Rigoletto is an Absolute Creepfest

[@mella8296]

But honestly, Rigoletto is one of the BEST movies ever! If you don’t love it, you honestly didn’t get it and missed the hidden deep messages throughout it. You just sound hella petty and bitter for whatever reason. So therefore, your review SUCKS.

[@justineherlofsky203]

😂😂😂😂 1. This movie is effing terrible 2. It’s an effing movie lighten up 😂😂 3. No one in the comments agrees with you lol

[@rebeccasowell5673]

I had this movie as a kid. I loved it!

[@chicharitaqpix]

Girl why are you so pressed? Lmao

[@kristyrussell1748]

Guess you told her.....😂😂 imagine being that upset over a movie review for whatever reason.

[@justineherlofsky203]

@@kristyrussell1748 right! Like come on it’s hilarious 😂

[@brittanyking4155]

Me: Mom, can we get Phantom of the Opera? Mom: We have Phantom of the Opera at home. The Phantom at home:

[@mistymorning1010]

Tee hee😹

[@maryprice8458]

Hahhahaha this made me laugh

[@sarahriddle7211]

Finally someone said it!😂😂😂

[@MarisasCurls]

Hahaha best comment. I was literally thinking all the way through that this is like a cheap phantom

[@TheTjxxxxxx]

I died. hahaha

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

Ok ok ok I completely misinterpreted the song lyrics (‘till a kiss and all is well”) HOWEVER - there is no denying that Bonnie was manipulated. Maybe not to do anything gross, but she was manipulated into giving him what he wanted. He specifically sought out a little girl who could sing, and even bought her house so that she would have no choice but to work for him. Still Creepfest in my book. Although I’m very glad I misunderstood those lyrics 😂😬 can you imagine. Another edit: I DO think pigs have feelings and I love them to no end. I was just making fun of the pig guy’s character 🐽 🐷 🐖

[@donquixotemom]

Totally agree! So disturbing either way!

[@heyimkerry]

Best to err on the side of caution, amirite? 😬

[@vanityplates3125]

Definitely creeper-ville.

[@savannawebb8575]

Oh no, totally creepy to me too. Sooo cringe.

[@pika23]

Is this Canadian or Christian

[@0116scooter]

I have literally never heard of this movie.

[@vanityplates3125]

Same. And I'm older than her. 😂 like what is this?????

[@PeachReverie]

Me either

[@katc6128]

SAME! I was like, who has been requesting this insanely creepy movie??

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

I hadn’t either 😂

[@donquixotemom]

It’s possible you needed to have grown up in like Utah or Idaho like me. Cause my parents bought the VHS of this one. 😂

[@cantocant2346]

My Grandparents were raised during the depression. They ate cornbread soaked in milk or buttermilk as the entire meal. Also during the Depression, Moma's would mix flour with water to make "milk" so the kids would get full. No nutrition but no hunger pains.

[@Krystal-O]

That is, in fact, greatly depressing 😕

[@Metroid250]

My mom does the same thing but with club crackers soaked in coffee. That could be an entire meal for her

[@AliSanguis]

This is straight up called "An Old Family Depression Recipe" in my family. Had it a few times myself as a kid, sometimes with eggs instead if we were lucky

[@jennifercooke2198]

When I was very young (1970’s) it was a desert- milk toast; bread, milk, cinnamon and sugar in a glass. Dad called it a poor man’s bread pudding.

[@monkeyz240]

I learned about cornbread in a glass of milk from my mom. I never thought about it being from the depression. It’s delicious tho.

[@sydneybohannon4270]

My husband heard me watching this video and got SUPER offended that you were making fun of this movie that I have never once heard him say a word about 😂

[@allieloulou85]

😂😂😂

[@ml6525]

Why does everyone know this movie? Also why does everyone love it?

[@ItsACTION386]

Lol

[@cortneyreid8]

Because Your husband is an Amazing Person.

[@stalecornchips9968]

@Rulya קארן Mórrigan lol what how this movie is ridiculous

[@blushingmommy]

The torn up bread in a cup is, or will be, bread and milk. Depression era dinner. Similarly, people also do cornbread and milk/buttermilk.

[@smd0061]

Yes, this is 100% accurate. My grandparents told me their families did this when they were growing up poor and in the South.

[@mowganashwey]

So glad I found the answer in the comments, thank you 😂

[@Jenjifr]

If they were lucky, and could afford it, they put a little sugar in there, too.

[@GhostofaSiren]

My grandparents were poor, so my Dad had to eat the cornbread version a lot growing up.

[@hollybrooke322]

Yes and thank you

[@EyeC999]

Watching a woman applying makeup I would never wear, and couldn’t imitate, if I were even inclined, reviewing a movie I’ve never heard of, and wouldn’t watch, if the opportunity arose, yet enjoying every second. Laughing my arse off, with my headphones on, in the corner of my couch, and wondering how come my husband doesn’t understand me at all, sometimes! 😂😂😂

[@deedeehogan1783]

hey soul sister LOL

[@katee67]

Me and all 😂 cba with makeup but she cracks me up

[@EpicKate]

I couldn't have said it better myself!

[@tamaradanielle1296]

Like looking in a mirror

[@aislynnmari]

I feel so seen ❤😅

[@steviewhisnand4081]

So my 12 year old set her phone to play Hans’s “Ew!” song whenever her brother calls, and honestly I’m not sure if I’ll ever top this parenting moment.

[@haleymist09]

😅🤣😂

[@marleynaaugusteina6809]

Lmao

[@lizroyal9240]

Y

[@alyssabenson129]

I'm obsessed with this 😂😂

[@elizabethpier6347]

As someone who didn't see this as a child I agree this was creepfest.

[@kanyetwitty6158]

It wasn't that creepy as a child.

[@alisonoverstreet6396]

I agree. Never seen this movie.

[@diy_cat9817]

I've never even heard of this.

[@Sarah.Jane.]

Same! I never even heard of this but it’s soooo creepy

[@shannon6708]

Rigoletto a movie about sex-trafficking, beauty and the beast, and the texas chainsaw massacre all in one.

