Rewriting Jurassic Fight Club | Fixing A Terrible Documentary

Jurassic Fight Club is a very bad dinosaur documentary, we've established that. In this video I attempt to rewrite History Channel's series into something actually respectable.
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[@majorian9406]

The first rule of Jurassic Fight Club is: you do not talk about Jurassic Fight Club.

[@brianmacaroco9680]

Expect if we’re talking about rewriting it

[@amn2760]

There is no Jurassic Fight Club in Ba Sing Se

[@sirlongshanksthelongshank8786]

I am Tylernasaur Durdenae

[@matthewpastrikos7383]

The second rule of Jurassic Fight Clus is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT JURASSIC FIGHT CLUB!!!

[@shelleyhill4366]

No. The first rule of Jurassic Fight Club is to always f*ck it.

[@kiarash608]

How do you make it better? Worship Ceratosaurus, and pray he forgives this docu's sins

[@Mr-DNA_]

😂😂😂

[@allo1099]

No

[@Mr-DNA_]

@@allo1099 Why?

[@leannmooney4662]

@@allo1099 noob

[@allo1099]

@@leannmooney4662 because allosaurus is cool

[@PaleoNerd1905]

Definitely a unique take on a reimagining of JFC, and I'm glad I could provide some level of inspiration for this video. Thanks again for the shout out, and I hope you provide more unique takes on fixing the problems in dino docs and other forms of paleo media.

[@KAIJUSTIAN]

