Every Sonic game is blasphemous | Unraveled

[@seansliger1]

"But for Sonic, I'm willing to bend my values a bit"- is possibly the most cursed quote I have ever heard in my adult years

[@ianhaywire7914]

Yes

[@its_kumar_babyyy]

r/CursedQuotes

[@jedimindglitch89]

"EITHER SONIC IS A GOD, OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!"

[@kingofallfrogs]

@@jedimindglitch89 that's blessed.

[@vegetablackpotato4700]

That baby is possibly the most -disgusting ulgy- cursed thing I've seen

[@MarcyNabors]

"You are literally pitting Sonic, a hedgehog without a father, against the man who became his father figure and then turned evil thanks to the machines that Sonic helped create." hold up isn't that just the plot of Insomniac's Spider-Man game

[@cartoonishidealism582]

I can’t believe Insomniac ripped off Sonic The Hedgehog. AND DIDN’T EVEN MENTION THE QUILTING CIRCLE

[@bensjammin9]

MY FIRST THOUGHT

[@hayana-sanjo]

*Spider-Man 2

[@chrismanuel9768]

I want that game to exist

[@carysbebard3690]

I don't. I don't think Spiderman is a hedgehog.

[@hannahrohlfing7898]

In this episode, Brian loses his grip on whatever sanity might have remained, and also starts a cult

[@cinammonstyx7622]

Insane Fangirl *Always Sunny music*

[@bardssinisterstories2607]

Pin this

[@somedood07]

“Religion”

[@happymilk7433]

We could make a religion out of this

[@them.]

I mean, doesn't he basically do that in every episode?

[@FinalGamerJames]

Finally, the mystery of where I once heard the name Kintobor YEARS ago in some obscure magazine and I had sworn to friends up and down that Sonic had once been friends with him before he turned evil into Robotnik, was NOT something I hallucinated as a child, but a sign that I too, was blessed by the small whispers of the true hog and his origins. I am ready for the crusade emeralds brian please

[@badernera7497]

Tf the same thing happened to me

[@junegeeitisahardgfulmer7911]

The true hog, eh?

[@hadriandwyer2191]

We, the children of the true hog, shall prevail

[@ShikiKiryu]

@FinalGame James, Kintobor being Sonic's father-figure type is pretty much the early story of the British Fleetway Sonic the Comic series, where they were friends and working in a lab together to use the chaos emeralds to remove all of the planet's evil, that might be what you're thinking of?

[@olivia7782]

@@ShikiKiryu Kintober was used in the Fleetway comics and I think maybe some other fairly obscure early-series material I THINK he was in the Archie comics too to some degree but I believe they added him later

[@adamrollins2475]

BDG revealing he's never played a Sonic game 10 minutes into the video felt like he stabbed me in the chest with a knife and then explained in full detail why I was in the wrong for it

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

That's just every Unravelled video

[@fartsniffer9999]

When he said that I wouldn’t click off the video I was sort of insulted, so I went to click off. But, I just... couldn’t?? I just couldn’t bring myself to stop watching. Like, I wanted to see through with this absolutely monstrosity I have been hit with, even though I felt betrayed and disgusted. Overall, that was terrible. 10/10.

[@Zaire82]

Well, to be honest, I've only played them a couple times over a decade ago.

[@phillyfanmatt]

I trust people who haven't played sonic more than I trust people who have played sonic (I've played every sonic game except the niche arcade ones and the ones for the Sega handheld system)

[@forcedcomedy9912]

@@fartsniffer9999 the fuck kind of overreaction is that?

[@amanduh8969]

I love that every one of these videos are a real version of the “in this essay I will” meme

[@coliver106]

best comment ive seen

[@nemodos]

real talk this is the best comment on KZbin because it is true, says something about the writer, and touches all of our hearts deeply

[@unblorbosyourshows9635]

@@nemodos wait I've heard this before somewhere else

[@monochromesoul5873]

OMG YES, FINALLY

[@ryanlynch8303]

Amanda K STRAIGHT FACTS

[@thevoidlord1796]

"i promise I won't get all political" *Me three drinks later* "EITHER SONIC IS A GOD, OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE"

[@inserttaghere3015]

Nothing political

[@MrMogi-zg2ud]

It's religious, so you're good.

[@jiggymcnocknak9388]

Sonic is Cratos confirmed?

[@conallharkin5365]

BDG unravels: the sonic the hedgehog Bible

[@leah.p.6687]

I want it on a shirt

[@ShotzInTheLight]

So, in the first 3 minutes, this man straight up declares every sonic game EVER to be fanfic. I love it

[@aidankocherhans9861]

Considering the plots of secret rings and black knight, I think that statement makes a lot of sense.

[@chamuchamupalchamperry6686]

"Biblical Literism was basically an early form of fandom" I am astounded at your truth

[@josephclark1166]

Noah then rolled a 20 and split the sea as a result, then rolled a 1 to keep it open and it crashed on the egyptians

[@rajavlitra]

@@josephclark1166 Moses parted the sea ya bungus

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@josephclark1166 Noah was the one building the giant boat with each speces in it (which mean BILLIONS of individuals but hey details)

[@unfortunateimperial6019]

The Divine Comedy

[@woutvandessel1823]

@@Sir_Bucket Hey, come on. The boat was the only thing remaining of the earth so it had plenty of room, so it's possible for there to have existed such a boat. The Bible never clearly states that "Noah" isn't just the pet name God gave a huge cult back then, so the "how could it be built by one man" thing also doesn't apply.

[@lastlife0726]

"The bible was written to make a character more marketable to kids in the '90s." Is a fantastic out of context quote.

[@thisisasupersayin376]

I mean, that's basically Dante's Inferno

[@nalsium2828]

And it's somehow even better in context

[@solara7637]

That’s basically Veggietales

[@paintdot5456]

I found a minecraft bible at coles

[@pennyw2226]

Well, even out of context it isn’t wrong. Have you heard of Castlevania?

