Mike: "I think Woody will betray Han!" Rich: "I think the betrayal will come from the love interest." Plot twist! You're BOTH right!
@landochabod76 жыл бұрын
Adam Cheek You mean Woody is Han's love interest? Oh my gaaaaa...
@jqyhlmnp5 жыл бұрын
*IT BROKE NEW GROUND*
@HeyitsTom9995 жыл бұрын
I wish they hadn't cut that scene where Han was betrayed by his breakfast and then also betrayed by his lunch shortly afterwards. I felt it really would have added to his character arc if he could be betrayed 7 or 8 more times in the one movie.
@doomburger84334 жыл бұрын
@Adrijana Radosevic their expectations were converged
@RogueAstro854 жыл бұрын
@@landochabod7 fuck you for stealing my joke before I could make it a year ago
@marlesimms7 жыл бұрын
I love how Mike says 'hmm... that is stupid...' as a way of saying 'that is probable'
@hinder907 жыл бұрын
Marle Simms Mike: (Nods approvingly) “That is stupid...”
@EtherDais7 жыл бұрын
after TLJ, yes. stupid is a requirement
@billhart37284 жыл бұрын
I’ve stolen that line for executive committee meetings at work..... it’s perfect
@brandongreer5237 жыл бұрын
At one point, Han Solo will be running through a cantina. Bail Organa will see him run by and say, "I wouldn't trust a guy like that around my daughter!" Then he'll wink at the camera, do a shoulder shimmy, then the Seinfeld music will play as a studio audience laughs.
@airborneace7 жыл бұрын
Johnny Taco Studios omfg lol
@skoomajoe62057 жыл бұрын
Glurped up my water laughing
@Batmarkman7 жыл бұрын
More like the Curb Your Enthusiasm thing! Hahha
@brandongreer5237 жыл бұрын
"Hi, my name's Han Solo, and you're watching Disney Channel."
@charlesajones777 жыл бұрын
That will almost certainly happen.
@FoxCastleChild6 жыл бұрын
Things RLM Got Rights SPOILERS 1) Han Solo is an orphan 2) A mentor figure tell him "only look out for yourself...universe is a tough place....don't trust anyone" 3) Woody plays Han's mentor figure who brings him into the smuggling world 4) Woody gives Han his blaster 5) Han goes to work for Jabba at the end 6) Han's entire f*cking life is condensed down to 90 minutes...mostly 7) Woody's character ends up betraying Han 8) Love interest is a spy (for Maul though not the Rebellion) 9) Han is captured and that's when he meets Chewy 10) Chewy first appears in the shadows and we hear him growling before he emerges 11) Chewy is forced to wear handcuffs while on Kessel. 12) Plot revolves around Woody's heist gone wrong 13) Heist centers around the spice mines of Kessel.... 14) ....but the whole movie can't take place on just Kessel because we have to go to nine different planets. 15) The bet to get the Millennium Falcon will be tied into the Kessel heist 16) A star destroyer chases the Falcon in the Kessel run 17) Han flies close to a black hole (gravity well) to lose an enemy who gets sucked in 18) The Minoc appear in the movie (but not in the spice mines) 19) The Dice has sentimental importance to the plot Good job guys.
@samg25996 жыл бұрын
Todd Anderson holy crap that's insane how they knew most of the movie before it even came out
@emmajay56666 жыл бұрын
Sam G they just know how predictable star wars writing is
@Wobbothe3rd6 жыл бұрын
The prequels were only "unpredictable" to the extent that one cannot predict an extremely arbitrary and stupid plot, it was still extremely stereotyped and cliched writing on every level. And yes the entire plot arc is obviously "predictable" because WE KNOW THE CHARACTERS' FUTURE because it's a prequel. "Predictable" in the most fundamental way.
@LostToys5 жыл бұрын
20) A lightsaber had to make an appearance somewhere in the movie, and Darth Maul uses it at the end of the film during a holo-communication.
@angelsofblood98794 жыл бұрын
The fact they condensed his entire life (something the expanded universe did with three books) into 90 minutes is just insulting.
@1MP4CT41907 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to pirate this movie Because that's what Han would've wanted.
@koicies9987 жыл бұрын
I've been living that one piece life for years. The pirate life is the only life for me!
@krenwregget76677 жыл бұрын
you're a pirate bitch... a bitch for leagues!!!
@tf2997 жыл бұрын
I sense romantisized pirates, I sense One Piece, Now all the rest: Pirates of the Caribean, Black flag game,, Black flag Tv series, Sid meiers pirates, The curse of monkey island.
@Renegen17 жыл бұрын
haha, thats good.
@no-uh5357 жыл бұрын
Smuggle the movie under your hard drive's floor boards.
@LittleJimmy8357 жыл бұрын
There'll be a scene where young Han Solo gets into a shootout with young Greedo and loses. Then Han will vow that if he ever meets Greedo again, he'll make sure to shoot first. There'll even be a line from Han's mentor like, "Han, you need to learn to shoot first and ask questions later!" And young Greedo will be terrible CGI.
@rjs68547 жыл бұрын
LittleJimmy835 why TF would they use cgi for a fucking practical alien costume? Lmao my sides are hurting XD
@psychedeliccarrie59217 жыл бұрын
"Han, you need to learn to shoot first and ask questions later!" I read that in Woody's Zombieland accent.
@sada01017 жыл бұрын
Thats soo terrible, its going to be in the movie.
@ssdaaFaf27 жыл бұрын
ZedK49 yes
@DivineBanana7 жыл бұрын
Lucas would shit his pants if that happened. In Lucas mind, greedo shot first. Also that line would be too much of a rip off of "the good the bad and the ugly" quote - " when you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
@edgyemogirl6667 жыл бұрын
You forgot the scene where Han Solo's parent/mentor figure teaches him that "sometimes you have to be the one to shoot first" and all the dorks in the audience go "ha ha reference"
@philipkim5807 жыл бұрын
Will the scene be set in a brothel?
@edgyemogirl6667 жыл бұрын
QUEX I'm actually a secretly just fake geek girl. Don't tell anyone though, okay?
@sebastiancaputo12557 жыл бұрын
OH MY GAWD you are a GIRL??? Let me make creepy comments online about the way you look
@Spuun7 жыл бұрын
What is the answer to 3x5? Eight.
@gretasstolendreams21547 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit I'm afraid this is actually going to happen
@ptrckcgn7 жыл бұрын
they had to schedule more reshoots because of this
@assultrifleman126 жыл бұрын
These hack frauds are a GOLDMINE of Star Wars(TM) content!
@bf90rono5 жыл бұрын
You mean like Disney are doing NOW again after RLM predictions on The Rise of Skywalker !
@Kerpkoop5 жыл бұрын
XD because they liked their ideas and wanted them incorporated into the film?
