Rejects from Tom's Ideas Board: The Early Years

Tom has come up with many ideas over the years, but it's time to let some of them go.
MATT: / unnamedculprit | TOM: / tomscottgo
Similar from Matt:
Five Minutes in Matt's Mind: • Five Minutes in Matt's...
Pendulum - Slam: • Pendulum Slam
(the bit we were singing was 1m20 in)
Disco carriages in trains: • BackpackersXpress and ...
Pips: en.wikipedia.o...

[@EddieTheLiar]

Isn't an uphill zipline just a ski lift?

[@TwatMcGee]

But faster...

[@chevtothemax]

Rocket ski lift

[@RudyBleeker]

Everyone who has played The Secret of Monkey Island knows that a zipline works 2 ways when using a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle

[@mata5724]

if you're a square

[@GamesFromSpace]

I think it would just be a rope going uphill.

[@TheGreatSteve]

The confidence door would have to randomly not work in order to diminish confidence.

[@OriginalPiMan]

The Great Steve Nah, it just needs to be the last in a series of doors to get through, but the only one that relies on confidence.

[@JsnKrishna]

Wouldn't the door then be a metaphor for life in general?

[@samwilson4870]

Heavy, dude...

[@StopChangingUsernamesYouTube]

Could have all but one door open practically instantly, and that one would be near the end and open exactly as fast as it needs to for a safe entry, which is somehow just slightly worrying to the person approaching.

[@breakfast-burrito]

This is really a thing. At my work (in a factory) there are giant ultra-quick roll up doors for the forklifts. To activate them, you have to be moving and like a forklift. If you walk up to the door you’ll totally hit. But give it a brisk walk or run, and it flies open.

[@ThurstonCyclist]

Idea: a park bench video but the audio is dubbed in later, Matt providing Tom's voice and vice versa.

[@deutschmaster21]

"When is Google gonna shut down Google+?" Well, now you know...

[@schlimmbotg472]

ConnorD425 before that it was google + on top the whole time

[@JoshStobart]

Hi, 2021 here, Google stadia is fine. It's doing great. It's being supported by.... oh.

[@USG_Gaming]

Hi, later 2021 here, still as bad as ever :D

[@Krutonium]

@@JoshStobart Google Stadia is now dead.

[@AlRoderick]

There's a VR implementation of Google Earth, and now I'm imagining someone implementing a miniature golf game where you're Godzilla sized and the ball is the size of a van.

[@hamnavoeper]

Oh YES! I want this

[@gwenynorisu6883]

That is _genius._ Though I have feeling you may have learned about the VR Google Earth by seeing a race across LA between that and a real car...

[@wojciechmuras553]

I'm almost praying to finally get Earth VR on PSVR at this point...

[@VioletZCato]

if no one is working on that hit me up (:

[@Nosmo90]

1:09: Matt flips the bird, presumably at Editing Room Tom. 1:11: Matt looks directly at the camera, in a way that makes it clear to Editing Room Tom that the bird-flipping was not accidental. xD

[@ddbsiblings7265]

I was looking for this comment!

[@peachierose3356]

Woah I didn't notice that- wow damn

[@weasdown]

Did anyone else think Tom meant how far can you physically push a Buddhist along a street? 😆

[@EnbyFranziskaNagel]

Yes

[@None_NoneType]

Yup

[@phiro4305]

No

[@holdonnow_youngster]

..yes

[@465aj]

No

[@mattandtom]

As terrible ideas go, some of these are actually quite good! --Matt

[@maxximumb]

Uphill zipline, give your friend Colin Furze a ring. I'm guessing that could make for an interesting collaboration. The Furze Bench.

[@maxximumb]

Sequels to How far Could you Push a Buddhist. Agitating Abbots, Friar Frustrations, Perturbations of a Priest, Can you Bother a Brother? Chafing Cenobites, Exacerbating an Eremite, Hassle a Hermit, Preacher Provocation, Vicar Vexing and the Grand Final, Papal Provocation.

[@Nadia1989]

I'd love if some station does the farting pips for April's fools!

[@Onlythebesttracks]

Tearable? :)

[@samuelyoung1]

how far can you push a buddhist is actually quite a fascinating psychological question

[@dark0films]

That breakdancing or falling over one would actually be interesting for an interactive intermission in your next Citation Needed live.