[@birdbird8364]

"EITHER HE *IS* A GOD,OR COULD *KILL* GOD, AND I DO NOT *CARE* IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!" Is FAR too raw of a line to have come from a video about sonic the hedgehog

[@alexarmstrong4850]

I mean he's also the "oh god, they're civilians" guy

[@mynewaccount2604]

How many gods has sonic killed now ingame

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

GannonNotFromZelda what does time itself count as

[@rawovunlapin8201]

@Isaac Kamstra this entire franchise is a gold mine of quotes

[@curtisbraebairn3608]

This guy is basically modern day willy wonk from the original movie if they remaster those movies Brian should play willy wonka

[@grumboflipflorp5688]

"Biblical literalism is just an early form of fandom" -BDG, 1/13/19

[@INNERLMNT]

No no he has a point

[@kevinwillems8720]

It's an evergreen quote

[@justaghostinthesea]

Oh all the languages he could have spoken, he spoke truth

[@saltedsage]

Just a note: Hardy, Nebraska is in Nuckolls county, and yes that is pronounced as Knuckles

[@dreamofyouandi]

Sonic and knuckles.... Sonic in nuckolls. Holy shit. is there a Sonic fast food place in nuckolls

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

Haha, thank you for this pun discovery!

[@themyofmy]

@@Finisu_ 😳

[@SuperPeadro]

waaaaaaaaaa

[@Silverwind87]

But Knuckles was originally gonna be Jamaican.

[@GroundThing]

With the admission that he's never played a sonic game, I'm suddenly not convinced that BDG has ever played any of the games he's done an unraveled on, and honestly, that probably makes it better.

[@ashlynogle1279]

There's a video on the Drawfee KZbin channel feat. Brian where he reveals he hasn't actually played a Dark Souls game before. Makes it better because that collab was basically an excuse to promote the Dark Souls Bosses Unraveled lmao

[@coffeewolfproductions9113]

I think he might have played some of the games he's doing an unraveled on, but when it comes to games like Mario where he was analyzing all the main game's enemies to put into Bowser's military hierarchy there's no way he could have played all of them just for one video.

[@xanderramsdell2919]

plot twist: he's actually never played any video game ever. Any video or stream showing him playing a video game is actually footage created by someone else while BDG just says whatever comes to his mind without even looking at the video. This whole time, he's been talking about video games without actually knowing what an xbox or playstation controller even looks like.

[@joshuaridgway3230]

@@coffeewolfproductions9113of course not, he was too busy reading the Geneva Convention. Or OSHA regulations

[@chrisandreas3142]

He play games. Nintendo, indie and some AAA titels but not that much, cause he loves indie and Nintendo.

[@humanboulder6.214]

Kintobor is literally Robotnik backwards.......I am livid.

[@KoyasuNoBara]

I had to pause the video when I realized that.

[@paintspot]

Well, Robotnik’s full name is Ivo Robotnik, but his full name as Kintobor is Ovi Kintobor. Not only is “Kintobor” Robotnik backwards, but “Ovi” is Ivo backwards as well. Additionally, Ovi is Latin for egg. He is Eggman. -Paintspot Infez Wasabi.

[@Iluvpie6]

ALUCARD??? Dracula, you can’t just name your kid your name backwards!!!

[@gormauslander]

What is this, guardians of gahoole?

[@SaltyyCasheww]

@@gormauslander Oh wow, someone referenced Guardians of Ga'Hoole in 2020. Thank you for making my day, kind stranger!

[@notablegoat]

"Let's get sonically fundamental." "I'm not going to read this Bible in its entirity." Good job, you've got being a religious fundamentalist down pat

[@SamanthaLaurier]

Savage

[@theepicricemaker6611]

Back in the day people would learn to read via the Bible. Real sad how far people have strayed

[@janTesika]

oh sure, because everyone wants to learn how to read by going through the Book of the Prophet Haggai.@@theepicricemaker6611

[@YeetSpace]

​@@theepicricemaker6611honestly though contextually it's wild to realize that. The Bible was kind of the book that made reading a thing for people in large cities, and yet nowadays the people that are so violently adherent to it openly admit that they haven't read most of it and actively condemn their already fairly vengeful and bloodthirsty God for any time he is being benevolent, literally disagreeing with the Messiah figure of their own religion on the fact that everyone should have food and water and a house.

[@YeetSpace]

(this unironically happened a bunch of churches literally condemned Jesus Christ himself for being a socialist because they're insane and have never read the book and just want a reason to do fascistic theocracy where no one questions the guy who says that the big guy talks to him)

[@ShyLeviathan]

Also I'm fairly certain that the 7 Chaos Emeralds are just a representation of the Seven Sins, which only gives the "Sonic is god" theory more backing

[@zaujimaveinformacie4008]

And what about Dragon ball so now Goku is also god?

[@ShyLeviathan]

@@zaujimaveinformacie4008 He could be the Devil.

[@zaujimaveinformacie4008]

So cell and majin Boo what are?

[@zaujimaveinformacie4008]

I am Atheist though

[@Jillybean711]

What about the seven virtues?

[@vinilla02]

Someone in my yearbook put “Either Sonic IS a God or could KILL God, and I do not CARE if there is a difference!” as their senior quote, so uh, Chad moment.

[@justsomeoneelse5942]

wOt

[@moosesues8887]

Ima say that lol

[@bed7515]

Thx for the ideal

[@livingoctopus]

Wait I wrote that as my senior quote too.... so either that is me or I have a new best friend lmao

[@vinilla02]

@@livingoctopus Well I know the person's KZbin account so... new best friend XD

[@LettuceHasFun]

"I have never beheld the false Sonic" Well, sign me up because I've never played a Sonic game either. Sonic bless you

[@victorias.f.]

me either, amen

[@YukieOtaku]

Forgive me father.. for i have beheld the false sonic ...

[@aett]

You must eat six chili dogs and say ten Tails Marys.

[@benevolentworldexploder5395]

@@aett Sonic doesn't eat chili dogs blasphemer. Sonic ate *BURGERS* ! Down with the heretics! Down with the non-believers! You will be cleansed in the bask of his eternal blue light! Let us rise up and destroy the false idol!

[@elikay2101]

Before I felt left out for never playing a sonic game, but now I feel more included than ever before

[@ahobbit1273]

I really hate how when “Kintobor” was flashing across the screen, I misread it as “Kinktober.” ...I need to stop spending so much time on AO3.