@DarthVader19775 жыл бұрын
@@bf90rono is* doing now
@davidr24214 жыл бұрын
@@DarthVader1977 In British English, either "is" or "are" is acceptable. Yikes, as if publicly correcting someone's grammar wasn't embarrassing enough
@QBG7 жыл бұрын
There will be a scene where Han tells Love Interest, "I love you," and she replies, "I know," right before betraying him to help the Rebels.
@Desolation667 жыл бұрын
That is stupid...
@zoosnooze35847 жыл бұрын
QBG i fucking hate you because you're right. it's not even an impressive prediction and that's what makes me so mad
@oren13057 жыл бұрын
+Gavin Macpherson-Smith Granted, given Star Wars: TLJ, _all_ the characters will be completely stupid. Gender equality!
@SpawnRevenge927 жыл бұрын
Fuck, that's so likely it's scary.
@BananaMana697 жыл бұрын
She's also gonna be the one to do the Kessel Run. No doubt it will be a woman who does it.
@NexusVerbal7 жыл бұрын
Rich's title of Han Solo: A Smuggler's Tale is much better than the official one: Solo: A Star Wars Story. Sad.
@MarkyMatey7 жыл бұрын
Nexus Verbal Funny me and many fans knew it was going to called that.
@machcruiser55927 жыл бұрын
Mark G. I think Mr. Plinkett mentioned that title in his force awakens overview, but I might be mistaken.
@JoshFingerhut7 жыл бұрын
You need to remind them it's Star Wars or they'll forget.
@LordElfa6 жыл бұрын
Nexus Verbal I'm down with Han Solo a Han Solo solo story.
@simonpurist44996 жыл бұрын
Nexus Verbal it's called name-dropping. Like "Star Trek: Enterprise" anything to squeeze one more drop of blood out of a dead horse.
@Darkbeatdk7 жыл бұрын
Somebody at Disney is sweating bullets right now "Who?!! Who leaked our movie?!!! How did they know??!!"
@foxybingo11127 жыл бұрын
No they'll probably keep trying and failing to be funny. Is there any way at all this movie could turn out good?
@TheAnakinchosen17 жыл бұрын
It could I mean after all the world... is changing
@foxybingo11127 жыл бұрын
I doubt it. It will probably be just another painfully mediocre action movie full of annoying fan service that most people will forget about after 5 minutes. No wonder the good directors have started to move to TV. This cinematic universe craze is killing the movie industry.
@foxybingo11127 жыл бұрын
Maxime Bocxtaele What does that film have to do with a Han Solo movie?
@Psychisianist7 жыл бұрын
Jason fox what the hell, I don't even know how that got there. Smartphone issues, I hope.
@hughJ6 жыл бұрын
Mike has a harder time recalling the plots of movies that he's actually seen.
@turtleanton65395 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Patyx425 жыл бұрын
That's just dementia kicking in
@jrlaps5212 жыл бұрын
In the last Halloween episode he couldn’t even think of the names of movies they’ve shown on BOTW
@xant83442 жыл бұрын
Because 75% of his brain is dedicated to memorizing episodes of Star Trek
@Enoch4202 жыл бұрын
People tend to repress traumatic memories and events
@FranciscoAlves-om2kj6 жыл бұрын
The whole Rich's description of the Kessel run and the black hole is spot on, except it's a giant squid that falls in the singularity. I can't believe I'm saying this but Rich won.
@thesaltmerchant45645 жыл бұрын
To quote Mike "nah man you're (rich) solid."
@victorybenevolent31135 жыл бұрын
Rich is always right and the best, saying this unironically i'd fuck rich
@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme5 жыл бұрын
@@victorybenevolent3113 You didn't have to say unironically. Everyone wants to fuck Rich, except maybe Shaq. Or especially Shaq.
@spethmanjones29974 жыл бұрын
@@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme Thank you for that mental image. If you need me, I'll be curled up in my half-bathroom in a fetal position, covered in vomit.
@videogamenostalgia3 жыл бұрын
You only live upon this earth because Rich Evans allows it.
@m.c42107 жыл бұрын
"That is so dumb. It HAS to happen" Rich Evans 2017
@robkennedy797 жыл бұрын
Jabba starts off as really thin and in shape.
@80swoodpanel7 жыл бұрын
For the ladies of course! Plus that's a new model for a toy right there. Yes!
@wolfiethebumpireslyr7 жыл бұрын
I love this
@CaleTheNail6 жыл бұрын
Great idea but wasn't jaba in episode 1, watching the pod race and still fat. Or is that a different Hut?
@truesoulghost27775 жыл бұрын
@@muznick canon
@turtleanton65395 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sirhenrymf6 жыл бұрын
How could they not predict "Lando Calrissian will be in love with a bitchy robot with a hamfisted abolishing slavery sideplot and he'll cry over her dying before uploading her brain into the Falcon"? That was such an obvious place for the movie to go that I can't believe neither of them got it.
@loganmenchaca6 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic! But you got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your masterplan?!
@DoctorObviously6 жыл бұрын
They werent thinking stupid enough.
@KneelB4Bacon6 жыл бұрын
This also means that pain-in-the-ass droid has been a part of the Millennium Falcon since Episode 4. Disney managed to retroactively f*ck-up an iconic piece of Star Wars hardware. That shouldn't even be possible.
@iwritechecksatthegrocerystore5 жыл бұрын
Catzilla don’t underestimate the power of the dark- Disney. The power of Disney.
@Ralndrath5 жыл бұрын
No one could've predicted that stupidity lol
@calebb36517 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining the writers watching this and losing their minds as every guess is in the film.
@wearealreadydeadfam82147 жыл бұрын
kilroy987 “Oh no the movie’s too predictable. We’ll never turn a profit because audiences have standards!” Said no film producer ever.
@ninjalokust7 жыл бұрын
Lando will yell "don't get cocky kid" at Han when they are flying the Kessle run with Lando flying and Han shooting as they run from the empire. The bet with Lando will be that Chewie can fix the damage to the ship.
@edgepixel84677 жыл бұрын
Even if they knew it wouldn’t matter. “Oh no, some smartass guessed our lazy script” is not the critical factor when milking the Star Wars franchise.
@iansmith87967 жыл бұрын
For their sake, I hope so. This is a better idea than the other newer crap in Star Wars
@g3arma5ter7 жыл бұрын
One year from now, at least half of this video will be spot on...
@daasbuffy7 жыл бұрын
It will be the movie version of a car crash; it will be glorious . . . ly bad! I'm kind of excited to see it now.
@Tyrannosaurus287 жыл бұрын
Ron Howard teased the Kessel Run today. It's happening.
@pongod57517 жыл бұрын
gearmast3r which half?
@ChristianSmithable7 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t even matter what half either. Any half of this video coming true marks a huge decline of Star Wars story writing.
@BBoyRiffRaff7 жыл бұрын
gearmast3
@bul13ts7 жыл бұрын
I guarantee that the moment Han sees the Millenium Falcon, the first thing out if his mouth will be, "What a piece of junk!"
