0:42 Another plea, but no one answers. 0:42 - 0:43 BDG diverts the attention to an offscreen entity, and we are introduced to Laura. 0:43 - 0:45 After a short awkward pause Laura speaks on a strange, and cold position on a chair. Confirming BDG's statement as true. 0:45 - 0:47 BDG once mentions that nothing bad has happened on the beds, while doing a strange movement that's meant to be cool. 0:47 - 0:49 Another shot is layered over the two already there. It is said that Laura wants the bed, and you may wonder why BDG doesn't give her the beds. The background changes to BDG posing in an alternate version of the "Princess and The Pea" shot. 0:49 - 0:55 The background changes to an ominous black, and BDG says he doesn't let her near beds anymore for a reason that gets interrupted by silence. The background changes to red gradually, and BDG, and Laura both give knowing looks at the camera. 0:55 - 0:57 Laura then exclaims that she smokes cigars on beds, and undesirable trait in a sales pitch. 0:57 - 0:59 Another plea tied to the idea of sleep. 0:59 - 1:07 BDG takes a step away from the sales pitch to tell us about a weird birthmark he has, common knowledge would make you think the birthmark will transition back into the pitch. 1:07 - 1:10 The birthmark spells "Sandra" which is unrelated to anything we've seen, and makes us question our expectations. 1:10 - 1:11 The focus is brought back to the pitch with another unsubtle plea. 1:11 - 1:20 A longer segment, but BDG finally explains the real explanation for his sale. There are five phrases in the sequence, split across four Brians for seemingly no reason. 1:20 - 1:23 Brian asks us to imagine the questions he would get for having two beds, which is the same question we had earlier. 1:23 - 1:27 We are shown an imaginary timeline were someone questions his possession of two beds, this is what BDG expects to happen. 1:27 - 1:28 BDG claims this minor inconvenience is a highly embarrassing moment. 1:28 - 1:40 The reoccurring plea turns into a musical, and then transitions back into the plea at the end. 1:40 - 1:43 At the end of musical Laura is shown to be smoking on the bed, this is alarming, and undesirable, but is revealed to be a green screen, and thus faked. 1:43 - 1:49 The ending of the video is a final plea, with much less energy than the rest of the video. 1:49 - 1:51 It is now the bloopers of the video, and it starts with a pretty basic, scrapped, plea. This sets up the idea that all the bloopers will be scrapped pleas. 1:51 - 1:53 This is another basic plea, but starts out like an ordinary conversation, and then a command. 1:53 - 1:55 This plea tells the story of calling someone to sell your bed, except he voices his plea to the audience, not the phone. Which in real life would have an amusing affect of the person on the other side of the phone not hearing what they said, and feeling confused. 1:55 - 1:57 Seems as though they were very bored, and just said the plea to random movements, and rhythms. This makes it feel as though there were many pleas along the way. 1:57 - 2:00 This plea starts off as a distress call, but turns out to be a simple sales pitch, nothing to be distraught over, although the overreaction is amusing. 2:00 - 2:03 This has the same idea as the plea in 1:55 solidifying that idea. 2:03 - 2:08 Similar to the birthmark this starts as a completely normal scenario with the plea added in haphazardly. Literal themes: The reoccurring themes for phrases tend to be pleas, and justifying the pleas with the lack of red flags. The whole idea seems to tell the story of someone trying to reach out, and sell their beds. As you can tell by the fact he denies Laura the beds, he is compassionate about the beds, he doesn't want to sell them to just anybody. The bloopers seem like he has gone through this idea many times, and feel as though he's repeating himself. Metaphorical themes: BDG wants to reach out to someone, and share something that once brought him joy. This could represent the sharing of knowledge, and memories. The changing style at the beginning, and new family member in the middle tell a story of someone growing up. He wants to share his memories, and ideas with the world, but doesn't know how. The idea of sharing his memories, and idea is shared in the potluck. The time limit of the bed's sale could represent death. Conclusion: 4/5 it's aight