That is my ideas of the Episodes for the remake of Jurassic fight club: 1. The Land of the Dawn Place: Ischigualasto Formation, Argentina. Time: 230 million years ago Species of fauna: * Eoraptor the first dinosaur appear. * Pisanosaurus the Lizard-like ornithopod. * Sillosuchus an large shuvosaurus * Jachaleria an Big south American dicynodont. * Chiniquodon a little sinapsyd like opposum. * Pelorocephalus an amphibian carnivore of the lakes of the Triassic. Animals fighters: Saurosuchus Herrerasaurus 2. The first big hunter Place: Kayenta Formation, Arizona USA and Los Colorados Formation, Argentina (Flashback) Time: 195 million years ago Species of fauna: * Dimorphodon * Frogs (Lissamphibia) * Anchisaurus * Megapnosaurus * Fishs (Semionotus) * Scutellosaurus * Dragonfly * Zupaysaurus(Flashback) * Riojasaurus(Flashback) Animals fighters: Dilophosaurus 3. African tanks Place: Tendaguru beds Time: 155 million years ago Species of fauna: * Pterosaur (Archeopterosauria) * Giraffatitan * Elaphrosaurus * Lepidotes * Hybodus * Snails * Frogs Animals fighters: Ostafrikasaurus Torvosaurus Veterupristisaurus Kentrosaurus Dicraeosaurus Australodocus 4. An small tank Place: Shaximiao Formation, China Time: 160 million years ago Species of fauna: * Agilisaurus * Darwinopterus * Sunosuchus * Omeisaurus * Epidexipteryx * Mamechisaurus * Leshansaurus * Gasosaurus * Trionyx * Bienotheroides Animals fighters: Huayangosaurus Sinraptor 5. The longest neck creatures * Sinraptor * Huayangosaurus * Agilisaurus * Tuojiangosaurus * Trionyx * Sunosuchus * Omeisaurus Animals fighters Mamechisaurus Yangchuanosaurus 6. Earlier tyrannosaurid vs Primitive therepod Place: Shishugou Formation, China Time: 160 millions years ago Species of fauna: * Yinlong * Kryptodrakon * Bellusaurus * Mamenchisaurus * Sunosuchus * Limusaurus * Sinraptor * Zuolong Animals Fighters: Monolophosaurus Gualong 7. The biggest cousin Place: Morrison formation, Colorado, Utah, Wyoming, New Mexico USA Time: 150 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Stegosaurus * Mymoorapelta * Kepodactylus * Apatosaurus * Diplodocus * Dryosaurus * Camptosaurus * Mesadactylus * Ceratosaurus * Brachiosaurus * Camarasaurus * Ornitholestes * Coelurus * Iguanas(Paramacellodus, Eilenodon, Saurillodon) * Dragonfly * Koparion * Cricket Animals Fighters: Hallopus Allosaurus Barosaurus Kaatedocus 8. The deadly trap Species of Fauna: * Allosaurus Jimadensi * Kepodactylus * Brachiosaurus Animals Fighters: Ceratosaurus Stegosaurus Allosaurus 9. The big rivality Species of Fauna: * Coelurus * Cricket * Stegosaurus * Brachiosaurus * Apatosaurus * Mesadactylus * Ornitholestes * Koparion * Fruitafossor Animals Fighters: Allosaurus Ceratosaurus 10. Fisher with Big claw Place: Wessex Formation, United kingdom Time: 130 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Iguanodon * Pelorosaurus * Polacanthus * Hysilophodon * Eotyrannus * Istiodactylus * Fish(Hybodus, Coelodus, Lepidotes and Belonostomus) * Stick bug * Bees * Dragonfly * Helochelydra Animals Fighters: Neovenator Baryornyx Riparovenator 11. Hunting packs Place: Cloverly Formation, Montana United States Time: 120 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Sauroposeidon * Sauropelta * Aquilops * Microvenator * Acrocanthosaurus * Bees * Dragonfly Animals Fighters: Tenodontosaurus Deinonychus 12. The Giant last North American allosaur Species of Fauna: * Sauroposeidon * Sauropelta * Aquilops * Tenodontosaurus Animals Fighters: Acrocanthosaurus Deinonychus 13. The worst land of the Cretaceous Place: Santana group, Brazil Time: 118 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Araripesuchus * Mirishia * Ubirajara * Neotoxena * Thalassodromeus * Camel spider * Tapejara * Fish(Lepidotes) * Santanachelys * Mosquito * Ludodactylus Animals Fighters: Irritator Cearadactylus Tropeonagpterus Sea Turtle Cladocyclus 14. Clash of the Titans of the Mesozoic Place: Neuquén, Chubut and Mendoza Argentina Time: 98 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Macrogryphosaurus * Gasparinasaura * Andesaurus * Gualicho * Overoraptor * Cronopio * Snake (Najash) * Kunburrasaurus * Mosquito * Limaysaurus * Carnotaurus * Abelisaurus * Frogs * Alvarezsaurus * Turtle Animals Fighters: Argentinosaurus Giganotosaurus Mapusaurus Austroraptor 15. Carchadontosaurinae vs Abelisauridae Species of Fauna: Andesaurus Saltasaurus Alvarezsaurus Mosquito Patagopteryx Overoraptor Notosuchus Macrogryphosaurus Argentinosaurus Huiculsaurus Austroraptor Animals Fighters: Giganotosaurus Carnotaurus Tyrannotitan Abelisaurus Mapusaurus Skorpiovenator 16. Ancient Asian plains Place: Djadochta Formation, Mongolia Time: 75 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Pinacosaurus * Shamosuchus * Gobiates (Frog) * Cherminotus (Varanus) * Zalambdaslestes * Nemegtbaatar * Pterosaur(Azhdarchidae) * Aiolosaurus * Oviraptor * Turtle (Nanhsiungchelidae) * Shuvuuia * Beetles * Termites * Avimimus * Halszkaraptor * Plesiohadros * Prenocephale * Gobipteryx * Alioramus Animals Fighters: Velociraptor Protoceratops 17. The dino-slasher Place: Nemegt Formation, Mongolia Time: 75 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Oviraptor * Microceratops * Nemegtosaurus * Tarchia * Frog * Mononykus * Velociraptor * Saurolophus * Halszkaraptor * Gallimimus * Teviornis * Protoceratops * Fish(Osteichthyies) * Turtle(Nanhsiungchelidae) * Avimimus * Tochisaurus Animals Fighters: Therizinosaurus Tarbosaurus Deinocheirus 18. The cannibal beast Place: Maevarano Formation, Madagascar. Time: 70 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Masiakasaurus * Rapetosaurus * Rahonavis * Megaspinodon * Simosuchus * Mahajangasuchus * Mosquito * Dragonfly Animals Fighters: Majungasaurus 19. The enemies of the cretaceous sea king Place: Kirtland formation and Niobrara formation, New Mexico, Nebraska and Kansas USA and Oxford Clay Formation, England. Time: 75 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Elasmosaurus * Hesperornis * Platecarpus * Icthyornis * Pteranodon * Geosternbegia * Parasaurolophus * Niobrarasaurus * Daspletosaurus * Alamosaurus * Terminocavus * Butterfly * Dolichorhynchops * Ammonites * Archelon * Deinosuchus * Liopleorodon (Flashback) * Cetiosaurus (Flashback) * Callavosaurus (Flashback) * Metriacanthosaurus (Flashback) * Muraenosaurus (Flashback) * Cryptoclidus (Flashback) Animals Fighters: Tylosaurus Xiphactinus Mosasaurus Cretoxyrhina 20. Rules of the herd Place: Prince Creek Formation, Alaska, St Mary River Formation and Horseshoe Canyon Formation Time: 70 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Parasaurolophus * Edmontonia * Albertosaurus * Atrociraptor * Montanaceratops * Saurornitholestes * Alaskacephale * Edmontonsaurus * Latenivenatrix * Ornithomimus * Cryodrakon * Didelphodon * Basilemys * Leidyosuchus * Nanuqsaurus * Mosquito * Bee * Dragonfly * Bettles Animals Fighters: Anchiceratops Ornatus Pachyrhinosaurus Perotorum Pachyrhinosaurus Canadensis 21. The Warriors Marathon of Cretaceous Canada. Place: Dinosaur Park formation, Prince creek formation, Horseshoe canyon formation and Oldman Formation, Alberta Canada. Time: 70 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Edmontonsaurus * Parasaurolophus * Saurornitholestes * Lisserperton * Platypelta * Montanaceratops * Leptoceratops * Cryodrakon * Corythosaurus * Stegoceras * Rativates * Acodus * Avisaurus * Cimolestes * Alphadon * Campeloma (Snail) * Albertadromeus Animals Fighters: Pachyrhinosaurus Nanuqsaurus Styracosaurus Edmontonia Albertosaurus Edmontonsaurus Troodon Euoplocephalus Centrosaurus Daspletosaurus 22. The giantess flying monster Place: Javelina Formation, Texas USA. Time: 66 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Torosaurus * Alamosaurus * Kritosaurus * Troodon * Pteranodon * Saurornitholestes * Avisaurus * Rays * Trionyx * Mosquito * Bee Animals Fighters: Tyrannosaurus Rex Quetzalcoatlus 23. Young hunting in the Cretaceous Place: Lance Formation, Wyoming USA. Time: 66 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Edmontonsaurus * Troodon Bakkeri * Edmontonia * Anzu * Struthiomimus * Avisaurus * Lamarqueavis * Pachycephalosaurus * Alphadon * Didelphodon * Thescelosaurus * Borealosuchus * Quetzalcoatlus Animals Fighters: Juvenile T-Rex Triceratops Adult T-Rex 24. The King vs Tank Place: Hell creek formation, Montana, Wyoming, South Dakota and North Dakota USA Time: 66 million years ago Species of Fauna: * Triceratops * Torosaurus * Leptoceratops * Struthiomimus * Dakotaraptor * Troodon Bakkeri * Edmontonsaurus * Pachycephalosaurus * Avisaurus * Thescelosaurus * Borealosuchus * Quetzalcoatlus * Anzu * Basilemys * Varanids * Snakes (Boas) * Alphadon * Purgatorius * Meniscoessus(Squirrel) * Edmontonia * Stygimoloch * Mosquito * Bettles * Fish Gar * Nurse shark * Moths * Butterfly * Bee Animals Fighters: Ankylosaurus T-Rex 25. The ending of the age Place: Hatge island, India, Madagascar, Spain, French, Japan, Mexico and USA. Time: 66 million years ago Danger: Volcanic eruption, tectonics plates and Meteor impact Victimics: Therepods Dinosaurs(Abelisauridae and Noasaurs) Maniraptorians (Tyrannosaurids, Ornitomimidaes, Troodontidae, oviraptoridae and Dromaeosauridae) Sauropods Pachys Ceratopsids Ornitopods Pterosaurs Ammonites Sea monsters(Plesiosaurs, elasmosaurinae and Mosasaurs) Survivals: Mammals Birds Crocodiles Reptiles Insects Sharks Amphibians Fish

