Rich and Mike Talk: Disney's Han Solo Terrible Movie Ideas

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@adamcheek2244
@adamcheek2244 6 жыл бұрын
Mike: "I think Woody will betray Han!" Rich: "I think the betrayal will come from the love interest." Plot twist! You're BOTH right!
@landochabod7
@landochabod7 6 жыл бұрын
Adam Cheek You mean Woody is Han's love interest? Oh my gaaaaa...
@jqyhlmnp
@jqyhlmnp 5 жыл бұрын
*IT BROKE NEW GROUND*
@HeyitsTom999
@HeyitsTom999 5 жыл бұрын
I wish they hadn't cut that scene where Han was betrayed by his breakfast and then also betrayed by his lunch shortly afterwards. I felt it really would have added to his character arc if he could be betrayed 7 or 8 more times in the one movie.
@doomburger8433
@doomburger8433 4 жыл бұрын
@Adrijana Radosevic their expectations were converged
@RogueAstro85
@RogueAstro85 4 жыл бұрын
@@landochabod7 fuck you for stealing my joke before I could make it a year ago
@marlesimms
@marlesimms 7 жыл бұрын
I love how Mike says 'hmm... that is stupid...' as a way of saying 'that is probable'
@hinder90
@hinder90 7 жыл бұрын
Marle Simms Mike: (Nods approvingly) “That is stupid...”
@EtherDais
@EtherDais 7 жыл бұрын
after TLJ, yes. stupid is a requirement
@billhart3728
@billhart3728 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve stolen that line for executive committee meetings at work..... it’s perfect
@brandongreer523
@brandongreer523 7 жыл бұрын
At one point, Han Solo will be running through a cantina. Bail Organa will see him run by and say, "I wouldn't trust a guy like that around my daughter!" Then he'll wink at the camera, do a shoulder shimmy, then the Seinfeld music will play as a studio audience laughs.
@airborneace
@airborneace 7 жыл бұрын
Johnny Taco Studios omfg lol
@skoomajoe6205
@skoomajoe6205 7 жыл бұрын
Glurped up my water laughing
@Batmarkman
@Batmarkman 7 жыл бұрын
More like the Curb Your Enthusiasm thing! Hahha
@brandongreer523
@brandongreer523 7 жыл бұрын
"Hi, my name's Han Solo, and you're watching Disney Channel."
@charlesajones77
@charlesajones77 7 жыл бұрын
That will almost certainly happen.
@FoxCastleChild
@FoxCastleChild 6 жыл бұрын
Things RLM Got Rights SPOILERS 1) Han Solo is an orphan 2) A mentor figure tell him "only look out for yourself...universe is a tough place....don't trust anyone" 3) Woody plays Han's mentor figure who brings him into the smuggling world 4) Woody gives Han his blaster 5) Han goes to work for Jabba at the end 6) Han's entire f*cking life is condensed down to 90 minutes...mostly 7) Woody's character ends up betraying Han 8) Love interest is a spy (for Maul though not the Rebellion) 9) Han is captured and that's when he meets Chewy 10) Chewy first appears in the shadows and we hear him growling before he emerges 11) Chewy is forced to wear handcuffs while on Kessel. 12) Plot revolves around Woody's heist gone wrong 13) Heist centers around the spice mines of Kessel.... 14) ....but the whole movie can't take place on just Kessel because we have to go to nine different planets. 15) The bet to get the Millennium Falcon will be tied into the Kessel heist 16) A star destroyer chases the Falcon in the Kessel run 17) Han flies close to a black hole (gravity well) to lose an enemy who gets sucked in 18) The Minoc appear in the movie (but not in the spice mines) 19) The Dice has sentimental importance to the plot Good job guys.
@samg2599
@samg2599 6 жыл бұрын
Todd Anderson holy crap that's insane how they knew most of the movie before it even came out
@emmajay5666
@emmajay5666 6 жыл бұрын
Sam G they just know how predictable star wars writing is
@Wobbothe3rd
@Wobbothe3rd 6 жыл бұрын
The prequels were only "unpredictable" to the extent that one cannot predict an extremely arbitrary and stupid plot, it was still extremely stereotyped and cliched writing on every level. And yes the entire plot arc is obviously "predictable" because WE KNOW THE CHARACTERS' FUTURE because it's a prequel. "Predictable" in the most fundamental way.
@LostToys
@LostToys 5 жыл бұрын
20) A lightsaber had to make an appearance somewhere in the movie, and Darth Maul uses it at the end of the film during a holo-communication.
@angelsofblood9879
@angelsofblood9879 4 жыл бұрын
The fact they condensed his entire life (something the expanded universe did with three books) into 90 minutes is just insulting.
@1MP4CT4190
@1MP4CT4190 7 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to pirate this movie Because that's what Han would've wanted.
@koicies998
@koicies998 7 жыл бұрын
I've been living that one piece life for years. The pirate life is the only life for me!
@krenwregget7667
@krenwregget7667 7 жыл бұрын
you're a pirate bitch... a bitch for leagues!!!
@tf299
@tf299 7 жыл бұрын
I sense romantisized pirates, I sense One Piece, Now all the rest: Pirates of the Caribean, Black flag game,, Black flag Tv series, Sid meiers pirates, The curse of monkey island.
@Renegen1
@Renegen1 7 жыл бұрын
haha, thats good.
@no-uh535
@no-uh535 7 жыл бұрын
Smuggle the movie under your hard drive's floor boards.
@LittleJimmy835
@LittleJimmy835 7 жыл бұрын
There'll be a scene where young Han Solo gets into a shootout with young Greedo and loses. Then Han will vow that if he ever meets Greedo again, he'll make sure to shoot first. There'll even be a line from Han's mentor like, "Han, you need to learn to shoot first and ask questions later!" And young Greedo will be terrible CGI.
@rjs6854
@rjs6854 7 жыл бұрын
LittleJimmy835 why TF would they use cgi for a fucking practical alien costume? Lmao my sides are hurting XD
@psychedeliccarrie5921
@psychedeliccarrie5921 7 жыл бұрын
"Han, you need to learn to shoot first and ask questions later!" I read that in Woody's Zombieland accent.
@sada0101
@sada0101 7 жыл бұрын
Thats soo terrible, its going to be in the movie.
@ssdaaFaf2
@ssdaaFaf2 7 жыл бұрын
ZedK49 yes
@DivineBanana
@DivineBanana 7 жыл бұрын
Lucas would shit his pants if that happened. In Lucas mind, greedo shot first. Also that line would be too much of a rip off of "the good the bad and the ugly" quote - " when you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
@edgyemogirl666
@edgyemogirl666 7 жыл бұрын
You forgot the scene where Han Solo's parent/mentor figure teaches him that "sometimes you have to be the one to shoot first" and all the dorks in the audience go "ha ha reference"
@philipkim580
@philipkim580 7 жыл бұрын
Will the scene be set in a brothel?
@edgyemogirl666
@edgyemogirl666 7 жыл бұрын
QUEX I'm actually a secretly just fake geek girl. Don't tell anyone though, okay?
@sebastiancaputo1255
@sebastiancaputo1255 7 жыл бұрын
OH MY GAWD you are a GIRL??? Let me make creepy comments online about the way you look
@Spuun
@Spuun 7 жыл бұрын
What is the answer to 3x5? Eight.
@gretasstolendreams2154
@gretasstolendreams2154 7 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit I'm afraid this is actually going to happen
@ptrckcgn
@ptrckcgn 7 жыл бұрын
they had to schedule more reshoots because of this
@assultrifleman12
@assultrifleman12 6 жыл бұрын
These hack frauds are a GOLDMINE of Star Wars(TM) content!
@bf90rono
@bf90rono 5 жыл бұрын
You mean like Disney are doing NOW again after RLM predictions on The Rise of Skywalker !
@Kerpkoop
@Kerpkoop 5 жыл бұрын
XD because they liked their ideas and wanted them incorporated into the film?
