Risky Biscuits | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@AlchemySurfboards]

Love you brah🤙🏽Aloha

[@bimscutney1242]

Theo can in one sentence say the dumbest thing I ever heard and then the profoundest thing I ever heard. First I shake my head then my mind is blown. Truly an enigma. He’s a national treasure.

[@69turbot]

he's truly a poet; and yet, he's also creating his own language.

[@pabloescarbar7737]

Ik your talking about that raincoat shit I was like wtf n then I was like 😮

[@NathanMatthews.]

*global treasure

[@magesticow1]

Damn Theo calling the kid that lost his dad is so sweet and wholesome. Good job Theo helping a kid out

[@BlakeShake4]

He's such a good dude . Theo's one of the last good ones out here man. I hope he knows how much we all appreciate him.

[@CM-vx8xm]

Yea that was legit!!!!!

[@phatglobs1397]

It was like shining a spotlight into a pitch black room. Really moving to open up to your hero like that and see support from him and the community especially when you can’t even properly grieve. Much love ❤️

[@jimmyluffnin1297]

@@BlakeShake4 The Midgets love him

[@thehomedepothouseplant9986]

Theo looking like a middle school substitute teacher who dishonestly claimed ownership of a silver chain from the school's 'lost and found' box

[@Greg.Lacoste]

That’s deep lol

[@johnscroggins5981]

Originally thought too much bruh.... why sale with blah blah blah when you can just sale with blah.... but on 2nd though....pretty funny

[@InDustWeTrust19]

So good

[@richardharris6058]

The Home Depot House Plant “Their liberal laws are eating up their business”

[@auroraborealis13579]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Grace-gr7hw]

Theo calling Jonny made my day and brought tears to my eyes. That kid sounds so nice and poor guy for losing his dad, thanks Theo for bringing some good feelings to people who really need it.

[@kellyrob4296]

Right?? And you just know he’s gonna follow up and check on the kid and do anything he can to help. Even if it’s just a night out on the town to forget about things for a bit. God, I just love that man! I hate I missed his show in Atlanta cuz I heard it rocked hard. Just couldn’t afford it at the time. Take care. You sound like a kind soul! 💛

[@stephentyree9296]

The purest soul on the internet. Love it.

[@maddawg0633]

This is the truest comment

[@Dummychum]

U like getchin yo di' suhcced?

[@F.P.E.7211]

Theo looking like a lumberjack that cuts down artificial Christmas trees.

[@owenhunt]

That's talented

[@wilsonDp15]

Bryan birdchest Callen cry me a river

[@devlinbearra8897]

Theo looks like a lumberjack that comes into your house and chops down your fake Xmas tree. I know what I did and I did it anyway.

[@digitaldirtnap1]

Is she a chicken patty or a burger patty? It makes a fuckin difference son. It’s makes a mothafuckin diff er ence with cheese or no onions and pickles or no like a little freaky meat pie between the legs slathered in mayonnaise fuckin mudslide son. It matters.

[@fancydapperallclass.2345]

Theo Von fist fought a heckler in LA yesterday: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kGmxdn16bcmIfdE Shit was crazy, I actually got it all on film

[@CezaMVO]

Theo has the natural gift of an infectious vibe. When you see him happy and smiling, it just makes you want to be happy and smiling.

[@luiisg]

Damn Theo is the real MVP. Calling that dude because his dad died. Respect Theo gang gang

[@badik10]

Hands down one of the most down to earth comics

[@WKSABINE]

I like how he called back with another question. SO THEO. He's great.

[@swagy6012]

lol he shit on his dads grave by telling ppl its time to go outside again and "Risky Biscuits are in the oven"

[@ryanreed898]

I cant believe his dad passed he was so healthy. Minus the smoking his whole life and the stints in his heart...