[@maxximumb]

Tom, When you are riding a motorbike in the rain, you don't actually need a wiper. The shape of the visor means the air pushes the rain off the sides. If it's not running off fast enough, then you just need to turn your head a fraction of a degree to change the airflow pattern. When you are driving slow, most riders have their visor up. Also you can buy wet weather gloves with a patch of fabric on the back of the thumb, you can use as a wiper. Some manufacturers have even made gloves with an actual mini rubber wiper blade / squeegee on the back of the thumb.

[@maxximumb]

Uphill zipline, give your friend Colin Furze a ring. I'm guessing that could make for an interesting collaboration. The Furze Bench.

[@maxximumb]

ASMR roulette is a real thing when watching ASMR playlist on KZbin without AdBlock. KZbin is great for adding a really loud ad in amongst a nice relaxing playlist.

[@windhelmguard5295]

î have a better idea for an uphill zipline. build a downhill zipline at 20° tilt objects in the background, as well as the camera by 40° film yourself going down the zipline

[@Firecul]

As a biker I can attest the thumb squeegee on my gloves is great, in the rain and snow. Especially that light drizzle that doesn't bead up and roll off properly.

[@Aeleas]

I've got a thumb squeegee on a pair of snowboarding mittens as well.

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

Straight-up, that Baited Breath line may be one of the funniest one-liners in maritime horror movie history. Unfortunately, it was said during a KZbin video-log on a park bench in a park on land.

[@kickthejetengine]

That radiostation was without a doubt 100%NL and most dutch people would agree it's not the most high-brow music haha

[@vel0city96]

As a Dutch guy I can only add to this: 100%NL's sole purpose is to remind you there are other stations out there that you should switch to.

[@MatthewWalster]

I hadn't listened to the radio in years, with the exception of BBC Radio 4. However, since moving to the Netherlands and occasionally hiring a Car2Go, I must say there are some really good Dutch radio stations for some really niche tastes ;)

[@eduardvaniersel7535]

100%NL is bloody awful. It is meant for those who are simple minded.

[@MatthewWalster]

Eduard van Iersel ... And me!

[@JasperJanssen]

knightshousegames oh no, not at all like a classic rock station. Those play decent music. My dentist has 100%NL on always.

[@raquelfernandez5533]

Doughnut roulette: that's actually a German tradition for a specific holiday. You buy as many doughnuts with jam as people minus 1 and then 1 with mustard in it. The one who ends up eating the mustard one is supposed to have extra luck for the whole season.

[@kossboss]

Yucky 😂

[@entropyzero5588]

Not only have I never heard of this tradition despite having live in Germany my whole life, I also wouldn't know where to get a doughnut filled with mustard 0o

[@akrinornoname2769]

@@entropyzero5588 Probably some regional thing

[@MsBlulucky]

@@entropyzero5588 I worked in a confectionery in northern Germany and every year a hand full of people would order mustard filled doughnuts on New year's Eve. So it's not like everyone does it, but it definitely happens!

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

I played something similar to this in about 2013 and I'm sure it was used in a reality TV show at some point.

[@Mousy677]

I can't get over the way matt's gave lights up when tom says "unironic key changes after the middle eight"

[@powder-phun949]

Ollie Embourne I would like to know, what that means.

[@iamhere6893]

@@powder-phun949 Try The Beatles - And I love her

[@robertwilloughby8050]

I think "gave" was meant to be "face".

[@rosiefay7283]

2:16 I just like how Matt suggests some pop culture refs for how pop might be cheesy, but Tom meant something musicological. Anyway, the truck driver's gear change has been a pop cliché for ages, hasn't it.

[@mdunkman]

"Sole Mates" a web service to match people with oddly sized feet. For example, my left foot is a half size larger than my right. Surely there is someone out there who is my opposite and has similar taste in footwear.

[@Excludos]

mdunkman I'm immediately stealing this idea!

[@mdunkman]

Go for it, just please do it properly.

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

My left foot is a whole size smaller than my right.

[@Jivvi]

Amputees already do something like this, by connecting with someone who has the same shoe size and the opposite leg amputated.

[@casperes0912]

mdunkman I’d make an app for this if I thought the audience was even remotely big enough for more than 4 people to ever use it

[@bpery1614]

Matt's Cheryl Cole impression completely floored me ngl

[@Mrgamer7281]

Omg I need to see an image quiz for “Are they break dancing, or are they falling over?” That would be hilarious

[@robburgess4556]

What if you put the Buddhist on a skateboard, how far could you push him/her then?

