Add "sheriff" to the list of words my mouth refuses to say without a big struggle Also -- nutting ham.
@ejland63495 жыл бұрын
I’ve haven’t see Venom yet. Is it really worth watching?
@joaodorjmanolo5 жыл бұрын
@@ejland6349 it's a medium movie. I liked the dialogue between Ed Brock and Venom, but it starts later in the movie and ends quickly. The beginning is kinda boring and the action aren't that good (but it's kinda cool to see). It's worth if only cost 12 dollars or less (my opinion).
@TexasSportsTV5 жыл бұрын
God Damn. There is nothing wrong with saying you enjoyed it but it could be better. I enjoy shit and can sit down and watch and enjoy myself but when talking I can admit when there are faults and how it could be better. Learn from the mistakes than make a better movie next time. These butt hurt people need to not get triggered when a mistake is pointed out.
@TexasSportsTV5 жыл бұрын
@@joaodorjmanolo My theater is $3 in the morning and $5 in the afternoon. Than there's the $1 theater that plays movies once all the other theaters stop playing the movie. So I don't have a too expensive theater.
@sergeantsharkseant5 жыл бұрын
I don´t like Venom because it is so far away of the comics
@tyrannicfool25035 жыл бұрын
Is someone else confused as to why the action scenes on the Middle East look somewhat as a modern war just that with bows?
@redforest92695 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was like "Why are all of them archers? What is this, Afghanistan?"
@jordinagel11844 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking! They all have the same uniforms, which look a bit like modern military gear, they all use bows, and in a way that makes them seem more like modern guns, etc. It’s about as subtle as The Patriot, and I wonder why they felt the need to include such a terrible design choice
@lasura4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the script was written with modern day and assault rifles in mind but, somewhere along the way, someone chickened out and we end up with this nonsense. It just HAS TO be something like that. It's just all so nonsensical.
@_birdie4 жыл бұрын
that was on purpose
@jordinagel11844 жыл бұрын
birdie well, still looks like shite
@oddballl91285 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Jamie Foxx doesn't face off against his son's killer. That's like, a necessary scene. Screenwriting 101.
@TheNinthGeneration14 жыл бұрын
The gun they forgot to shoot
@eddiedingle7674 жыл бұрын
@@TheNinthGeneration1 it was supposed to be an easy grab
@audiosurfarchive4 жыл бұрын
If only they got T. Then it'd been no easy grab; conditions for being better.
@VespoLiveGaming4 жыл бұрын
Chemo loaded the gun, showed it to the audience, holsterd it, then in act three, removed the magazine, cleared the chamber, and locked it in the gun safe for the rest of the story.
@fauxhound50613 жыл бұрын
There's not enough time, because he got a lot of enemies.. lot of people draining his energy
@TheSunMoon5 жыл бұрын
Sheriff? With that outfit, he might as well be commander of a Death Star. Wait a minute..
@Subscribeeveryone4 жыл бұрын
Rogue one a Robin Hood story
@bobo5774 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's pretty much Krennic from Rogue One again.
@greenraptor57663 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@Gadget-Walkmen3 жыл бұрын
@Greg Elchert lmao that pun was NOT bad at all.
@twackburn3 жыл бұрын
@@Gadget-Walkmen I agree. All puns are pretty cheesy, but if that was a bad pun then wtf is a good pun?
@ScreachHiensburg5 жыл бұрын
Before watching the video: Why is everyone complaining about the costume designs? After watching the video: What the fuuuuuuuuuuck were those costumes?
@wolf10665 жыл бұрын
Haven't even finished watching the video but the short amount I've seen so far has me wondering exactly the same thing.
@theskullicorn45885 жыл бұрын
Looks like a weird sci fi and medivial mash up which doesnt work
@TarfuLuke4 жыл бұрын
@@theskullicorn4588 That's kind of what they were going for, it's supposed to be a mixture of futuristic and old design, i think it works with what they are going for, if you go into it (the movie, not just the video lmao) expecting medieval garbs you're gonna be disappointed
@leflanged27073 жыл бұрын
If you even have a passing appreciation o history or have watched any other proper Robin Hood movie, you will hate the setting and costume design of this movie. If you don’t care for history or previous Robin Hood movies, you won’t dislike the setting and costume design of this movie.
@aleistererikalupano73863 жыл бұрын
@@TarfuLuke and ended up looking like cheap Halloween costumes you buy online. Well matches perfectly with the cardboard sets
@jaimestark30195 жыл бұрын
This should get a razzie for worst costume design. You literally can't tell what period this movie is taking place in just from looking at it. And of course Maid Marion looks like some random generic instagram influencer. Such a visually unpleasant film.
@thebrotherhood2275 жыл бұрын
i genuinely could not tell whether it was set in Nottingham or Syria
@wergar_the_warwolf68345 жыл бұрын
Also at the casino scene, I was Like hold on what the fuck? What Period are we in?
@razzle24295 жыл бұрын
I've never seen this movie, so I was trying to figure out by the clips whether it was set in present day or medieval times. By the end of the video, I still couldn't say for sure!
@wergar_the_warwolf68345 жыл бұрын
I will say though, I though Robin Hood(the character) looked okay
@Subjekt35 жыл бұрын
@@wergar_the_warwolf6834 for some steampunk movie maybe...
@Marcells445 жыл бұрын
That scene where the two buddies smile and pleasantly walk out on the sheriff's body hanging behind them is terrifying.