@thishandleisntavailable420697 жыл бұрын
Poirot's Mustache I am 100% certain this will happen.
@SireOblivion7 жыл бұрын
Calrissian will then tell him, "She's got it where it counts!"
@Tatti123217 жыл бұрын
My first thought too, surprised they didn't mention it.
@NealX7 жыл бұрын
AND THEN I WILL CLAP!
@steamedrice977 жыл бұрын
It's like poetry.
@MOVIEidol6 жыл бұрын
THEY GOT SO MUCH RIGHT
@dreyn77805 жыл бұрын
You're not wiser than 30,000 employees. That's what you're fighting. It's not 1 person Vs 1 person. You probably weren't even born by 1977. Remind yourself you're not the establishment. You didn't take it over either. You're the insane generation.
@dahSweep5 жыл бұрын
What.
@dannydewario15505 жыл бұрын
@@dreyn7780 I think you got the wrong number
@dreyn77805 жыл бұрын
Not an acceptable comment. You failed to comment.
@dreyn77805 жыл бұрын
You have no standing in the community. You’re not listened too.
@jokingswood7 жыл бұрын
Mike's Palpatine impression is just getting so good.
@iannelson27567 жыл бұрын
Spot. On.
@OldemarFIN6 жыл бұрын
Only surpassed by his incredible Vader.
@goofboy4137 жыл бұрын
It's honestly painful how believable this all is.
@caldrogo92127 жыл бұрын
@22:45 When they cue the theme... ...I'm sold that that's gonna happen.
@will3xv3 жыл бұрын
it's all true
@ClericalError877 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever seen Mike as excited as he was when he thought of the Slave I.
@askagorn7 жыл бұрын
He knew Disney would call him the week after to give him a screenwriter credit.
@DiRtYLaWs20077 жыл бұрын
Best intake of air ever! Quality gasp. :)
@AvielMannBallo3 жыл бұрын
I love how Mike's Palpatine is one of the best impressions I've ever heard, and then two seconds later you hear Mike's Vader and it's crap
@ryanrotolo1102 Жыл бұрын
The one impression he can’t do is the one impression that everyone knows how to do
@donweatherwax93182 ай бұрын
It's jarring. It's like Ian McDiarmid attended his grandson's Star Wars themed school play, and for a lark decided to step in and play the Emperor role himself.
@TheCelticTiger327 жыл бұрын
You could have a young kid bump into Han and spill his drink, and have the boys father come rushing over to try and clean Han up and say something like "Luke, look what you've done" Han would say something back like "don't worry, no point crying over blue milk". The father and Luke could walk away and you could hear Luke ask his dad "I'd like to try blue milk one day" as they leave Han could say something like "huh, you know what Chewie, if I ever have a kid, stab me with a light sabre and throw me off a railing"
@AiggEbe7 жыл бұрын
TheCelticTiger32 This comment would get 8K likes on any Star Wars channel and tons of replies like "xD that would be awwwwwsum!!!"
@Olysk8er7 жыл бұрын
Blue milk is farmed from enslaved Wookies.
@nickbernard71877 жыл бұрын
TheCelticTiger32 omg and Chewie could be like "RAWWARRRAWWHARRR"
@chahiru19857 жыл бұрын
I chuckled, Thankyou.
@Joseph_Tacos7 жыл бұрын
"Now I owe YOU a round."
@bomheaur7 жыл бұрын
The star wars universe is simultaneously the biggest and smallest universe in film history.
@Apjooz7 жыл бұрын
Trend that started in the original trilogy.
@moviebad1097 жыл бұрын
The Star Wars Universe is Disney's slow burn resurrection of "It's a Small World..."
@matthewdavison26227 жыл бұрын
It's a galaxy fill with endless story idea, yet everyone wants to tell stories related to what we're familiar with.
@EclipseHedgehog7 жыл бұрын
everyone is secretly a skywalker/solo
@GoEatATowel7 жыл бұрын
This is why 40k is better
@AgentDrew817 жыл бұрын
I saw Ron Howards recent tweet with a picture of what is supposedly the spice mines of Kessel. Immediately thought about this video. IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
@spethmanjones29974 жыл бұрын
8:05 The way Mike says, "hmm... that _is_ stupid" and looks off into space contemplating makes it so clear that he meant "hmm... that _is_ stupid enough to have been written by the Disney Star Wars writers, so it's actually quite probable." Dammit I love this channel so much.
@matthewbranner96652 жыл бұрын
Exactly lmao, after watching I came to the comments looking for this
@TatoTheButcher7 жыл бұрын
How many times will Han be told the odds? How many bad feelings will he have about this?
@JacobHillSBD7 жыл бұрын
Wiffles Wifflemeister "I have a bad feeling about this." -People seeing the movie.
@moonie90007 жыл бұрын
"Don't tell me the odds." - People in denial about this movie being certainly awful.
@xen0bia7 жыл бұрын
You guys forgot the most important thing. How did Han get his boots? Did he purchase them at the space store??! These are the kind of things I need to know!
@KeeseToast7 жыл бұрын
xen0bia There's going to be an Indiana Jones moment. Han will get the boots from his father right before his dad has to leave to work for the resistance or something important. Young Han Solo will step into the way too big boots and his father will say something generic like: you'll grow into them. This cuts right into older Han Solo wearing the boots. Camera pans up and he gets hit in the face and imprisoned to the space mines. And cut! Perfect!
@Craplatte7 жыл бұрын
I got the Nerd Crew reference, I CLAPPED!!!
@uristmccheeselove10197 жыл бұрын
xen0bia Personally I won't be able to rest unless i know the exact serial number and the name of the person that made the boots
@nono95437 жыл бұрын
THIS GUY GETS IT
@nickhodges41347 жыл бұрын
Nice reference, which vid was that from again? One of my fave Mike lines
@richardlongd62447 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to come back to this video immediately after watching this film
@fotofillholland7 жыл бұрын
I wanna see a Cinema Sins "Everything wrong with.." spin off video, with dinging noises.
@hannibalburgers4776 жыл бұрын
Richard LongD i dont know. i am sure their version will bemuch better than original one
@Mordiaken4 жыл бұрын
dont fall asleep w/ redlettermedia playing, Rich's laugh is an alarm clock.
@testingmysoup56783 жыл бұрын
Dude I'll wake up at 3 am in fight or flight cause of that
@PALACIO2543 жыл бұрын
It soothes my dreams like a sweet wee babe
@jessehenderson29672 жыл бұрын
Ive had RLM induced nightmares, that make no sense, and then I wake up and Rich and Mike are talking about Star Trek and it matches my dreams.
@pdubbs882 жыл бұрын
It sounds like Salacious Crumb.