[@sad...4854]

Kinky October was the only thing that came to mind and I hate that

[@silvercandra4275]

I also thought it said kinktober and was mildly disappointed it didn't, because whatever kinktober is, it would surely be more creative that Robotnik backwards

[@eora5142]

@@silvercandra4275 oooh. Never noticed that it is robotnik backwards

[@silvercandra4275]

@@eora5142 I didn't notice it either until someone pointed it out to me after I showed them this video and now it just seems so obvious... Why do people keep doing this?

[@ArianAlbert]

I'm so glad I'm not alone

[@fembiod3772]

Brian David Gilbert nailing his 13 theses to the youtube door (2019, colorized)

[@fallingcrane1986]

I’m willing to bet he writes his scripts while on the loo

[@emilydolores6458]

Holy shit it's modern Lutheranism.

[@uniquemystique8566]

Best comment

[@devina8812]

noooo

[@TheLazyKey]

This man was born to yell angrily about the Sonic franchise.

[@3seven5seven1nine9]

you guys have officially made me *lose my marbles*

[@trashrat8365]

The successor to Sammy Sonic fan

[@mistersympa15]

Who among us wasn't?

[@maybeher0]

and also Kingdom Hearts series too

[@James11111]

Correction. This man was born to yell angrily.

[@EmptyFeet]

this series is the peak of nit-picking parody and every other channel trying to work with that form of humor should take notes.

[@Dragon_Sparkles]

i want to throw this tied to a rock at "everything wrong with"

[@Wobakoff]

*cough* cinemasins

[@jasondahlen9555]

It seems like this show is taking notes from when Cracked had Dan O'Brien on its staff.

[@immortalsun]

@@Wobakoff Exactly. CinemaSins is so terrible.

[@MESIRlX]

God, hbg's SLA series is so weird and yet cathartic and the same time.

[@sagec-r4121]

The part about letting him hold Robotnik in his arms while sobbing 'sorry' is intense, and unfairly (to my emotions) well acted

[@rafeverao4105]

"But for Sonic, I'm willing to bend my values a bit" *_10 minutes later_* "So I have formed my religion around Sonic the Hedgehog."

[@rashditto6503]

666 likes

[@jackreid2664]

Hey, I think I remember a comment you made on internet historian's "hot singles" video.

[@jackreid2664]

@@michaelgallagher9534 sorry I remembered a funny comment from a while a go

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

@@jackreid2664 You don't gotta be sorry 'bout a dang thing.

[@rafeverao4105]

@@jackreid2664 I had no idea any of my comments would be noticed, but two of them being noticed by the *same person* makes me feel like I exist, so that's cool.

[@krshush]

"THEN EITHER SONIC IS A GOD OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!" has no business going as hard AND being as funny as it is

[@raisedbybears1991]

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE

[@neobro234]

Kris B. 12:44

[@seasaltine]

I thought this video would be about exposing the sins and unholiness in the sonic games according to the bible but i got something much better

[@Flowerboi145]

*_now that would have been interesting_*

[@blumoo9938]

that's actually a funny idea, wish someone would do that video too lmao

[@Asiliea]

Well, in the end, you did get _exactly_ that. Just not the bible you expected

[@Silverwind87]

Gaijin Goomba (THAT Gaijin Goomba) once talked about the Satanic references in Sonic '06.

[@mac6na6na26]

I’m scared. BDG has managed to not only show such emotion in the first few minutes of the video, but also managed to turn Sonic the Hedgehog into a religion

[@SonictheHedgehog]

Ἄφοβον ὁ θεός, ἀνύποπτον ὁ θάνατος καὶ τἀγαθὸν μὲν εὔκτητον, τὸ δὲ δεινὸν εὐεκκαρτέρητον"

[@MichaelO2000]

Sonic the Hedgehog Yes. I can fully understand this

[@tenlizard]

am I having a stroke????

[@tenlizard]

Baptize the god, with death and their goods, this is not the case " (comment below is probably like 99% more accurate)

[@tenlizard]

Im scared yall

[@tomatostarz]

Mk sure fam

[@maezelbop]

"That means his mass would have to infinitely expand" _DeviantArt has entered the chat._

[@wuraolaolagunju]

What have you done?! You've awakened an ancient evil!!

[@bonininini6947]

What about furaffinity? Its literally deviant art for furries.

[@siresquidzy2343]

@@bonininini6947 yeah, but deviantart is like furaffinity for sonic fans, so...

[@kieran.grant_]

Hi! I don't like this comment.

[@vm_duc]

you have summoned the most ancient evil of humanity

[@Heebie-Deebies]

Brian David Gilbert: Polygon Creator and Sonic Bible Enthusiast.

[@Aranohr]

Please refer to him as such

[@АсенДоцински]

Sonic Bible *Prophet*, excuse you!

[@TheREALTheRealAdam]

Don't forget: Scholar in Time Break Studies

[@FrenchToast663]

Bureaucratic Wunderkind

[@tracyh5751]

@Dylan Norman That's "Polygon dot com video producer" to you, sir and or madam.

[@HatRobyn]

It breaks my heart that some people only know sound clips of this video from tiktok, because this video is pure glory

[@charlations]

I came here from tiktok because I wanted to know where that sound came from. Chill...

[@HatRobyn]

@@charlations my heart is reforged to know that tiktok has brought people to this glorious video

[@local_ace_case]

too late to say this but i think that was a character arc

[@HatRobyn]

@@local_ace_case if there's one thing I learned through this, it's that it's never too late

[@AshlynMcCormick]

SO THAT'S WHERE "EITHER SONIC IS A GOD OR COULD KILL GOD AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE" CAME FROM

[@foiledagain1914]

Yup,

[@themyofmy]

Yup,

[@adrianjohnson2282]

Yup,

[@NerdySweets3]

Yup,

[@endersquid1132]

Yup,

[@madhatt3r93]

But there are no native hedgehogs in america, does that mean that sonic is an invasive species? Can sonic be legally hunted due to being a threat to native wildlife?

[@keroviniks]

You would be allowed to if not for the fact Sonic cannot be killed.