@donm17195 жыл бұрын
Loool it was so unnecessary also seemed James didn’t give a shit anymore who killed his kid
@g.d.graham24462 жыл бұрын
Lol
@oliverm3765 жыл бұрын
Why do the characters in Robin Hood movie have outfits that look like they're from blade runner?
@g.d.graham24462 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@miintyfresj2 жыл бұрын
I think they were trying to do a Romeo and Juliet Vibe... I think they failed.
@OffbeatWorlds5 жыл бұрын
Why do all the costumes look like modern high fashion? There's not even a whiff of historical accuracy
@JohannesLilover5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@samjensen89665 жыл бұрын
They were trying to make the film timeless, but that ultimately failed.
@TimetoBadger5 жыл бұрын
This film was not made to be historically accurate in the slightest. It's supposed to be hip and cool and bows are fired like as if they were assault rifles. Not a defence, that's just what it does.
@optillian41825 жыл бұрын
The filmmakers probably played too many JRPGs.
@bitsandbolts78845 жыл бұрын
That bothered me so much, it looked stupid
@RipRahat5 жыл бұрын
Some people need to realize that saying '' I like this movie'' and ''this is a good movie'' is not the same thing.
@chris92065 жыл бұрын
Can be said about any movie.
@AnomalyINC5 жыл бұрын
@@chris9206 I disagree. A good movie is competently made. An enjoyable movie is more subjective. I enjoy plenty of movies that are simply poorly made. And there are several "good" movies that are nearly flawless in execution, that I simply do not like. "Space Truckers" is not a good movie. I love it. "The Shining" is a very good movie. I do not like it.
@chris92065 жыл бұрын
Anomaly How so? Its mostly about opinion as preference. Other than that the conflict between awards and box office.
@AnomalyINC5 жыл бұрын
@@chris9206 Cinematography, storytelling and composition can all be judged as objectively bad or good. Stories themselves, as well as the enjoyment one might derive from them, can not. A movie with poor sound mixing, bad acting and jarring cuts is not good. It can be very entertaining, but it is poor craftsmanship. I apologize if I am unable to explain properly, English is my second language.
@chris92065 жыл бұрын
Anomaly Thats true but its mostly opinion as preference. Being objective is looking at everything along with awards and box office having the same equal payoff.
@fritzorino5 жыл бұрын
Why did they make the fighting scenes in the middle east look like theyre from an Iraqi War movie and not a medieval one. This whole movie just looks so dogshit and unauthentic.
@MrHanderson915 жыл бұрын
Because holkywood producers are morons with dung for brains.
@Zack2G5 жыл бұрын
@@MrHanderson91 ironic
@Athanatoi5 жыл бұрын
@@Zack2G It will be ironic if the producers are smart yet they produced this garbage
@CaecoAequitas15 жыл бұрын
you obviously dont know about the backdrop of ALL robin hood movies in the past. They all have a political message to advance the legend of robin hood for the decade/time period. This one is about occupying countries and US involvement in foreign wars ect. that is to say its still not a good movie.
@fritzorino5 жыл бұрын
@@CaecoAequitas1 Thats cool and all but why didnt they just make the film be set in modern times then? The movie is set in medieval times but it doesnt look like it is and thats the problem. If they made an adaption thats set during the Iraq war or something I wouldnt have a problem with it that sounds like it could be cool.
@moriororbi69635 жыл бұрын
The 1st act was problematic??? How about the entire movie...
@jesusangulo21195 жыл бұрын
The 1st act was the detonator to this movie to bomb.
@moriororbi69635 жыл бұрын
Yeah, true dat, but I don't think they over-analyzed the whole process. But it could have been a bit less messy, I agree.
@dantefromdevilmaycry98575 жыл бұрын
Honestly.. in order to like this movie i thought to skim it, but that didn't work.. it's still shit!
@audiosurfarchive4 жыл бұрын
*pR0blEm4tIccc!*
@allflying33 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Filmento, he only talk about one specific aspect of a movie. Sometimes he talk more than one thing but he makes a single in-depth conclusion.
@movieexpert185 жыл бұрын
They could have fixed the antagonist problem by having the Sheriff of Nottingham arrest Robin for back taxes or a false charge and personally tear him away from Marian and force him into service as a crusader.
@Filmento5 жыл бұрын
This is very good, makes it even more personal and hands-on
@commander31able605 жыл бұрын
So simple and elegant, and it didn’t even occur to the filmmakers.
@Nefariousbig5 жыл бұрын
And in your eyes that's more of a transgression than wanting to burn poor people's homes to the ground? What the actual fuck is wrong with you people
@piguyalamode1645 жыл бұрын
@@Nefariousbig It is not, but we need to connect and actually see him be a jerk, and this is what this solution would do
@Nefariousbig5 жыл бұрын
@@piguyalamode164 the fuck do you mean we need to see him be a jerk? Is viciously screaming abput murdering poor people not seeing someone be a jerk? Again, what in the fuck is wrong with you
@commander31able605 жыл бұрын
Instead of doing this “timeless” crap they ought to have done an actual modern take on Robin Hood, Sherlock-style. It would probably look like a romantic John Wick.
@le08203 жыл бұрын
The arrow?