@Enoch4202 жыл бұрын
@@jessehenderson2967 literally happens. They were actually in the dream tho too it was kinda cool lol
@sdgaara27 жыл бұрын
The movie ends with Han and Chewie taking a well deserved sit down at the Mos Eisly cantina after a whacky adventure, in the distance a rowdy bar patron gets into a brawl and has his arm sliced off with a lightsaber. Han looks on and says "I have a bad feeling about this." *credits*
@grt0027 жыл бұрын
PulpFic-Sean Formerly sdgaara2 yes I said this on some other posts. I will be so upset if they do this. What a God-awful idea that they will probably do.
@Byrvurra7 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I hate you.
@jonnisko7 жыл бұрын
PulpFic-Sean Formerly sdgaara2 Nah, I'm pretty sure they will make a sequel to this.
@TheZandra177 жыл бұрын
DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS
@gkay88897 жыл бұрын
it would be nice actually
@mikepaquette1537 жыл бұрын
They should show Han firing up the lightsaber and it burns his chin, thereby explaining how he got the scar on his chin.
@cindywilliford28787 жыл бұрын
Mike Paquette it's so stupid that you KNOW it'll be in the movie
@obiclone7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@cyrollan2 жыл бұрын
this is amazingly funny
@chaseduran7 жыл бұрын
There's going to be a scene with young Han and his dad, and Han will say something like, "I want to be a pilot when I grow up." And his dad will put his hand on his shoulder and say, "Son, you can be anything you want to be. Just don't ever let anyone tell you the odds." And then Han will stare into his father's eyes and say, "I know."
@IndyDefense7 жыл бұрын
*puts gun in mouth* *thinks for a second* Nah, not today.
@ckbooks7 жыл бұрын
I read that as "Han will stare into the camera" and I laughed out loud.
@bakedspade7 жыл бұрын
That would be some Spaceballs kinda shit.
@Dark0niro7 жыл бұрын
Joke or not, mark this dude's words
@DistractedGlobeGuy7 жыл бұрын
There's gonna be a scene where a droid tells Han the odds of successfully pulling something off, and Han's gonna listen and make his decision based on those odds. Then, it's going to backfire horribly and he'll get pissed off that the droid was wrong.
@mrtomato51327 жыл бұрын
"never tell me the odds"
@zachanikwano6 жыл бұрын
+Mr Tomato Plus now we know why Han hates droids. Two birds one stone.
@GameyRaccoon5 жыл бұрын
You did it.
@zspark14gamesnquips225 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, super campy hilarity would've made the movie better. This is brilliant.
@asisin24 жыл бұрын
ZSpark14 Games N’ Quips Supposedly thats what the previous directors where aiming for a straight up campy comedy. Then Kathleen stepped in...
@commandZee7 жыл бұрын
It's not a vest, it's a smock. Before he was a smuggler Han worked at the intergalactic imperial Home Depot. Woody was his supervisor.
@Mr_Bones.7 жыл бұрын
commandZee "Excuse me sir, where can I find coupler fuses for my pod racer?"
@ItsMichaelReid7 жыл бұрын
commandZee "Sir where are the power converters?"
@MetalBadger17 жыл бұрын
"Don't knock my smock, or I'll clean your clock."
@benjaminsmythe89677 жыл бұрын
100% Han calls the Falcon a piece of junk when he first sees it.
@isaned7 жыл бұрын
I'd laugh if, for once, he calls it a beautiful ship, or everyone does, until after Han gets it, then it becomes a piece of junk.
@PangolinMontanari6 жыл бұрын
There'll be some comedy scene where it looks all shiny and new and then Han lands the ship after flying it the first time and all the shiny bits fall off.
@Bounsingonbongos16 жыл бұрын
isaned seems like you got it right
@rydermccall35906 жыл бұрын
Oh dear god no
@ravenclawtom6 жыл бұрын
Lenny Kravitz galatically speaking, .5 past light speed, is so slow its almost irrelevant.
@halfbakedthoughts7 жыл бұрын
As a disney representative I can confirm that we are moving ahead with your excellent idea for a script
@LakierosJordy4 жыл бұрын
the 'That IS stupid' said in a tone of 'you're probably right' was hilarious
@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley7 жыл бұрын
Is there going to be a scene where Uncle Woody teaches Han how to move his head at the speed of light in case of a Bounty Hunter shoots first?
@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley7 жыл бұрын
Kjell - In case the other shooter is completely frozen.
@Hakumo847 жыл бұрын
Was this a sexual comment? I am not sure...
@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley7 жыл бұрын
Hakumo84 - It is.
@AwesomeMooseSmile7 жыл бұрын
Jean-Paul Lane Valley no because that wouldn't be pandering to the hardcore star wars fanbase.
@simonpurist44996 жыл бұрын
Jean-Paul Lane Valley yep, last name Woodpecker. He does it all the time in his cartoons. "Hahaha HA-ha!"
@robkennedy797 жыл бұрын
Chewbacca starts off speaking perfect English then gets shot in the throat, henceforth talks in his normal Chewie voice the rest of the movie
@lanceanderson26107 жыл бұрын
Robert Kennedy I can only pray this happens
@chubokuay5907 жыл бұрын
If this isn’t a joke, maybe watch Revenge of the Sith again?
@lanceanderson26107 жыл бұрын
JustNard_ lol it’s a joke
@ytdavasquez7 жыл бұрын
Chewbacca starts off speaking normal english then Mace Windu or another Jedi, Sifo Dyas maybe, crushes his throat with the force and THEN he speaks with growls.
@Philo-ul2uq6 жыл бұрын
Robert Kennedy I hate you so much
@tomlaw88217 жыл бұрын
I am now convinced this video is the sole reason for so many re-shoots. They watched this and went... oh shit.
@TheBigBovy7 жыл бұрын
tom law you have to wonder what it'll be like before and after the reshoots. CAREFUL HAN YOU GOTTA SHOOT THEM FIRST BEFORE THEY DO WINK WINK
@ekoms1087 жыл бұрын
TWIST... they did the reshoots to incorporate RLM's ideas into the movie.
@NerdRahtio7 жыл бұрын
Sadly... they may have thought they needed to add some of the stuff that left out in!
@tghk37 жыл бұрын
You know I think you're probably fucking spot on with that
@AzaniAnimationsGroup7 жыл бұрын
lmao
@AidilAfham6 жыл бұрын
For predictions that try to be as terrible as possible, they got so much of it spot on.
@invisiblehand134 жыл бұрын
and the thins they were "wrong" about were SO MUCH BETTER than what we actually got in the movie! So. Dumb.
@Bollibompa3 жыл бұрын
@@invisiblehand13 Nah, the movie was all right.
@ZaveAres3 жыл бұрын
@@Bollibompa Nah, the movie was dog shit.
@Bollibompa2 жыл бұрын
@The Rotten💯 I think your expectations are a bit too high. There are probably movies you like that objectively suck ass; ponder why it is so. Why give them slack but not this fun lil' space flick.