@nineparr3110 Жыл бұрын
this is what my english teacher expects of me
@Kyrbi010 ай бұрын
Frick man
@kamm59026 жыл бұрын
_NEW YORKER ACCENT INTENSIFIES_
@junothedragonslayer29975 жыл бұрын
_BADA BING_
@charlottewindmill19615 жыл бұрын
_BADA BOOM_
@reyiven76255 жыл бұрын
You mean though I totally not joke one totally not playing on the rest of the world and our country
@dylanchouinard61415 жыл бұрын
Rey Iven 7 *Ey Tony*
@petermarsella65374 жыл бұрын
@@dylanchouinard6141 I'm walkin' 'ere
@uiop604 жыл бұрын
brian: films first couple shots of this video brian: *slicks his hair back* brian: oh. now This is the character
@lizzie-40114 жыл бұрын
lmao for real
@philpritchard17373 жыл бұрын
I rewatched this video after several months and I remembered you comment because you speak the truth
@StraveTube3 жыл бұрын
That's not to mention the very subtle addition of jean jacket and removal of glasses
@earthangelo54173 жыл бұрын
@@StraveTube whats weird is theres one shot where brian has no glasses + jean jacket, but his hair isnt slicked back so he isnt in character
@StraveTube3 жыл бұрын
@@earthangelo5417 No, that all seems perfectly logically consistent to me. It's not as if you can form the Megazord without the tyrannosaurus.
@AtlasDeValle4 жыл бұрын
There is no way I’m not re-creating this if I ever need to sell two twin beds with a brushed metal frame.
@EF-kk3vh4 жыл бұрын
The progression into the more intense New York accent was so smooth that I literally just noticed how much it changed from the beginning to the end. This video is a phenomenal work of art and it will never not be both hilarious and convincing
@awkwardmush21374 жыл бұрын
This has the same exact energy as the “it’s real estate” video.
@SeenAGreatLight4 жыл бұрын
That's what some other guy said over there. Hence why I'm here, wondering if I should buy a new bed...
@carolineh81674 жыл бұрын
the rest of his channel is so funny highly recommend
@Cadency3 жыл бұрын
It really is a very tim and eric sketch
@zelia.41173 жыл бұрын
rewatched that video just now and came back to see if someone had commented this!!
@kittycake7133 жыл бұрын
*** it's free real estate ***
@Josbird5 жыл бұрын
This iteration of Brian is a cursed fusion of Twink Brian and Mustache Brian
@pixeliien4 жыл бұрын
why are you so right
@maoad_dib4 жыл бұрын
Cursed???
@wooby41044 жыл бұрын
blursed
@imeantherearethedarktownsy52104 жыл бұрын
blessed
@maoad_dib4 жыл бұрын
@@imeantherearethedarktownsy5210 finally another who understands
@nattmazzoni3 жыл бұрын
I just had to sell my two beds and it was insanely difficult to sell, so I rewatched this video for a week and then I sold them by tuesday, so I can only come to the conclusion that Brian is the god of bed selling, thank you, Brian
@infodeprived31192 жыл бұрын
He was too convincing, I now want to buy his bed, I don't even need a bed, I have a perfectly functional one, beyond that, it's been like 2 years
@pearlfountain6 жыл бұрын
I just bought it
@tailsfox456 жыл бұрын
whats that
@kainans6 жыл бұрын
Tim Lesher I think it's when two people kiss
@tailsfox456 жыл бұрын
KAV haha gay
@zeeotter1006 жыл бұрын
Tim Lesher no u
@wollam116 жыл бұрын
haha ... what?
@cortorwinters90824 жыл бұрын
This man has clearly sold his soul more than once
@General12th3 жыл бұрын
To two different eldritch abominations, no less, and now they keep fighting over his soul and that's why he gets cravings sometimes.