@TheSupinesmokey3 жыл бұрын
@@le0820 The Green Arrow would be cool as a film
@samiam73273 жыл бұрын
That might work
@delsinrowe2014 Жыл бұрын
That actually sounds badass
@firecrushfox5 жыл бұрын
Having not seen the film myself, watching those Afghanistan scenes I legitimately thought this was a modern-take on Robin Hood and I somehow fever-dreamed the medieval-looking trailers I watched. I mean the dude's are almost literally wearing kevlar vests which are BARELY made out to look like leather armour or something.
@QixTheDS2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. It wasn’t even explicitly clear in the actual movie for a hot minute.
@RoxasNobody0005 жыл бұрын
Are we really forgetting something important? We have seen too many "Robin Hood" movies. If they wanted to change this story to be more interesting they should have done something more interesting than some crappy anachronistic elements.
@Petey07075 жыл бұрын
lmao robin hood represents anarchy so those elements are sort of essential
@RoxasNobody0005 жыл бұрын
@@Petey0707 Not exactly what I was saying. www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anachronism
@Restless_Hermit805 жыл бұрын
I haven't. I haven't felt the need to see anything after Robin Hood Men in Tights xP Prince of Thieves is still my favourite, because it's hilarious.
@Restless_Hermit805 жыл бұрын
Also Prince of Thieves has the best music by Michael Kamen.
@TopGunZero5 жыл бұрын
There is nothing wrong with the Robin Hood story, if done well, it is compelling and interesting. Though it ironically lost my interest, King Arthur just had a British tv series that went on for 4 years focusing on Merlin largely. This is where I think you're right that if you change things slightly or take a different approach it can be interesting. Look at the series Sherlock that was very successful.
@TheBeird5 жыл бұрын
What the hell is everyone wearing?
@Fedorevsky5 жыл бұрын
Post modern shit.
@REALmikegordan5 жыл бұрын
I've already stated this, but apparently, the film was supposed to be a dystopian sci-fi before changing the setting back to medieval times while changing literally nothing else. Just replace the guns with crossbows, and the motor vehicles with carriages.
@HateshWarkio5 жыл бұрын
@@REALmikegordan it shows. I've got such a dystopian future vibe from all of those scenes.
@merod73134 жыл бұрын
@@REALmikegordan they should have just made it a modern Robin hood and replace the bows with ars or Modern tactical bow and armor
@Subscribeeveryone4 жыл бұрын
60$ DLC Outfit pack
@coffeefrog5 жыл бұрын
You know a medieval movie is bad if the women wear makeup and the villains wear sci-fi coats. That is all.
@randumpotato5 жыл бұрын
I agree w/your latter statement, but women have been wearing makeup since the Egyptians. Thought it would mostly be worn by nobles, and those at large eventsz
@metawarp74465 жыл бұрын
@@randumpotato And "since" doesn't mean it was done everywhere from this point on...
@randumpotato5 жыл бұрын
Metateoria I literally specified that people (usually the rich) would wear it at large events. Post-Roman Europe would’ve been more keen to makeup as the trade routes the empire built made dyes more accessible. Now do you have something useful to say, or are you just here to argue?
@coffeefrog5 жыл бұрын
Wow uh... okay. Chill, please. People wore makeup to varying degrees depending on the time and place; stylized makeup wasn't a popular look during the high middle ages in western Europe. Regardless, I think it was pretty clear that I was implying modern style makeup.
@randumpotato5 жыл бұрын
coffeefrog If you’re replying to someone who is talking about olden makeup, and don’t specify then that’s you’re fault my guy
@movieexpert185 жыл бұрын
One last note, if you have the two friends walking away scene at the end of the film then you failed because you inadvertently gave it a buddy comedy feel, because in comedies the characters who feel so accomplished with themselves do that. It's practically a strut and therefore it loses any sense of depth the movie could have had. I mean your having your main characters commit murder and strut away like kids who just beat the bully what is that.
@endlesswaffles65045 жыл бұрын
Why are they wearing modern clothes in Robin Hood?
@gasmonkey10005 жыл бұрын
Endless Waffles The makers of that movie are demonstrably SJW's, and SJW's are uncreative unless it means trying to hurt others.
@dimitriosmakropoulos86415 жыл бұрын
Black is the new Lincoln Green.
@redforest92695 жыл бұрын
Some who first watched the trailers theorized the movie was actually post-apocalyptic, but judging by what I've seen it was probably just to make up for the bad writing.
@NAME-yg8sl3 жыл бұрын
I only found out it was in midevil times but reading this comments
@daniellipko7105 жыл бұрын
Is this supposed to be like a post-9/11, anti-American imperialism version of Robin Hood? All of the characters look like they’re dressed in pretty modern clothing, the English soldiers look like American soldiers (I think I even saw some black Englishmen, in a medieval European army...) and the bows function basically like guns
@ZenPa13445 жыл бұрын
@joseph davisson yeah though the various inhabitants usually ended up killing each other so having black longbowmen using his weapon in full draw for minutes at time while crossing narrow arabic stresst is rather impossible...
@vladimiradidas19455 жыл бұрын
@Elisa Castro how is this movie "pro-antifa?" Thats the dumbest thing I've heard about this movie yet. If You're talking about the whole "steal for the rich and give it to thw poor" aspect of it, then you're wrong. Robin Hood has ALWAYS been known to be like that. This isn't anything new.