@BobBluth7 жыл бұрын
Woody Harrelson's character will be murdered in front of Han so he can have his, "NOOOOO!!!" moment. 'Cause everybody's gotta have that.
@BobBluth7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
@furtim17 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Luke's "nooo!" when Obi Wan died. And Leia's when Alderan blew up. And Chewie's/what's her face saying "Nooo" when Han died. And so forth...
@Ladondorf7 жыл бұрын
Ideally, the Han Solo movie should basically be *"Corellian Graffiti".* A simple movie about young adults getting into misadventures but with a Star Wars spin on it.
@DMO-DMO-DMO7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but then they'd hafta bring Lucas back on board
@Ladondorf7 жыл бұрын
That actually wouldn't be such a bad idea as long as Lucas isn't given directorial duties. I know Disney wants nothing to do with him though.
@DMO-DMO-DMO7 жыл бұрын
Well i'm just joking about the "American Graffiti" aspect. American Graffiti was a great movie, but Lucas also wrote the Phantom Menace too, wasn't just director
@Ladondorf7 жыл бұрын
Very true. He's best at coming up with ideas for other people to bring to life. Phantom Menace might've benefited from a script by Lawrence Kasdan.
@NatsumiTakanawa6 жыл бұрын
dmodmodmo Lucas' writing isn't bad at all. He's brilliant at world-building. It's the execution of movies that are terrible. I'd rather have new Star Wars content than the same-old, re-hashed, nostalgia reliant horse shit that Disney continues to put out. It's like their business motto is "Let's make shitty movies and fool people into thinking they like them by putting on a Star Wars skin. Let's do the same shit that was done in the original trilogy, over and over and over again".
@aftermarketgirl7 жыл бұрын
to avoid spoilers, skip to 31:39
@CertifiedGhoul7 жыл бұрын
Tamara Ryan underated comment
@commissionergordan7 жыл бұрын
skip to 19.06 for the Star Trek reference
@ElMoppo17 жыл бұрын
Thanks, nearly ruined the movie for me.
@donweatherwax93182 ай бұрын
@@ElMoppo1 Congratulations Señor Moppo, you have written an underrated _reply_ to an underrated comment. [cheers, vuvuzelas]
@starvalkyrie6 жыл бұрын
Mike's Palpatine is too real
@vb-87 жыл бұрын
Han chases a baby rancor down a cave tunnel and comes around a bend to find an entire cavern full of adult rancors and turns around to run the opposite way!
@mattponikvar49447 жыл бұрын
Arvenas Great subtle callback!
@atoonproductions7 жыл бұрын
Arvenas thats fuckin hilarious
@ianpage99797 жыл бұрын
I want an animation of these two acting out the scenarios in the video. It'd be so great
@adsilcott7 жыл бұрын
I'm worried that the movie they're predicting will be better than the actual one...
@McMachal7 жыл бұрын
adsilcott They always are lol
@neonlost7 жыл бұрын
After watching The Last Jedi... I swear a bunch of morons theories online were better than that fuckin bizarre mess.
@coffeeengineerkenzie6 жыл бұрын
Solo SPOILERS! What they got right: -Woody has the blaster and gives it to Han -Basically says the “you got heart kid” line -Gets punched in the face -Working for Jabba at the end -Big time heist -Woody betrays Han/switcheroo -Woody also dies -Betrayal by love interest as well -Han is captured as a deserter in the Imperial army, and meets Chewbacca -Chewbacca is introduced in the Imperial prison, han is led to believe he’s a monster -Wookiees are forced labor in spice mines -They rescue themselves from the Imperial prison -They fly near a black hole-like place, the monster that chases them is sucked in
@Midgert896 жыл бұрын
Well fuck me. I bet they didnt see Dath Maul coming though, haha.
@georgezee51736 жыл бұрын
Another one: -They put their stolen cargo underneath the Millennium Falcon's floor.
@sejembalm6 жыл бұрын
Also: 19:45 -Han is from Correllia. Wrong on: 13:04 -Rich rejects the dull idea of Han winning the Millennium Falcon by betting in a Sabacc card game. But Han stealing Boba Fett's Slave-1 starship and breaking out a captured Jedi in carbonite and a baby Rancor from Kessel to take to Tatooine sounded... interesting.
@chromosomedcollector5 жыл бұрын
You forgot that solo ends where a new hope starts
@danielpauley91138 ай бұрын
You totally forgot that Mynocks would be referenced in the film
@roberdybob93377 жыл бұрын
Undoubtedly the gold gay robot and his "mate" will show up for no reason
@frankponti7 жыл бұрын
"gold gay robot" Hahaha
@CosmicTeapot7 жыл бұрын
They'll eventually run into the Rebellion and it'll be the Tantative IV. We'll see them walk past C-3PO standing next to R2-D2 (because they have obviously been walking around in circles into that ship for 20 years) who will say a snarky remark about Han. Also, they'll interact with Bail Organa and he'll briefly mention his daughter to which the audience will whisper to each other ''Awww he's talking about Leia'' whilst shedding a tear.
@fantom58947 жыл бұрын
Wasn't 3PO living in little Ani's hut on Tatooine while Han was young? Just wondering.
@vinndolyn59767 жыл бұрын
What kind of utter loser doesn't like c3p0 and R2
@zbh92686 жыл бұрын
And when people see them THEY'LL CLAP!
@joechops907 жыл бұрын
These are some truly terrible ideas. Can't wait to see them featured in the final film!
@rebelinsight79177 жыл бұрын
Don't pay to see it though dude!
@Awesome94667 жыл бұрын
How it will really end,Han Solo will sit in his seat, camera will pan across the screen, and Chewbacca will walk in its way and Han Solo will transform into Harrison Ford CGI Solo. #MINDBLOWING #INNOVATIVE #NEWGENERATION
@pliskin1017 жыл бұрын
Fuck, i can see it already
@PanAndScanBuddy7 жыл бұрын
That's upsettingly exactly how this shit goes.
@traviswight89877 жыл бұрын
#BROKENEWGROUND
@jackcole26287 жыл бұрын
Would it be more realistic to have Harrison Ford de-aged so he looks 40 years younger, or just a fully CGI Harrison Ford?
@ninjalokust7 жыл бұрын
Lando will yell "dont get cocky kid" at han when they are flying the kessle run with lando flying and han shooting as they run from the empire. The bet with Lando will be that Chewie can fix the damage to the ship.
@RandomHeroX6 жыл бұрын
Having seen the movie, they got at least 60 percent correct, all from pulling the dumbest ideas they could think of overnight.
@joshuaanderson40902 жыл бұрын
@@SammEater maybe both!
@Luigigigas7 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, I can feel the new ground breaking already.
@godzillaconspiracytheory23317 жыл бұрын
Wait this is what Plinkket looks like?