@DarthVader1977
@DarthVader1977 5 жыл бұрын
@@bf90rono is* doing now
@davidr2421
@davidr2421 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarthVader1977 In British English, either "is" or "are" is acceptable. Yikes, as if publicly correcting someone's grammar wasn't embarrassing enough
@QBG
@QBG 7 жыл бұрын
There will be a scene where Han tells Love Interest, "I love you," and she replies, "I know," right before betraying him to help the Rebels.
@Desolation66
@Desolation66 7 жыл бұрын
That is stupid...
@zoosnooze3584
@zoosnooze3584 7 жыл бұрын
QBG i fucking hate you because you're right. it's not even an impressive prediction and that's what makes me so mad
@oren1305
@oren1305 7 жыл бұрын
+Gavin Macpherson-Smith Granted, given Star Wars: TLJ, _all_ the characters will be completely stupid. Gender equality!
@SpawnRevenge92
@SpawnRevenge92 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck, that's so likely it's scary.
@BananaMana69
@BananaMana69 7 жыл бұрын
She's also gonna be the one to do the Kessel Run. No doubt it will be a woman who does it.
@NexusVerbal
@NexusVerbal 7 жыл бұрын
Rich's title of Han Solo: A Smuggler's Tale is much better than the official one: Solo: A Star Wars Story. Sad.
@MarkyMatey
@MarkyMatey 7 жыл бұрын
Nexus Verbal Funny me and many fans knew it was going to called that.
@machcruiser5592
@machcruiser5592 7 жыл бұрын
Mark G. I think Mr. Plinkett mentioned that title in his force awakens overview, but I might be mistaken.
@JoshFingerhut
@JoshFingerhut 7 жыл бұрын
You need to remind them it's Star Wars or they'll forget.
@LordElfa
@LordElfa 6 жыл бұрын
Nexus Verbal I'm down with Han Solo a Han Solo solo story.
@simonpurist4499
@simonpurist4499 6 жыл бұрын
Nexus Verbal it's called name-dropping. Like "Star Trek: Enterprise" anything to squeeze one more drop of blood out of a dead horse.
@Darkbeatdk
@Darkbeatdk 7 жыл бұрын
Somebody at Disney is sweating bullets right now "Who?!! Who leaked our movie?!!! How did they know??!!"
@foxybingo1112
@foxybingo1112 7 жыл бұрын
No they'll probably keep trying and failing to be funny. Is there any way at all this movie could turn out good?
@TheAnakinchosen1
@TheAnakinchosen1 7 жыл бұрын
It could I mean after all the world... is changing
@foxybingo1112
@foxybingo1112 7 жыл бұрын
I doubt it. It will probably be just another painfully mediocre action movie full of annoying fan service that most people will forget about after 5 minutes. No wonder the good directors have started to move to TV. This cinematic universe craze is killing the movie industry.
@foxybingo1112
@foxybingo1112 7 жыл бұрын
Maxime Bocxtaele What does that film have to do with a Han Solo movie?
@Psychisianist
@Psychisianist 7 жыл бұрын
Jason fox what the hell, I don't even know how that got there. Smartphone issues, I hope.
@hughJ
@hughJ 6 жыл бұрын
Mike has a harder time recalling the plots of movies that he's actually seen.
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Patyx42
@Patyx42 5 жыл бұрын
That's just dementia kicking in
@jrlaps521
@jrlaps521 2 жыл бұрын
In the last Halloween episode he couldn’t even think of the names of movies they’ve shown on BOTW
@xant8344
@xant8344 2 жыл бұрын
Because 75% of his brain is dedicated to memorizing episodes of Star Trek
@Enoch420
@Enoch420 2 жыл бұрын
People tend to repress traumatic memories and events
@FranciscoAlves-om2kj
@FranciscoAlves-om2kj 6 жыл бұрын
The whole Rich's description of the Kessel run and the black hole is spot on, except it's a giant squid that falls in the singularity. I can't believe I'm saying this but Rich won.
@thesaltmerchant4564
@thesaltmerchant4564 5 жыл бұрын
To quote Mike "nah man you're (rich) solid."
@victorybenevolent3113
@victorybenevolent3113 5 жыл бұрын
Rich is always right and the best, saying this unironically i'd fuck rich
@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme 5 жыл бұрын
@@victorybenevolent3113 You didn't have to say unironically. Everyone wants to fuck Rich, except maybe Shaq. Or especially Shaq.
@spethmanjones2997
@spethmanjones2997 4 жыл бұрын
@@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme Thank you for that mental image. If you need me, I'll be curled up in my half-bathroom in a fetal position, covered in vomit.
@videogamenostalgia
@videogamenostalgia 3 жыл бұрын
You only live upon this earth because Rich Evans allows it.
@m.c4210
@m.c4210 7 жыл бұрын
"That is so dumb. It HAS to happen" Rich Evans 2017
@robkennedy79
@robkennedy79 7 жыл бұрын
Jabba starts off as really thin and in shape.
@80swoodpanel
@80swoodpanel 7 жыл бұрын
For the ladies of course! Plus that's a new model for a toy right there. Yes!
@wolfiethebumpireslyr
@wolfiethebumpireslyr 7 жыл бұрын
I love this
@CaleTheNail
@CaleTheNail 6 жыл бұрын
Great idea but wasn't jaba in episode 1, watching the pod race and still fat. Or is that a different Hut?
@truesoulghost2777
@truesoulghost2777 5 жыл бұрын
@@muznick canon
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sirhenrymf
@sirhenrymf 6 жыл бұрын
How could they not predict "Lando Calrissian will be in love with a bitchy robot with a hamfisted abolishing slavery sideplot and he'll cry over her dying before uploading her brain into the Falcon"? That was such an obvious place for the movie to go that I can't believe neither of them got it.
@loganmenchaca
@loganmenchaca 6 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic! But you got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your masterplan?!
@DoctorObviously
@DoctorObviously 6 жыл бұрын
They werent thinking stupid enough.
@KneelB4Bacon
@KneelB4Bacon 6 жыл бұрын
This also means that pain-in-the-ass droid has been a part of the Millennium Falcon since Episode 4. Disney managed to retroactively f*ck-up an iconic piece of Star Wars hardware. That shouldn't even be possible.
@iwritechecksatthegrocerystore
@iwritechecksatthegrocerystore 5 жыл бұрын
Catzilla don’t underestimate the power of the dark- Disney. The power of Disney.
@Ralndrath
@Ralndrath 5 жыл бұрын
No one could've predicted that stupidity lol
@calebb3651
@calebb3651 7 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining the writers watching this and losing their minds as every guess is in the film.
@wearealreadydeadfam8214
@wearealreadydeadfam8214 7 жыл бұрын
kilroy987 “Oh no the movie’s too predictable. We’ll never turn a profit because audiences have standards!” Said no film producer ever.
@ninjalokust
@ninjalokust 7 жыл бұрын
Lando will yell "don't get cocky kid" at Han when they are flying the Kessle run with Lando flying and Han shooting as they run from the empire. The bet with Lando will be that Chewie can fix the damage to the ship.
@edgepixel8467
@edgepixel8467 7 жыл бұрын
Even if they knew it wouldn’t matter. “Oh no, some smartass guessed our lazy script” is not the critical factor when milking the Star Wars franchise.
@iansmith8796
@iansmith8796 7 жыл бұрын
For their sake, I hope so. This is a better idea than the other newer crap in Star Wars
@g3arma5ter
@g3arma5ter 7 жыл бұрын
One year from now, at least half of this video will be spot on...
@daasbuffy
@daasbuffy 7 жыл бұрын
It will be the movie version of a car crash; it will be glorious . . . ly bad! I'm kind of excited to see it now.
@Tyrannosaurus28
@Tyrannosaurus28 7 жыл бұрын
Ron Howard teased the Kessel Run today. It's happening.
@pongod5751
@pongod5751 7 жыл бұрын
gearmast3r which half?
@ChristianSmithable
@ChristianSmithable 7 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t even matter what half either. Any half of this video coming true marks a huge decline of Star Wars story writing.
@BBoyRiffRaff
@BBoyRiffRaff 7 жыл бұрын
gearmast3
@bul13ts
@bul13ts 7 жыл бұрын
I guarantee that the moment Han sees the Millenium Falcon, the first thing out if his mouth will be, "What a piece of junk!"