@manueldelahoz5 жыл бұрын
This conversation is far more serious than the actual film. The producers don't know when the movie was set :p
@TopGunZero5 жыл бұрын
How does this have 43 thumbs up?
@vladimiradidas19455 жыл бұрын
@SavetheFantasticFour you got any source for that? That got me interested.
@MarkyMatey5 жыл бұрын
Robin hood isn't a hard character to get right.
@dafilmqueen5565 жыл бұрын
But is acting the part easy?
@gorkemaykut52304 жыл бұрын
@@dafilmqueen556 I mean, you gotta work harder to fuck it up tbh
@mauriciorojas14985 жыл бұрын
According to the clothes in which age they're supposed to be?
@oldaccount84285 жыл бұрын
Thats the same problem with king Arthur, you dont know the time in which the story take place.
@kinnykiran5 жыл бұрын
Garbage
@somethingsomethingsomethin90095 жыл бұрын
Was watching the vid and thought the exact same thing. Something well after the 2010 AD mark
@Alias_Anybody5 жыл бұрын
The same period when Monty Python and the Holy Grail took place.
@lisazoria27095 жыл бұрын
Late 90's early 2000's Disney World. Duh.
@1KosovoJeSrbija14 жыл бұрын
is it just me or does the "crusade" scene look allot like modern wars in the middle east... complete with "rpg styled" "multi arrow launchers" and modern looking armour vests.
@joehonan17734 жыл бұрын
Robin of Loxley "OH NO! I've been drafted! How Horrible!" Me: "You do realize you are a lord in a Feudal system. The entire reason you were given your lands was to train and equip yourself for war."
@becky39834 жыл бұрын
Exactly. No internal logic. The whole function of the feudal vassal was to fight. If he didn't like it, he couldn't have spent his whole life happily enjoying the perks of it. Looks more ungrateful than anything else.
@Buck_13375 жыл бұрын
Your analysis on story is superb. Dont listen to those angry kids telling you that you are wrong without providing counter evidence themselves. Love your channel. Keep it up
@jordanMJK5 жыл бұрын
Agreed my bruddah
@aurelbajrami40885 жыл бұрын
So agreed that's why Hollywood makes shitty product movies, cos of kids watching mediocre movies like venom
@hephaestus99015 жыл бұрын
@@aurelbajrami4088 they are misguided by their subjective opinion,venom was so liked because of the relatshionship between tom hardy and venom
@Buck_13375 жыл бұрын
@@resurrectedsunlight155 thx for the comparison. I'm honored lol
@streetfalkos5 жыл бұрын
@@aurelbajrami4088 kids watching mediocre movies like venom....yeah....after watching clilps from ur channel i took a bath. Dont tell other what to like or not to like until u can make good content kid :)
@cagriy62385 жыл бұрын
war scenes seem like COD with bow and arrow
@CasteloBranc05 жыл бұрын
Honestly? i can't believe you're not renowned all over the world. I'm completely in love with your work, every video i watch i learn something new. I was the type of person watched movies, didn't liked that particular one but couldn't explain why it was bad, and you are opening the borders of my mind. Keep it up with the good content!
@doryfishie25 жыл бұрын
Men In Tights was the better Robin Hood film
@becky39834 жыл бұрын
So true. I love Men in Tights, it's hilarious. Not seen this movie, but just from this video it looks boring and generic and with no charm or unique qualities and not a trace of uniqueness.
@Hk-ox4bb4 жыл бұрын
@@becky3983 to be fair, this channel is built upon criticizing movies and showing where they failed Any movie seems bad when this happens
@becky39834 жыл бұрын
@@Hk-ox4bb True, but with this film particularly there's something about the setting. I find the Medaevil setting of Robin Hood-- even if not all the writers are accurate all the time-- part of the charm of the story. It adds historical context and flavour and detail and a backdrop. And this film seems to have transplanted him from England during the Crusades to Generic Action Movie Setting Number 43 or whatever. It just looks, idk...bland
@Hk-ox4bb4 жыл бұрын
@@becky3983 it looks bad imo as well, don’t get me wrong, and I hate badly done medieval settings (fantasy is different) but I’d still watch the movie if I wanted to make a fair comparison
@becky39834 жыл бұрын
@@Hk-ox4bb True. Doubt it could compare to Men in Tights though, because Men in Tights was just brilliant. One of the best Robin Hood adaptations ever and it's a parody
@Mimi-qe7qz5 жыл бұрын
Lmao i remembered watching this and thinking "oh alright hes gonna be like spiderman, incapacitates people and steal the money" *proceeds to do genocide* "Ah alright then..."
@mrkiky5 жыл бұрын
The guards have helmets that cover their entire face to dehumanize them and establish that they are mindless and soulless drones that obey every command of the evil antagonist. So killing them without a thought is ok!
@Lindyn7734 жыл бұрын
The art design choices for outfits, makeup, sets and props makes me unreasonably mad. Why is his wanted picture an ink printout like that? The inkpress wasn't even around when he was alive and it most definitely did not look like a mid 2000's design.
@HeresorLegacy5 жыл бұрын
They should have taken the Sweeney Todd route and have the Sheriff court Marianne. As he sees that Robin is hitting on her as well and the feelings are mutual, he decides to draft Robin for the war to get rid of him. Bam. Conflict. Or make Robin's best friend fall for Marianne at first and get him drafted while Robin vows to her to protect her lover. And then he gets killed in the war, giving Robin a grudge against the Sheriff. Seriously. How hard is it for professional screenwriters to write some compelling conflict? edit: seems like we got the same idea...