[@BenCol]

Where did his family come from originally then? How many generations ago? And why did they emigrate in the first place? Come on, Sega. Make ‘Sonic the Hedgehog: Trouble on Ellis Island’ so we can find out.

[@davidmorgan758]

MadHatt3r On the contrary, Sonic is legally allowed to hunt us

[@oscarheath5507]

MadHatt3r the toxic sludge thing is something sonic was told as a child to stop him feeling bad. In reality, sonic’s dad was shot by hunters. Sonic’s parents must have met in a country with hedgehogs (England?) and then moved to the states - the gene pool is too small in the states. Sonic is a first generation immigrant who’s father was effectively killed by the hedgehog equivalent of immigration enforcement. Sonic kisses human women because he has never met another hedgehog, besides his mother.

[@motherfuckingnewports]

Oscar Heath sonics dad was deported, the true villain in the sonic movie is the government

[@rileywakeford8773]

I stand by the fact that "either sonic is a god or could kill god and I do not care if there is a difference" is the greatest line ever spoken in all of Unraveled, perhaps the whole internet

[@randomperson346]

Indeed yes, I would argue the whole internet

[@firetarrasque4667]

While it is an iconic line, I would argue it may be outdone by "Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?"

[@aidenbrown7458]

Perhaps in all of English

[@Kirvirul]

"I'm a Luigi" is tied with it though

[@dragon1130]

Im not sure if it is the best line in Unraveled, but I agree that it is the best line ever spoken on the internet.

[@hehe5933]

I just noticed... The chaos emeralds are the seven deadly sins

[@ortherner]

bruh

[@ayaanmohammad6645]

Wait, then which sin is the stabilizer?

[@azathothdaemonsultan666]

@@ayaanmohammad6645 Pride.

[@yorelyoung6407]

@Hehe @Lind Morn You 2 are going to love this. Eggman and the Deadly Six also represent the 7 deadly sins. The wild one is wrath. The girl is lust. The one with the flower is envy. The fat one gluttony. The old one is sloth. The red one is pride. And Eggman is greed.

[@cowbeetheybop1981]

Kintobor is Robotnik backwards I feel used.

[@jennyinutil2018]

Ovi Kintobor Ivo Robotnik Ovi is similar to ovo. Which is egg

[@josephclark1166]

@@jennyinutil2018 OwO notices ur egg wut's this I am in pain from typing that

[@KooblyK]

I first read that as "Kinktober" and felt no confusion whatsoever

[@hotscottrulz]

I was today years old when I realised that Kintobor is Robotnik spelled backwards... Also, Kelsey Mixer , I’m glad I’m not the only one that misread that. Nevertheless, I still am going to celebrate Kinktober lol

[@tomhill3248]

...good catch, didn't even realize until you said something.

[@Jaynautic]

some of the lines you delivered were actually powerful *THEN EITHER SONIC IS A GOD, OR COULD KILL GOD. AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE*

[@justworks1200]

And I am willing to wield this bible *as a paladin wields a holy sword so that EXCISE SIN OUT FROM THE SONIC CANON!*

[@theponywriterthing3864]

..practically bursting with potential energy, The potential energy I shall reLEASE INTO A *HOLY FLAME SO I CAN BURN OUT THE BLASPHEMY FROM SONIC'S MODERN ITERATIONS*

[@aficionadoavacado559]

BDG is my spirit animal

[@asbestosfish_]

Jaynautic _Brian would probably make a better robotnik than Jim Carey._

[@DeeCross]

That's just the plot of 3D Sonic.

[@summerdawn4060]

Brian used this video to remind everyone that he was the top dog in his high school drama club

[@Sam-bp2dg]

I'm starting to understand why so many people are obsessed with this man

[@iKnowaNoah]

It's amazing how Sonic the Hedgehog is a franchise that manages to make everything proclaimed canon actually feel like a HEADcanon done by a frantic, 11-year-old fan

[@alinastanescu4430]

It's because our lord and saviour Sonic works in misterious ways or it's Robotnik trying to make you quit your faith

[@con_jer]

The fact the current Shadow is heavily implied not to be the the original but instead a robot clone.

[@angelicagover2187]

@@con_jer not really when you put the Shadow the Hedgehog game into account and Eggman's dialogue at 9:59 during the final battle cofirming otherwise but point still stands.

[@slavishentity6705]

@@con_jer If he was a robot I feel like that would be easy to figure out.

[@missbirdie4951]

BDG, John Mulaney, and Griffen McElroy are chaotic English majors

[@thatguyfromhighschoolthatn7655]

I’m now using Chaotic English Major as my alignment in D&D

[@felixc543]

We have enough Mad Scientists, it's time for the Mad Humanities Major

[@liamwhite3522]

John Mulaney = Chaotic Good Griffin McElroy = Chaotic Neutral BDG = Chaotic Evil

[@TheBrainSpecialist]

Add Mr. Regular to that list

[@Silverwind87]

@revolutionposthxc If everyone laughed at my degree, I would be chaotic as well.

[@socalacura1338]

*You could make a religion out of this*

[@matthewgallaway3675]

no don't

[@tomhill3248]

Sega fans already did, it's how the Sonic franchise survived Sonic 06. Look up geek critique he practically worships Sonic.

[@eugeneahn5730]

unexpected Bill Wurtz

[@metalgearzwei]

no don’t

[@metalgearzwei]

Tom Hill well you took this the exact wrong way

[@DannyJ-zi6ib]

“What religion do you believe in?” “Sonic” “What” “Chili dog”

[@theylorlr6677]

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[@risdio51]

Brian David Gilbert uses his 3000000000000000000000000000+ IQ to talk about Sonic, use the topic of Sonic to create a religion around Sonic, and then use the religion to confess that he has never played Sonic, only to flip the tables on the morals and claim that he is more pure for never being exposed to the fake non-canon Sonics.

[@kaleidoslug7777]

20 Intelligence, 20 Charisma, 0 Wisdom

[@TalosAcephalos]

@@kaleidoslug7777 0 sanity

[@mythshark409]

*Brian David Gilbert safety enthusiast and bureaucratic wunderkind

[@4dultw1thj0b]

He's so 3008

[@Nrqlme]

BDG is my new favourite person 2:18 First breakdown 4:40 Second breakdown 12:08 Third breakdown

[@nootdraws]

Nicolas Riquelme you forgot 7:37

[@Corviidei]

0:07 is a mini-breakdown I guess

[@annika2856]

I would argue that this entire video is a breakdown

[@rafeverao4105]

Each one with the dies irae, I see. Never was this piece so satisfying.