[@KAIJUSTIAN]

Of course this episodes is focus in the Mesozoic Era. Because this episodes of the Paleozoic, Mesozoic and Cenozoic and the series is doesn't called Jurassic Fight Club is really called "The Fight club of the Prehistoric".

[@CreatureDomain]

Hi Mr.Nerd!

[@ElitheScienceGuy416]

why don't you have one for the late triassic?@@KAIJUSTIAN

[@skeleturtleyt6728]

The question of "How a episode based on the Protoceratops vs Velociraptor Fossil would look like" always haunts me

[@kevinnorwood8782]

For "Deep Sea Killers" I hope that one of those "minor accuracy tweaks" would be what Paleo Nerd recommended and replacing Brygmophyseter with Livyatan.

[@Scarletthespud]

I would hope for that and a chunky boi megalodon

[@mijatmarinovic1255]

I think your re-writing of "Jurassic fight club" is perfect

[@rathalos1511]

Especially the part where it's Dilo vs everything... No OP monters here, cuz Red sais so.)))

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

@@rathalos1511 yeah well the dilo isn’t a 2 meter long acid spitter like in JP

[@FeliDJrah]

I really like your idea for a "Swamp Beasts" epsiode, but mind if I offer a bit of an alternative to the plot? You could probably say that it takes place in the middle of a drought. As a result, Spinosaurus's main food supply is nowhere in sight, which gives it an excuse to have to compete with the other big guy on the block, i.e. Carcarodontosaurus. In searching for a new food source, the spinosaurus could come across recently down carcass provided for by a Carcarodontosaurus. As the Spinosaurus starts to scavenge on the remains, the original owner returns to finish its feast. Naturally, the Spinosaurus isn't to keen on sharing. Thus in desperation, it lashes out with its arm claws. After a bit of back and forth, the Carcarodontosaurus decides it's just not worth and goes off to lick its wounds, leaving the victor to enjoy it's prize in peace.

[@rileyernst9086]

Considering spinosaurus evolved in a massive delta stocked with fish all year round and the surrounding region was very seasonal i'd say it'd be more likely the carcharodontosaurs would be the one moving in.

[@mralmond693]

There should be some dinosaurs such as rugops but…. NO SARCOS just they didn’t live with spinosaurus and carcharodontosaurus

[@kylecollier7569]

Isn't that copying what was done in episode 1 of Planet Dinosaur more or less? Where the Spino fight the Carcharodontosaurus over an Ouranosaurus carcass and the Spino comes off victorious but not without injuries sustained?

[@FeliDJrah]

@@kylecollier7569 To be fair, it IS common for large predators to go at it on occasion. Look at lions and hyenas in Africa, or tigers and leopards in India, or wolves and bears in the US.

[@kylecollier7569]