[@Cove_Blue]

It's the unfinished prosthetic/ makeup and the child grooming for me

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

😂😂😂

[@maryprice8458]

Hahahhaa

[@lindseycork7120]

😆 🤣 😂

[@Niobesnuppa]

They should've groomed that makeup a bit more!

[@LaceyTripp95]

I love that she edits herself into these movies, it kills me every single time 😂

[@MentalHealthMonday]

Same!

[@stephaniepapaleo521]

Jaime’s Edit: Eddie Vedder mumble/sing 🤠😼👌and the curtsy was the best part of this movie!!! 💯 💯 💯 ❤️ ❤️ 😂

[@ashleyoliva7588]

Yeah its hilarious. I also love the dance scenes dubbed over with the shoe squeaking and fart sounds.

[@ZaamNoodle]

Don't I absolutely love her editing herself in the movies, she is pure class!

[@Maderlololohio]

Fave parts of her reviews

[@adamtayy3084]

Can we just take a moment to acknowledge how thoroughly she reviews a movie? I mean I never notice when the boom mic drops in frame 😂

[@peterd.9522]

Jaime is really terrific, I agree💯

[@keannamoxen2024]

I know, haha!

[@lilinsulatorchick9665]

Its like it's.. her job or something!

[@heezypeasy8611]

She's so good at finding all the obscure details and mess ups lol. I love it 😂

[@Foolish_Rabbit]

That's the best part of watching bad movies! The technical errors 😂 I love watching for booms dipping in.

[@thenaturelady4676]

That moment where you realize over 20% of this movie's budget went to overalls. (Seriously.)

[@nineteenfortyeight]

Recovering costumer here, and YES. Budget sure wasn't in the silly putty and Lee Press-on claws they call makeup.

[@NellFace]

Are you sure? They looked like used overalls to me... Pretty sure the budget went to braids and bows for Bonnie.

[@sammirobin9]

It’s like beauty and the beast meets phantom of the opera meets child abuse. But at least someone is standing up for the pigs?

[@nineteenfortyeight]

😂

[@janissierra9412]

Pigs are usually so underrepresented

[@jodybowles2469]

ROTFL 🤣

[@kayeanne9134]

Yess i was totally thinking phantom of the opera too

[@chef.in.the.woods7]

😂😂😂😂

[@mfisher620]

Random sappy comment; I have been depressed for like 3 months, I just started watching this series like two nights ago on Facebook and now I’m here & I’m literally laughing so hard so I’m crying. I’m not saying you cured my depression, but it’s been a great distraction and reminder I can laugh 🥰💗

[@caseyandisaiah]

I feel you, girl!

[@Ashaliyeva]

I’ve struggled with depression (and anxiety) for YEARS, and laughter really is the best medicine. Obviously not a cure (I’m a huge advocate for therapy and medication) but it’s like temporary pain reliever- at least for a while you have some respite from the sadness. 💗 I really hope you’re doing better!

[@mfisher620]

@@Ashaliyeva I'm actually about to go to some inpatient treatment on Wednesday! Im more than ready to go

[@kayla7562]

Yes same 💙

[@mhurley8864]

Right??? I've been binge watching jamie's videos since I stumbled upon her channel the other day. She always makes me laugh and I enjoy hearing her retell the movies.

[@MamaJayde]

I honestly love your dissection of the manipulations and grooming. Most people would look past the “little things” like that and don’t understand the eventual impact. Thanks to you for bringing emotional abuse and manipulation more to the light.

[@abesapien9930]

There is no "grooming" in this film. The girl is captured/forced inside the home not much differently than Disney's Belle is captured by the Beast. This reviewer is sexualizing a film through her own lens and mindset, which I bet has been shaped a lot by pornography.

[@Hawaiiansky11]

Yes! What he was doing was typical narcissistic abuse / trauma bonding. Sick and evil, IMO

[@blatherskitenoir]

I am now convinced that Georgie was the true "the One", NOT Bonnie. The Curse song emphasizes that you have to change yourself to break your curse. His treatment of Bonnie was the same old, same old, and selfish. But, he's nice to Georgie with no personal gain on offer. He never once yells at her and is very kind, singing her songs, getting her presents, walking her home, and promising to teach her to sing in the future. He seems to like her and her brother far more than how much he likes Bonnie. Bonnie's "love" for him doesn't break his curse, not does her singing in the competition. But, him caring enough for Georgie to risk his life to save her and get her to help did break his curse.

[@DylanRomanov]

I’m shook at this

[@samdubb2466]

That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking! Lol

[@reginaldfairfield]

The fact of the matter is that without Bonnie, he doesn't have that relationship with Georgie & Porter.

[@TheEllaTB]

Interesting observation

[@TheMangomelon789]

But but... why didn't him paying everyone's medical bills fix him then? Like what? It's weird.

[@clairejohnson7736]

I know this is an older video but I have to say that I've been dealing with post-partum depression and your videos are the only thing making me laugh right now. It's really a bright spot in my day. Thanks for the laughs, Jaime!!

[@this9128]

Yes seriously. I have depression and ADHD and tapered off my Ritalin this year and your videos have made me laugh. I have not laughed in a very long time so thank you.

[@Loviethecreative]

Omg same here, I've been looking for feel good things and her videos is the one thing brightening my days. Binging for three days. Keep your head up momma. So tough being a new mom, you aren't alone. ❤️

[@embadly]

I hope you’re doin better now mamas ♥️ Merry Christmas & Happy New Year I’d you see this at the time. I hope you are well & taking care of yourself the best you can. You got this baby!!!♥️♥️♥️

[@KRCampbell42]

Totally Agree! Not much laughter in the world right now...but there sure is a lot here!

[@monicag3943]

Jaime's on-stage singing scene and pig-defending scene literally has me in TEARS! 🤣😃☺😂

[@mirandac2011]

Girl same 🤣🤣🤣

[@samanthadudley5348]

That’s how I sing Yellow Ledbetter 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@blackhawkdahlia5740]

Yuuuuussss!!!!!! Love it! Love her!