@lwzeis6 жыл бұрын
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE MILLENIAL FALCON
@michaelpalmer53516 жыл бұрын
I clapped because it was Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones and I know what that is
@ComradeLavender7 жыл бұрын
Yes, Lando will have a carbonite gun. Also, he will be trying to win the race to get enough money to save his wife, who he has preserved in carbonite until he can find a cure.
@jammyjames66467 жыл бұрын
Sounds like mr freeze
@ImmaLittlePip7 жыл бұрын
Is this Mr freeze mixed with the pod race?
@Eric-ux4wm7 жыл бұрын
That is so stupid that it's almost charming.
@GregPivo877 жыл бұрын
They got the light saber bit wrong. The guy Han's fighting picks up the light saber, turns it on, and starts swinging it around with a bunch of pomp and flourish; then Han just shoots him and walks away. You see, because it's like poetry, so that they rhyme. Every Han Solo moment in the new movie has to rhyme with an Indiana Jones moment. Hopefully it'll work.
@cheezysalt4567 жыл бұрын
It's gonna be great.
@sethwade7 жыл бұрын
Nice callback to George, well done.
@dieppat6 жыл бұрын
I really wish this had happened in the movie... I'd take a blatant Indiana Jones reference over the dozens of Star Wars references
@Horzuhammer6 жыл бұрын
Was there anything else with a lightsaber in the movie, except Darth Maul posing and flexing with his in the hologram?
@dreyn77805 жыл бұрын
You haven’t made any person like you yet. You’re not talking to a community of your peers. You don’t begin by cracking jokes. You’re NOT born with a community of friends surrounding you. The community you’re trying to approach was destroyed by drugs, WW 2, etc... so you’ve got to start from scratch and begin to build something which can get called a community.
@Benjumanjo4 жыл бұрын
The fact they both had such similar predictions, and the predictions were so accurate, makes me think Han Solo’s backstory was already implied very well in the original trilogy that a movie about it does not need to exist.
@primeirrational Жыл бұрын
That's so true.
@hellfire5108 Жыл бұрын
But it's Star Wars, we have to make everybody's backstory. What else can they milk?
@garbagefreak7 жыл бұрын
Han Solo awkwardly holding a lightsaber as a baby rancor attacks him and Chewbacca growls in the background. Freeze frame. Record scratch. "I guess you're wondering how I got here. I'm Han Solo, and that's my buddy, Chewie. It all started a month ago when..."
@Akoalawithshades7 жыл бұрын
awkward ape and cue The Who's Baba O'Riley music
@ArtyomLensky7 жыл бұрын
Are you suggesting a Harrison Ford voice-over?
@hYpYz7 жыл бұрын
oh man i cringed bad after reading this :D
@PorucznikBorewicz7 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, we will get rid of it in the Ultimate Definitive Directors Cut Edition of the movie in 20 years.
@wanderingrandomer7 жыл бұрын
"This...is me"
@Kameratyp7 жыл бұрын
Chewbacca comes with the ship. He's just a bonus 7 feet tall pet that you get when buying a fast spaceship.
@FishyFrenzy1017 жыл бұрын
Kameratyp like babes when buying a supercar?
@michaeljoyce64927 жыл бұрын
Han will call the Falcon a piece of junk at some point in the movie, and generally trash the ship.
@authentic68257 жыл бұрын
"Rich, I love this idea" "I know" I can't believe I missed that on my first watch!
@alexsilva285 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I missed that as well
@jond26975 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@mightymaxglitches15485 жыл бұрын
Those clever bastards
@ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н5 жыл бұрын
It's so dense, every minute has so many jokes going on.
@sammyescagne7 жыл бұрын
It'll end with a CGI 1977 Harrison Ford in that final scene
@Swarm5097 жыл бұрын
Fuck, you are 100% correct. It is too stupid not to happen. Bonus points for a CGI Alec Guinness when Chewie goes to talk to him at the bar.
@grt0027 жыл бұрын
Swarm509 god dammit this better not happen. "Hope"
@grt0027 жыл бұрын
Swarm509 or it'll show CGI Alec Guinness and he'll say "I've got a bad feeling about this" and then the movie will end.
@BassPlayer601347 жыл бұрын
Oh crap it probably will.
@Daniel-Cruz7 жыл бұрын
Sammy Escagne I honestly would rather see the movie with young cgi Harrison Ford voiced by Harrison Ford. I don't even like the thought of han solo without his Harrison Ford's voice
@jplittle19877 жыл бұрын
The Carbon Freezing Gun was actually a weapon in the PC game Mysteries Of The Sith. Yes, some other hack already beat you guys to it in the late '90s.
@StillTheVoid7 жыл бұрын
Well you beat me to that reference I just posted. Who's that hack, now? -__-
@Fatmen217 жыл бұрын
Joe Little never played that but I imagine it could have worked in a video game no?
@jplittle19877 жыл бұрын
PsychoH Yeah it was kinda fun in multiplayer.
@mattdelorme65827 жыл бұрын
i was just thinking about mysteries of the sith too
@BrokenCurtain7 жыл бұрын
Mike's impressions of Star Wars characters are awesome.
@lagbait30764 жыл бұрын
"I think I'm not thinking stupid enough." Three years late to seeing this one but the insight for SW movies is still on point.
@AgentXXSmith7 жыл бұрын
I'm so grateful to see the facial contortions Mike makes when doing his Palpatine voice
@DakNJaxter7 жыл бұрын
His impression is uncanny.
@thechairman13187 жыл бұрын
Mike: *"IT'S SO BAD, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!"*
@bedoniyt7 жыл бұрын
20:29
@xkristianx7 жыл бұрын
Han won't use a lightsaber. He'll use a blaster on a guy who draws a saber and flashes and whirls it around. Han will blast the lightsaber guy and just walk around. Just like Han Solo and the Temple of Doom.
@RiseOfTheKumquat677 жыл бұрын
Compared to all of the other stupid fan service things that will actually make it into the film, I would actually love to see that.
@AlyoshaKutlin7 жыл бұрын
But that would actually be vaguely amusing.
@hardleftturn72747 жыл бұрын
It was raiders but temple of doom references it too so whatever. This could be the greatest most idiotic movie in existence and I'm dying to see it.
@Wolfkiller7 жыл бұрын
I would be extra okay with this if the scene was also intentionally mocking the overly choreographed boring light saber action of the prequels.
@ninjalokust7 жыл бұрын
Lando will yell "dont get cocky kid" at han when they are flying the kessle run with lando flying and han shooting as they run from the empire. The bet with Lando will be that Chewie can fix the damage to the ship.
@Jojje946 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the whole Kessel run thing just Han doing a bullshit brag to try to sell his shitty ship and services cause he's a scumbag liar? That would explain the "parsecs" thing. He saw a kid and an old man and figured they wouldn't know what the hell he was saying anyway, only that it sounded impressive.
@Wobbothe3rd6 жыл бұрын
Way too smart thinking for Star Wars, even back then.