@aimeebason97324 жыл бұрын
Robin hood Prince of Thieves gets this right. I'd still take it over this travesty of a film
@DanielDiaz-um1xd5 жыл бұрын
Showing the Disney sherriff just reminds of the chicken playing rugby with the guards
@chadschmaltz97905 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing the trailer for this movie and thinking the visuals created a complete mashup of time periods. It erased any interest I had in this movie. Also where is Little John, Friar Tuck, and the other merry men? Sure Robin is the main character but he didn't act alone in the original story.
@SamuelGalvan_4 жыл бұрын
I mean you did have John and the priest. They were there. That’s who they’re meant to be I’m pretty sure.
@becky39833 жыл бұрын
@@SamuelGalvan_ Much the Miller's son? Will Scarlet?
@SamuelGalvan_3 жыл бұрын
@@becky3983 got me there. That ending is pretty clear sequel set up though. They were probably planning exploring other characters then.
@becky39833 жыл бұрын
@@SamuelGalvan_ True, they probably thought it would have a sequel, sequels are very popular these days.
@KesselRunner6065 жыл бұрын
I recently rewatched the classic Adventures of Robin Hood with Errol Flynn, and while some aspects of the movie are a bit dated (no-one in the Middle Ages ever gets muddy, and Sherwood Forest look a hell of a lot like southern California) it's still a rip roaring, tongue-in-cheek action movie. The script is really sharp ("You speak treason!" --- "Fluently."), the cinematography and direction are wonderful, and the climactic duel between Flynn and Basil Rathbone (hands down, two of the finest swordsmen ever to be on film) is still one of The best fight scenes ever choreographed and shot on screen. (Not to mention that many of the stunt men were being shot with *real* arrows.) But at its core, it's an exciting, well made action adventure movie, with colourful, larger than life characters, that makes you feel like a kid again and go off and climb a tree, or pick up a stick and play like it's a sword. Robin Hood is a classic action hero. There's enough in his centuries old story to tell, and *still* be relevant. You need to "Tell the untold story" or throw on some rediculously anachronistic costumes, snort a line of charley, and try and be all trendy, deep and edgy. Just make a movie that people would say "They don't make them like that anymore" to their kids.
@whywasimadetofeelnothingbu19915 жыл бұрын
When I first saw the trailer for this movie, I thought it was some sci-fi time traveling movie like the Assassin's Creed game.
@boj5k5 жыл бұрын
The directors wanted to modernize Robin Hood. Obviously audiences didn't take well to the modernization of the classic and i think that's also why along with the horrible motivations the movie became a failure. Without the modernization the movie probably would've gotten higher ratings due to the nostalgia factor.
@ChildrenOfRadiation5 жыл бұрын
By the looks of it, it was modernized awfully, that's the problem.
@geohiekim87055 жыл бұрын
if it was done right classics can be modernized wonderfully, like Sherlock. if done wrong, you get... this.
@hellhammerCCCP5 жыл бұрын
Why do people like how Game of thrones looks but not this?
@creed87125 жыл бұрын
boj5k if he wanted to modernize Robin Hood he should have asked DC if he could make a Green Arrow movie
@boj5k5 жыл бұрын
@@creed8712 the way he modernized it, Green arrow would be ten hundred times better. But you can still modernized old films and make them different you just have to work at making them different and special.
@Distain_Gaming4 жыл бұрын
Is this literally just CW's Arrow set in the middle ages with a Legend of the Sword snapchat filter and totally incoherent writing?
@katherinealvarez92165 жыл бұрын
Others: Man, I loved Venom. Me: Me too! Others: It is a good movie! The critics were wrong! Me:.. Me: Just let me enjoy my garbage fire, okay?
@MelfickVaragon5 жыл бұрын
My father is a medieval archery teacher and we talked about this film. The conclusion: there is close to no historical accuracy. Such as, arabic bows are glued with water-based glue. They fall apart within days when brought back in england.
@mertarican54564 жыл бұрын
Damn that knowladge is so cool ur dad is cool o.o
@gvd724 жыл бұрын
Not to defend the movie but are you seriously complaining about historical accuracy in a story that is complete fake folklore? What about the historical accuracy in the other versions of Robin Hood?
@gorkemaykut52304 жыл бұрын
@@gvd72 it would still be more accurate than this movie
@MouldMadeMind3 жыл бұрын
@@gvd72 that is no excuse, the story and characters are fiction, the places and time period not.
@becky39833 жыл бұрын
@@gvd72 The first mention of Robin Hood in a ballad is from 1450, it's not just made up by screenwriters. If that's not genuine folklore, how do you define genuine folklore?
@MrGlenbw5 жыл бұрын
10:01 - Maybe this new 'sheriff' is meant to be set up as the (nonexistent) sequel's antagonist, I guess? 🤷
@albertschoise80915 жыл бұрын
Maybe?
@commandercat103 жыл бұрын
Probably?
@ThrottleKitty5 жыл бұрын
When furries did your movie better.