@thishandleisntavailable42069
@thishandleisntavailable42069 7 жыл бұрын
Poirot's Mustache I am 100% certain this will happen.
@SireOblivion
@SireOblivion 7 жыл бұрын
Calrissian will then tell him, "She's got it where it counts!"
@Tatti12321
@Tatti12321 7 жыл бұрын
My first thought too, surprised they didn't mention it.
@NealX
@NealX 7 жыл бұрын
AND THEN I WILL CLAP!
@steamedrice97
@steamedrice97 7 жыл бұрын
It's like poetry.
@MOVIEidol
@MOVIEidol 6 жыл бұрын
THEY GOT SO MUCH RIGHT
@dreyn7780
@dreyn7780 5 жыл бұрын
You're not wiser than 30,000 employees. That's what you're fighting. It's not 1 person Vs 1 person. You probably weren't even born by 1977. Remind yourself you're not the establishment. You didn't take it over either. You're the insane generation.
@dahSweep
@dahSweep 5 жыл бұрын
What.
@dannydewario1550
@dannydewario1550 5 жыл бұрын
@@dreyn7780 I think you got the wrong number
@dreyn7780
@dreyn7780 5 жыл бұрын
Not an acceptable comment. You failed to comment.
@dreyn7780
@dreyn7780 5 жыл бұрын
You have no standing in the community. You’re not listened too.
@jokingswood
@jokingswood 7 жыл бұрын
Mike's Palpatine impression is just getting so good.
@iannelson2756
@iannelson2756 7 жыл бұрын
Spot. On.
@OldemarFIN
@OldemarFIN 6 жыл бұрын
Only surpassed by his incredible Vader.
@goofboy413
@goofboy413 7 жыл бұрын
It's honestly painful how believable this all is.
@caldrogo9212
@caldrogo9212 7 жыл бұрын
@22:45 When they cue the theme... ...I'm sold that that's gonna happen.
@will3xv
@will3xv 3 жыл бұрын
it's all true
@ClericalError87
@ClericalError87 7 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever seen Mike as excited as he was when he thought of the Slave I.
@askagorn
@askagorn 7 жыл бұрын
He knew Disney would call him the week after to give him a screenwriter credit.
@DiRtYLaWs2007
@DiRtYLaWs2007 7 жыл бұрын
Best intake of air ever! Quality gasp. :)
@AvielMannBallo
@AvielMannBallo 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Mike's Palpatine is one of the best impressions I've ever heard, and then two seconds later you hear Mike's Vader and it's crap
@ryanrotolo1102
@ryanrotolo1102 Жыл бұрын
The one impression he can’t do is the one impression that everyone knows how to do
@donweatherwax9318
@donweatherwax9318 2 ай бұрын
It's jarring. It's like Ian McDiarmid attended his grandson's Star Wars themed school play, and for a lark decided to step in and play the Emperor role himself.
@TheCelticTiger32
@TheCelticTiger32 7 жыл бұрын
You could have a young kid bump into Han and spill his drink, and have the boys father come rushing over to try and clean Han up and say something like "Luke, look what you've done" Han would say something back like "don't worry, no point crying over blue milk". The father and Luke could walk away and you could hear Luke ask his dad "I'd like to try blue milk one day" as they leave Han could say something like "huh, you know what Chewie, if I ever have a kid, stab me with a light sabre and throw me off a railing"
@AiggEbe
@AiggEbe 7 жыл бұрын
TheCelticTiger32 This comment would get 8K likes on any Star Wars channel and tons of replies like "xD that would be awwwwwsum!!!"
@Olysk8er
@Olysk8er 7 жыл бұрын
Blue milk is farmed from enslaved Wookies.
@nickbernard7187
@nickbernard7187 7 жыл бұрын
TheCelticTiger32 omg and Chewie could be like "RAWWARRRAWWHARRR"
@chahiru1985
@chahiru1985 7 жыл бұрын
I chuckled, Thankyou.
@Joseph_Tacos
@Joseph_Tacos 7 жыл бұрын
"Now I owe YOU a round."
@bomheaur
@bomheaur 7 жыл бұрын
The star wars universe is simultaneously the biggest and smallest universe in film history.
@Apjooz
@Apjooz 7 жыл бұрын
Trend that started in the original trilogy.
@moviebad109
@moviebad109 7 жыл бұрын
The Star Wars Universe is Disney's slow burn resurrection of "It's a Small World..."
@matthewdavison2622
@matthewdavison2622 7 жыл бұрын
It's a galaxy fill with endless story idea, yet everyone wants to tell stories related to what we're familiar with.
@EclipseHedgehog
@EclipseHedgehog 7 жыл бұрын
everyone is secretly a skywalker/solo
@GoEatATowel
@GoEatATowel 7 жыл бұрын
This is why 40k is better
@AgentDrew81
@AgentDrew81 7 жыл бұрын
I saw Ron Howards recent tweet with a picture of what is supposedly the spice mines of Kessel. Immediately thought about this video. IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
@spethmanjones2997
@spethmanjones2997 4 жыл бұрын
8:05 The way Mike says, "hmm... that _is_ stupid" and looks off into space contemplating makes it so clear that he meant "hmm... that _is_ stupid enough to have been written by the Disney Star Wars writers, so it's actually quite probable." Dammit I love this channel so much.
@matthewbranner9665
@matthewbranner9665 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly lmao, after watching I came to the comments looking for this
@TatoTheButcher
@TatoTheButcher 7 жыл бұрын
How many times will Han be told the odds? How many bad feelings will he have about this?
@JacobHillSBD
@JacobHillSBD 7 жыл бұрын
Wiffles Wifflemeister "I have a bad feeling about this." -People seeing the movie.
@moonie9000
@moonie9000 7 жыл бұрын
"Don't tell me the odds." - People in denial about this movie being certainly awful.
@xen0bia
@xen0bia 7 жыл бұрын
You guys forgot the most important thing. How did Han get his boots? Did he purchase them at the space store??! These are the kind of things I need to know!
@KeeseToast
@KeeseToast 7 жыл бұрын
xen0bia There's going to be an Indiana Jones moment. Han will get the boots from his father right before his dad has to leave to work for the resistance or something important. Young Han Solo will step into the way too big boots and his father will say something generic like: you'll grow into them. This cuts right into older Han Solo wearing the boots. Camera pans up and he gets hit in the face and imprisoned to the space mines. And cut! Perfect!
@Craplatte
@Craplatte 7 жыл бұрын
I got the Nerd Crew reference, I CLAPPED!!!
@uristmccheeselove1019
@uristmccheeselove1019 7 жыл бұрын
xen0bia Personally I won't be able to rest unless i know the exact serial number and the name of the person that made the boots
@nono9543
@nono9543 7 жыл бұрын
THIS GUY GETS IT
@nickhodges4134
@nickhodges4134 7 жыл бұрын
Nice reference, which vid was that from again? One of my fave Mike lines
@richardlongd6244
@richardlongd6244 7 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to come back to this video immediately after watching this film
@fotofillholland
@fotofillholland 7 жыл бұрын
I wanna see a Cinema Sins "Everything wrong with.." spin off video, with dinging noises.
@hannibalburgers477
@hannibalburgers477 6 жыл бұрын
Richard LongD i dont know. i am sure their version will bemuch better than original one
@Mordiaken
@Mordiaken 4 жыл бұрын
dont fall asleep w/ redlettermedia playing, Rich's laugh is an alarm clock.
@testingmysoup5678
@testingmysoup5678 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I'll wake up at 3 am in fight or flight cause of that
@PALACIO254
@PALACIO254 3 жыл бұрын
It soothes my dreams like a sweet wee babe
@jessehenderson2967
@jessehenderson2967 2 жыл бұрын
Ive had RLM induced nightmares, that make no sense, and then I wake up and Rich and Mike are talking about Star Trek and it matches my dreams.
@pdubbs88
@pdubbs88 2 жыл бұрын
It sounds like Salacious Crumb.