[@mindmaster_osu]

He would be as stoic as a board.

[@jonathanknox5202]

I don't know, but I bet if he were on the end of a lever long enough, with a fulcrum placed correctly, Archimedes could push him quite far.

[@richardleonhard3971]

Further.

[@breakfast-burrito]

13:42 this actually exists. At my work we have these giant roll-up doors that work insanely quick. They are meant for forklifts in motion, not people walking (there are normal doors right next to them) so you have to be moving at quite a clip. If you walk up to the door, you’ll hit it. If you give it a brisk platform 9 3/4 run, it opens right up.

[@teddymasters1347]

Thanks to this video I regularly use the phrase "like a maggoted lung I wait with baited breath"

[@alicexylanthrax6169]

Tom discovering "Piratenmuziek" (pirate music) makes me even more embarrassed to be Dutch. I'm deeply sorry for your eardrums.

[@honeycombfromheaven]

Still waiting for a Park Bench explaining "We Shred Your Comments Live"! Or is that going to be a five-years-later retrospective?

[@devastator5042]

honeycombfromheaven been expecting something, but sometimes the best jokes are the ones we don't understand

[@Kraigon42]

Personally, I don't need an explanation. It stood for everything I believe in and I loved it.

[@moviepenguin]

They have now!

[@Tarantio1983]

I'm waiting for an episode of The Park Bench filmed in front of a live studio audience from Google's KZbin Space live!

[@PaulPaulPaulson]

I once build a face recognition controlled motorized tablet/mobile holder which always turns the screen towards me. Guess i could upgrade it to show a video of water that is not boiling .

[@lucillerenard9019]

Aaaaaay! That would be so cool

[@TheVanuPhantom]

JUST DO IT!

[@XxJ0nas98xX]

That's like that guy on KZbin who built a laser that aims at his eye, except your idea is practical

[@Slackow]

Paul Paulson “upgrade”

[@jordy_3d]

Michael Reeves is "that guy" Shedinja mentioned for those interested

[@MaydupNem]

the fact that Tom Scott is one of the most formal and "proper" youtubers and at the same time produces a never ending stream of completely unhinged and juvenile hilarity whenever he's unscripted is wonderful

[@metalwhere]

I like the "how far can you push a Buddhist" idea, but another way how far can you push them in a cart/buggie/lorry, etc...

[@garrettnix]

12 hours later and the website (is Matt grey bigger than you) referenced is already made. Granted it's very simple but still, someone bothered to do it. Nice.

[@justawatchin2]

It contains a surprising amount of Javascript for three letters on a screen.

[@DaVince21]

But it was worth it to have my browser download 265 kilobytes worth of JavaScript and CSS to display those three letters.

[@kusalg]

@@justawatchin2 it's actually running the checks. Entirely justified

[@superrinusblick4222]

how tall is he anyway?

[@mrnonamekid4030]

@@superrinusblick4222 he is 6'4 I think

[@MacPrince]

"It's exactly like the Kennedy Space Center, except the rocket's a bit more phallic." Tom, you predicted Blue Origin.

[@Axalon45]

How long was the 'dot matrix printout of stream comments fed into a shredder' idea on that list before implementation?

[@fadefade]

As a headphone user, my earballs thank you for removing the yell!

[@ragnkja]

Your eardrums and cochleae, perhaps?

[@mrwalk6171]

Depends how heavy the Buddhist is...

[@Shadow81989]

physics!

[@rath60]

Techanicallly it depended on how worldly their mass is

[@NoNameAtAll2]

@@rath60 their*

[@rath60]

@@NoNameAtAll2 there

[@tempest_dawn]

Anxiously awaiting the inevitable part two.

[@inthegrass11]

this video inspired me to start writing down my crap ideas. I'm 16 now, and hopefully I'll look back on it at 30 and laugh

[@peachierose3356]

Yep thanks for inspiring me! I'm about the same age and I should do that too!

[@josephwodarczyk977]

Do you have any plans to assassinate the switch and retake your throne?

[@burnhavoc]

I'm tempted to do the ASMR roulette using goat scream videos as the 1 in 10.

[@LeopardAzure]

I braced myself for the yell and it never came. My ears appreciate you for that but I am still sorely disappointed

[@knightshousegames]

Pendulum Kazoo Orchestra would actually make a great intermission for a Tech Diff live show.