[@telyse]

Wow, I freaking LOVED this movie when I was a kid 😆 I was 100% in love with Ribaldi as a little girl? So the movie did its job? Yikes. But I loved it, along with the other strange movies mailed to our house from Feature Films for Families 😂

[@adondevas159]

@@samanthadudley5348 That’s the only way TO sing that song. LOL 😂

[@ivymaria8776]

What I want to know is why everybody in this movie is dressed like the Great Depression, but Gabrielle is dressed in full blown Edwardian style. Those fashions are not even close timewise.

[@ironwraith852]

Well, he’s an elf, or something. I doubt he cares whether he’s in fashion or not.

[@sadespain2339]

Gabrielle was a princess from another world. The townspeople in Castlegate were very poor people in a very poor time. It probably was set during the Great Depression.

[@SoCalJellybean]

Full-on Victorian ghost, that one. 🤭

[@EastmanEditing]

Lol I noticed that too right away. She's in Edwardian and Mr. Rabaldi is in late Victorian. Granted, in my opinion they are actually a bit too close in time range considering there's only a 20-30 year difference in style, and I'm sure many middle aged and elderly people wore their old clothes during the depression if they couldn't afford new fabrics, so they probably just looked poor and/or out of touch wearing those getups. If I was to have a demi God and Goddess in a film, I'd probably have them at least be a full century's difference in fashion, if not several centuries. A powdered wig would've been awesome on Mr. Baldy 😍

[@williamburns3823]

The film was set during the Great Depression. It was a choice made to display that Gabrielle is unaffected and in a different class than everyone else.

[@MommaBear87]

I notice when you costar in the movies, you even make the lighting match! It's so interesting and very cool you take the time to do that. It adds such a cool effect. I don't mind a longer wait between these videos just please keep makin them (as long as you continue to enjoy it), they're hilarious

[@mmc1086]

It looked like she was THERE

[@EmiPellegrinoMusic]

"So naturally they all put on their antler bucket hats" had me ROLLING

[@lesliemendez8393]

Omg!!! I read this as she was saying it 😂😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T!

[@Fluffysocks3124]

Bread crust in a cup is “milk in toast.” It was a cheap way to get creative with cheap foods in the Great Depression. You pour milk over the bread after you’ve broken it up in pieces.

[@sarahcortese4977]

🤢

[@MrSplashes]

Ate this for breakfast all the time growing up. Hated it without added sugar on top.

[@Joy314k]

My dad still eats milk toast!!! (Both his parents grew up during the depression)

[@charro028]

@@sarahcortese4977 my thoughts precisely!

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

Sounds awwwwwful but makes sense.

[@l.g.2888]

So for the bread crust in the cup...my grandma was raised in the 50s in the southern U.S. where the effects of the depression hung around long after it was technically considered over. And she used to crumble day-old cornbread into a cup with milk and eat it with a spoon. I never liked it but my grandma acted like it was a big treat.

[@bekkah8112]

my great grandma would do the same and she’d had onion with it too. honestly the bread and milk was already gross enough for me. i would not have lasted in the great depression

[@kel4014]

This is where bread & butter pudding came from !

[@dianalewis3148]

I grew up doing this. It’s delicious!

[@Yorokobi224]

@@bekkah8112 I bet if you grew up in the situation, you would have. 😀 Ya never know

[@cecilyerker]

I would eat them separately. Take sips of milk to wash down the cornbread.

[@missbrooke9458]

I forgot about this movie!!! Am I the only one who selfishly feels like these movie reviews can’t come quick enough. You’re just my favorite part of the internet!

[@christyniland5602]

An hour ago I was in my bedroom, bawling my eyes out. I’ve had a really tough go, for about four years, and the... comes along 2020. So, it’s something that happens from time to time. It sucks. After I sucked it up and went down to the front room, I decided to google optical illusion makeup. I know, completely non related and random, but true. Well, I had no clue what watching your tutorial would be like. You..., you are so talented, for much much more than your makeup/art skills. Yes, I enjoyed the video of your skills, but your personality, you just being you, gave me so much joy. You had me laughing so hard that I was crying. I have a loud laugh. I know it...my family and friends know it... and now the neighbors know it!! It woke my daughter out of a deep sleep...so, I made her watch it with me again! And I cracked up just as hard as the first time. Thank you so much for being you. Thank you for being exactly who you are, and sharing your humor with the world. You have given a wounded woman from Montana a much needed reminder that there are good, real, funny people in this world. I found who I use to be, while laughing with you, and I appreciate it so much. My 11 yr old daughter hasn’t heard her mama laugh like that in a very long time, and she needed that! So from both of us, thank you, thank you! We love you! We will continue watching, and laughing and enjoying your art and humor. We will also tell everyone we know, about you and your videos. Keep making them. ☺️😂🤣

[@christyniland5602]

It looks so weird, that comment I made being on this "Rigoletto" page. This is not the video I watched before posting that comment. It was your video in which you created an optical illusion "small face" on yours. You didn't review a movie during it. You just were authentic and hilarious while doing great makeup!! Thanks!!

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

This was so wonderful to hear, thank you so much for sharing. I hope you feel better and keep watching funny videos! You deserve it!

[@EpicKate]

@@christyniland5602 It takes a really special person to be so honest and real. I'm a person with big emotions too. I feel that! I'm so glad she could make you laugh and bring you some joy. Sending you hugs from Sweden!

[@Jpcorza69]

@@christyniland5602 she is freaking hilarious that’s how it is with people who are funny I have a friend who lost his wife and I’ve been there for him making him laugh cuz he was depressed and crying all the time and now he laughs and says my jokes make his day and he always looks forward to my texts And how while he’s at work he misses talking to me he tells me never change you make my day , and now everyday he’ll text me before work sometimes during work and once he gets home ,people like me and her that make people laugh just warms our heart to bring joy to other people

[@MamaMOB]

Thank you for sharing this!

[@hillaryhubbard2506]

"If you cross to carpet, or step on it...." me right after I finish vacuuming.

[@teresahowick5197]

😂😂😂 same

[@saimashapi3819]

😂😂😂😂

[@aliciamoore3741]

This review is old, but I’ve been watching the series on repeat lately. It’s becoming one of my comfort staples, especially as I heal from surgery. Thank you, Jaime! 🤍🤍🤍

[@PlotlinesRemix]

Same!