@kmanc85715 жыл бұрын
lol the furry robin hood is probably the best interpretation I've seen so far
@ThrottleKitty5 жыл бұрын
Totally! They featured this comment in one of videos after this, so apparently the guys at Filmento agree! ...or at least thought it was funny! :D
@randomsquidproductions40615 жыл бұрын
Not to mention men in tights
@burtbiggum4995 жыл бұрын
Furries belong on a cross
@kyotheman695 жыл бұрын
its still best version
@Visteus5 жыл бұрын
Why is the villain wearing a sci-fi trench coat that I swear I've seen in Hunger Games or something?
@Parasprites5 жыл бұрын
i like how people prioritize visual spectacle and box office dollars over objectively looking at venom's really bad opening
@Matthew-zx8cs5 жыл бұрын
Can’t ignore the fact that this movie was also a visual and tonal mess. The director clearly wanted to make a modern war story and just gave it a midevil skin. Plus some not so subtle political leanings on display in the red masks and riot shields warn by the sheriffs men and the good guys wearing blue masks.
@albertschoise80915 жыл бұрын
Red is an agressive colour (and in some cultures the colour of death) and blue is a very passive, i dont see how its political
@Madrigal0255 жыл бұрын
Also please take note that only in America is red a political color of conservatives and blue a political color of liberals.
@Mr_BobAFeet4 жыл бұрын
By that argument, star wars has been making that same statement since 1977? Give me a break dude
@RealCoolGuy4 жыл бұрын
@@Madrigal025 I live in America and I never heard those colour associations.
@notahotshot4 жыл бұрын
@@RealCoolGuy, how long have you lived in America? Red and blue have been used to designate Republican vs Democrat for quite some time. It's been consistently red for Republican and blue for Democrat since about 2000. Before that the colors flipped, or other colors were used. It began as a visual aid in news reporting, to show viewers which party won in what state, and as an indicator on ballots for non English speaking voters. Before that red and blue was used on maps to designate Union vs Confederate territories/troop movements. States are often referred to as red States and blue States, this referred to which political party is predominate in that state. Now, people are constantly saying things like, "remember to vote blue at election time". So, I'll ask again, how long have you lived in America?
@SixDasher5 жыл бұрын
Robin hood is wearing polyester bodywarmers and it looks like it was filmed low-budget... Also just don't like the actor.
@Entedeficción5 жыл бұрын
Those hairstyles (from the XX century) killed me. 😡
@cyagen97824 жыл бұрын
Man, I would love to look at any movie with you and discuss it afterward. You make very good points about storytelling, which is a big weakness in today's cinema.
@IcePhysicsGaming5 жыл бұрын
Did suits like the one that the Sheriff of Nottingham wore exist back then? It looks out of place to me.
@sambakich74945 жыл бұрын
Nope. Not even slightly. Look at period manuscript illuminations. And my profile picture.
@torbjornlekberg77565 жыл бұрын
It, and alot of other things, are out of place. There are far too many modern elements mixed in, for some odd reason.
@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw5 жыл бұрын
Of course not, just an artistic choice
@cognitivedissonance84065 жыл бұрын
@@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw Yes. A bad one.
@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw5 жыл бұрын
+@@cognitivedissonance8406 agree
@neoqwerty5 жыл бұрын
Why does Robin Hood look like it has a poor college student's budget and raided said college student's room for the costumes? How does Robin Hood Men In Tights manage to look more historical than this thing?
@strikeforce15005 жыл бұрын
So let me get this clear, the Sheriff was turn evil for doing his job… eh... Wat?. At least tell me he got to power by corrupted means or something like that. Also just me or, Robin looks like an edgy guy rather than a charismatic person
@redc71464 жыл бұрын
"Don't listen to this guy, listen to the box office" is not a valid argument in a society where the Star Wars sequels exist.
@mytwosense91353 жыл бұрын
Or Transformers
@ramvxxr8674 жыл бұрын
The english son killer should've been the one promoted to being the sheriff of the town, this gives a reason for foxx and eggsy to kill him and having foxx seek vengeance for his son after the hardships he had to endure.
@Butzebaer5 жыл бұрын
It that thing a "Robin Hood in the Present"-Kinda Deal or are the costumes and scenery just that "bad"?
@redforest92695 жыл бұрын
We probably wish it was post-apocalyptic as theorized by people who saw the trailer.
@juliendacoolien34544 жыл бұрын
@@redforest9269 At least that would've been an interesting take. Too bad it's just that the filmmakers are incompetent.
@paunaic54603 жыл бұрын
It seems they had wanted to do a sci-fy future but later changed their minds by only replacing setting, cars and guns with arrows. It would have worked (barely) if it had at least been acknowledged by the people in the universe, but nah, they just are there.
@jordanMJK5 жыл бұрын
While I do feel like there is A LOT more things wrong with venom than just the prologue, I can see what your saying
@360Effects5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for showing my shot while talking about nice visuals at 1.04 ! I was the VFX artist on that shot also did a bunch if the treasury heist shots!
@anyaklum87575 жыл бұрын
So basically Jamie Fox should have been Inigo Montoya ...yeah I’m down
@redforest92695 жыл бұрын
More like "Hello, my name is Domingo Montoya. You killed my son, prepare to die."