[@JackGladstoneHolroyde]

'google hangout quiz show' 2020 mocks you, Sir.

[@swiftlymurmurs]

That's just my university course

[@Minefors]

that middle finger at the start from mat

[@phillo12]

I would've thought this would get more attention in the comments. I love the subtle jab at Tom that he would only catch in editing.

[@joelshort2907]

For what it's worth, I had to pause the video to control my laughter at 'Skylights: trepanning for houses'.

[@p1rgit]

trepanating?

[@SonOfFurzehatt]

How about a zipline built like a counterweighted funicular railway - one person goes up while another person goes down.

[@JohnSmith-dt1tw]

I definitely want the never-boiling kettle

[@chetniksrb333]

John Smith just unplug your kettle

[@MacPrince]

With OpenCV and some Python on a Raspberry Pi it wouldn't even really be that hard. They have mains relays you can control from the I/O pins...

[@thallan]

Plug it in to an american outlet

[@quakquak6141]

I once made a bot that gives every facebook post a grrr reaction, does it count as a "great idea"?

[@UserName-yx4vg]

quak quak ITS GRRRRRRRRREAT

[@qwqeqrqtqz]

As someone living in Austria I am genuinely surprised you know DJ Ötzi (and to be honest you would probably be better off if you didn't)

[@marcoaurelio4903]

Ohh this is GREAT for the year that we dont have eurovision!

[@OrangeC7]

13:01 *CONGRATULATIONS to all who said April 2nd, 2019!*

[@aetu35]

when they are saying the tune of something in sync and grinning like children in the process you know they are FRIENDS

[@mindmaster_osu]

Injecting into the custard hole. Round 2. I will see myself out.

[@theJellyjoker]

Cheryl Vole, must be a friend of Cindy Crawfish.

[@MrHolozip]

I just spent 20 minutes learning about the BBC pips, their history, the equipment used, and varous mishaps that have occured over the years. Thank Matt!

[@okuno54]

How do you *not* know what "I'm going to inject my hot sauce through your custard hole" is a euphemism for‽

[@schadenfreudebuddha]

are the bats in west side story the weapons, or the characters?

[@dracobengali]

I thought the characters were the fish and the airplanes?

[@colinbergmann5750]

schadenfreudebuddha yes.

[@agl8689]

Oh this is a take i was imagining baseball bats

[@freddierhodes8201]

We in the future consider bats WMDs

[@Xorua]

Tom put his glasses on and the channel very suddenly reverted to many, many years ago

[@Timeward76]

Drilling holes in the skull is actually a legitimate way to treat increased intracranial pressure, though it's not as commonly used nowadays as a shunt or the proper method of removing a section of the skull, it's more of a "low resource" procedure. The holes in the skull thing used to be done to get rid of spirits, I believe, not really increased pressure as I'm not even sure the concept of pressure was a thing when this was a custom.

[@michaelfischer4752]

The Doughnut-Roulette is an actual thing here in Germany. Every year on New Year's Eve, we get a boatload of Doughnuts from the bakery, usually with jam or egg liqueur filling. On New Year's Eve though bakeries will fill one of your ordered doughnuts with mustard. That's why we have a Douhgnut-Roulette every year.

[@matthew.datcher]

I'll never forget the night I was commuting home from work on the train when the conductor mentioned the quiet car someone near me screamed "And this is the loud car!"

[@simonro9168]

Regarding the helmet windscreen wiper: Some motorcycle gloves do have a piece of rubber like the blade of a windscreen wiper on the index finger.

[@nullFoo]

"Then I looked at the Google Street View API and thought nope can't be bothered building that" yeah I relate to this sentence

[@keyrousse]

Every time I see Tom wearing his little glasses I wonder how blind he is without them...

[@diante50]

Now would be the perfect time to start doing a Tom Scott quiz show.

[@swedneck]

ASMR roulette, 1 in 10 times it's just porn.

[@wierdalien1]

Tim Stahel isnt that all ASMR?

[@any1alive]

well 9 in 10 tiems asmr videos are jsut boobs and clevage sooo...

[@tallatech]

You already used the "Comedy Space Center" as a prize on the podcast

[@ragnkja]

Chris said he'd probably enjoy that prize, too.