[@steveotatooed]

@@ryanreed898 lol

[@jasonjj9045]

Ima a recovering addict with 160 days clean n It’s no joke that any day I struggle mentally I’ll rewatch podcasts with you in them because you have a spirit in you that is indescribable when I get my one year coin chip (one day at a time) it would be the greatest to save the money n watch u live one time I can see times ur struggling a bit maybe mentally n u could easily slip ur in freaking LA but ur jus a different breed if I’m having A iffy day I’ll watch a random podcast n u can instantly turn my thought back into gear so just thanks for getting me another day clean practically every tommorow gang gang

[@nessanouj]

2:00 “You gots a no legged, you know, tree marsupial out here.” I love this man.

[@OutOfNamesToChoose]

Theo: A comedian, a poet and an all-round down to earth guy

[@jcub247]

"Ya dads like an immigrant in heaven now bruh" I love Theo so much dude I almost cried the way he spoke of that guys dad and how he called him. What a genuine guy

[@travisyates5411]

Just had a relapse after being clean for five years. You and Bobby and other sober comedians that are still hilarious and doing what you love and getting hugely successful is a huge inspiration for me. I have an entirely different outlook about it now.

[@BlakeShake4]

Been there bro. Sober over a year again now. It's not easy. Theo and Bobby help me get by every day. Keep your head up bro. Remember just take it one day at a time.

[@how_bizarro]

You got this guys. “Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most.”

[@Jessicatalley22]

You’ve got this, bro. You’ve got random internet people in your corner.

[@kpeezyforsheezy]

I’ve been trying to get five years for over ten, be proud of that. There was a lesson you needed to learn, be open to that lesson and use it as needed in the future. Whenever that train starts taking off in your head, do whatever you can to take your mind somewhere else. It’s crazy to me how powerful a simple phone call to somebody can be. Or a walk out in nature. Do whatever you can. You’ve done it before, you’ll do it again. You’ve got this. Thank you for being an inspiration and reminder to me.

[@DjREVERENDSCAR]

Stay inspired, and chase those dreams. I love how supportive everyone here is. Thank you all for taking the time. I have also been inspired by Theo and Bobby as well. I am about to hit my one month mark. To a lot of people that don’t seem like much but you all make it feel like I have achieved something that was impossible. I don’t think it would have been as easy as it has been without the gang gang and papayas. Keep it up gang you all help more than a simple thank you can ever repay.

[@bananasandwiches1493]

Theo’s willingness to tell someone he loves them is a little something we could all do a little more of. Beautiful soul.

[@hydroman99]

Well done Theo, you got us all saying "Corvid".

[@jimmyluffnin1297]

I think it but don't say it ....

[@abouttTreefiddy]

I always think it but dont say it and most people I know say "coronavirus" anyway

[@fancydapperallclass.2345]

Theo Von fist fought a heckler in LA yesterday: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kGmxdn16bcmIfdE Shit was crazy, I actually got it all on film ...

[@landonjohnson2584]

@@fancydapperallclass.2345 my device shows a preview of any link. Yours is a trap for views.

[@cindy21681]

Yep me too

[@seanmolony-redstickastro238]

Youth such a great guy for checking in on the guy in New York who lost his Dad. He reached out during this time to you because he admires you and your taking the time to call him back meant a ton to him. Proud of you Bro.

[@Jippa_33]

Prayers up for the poor kid that lost his father. Props to you for reaching out Theo

[@BKMANN123]

Hector is in the studio today homes

[@jimmytorres111]

Simon papa😂🤣😂🤣

[@redheadgingerman]

Lol!! My thoughts exactly!!

[@paulandrew4820]

first 48 suspect

[@thenewreligionpodcast973]

Ill put Tesla Brain chip on my weiner papa

[@anaparada7548]

I literally said, "A hijo! Este guey."

[@fitch099]

7:50 I dont know why...but the cheese on top of her head Patty..got me..haha

[@ToyInsanity]

That's how you make Patty Melt

[@comedreamwithmandy]

Up early, this makes my morning better already.

[@mattandnatedog]

sup

[@TrueNorth-1717]

Just going to bed listening to this so funny 😂

[@baileyfeller5607]

True that!