[@SeaStarr2890]

I literally felt like we were being led up to a child bride wedding situation and was horrified. Total creepfest, you right

[@klynne8410]

Agreed!

[@oni6903]

Sex and perversion is all y’all think about! Tf

[@ituesday24]

I watched this movie as a child and even as a little girl I was worried that the girl was expected to marry Rinaldo. I didn't know about sex or perversion as a 9 yr old. They just set up the plot in a really weird way.

[@djentyman4002]

Well that’s not what happens so don’t worry lol it’s not creepfest

[@Trashcan27]

@@oni6903 you’ve clearly not been harassed or groomed as a child. This is grooming at its peak

[@natlenan6743]

This is my fav review because you're just calling out toxic family structures and Narcissistic Abuse. Also every time you say Uggo I die

[@jennyumm89]

Never seen this movie, but I clicked so fast

[@girlbutters]

Same

[@karabeck3200]

SAME

[@AllTheCloudsArePink]

Same

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

I love you all

[@courtneylia7383]

SAME! 😂 I LOVE JAIME!! 💞

[@TheGraveKeeper27]

i know this video is pretty old but im going through a breakup from a serious long term relantionship and you brought laughter back into my life after many days of tears. thank you!

[@jenniferfisher1721]

OMG I completely forgot about this movie!! A classmate brought it to school for movie day. I remember being super mad at the time because I voted to watch The Lion King and we got this.

[@catalinaquintero9709]

....what classroom of children turned down the lion king for this?????

[@jenniferfisher1721]

Looking back there is evidence that the teacher chose it. To vote we had to put our heads down and close our eyes and put our thumbs up....so yeah, movie day was rigged!

[@sarahschouveller1993]

@@jenniferfisher1721 reminds me of when my 6th grade class chose Casper over my suggestion of Nightmare Before Christmas 🤬

[@Amanda-ze2ut]

@@jenniferfisher1721 😂😂😂😂

[@w.lester255]

@@sarahschouveller1993 The fools

[@GiNgErSnAp-bh7eq]

Even my husband said "well thats a fun way to watch a bad movie". Yes Jacob, it is.

[@katia_g213]

That's how I explain this to my bf!

[@aquablue1252]

Your husband is a smart man lmao

[@S.R92]

Can you please review “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen” with Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox? It would be really funny seeing you react to it.

[@abosaurus]

I was in the age range to enjoy this movie when I saw it in theaters but still walked out because I thought it was so bad lmao I would looooove to see her do that movie

[@xcrystalsunshine]

I read the book and watched the movie😂

[@rebecky5ever]

That movie is the best worst teen movie I've ever seen

[@teafortwo9307]

It was my favorite for a hot moment 😍

[@taylorjade6918]

It's so awful, it's perfect! 😂

[@melisacaceres8740]

My favorite part was when the director chose death for their character over the whole kissing/love plot. I imagine him/her coming to their senses, being like: NOPE, YEET HIM, EW.

[@valkyrieanduril1345]

40:23 🤣

[@MamaMOB]

I bet it was the production company. “Creatives” tend to like kiddy diddling. You give them an inch they become Balenciaga.

[@PandaMom9230]

Jaime, I’ll tell you want I want, what I really really want. I want...no, NEED!!! you to review the Spice Girls movie!

[@kristinedonahue5231]

Me too!!! Spice World!!

[@JjSylvC]

OMG YES 😂🤣

[@kristenlandon796]

LOL this comment!🏅

[@TaraSmallss]

Oh my god yes! Dude I was literally thinking of that movie today. When I got home earlier I looked it up on Netflix to see if it was there. How random

[@sarahschouveller1993]

Yes! SpiceWorld!!! Still one if my all time favorites!

[@thejoeschmoshow]

When she started singing Pearl Jam at the talent show I snorted with laughter.

[@katieamos6691]

I loved that part! Lol

[@Lolkatlolkat]

Thank you for this because they tried to Shazam this song three times and it just wouldn’t figure it out.

[@allieloulou85]

😭😭😂😂💀

[@AricaBAlien]

I sang along 👏👏👏 I hope yall did to

[@linzigold112]

I’m just watching this video for the first time and I watched that scene like 10 times. Cracking up so hard rn!

[@kellywellybear3330]

My extremely religious, Southern Baptist grandmother freeking LOVES this movie and invited my siblings and all my cousins over to watch this movie when I was 16. Just the evening every 16 year old dreams of.

[@krissydmckenzie]

Omg. Laughed out loud at this. 😂

[@burton188]

I feel you! My southern fundamentalist parents joined the whole boycott Disney shenanigans in the late 90s and we had this movie and others from the same company (like the buttercream gang that she also reviewed). I hated it so much and hearing her review is so cathartic 😂

[@AdrienneJung.M]

@@burton188 Is that why all of us homeschoolers had this movie in our collections?

[@teresahowick5197]

Too funny.

[@w.lester255]

@@AdrienneJung.M Omg, so interesting...this is like learning about another world (I’m not a homeschooler). Meanwhile my childhood viewing consisted of the Magic School Bus and Arthur

[@kristinvandermeer3025]

I watched this as a kid. I had no idea about creepy older guys and grooming. As an adult......I'm wondering how the hell this got made

[@BethanyNash]

I just left a comment basically saying the same thing. It’s wild watching this with adult eyes!

[@AdmiralWinfrey]

Mormons

[@beccamcdonald9846]

Y'all are stupid imbeciles lmfao 😂😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️ this movie is not about grooming. No where near close to it. The moral of the story for this movie is clearly the same moral for Beauty and The Beast. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, don't treat everyone based on their looks. Ya know the old school saying "Don't judge a book by the cover", and of course my personal favorite saying "True love conquers ALL." Cause if you actually DID ever watch this movie you'd know that Rigoletto gets reunited with his lover (who's a grown ass woman) and they get in a car together and drive off. This movie is a KIDS movie, made by a low budget FAMILY corporation. I'm a 26 year old woman, who watched this movie alot of times, and I never saw anything in this movie that relates to grooming

[@HannahTheHorrible]

You should do the old school weird Pippie Longstocking!!

[@kelaltieri]

YESSSSS!!!