[@timothymclean]

5:18: I initially assumed that was literal. Like, how far can you shove a Buddhist? 13:10: That sounds like a hilarious safety violation.

[@MacPrince]

"Is Matt Gray Bigger Than You?" *laughs in 6ft. 9in.* *laughs metrically in 205.74cm*

[@TachEdits]

Well damn, Google Hangout quiz show was definitely Disconnected, and I'm glad that got revisited.

[@yonvolt]

never expected a happy/uk hardcore reference from matt of all people

[@hansgunter4709]

Have you guys seen the guy that made a Laserpointer always shine into his eye? He also made a speaker screaming internet comments in his room 24/7

[@AlexSh789]

11:08 "Uphill zip line" - Mark Rober already built that.

[@therealquade]

I think japan already has loli-pop-idols

[@ame9418]

yes they called it idols and akb is probably one of them.

[@job3rg]

That sounds like something you should go to jail for.

[@lrminer2024]

Different kind of Loli though

[@meetaverma8372]

But they're not the same thing you know

[@therealquade]

I love how this is a 2 year old comment that I have long since forgotten the joke for, beyond it being about something specific, I think it had to do with pop as in soda, but I can't remember. after a bit of googling I have in fact found loli-pop soda, but it's not actually a japanese product.... Can't be sure if that was the joke I was making, It was 2 years ago. Just shows the activity on this video still exists.

[@dbackscott]

Love the interplay between the two of you.

[@tomwilliams2705]

The absolute best thing about the doors in Takeshi's castle is that the rules don't say you're not allowed to continue if you hit the fake door, they say you can't continue if you don't go through. There were a few people who ran straight through the plywood and kept going

[@IllWillTheThrill]

Watching this makes me feel like the quiet one in a group of 3 people talking.

[@mart9125]

"EastEnders Duff detector" might relate to the surge in power demand from people switching kettles on to have a hot drink after watching EastEnders. I'm not certain if this has already been mentioned but I'm sure it was a bit of trivia from a while ago?

[@donaldasayers]

I am so glad someone else has had the "confident door" idea. A friend and I thought of it over 30 years ago during a drunken night in a pub. It must only open if you are walking fast enough to cause a painful impact should it not open, obviously this happens infrequently at random. And putting your hands out doesn't work...

[@Glisern]

Wouldn't an uphill zipline, just be called a ski lift?

[@derschleichende]

GENIUS

[@WildBluntHickok]

An uphill zipline would be a ski lift with no seat. Just a handle you dangle under.

[@ragnkja]

@@WildBluntHickok It would be a platter lift, but used as an aerial lift instead of a surface lift.

[@darcygardner415]

Copied

[@Lepong20]

In this last week, I've watched all of park bench, most of citations needed and more of the other playlists on toms channel. I love you guys and you make great content

[@Paulthefonz]

"Inject hot sauce through the custard hole" is my new favourite phrase and I intend to use it every day from now on

[@brandy1011]

I remember that once in Takeshi's Castle, a guy broke straight through one of the plywood "doors". Talk about "confidently approaching a door"!

[@dylc413]

Doughnut roulette! One is jam! The rest are filled with VIAGRA!

[@Excludos]

Dylan Collins Man I hope I don't end up getting the one with jam in it :(

[@TheHuntermj]

Three people get jam donuts and the last one gets stiffed...

[@t.bfisher5855]

What you have there my amigo is the startings of a Viagra doughnut orgy

[@WildBluntHickok]

@@t.bfisher5855 Shouldn't that be all but one are filled with Viagra then? You don't want to get the one with jam.

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

I've done Doughnut Roulette and it was in 2013, before this video was made. It worked exactly as described.

[@MsBlulucky]

We kinda have the doughnut roulette in Germany. It's a common thing to eat jam filled doughnuts (they're called Berliner, Pfannkuchen or Krapfen, depending on where you live) on New year's Eve and sometimes (especially when you celebrate in a bigger group of people) there is one doughnut filled with mustard instead of jam.

[@PaulPaulPaulson]

The right hand is the wrong hand?

[@geobas1]

Paul Paulson was going to comment "technically you'd be shifting with the right hand"

[@phamuc11735]

Shifting with the right hand is the right hand. ;-)

[@vel0city96]

For those silly Brits west of mainland Europe, yes it is.