[@priyanshugoel3030]

Breakdown breakdown.

[@ErinGoBraghx]

The Sonic blue nail polish really completes this look and I am here for it

[@left8277]

I didn't even notice but now i can't take my eyes off them.

[@FrenchToast663]

BDG is *aesthetics*

[@hunterchewning6725]

I didn't even notice.

[@arnoclaesen8105]

is that why he wears it?

[@fireballninja01]

They look really good

[@InkyGhoul]

"Sonic, the light hearted character we all know and love, never knew his father, because he was reduced to sludge thanks to corporate polution" Yeah uh...That's par for the course in the series, really.

[@foreignwun8585]

Brian David Gilbert The man with 3 first names

[@nickarkells2401]

G I l b e r t

[@frawgfatale2073]

Grian Bavid Dildert**

[@nickarkells2401]

Cryin liein Frankfurt

[@sandrarivera1262]

A man to be feared and worshiped

[@trashbomb]

Foreign Wun Ryan George eat your heart out

[@benbb1758]

so in the sonic adventure two fandub where they call one of the emeralds a piss rock.....they were right?

[@thespaceofades2734]

They've made a surprising amount of accurate predictions in those fandubs. I'm fully convinced that they can see the future.

[@apple8ees]

@@thespaceofades2734 Do the fandubs technically follow tenet 30 then

[@blinkachu05]

@@apple8ees possibly.

[@bolrath6984]

So the fandubs are more canonically accurate than the actual sonic games

[@loganrenfrow2544]

@@bolrath6984 this whole time they were trying to show us the gospel and we didn't even realize.

[@sadgirlhours4088]

Sonic is not legally allowed to cry. There are multiple instances in the Sonic comics that he should be crying, but he isn't. Drafts show him crying, but the published peices are just him being mildly upset. So the whole Kentober thing won't work because Sonic legally can't be distressed or cry.

[@rowancook4369]

Isn't it because this one guy who used to work on Sonic comics works on his own comics based on Sonic ones and trademarked everything in his works so heavily that he made it so SEGA can barely go anywhere with Sonic end that he can't even cry? I forget how exactly he did all of it though

[@ReactRa]

@@rowancook4369 This was before the Ken Penders debacle. Sega already had a habit of putting in place arbitrary restrictions.

[@Foxy02016]

Jessica Torres I-I own some of the comics... he never gets sad...

[@bardssinisterstories2607]

HERETIC! BLASPHEMY!

[@victorthecollector9198]

I heared it's because he looks disturbing when he cries. Look up pictures, he does.

[@ash-tv3bu]

what i love about this one is that there's no explanation of where the concept came from. like, with combining e-sports and traditional sports, that was trying to capitalize on the lapse of sports coverage due to *The Situation.* the crash bandicoot dimension was created to perfectly replicate the contemporary period for the purpose of immersion. there's usually a logical thought process, and often that thought process is explained. but here... it really just feels like this concept came to him in a vision from an angry god...

[@goroakechi6126]

His work is now finished.

[@zoey-oey-oeyd4020]

i mean he probably decided to do a sonic video because of the sonic movie, but as for why he decided to go in the direction of biblical literalism….BDG, man

[@issanghessi5661]

"sonic either is a god or can kill god" sonic HAS killed a god (solaris the sun god, in sonic 06) hes also defeated a god and spared his life (perfect chaos)

[@alexanderh9642]

Are you quoting the false Sonic, here? At our great leader's awakening and proclamation of the truth? Heretics shall burn in holy hell fire

[@donaldchandler2520]

Correction: Heretics shall melt into the poisonous inferno of radioactive waste burns @@alexanderh9642

[@issanghessi5661]

@@alexanderh9642 forgive me Sonny, for i have beheld the false Sonic

[@JackNapier-pl2hv]

Don't forget dark gia

[@garrettbates9124]

And the 6 gross emeralds with a stabilizer is why original sonic only had 6 collectable emeralds

[@Azure-Flame-Bee]

Why do I feel like Bryan David Gilbert doesn't actually work at Polygon? Like, I'm pretty sure he just breaks into the Polygon offices at 2 in the morning, does some drugs snd then makes insane rants about stupid videogame stuff, uploads it to the Polygon youtube channel and escapes before any actual Polygon employee can arrive for work in the morning

[@Erik-zd2oi]

Bc that is what he does

[@thevirginmarty9738]

I'm pretty sure he's doing satire of all the people nitpicking over petty aspects of the Sonic games.

[@John-cz7fo]

It's not stupid Gwen it's religion!

[@landothatg2268]

I love how this is the only good content polygon produces

[@deusexmachinareznov4975]

its because the quality level of his content is about a hundred times higher than the rest of polygons content

[@fivehundredtwentyfive]

Polygon hit a fuckin' home run recruiting BDG. I rarely rewatch videos but I always find myself going back to this series (and his personal channel) because everything about it is rib-cracking funny to me. It's the sort of over-the-top pedantry that speaks to me as a human.

[@JonAdamich]

It's one of the few times I would say that the host didn't get lucky for landing the job, but the company. BDG is hilarious, and is the only reason I'm subscribed.

[@sayno2lolzisback]

*over-the-top neurotic

[@Very_Okay]

@@JonAdamich yeah i doubt i would have stuck around post McElroy-departure if it weren't for BDG being here. I love Pat and Simone and Russ, sure. (Does Russ even work here still?) But BDG is my beloved son with whom I am well pleased.

[@ProfOfBirdLaw]

He's cute too.

[@RedCloudfield]

@@ProfOfBirdLaw damn yes

[@sylvie_loves_frogs4951]

are we just. ignoring that fact that they mentioned that sonic had 5 sisters and. sonic canonically has a brother in sonic underground. anyway manic the hedgehog is trans-

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

Five sisters, actually. I won't stand for anyone spreading false truths about our Lord and saviour

[@VagueNaming]

@@marble-q6j they probably left sonic in the same way that his dad did

[@palebloodgamer3456]

Wait when did he become trans???