@lucus64583 жыл бұрын
@@General12th They're fighting for custody
@sophia-bt2sz3 жыл бұрын
Buy my soul! Aint nothin bad ever happened in this soul.
@arcade31983 жыл бұрын
+Cortor Davey yeah, twice. that's why he has two beds
@seth22503 жыл бұрын
nope, he's clearly the one we sell our souls to
@evelynlamoy84833 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite thing about this skit, is that he didn't start out in character, and over the next few seconds slipped into a character
@mixedexplosion31143 жыл бұрын
"Knock knock, what time is it? Oh! Its 4:16. Buy my bed."
@NK-xd4fu6 жыл бұрын
"Pre-enactment" I love it.
@ap-ov4gc6 жыл бұрын
brian please never die
@pepperjun6 жыл бұрын
dont worry he wont
@ninjatoriumnova24836 жыл бұрын
Not until May 6, 2030. at least.
@magibear3575 жыл бұрын
he won’t and can’t!
@MinPhoebus5 жыл бұрын
It's ok he's not mortal
@lessevilnyarlathotep15955 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume he can.
@aeiou_ena3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, in the late hours of the night, in the dark quiet of my room, this video manifests itself in my mind. I can see it in the dark, just watching from the corner. Barely out of my line of sight. It’s just sitting there. Menacingly.
@alexandrapedersen829 Жыл бұрын
Is your name perchance Sandra?
@jules1943 жыл бұрын
a true masterpiece- the potluck dialogue will continue to echo about the chambers of my brain throughout my whole life, i think
@bronzeowl96 жыл бұрын
I wish you would have put this video in a youtube ad or something. I realize those are probably very expensive but it would have been the best thing ever if I'm watching uhhhh a video game video and BDG pops on telling me to buy his bed.
@caros.60725 жыл бұрын
Better than any other ad
@taakotuesdays5 жыл бұрын
Watching a video where BDG tries to sell you his bed but the ad is BDG trying to sell you his bed
@catriziacat17565 жыл бұрын
@@caros.6072 What about the old bay jingle
@caros.60725 жыл бұрын
@@catriziacat1756 uhh what
@catriziacat17565 жыл бұрын
@@caros.6072 It's another ad he did
@katiekawaii6 жыл бұрын
This is grade-A golden era KZbin humor. Five stars. All the stars. Love it.
@bleh15694 жыл бұрын
Has the same energy as Free Real Estate
@calebbarynin70184 жыл бұрын
@@bleh1569 It's a FREE HOUSE, I'll pee my pants.
@LOLchickerz4 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely my favorite video on the internet. I don’t even know why.
@othervinny3 жыл бұрын
I want you to know, Brian, that I have memorized the text of this video, and I SCREAM it through my pep band's giant loudspeaker at my college's basketball teams and referees every single basketball game
@rattyeely5 жыл бұрын
I like how he starts off as normal BDG and then slowly morphs in a weird jersey gangster version of BDG
@padawanguy3605 жыл бұрын
love the character change within the first 20 seconds of the video
@hitchicker422 жыл бұрын
I want to see this on TV randomly without warning as if it were a regular ad
@kemcosplay3 жыл бұрын
the extra outtakes of "hey what time is it? It's 4:16. Buy my bed" Killed me way more than it should have
@lostuser10946 жыл бұрын
IT'S A FREE HOUSE JIM
@elsagranquist97555 жыл бұрын
*it’s free real estate*
@iaminsideyourhome695 жыл бұрын
two bedrooms, no rugs
@britaesthetics68824 жыл бұрын
It’s free
@xX_lowpoly_Xx4 жыл бұрын
JIM
@sakxvii4 жыл бұрын
*GET YOUR FUCKING FREE REAL ESTATE JIM*
@paris77096 жыл бұрын
can you iMAGine the qUEStions?!
@kappaross61246 жыл бұрын
hOW embARrAsSing
@mikerice8685 жыл бұрын
BuY mY bEd
@rainey20455 жыл бұрын
magues
@sagehanson1905 жыл бұрын
Oh. for a second I thought this was one of those "sHE beLIEveD." You know those? It spells out a cool message like sbeve.