@Enoch420
@Enoch420 2 жыл бұрын
@@jessehenderson2967 literally happens. They were actually in the dream tho too it was kinda cool lol
@sdgaara2
@sdgaara2 7 жыл бұрын
The movie ends with Han and Chewie taking a well deserved sit down at the Mos Eisly cantina after a whacky adventure, in the distance a rowdy bar patron gets into a brawl and has his arm sliced off with a lightsaber. Han looks on and says "I have a bad feeling about this." *credits*
@grt002
@grt002 7 жыл бұрын
PulpFic-Sean Formerly sdgaara2 yes I said this on some other posts. I will be so upset if they do this. What a God-awful idea that they will probably do.
@Byrvurra
@Byrvurra 7 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I hate you.
@jonnisko
@jonnisko 7 жыл бұрын
PulpFic-Sean Formerly sdgaara2 Nah, I'm pretty sure they will make a sequel to this.
@TheZandra17
@TheZandra17 7 жыл бұрын
DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS
@gkay8889
@gkay8889 7 жыл бұрын
it would be nice actually
@mikepaquette153
@mikepaquette153 7 жыл бұрын
They should show Han firing up the lightsaber and it burns his chin, thereby explaining how he got the scar on his chin.
@cindywilliford2878
@cindywilliford2878 7 жыл бұрын
Mike Paquette it's so stupid that you KNOW it'll be in the movie
@obiclone
@obiclone 7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@cyrollan
@cyrollan 2 жыл бұрын
this is amazingly funny
@chaseduran
@chaseduran 7 жыл бұрын
There's going to be a scene with young Han and his dad, and Han will say something like, "I want to be a pilot when I grow up." And his dad will put his hand on his shoulder and say, "Son, you can be anything you want to be. Just don't ever let anyone tell you the odds." And then Han will stare into his father's eyes and say, "I know."
@IndyDefense
@IndyDefense 7 жыл бұрын
*puts gun in mouth* *thinks for a second* Nah, not today.
@ckbooks
@ckbooks 7 жыл бұрын
I read that as "Han will stare into the camera" and I laughed out loud.
@bakedspade
@bakedspade 7 жыл бұрын
That would be some Spaceballs kinda shit.
@Dark0niro
@Dark0niro 7 жыл бұрын
Joke or not, mark this dude's words
@DistractedGlobeGuy
@DistractedGlobeGuy 7 жыл бұрын
There's gonna be a scene where a droid tells Han the odds of successfully pulling something off, and Han's gonna listen and make his decision based on those odds. Then, it's going to backfire horribly and he'll get pissed off that the droid was wrong.
@mrtomato5132
@mrtomato5132 7 жыл бұрын
"never tell me the odds"
@zachanikwano
@zachanikwano 6 жыл бұрын
+Mr Tomato Plus now we know why Han hates droids. Two birds one stone.
@GameyRaccoon
@GameyRaccoon 5 жыл бұрын
You did it.
@zspark14gamesnquips22
@zspark14gamesnquips22 5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, super campy hilarity would've made the movie better. This is brilliant.
@asisin2
@asisin2 4 жыл бұрын
ZSpark14 Games N’ Quips Supposedly thats what the previous directors where aiming for a straight up campy comedy. Then Kathleen stepped in...
@commandZee
@commandZee 7 жыл бұрын
It's not a vest, it's a smock. Before he was a smuggler Han worked at the intergalactic imperial Home Depot. Woody was his supervisor.
@Mr_Bones.
@Mr_Bones. 7 жыл бұрын
commandZee "Excuse me sir, where can I find coupler fuses for my pod racer?"
@ItsMichaelReid
@ItsMichaelReid 7 жыл бұрын
commandZee "Sir where are the power converters?"
@MetalBadger1
@MetalBadger1 7 жыл бұрын
"Don't knock my smock, or I'll clean your clock."
@benjaminsmythe8967
@benjaminsmythe8967 7 жыл бұрын
100% Han calls the Falcon a piece of junk when he first sees it.
@isaned
@isaned 7 жыл бұрын
I'd laugh if, for once, he calls it a beautiful ship, or everyone does, until after Han gets it, then it becomes a piece of junk.
@PangolinMontanari
@PangolinMontanari 6 жыл бұрын
There'll be some comedy scene where it looks all shiny and new and then Han lands the ship after flying it the first time and all the shiny bits fall off.
@Bounsingonbongos1
@Bounsingonbongos1 6 жыл бұрын
isaned seems like you got it right
@rydermccall3590
@rydermccall3590 6 жыл бұрын
Oh dear god no
@ravenclawtom
@ravenclawtom 6 жыл бұрын
Lenny Kravitz galatically speaking, .5 past light speed, is so slow its almost irrelevant.
@halfbakedthoughts
@halfbakedthoughts 7 жыл бұрын
As a disney representative I can confirm that we are moving ahead with your excellent idea for a script
@LakierosJordy
@LakierosJordy 4 жыл бұрын
the 'That IS stupid' said in a tone of 'you're probably right' was hilarious
@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley
@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley 7 жыл бұрын
Is there going to be a scene where Uncle Woody teaches Han how to move his head at the speed of light in case of a Bounty Hunter shoots first?
@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley
@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley 7 жыл бұрын
Kjell - In case the other shooter is completely frozen.
@Hakumo84
@Hakumo84 7 жыл бұрын
Was this a sexual comment? I am not sure...
@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley
@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley 7 жыл бұрын
Hakumo84 - It is.
@AwesomeMooseSmile
@AwesomeMooseSmile 7 жыл бұрын
Jean-Paul Lane Valley no because that wouldn't be pandering to the hardcore star wars fanbase.
@simonpurist4499
@simonpurist4499 6 жыл бұрын
Jean-Paul Lane Valley yep, last name Woodpecker. He does it all the time in his cartoons. "Hahaha HA-ha!"
@robkennedy79
@robkennedy79 7 жыл бұрын
Chewbacca starts off speaking perfect English then gets shot in the throat, henceforth talks in his normal Chewie voice the rest of the movie
@lanceanderson2610
@lanceanderson2610 7 жыл бұрын
Robert Kennedy I can only pray this happens
@chubokuay590
@chubokuay590 7 жыл бұрын
If this isn’t a joke, maybe watch Revenge of the Sith again?
@lanceanderson2610
@lanceanderson2610 7 жыл бұрын
JustNard_ lol it’s a joke
@ytdavasquez
@ytdavasquez 7 жыл бұрын
Chewbacca starts off speaking normal english then Mace Windu or another Jedi, Sifo Dyas maybe, crushes his throat with the force and THEN he speaks with growls.
@Philo-ul2uq
@Philo-ul2uq 6 жыл бұрын
Robert Kennedy I hate you so much
@tomlaw8821
@tomlaw8821 7 жыл бұрын
I am now convinced this video is the sole reason for so many re-shoots. They watched this and went... oh shit.
@TheBigBovy
@TheBigBovy 7 жыл бұрын
tom law you have to wonder what it'll be like before and after the reshoots. CAREFUL HAN YOU GOTTA SHOOT THEM FIRST BEFORE THEY DO WINK WINK
@ekoms108
@ekoms108 7 жыл бұрын
TWIST... they did the reshoots to incorporate RLM's ideas into the movie.
@NerdRahtio
@NerdRahtio 7 жыл бұрын
Sadly... they may have thought they needed to add some of the stuff that left out in!
@tghk3
@tghk3 7 жыл бұрын
You know I think you're probably fucking spot on with that
@AzaniAnimationsGroup
@AzaniAnimationsGroup 7 жыл бұрын
lmao
@AidilAfham
@AidilAfham 6 жыл бұрын
For predictions that try to be as terrible as possible, they got so much of it spot on.
@invisiblehand13
@invisiblehand13 4 жыл бұрын
and the thins they were "wrong" about were SO MUCH BETTER than what we actually got in the movie! So. Dumb.
@Bollibompa
@Bollibompa 3 жыл бұрын
@@invisiblehand13 Nah, the movie was all right.
@ZaveAres
@ZaveAres 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bollibompa Nah, the movie was dog shit.