@@FeliDJrah I've seen plenty of documentaries growing up as a kid where those instances do happen in real life. Speaking of Documentaries (and I'll get to this series in bit), most documentaries these day for the most part (mainly from BBC) go for more of a cinematic style as opposed to having feel like you are actually seeing yourself. A prime example is the Giraffe Necking Contest in either Africa or Seven Worlds, One Planet where it starts out as looking like it would if you saw it with your own eyes then the rest of it slowed down to the point it looks like one of them will pull a move from a Marvel or DC movie and doesn't look like your seeing it normally. Now of course plenty of BBC documentaries before hand had slowed down footage for more cinematic shots but in a way that's more what you could imagine seeing it slowed down in your mind. A prime example that I watched a lot was in The Life of Birds 1998 where the cinematic style shots are slowed slightly but in a more believeable manner. As for my Opinion on Jurassic Fight Club, it's not as bad as Red Raptor says it is. That is his opinion and I can understand it, but at the same time if he watched Animal Face Off that came out a few years prior (which is basically the same as this series) he would understand the whole "what if" scenarios the episodes entail. Both Animal Face Off and Jurassic Fight Club are more for "what if scenarios" as opposed to mainly focus on education and while yes that may not be what childen should watch education wise but it's more like a child mind when they think how a lion fighting a tiger would go or in this case a juvie T-Rex fighting a Nanotyrannus would be like. Now I'm not saying that Red Raptor is wrong in hating this series (even though the whole "education isn't the main focus" thing shouldn't be as bad as he thinks cause I'm sure a lot if not all of us have thought of what if scenarios about certain prehistoric animals would fight others in a battle to the death though we'd do it via research as opposed for just entertainment), but it just seems a bit harsh for him to think this is terrible. For my opinion on it, I actually like it since when I watched Animal Face Off as a child it was indeed educational while also having a what-if battle to the death scenario and when I watched this I feel like while it was more of a what-if scenario first and then educational facts that were known for the time second it's still satisfactory of a series. If you like this series, then that's fine. If you hate it, then that's fine as well but just don't be too harsh since other television shows have done this in the past before. And no I'm not hating Red Raptor for his opinion, it just seems too harsh to judge a simple what-if scenario series but with prehistoric animals.

[@qwellen7521]

They could’ve done an episode about Mammoths vs humans; ie how the hell prehistoric humans where able to hunt megafauna.

[@wetube6513]

Human big brain.

[@gergopiroska5749]

Planning and creativity When it comes to weapons humans can get very creative

[@v.i.pflame7607]

I think jurassic fight club could have worked amazingly if they focused on fossils that shown real damage from an attack, or taken things like the famous dueling dinosaurs with protoceratops and velociraptor, and used real fights instead of just assuming.

[@somethingc00l1]

i agree.

[@rathalos1511]

Assuming is more like Red claiming those mammals fell donw the well from their random stupidity, while they can sence naturall disasters from afar.)

[@neganrex5693]

The whole purpose of the show calling it's self Jurassic fight club is the animals fight. We don't need fossils to know they fought in the past. Wild animals today have life and death battles and we got the film to prove it so I can't see why Dino's didn't do the same. After all a predator must eat.

[@mania4270]

​@@neganrex5693yeah some ppl really get mad at this show and I'm like, well it's literally called Jurassic fight club

[@jross9553]

@@neganrex5693 well it’s supposed to be a documentary plus animals don’t fight to the death unless they have to . Plus dinosaurs wouldn’t be suicidal or genocidal

[@kevinnorwood8782]

Dinosaur George has said on one Q&A episode on his own personal KZbin channel that there actually WAS a plan to have an episode focus on the "Fighting Dinosaurs" specimen, but it ended up getting scrapped.

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

15:00 Ok. Considering the new Spinosaurus discoveries, including the Spinosaurus in any new form of media using prior information would be HELLA risky Just like Nanotyrannus

[@rathalos1511]

Sigila is more speculative then Nano, with stuff being dragged in just for show.

[@MerryMohProductions]

How about an episode speculating on giganotosaurus hunting sauropods, or perhaps early humans hunting a mammoth?

[@LandBeforeTime75]

Nice rewrite of Jurassic Fight Club. I’ll admit that some of the episodes of Jurassic Fight Club were great but the rest of the episodes which I agree with you on this documentary. Everything else, I highly agree everything you said about Jurassic Fight Club. Great video and keep it up partner.

[@shamarbenson7259]

they just good time wasters in my opinion idrc if they wrong

[@LandBeforeTime75]

@@shamarbenson7259, what do you mean?

[@shamarbenson7259]

@@LandBeforeTime75 when i dont have anything to do i just watch the episodes

[@sergeantwasp6018]

The only ones I truly did not like were the ones where they ruthlessly bully ceratosaurus, like Dino Death trap (I forgot it’s actual name) and Hunter Becomes Hunted. The rest were good for entertainment but not education.

[@rathalos1511]

@@sergeantwasp6018 , Right, cuz 1v3 was in any way a win for Cera? Bullying is Reds Acro vs Deinonychus, lol.)

[@ARandomDinosaur]

The most frustrating part, is that we didn't have the classic raptor vs protoceratops fight which comes from a fossil that LITERALLY SHOWS TWO CREATURES LOCKED IN BATTLE, like how hard is it to just make a fight around something we know happened, rather making up fights are absolutely ridiculous when it comes to realism?

[@isaiahgarza87]

I really adore your concept of Jurassic Fight Club and I think it would make an amazing series. One thing that I would suggest is that instead of your idea of “Invaders” being the last episode, but how about the idea of a bear vs lion fight, but instead be in Ice Age Europe going over the ideas of fights between Cave Bears and Cave lions (since there are fossils of Cave Lion skeletons found in the caves of the bears when hibernating). And also it could also go over cave hyenas too, since the bones of Cave Bears have had been found broken in the dens of what used to be cave hyenas.

[@GeteMachine]

What I would definitely do, is to not have these external exposition claiming what the dinosaurs were thinking in such a humanoid way. It was what made it really absurd to me, like a Dinosaur would ignore instinct because they're insulted at another animal in its territory? Or getting injured makes the fight personal? No. In real life, the animal that just scares the other one off wins, regardless of who needs it more.