[@andrewbaker6540]

Mandy ain’t been asleep

[@travisyates5411]

Good end to my night

[@TheJCinator]

got this knot hitter in my larynx listening to this dude that lost his dad to covid. stay safe all

[@chowderpilot3843]

Caller from New Iberia: "...any time you see a dude named Shane - he's up to them dark arts; he's probably done some mischievous things; he's huffin' freon; he's stealin' someone's propane tank and throwin' it at 'em..."....😂

[@josephbass1522]

I liked that he said "from all the research I've done" 😂😂

[@chowderpilot3843]

@@josephbass1522 Lol! I know right?...🤣

[@ThyScopeless]

Theo looks like a self elected spokesperson for MS13s Minnesota Chapter.

[@porkrolleggNcheese1]

you win the comment section

[@auroraborealis13579]

🤣🤣🤣 🖤favorite🖤

[@DouglasWeeberJr]

Hey I'm cfo of that chapter gringo I'll die for this sh!t too

[@danmorse2002]

Damn Theo. That was super cool of you to call that guy who lost his dad. Bet that made his day a bit better. I knew it before but it just shows how good of a person you really are.

[@tyallgaier]

"All four of it's legs had been decapitated" 1:00

[@flukeskywokker]

Seems suspicious....

[@steveglass8906]

Yep....all four...damn, if this guy is making lunch money, imma be a thousandair!

[@georgetailer7763]

maybe it's legs had heads. seems legit.

[@calebfoster1832]

🤣

[@wanted.felons7713]

Theo Von, one of the realist, most relatable celebs out there. Everyone one of your fans worth 100 mainstream celebrity fan. To be modest.

[@thefloridamanofytcomments5264]

He’s a well known comedian but he’s not a celebrity - not one of those “influencers” who isn’t actually famous for anything.

[@markrandall2997]

Amen!!

[@janelwilliams9144]

aww I know...i LOVE you guys!!❤💛💚 gang

[@Joeyclubbin]

Theo is who you find at the end of the rainbow! Heart O'Gold on this guy, one love Theo

[@nickbkcomedy]

Theo Rockn the “Utah Native American lesbian that just got a new Subaru” look!

[@G_Ozare]

hahahahAAAA

[@JennysHere]

He's hot though!

[@AeroMittens]

Nailed it

[@BlakeShake4]

We love ya Theo! We need these hitters more than ever now!

[@Will-mt3sn]

Monday morning Uncle joeys church, Tuesday’s is The Rat King. Who needs therapy when u can listen to their podcast weekly hope everyone had good Mother’s Day n safe!

[@jasonellsworth247]

It's usually for me Monday morning is Joey Diaz Tuesday is Theo von this past weekend Wednesday is usually a Joe Rogan videoThursday is king and the sting and usually a Joe Rogan same thing with Friday Friday usually has a Joe Rogan he usually does two or three a week comedy for life

[@howiehippie6156]

Yo get on that bill burr as Monday

[@LASBEAR]

Monday also Bad Friends and TFATK

[@EdenPrime7]

You guys like the king and the sting ?

[@LASBEAR]

King and the sting is the best. Just brendan getting roasted for a good hour

[@Barbievel]

“He can paint without using his hands” I love how you could see Theo smile and almost lose it lol

[@nickdaboii]

time stamp?

[@Kyle_Cee]

nick arndt 36:23 you little blue chew bandit

[@nickdaboii]

@@Kyle_Cee lol thanks this is why i need to stop skipping theos ad reads. everyone else i skip but theo goes hard.

[@william5691]

Theo is the only guy in the history of the world to take performance enhancing drugs as a busboy

[@AeroMittens]

Steroids to be exact

[@loveurlife4ever1]

lmao

[@alex-dk2rj]

Theo looks like the dude who drives the red bull truck with the massive can on top. Respect.

[@geminirish3405]

Shout out to Johnny! Much love brother, keep ya head up ❤️

[@phatglobs1397]

Gemini rish ❤️ I see you. Realest gang out there

[@ashleibootz7147]

I don’t think words can explain how much we love you Theo. You make us feel like family. I hope we make you feel like family too- like you are loved and belong. I know you all know exactly what I mean, gang.