[@yourguysnow2783]

Guys it's a joke

[@milesgaunt6767]

@@palebloodgamer3456 >was girl >is boy

[@phione3962]

"Biblical literalism is just an early form of fandom"

[@chriskandt150]

Meh.

[@JP-pc1lb]

Not necessarily

[@elizabethblackmun1232]

the number of times I read kintobor as kinktober is... unfortunate

[@XanderGouws]

Kinktober is my favourite month

[@camelpimp]

oh okay good it wasn't just me

[@arcturusplays7773]

oh good i am among my peers

[@logicairforce3004]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one

[@randomperson20]

Others: Oh no Me: *OH YES*

[@toxicbambi6208]

Please do something with the legendary pokemon. I just desperately want someone to explain them to me the whole pantheon is really confusing lol

[@toxicbambi6208]

I'm sorry, *Pokeantheon

[@hunterchewning6725]

Yes please do. That stuff gets confusing.

[@Lovelandmonkey]

I didn’t know I wanted this until right now

[@anderstaylor6694]

+

[@brettd2308]

I second this. Great idea.

[@ForgeCD]

The "could be a god or could kill god" line is so beautiful but the fact that it's followed up by "and I do not care if there is a difference" just elevates it even higher

[@trendrekt8363]

I'm pretty sure that script from 12:10 to 12:49 just said [Mental breakdown]

[@girlhelp9736]

This entire video is a mental breakdown

[@farisali9205]

I think he needs a therapist

[@sunnysea24]

@@farisali9205 I think he actually has a therapist

[@blackjack5142]

@@sunnysea24 ya its pat

[@FrostSylph]

@@blackjack5142 and hes doing a fantastic job.

[@eddiephimansone7273]

I hope to one day commit like Brian does in this video.

[@eoincampbell1584]

commit what?

[@jake967]

@@eoincampbell1584 To the bit.

[@eoincampbell1584]

@@jake967 I was thinking cardinal sins.

[@immortalsun]

*in _all_ of his videos FTFY.

[@neitherbird4412]

I think you mean "be committed".

[@Spoocecow]

REQUEST: Market value of the things you can put in your house in Animal Crossing

[@Ghesh_Vargiet]

And the house itself

[@fruitylittleman8025]

i’d pay actual money for this

[@tacotuesdsy_8094]

How much bells are worth when compared to usd

[@matthewhope9621]

“I’m putting the refrigerators under the WTF category, because how the FUCK is a refigerator worth LESS than a GOD DAMN SHARK! Get up on outta here Nintendo with your inconceivable pricing systems!”

[@elizabethharris4151]

@polygon

[@nuclear_mech_wizard]

Some clerics explaining their religion: "Everything owes its existence solely and completely to sound. Sound is the very factor that ties it all together, without sound, there is nothing." Others: 12:36

[@goroakechi6126]

Deaf people: aight bet

[@beanstalk7426]

Hello again, Brian. I have come to you once more to provide 3 reasons for why you should consider calculating the amount of calories Kirby has consumed since 1992 (Dream Land). 1) Like most of your videos, this topic would address one of the most perplexing elements of video games: the caloric content of every single character, item, and inhale-able object across every installment of the Kirby franchise. 2) Determining these numbers would allow you to track which games provide the most calories for Kirby and what his metabolic rate might be. If you can determine this, you might be able to explain how he can absorb objects while still being able to retain his perfect form. 3) This final reason is most of all important. On this day 27 years ago, on April 27th, 1992, our pink lord and lovely savior came into being. Your video would not only be a belated appeasement to an all-consuming god, but it would be the only proper gesture of recompense. I write this for your safety, Brian. You are a treasure, invaluable to your viewers and the wider game culture you contribute to. However, I fear you are in danger of the Pink One’s beautiful wrath. In the event that you miss (or ignore) this entreatment, I will post it in every Unraveled video. Your lowly subscriber, Jack P.S. The final-final reason is that I have Kirby's phone number.

[@tomhill3248]

You're doin gods work son.

[@SergeantRD]

I genuinely am concerned for your well being, you made to clear if a case here, would you like to co-star in a video with BDG about this?

[@thatbadplayer2243]

Jack this is the greatest idea mankind has produced

[@jetstreamsam9580]

Jack's CALLING -THE POLICE- KIRBY

[@squashyhex9818]

Well, a Kirby vid got made

[@Sarah-vo2qu]

Whenever he started yelling I became a young child frightened by a screaming Gene Wilder in a chocolate factory

[@m0xxie-pr7ju8ex4u]

OH GOD NO-

[@faunaria7127]

"When will you learn, when will you learn, that YOUR ACTIONS HAVE C O N S E Q U E N C E S?"

[@villaimouse]

I love how instead of having Sonic named Sonny, a perfectly fine name that makes sense given his nickname, he's instead Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog as per the Archie Comics canon.

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

Why can't his name just be Sonic?

[@madeleineharlow2466]

The funniest thing about this is that archie canon is way more in line with this bible than the japanese one lol

[@johnnygyro2295]

@@madeleineharlow2466 What about the Fleetway Comics?

[@emi_is_absent]

​@@judeconnor-macintyre9874whenever learning something new about archie comics sonic, take what a reasonable person would do and reverse it, because that is the thought process of ken penders

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

@@emi_is_absent Thanks.

[@AkatsukiEater]

unraveled has already reached its logical conclusion in episode 7 by starting a cult, and im excited to see where brian could *possibly* go from here. great job

[@nickhawkinson]

TBH I think it's just gonna keep going until he dies of an aneurysm on camera

[@diggory4ii385]

It ends with him making an actual game about why game lore is so fascinating.

[@lylapark8116]

It ends with him creating new, massive, multigame franchises with detailed and far-reaching lore, just so he can break them down in every new Unraveled.

[@Inoka01]

it ends when while filming, a CIA team drops in and kidnaps him for revealing government secrets about animal crossing and taking him to a blacksite.