@kevinkelly57804 жыл бұрын
Someone told the wardrobe dept that they were remaking Bladerunner. That's the only excuse for the Sheriff or Notingham's clothes
@gaspy97605 жыл бұрын
Now I can say it's been a fulfilling day
@mr.mammuthusafricanavus82995 жыл бұрын
I wonder how good this movie would've been if it was advertised as Thief instead of another Robin Hood movie, still a turd is still a turd no matter how you show case it;P
@manueldelahoz5 жыл бұрын
They wanted to use the name Robin Hood but they didnt want filmed Robin Hood, The same movie with a different name add a Litle of Magik instead of súper bow AND super crossbow would have been More commercialy succesful ( excuse my english)
@tubester3585 жыл бұрын
It might've done better, especially with the Iggy actor. Like Kingsman it could've been remembered as a new IP (or a Thief adaptation, whatever works) with some badass bow-fu action and shiny costumes, but being Robin Hood it'll be remembered as a confused adaptation of that.
@chris92065 жыл бұрын
Manu If thats the case you really haven't seen any of the Robin Hood movies along with King Arthur movies.
@jamesstricklerii53844 жыл бұрын
You basically just described remaking the intro to this movie more like "The Count of Monte Cristo"...
@vlr46315 жыл бұрын
I would love if the regisseurs would at least give the script to dudes like you to check so we get way less bad movies. Love your work mate. Keep it up!
@notahotshot4 жыл бұрын
Anatomy of a Failure: Venom "What? Venom wasn't a failure." "Thank you for pointing that out. Now, let's look at how Robin Hood fails in the same way Venom did." 👍
@JayFolipurba4 жыл бұрын
what the hell is this movie's aesthetic? Medieval futuristic? the "villain's" car leather coat is the worst, doesn't fir into the medieval-like setting at all
@rodcab29734 жыл бұрын
The core problem lies in Robin Hood's lack of green tights.
@dvn98902 жыл бұрын
your videos really help with structuring my writing thx for the help because the start is super important and hard to tackle sometimes
@tapiokursula96755 жыл бұрын
Another great video, my Krakozhian brother. Long live Krakozhia!
@bloodrunsclear5 жыл бұрын
This is another weird instance of highjacking the story for a political reason. Robin Hood begins with Europeans armed with bows only and wearing armored vests, complete with anachronistic combat knives. They fight street to street with turban wearing Muslims. GET IT??? THE IRAQ WAR!!!! This same issue made Prince of Persia stupid too, having a lie about 'weapons of mass destruction' (swords for some reason) leading to the invasion of an Arabic country by an evil empire. It's not only nonsensical in a historical sense, it's so on the nose people who politically agree don't care and people who don't are annoyed. It's sound and fury signifying nothing.
@LumosX5 жыл бұрын
I've seen PoP twice (I like it, so what?), and I don't recall anything about "weapons of mass destruction". If I remember correctly, Ben Kingsley simply lied that the city had been selling weapons to some other enemy after declaring itself neutral. Besides, the plot of the film wasn't (as) incompetent as this one's seems to be.
@bloodrunsclear5 жыл бұрын
@@LumosX 'Swords of the best workmanship. Steel tipped arrows. Orders for more from the warlord Kosh.' Basically the same thing. The plot wasn't nearly as good as the actual game...
@TopGunZero5 жыл бұрын
Not sure if serious?
@bloodrunsclear5 жыл бұрын
@@TopGunZero Pretty serious. Robin is even drafted into the military which is hilarious because that was a 20th century invention!
@TopGunZero5 жыл бұрын
@@bloodrunsclear Look up the word conscription...
@markparkinson63785 жыл бұрын
That’s a good thumbnail. Great, even!
@chrismoney91015 жыл бұрын
This movie was one of the most badlarious things I’ve seen in years. It starts with Robin getting an old timey parchment with the words “Draft Notice” on it. Amazing! From the war scenes where they’re running around with longbows checking corners and taking out rapid fire ballista nests to the sherif’s guards with riot shields and rapid fire crossbows with ammo clips, this movie was AMAZING(ly bad)!
@sydgriffiths12374 жыл бұрын
With those costumes, I thought this movie were a post-apo storie on a world where the world got destroyed and electricity is a memory of the past, but they gotta keep being fashion ya know
@electricVGC5 жыл бұрын
Your videos are really good at developing issues and explaining why I had issues with movies subconsciously, love watching your content.
@darkparker75005 жыл бұрын
If the entirety of Act I is the Prologue, then from that perspective, the entirety of Act III is the Epilogue. This cannot be the case because the Epilogue cannot contain the climax of the film, or story for that matter. The Epilogue in storytelling comes after the climax, at the end of Act III. These scenes are referred to in filmmaking as the Resolution, which can be made up of one or more scenes, all depending on the execution of the story. The Prologue section is part of Act I, but not the entirety of Act I. It takes place before the Inciting Incident, which is either an event or a number of events that throw the Protagonist's world out of order or equilibrium.
@mhbjarkistef5 жыл бұрын
I love it when a movie analysis recuts the source material and fixes the problem. I'm here on a binge thanks to your Queen video. Cheers
@lukebatchelor7174 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness someone made this movie before Disney. Now that it's already ruined we don't have to make another one. Please?
@p.davidcress46004 жыл бұрын
Hey dude. Your videos are awesome and your points are super well reasoned. I watched the whole anatomy of a failure playlist yesterday and there was a Lot in it that I hadn't considered, but nothing I disagreed with. Keep going man, these are awesomely well thought out n well made.
@eevee15835 жыл бұрын
Something about these review videos are somehow relaxing. Maybe it's your voice
@DavidCEberhartII4 жыл бұрын
The funny part about your review and your ways to fix the movie is that you described all the major plot points of Kevin Costner's Robin hood from the eighties.