[@sonofmovienerdking7230]

If anything, the show should've been more like the long extinct (no pun intended) show, Animal Face-Off, where they take two animals that could've met in real life, compare the strengths and weaknesses, and then make a simulation of how a fight might play out.

[@alanwilcox98]

Thats exactly what Jurassic Fight CLub should have turned out with not only the final battle in CGI but crash tests with biomechanical replicas of the prehistoric creatures measuring bite forces, top speeds, testing claw swipes and tail swinging and each fossil combatant would have a leading paleontology experts as their managers and representatives with the host of the show George Blasing or Steve Backshall as the referee

[@setheatontheautobot4586]

I like this episode rewrite, but I would make the first episode about the Permian Extinction. Show the animals that fought for survival, and then died and gave rise to the Triassic animals.

[@Yousadclownofaman]

Your editing cut-aways are just so entertaining & well-timed, all the references crack my silly ass up. Keep on releasing great work!

[@jadenamoako5731]

A meteor killed the dinosaurs

[@miimemester123]

This is a nice rewrite of the series. As long as it’s well balanced with being educational yet with epic fights between prehistoric animals at the end,which are scientifically accurate in size,shape,behaviors and abilities, it’ll deserve the title of a documentary.

[@MyOpinionIsInvalid]

" ceratosaurus was de-throned by allosaurus as the new king" torvosaurus: *Hey...*

[@andrewcrowley6331]

Saurophaganax: *Heard you were picking on my cousin*

[@martangelocloma6965]

Diplodocus: _🤨_

[@amn2760]

Torvosaurus and Saurophaganax had never seen such bulls⬛ before

[@Cash10]

Cretaceous chase sounds AWESOME! I would love to see an episode of those two going against each other.

[@axolotlmaster9184]

i bet if a ceratosaurus appeared in their studio while they were mocking it they wouldn't be laughing anymore

[@hyena_fan]

also what about paleozoric episodes would love to see arthroplura fight a proterogyrinus oh wait walking with monsters exists but still

[@palaiologos4441]

Now that I look at it, every time I see Dr. Phil Currie in JFC, he looks like he's bearing pent-up anger mixed with burnout for being on this edgy travesty of a documentary

[@lufsolitaire5351]

Only problem I ever had was it assigns morality like good and evil and ascribes human characteristics where they shouldn’t bring like vengeance and pride to make them fight. Otherwise they just posture and roar at each other and that would be that. Also the ceratosaurs male should of killed the Allosaurus in the 2v1 fight. Dinosaur George had/has a real hate boner for ceratosaurs and uses them as cannon fodder for allosaurus despite being in the same general area would likely have never interacted as they had different niches.

[@rathalos1511]

Sure, one stole anothers meal/bullys - but that all plural, right.) There wasn't a 2vs1, since his gal was killed.

[@arcticdino1650]

Ultimate change: Don't call it Jurassic Fight Club. It isn't just in the Jurassic (never was to begin with either)

[@idiot573]

Ceratosaurus: "When I grow up, I want to be more loved and bigger, faster and stronger than Allosaurus." JFC, Allosaurus, Allosauridae, JP3, JPCC and WDRA: *Laughing* Ceratosaurus after Carnivores DH: WHAT'S UP NOW, B****ES!?

[@mayajade6198]

I think what I'd do with a show is lean more into the "fight club" aspect. A show called "Jurassic Fight Club" can't _not_ be schlocky as hell, but that doesn't need to be at the expense of scientific accuracy. My first change would be to add a framing device: the show is hosted by two sociopathic Bill and Ted-esque dudebros who have a time machine and are actively setting up these fights because they think it would be cool. Each episode begins with them arguing over which prehistoric animal would win in a fight. There would be zero pretense that these fights ever would have happened in reality, and we're free to have animals from wildly different locations and time periods face off against each other. Each of the hosts' initial arguments touches on a mystery or scientific controversy surrounding a particular animal, and the bulk of the episode is then devoted to actual scientists analyzing the evidence and talking about the reality of these animals and what the most likely conclusion is based on that evidence. This can be things like "was T. rex a scavenger" in the context of a fight against a Giganotosaurus, or "did Deinonychus hunt in packs" in the context of a fight against, I dunno, a mammoth or something. The hosts can also ask the scientists really stupid questions like "would a T. rex prefer a whopper or a big mac," and we can have a good laugh at how dumb they are. The main purpose of the hosts as a framing device is to give us the option to say "actually these animals probably wouldn't fight even if they did meet each other." The hosts bring in the dinosaurs because they want a fight, but the dinosaurs are, y'know, animals, and they won't always cooperate. Sometimes a genuine fight to the death goes down, but most of the fights end with one of the dinosaurs backing down and getting away alive, and some of them are flat-out duds where the animals just kinda look at each other and don't do anything. Then, because we do need some violence, something inevitably goes wrong and no matter what the outcome was or which animals they pitted against each other, every single episode ends with the dinosaurs breaking out and killing the hosts in retribution for doing this to them. That way we can have them be like "dude, feathered raptors aren't scary," and then have the payoff at the end where the feathered Deinonychus eats them. Ultimately the point of the show is that nature doesn't exist to be cool for you; nature is cool on its own merits and we should appreciate it for what it is, not what we want it to be. And also no matter the outcome, these animals could _all_ fuck you up. I wanna see these hosts die like absolute chumps.

[@rathalos1511]

And what do these sheap cosmetics have to do with actual fighting? Speculative feather armor?)