@Bollibompa
@Bollibompa 2 жыл бұрын
@The Rotten💯 I think your expectations are a bit too high. There are probably movies you like that objectively suck ass; ponder why it is so. Why give them slack but not this fun lil' space flick.
@BobBluth
@BobBluth 7 жыл бұрын
Woody Harrelson's character will be murdered in front of Han so he can have his, "NOOOOO!!!" moment. 'Cause everybody's gotta have that.
@BobBluth
@BobBluth 7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
@furtim1
@furtim1 7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Luke's "nooo!" when Obi Wan died. And Leia's when Alderan blew up. And Chewie's/what's her face saying "Nooo" when Han died. And so forth...
@Ladondorf
@Ladondorf 7 жыл бұрын
Ideally, the Han Solo movie should basically be *"Corellian Graffiti".* A simple movie about young adults getting into misadventures but with a Star Wars spin on it.
@DMO-DMO-DMO
@DMO-DMO-DMO 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but then they'd hafta bring Lucas back on board
@Ladondorf
@Ladondorf 7 жыл бұрын
That actually wouldn't be such a bad idea as long as Lucas isn't given directorial duties. I know Disney wants nothing to do with him though.
@DMO-DMO-DMO
@DMO-DMO-DMO 7 жыл бұрын
Well i'm just joking about the "American Graffiti" aspect. American Graffiti was a great movie, but Lucas also wrote the Phantom Menace too, wasn't just director
@Ladondorf
@Ladondorf 7 жыл бұрын
Very true. He's best at coming up with ideas for other people to bring to life. Phantom Menace might've benefited from a script by Lawrence Kasdan.
@NatsumiTakanawa
@NatsumiTakanawa 6 жыл бұрын
dmodmodmo Lucas' writing isn't bad at all. He's brilliant at world-building. It's the execution of movies that are terrible. I'd rather have new Star Wars content than the same-old, re-hashed, nostalgia reliant horse shit that Disney continues to put out. It's like their business motto is "Let's make shitty movies and fool people into thinking they like them by putting on a Star Wars skin. Let's do the same shit that was done in the original trilogy, over and over and over again".
@aftermarketgirl
@aftermarketgirl 7 жыл бұрын
to avoid spoilers, skip to 31:39
@CertifiedGhoul
@CertifiedGhoul 7 жыл бұрын
Tamara Ryan underated comment
@commissionergordan
@commissionergordan 7 жыл бұрын
skip to 19.06 for the Star Trek reference
@ElMoppo1
@ElMoppo1 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks, nearly ruined the movie for me.
@donweatherwax9318
@donweatherwax9318 2 ай бұрын
​​@@ElMoppo1 Congratulations Señor Moppo, you have written an underrated _reply_ to an underrated comment. [cheers, vuvuzelas]
@starvalkyrie
@starvalkyrie 6 жыл бұрын
Mike's Palpatine is too real
@vb-8
@vb-8 7 жыл бұрын
Han chases a baby rancor down a cave tunnel and comes around a bend to find an entire cavern full of adult rancors and turns around to run the opposite way!
@mattponikvar4944
@mattponikvar4944 7 жыл бұрын
Arvenas Great subtle callback!
@atoonproductions
@atoonproductions 7 жыл бұрын
Arvenas thats fuckin hilarious
@ianpage9979
@ianpage9979 7 жыл бұрын
I want an animation of these two acting out the scenarios in the video. It'd be so great
@adsilcott
@adsilcott 7 жыл бұрын
I'm worried that the movie they're predicting will be better than the actual one...
@McMachal
@McMachal 7 жыл бұрын
adsilcott They always are lol
@neonlost
@neonlost 7 жыл бұрын
After watching The Last Jedi... I swear a bunch of morons theories online were better than that fuckin bizarre mess.
@coffeeengineerkenzie
@coffeeengineerkenzie 6 жыл бұрын
Solo SPOILERS! What they got right: -Woody has the blaster and gives it to Han -Basically says the “you got heart kid” line -Gets punched in the face -Working for Jabba at the end -Big time heist -Woody betrays Han/switcheroo -Woody also dies -Betrayal by love interest as well -Han is captured as a deserter in the Imperial army, and meets Chewbacca -Chewbacca is introduced in the Imperial prison, han is led to believe he’s a monster -Wookiees are forced labor in spice mines -They rescue themselves from the Imperial prison -They fly near a black hole-like place, the monster that chases them is sucked in
@Midgert89
@Midgert89 6 жыл бұрын
Well fuck me. I bet they didnt see Dath Maul coming though, haha.
@georgezee5173
@georgezee5173 6 жыл бұрын
Another one: -They put their stolen cargo underneath the Millennium Falcon's floor.
@sejembalm
@sejembalm 6 жыл бұрын
Also: 19:45 -Han is from Correllia. Wrong on: 13:04 -Rich rejects the dull idea of Han winning the Millennium Falcon by betting in a Sabacc card game. But Han stealing Boba Fett's Slave-1 starship and breaking out a captured Jedi in carbonite and a baby Rancor from Kessel to take to Tatooine sounded... interesting.
@chromosomedcollector
@chromosomedcollector 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot that solo ends where a new hope starts
@danielpauley9113
@danielpauley9113 8 ай бұрын
You totally forgot that Mynocks would be referenced in the film
@roberdybob9337
@roberdybob9337 7 жыл бұрын
Undoubtedly the gold gay robot and his "mate" will show up for no reason
@frankponti
@frankponti 7 жыл бұрын
"gold gay robot" Hahaha
@CosmicTeapot
@CosmicTeapot 7 жыл бұрын
They'll eventually run into the Rebellion and it'll be the Tantative IV. We'll see them walk past C-3PO standing next to R2-D2 (because they have obviously been walking around in circles into that ship for 20 years) who will say a snarky remark about Han. Also, they'll interact with Bail Organa and he'll briefly mention his daughter to which the audience will whisper to each other ''Awww he's talking about Leia'' whilst shedding a tear.
@fantom5894
@fantom5894 7 жыл бұрын
Wasn't 3PO living in little Ani's hut on Tatooine while Han was young? Just wondering.
@vinndolyn5976
@vinndolyn5976 7 жыл бұрын
What kind of utter loser doesn't like c3p0 and R2
@zbh9268
@zbh9268 6 жыл бұрын
And when people see them THEY'LL CLAP!
@joechops90
@joechops90 7 жыл бұрын
These are some truly terrible ideas. Can't wait to see them featured in the final film!
@rebelinsight7917
@rebelinsight7917 7 жыл бұрын
Don't pay to see it though dude!
@Awesome9466
@Awesome9466 7 жыл бұрын
How it will really end,Han Solo will sit in his seat, camera will pan across the screen, and Chewbacca will walk in its way and Han Solo will transform into Harrison Ford CGI Solo. #MINDBLOWING #INNOVATIVE #NEWGENERATION
@pliskin101
@pliskin101 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck, i can see it already
@PanAndScanBuddy
@PanAndScanBuddy 7 жыл бұрын
That's upsettingly exactly how this shit goes.
@traviswight8987
@traviswight8987 7 жыл бұрын
#BROKENEWGROUND
@jackcole2628
@jackcole2628 7 жыл бұрын
Would it be more realistic to have Harrison Ford de-aged so he looks 40 years younger, or just a fully CGI Harrison Ford?
@ninjalokust
@ninjalokust 7 жыл бұрын
Lando will yell "dont get cocky kid" at han when they are flying the kessle run with lando flying and han shooting as they run from the empire. The bet with Lando will be that Chewie can fix the damage to the ship.
@RandomHeroX
@RandomHeroX 6 жыл бұрын
Having seen the movie, they got at least 60 percent correct, all from pulling the dumbest ideas they could think of overnight.
@joshuaanderson4090
@joshuaanderson4090 2 жыл бұрын
@@SammEater maybe both!
@Luigigigas
@Luigigigas 7 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, I can feel the new ground breaking already.
@godzillaconspiracytheory2331
@godzillaconspiracytheory2331 7 жыл бұрын
Wait this is what Plinkket looks like?