[@HealthyandLovingLife]

Do you mean the one with the floor scrubbing shoes??? I LOVE that movie!

[@jamielynn4187]

Ohh heck yes! I used to love that movie!

[@DearestFandoms]

Yes please!!

[@katc6128]

ALL OF THE YES TO THIS

[@muttstew]

The fart noise when we *finally* see Ribaldi's face made me choke on my dinner. 😂

[@smd0061]

I laughed hard at that too! 😆

[@nicaayala1979]

I'm getting my master's in a clinical profession and I doubted all my qualifications and the work I've done because of how hard I cry-laughed at that little fart noise.

[@DianaDodson]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@LadyCaspar]

I can’t believe you’re doing Rigoletto! I was just telling my husband my grandma bought two movies ever for me and my sister- Buttercream Gang and Rigoletto. I just nostalgia’d all over the place 😝

[@justinaclayburn2248]

YES! I feel like this was the kind of thing that just showed up at your house and unless you canceled you continued to get low production value movies you don’t want that you have to pay for? The early 90s was a wild time.

[@edtheturtle]

We watched this over the course of several days in our elementary school's music class when I was super young, and watching a man get beaten to death with the singing in the background did something to 7 year old me.

[@melindasnyder5974]

We watched this at home as a family movie night, and same here! I was a very sensitive kid and also a budding musician, and the fact that they beat him to death combined with that particular song really hit me where it hurt. 😢

[@iamtheonewhocares]

That guy singing "ew" needs to be a meme 😆😆😆 This is definitely a combo of beauty and the beast and the phantom of the Opera!!

[@lyndseycaliendo7947]

Ok RE: the bread in the cup: when my grandpa was a poor kid growing up in the south they would eat bread in a cup of milk as like a treat. Plain bread, plain milk, no sugar or seasoning. And I guess it was pretty fucking good because he continued eating this into adulthood.

[@MikeEZ]

I had to research cuz it made me curious and you are right. not only they do that but they also ate toast in a bowl and poured milk on it like cereal... Im sorry, that really was a depressing meal

[@Wonderoddity]

Well it WAS the Great Depression

[@winterinbloom]

My grandpa does a version of that with crushed up saltine crackers. He used to feed it to me any time my grandma had to leave me in his care, because that was about all he could "cook".

[@jLo4sho]

My granddaddy also did this...also from the South.

[@popliuythj]

I've been in situations where I was barely able to eat for years due to being poor af (Doing much better now, not whining lol) And one thing I always found interesting is how some of the poor meals I had to throw together to try to make edible are still like some of my favorite things. They say hunger is the best spice and some things I guess the brain appreciates because it's like "Oh we had that when we were starving and it WASN'T horrible, we like this!"

[@stayz79]

Hey everyone, if you agree that Jamie’s rendition of Pearl Jam during the talent show should’ve won first place then show it here please!!!!!! PS-- I LOVE the way she sings the lyrics just like every damn person did In the 90’s before figuring out that Eddie Vedder was actually singing words during that whole song!!😂😂. Don’t even try to front like you never did it too. Yellow Ledbetter, one of the best songs ever by them in my opinion 🙃

[@ericaconrad6919]

I was looking for someone that knew that was Pearl Jam.

[@stayz79]

@@ericaconrad6919 I was afraid that no one else would catch it either! 🙃

[@laurachristie7520]

Loved it!!

[@SaturnCrashing]

I always give credit to an Eddie Vedder impersonation, anytime 👏🏻

[@rojowell1ginger914]

Do you remember the misheard lyrics video of that song...ugh hello freshman year of college

[@gisellesantarelli]

That yellow ledbetter rendition totally would have won the competition. So ahead of it's time

[@SuperEvansMommy]

The bread in a cup is something my mom used to do because she was very poor as a child. You add milk to the bread and eat it 🤢 so it fills you up

[@isaidwhatisaid4814]

My Lord I pray her freezer is full and her deep freezer is filled with more food than she can eat in a year and when she GROCERY shops she spend $20 but she ends up with $200 worth of food.

[@Maderlololohio]

Hm? Just tasty. Add sugar to milk and toss in a loaf of bread. We were poor, probably still are, but it's just one of those little treats. I'll name a few more: banana w butter on bread. Still good rofl. Fried onions w rice. I do that w pasta now because I usually forget to get veggies for the pasta sauce :)

[@DylanRomanov]

I hate white bread so much and milk lmao

[@amandajo181]

I firmly believe that is why in the south we still buy out milk and bread when there’s inclement weather. 😂

[@katiebird3534]

@@amandajo181 😂😂have you ever seen the Bread and Milk video by Vic Dipoletto (spelling?) look it up 😂

[@jackielowrey3032]

Jaime: “Whatever that is on your face doesn’t match the rest” Mr Baldy: .... “you don’t mean that” Your editing skills blow my mind. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also this is the strangest movie ever but you made it so much fun to watch 👏🏻👏🏻

[@catspjs6229]

I have never heard of this movie. Who tf would like this 😂😂😂. She nails every edited scene tho.

[@inspirationmovemebrightly9627]

That had my DYING 🤣🤣

[@mandyfielding7917]

I LOOOOOST it when the “masters face” comes into frame and the suspense music leading up to the fart..... 🤣

[@jacquelinebalsamo9063]

Same lol

[@katherinerolla29]

I was waiting for a cut to Brave Little Toaster when Blankie says "the masterrrrr!"

[@samm9893]

Same😂😂💀

[@mandyfielding7917]

@@katherinerolla29 oh my gosh YES!! 🤣🤣

[@crazimuch957]

I don't think he actually needed a child to kiss him; I think the song was referring specifically to the fact that that's a fairytale trope. What he really needed, if I remember correctly, is for someone to meet him while he was ugly and choose to stay anyway.

[@reneecoons5057]

Yes, you actually understood the movie. It wasn't about a kiss or romantic love.

[@bloodshot_eyes]

That doesn’t make sense though I thought. Gabrielle was there the whole time, *while* he was ugly

[@BigJeddak187]

​@bloodshot_eyes She also knew him when he wasn't ugly 🤷‍♂️. Maybe had to meet in the ugly faze lol

[@calicomm1481]

Exactly, there is NO romance or implied romance between him and Bonnie. The song is more of a “if only fairytales were real” then I could be freed from my curse so easily.