@rrwright4 жыл бұрын
Magues
@tsawy63 жыл бұрын
On like, my 12 rewatch I've just picked up on the last joke: "What time is it?" *oh, he's totally gonna say bedtime, I get it* "Oh, it's 4:16, buy my beddd!"
@Danasaur_1233 жыл бұрын
Real talk I went to a party once and there was a mattress standing alone against the wall COMPLETELY in the way and soooo many questions were asked. Completely avoidable if he would’ve tried selling it!
@R0flpwntnoob6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. He is actually selling a bed
@user-ci6oo1uv2k6 жыл бұрын
Roflpwntnoob the madman
@HamsterVormFenster5 жыл бұрын
This is what happens every time you sell furniture in The Sims.
@yellville3 жыл бұрын
What could be less true than this
@bennetthaara81443 жыл бұрын
What an upstanding and trustworthy gentleman. I want to buy his beds.
@Eariden3 жыл бұрын
This bed has now been gone for 2 years, but it will still live on... in our hearts!
@ceciliagraefe39604 жыл бұрын
*I keep rewatching this and I don’t know why. I hear this sales pitch in my dreams and I wake up screaming, I see their faces poorly green screened onto the inside of my eyelids*
@mintyfresh23573 жыл бұрын
JEEZus!
@NATHAN-gl9ns3 жыл бұрын
I once had that with PAC man
@iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis4 жыл бұрын
i have not laughed so hard in my life at brian's face when he said "i got two of em, cause of... circumstances"
@moonscat69273 жыл бұрын
I love the slightly ominous vibe this video gives off
@koalasquare21453 жыл бұрын
I get it now. It's called a twin bed because there's two of them.
@joshroberts40765 жыл бұрын
Are these beds already sold? Yes. Do I need a bed? No. Do I want to buy this bed? Yes!
@michellecerioni49036 жыл бұрын
i got so scared when i saw her smoking a cigar on that bed but the nit was a greenscreen thank you i waas releive
@claudiac417610 ай бұрын
Me and my boyfriend reference the "how EMBARRASSING" line all the time we'll be talking about literally anything we have to get done like "we haven't even done the dishes how EMBARRASSING" truly a timeless moment of cinema
@thefakeslimshady88813 жыл бұрын
They say Brian is still trying to sell his bed and his life went severely downhill after the potluck disaster
@threelegmeg4 жыл бұрын
a few weeks ago i was trying to explain/find this video to my fiance and for whatever reason i COULD NOT FIND IT. She thought i was insane. *I* thought i was insane. Im very glad this wasn't some sort of fever dream i had
@_Onlime6 жыл бұрын
*_Quality content_*
@ThatOneIrishFurry7 ай бұрын
Another thing i love about this video is how sinister "buy my bed nothing bad has ever happened on it" Sounds compared to how friendly *new york accent* "buy my bed! Aint nothing bad ever happened on it!" Sounds despite them being the exact same sentence
@aidencoxmusicguy50974 жыл бұрын
You could legit buy his bed and that’s probably the funniest shit I have ever seen
@kaileyolinger32634 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are the people who actually wanted to buy his bed but can’t now
@seopark74674 жыл бұрын
From the craigslist ad: look ain't nothin' bad ever happened on these beds they are GOOD beds and they should be in YOUR house instead of MINE because i have to host a POTLUCK for my BRIDGE CLUB and they do not take KINDLY to beds in the FOYER pros: #1 good beds #2 nothin' bad has ever happened on them # 3 no one has smoked a cigar on them #4 this bed has never had sex on top of it cons: #A laura really has thought about smokin cigars on these beds so maybe that will somehow transfer onto the bed's mood or something #B no members of parliament have ever been conceived on this bed (see pro #4) do me a favor and come buy my bed you big beautiful stallion I just need to SEELL THese BEDS by TUESDAY PLEASE
@lizzie-40114 жыл бұрын
this is fantastic thank you
@GiveMeSomeMeshuggah3 жыл бұрын
How’d he make a whole video without mentioning the trundle?