@lwzeis
@lwzeis 6 жыл бұрын
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE MILLENIAL FALCON
@michaelpalmer5351
@michaelpalmer5351 6 жыл бұрын
I clapped because it was Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones and I know what that is
@ComradeLavender
@ComradeLavender 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, Lando will have a carbonite gun. Also, he will be trying to win the race to get enough money to save his wife, who he has preserved in carbonite until he can find a cure.
@jammyjames6646
@jammyjames6646 7 жыл бұрын
Sounds like mr freeze
@ImmaLittlePip
@ImmaLittlePip 7 жыл бұрын
Is this Mr freeze mixed with the pod race?
@Eric-ux4wm
@Eric-ux4wm 7 жыл бұрын
That is so stupid that it's almost charming.
@GregPivo87
@GregPivo87 7 жыл бұрын
They got the light saber bit wrong. The guy Han's fighting picks up the light saber, turns it on, and starts swinging it around with a bunch of pomp and flourish; then Han just shoots him and walks away. You see, because it's like poetry, so that they rhyme. Every Han Solo moment in the new movie has to rhyme with an Indiana Jones moment. Hopefully it'll work.
@cheezysalt456
@cheezysalt456 7 жыл бұрын
It's gonna be great.
@sethwade
@sethwade 7 жыл бұрын
Nice callback to George, well done.
@dieppat
@dieppat 6 жыл бұрын
I really wish this had happened in the movie... I'd take a blatant Indiana Jones reference over the dozens of Star Wars references
@Horzuhammer
@Horzuhammer 6 жыл бұрын
Was there anything else with a lightsaber in the movie, except Darth Maul posing and flexing with his in the hologram?
@dreyn7780
@dreyn7780 5 жыл бұрын
You haven’t made any person like you yet. You’re not talking to a community of your peers. You don’t begin by cracking jokes. You’re NOT born with a community of friends surrounding you. The community you’re trying to approach was destroyed by drugs, WW 2, etc... so you’ve got to start from scratch and begin to build something which can get called a community.
@Benjumanjo
@Benjumanjo 4 жыл бұрын
The fact they both had such similar predictions, and the predictions were so accurate, makes me think Han Solo’s backstory was already implied very well in the original trilogy that a movie about it does not need to exist.
@primeirrational
@primeirrational Жыл бұрын
That's so true.
@hellfire5108
@hellfire5108 Жыл бұрын
But it's Star Wars, we have to make everybody's backstory. What else can they milk?
@garbagefreak
@garbagefreak 7 жыл бұрын
Han Solo awkwardly holding a lightsaber as a baby rancor attacks him and Chewbacca growls in the background. Freeze frame. Record scratch. "I guess you're wondering how I got here. I'm Han Solo, and that's my buddy, Chewie. It all started a month ago when..."
@Akoalawithshades
@Akoalawithshades 7 жыл бұрын
awkward ape and cue The Who's Baba O'Riley music
@ArtyomLensky
@ArtyomLensky 7 жыл бұрын
Are you suggesting a Harrison Ford voice-over?
@hYpYz
@hYpYz 7 жыл бұрын
oh man i cringed bad after reading this :D
@PorucznikBorewicz
@PorucznikBorewicz 7 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, we will get rid of it in the Ultimate Definitive Directors Cut Edition of the movie in 20 years.
@wanderingrandomer
@wanderingrandomer 7 жыл бұрын
"This...is me"
@Kameratyp
@Kameratyp 7 жыл бұрын
Chewbacca comes with the ship. He's just a bonus 7 feet tall pet that you get when buying a fast spaceship.
@FishyFrenzy101
@FishyFrenzy101 7 жыл бұрын
Kameratyp like babes when buying a supercar?
@michaeljoyce6492
@michaeljoyce6492 7 жыл бұрын
Han will call the Falcon a piece of junk at some point in the movie, and generally trash the ship.
@authentic6825
@authentic6825 7 жыл бұрын
"Rich, I love this idea" "I know" I can't believe I missed that on my first watch!
@alexsilva28
@alexsilva28 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I missed that as well
@jond2697
@jond2697 5 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@mightymaxglitches1548
@mightymaxglitches1548 5 жыл бұрын
Those clever bastards
@ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н
@ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н 5 жыл бұрын
It's so dense, every minute has so many jokes going on.
@sammyescagne
@sammyescagne 7 жыл бұрын
It'll end with a CGI 1977 Harrison Ford in that final scene
@Swarm509
@Swarm509 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck, you are 100% correct. It is too stupid not to happen. Bonus points for a CGI Alec Guinness when Chewie goes to talk to him at the bar.
@grt002
@grt002 7 жыл бұрын
Swarm509 god dammit this better not happen. "Hope"
@grt002
@grt002 7 жыл бұрын
Swarm509 or it'll show CGI Alec Guinness and he'll say "I've got a bad feeling about this" and then the movie will end.
@BassPlayer60134
@BassPlayer60134 7 жыл бұрын
Oh crap it probably will.
@Daniel-Cruz
@Daniel-Cruz 7 жыл бұрын
Sammy Escagne I honestly would rather see the movie with young cgi Harrison Ford voiced by Harrison Ford. I don't even like the thought of han solo without his Harrison Ford's voice
@jplittle1987
@jplittle1987 7 жыл бұрын
The Carbon Freezing Gun was actually a weapon in the PC game Mysteries Of The Sith. Yes, some other hack already beat you guys to it in the late '90s.
@StillTheVoid
@StillTheVoid 7 жыл бұрын
Well you beat me to that reference I just posted. Who's that hack, now? -__-
@Fatmen21
@Fatmen21 7 жыл бұрын
Joe Little never played that but I imagine it could have worked in a video game no?
@jplittle1987
@jplittle1987 7 жыл бұрын
PsychoH Yeah it was kinda fun in multiplayer.
@mattdelorme6582
@mattdelorme6582 7 жыл бұрын
i was just thinking about mysteries of the sith too
@BrokenCurtain
@BrokenCurtain 7 жыл бұрын
Mike's impressions of Star Wars characters are awesome.
@lagbait3076
@lagbait3076 4 жыл бұрын
"I think I'm not thinking stupid enough." Three years late to seeing this one but the insight for SW movies is still on point.
@AgentXXSmith
@AgentXXSmith 7 жыл бұрын
I'm so grateful to see the facial contortions Mike makes when doing his Palpatine voice
@DakNJaxter
@DakNJaxter 7 жыл бұрын
His impression is uncanny.
@thechairman1318
@thechairman1318 7 жыл бұрын
Mike: *"IT'S SO BAD, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!"*
@bedoniyt
@bedoniyt 7 жыл бұрын
20:29
@xkristianx
@xkristianx 7 жыл бұрын
Han won't use a lightsaber. He'll use a blaster on a guy who draws a saber and flashes and whirls it around. Han will blast the lightsaber guy and just walk around. Just like Han Solo and the Temple of Doom.
@RiseOfTheKumquat67
@RiseOfTheKumquat67 7 жыл бұрын
Compared to all of the other stupid fan service things that will actually make it into the film, I would actually love to see that.
@AlyoshaKutlin
@AlyoshaKutlin 7 жыл бұрын
But that would actually be vaguely amusing.
@hardleftturn7274
@hardleftturn7274 7 жыл бұрын
It was raiders but temple of doom references it too so whatever. This could be the greatest most idiotic movie in existence and I'm dying to see it.
@Wolfkiller
@Wolfkiller 7 жыл бұрын
I would be extra okay with this if the scene was also intentionally mocking the overly choreographed boring light saber action of the prequels.
@ninjalokust
@ninjalokust 7 жыл бұрын
Lando will yell "dont get cocky kid" at han when they are flying the kessle run with lando flying and han shooting as they run from the empire. The bet with Lando will be that Chewie can fix the damage to the ship.
@Jojje94
@Jojje94 6 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the whole Kessel run thing just Han doing a bullshit brag to try to sell his shitty ship and services cause he's a scumbag liar? That would explain the "parsecs" thing. He saw a kid and an old man and figured they wouldn't know what the hell he was saying anyway, only that it sounded impressive.