@immortaluglyfish27243 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing that the script pointed out that Obi Wan knew he was bullshitting. In the movie Ben even gives Han a wry smile, showing he knows Han is bullshitting.
@lowserver22 жыл бұрын
The same way stormtroopers were only soldiers, some nerd or Lucas himself, said "they must be clones!". Screwing things from the original movies is star wars specialty
@tackywhale5664 Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure in the pre-Disney EU canon, it actually happened.
@LaserfaceJones7 жыл бұрын
I hope one of the writers sees this and thinks "What have we done..."
@the_narthex7 жыл бұрын
The REAL reason the writers got all pissy. This whole, "Fire the directors" was a ruse. I mean, on what movie are the writers ever happy? NONE. But producers never fire the director because of unhappy writers. Something's amiss.
@alwindsor72997 жыл бұрын
I like to think Lawrence Kasdan is watching this and just seething
@hendrikalbert39107 жыл бұрын
The bad plots Mike and Rich made up will most likely be better than the plot of the actual movie.
@matthewcurran96327 жыл бұрын
KMAC Is that like a skull-ghost?
@timcollins99027 жыл бұрын
This whole website should be Mike reading the entirety of Wookiepedia to Rich. And also reading the entirety of Memory Alpha to Jay.
@joebobhenrybob20007 жыл бұрын
It would be even more awesome if he pulls out and reads the 1980 Star Trek Spaceflight Chronology.
@SomeGuy_GRM7 жыл бұрын
Yes. The whole website. As in ALL of KZbin! Get on it Google!
@timcollins99027 жыл бұрын
Technical Manuals. All of them.
@mr.battle205 жыл бұрын
The whole Kessel Run thing was ridiculous. I always took it as Han talking out of his ass, because he thought Luke and Obi-Wan wouldn't know any better.
@macdrown38929 ай бұрын
It's IN THE SCRIPT NOTES FOR THE MOVIE. HAN Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? BEN Should I have? HAN It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! Ben reacts to Solo's stupid attempt to impress them with obvious misinformation.
@bewilderbeestie7 ай бұрын
They should have had one of those sequences where the Falcon is trying to escape from someone, takes a detour, and accidentally ends up flying through the Kessel Run finishing line, and _that's_ how it won the Kessel Run.
@NeilBulk7 жыл бұрын
Having now seen The Last Jedi, it's probably a safe bet to say Han's dice will show up in this movie.
@blackmartini76847 жыл бұрын
Neil Bulk hahaha
@kreepykulture7 жыл бұрын
Confirmed in the trailer lol
@dreyn77805 жыл бұрын
This isn't a movie, its some no name dudes talking trash in KZbin.
@artistmacd7 жыл бұрын
If the movie actually wanted to fix the parsec problem, rather than Rich's black hole solution, just have the "run" take place in a dangerous area. An asteroid belt, a nebula of some kind. The distance becomes impressive because the pilot was able to navigate the asteroids through the most dangerous part, thus completing the kessel run in less distance (and time) than other ships. etc. anything like that really.
@WyandWombat7 жыл бұрын
Actually, I thought about that thing a few years ago. Like, how naming a distance as reference for incredible speed could work out. I thought that it could actually be just fine, if you assume the Hypedrive to just be some kind of warp drive that warps spacetime. An incredibly fast ship would just warp spacetime incredibly hard, making the physical distance the ship has to travel in order to get from one point to another very short. Basically, the parsec phrase would just be a really weird way of saying that the falcon can travel at higher warp speed than your usual heap of junk. So Disney could just use the Han Solo movie for a quick introduction to general relativity during the exciting Kessel run space race and probably finish it off with a joke about how Lando's fat mother bends spacetime too.
@trevorus7 жыл бұрын
This was in the expanded universe. Kessel was in a black hole cluster. The safer path is longer, the shorter brings you closer to the black holes. Shorter distance, less time, more dangerous, faster ship.
@TheSonicWafflez7 жыл бұрын
Mike's emperor impression is 11/10 love it
@rockdesu7 жыл бұрын
SonicWafflez f man... I agree.
@baris_babacan7 жыл бұрын
If anything happens to Ian McDiarmid, Mike should voice him but he won't sell out to Disney. Oh well
@mauricioalvarez97616 жыл бұрын
Rich's idea of the Falcón flying near to a black hole and the compression of space is so clever that there's no way that would ever happen in a Star wars movie.
@chrissmith36683 жыл бұрын
Well it happened
@warlordofbritannia2 жыл бұрын
Ironically, that was the old EU explanation anyways
@bellyit7 жыл бұрын
Han is going to steal a ship from the Spice Mines of Kessel where he is a slave and so he will name the ship Slave I.
@askagorn7 жыл бұрын
That's why it's gonna happen
@eightcoins44012 ай бұрын
Its actually called Slave 1 cuz Boba Fett is a kinky mf? Erm look up wookiepedia?
@dimentoplexitronum49237 жыл бұрын
Mike's emperor impression is so perfect.
@manlystan1007 жыл бұрын
@ Dimento PLexitronum I agree. Mike should have auditioned for the voice role of The Emperor way back for the cartoon series. Instead of predicting terrible movie plots he could have been actively contributing to thus said plots!
@manlystan1007 жыл бұрын
It's a real word and I have used it correctly... thusT͟Həs/adverbliteraryformaladverb: thus1. as a result or consequence of this; therefore."Burke knocked out Byrne, thus becoming champion"synonyms:consequently, as a consequence, in consequence, thereby, so, that being so, therefore, ergo, accordingly, hence, as a result, for that reason, ipso facto, because of that, on that account "the studio handled production, thus cutting its costs"
@martymcfox82937 жыл бұрын
Kit Fisto died for this?????1
@Gundamluverx7 жыл бұрын
Why do you think they called him "Kit Fisto"?
@Squid19867 жыл бұрын
Kid Fisto?
@Tychoxi7 жыл бұрын
8 year olds, dude.
@jasonbodden16007 жыл бұрын
Yoda misses the ol' Kit Fisto.
@MartyMacFry7 жыл бұрын
this is heavy
@chabomorphosis3 жыл бұрын
"Every good smuggler needs a good smuggler's vest..." Lmao
@cyrollan2 жыл бұрын
I died when they said that
@ChasR327 жыл бұрын
These guys should be the consultants for the script.. and Disney should freaking listen to them!
@kg.11737 жыл бұрын
Did you guys see Pirates of the Caribbean 5? 'Cause we got to see the origin of Jack's outfit and apparently he's been wearing the same clothes for 40 years. So yes it's very plausible we'll see Han get his vest.