[@neithancaban109]

I wish it focused on more less known confrentations, like tarbosaurus vs deinocheirus

[@natalienussbaum1155]

I would definitely love to see your version!

[@Melanosuchusss]

5 allosaurus fanboys disliked

[@MrsBurke-xr7lp]

You could add in walking tanks a allosaurus first hunting a dryosaurus flock and then in the dry season hunting a stegosaurus bleeding it but also dying in the process

[@alexanderpringle2305]

I mean as an Australian, we need more docos on prehistoric Australian animals/dinosaurs. They all seem to be based in North and South America and Africa. Asia doesn’t get too many docos either.(Speckles the Tarbosaurus doesn’t count)

[@kennethsatria6607]

Sounds like a prehistoric Animal Case files (that was a documentary from David Attenborough I had on cd as a kid) eitherway a dream come true if ever someone tries something that ambitious.

[@idiot573]

Pachyrhinosaurus from Dinosaur 2000: You don't understand my pain. *Gets killed by 59 foot long Carnotaurus* Pachyrhinosaurus from Jurassic Fight Club: Heh Heh! Sorry. *Gets butchered into Stupidoceratops Suckatudinus*

[@GTSE2005]

A cool documentary idea I can think of can be called "Beasts of the frozen wilds" which focuses on the polar dinosaurs of the late cretaceous

[@vasilijrappana2335]

If you were to rewrite this, I'd like to see episodes about creatures who lived before dinosaurs, such as permian therapsids or archosaurs of early Triassic.

[@idiot573]

You can also make an episode called "Saber Fangs". This could begin where we are in the late Permian where the synapsids are nearing the end of their reign, and an Inostrancevia is against a Scutosaurus (Or a small herd). I guess we can add the great dying in the end of the episode, where the synapsids are wiped out. We could also make one of a Giganotosaurus (Or pack) attacking an Argentinosaurus or Dreadnoughtus called "Clash Of Titans" or I don't know. Something. One that would be unique would be one where it's for the rights to mate. You're one of the best! Including Paleo Nerd! You guys are awesome!

[@ThePeregrinestar]

This is super off topic but shout-out to whatever documentary is at 18:18. That is some top notch animation. See what happens when you reference real life animals for your prehistoric animal documentaries? Gorgeous.

[@lokithegecko9434]

I like your idea but, I think we should have some what if fights between the different dinosaurs of different eras and to also show how it would play out in different environments to prevent a home field advantage type of deal.

[@davidfiore4677]

Dude, your rewriting ideas sound so much better than what JFC actually ideas.

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

16:17 intriguing concept

[@MyOpinionIsInvalid]

There should be episodes about other creatures during the Mesozoic era, mainly revolving around pterosaurs, early manmals, the amazingly large crocodilians and maybe dinosaurs from the eastern side of the globe.

[@tyrannotherium7873]

Also the dinosaurs in the show are way too big then they’re fossilize counterparts like ceratosaurs is not 13 feet tall

[@redraptorwrites6778]

That's about as tall as Sue XD

[@tyrannotherium7873]

Yea lol

[@danktorvosaurus]

I would definitely cover the mass graves of Centrosaurus discovered in Alberta and what exactly happened. Most likely a river crossing gone wrong.

[@ToppatAmogus]

Actually this could probably get a season 2 by ending season one with the end of the Cretaceous period and the next season starting with survivors. Then you can add in more post Cretaceous battles including some in the ocean possibly

[@wetburntbagel]

I’m glad you didn’t shy to much away from the titles and didn’t just make it walking with dinosaurs 2

[@Justin-zk5tr]

10:06 that clap was perfect.

[@aappaapp6627]

At the risk of sounding anthropocentric, maybe a cool wrap up episode would be between early humans (either sapiens in ice age or erectus/habilus in African environment) and other now extinct animals. It'd be a nice finisher episode since it draws the past all thr way up to the present

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

17:15 id change this episode to include the Entelodont and have the main fight be between this and Hyenadon.

[@vincentx2850]

This is a cool idea. Let's up the game a little bit. How about Amphicyon vs Hyainailouros in Africa and Eurasia, and Amphicyon vs Daeodon in North America? This set up showcases the diversity of large mammalian carnivore lineages during the early mid miocene, introduces three of the largest predatory land mammals ever, and can educate the audience about why today we only have carnivorans as top land predators.

[@stevenelbert8989]

Giving how i both your version and the original series have episodes that features cenazoic animals it really should have a better title with something like prehistoric wars or ancient fight club what alternate titles would you name it

[@markcobuzzi826]

Paleo Fight Club?

[@allosaurusreviews170]

Please make a season 2 This series is really good!

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

8:13 except for the discoveries that people make which serve as the basis for the episode.

[@dinoscarex4550]

I would center the first episode around the survival of the synapsid on the triassic and the rise of archosaurians, and dinosaurs by extention. idk if shoudl be centered around the karoo formation, ischigualasco, chinle or all the three.

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

11:18 First Killer as the title for the second episode? When the first episode already had killing in it? Yeah, Id change that title to something like "New Age" or "Jurassic Frontier" as those titles seen more fitting.

[@bencemolnar4246]

Or 6 meters of terror New killers Return of the Coelurosaurs Bigger,badder,meaner New begginings

[@hatzeggaming3707]

you are worthy of my deep respect so im subscribing to u, btw, ur waaayyy better than that amerikano youtuber guy.