[@moorephasiaj.3430]

I READ KINTOBOR AS KINKTOBER omg I was so confused

[@peaceflowerstudios6833]

SAME I HATE MYSELF FOR THIS

[@emanemonee]

Ugh same. Too much tumblr

[@GayBrain]

Horny ink artists be like

[@semenandgayuncle]

Same

[@nootdraws]

1, goretober, for when the artist wants to get spoopy 2, inktober, for when the artist wants to be creatively challenged 3, kinktober, for when the artist needs to get it out of their system before no nut November

[@xXsolar99Xx]

11:31 - You could make a religion out of this 12:51 - No, don't

[@oliviacodino4007]

eyyy

[@msmx9088]

autonomousAscension we have to convince him to go crazy again & go through w/ this religion / religious cult

[@funny-guppy-gaming]

im pretty sure thats a quote out of bill wurtz

[@msmx9088]

TankFortress25 wut

[@katsukeys2092]

The original comment was a reference to bill wurtz’s video ‘history of the entire world, I guess’

[@meeeeeeeeeeeee.eeeeeeeeeeeeeem]

"EITHER HE IS A GOD,OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!"-The Winter King, 2019

[@scrungybingus285]

“There’s no evidence that Eggman sees Sonic as his son” *Metal Sonic wants to know your location*

[@tomhill3248]

Getting checked by a real Sonic fan right here. Heck I never even owned a genesis and even I see it.

[@Shadow-gc6le]

I think he said that there's no evidence Sonic doesn't see eggman as father figure.

[@ntsazazel]

I was SO upset that they didn’t reference any of this deep lore in the movie

[@smallbeanmusic2187]

NTS Azazel isn't the movie located in Nebraska, I haven't watched the movie yet

[@ntsazazel]

Small bean music The movie is set in Montana for whatever reason

[@Silverwind87]

I suppose Tom ultimately becomes Sonic's father figure. You can't tell me that movie didn't end with Tom adopting Sonic.

[@Silverwind87]

@@ntsazazel Eh, close enough.

[@aidenbrown7458]

It didn’t come out yet

[@MalaysianGov]

I will watch literally anything by Brian David Gilbert

[@Heebie-Deebies]

@@storityme7041 No u

[@Finity_Dust]

He has a channel.

[@MalaysianGov]

@My Life With Lucario Pokemon Cartoon Hmmm. I wouldn't agree that it's plagiarized. I think you're referring to Cybershell's video where he reads the Sonic Bible, right? (That's what I'm assuming anyway, but please correct me if you're thinking of something more specific). Just because BDG uses the same term of "Sonic Bible" utilizes the same text doesn't mean that the rest of the video is plagiarism. I'm not sure where the term Sonic Bible came from, whether it was Cybershell or somewhere else, but BDG's video is still a unique argument and application of the Sonic Bible even if BDG isn't the first person to "unearth" the text itself.

[@MalaysianGov]

@My Life With Lucario Pokemon Cartoon Gotcha - makes sense to me. Cheers!

[@gamersriseup4147]

The only Polygon videos I watch are the ones with him, everything else I skip.

[@bally7675]

"LET SONIC CRY OVER THE LOSS OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN, SEGA! YOU COWARDS!" is an underrated line that is powerful

[@drizzlecake]

I love how brian basically goes insane for a few minutes at the end of almost every unraveled

[@detrilogue3174]

He isn't unraveling these video game canons, the games are unraveling him.

[@giammyv]

*BDG UNRAVELS* (because of) the Sonic the Hedgehog Bible

[@calamaribowl8683]

Which one DIDN'T?!

[@swordswaltzing]

im like 80% sure i've had this exact mental breakdown at 2 am before

[@frogpillow8880]

that's the summary of every Unraveled video, bby

[@swordswaltzing]

@@frogpillow8880 fair point

[@JoshDudley]

Should figure out the cutest monster in the witcher franchise Edit: Wow this got a lot of likes

[@Pokefunguy]

werewolves

[@lukes.854]

It got hearted!

[@ZwoolkTheNarwhale]

nah its the botchling

[@CynicBlaze]

That's kinda cheating tho seeing as Leshens and Fiends exist in that world

[@omaranimationsbr]

Succubi ;)

[@c0dex306]

This has huge ‘your actions have consequences’ energy

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

You have "super hot girl" energy

[@aidenblack7038]

No one introuduce this guy to warrior cats.If he takes sonic this seriously than that book series would flat out make him have a meltdown with the clan's religion,prophecies and the authors forgetting that characters are supposed to be dead.

[@xCindyLouWhox]

Nóra Fekete Omg I haven’t seen anybody reference these books in a LONG time, this is one of my fave book series of all time!! It isn’t well-known enough.

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

Are you kidding me ABSOLUTELY introduce this guy to warrior cats

[@Silverwind87]

@@lemmetalkaboutthis He's gonna create an OC named Redbull.

[@pravda9646]

He literally never played sonic, I highly doubt he would pretend to care about that series lol. It isn't memeable enough

[@mossycave3865]

They literally had a cat go from apprentice to elder in an arc cuz they forgot about them it's great

[@coreyvidal]

Timecode: 12:36 You're welcome.

[@julianan-r4455]

THANK YOU SO MUCH I AM DYING 😂

[@henrydavis8585]

Thank you

[@donaldpollock4799]

You dare blasphemy the origin of how the sonic bible was created, for your petty love for madness IF NOT TO KNOW THE CREATION OF THE BIBLE, THY SHALL NOT FEEL THE FORCE OF A RANT FOR SONIC AND HIS TRUE BIBLE Joke comment

[@thatlibrarysmell720]

It took me straight to an ad

[@novathefallenstarwarrior]

Thank you

[@colsen2498]

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN... WHEN WILL YOU LEARN... THAT YOUR ACTIONS.... HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!

[@Royal_Fortune]

Colsen 24 he’s actually a cool guy in person

[@unknowncreature-0069]

13:15 "Biblical literalism is just an early form of fandom." -Brian David Gilbert, 2019

[@raelaash4759]

"needle mouse" is actually how you call hedgehogs in Japanese (harinezumi, hari = needle, nezumi = mouse) so his name mightve actually been Mr Hedgehog? if the ORIGINAL wasnt english i mean

[@thomasjean7191]

a miss translation in the holy text, we must purge the monk that faltered for leading us astray from the perfect will of the holy one

[@akrinornoname2769]

So they are actual ouch mouses?