[@VoidSixx]

East of mainland Europe* Also, the UK has some of the safest roads in the world :P

[@elephant0348]

Yes if you are right handed. That way you always keep the dominant hand of about 70% of people will be on the wheel and and controlling the car

[@hotelmario510]

Matt is literally a real-life Aardman character, it's amazing.

[@JackGladstoneHolroyde]

'Helmet windscreen wiper' Decent winter motorcycle gloves have a silicone or rubber bar on the left index finger that acts as a wiper. Less decent ones have a terrycloth section in the same place.

[@DoccieDraaiorgel]

2:10 Re: the Dutch radio station with Dutch party music: at the auction of the nine country-wide sets of FM frequencies, one of the packages can only be used specifically for a radio station playing mainly music in the Dutch language, although Dutch musicians that sing in other languages (like LUV') are also allowed. The more you know :)

[@s6th795]

The east enders end detector is so you know when it's safe to turn on the telly again. An uphill zipline is called a chair lift.

[@nitzan33]

that thing tom said about the phallic rocket...

[@jeffrooow]

I hate this. You can't imagine the severity of the mental itch from curiosity. Why say you're skipping the good stuff?! Oh god I need it. Give me please :(

[@TheJoshie157]

Little did Tom know that years later, online quiz shows like on Google hangouts would be the biggest thing in lockdown in 2020

[@BigB1Lachi]

was "rejects from this file" the last entry?

[@evuljeenius]

West Side Story with Baseball Bats, isn't the Steven Spielberg's West Side Story from last year? Tom predicts the future.

[@benmitchell7708]

PLEASE make a second section of this! I loved it

[@Croxmata]

Germany actually has something like doughnut roulette: There is a type of pastry similar to a doughnut called "Berliner Pfannkuchen", or just Berliner for short. It's filled with jam, but you can buy a pack where one is filled with mustard instead.

[@jonathanp896]

It might not work in Britain, but in Germany "party trains" complete with a specially converted carriage with a DJ and disco lights are often used on special trains to things like Oktoberfest or a weekend in Amsterdam. They make quite a racket when they stop in a station! Just search "partyzug" to see lots of videos.

[@lookatthefireworks_]

Donut roulette is actually something my mother told me about that happened when she was a kid. They had homemade jelly donuts (Krapfen) and one of them would be filled with mustard.

[@jasonyesmarc309]

You two being Pendulum fans makes me so happy.

[@sundhaug92]

Detecting the end of Eastenders could be useful for the National grid, since it causes a spike in power-usage (due to tea-boiling)

[@FoxDren]

sundhaug92 they do that by simply monitoring TV broadcasts.

[@sundhaug92]

Sure but why not automate it if you can?

[@sundhaug92]

Then you can also gradually start predicting when the end will be, so you have time to start-up the generators, without losing efficiency

[@joelshort2907]

They look at the TV listings for when the programme is going to end, and the BBC informs them each day.

[@skyew.3939]

Does the tea boiling use up even more energy after now because people start watching the kettle and it never boils

[@michellemartin7206]

Twenty odd years ago I actually submitted the 'Windscreen Wiper Motorbike Helmet' to my Professor as an idea to make for my final year electronics degree. Needless to say it got rejected!

[@Seegalgalguntijak]

That is too bad, because I'd really like to have one, even though I only ride a small scooter, not a real motorbike.

[@michellemartin7206]

Seegal Galguntijak At that time I rode a battered old second hand Honda CB100 which weighed twice as much as I did, in Birmingham, and it rained a lot. I definitely could have done with it too!

[@Daniel16111996]

Donut roulette exist. In Germany (at least in Bavaria) on carnival parties if there are Berliners(kind of like donuts) t sometimes one is filled with mustard.

[@ragnkja]

Eugh!

[@ntlespino]

Oh that is evil

[@komischeskind]

The comment I was looking for, or I would have said it. It's fun! :)

[@notquitee]

Trepanning is very much still a thing, though they don't call it that for obvious reasons. Also it's done for conditions that actually merit it (sub- and epidural hematomas, largely), rather than releasing evil spirits or what have you.

[@aceofspades8129]

Love how they stopped and said 'oh a dog!'

[@sammiiws]

1:07 Matt just casually pulls the finger to the camera

[@JackieRompana]

It is also THE sneakiest and smoothest joke

[@joecarter2969]

"How far can you push a Buddhist?" I was thinking for a moment you meant physically push! Probably a bit harsher