[@damianmorningstar3150]

Bears using Wrestling, I have to argue with that if you look at modern bears like Grizzly and Russian Browns when they fight each other you could see attacks akin to wrestling bears are actually known to grapple and trip

[@mosesgurule5145]

I'd actually like to see this guy in charge of a documentary. I'd love to see what such a dino fan would do with his own documentary series

[@luisvelez1952]

I hope that Jurassic fight club has a good remake in the future and it would have 20 or so episodes and it would be interesting 🦖🦖🦖 vs 🦕

[@JLRules]

6:36 - The show _does_ present a case for Nanotyrannus being a juvenile Tyrannosaurus Rex. At least, it does on the DVD version I have (where it's called _Dinosaur Secrets_ ). I believe they mention how the inside of the skull does/doesn't change with time, and there is/isn't such a change (can't remember which) in the Nano-T skull when compared to a T-Rex. Unless I'm completely remembering wrong.

[@liamtoovalid]

I would watch your Jurassic fight club anyday.

[@SarahGraceBennett]

I think an interesting segment to feature in an ice age episode would be two mammoth bulls fighting. Why are they fighting? How do they fight? What sounds do they make? How do they affect the environment around them during their fight? Are there cows and calves nearby? Speculate if the conflict between the bulls could result in fatalities. What does the winner gain?

[@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043]

I think a cool thing to add is to show that acrocanthosaurus was a sort of desendant from allosaurs

[@mrnoob9632]

God damn you edits are good, keep up the good work

[@redraptorwrites6778]

Thanks, I take a lot of time making these videos.

[@strategicfriedrik7976]

@@redraptorwrites6778 are you italian or an italoamerican?

[@Skibbi198]

I reckon an amazing conclusion to your suggested series would be man vs mammoth or sapiens vs neanderthals.

[@iwunna3764]

Bro kicks Ceratosaurus like a soccer ball

[@user-cq1cw8xz7f]

I have a better idea so hear me out: Ceratosaurus is chilling there, not hurting anyone just vibing and then all the sudden Alpha Chad Allosaur fuks him up and steps on him! Then sigma stegosaur, seeing the prospect of mad gains thagomizes the alpha in the dick, cucking him in the process The episode ends with the bloodthisty stegosaur declaring himself top sigma male and continuing the grindset

[@broseph6929]

I was playing jurassic park evolution when you brought up the cleveland quarry and you brought it up the second I unlocked it in the game

[@vincentx2850]

In addition to the classic matchup between megalodon vs Livyatan, North America vs South America, the cenozoic can definitely enjoy some more love. I personally would love to see an episode on cat vs "dogs", pitting Machairodus against a pack of Epicyon in the new world, and maybe Homotherium against Pachycrocuta/Chasmaporthetes in the old world. Felids is such a major force in the later cenozoic, and their presence/absence profoundly shape the animal community. It would be interesting to show case how other carnivore lineages develop adaptations to work around the cat problem, often in similar ways, and what oddities might emerge during the "cat gaps" in various continents. And for the survivor episode, although I totally understand the current choice, I would suggest Hyainailouros & Daeodon vs Amphicyonids to showcase the radiation of mammals after KPg as well as the diversity of lineages in the large predator guild, and how due to a mix of factors, the Carnivorans are the only one left standing today in that niche.

[@chrystalriver570]

Cool sounding narrator, experts and George. Best crew to ever crew in the history of crewing. Some say to this day they still are crewing.

[@wtf27pl12]

As a suggestion maybe middle triassic with mastodontosaurus and batrachotomus? They have been found in same formation and probaly batrachotomus hunted mastodontosaurus which wasnt easy prey

[@GabiteEditz]

I'm late but how come terror birds are seen as badass (they are) but raptors with feathers are not?

[@dinotitanmaster]

They must think raptors with feathers won’t look badass

[@suchomimustenerensis]

2:37 It technically is due to their sizes!

[@DragonFae16]

For the episode featuring T-Rex and Triceratops, because of how dangerous Triceratops would have been for a single T-Rex to attack you could have a pair bond hunting together. Pair bonding is very common in birds, with monogamous pairings being the majority. So an argument can be made that while forming packs isn't a likely behaviour of therapods, it's definitely plausible that they lived in pairs. In areas where easier prey was plentiful, the pair would likely hunt separately but in areas where more dangerous prey, such as Triceratops, was more common it's definitely conceivable that the pair would hunt together.

[@markcobuzzi826]

This sounds like a far better idea for a series, and I can see myself enjoying it more, if that was what I saw on TV back in the day. I think my only nitpick towards your suggestions is on your hypothetical “Invaders” episode. With the way you seemed to described it, the Terror Birds and Saber-Toothed Cats might unintentionally come across as the respective Ceratosaurus and Allosaurus of your reimagined JFC series. Now, this is from what I vaguely recall based on other documentaries, some of which may have been similarly inaccurate as JFC. But I remember hearing that Titanis was also able to plant itself in North America, just as Smildon and other genera planted themselves within South America. And despite competing with the mammalian carnivores from North America, Titanis still thrived for a long time apparently, before it went extinct predating mankind’s arrival. It seems that Titanis was still a worthy predator in its own right, for a while, and might deserve similar respect as Ceratosaurus. But still, I would only consider that a nitpick, since you would likely know to address that, if you had actual creative control over the JFC series. A small additional idea I had for your “Invaders” episode is that it opens, with the scene of a mammalian carnivore hunting down baby dinosaurs in the Mesozoic, before it becomes the hunted and feathered Dromaeosaurs effortlessly kill it. This would not only recreate another early dinosaur documentary I remember, but also segue into the potential conflicts between Smilodon and Titanis. On a separate note, I also thought that a good idea for an episode could involve the Neanderthals’ relationships with Ice Age beasts, such as hunting the Woolly Mammoths.