@stacyowl16583 жыл бұрын
how much was he selling those for? XD
@gormauslander3 жыл бұрын
I read this in a Brooklyn accent
@AliceYobby3 жыл бұрын
@@stacyowl1658 100$
@calmulligan90173 жыл бұрын
Some say he's a terrible salesman. But he sold us all on watching til the end.
@geegeezlouis86 Жыл бұрын
I'm of the opinion that this is the single best video in the history of the internet, everything is impeccable
@LaidbackLost6 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing I was just looking for furniture for my free real estate
@JMDurden6 жыл бұрын
That free real estate isn't for you, only Jim Boonie.
@maturecheddar4296 жыл бұрын
I t s f r e e r e a l e s t a t e
@caiterbunch39325 жыл бұрын
JMDurden Bold of you to assume that the commenter isn't Jim Boonie.
@hanzsantos5 жыл бұрын
is your real estate on Iona St.?
@actuallyjustadumpster5 жыл бұрын
“ Hey look, man. I ain’t never shown this to nobody but I got this weird birthmark that spells out somthin’ that I didn’t realize was important until right now... *Sandra* “
@randallcarissa3 жыл бұрын
S nothin A bad N happin D on R this A bed Makes perfect science.
@sirhurricane43503 жыл бұрын
POV: you are considering buying a bed that nothing has happened on
@ClownOwO3 жыл бұрын
I routinely come to this video whenever I'm feeling sad because it's just So Good. I fear i may start to associate it with the Bad Times but i think it might be so good that it's immune.
@DevonPalmer986 жыл бұрын
Oof your new job must be underpaying you if you got to sell your bed
@psyducktective6 жыл бұрын
Devon Palmer it’s to make room for the mandatory Polygon issued sleep chrysalis
@AntiGravityC96 жыл бұрын
he's paid too much in beds now he swims in debts
@subashchandra95576 жыл бұрын
I mean it is polygon.
@robinsparrow16186 жыл бұрын
He just needs to sell it so he's not embarrassed at the potluck. Pay attention!
@textnext89416 жыл бұрын
Devon Palmer hahaha!
@explolsivecake20454 жыл бұрын
There’s something unnerving about this video, it’s a cross between the dumb videos like ‘good comeback’ and the strange ones like ‘journey to jorts’ This mix makes me slightly uncomfortable, which is strange since usually I either don’t feel uncomfortable or I feel really uncomfortable when I watch the BDG videos
@ADHDandD3 жыл бұрын
But you won’t feel slightly uncomfortable on his bed, you should buy it
@leonardorestrepo51963 жыл бұрын
As someone who has attempted to sell a bed, this deeply resonates with me
@aeidla7 ай бұрын
the birthmark is a really underrated gag from this video
@eattoe69726 жыл бұрын
i kinda liked you i guess but i just watched this and now im in love
@eattoe69726 жыл бұрын
i have seen this now 17 times help
@blakegutherie54095 жыл бұрын
@@eattoe6972 I lost count of the amount of times I've watched this.
@whokilledkenzi4 жыл бұрын
Guys, I’m starting to think he wants us to buy his bed.
@abdulbaten95373 жыл бұрын
What took you so long to join the cult, *cough* religion
@TeddySaxbang6592 жыл бұрын
“Pre-Enactment” is now how I will refer to my anxious thoughts.