[@donquixotemom]

I’m one of the people that requested this one and I WANTED you to ruin it! I remember watching and I know it’s terrible so you clearly needed to see it. So no worries at all!

[@ChronosQ]

As someone who was groomed by a narcissist this movie is incredibly messed up to me

[@86krobertson]

Legit same

[@a.walters123]

You might be taking this movie a little too seriously, probably because, as you said, your experience, in which I can’t blame you. But for most people who have seen this movie, outside of Jaime’s commentary (which is meant to be humorous, sarcastic and overly critical) it has heart behind it.

[@FriendlyCroock]

From what I know "rigoletto" is a famous opera by verdi. Ever heard of "el il sol dell'anima"? Ever played counter strike 1.6 on italy? Another famous aria from the opera is "la dona e mobile". I was just wondering if the film has something to do with the opera or it's just a coincidence.

[@ec4145]

@@a.walters123 "As a victim you recognize abuse, but some people don't and think abuse is nice. There must be something wrong with you." Gross.

[@meghanschuler4739]

I was groomed too, and I see what u mean, but the message in this movie is about faith not to be creepy. Its unintentionally creepy though, ill give u that. But I still love it and always will. And I was groomed at 3 and sex trafficked for 9 years and raped a ton afterwards, so I do honestly get it. But u have to look at this movie like Bonnie is Jesus's love and rigaletto is us as ppl. We need and seek it out. At least some of us do. Its metaphorical.

[@jennifere.pergola598]

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this already, but I see on IMDB's Trivia page for this movie there is an entry that says "Reviewed on Makeup and Movies with Jaime French" :-).

[@bigc473]

The best review they've ever received 😂

[@AwoogaGamer]

THE COSTUMES CHANGES WHEN SHE PUTS HERSELF IN THE MOVIE ARE SO GOOD IM DEAD

[@saga685]

I feel like the reason why the ending was so abrupt/unexpected was because they realised it was basically pro-child grooming, and frantically re-wrote it😂

[@cecynay7369]

This was totally my favorite movie when I was a kid. Why didn't our parents say "wait, what?" at any point? 😂

[@thefitcookie]

Same! I watched this all the time and loved it, but Jaime made some good points. Now that I’m older it does seem creepy 😬 I love her review of it 😂

[@annespencer1856]

Happy Bacon made me cackle 😂

[@toastEDmrshmello09]

My mom actually watched it with me!!! Never mentioned a word!!! Haha. She just loved it cause she’s an opera buff lol

[@Akhhmorn]

I want to see it just because I like the pig guy. Him doing a puppet show was the funniest thing.

[@heie28]

Cuz it was packaged as "wholesome" and therefore good for kids to watch. Seriously and our parents wonder why we grew up the way we did 🤣🤣

[@TheTjxxxxxx]

"Why you eyeing my bread drink" literally sent me into orbit bahahaha

[@aglaiaruffinojalles2244]

About the bread crumbs, I saw someone saying some people in the south of USA do it. I'm from Brazil and some people in Brazil also do that, specially people with lower financial power cause it's a way to not waste food/bread and it's pretty filling. They crumble day-old bread into a cup with chocolate milk and eat it with a spoon! I used to like it when I was a kid, not anymore. Anyway, maybe that's what the woman was doing with the bread! ☺ I love your reviews btw!

[@Ihatedayslikethis1]

We're neighbours, I'm from Chile and day old bread is used to make a "bread pudding" with apples. I can't eat it because it does bring memories of financial hardship.

[@pastelpotato55]

This is about the bread crust thing! My grandpa was a child during the great depression and they would use bread crust for extra food, such as stuffing or what not, and as a snack or for dinner they would dunk the rest of the bread in a cup of milk because it was filling and easy

[@vanityplates3125]

I said the same thing. My husbands papaw always ate bread or cornbread with milk after dinner if he wasn't full and he grew up during the depression.

[@santannabrantley4957]

Fact: Pigs have the intelligence and the emotional level of a four year old child. They are incredibly intelligent.

[@melisacaceres8740]

Wholesome fact

[@puccipuu1797]

Pigs are cuties

[@lolafierling2154]

A baby pig hugged me once. And he cried when the people were taking him away. He was up for adoption and I guess he really wanted me to adopt him. Such a cutie

[@MamaJayde]

They’re fucking huge, terrifying and very fucking fast when grown tho 😂

[@prixe12]

They also can't speak english so roast them as much as you want

[@rochellewaters6645]

This seems a little like phantom of the opera and beauty and beast mixed Very weird ! But you are amazing ! I love makeup and movie Monday's with you !! ❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@catharinebrooks3396]

I agree

[@rochellewaters6645]

B B I heard at the end about beauty and the beast but I didn't hear about phantom I must of missed that , either way very very strange movie lol

[@MelanatedGoddess09]

One thing she couldn’t deny is his talent. That voice is flawless. -Runs to play The Curse-

[@christopherfox1813]

"Hey, uh... Are we gonna take Georgie to the hospital...'cause she's unconscious..." I was cackling. 😂😂😂😂

[@rhiannonramos6266]

Same! I was ugly laughing!

[@sweetazndoll]

“Come come. I’ll take you PART of the way home” lmaooo 😂 I’m in tears and I don’t know why

[@lindseycork7120]

Lol because it's so ridiculous. Who does that?!

[@bandgeekonflute]

The fact that you "sang" Yellow Ledbetter has left me laughing yet speechless. "Did we just become best friends?" I absolutely love you!

[@rell4474]

Same!!

[@FilmFanWesley]

Seriously. I watch these with my wife and simultaneously choked/did a spit take at the amazing randomness of hearing that song in that moment. Kudos.