[@rickyrose1099]

Damn.. this was beautiful

[@vincecontreras7861]

Yup. There's the family you're born with, and the family you create.

[@seanflynn781]

I love the little monologues at the end. You're providing a valuable resource

[@Jake-vv2wh]

love that theo says "corvid" gets me every time

[@michaelbenson9518]

Until he's dead in a month because he's been around everyone in the past 2 weeks, Spade's place, Schaub, even Utah.

[@soxfantony773]

Shiiiiine that light on me bruh. Needed this. Shoutout to the guy who lost his dad recently man i know how devastating that is, had my first mothers day without my mom this past weekend. So rough, keep on keepin on, guy.

[@XoiLLM4tiCoX]

"6 weeks or.. however long it takes to make a dog baby" 😂

[@TheExtremeCube]

I like how Theo has an audience of so many different ages

[@almightyalan8942]

My 3 day old son gets mad when I don't tell him Theo uploaded a new vid so I agree one hundred poursen %

[@brianlynch7260]

Need these Theo sessions more than I need fresh air these days. Thanks for keeping em coming Mr Von. Greetings from Ireland. 🇮🇪 Gang!

[@pshort8086]

"lighting the fuse is the reminder. The rest of the year is the candle" - Theo Von, dropping that wisdom

[@earthpizza_]

"sometimes I dont know what im talkin about / and I always dont know what im talkin about" word up Theo

[@axlrosegnr]

Shrooms kept me up all night. I'm relying on this to put me to sleep. In a good way!

[@geovanytorralva4661]

Melatonin gummies chamomile tea and a fat dab of some og and only a possum that consumed them amphetamines can resist the sleep

[@talentedpigeon3296]

@Chainman93 bitch alert

[@talentedpigeon3296]

They sure rattle your cage in the best way possible

[@geovanytorralva4661]

@@crazypath573 yah a fat eighth of tazmanian cubensis ran off with a sack of my sleep

[@KurkXX]

Shroomies on a Monday? I’m due to hit that reset button.

[@jonny_z__370zna5]

Had 2 hours to kill waiting in line at the dump.....played this podcast for my Dad, he couldn't stop laughing!

[@99Pika99]

Let's get that early morning McHitter with some hash browns bruh, hold the browns

[@laynescooby9784]

🤠Aw Hell Yeah

[@timothyjaunts414]

Theo not only a hilarious stand up , but also a stand up dude . Theo you save more than you think

[@GraddyWolf]

Theo looking like the newest member on Sons of Anarchy

[@narutowizard00]

i love you for calling that dude. You are a great person. Love all the way from india.

[@izzy_515]

Props to Theo's interviewing acumen, you asked Dustin better questions then alot of reporters would have !

[@paulpatterson374]

With that chain, Theo looks like he’d talk a bunch of people into going to a Papa Roach concert and then not show up.

[@teejay3698]

😂

[@euphegeniadoubtfire5825]

🤣 Yup.

[@senavicente]

2003 Papa Roach

[@OJA-jf7bp]

My mom smoked weed with the main guy in papa roach lol it was before they went big in the 90s.

[@69turbot]

still, beautiful hamsters.

[@ToothyBeej]

Can even express how much I needed this today, Thanks Theo...you’re truly doing the lord’s work: GANG

[@brittaniebetch]

My spidey senses must’ve known this was finally being posted because I just woke up from a dead sleep and then this beautiful man popped up on my notifications 😩😩😍 gang gang

[@chrisneubauer3995]

Same 😆

[@stlstash8236]

Gang gang

[@chevychick5701]

He is beautiful ain’t he 😍

[@brittaniebetch]

ChevyChick Yessssss 🤤🤤

[@comegetthathitter6935]

@@chevychick5701 The Deftones...Fuck yeah!

[@DEEPMMA]

love Theo becoming a ufc fan at the end when he talks about everyone fighting is why i made a motivational video series with fighting an analogy for life. the first one is make life fair with theo and dustin gang gang

[@gatherwithsarah]

You should start a salt line called "basic ass land salt"

[@Star-xq4tp]

1:28 - 1:31. That subtle pause and camera change is cool. I always like those.