@batts15325 жыл бұрын
Looks to modern also, some of the scenes looked like a 21 century night club. Just didn't have a med-evil feel to it, he looked more like a Nazi than a sheriff in England. Totally no atmosphere because of this.
@kevaughnmerrill65344 жыл бұрын
Y'all are hating on the costumes but imo this is one of the most charming and interesting aspects of the film. The whole design aesthetic is this weird future/ medieval/ fantasy that reminds me of King Arthur LotS. The movie isn't very good but at least it has a clear style. The crew weren't trying to be true to history at all. Russell Crowe already tried that.
@kevinkelly57804 жыл бұрын
Why would an English longbowman be using a Turkish bow? That's the equivalent of a man training his whole life to use an AR15 and then going into battle with a .22 pocket pistol
@commandercat103 жыл бұрын
I just checked and 22 pocket pistols are tiny as hell
@TevinWaiguru5 жыл бұрын
This was amazingly done! Your points were put out well and your final fix would have actually made the film a lot more enjoyable. You should put a video out on how you analyse a movie, i.e what cocktail of pointers you look for whenever you go watch one, or even your 'top book recommendations' on what makes good cinema.
@pdzombie19065 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I skipped this film so I could watch your insightful analysis (too bad I couldn't do the same for Venom and almost blinded myself with that turd). Thanx!!!
@rabbitpirate4 жыл бұрын
In my opinion they should have scrapped the whole “robin hood” part of it entirely and focused on the war movie part of it, which was by far the best part of the film and something we hadn’t really seen before, a historical war movie with a distinctly modern feel.
@Marveryn5 жыл бұрын
personally I thought the film was the failure when I notice that the arrow were magic. I mean how do you explain the instant kills through armor and the half pull back to launch them.
@MouseDenton5 жыл бұрын
I have to thank the first prologue in the middle east for immediately setting the tone. At first I thought this would be another gritty reimagining of an old story, but I was suddenly watching American Sniper for a few minutes--complete with a danger-close artillery barrage. Let me throw my expectations out the window (until Ben Mendelsohn brought some of them back with that neat moment of characterization).
@xeno27524 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or do all the costume designs, haistyles, make up and props look strangely modern and out of place for a medieval movie? It is almost painful to watch.
@mttkra4 жыл бұрын
@Steven Makell I was laughing during the clips OP showed because their camera framing, prop destruction and actor body language was ripped 1:1 from the Matrix's Lobby scene. It's hilarious. It's like they're trying to make a political film, but they're exaggerating it so much it feels like satire. How did they pitch this to the producers? It's such a difficult concept to get right, and it's just so, so bad.
@wizgi72014 жыл бұрын
The costumes makes it feel more like a final fantasy 7 semi futuristic world more than medieval
@dragonbornexpress56505 ай бұрын
Granted that would be a cool take on the story, but this definitely ain't it.
@chazzs22095 жыл бұрын
Nah man dont listen to those fan boys. Venom was shit, through and through, almost every minute of that movie was terrible.
@iiitechnoduckxx35264 жыл бұрын
Do you think writers find these reviews and go, "damn...I coulda been a champion..."
@Baiswith5 жыл бұрын
omg...it's kingsmen: origins edit: also, cleanest middle ages ever, everything feels so ~modern~, especially the costume style/choices
@yohannbiimu5 жыл бұрын
There's a legend of Robin Hood that entails his having MANY friends and close relationships with lots of characters. This movie scraps ALL of them and replaces them with Jamey Fox. WTF!
@anajaimes44205 жыл бұрын
... Am i the only one that likes the costumes? Not the Sherif's dear god not that one's terrible but like just this interesting mix of Old and modern clothing. like... i don't know it looks interesting. it'd be nice to see it in a film that did good with it
@nicole9103055 жыл бұрын
I also like the costumes, but not in this movie...they just look so out of place and awful...But in a post-apocalyptic setting or a complete fantasy setting they would look cool.
@chrisossu20705 жыл бұрын
The problem is that the costumes (and sets for that matter) are completely anachronistic to the setting the movie is supposed to take place in. It looks like it takes place in a science fantasy setting like Star Wars rather than Medieval Europe.
@blackychouette5 жыл бұрын
🤯 That music argument just blew my mind..
@ReedRichardsPhD5 жыл бұрын
Tbh, I feel like King Arthur: The Legend of Something is better...........just a bit *just a bit.......*
@Peak_Antelope5 жыл бұрын
Really? I quite liked the movie. Could be more fleshed out though. Edit: I was talking about King Arthur.
@lilyrae66834 жыл бұрын
Robin Hood (2010) with Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett was my all time favorite take on the story.
@neeluephoto13385 жыл бұрын
Don’t they hire someone like you at These studios to set them straight ? Clearly they should!
@unuseranonyme4 жыл бұрын
In the last part, the more you say how to make the prologue better, the more I was thinking "just make the same story than Robin Hood Prince of Thieves"
@Dismythed4 жыл бұрын
Great rewrite. But there's one thing you didn't cover that is really bad: the puketacular anachronistic costume design.
@RustyGorbi3 жыл бұрын
I have no clue about writing but I swear by watching your videos or other youtubers (like the Critical Drinker) I think I have learned enough about storytelling and character development to come up with better scripts than what hollywood is shitting out these days.