[@laurinwilson4105]

Yeessss this was my fave part! I also love "singing" that lol

[@brittanyhyatt3407]

Same 🤣 The fact she sang Pearl Jam makes me love her even more which I didn't think possible haha

[@anamiguel668]

Seriously! Lol I died laughing

[@TheBookBaddie]

I watched this on VHS tape when I was like 3 and everytime I brought up up to literally anyone else as I got older no one knew wtf I was talking about and I was convinced I made this entire movie up but I'm glad it wasn't some sort of self induced fever dream it's actually every bit as creepy as I felt as a child

[@jbcm8925]

I've NEVER seen this movie before, but its like a cross of Beauty and the Beast and Phantom of the Opera

[@Pilar475]

That’s exactly what I was thinking

[@katia_g213]

💯

[@Huckleberry87]

Same.

[@TheBibliophagist]

Exactly what I came here to say! I'm surprised the POTO similarities weren't mentioned.

[@travismaupin6617]

Omg, im living how you insert yourself so flawlessly into these movies. YESSSSSSS QUEENNNN

[@katriz]

“Ew! Ew! Ew!” - I pee’d my pants a bit from laughing so hard at that part 🤣🤣🤣

[@lizbarnes1947]

Yes! I laughed SO HARD at that!! 😂

[@alyssasmith9081]

Jamie. I just discovered you last night. Yet, with this video on Rigoletto, you have unearthed something in my soul, as I had been one of those people who was under the impression that this was ONLY a fantastically beautiful and subtly deep movie that had a special, albeit strange, place in my childhood. My mom introduced me to it as a classic that was "so sweet and sad," and because she so revered it, so did I-- or, on some level. I tried to despite my uneasiness through most of it. I feel like you have lifted the lid of a cup of some sort of brainwashing kool-aid, and given permission for all of the anxiety induced by not a few features of this movie to rise to the surface of my consciousness and let their voices be heard at long last! The stark contrast of harsh and gentle interactions, the abrupt cuts to scenes with completely different tones, the way it feels impossible to predict how many of the adults will react to any given innocent act of a child, and the lingering and strangely-angled camera shots all served to create anxiety in me which, because it was reflexive of how I already felt half the time in real life, could only be considered a success if one of the goals of the filmmakers was to put the viewer in the shoes of a traumatized child. ALL that to say,.... I WAS very drawn to this movie, and there are really beautiful parts of it.

[@katarinakarats7473]

There’s a lot of overalls in this movie that I’ve never heard of...a lot of starchy clean overalls. Honestly, if I can’t watch these movies with Jaime French commentary and green-screen inserts, then why watch them 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[@PennyPennyPennyPennyPenny]

The Tami cameo made my day

[@kanyetwitty6158]

Mine too, Penny, mine too.

[@courtneyveatch4207]

Seriously thought the 'hand-puppet-song- about-a- pig' part was a scene Jamie put in herself🤣🤣

[@pinupgirl9160]

Nope! It’s really apart of the movie 😝

[@taylorjade6918]

I would love to see her add to that scene though 😂😂😂😂

[@daniellenichols9757]

The fart sound when his mismatched uggo face is revealed had me DYING. I'm 💀

[@StudioHannah]

I remember this movie from my childhood! The mirror wasn't magical, the kid with the stutter had lost his stutter the more he talked to Discount Phantom. It was his own confidence that broke the stutter.

[@jessicalovitch7245]

Do I love when JF inserts herself into movies? Yes. Would I like to watch the whole movie without her? Absolutely not! These are ridiculously hysterical. Don’t ever stop. 🥰

[@keepyourheadup9183]

Never heard of this movie, but it’s like Phantom and Beauty & the Beast mixed together in the most problematic way. 👍🏻👍🏻

[@jessimessi80]

With pigs!

[@BoringTroublemaker]

I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@vickieevans2600]

That's exactly what it is

[@mamat9067]

Omg I said the same thing to my husband! What a weird movie lol

[@Indismom]

I thought the same thing!!

[@tracyl1516]

How about just “Makeup and a Movie” with no set day? I’d love to see it any day of week! ;)

[@jennifergould1369]

I like that idea too. Post it as soon as it uploads. Then what's next!? LOL

[@MaricelaMendoza]

I agree!

[@AtsircEcarg]

I can see how if you watched it for the first time as an adult it hits different than as a kid. 😂 I remember really loving this movie.

[@MDNELLEY]

I love the “Ew Ew Ew” clip. Can’t wait for this to become a regularly used meme!

[@daniellel230]

I can only imagine the context in which that could be used. It's truly art.

[@ashreid8404]

I was always confused by that too lol

[@daniellel230]

@@ashreid8404 ok is he actually saying ew because that would be so funny

[@sagekeebaugh2397]

Me and my daughter do the "ew! ew! ew!" Thing all the time now 😂

[@daniellel230]

@@sagekeebaugh2397 I am still so confused as to what he's actually saying I will just be around the house and without thinking I'll go "ew, ew, ew" and confuse whoever is around me

[@sweetiepiejuly3934]

After the “till a kiss and all is well” lyric, he sings “the message that no one can see, is clearer to someone like me: there is no curse or evil spell that’s worse than one we give ourselves. The power that will break this curse oh I know, all too well, is locked within ourselves” and then at the end he changes the lyric to “is locked within myself” I loved this movie as a kid. Totally laughing at your review of it, totally agree there’s creepy stuff. Just needed to clarify that Mr Baldy wasn’t being creepy in his lyrics. He was actually pointing out that we’re our own worst enemies and have responsibility to make things better for ourselves.

[@jessicadawson2192]

Exactly! Thank you for saying this. I knew it, but couldn’t articulate it the way you did. The songs really make this movie powerful in my opinion, as someone who watched it with the pure eyes of a child, so hearing these things as an adult, I’m like oh wow, never thought of that, and am surprised other people see that in it when it definitely was not intended that way.

[@slyfri]

I watched this when I was 6 and when he was beat to death I cried for 3 hours after and no one could console me. Honestly so sad.

[@ArgenAndJael]

Me too! Then when my younger siblings watched it years later they were like, "it's not that sad." But I still didn't want to watch it again because it scarred me so badly. 😂

[@techkpd7681]

Sammmmmeeee

[@OctobersDaughter]

I still skipped over it, even in Jaime's review 😳

[@SamiLo2]

Right?! And then when they reveal he’s been paying to help all these people out and make their lives better.