[@AlloEditzz292]

What about the pachyrinosaurus herd literally backing up from ONE ALBERTOSAURUS they were literally so terrified they accidentally fell of the ledge even tho they are 2 times bigger :/

[@chrisgomez1262]

3:40 is a rare insult

[@TheZombieburner]

....I'd watch your version of this show, it actually sounds good.

[@nickthetrex]

I like #9 Battle of Ages. I wish Triceratops was in Jurassic Fight Club.

[@jeffreygao3956]

That was amazing! I've got some ideas for a season 2 if you want: Parasaurolophus vs Gorgosaurus/Daspletosaurus Livyatan vs O. megalodon(or have it hunting Cetotherium if you don't want O. megalodon returning) Ramoceros vs Daphoenus Megapiranha vs Purrusaurus/Gryposaurus Machairodus vs Gigantopithecus Canis dirus vs Smilodon vs Bison latifrons Also, I would prefer the Tyrannosaurus predation idea although Montana dueling dinosaurs would be cool too. PS I like pineapple on pizza!

[@Mr.W.Megalodon.]

instead of megalodon can be other big otodontid

[@unitednature1239]

Would you ever do like a Dino Face off? Where we would see two or more dinosaurs face off do well either one runs away or dies?

[@allosaurusreviews170]

Thank you for showing the cerato some love!

[@Kronensegler211]

I would probably add some paleozoic battles.

[@p.j.c.2.0]

I liked how the Dinosaurs looked in Jurassic Fight Club.

[@rileyernst9086]

How to make it less biased: Ceratosaurus stop banging the producer's wife! Also allosaurus better hope saurophaginax or torvosaurus don't watch jurassic fight club.

[@PrehistoricRager]

Include the Permian period, an Inostrancevia confronting Scutosaurus or a herd of them, and Mapusaurus attacking Argentinosaurus

[@DefrostedChicken]

I’d split into three seasons of five episodes, each one about 30 minutes long and split into four segments. The first segment of five minutes would analyze one combatant, the second, also of five minutes, would analyze the second. The third, of 10 minutes, would be the experts weighing in on who they think would win in a fight and why. The fourth and final 10 minute segment would show different possible outcomes to these hypothetical scenarios, which is what they’d be based on. Season 1 would all be fights from the Paleozoic, Season 2 would be the Mesozoic, and Season 3 would be the Cenozoic (up to the end of the last ice age). I haven’t thought of specific scenarios, but I do know that it would only be fights that actually likely could have happened. For instance, season 2 episode 1 could showcase Postosuchus vs Placerias, since they both lived in Arizona during the Nornian stage of the Triassic and Postosuchus is actually thought to have been a predator of Placerias. However, an episode on, say, T. rex vs Spinosaurus wouldn’t happen since they lived in different places at different times, and even if this wasn’t the case, they’d likely have the same relationship as Spinosaurus and Carcharodontosaurus

[@aidenraptor2595]

One this that I wanted to point out in Jurassic Fight club that you missed the rant video was the timeline of the Mezasoic. It is stated that the Mezisioc ended around 65mya (which isn't an issue as it is an outdated fact) but in "Biggest Killers" and "Armageddon" it is shown that the Triassic lasted from 225-193mya, the Jurassic lasted from 193-136mya and the Cretaceous lasted from 136-55mya, with "Armageddon" correcting the Cretaceous to end at 65mya and keeping the rest of the timeline the same. That really got me mad at History Channel the most.

[@whoknows8101]

I feel like the jfc animators are under paid and have insomnia and they lets misheard a lot of things

[@tyrannotherium7873]

I have a couple of my versions of the documentary like a few changes with the documentary

[@rileyernst9086]

I'd not have smilodon and titanis, smilodon likely hunted in close enviroments such as forest and brush whilst titanis would have been on the plains.

[@DriplessDX]

We can Remake the nanotyrannus vs T rex episode By replacing the nanno with another T rex and showcase speculative Territorial behaviour

[@elijahzilla619]

Yeah I was having the idea and this is going to be good the third episode secrets will be about actually a time about a legend about a t Rex like creature fighting a rhino

[@seandowdsdowds4472]

What do you think about Prehistoric Predators

[@jesskirby2347]

ep1: First killer ep2: Walking tanks ep3: Dino deathtrap ep4: Gang killers ep5: Cretaceous chase ep6: Swamp monsters ep7: Cannibal dinosaur ep8: Real dragons ep9 Frozen fighters ep10: Battle of ages ep11: Survivors ep12: Deep sea killers ep13: Ice age invaders, and that is how i would fix J.F.C.!

[@trainerandrea6441]

*Shudders* Uhhh...🥶 I still can't see the Camarasaur in the same way ever again after Primal's Episode, "Plague of Madness" 😨 That Zombie Camarasaur is just... you can never look at that animal the same way EVER again😰

[@sketches7670]

The Intro hurt my ear

[@Tabi-Kun]

6:57 in my opinion, a young T. rex can be called a Nanotyrannus, and then once it’s fully grown it earns the title of “Tyrant lizard King”