@macswarthy7 жыл бұрын
I've got the terrible, terrible feeling that you're right on all of it :( The Kessel Run is a smuggling route that goes through a cluster of black holes. Shorter is more impressive because it means you're skirting the event horizons really closely (this was in the books). If they were smart, the movie would just be about Han trying to outdo someone else by doing the Kessel Run shorter than his rival in love. It would be a very restrained character study of Han and a small group of well-developed characters that we will never see again in any sequels. No high stakes, no Jedi, the Empire's only role would be the cops trying to stop them from smuggling, and the story would revolved around 2 dudes trying to impress a girl. If they were really smart, they'd end the movie with Han having the choice of saving his rival or killing/letting him die in such a way that only Han would ever know he did it and have Han murder his rival. I'd pay full price to see that movie.
@SleeperGuy237 жыл бұрын
That's too restrained and tight and in no way connected to the larger story to happen. You are right in that it would be better for it to be self contained instead of ting in to anything.
@StefanoFierros7 жыл бұрын
macswarthy Or would you say TIE-ing? Huh? See what I did there? I'll see myself out
@jointhe64617 жыл бұрын
That's why the movie will be over 3 hours.
@Perkustin7 жыл бұрын
Han and Lando are completing the Kessel run as a team, both with Huge cargoes of spice, (Lando is all like, 'with the score from this i could start a new life, being a planetary mining administrator, wear a cape, get my hair all straight and white guy looking.. Or Something, i dunno...'). However disaster strikes and Han has to go, jettisoning the cargo, whispering to himself; 'Come on Lando old buddy, don't let me down). Han Could have easily done the Kessel run in 11 parsecs but he let's Lando take the glory in the Falcon so he can save his love interest who totally dies anyway so the audience can eat shit. This makes Han totally bitter and totally not into selfless acts.
@KneelB4Bacon7 жыл бұрын
I think the easiest explanation for the use of "parsecs" in Episode 4 is that Lucas is an idiot, who got a unit of distance mixed up with a unit of time in his script. "Parsecs" could still work though, if the Kessel Run went through a dangerous area of space. (i.e. the shortest route was the most dangerous and thus, something to boast about.) It would be ironic if the most exciting sequence in the upcoming Han Solo movie was due to a Lucas script f*ck-up in Episode 4.
@SpawnRevenge923 жыл бұрын
"Han Solo said Corellia once and Star Wars fans have no creativity." This is so on the money.
@KneelB4Bacon3 жыл бұрын
Luke: "You fought in the Clone Wars?" * entire MOVIE made on a throwaway line *
@Random_Person.-.2 жыл бұрын
@@KneelB4Bacon Also a 7 season TV Show
@bjchit2 жыл бұрын
Two animated series, plus a number of really good video games.
@MrPsyren992 жыл бұрын
@@bjchit besides the first 2 battlefront games what games took place during the clone wars?
@bjchit2 жыл бұрын
@@MrPsyren99 Star Wars: Jedi Starfighter, Star Wars: The Clone Wars by Pandemic Studios, several games that were tie in’s to either the movie or cartoon shows, Lego Star Wars, Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds, like I said, a lot.
@KaiserSynd19187 жыл бұрын
Don't fucking joke about the carbonite freezing gun. That actually fucking exists in the the Old Republic MMO.
@lotus-prince7 жыл бұрын
What, no love for Han Solo's evil bearded twin brother, Thracken Sal Solo? ...seriously, that was a thing.
@MrSt3v3nR7 жыл бұрын
One can be seen in Dark Forces 2 Jedi knight Mysteries Of The Sith
@philipkim5807 жыл бұрын
Seen? Hell, USED.
@ryancrist95657 жыл бұрын
Steven Raine, YES! MYSTERIES OF THE MOTHER FUCKING SITH! Didn't you play as Luke's future wife Mara Jade in that one?
@philipkim5807 жыл бұрын
You do indeed! Even had Kyle Katarn in it as well!
@dennison98397 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to bring my RLM checklist along with me when I screen this film with my friends. And by friends I mean myself. And my laptop. And a Filipino torrent.
@TKinfinity017 жыл бұрын
Rich should play that pot belly guy who owns the Rancor
@anthonyewing79957 жыл бұрын
TKinfinity Malakili! Haha
@alanritchie78507 жыл бұрын
TKinfinity And Jack could be the baby rancor. Perfect
@0xCAFEF00D7 жыл бұрын
That's how they got the script.
@chriscollins20954 жыл бұрын
Seems like they came up with a more interesting concept than what we got in theaters. Smuggling a Jedi to Tatooine using a galactic space race as a cover.
@CJ-ln5dk7 жыл бұрын
27:19 How good is that impression of the Emperor??? Spot on!!!
@jazztom867 жыл бұрын
meanwhile at Disney: "Sir, it seems our plot for the new Han Solo movie's leaked! Look at this:" *shows RLM video* "EVERYBODY PANIC! WE MUST REMAKE THE MOVIE FROM THE BEGINNING!"
@chapasproject7 жыл бұрын
lol more likely they taking notes they basically copy pasted the force awaking
@ValseInstrumentalist7 жыл бұрын
I love how when Mike starts explaining a bunch of ridiculous nerd stuff off a piece of paper like Sabacc cards and Vader's woodoo hide polished helmet, it just fades into Rich's face as he patiently listens to all this nonsense in increasing perplexity.
@sgste5 жыл бұрын
Can someone re-release this, but intercut all of the accurate predictions with shots from the film? Thanks...
@frankmerker6304 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure someone already did it
@ultimateempress17394 жыл бұрын
The Dunsel: bwahaha you’re so ticked off!😂
@JayFreely4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesduncan6729 you gotta go see a therapist man. There's no reason why you should've responded like that lol. Do you talk to your girlfriend like that too or do you just hit her?
@charlottecorday84943 жыл бұрын
@@JayFreely His girlfriend LMAO
@trevorwills16003 жыл бұрын
@@jamesduncan6729 I'll do it! I mean, yeah do it yourself! Jerk.
@WillPattenden7 жыл бұрын
It's terrifying how believable all of this is
@Purjoloek7 жыл бұрын
Mike's Emperor impersonation is so fucking good.
@navajo2377 жыл бұрын
Pretending to play a bitter hideous looking wretch is not a stretch for him.
@rtyler71867 жыл бұрын
2 billion people on the earth. 2 do it right. Thanks to both Mike and the original. @27:18
@ArtyomLensky7 жыл бұрын
How many people on Earth?
@rtyler71867 жыл бұрын
7 billion on earth. I meant there are 2 Billion on Alderan. Sorry and thanks.
@ArtyomLensky7 жыл бұрын
wrong again, there are 0 people on Alderan.
@menachemsachemrobotscowitz27947 жыл бұрын
You guys forgot to add Han's father telling him "Don't get cocky kid.". Because STAR WARS and because we know that line.
@grt0027 жыл бұрын
Menachem Sachem Robotscowitz dammit yes this too. Ugh.
@apugalypse_now7 жыл бұрын
I clapped! I clapped because I recognize that line!
@steamedrice977 жыл бұрын
it's like poetry
@Ronnie.Raymond7 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a giant dinosaur walking in front of the screen during one of the scenes.