[@bayareaomg]

18:20 is what 40 people stepping on the same nail sounds like, very informative!! had to double check and make sure i wasnt strokin out

[@reverendal148]

Man you're amazing! Love your work and the way you talk to your fans and give them comfort no matter how hard life hits them. The way you talked to the guy who lost his dad, just freaking wholesome. Keep up the good work and gang gang brother, much love.

[@DJShaferScott]

Wasn’t fully tuned in until he said “ćhíp” like that 🤭😫

[@chucklefizz]

Shatter Forreal I cracked up at how he says ‘salsa’

[@rth89]

Cheeps and zalza

[@SpencerJMusic]

Same! And zalza like 10 times in a row.

[@jacydoria9478]

You get me through Mr. Von. Thanks fella. You're the best buddy.

[@CrankLee]

Theo got notes now, what a legend, always trying to make the show better

[@666slateran666]

3 am fiends where ya at?! Dark arts are brewing heavy at this hour

[@UdanVlanje24]

Close them eyes and spit that wisdom ! Gaaang

[@taijohnson5341]

"Sometimes I don't know what I'm talking about, I always don't know what I'm talking about" Thank you Theo. Wish trumpetto was half the man you are

[@ChristianStClair-qg3pw]

Listening to Theo's like going to church

[@RosettaVega]

"Sometimes I don't know what I'm talking about, and I always don't know what I'm talking about." Damn, me too.

[@juanchaves6952]

The busboy steroid bit is hilarious, Theo is that philosopher raised in them Cajun streets

[@toastedmcgee7011]

If you watch these while enjoying some edibles it makes every episode feel like Theo is putting out a comedy special

[@comegetthathitter6935]

i make a strong batch using my cannibutter recipe every 2 weeks. Blueberry muffins on the menu right now. lol

[@joshchapman4753]

I’m in Aus wish I could get my hands on some

[@quill444]

_"And if you looked at it, it looked like a damn Fur Snake!"_ 1:23 Theo Von is like a eutectic combination of Mark Twain and Rick Bragg, with just a little bit of Lenny from "Of Mice and Men" tossed in, and all wrapped up into one perfect mixture of Hilarious Yet Humble, Intellectual, Real Living Americana. - j q t -

[@benjaminneumann-chun4982]

That’s a damn good description! Plus, you taught me a new word. Eutectic.

[@dannysanchez3926]

Thank you for explaining time travel Theo, never knew it was that simple!

[@mrtaylor5010]

1:00 his legs had been decapitated. Lmao

[@quill444]

"It's Time, Baby! Time to just wake up, I think . . . and time to get your legs going!" The first two and a half minutes 0:03 we experience Theo and in his mysterious, vituperative way with vernacular, once again smacking the damn ball clear out of the metaphorical, verbalistic park! Big Gilroy they called him, and he had this F.S. Hitter (a 'Fur Snake' or rather, a Snake with a Hair Misfunction) that was a 'footless critter' or squirrel that somehow (while shoveling, perhaps?!) lost or in some manner got all four of its appendages or legs 'got decapitated' maybe in an automobile accident or something. "He gots a no-legged Tree Marsupial: a Fur Snake!" - j q t -

[@janelwilliams9144]

@@quill444 he's just too much sometimes haha the only comic that seriously gives me stomach cramps from laughing so hard💚✌😍

[@foolio550]

the tomato slicing metaphor was on point, you still got it dog dont let anyone tell you different, even if you changed up the spice mix it still can have a wicked burn baby keep doing your thing

[@konkelkent]

Theo becomes like a witty little kid when talking to Dustin lol

[@badbadnotgoodgoodgodnotbad2930]

konkelkent softghanistan

[@fazhxl7781]

Theo 'when i was young, they had a man by us' Von.