[@cortneyreid8]

Girl Same

[@pinkpearl4063]

Jamie has an awesomely sarcastic sense of humor and a quick wit!! Love, love, love all her reviews!!

[@sarahvancina9603]

Strange to watch a movie as a kid and think it's totally normal and then watch it as an adult and be like "wtf" 😐

[@karenwahl8104]

I feel like this movie grooms children to be groomed.

[@mfitzburger5137]

It doesn't help that this movie was apparently marketed/distributed to religious households. Oof.

[@laurenm3148]

This got me shook

[@loveforfrannie2208]

@@mfitzburger5137 had a feeling it was a Mormon production.

[@andie3448]

I had a teacher that showed us this movie in class, i cant remember exactly what class I wanna say it was music. Elementary school. Disturbing even then, my friends and i would talk about it after school some liked it and thought it was well written and I was like >> this is creepy as heck... And horrible acting. I also saw it in the book shelves at church.

[@debranonya1388]

100% agree with this

[@sieayrraalvarez6303]

You should do the movie “mermaids” with Cher

[@MDNELLEY]

My parents still refer to finger foods as “Mermaids meals”. 😂

[@vickieevans2600]

Love that movie

[@victoriamorgan7188]

But this is for kinda bad movies...

[@tashayaneyty]

Yea this would be a good one!

[@CN00_]

Yeah but she's done good movies that were massive hits too. She did Coyote Ugly. I would love to see her do mermaids.

[@andysmith5806]

I think the bread in a cup thing is part of an old depression recipe. My nan said that her mum used to get creative so that she and her sisters could have something nice as sugar was too expensive.

[@mollymurphy548]

I deliberately “watch” all of the ads for Jaime so that she hopefully reaps the benefits of it cuz I love all of these videos so much 😅❤️ (by “watch” I mean distract myself for a whole 15 seconds instead of skipping the ad 😂)

[@sandeey]

Expected Chris Hansen to show up in the movie. "I'm Chris Hansen, have a seat..." lol

[@Beatbabebeauty]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stayz79]

“Hi, I’m Chris Hansen “. “No, no your not” “Yes I am” “ by the way, have you ever heard of a guy named Onision? Also can I borrow some money? If you give me enough maybe this whole little incident doesn’t air on NBC “ “So you are Chris Hansen, How much?”

[@SwedishSweetie21]

If I’m not mistaken... this movie and the buttercream gang are “feature films for family” movies. I’ve watched them all. Like literally all of them. They’re all the same level of cringey, but they hold a special nostalgic place in my heart lol.

[@rizzlesizzle423]

And they have questions on the back!!!

[@cwonderland6259]

I watched both of these at my grandma's house as a kid

[@stephanielynn101]

Do you remember a movie where this little girl who was a tomboy (her name was iris I think but she hated that and went by another name) and she hung out with a Hispanic boy? I cannot damn remember it for the life of me but we got it at the same time as Rigoletto and I watched it all the time too

[@Persnicketychichi]

@@stephanielynn101 Friendships Field!! one of their least cringey movies and a real tear jerker. I still love that one to this day.

[@Persnicketychichi]

Did you ever watch Seasons of the Heart? that one is just plain sad and tough to watch

[@WerewolfWaifu]

I am so glad I found this because I thought this movie was a weird fever dream I had as a kid. I remember loving it then, but being far enough away from it and seeing it again, it's impossible to not read it to filth for the creepiness.

[@ThePecanpie13]

This movie is about how people need health insurance

[@Laroling]

Bernie sanders

[@CandaceStevens]

😂😂😂 & why parental/adult supervision is needed when children go canoodling with the weird, reclusive & massively wealthy neighbor. This is what we grew up tho, is there any question why us 90's kids turned out the way we did 😂😂😂

[@CandaceStevens]

@@Laroling Are we seriously getting political in the comment section of non-political movie review? I'm a liberal leaning moderate, so yeah, I get it, healthcare, but there's a time & place for all that, however movie reviews on KZbin aren't the time OR the place, but it takes a fair amount of tact, couth & discernment to understand that...

[@karam.531]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanthomas49]

@Lucinda Rossing being liberal has nothing to do with forward or backward thinking. It just means you believe in liberty as long as people are not hurting anyone else.

[@jguiggey]

This was one of like 4 vhs tapes my very religious friends childhood friends had. Thank you for unlocking a long lost memory for me lol

[@sydastark]

Same! My bestie was only allowed to watch feature family films from the Christian catalog. .. my secular ass loved the songs in this movie but my adult self is icked to the extreme by what was deemed acceptable and what was not..

[@RavenStar16]

Anyone else immediately hit the like button on each of Jamie's vids before you even watch of all it cuz you just KNOW you're gonna love it?!?! Yeah, me too.😉

[@bella151272]

Always

[@bigwig797]

🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🤣🤷‍♀️

[@laurabunn2993]

So while this movie didn't age well and can be kinda creepy, you gotta admit the songs are amazing. Every time it comes up on my shuffle I get all warm and fuzzy feeling in the best way. I used to play this cassette tape of the soundtrack (yeah those existed) non stop.

[@yupitsjessbbyx3]

I’d pay good money to know what the pitch meeting for this movie was like.

[@jessicadoban2564]

"...and then after that we have the kids yell insults at the pigs! Then, get this! A guy gets mad about it AND YELLS AT THEM!" BRAVOOOO! MORE MORE!

[@yupitsjessbbyx3]

@@jessicadoban2564 “ok so the premise is Phantom of the Opera meets Beauty and the Beast, these lonely tweens are going to eat it upppp”

[@Violetlightpriestess]

You totally need to review "return to Oz!" Now that's a creepy childhood film!

[@SuperMelrose1]

I was about to suggest this just now!! She needs to do it!!

[@marquessablanche5050]

YES!!!

[@juliannah5721]

BEST childhood movie that gave me horrifying nightmares!! Those wheelers were really something lol.

[@rebekahkeller4943]

Yess totally agree!

[@Violetlightpriestess]

The part where she walks into the room and all the heads start saying " Dorothy Gaaaaale!" Jeez!!

[@Deninoiforu]

The pearl jam cover literally gave me life bc that's the same energy I put into it as well 😭😭😭😭😭🤣