@Wobbothe3rd
@Wobbothe3rd 6 жыл бұрын
Way too smart thinking for Star Wars, even back then.
@immortaluglyfish2724
@immortaluglyfish2724 3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing that the script pointed out that Obi Wan knew he was bullshitting. In the movie Ben even gives Han a wry smile, showing he knows Han is bullshitting.
@lowserver2
@lowserver2 2 жыл бұрын
The same way stormtroopers were only soldiers, some nerd or Lucas himself, said "they must be clones!". Screwing things from the original movies is star wars specialty
@tackywhale5664
@tackywhale5664 Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure in the pre-Disney EU canon, it actually happened.
@LaserfaceJones
@LaserfaceJones 7 жыл бұрын
I hope one of the writers sees this and thinks "What have we done..."
@the_narthex
@the_narthex 7 жыл бұрын
The REAL reason the writers got all pissy. This whole, "Fire the directors" was a ruse. I mean, on what movie are the writers ever happy? NONE. But producers never fire the director because of unhappy writers. Something's amiss.
@alwindsor7299
@alwindsor7299 7 жыл бұрын
I like to think Lawrence Kasdan is watching this and just seething
@hendrikalbert3910
@hendrikalbert3910 7 жыл бұрын
The bad plots Mike and Rich made up will most likely be better than the plot of the actual movie.
@matthewcurran9632
@matthewcurran9632 7 жыл бұрын
KMAC Is that like a skull-ghost?
@timcollins9902
@timcollins9902 7 жыл бұрын
This whole website should be Mike reading the entirety of Wookiepedia to Rich. And also reading the entirety of Memory Alpha to Jay.
@joebobhenrybob2000
@joebobhenrybob2000 7 жыл бұрын
It would be even more awesome if he pulls out and reads the 1980 Star Trek Spaceflight Chronology.
@SomeGuy_GRM
@SomeGuy_GRM 7 жыл бұрын
Yes. The whole website. As in ALL of KZbin! Get on it Google!
@timcollins9902
@timcollins9902 7 жыл бұрын
Technical Manuals. All of them.
@mr.battle20
@mr.battle20 5 жыл бұрын
The whole Kessel Run thing was ridiculous. I always took it as Han talking out of his ass, because he thought Luke and Obi-Wan wouldn't know any better.
@macdrown3892
@macdrown3892 9 ай бұрын
It's IN THE SCRIPT NOTES FOR THE MOVIE. HAN Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? BEN Should I have? HAN It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! Ben reacts to Solo's stupid attempt to impress them with obvious misinformation.
@bewilderbeestie
@bewilderbeestie 7 ай бұрын
They should have had one of those sequences where the Falcon is trying to escape from someone, takes a detour, and accidentally ends up flying through the Kessel Run finishing line, and _that's_ how it won the Kessel Run.
@NeilBulk
@NeilBulk 7 жыл бұрын
Having now seen The Last Jedi, it's probably a safe bet to say Han's dice will show up in this movie.
@blackmartini7684
@blackmartini7684 7 жыл бұрын
Neil Bulk hahaha
@kreepykulture
@kreepykulture 7 жыл бұрын
Confirmed in the trailer lol
@dreyn7780
@dreyn7780 5 жыл бұрын
This isn't a movie, its some no name dudes talking trash in KZbin.
@artistmacd
@artistmacd 7 жыл бұрын
If the movie actually wanted to fix the parsec problem, rather than Rich's black hole solution, just have the "run" take place in a dangerous area. An asteroid belt, a nebula of some kind. The distance becomes impressive because the pilot was able to navigate the asteroids through the most dangerous part, thus completing the kessel run in less distance (and time) than other ships. etc. anything like that really.
@WyandWombat
@WyandWombat 7 жыл бұрын
Actually, I thought about that thing a few years ago. Like, how naming a distance as reference for incredible speed could work out. I thought that it could actually be just fine, if you assume the Hypedrive to just be some kind of warp drive that warps spacetime. An incredibly fast ship would just warp spacetime incredibly hard, making the physical distance the ship has to travel in order to get from one point to another very short. Basically, the parsec phrase would just be a really weird way of saying that the falcon can travel at higher warp speed than your usual heap of junk. So Disney could just use the Han Solo movie for a quick introduction to general relativity during the exciting Kessel run space race and probably finish it off with a joke about how Lando's fat mother bends spacetime too.
@trevorus
@trevorus 7 жыл бұрын
This was in the expanded universe. Kessel was in a black hole cluster. The safer path is longer, the shorter brings you closer to the black holes. Shorter distance, less time, more dangerous, faster ship.
@TheSonicWafflez
@TheSonicWafflez 7 жыл бұрын
Mike's emperor impression is 11/10 love it
@rockdesu
@rockdesu 7 жыл бұрын
SonicWafflez f man... I agree.
@baris_babacan
@baris_babacan 7 жыл бұрын
If anything happens to Ian McDiarmid, Mike should voice him but he won't sell out to Disney. Oh well
@mauricioalvarez9761
@mauricioalvarez9761 6 жыл бұрын
Rich's idea of the Falcón flying near to a black hole and the compression of space is so clever that there's no way that would ever happen in a Star wars movie.
@chrissmith3668
@chrissmith3668 3 жыл бұрын
Well it happened
@warlordofbritannia
@warlordofbritannia 2 жыл бұрын
Ironically, that was the old EU explanation anyways
@bellyit
@bellyit 7 жыл бұрын
Han is going to steal a ship from the Spice Mines of Kessel where he is a slave and so he will name the ship Slave I.
@askagorn
@askagorn 7 жыл бұрын
That's why it's gonna happen
@eightcoins4401
@eightcoins4401 2 ай бұрын
Its actually called Slave 1 cuz Boba Fett is a kinky mf? Erm look up wookiepedia?
@dimentoplexitronum4923
@dimentoplexitronum4923 7 жыл бұрын
Mike's emperor impression is so perfect.
@manlystan100
@manlystan100 7 жыл бұрын
@ Dimento PLexitronum I agree. Mike should have auditioned for the voice role of The Emperor way back for the cartoon series. Instead of predicting terrible movie plots he could have been actively contributing to thus said plots!
@manlystan100
@manlystan100 7 жыл бұрын
It's a real word and I have used it correctly... thusT͟Həs/adverbliteraryformaladverb: thus1. as a result or consequence of this; therefore."Burke knocked out Byrne, thus becoming champion"synonyms:consequently, as a consequence, in consequence, thereby, so, that being so, therefore, ergo, accordingly, hence, as a result, for that reason, ipso facto, because of that, on that account "the studio handled production, thus cutting its costs"
@martymcfox8293
@martymcfox8293 7 жыл бұрын
Kit Fisto died for this?????1
@Gundamluverx
@Gundamluverx 7 жыл бұрын
Why do you think they called him "Kit Fisto"?
@Squid1986
@Squid1986 7 жыл бұрын
Kid Fisto?
@Tychoxi
@Tychoxi 7 жыл бұрын
8 year olds, dude.
@jasonbodden1600
@jasonbodden1600 7 жыл бұрын
Yoda misses the ol' Kit Fisto.
@MartyMacFry
@MartyMacFry 7 жыл бұрын
this is heavy
@chabomorphosis
@chabomorphosis 3 жыл бұрын
"Every good smuggler needs a good smuggler's vest..." Lmao
@cyrollan
@cyrollan 2 жыл бұрын
I died when they said that
@ChasR32
@ChasR32 7 жыл бұрын
These guys should be the consultants for the script.. and Disney should freaking listen to them!
@kg.1173
@kg.1173 7 жыл бұрын
Did you guys see Pirates of the Caribbean 5? 'Cause we got to see the origin of Jack's outfit and apparently he's been wearing the same clothes for 40 years. So yes it's very plausible we'll see Han get his vest.