@AnelFissures4 ай бұрын
6 years later and its still one of my favourite videos
@juniperw36136 жыл бұрын
I have a lot of things to say about this video, there's a lot to unpack here, but a highlight is laura's pose when she first appears
@taakotuesdays5 жыл бұрын
Laura has that perfect subtlety in all of Brian’s videos to where everyone notices how amazing she is but she isn’t the star idk how to explain what I’m thinking and I doubt I did a good job
@coinflipp19605 жыл бұрын
buy my bed + it's free real estate: same [chaotic] energy
@chrispysaid3 жыл бұрын
Brian: _watches Tim & Eric_ Also Brian: "buy my bed"
@jrkastl3 жыл бұрын
Yup. Isn't this like the "free real estate" sketch? kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZWXXoikip2fjbs or the "Prices" sketch? kzbin.info/www/bejne/nnucqnWdidVsi7M
@theviniso3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment. This video has the exact same energy as the free real estate one.
@closedupshop41724 жыл бұрын
1:10 is my favorite moment in all of youtube history
@nightingem6 жыл бұрын
Brian you give my dead gay soul life
@atrijitdas17046 жыл бұрын
I'm interested but just to be sure --did something bad ever happen on it?
@caros.60725 жыл бұрын
Nothin bad ever happen
@corbinblack63414 жыл бұрын
@@caros.6072 aint nothin bad ever happen on this bed
@dgp20244 жыл бұрын
Lies, they are lies kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGalkHuId6mqrMk something bad did happen on this bed SOMETHING DID HAPPEN!!
@Mclarenboy1002 жыл бұрын
"cos of.... circumstANces" and "on tooesday ahm havin' a pahtluck" are both phrases that I use on the regular solely thanks to this video. thank you bdg, you have made my life whole.
@jameswhitley41014 жыл бұрын
It took like 20 seconds for him to evolve from normal Brian to full on car salesman Also the insistence that nothing bad ever happened on it establishes that many things bad have indeed happened on it
@pumpkinsomniac9 ай бұрын
nope nothing bad has ever happened on those beds
@maeverodgers90014 жыл бұрын
I memorised this whole video a few months ago and drove my friends crazy
@liamcoulter96274 жыл бұрын
The more I look back at old Brian videos the more I see my hairstyle and fashion sense as an 18 year old and I’m beginning to wonder if by my mid to late 20s I will look like Brian
@haphazardlark15022 жыл бұрын
Dare to dream!
@ThatOneIrishFurry2 жыл бұрын
I quote "because of... Circumstances" weekly
@JB1996TF3 жыл бұрын
This is Brian's "I want to write for Tim and Eric" stage
@s1ck1y6 жыл бұрын
Sponsored by Casper
@effieess27766 жыл бұрын
0:44 I cannot stop watching him take off and on the jacket
@randallcarissa3 жыл бұрын
I kinda get the feeling brian wants me to buy his bed.
@NickMirambeau2 жыл бұрын
i quote "no bo dy has e ver ex plained it to me" way too often, this is such a classic
@diligar5 жыл бұрын
1:28 I had this song stuck in my head out of nowhere. I can’t believe I was able to backtrack it to this video 🙌
@dogwoodlavance66676 жыл бұрын
this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen. every single time i lose it at 'sandra' and then don't stop wheeze-laughing for the rest of the video
@1999ToyotaCorolla Жыл бұрын
BDG has truly fooled the algorithm. I got a bed ad right after watching this, but I want to buy BDG’s bed
@hydri82482 жыл бұрын
I have watched this video so many times and it gets funnier every time
@mrman6436 жыл бұрын
Nobody explain sex to Brian
@roseolivas085 жыл бұрын
This has the same chaotic energy as the “THE HOUSE IS FREE”
@ReverendTed Жыл бұрын
Five years later, and now I am pained that I am unable to buy his bed.
@eleonora15384 жыл бұрын
I watched this at 2 am and I got so scared I almost fell because my name is Sandra
@sandratoma12286 жыл бұрын
Thankfully my names sandra so now I’ll be able to buy your bed
@landopantz89564 жыл бұрын
The way he says the word circumstances kills me every time (0:32)
@samanthacarmichael43804 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching this video. I'm caught in an endless bed loop.