[@Zara_Brown]

Guys I’m sick, keep them fingers crossed for me that I’m ok. Hope you all stay healthy out there. Gang gang ✌🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️

[@adamdrakestudio]

Did you write this last week too?

[@Zara_Brown]

AdamDrakeDidIt no sir. I just started havin cold/flu symptoms a few days ago. It’s probably just a normal little virus but that’s why I asked for fingers crossed, so that hopefully that’s all it is ✌🏻

[@SuperEvilC]

@@Zara_Brown Most everyone gets sick. You should be fine with a little rest and eating right. Try to get some sun, fresh air, and chicken soups

[@jamieissorry99]

stay safe and stay healthy, Rat Gang support 🇨🇦

[@adamdrakestudio]

@@Zara_Brown must have been the flag. Stay gang

[@a.m.scape_5133]

We all got a lil Theo in us. Thanks for making waking up at 530 am a little better Theo.

[@johnnie543]

When the Rat King said that spider robot would be fighting a pitbull in Baltimore... I felt that like the heat from a bushel of Bay Island crabs on Monroe Street, hon

[@huntercrook8807]

Theo with the chain looks like he’s in gta San Andreas an has the hardest mission of the game

[@calebgooch6340]

theo is like the coolest uncle of all time

[@joe.unbound]

Theo “zalza” von

[@natjonestower3035]

One of the best episodes yet.

[@neilgrant6876]

How funny is the hillbilly at 47:15 lol Shane lol

[@Loop_io]

Out 10am in the UK, ideal, and then you wake up to hear about Gilberts little fur snake hitter, I feel better already

[@khadeim]

UK gang 🤙🏽

[@georgehennon7781]

British gang 🇬🇧💪🏻

[@tombowater2589]

Gang gang from the U.K

[@4getting0]

Allen Iverson of dirty tables? That's a bold statement.

[@RogerHeathers]

“There’s a big picture of art on the wall” 😂

[@Jessicatalley22]

Roger Heathers I actually chuckled at that.

[@RogerHeathers]

Haha, such a Theo-ism

[@streetsgold3509]

He's referring to a collage, pronounced college.

[@kevindaly228]

Theo i such an awesome guy for what he did for that guy Johnny

[@alexknowlton4038]

Everyone talking about that "wake up early" business.... uh, excuse me folks, I'm on that dark arts hitter. It's late. Either way, good morning Theo.

[@gelidbutwarmer-2294]

"I'm not gonna be ignorant about the way I live, but I'm gonna live, you know i feel like I just want to live" theo von... That resonates with me well

[@Jason_McGowan]

Theo looking like he got deep into the Latin Kings before finding God.

[@def6078]

Theo nailing the fade out on the intro music 👌

[@samnorris3649]

The rumor with the ventilators is that because it's essentially a form of assisted breathing, the danger of staying on it too long could be that the brain may eventually signal to the body that it's not as vital to maintain regular breathing function/oxygen circulation ect., and that that may have been leading to increased deaths.

[@jenaste__2333]

I feel like this was such a great episode! Glad that Theo got a little time to hit that parking break, and come back with absolute hitters!

[@FernRedGaming]

Theos hair looking like that money laundering business in the front and nothing but a party of men drinking round a bonfire in the back

[@kickflips]

Theo, good for you for making that phone call. You could tell that's what he needed by the sound of his voice. Some positive karma coming back your way for that one.

[@josephmiller3513]

Just what i meeded this morning bra." He got that fur snake" funny stuff ur on point.thanks

[@waristerrorism651]

Theo is truly therapy to the soul.

[@ryanmarshall8030]

Loved the call about peoples names determining their behavior. Spot on with Shane being a deviant up to those dark arts. We all know it.

[@alextrader4904]

Damn good video Theo. My condolences to your friend and his family for their loss. God bless them and guide them through this crazy world of ours.

[@joeyward6758]

THEO, I'm from Alabama so I feel you brother you talk my speech so too say. Just want to let you know I found you during plandemic lockdown and I'm hooked. You are awesome and I love your honesty. You my kinda guy, truthful and free thought provoking. Good job bro. Keep it going.