@macswarthy
@macswarthy 7 жыл бұрын
I've got the terrible, terrible feeling that you're right on all of it :( The Kessel Run is a smuggling route that goes through a cluster of black holes. Shorter is more impressive because it means you're skirting the event horizons really closely (this was in the books). If they were smart, the movie would just be about Han trying to outdo someone else by doing the Kessel Run shorter than his rival in love. It would be a very restrained character study of Han and a small group of well-developed characters that we will never see again in any sequels. No high stakes, no Jedi, the Empire's only role would be the cops trying to stop them from smuggling, and the story would revolved around 2 dudes trying to impress a girl. If they were really smart, they'd end the movie with Han having the choice of saving his rival or killing/letting him die in such a way that only Han would ever know he did it and have Han murder his rival. I'd pay full price to see that movie.
@SleeperGuy23
@SleeperGuy23 7 жыл бұрын
That's too restrained and tight and in no way connected to the larger story to happen. You are right in that it would be better for it to be self contained instead of ting in to anything.
@StefanoFierros
@StefanoFierros 7 жыл бұрын
macswarthy Or would you say TIE-ing? Huh? See what I did there? I'll see myself out
@jointhe6461
@jointhe6461 7 жыл бұрын
That's why the movie will be over 3 hours.
@Perkustin
@Perkustin 7 жыл бұрын
Han and Lando are completing the Kessel run as a team, both with Huge cargoes of spice, (Lando is all like, 'with the score from this i could start a new life, being a planetary mining administrator, wear a cape, get my hair all straight and white guy looking.. Or Something, i dunno...'). However disaster strikes and Han has to go, jettisoning the cargo, whispering to himself; 'Come on Lando old buddy, don't let me down). Han Could have easily done the Kessel run in 11 parsecs but he let's Lando take the glory in the Falcon so he can save his love interest who totally dies anyway so the audience can eat shit. This makes Han totally bitter and totally not into selfless acts.
@KneelB4Bacon
@KneelB4Bacon 7 жыл бұрын
I think the easiest explanation for the use of "parsecs" in Episode 4 is that Lucas is an idiot, who got a unit of distance mixed up with a unit of time in his script. "Parsecs" could still work though, if the Kessel Run went through a dangerous area of space. (i.e. the shortest route was the most dangerous and thus, something to boast about.) It would be ironic if the most exciting sequence in the upcoming Han Solo movie was due to a Lucas script f*ck-up in Episode 4.
@SpawnRevenge92
@SpawnRevenge92 3 жыл бұрын
"Han Solo said Corellia once and Star Wars fans have no creativity." This is so on the money.
@KneelB4Bacon
@KneelB4Bacon 3 жыл бұрын
Luke: "You fought in the Clone Wars?" * entire MOVIE made on a throwaway line *
@Random_Person.-.
@Random_Person.-. 2 жыл бұрын
@@KneelB4Bacon Also a 7 season TV Show
@bjchit
@bjchit 2 жыл бұрын
Two animated series, plus a number of really good video games.
@MrPsyren99
@MrPsyren99 2 жыл бұрын
@@bjchit besides the first 2 battlefront games what games took place during the clone wars?
@bjchit
@bjchit 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrPsyren99 Star Wars: Jedi Starfighter, Star Wars: The Clone Wars by Pandemic Studios, several games that were tie in’s to either the movie or cartoon shows, Lego Star Wars, Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds, like I said, a lot.
@KaiserSynd1918
@KaiserSynd1918 7 жыл бұрын
Don't fucking joke about the carbonite freezing gun. That actually fucking exists in the the Old Republic MMO.
@lotus-prince
@lotus-prince 7 жыл бұрын
What, no love for Han Solo's evil bearded twin brother, Thracken Sal Solo? ...seriously, that was a thing.
@MrSt3v3nR
@MrSt3v3nR 7 жыл бұрын
One can be seen in Dark Forces 2 Jedi knight Mysteries Of The Sith
@philipkim580
@philipkim580 7 жыл бұрын
Seen? Hell, USED.
@ryancrist9565
@ryancrist9565 7 жыл бұрын
Steven Raine, YES! MYSTERIES OF THE MOTHER FUCKING SITH! Didn't you play as Luke's future wife Mara Jade in that one?
@philipkim580
@philipkim580 7 жыл бұрын
You do indeed! Even had Kyle Katarn in it as well!
@dennison9839
@dennison9839 7 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to bring my RLM checklist along with me when I screen this film with my friends. And by friends I mean myself. And my laptop. And a Filipino torrent.
@TKinfinity01
@TKinfinity01 7 жыл бұрын
Rich should play that pot belly guy who owns the Rancor
@anthonyewing7995
@anthonyewing7995 7 жыл бұрын
TKinfinity Malakili! Haha
@alanritchie7850
@alanritchie7850 7 жыл бұрын
TKinfinity And Jack could be the baby rancor. Perfect
@0xCAFEF00D
@0xCAFEF00D 7 жыл бұрын
That's how they got the script.
@chriscollins2095
@chriscollins2095 4 жыл бұрын
Seems like they came up with a more interesting concept than what we got in theaters. Smuggling a Jedi to Tatooine using a galactic space race as a cover.
@CJ-ln5dk
@CJ-ln5dk 7 жыл бұрын
27:19 How good is that impression of the Emperor??? Spot on!!!
@jazztom86
@jazztom86 7 жыл бұрын
meanwhile at Disney: "Sir, it seems our plot for the new Han Solo movie's leaked! Look at this:" *shows RLM video* "EVERYBODY PANIC! WE MUST REMAKE THE MOVIE FROM THE BEGINNING!"
@chapasproject
@chapasproject 7 жыл бұрын
lol more likely they taking notes they basically copy pasted the force awaking
@ValseInstrumentalist
@ValseInstrumentalist 7 жыл бұрын
I love how when Mike starts explaining a bunch of ridiculous nerd stuff off a piece of paper like Sabacc cards and Vader's woodoo hide polished helmet, it just fades into Rich's face as he patiently listens to all this nonsense in increasing perplexity.
@sgste
@sgste 5 жыл бұрын
Can someone re-release this, but intercut all of the accurate predictions with shots from the film? Thanks...
@frankmerker630
@frankmerker630 4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure someone already did it
@ultimateempress1739
@ultimateempress1739 4 жыл бұрын
The Dunsel: bwahaha you’re so ticked off!😂
@JayFreely
@JayFreely 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesduncan6729 you gotta go see a therapist man. There's no reason why you should've responded like that lol. Do you talk to your girlfriend like that too or do you just hit her?
@charlottecorday8494
@charlottecorday8494 3 жыл бұрын
@@JayFreely His girlfriend LMAO
@trevorwills1600
@trevorwills1600 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesduncan6729 I'll do it! I mean, yeah do it yourself! Jerk.
@WillPattenden
@WillPattenden 7 жыл бұрын
It's terrifying how believable all of this is
@Purjoloek
@Purjoloek 7 жыл бұрын
Mike's Emperor impersonation is so fucking good.
@navajo237
@navajo237 7 жыл бұрын
Pretending to play a bitter hideous looking wretch is not a stretch for him.
@rtyler7186
@rtyler7186 7 жыл бұрын
2 billion people on the earth. 2 do it right. Thanks to both Mike and the original. @27:18
@ArtyomLensky
@ArtyomLensky 7 жыл бұрын
How many people on Earth?
@rtyler7186
@rtyler7186 7 жыл бұрын
7 billion on earth. I meant there are 2 Billion on Alderan. Sorry and thanks.
@ArtyomLensky
@ArtyomLensky 7 жыл бұрын
wrong again, there are 0 people on Alderan.
@menachemsachemrobotscowitz2794
@menachemsachemrobotscowitz2794 7 жыл бұрын
You guys forgot to add Han's father telling him "Don't get cocky kid.". Because STAR WARS and because we know that line.
@grt002
@grt002 7 жыл бұрын
Menachem Sachem Robotscowitz dammit yes this too. Ugh.
@apugalypse_now
@apugalypse_now 7 жыл бұрын
I clapped! I clapped because I recognize that line!
@steamedrice97
@steamedrice97 7 жыл бұрын
it's like poetry
@Ronnie.Raymond
@Ronnie.Raymond 7 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a giant dinosaur walking in front of the screen during one of the scenes.
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