[@raelaash4759]

@@akrinornoname2769 they are if you pet them too strong yes

[@Silverwind87]

@@akrinornoname2769 pointy mice *gasp* MOUSE POINTERS!

[@Xick]

Just looked it up. On the concept art, it's "Mr.ハリネズミ". "Needlemouse" never existed.

[@EakinSnyder]

Plz halp: How do I nail 95 copies of a KZbin video to a church door?

[@AlexisFloofer]

Print the URL and then stick those to the door

[@jasonfenton8250]

@@AlexisFloofer Print every frame and staple them together.

[@Erik-zd2oi]

i understood that reference www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-understood-that-reference

[@gojisoar]

Luther is that you

[@Psych0ticCamel]

99*

[@griffin1155]

this week on “the polygon twink falls into madness” the polygon twink becomes the messiah

[@dianarojo-jewell6091]

Griffin I cannot believe you've murdered me to death in laughter by referring to Brian David Gilbert as "The Polygon Twink"

[@griffin1155]

Diana Rojo-Jewell well he is.

[@nicos4790]

This man was the apprentice to a traveling Methodist missionary in the early 19th century in a past life

[@eggplantwarden4338]

Just realized that Kintobor backwards is Robotnik

[@tenlizard]

Me too smh

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Oh my fucking god I hate that. It's Alucard all over again.

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

@@ezekielmartin4323 more like alucard is kintobor all over again

[@AmandaBee]

fuc k

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

@@AmandaBee same

[@athenakvamme7550]

I need an update on how Brian David Gilbert is handling the Sonic trailer drop

[@cevichegrace]

Further update on the re-drop

[@staranc1227]

He, probably just had a mental Breakdown.. Allso,... LeGs!¡ 0:07 (Imagine How Relieved he was after the re-designe 😅)

[@tylerchristou2001]

So is no one gonna point out how the idea of a science oriented, yet humorous and youthful hero working with his father figure after becoming an orphan and ending up creating the machines that cause said father figure to turn evil resulting in him having to fight him to save everyone is the EXACT plot of Spider-Man PS4?

[@EdElric15652000]

Tyler Christou 5HeAd

[@Sir_Bucket]

Spider man was a Sonny plagiat all along

[@yormpbirdhouse4407]

Oh shit

[@queruba.]

hoLY *SHIIIIIIT*

[@EddieB-ready]

HOLY SHIT, SPIDER-MAN IS MORE OF A SONIC GAME THAN A SONIC GAME.

[@hitzsche5040]

Something tells me he just binged all of SnapCubes real-time fan dubs and made this video.

[@hitzsche5040]

Ok just finished the video, ummm… maybe buy a straight jacket, idk just a suggestion

[@minimanbeast1014]

This is a normal tuesday for this guy, i recomend the other unravled episodes

[@temporalCaster]

Unfortunately I'm pretty sure the snapcube dubs were made after BDG had already left polygon :o(

[@asagothe_fander]

@@temporalCaster does he have his own KZbin channel? Because if so I’m definitely subbing to it

[@gastlygod10]

​@@asagothe_fanderyep

[@marx4538]

Brian David Gilbert is beatiful.

[@jakemarchbank]

Damn right

[@FrenchToast663]

I will fight you all for him

[@JRRPG_Tolkien]

The spelling error of beautiful implies that Brian is holy and heavenly, and since he just spent 14 minutes extolling the tenets and virtues of the Sonic Bible, I can only agree with you.

[@crabbycosplay]

Rank all Pokemon on how good they would taste

[@BlazarTBG]

I'm disgusted, yet intrigued

[@natetuimaseve7426]

@@BlazarTBG Like having sex with Danny Devito.

[@FliteWulf]

Yeah I would pay for this with a piece of my soul

[@oopsiexistnow]

Can we get this pinned and sent directly to Brian?

[@Alabaster1223]

Omg yessss

[@meme6455]

Every time BDG says 'Hardly, Nebraska' I keep thinking he's describing Nebraska as hardly and after being mildly confused, I get mildly annoyed afterwards

[@emmae2520]

It sounds like a parody of "Almost, Maine"

[@Cheezbuckets]

I feel like half the time I see a completely wild name for an American city, I want to believe that it’s a joke, but then it turns out to be real. But I come from a country with such city names as Moose Jaw and Salmon Arm, so who am I to judge?

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

@@Cheezbuckets all city names are weird

[@Cheezbuckets]

@@mikaroni_and_cheez That’s fair lol

[@Zeffer32]

This gives 'Ding dong! Texas is a real place!' vibes

[@TheBrotherhoodofCadendale]

i am furious with myself for not recognizing that "kintobor" is robotnik backwards sooner

[@bucketblunderbuck]

Kintobor Robotnik Seriously the same level of logical naming as naming your kid after yourself, @ Dracula/Alucard

[@mikehenderson7907]

Emily Buck Kaleds. Daleks.

[@ollie_3948]

Dracula actually named his son Adrian, Alucard changed his name to Alucard because he thought it was cool and edgy

[@B0K0691]

@@ollie_3948 No, Adrian changed his name to Alucard because the people of Wallachia saw him as the complete opposite of Dracula. Thus, Alucard was born

[@ollie_3948]

@@B0K0691 I was joking with the cool and edgy bit but you're right

[@livysimkowiak9342]

I think my favorite example of dumb backwards naming has to be ekans and arbok

[@thebenjcrew]

rank pokemon based of the amount of power they would have if the pokedex was 100% true

[@zanthe_]

This is legitimately a great idea

[@kylejscheffler]

This needs more up votes

[@elijahmuller5041]

Gardevoir, macargo and obviously arceus would probably be very high on the list

[@marcusleatham4080]

PLEAAAASSSEEE

[@tenlizard]

That is actually an amazing idea

[@sage5652]

*either sonic is a god, or could kill god. and i do not care if there is a difference* yeah fair enough

[@gkaktus9996]

"biblical literalism is just an early form of fandom" -Brian David Gilbert