Ron Swanson: Master of Seduction | Parks and Recreation

We all know Ron Swanson has a way with the ladies, so here's every time he seduced a woman 😏
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[@hylind1912]

I genuinely think "I'm tired of not being married to this woman" is one of the sweetest lines of dialogue I've ever heard anywhere

[@Did_No_Wrong]

I love that Ron can physically feel a disturbance in the area the moment Tammy 2 arrives. Probably another of the best running jokes in the show.

[@doodoo5594]

"she's here isn't she" I die laughing every time🤣🤣

[@andykratoska5791]

I would like this comment but it's at 666 right now which just feels right

[@yodasmomisondrugs7959]

Its like that with my ex. Even our daughter can sense when her mother is near.🤣

[@w1ck3dz0d1ac]

Nick Offerman without a mustache is terrifying. It's an SCP level cognito hazard.

[@procrastinator99]

I take two points of psychic damage every time I see it.

[@theclaybeartravels3596]

yeah, that new movie where he is the President of the United States during a modern "Civil War" looks really scary

[@JujuToobootie]

He shaves his mustache, and tears a hole in reality and chaos leaks in. Nick Offerman will cause Weirdmageddon!!

[@davidwhite533]

Ron Swanson, Chuck Norris, and SCP-682 walked into a bar. [redacted] and vowed never to speak of the evening again.

[@davidgrange8182]

It’s like that photo of a bear without fur. The stuff of nightmares.

[@JeffreyGoddin]

"in fact, I built a canoe" is simultaneously one of the funniest and one of the most moving lines of the whole series.

[@mike9512]

I'm expecting 18 minutes of Ron Swanson seducing women just being 18 minutes of him saying "hello, my name is Ron Swanson"

[@0g0dn0]

More or less as advertised.

[@deeveevideos]

Same thing

[@nchappy16]

Don’t forget he also seduces men at a gay bar (by accident but still)

[@trustmeimaphysiologist]

He's a Rizzly bear...

[@MissChellybabi]

Some men just have 'it'. If you dont have 'it' you wont know what I'm talking about

[@philliptivis3082]

I love everything about Andy as Ron's wingman. Given all the things Ron did for him and April, it's only fitting that Andy helps Ron into an actually healthy and lasting relationship.

[@skillet9141]

What are kids for? 😄

[@pancakedreamer8588]

Ron with Tammy 1 is still one of the scariest relationships I’ve seen on television

[@mevsol2447]

It's fun to know that they are married in real life.

[@KingAramis]

@@mevsol2447 He's married to Tammy 2 (Megan Mullally) in real life.

[@bumblerbree]

it really is. she groomed him and slept with him when he was fifteen, and it shows

[@jaysax7381]

It’s probably the underlying grooming implication (more of a confirmation but)

[@jamestiscareno4387]

Tammy #1 is hot.

[@jojijonass]

Ron grabbing the attention of the whole bar at the gay club is amazing

[@JJONNYREPP]

Ron Swanson: Master of Seduction | Parks and Recreation 13.6.23 2315pm i aint seen this show before... so who does it remind me of... the main character, that is? dunno.. they never remind me of actual people... they're actors playing a part...

[@Tonyhouse1168]

His other best friend is the gay hairstylist Donna introduced him to. Ron Swanson, man of the people

[@JJONNYREPP]

@@Tonyhouse1168 Comments on ‘Ron Swanson: Master of Seduction | Parks and Recreation’ 14/6/23 0636am i was gonna say: ron! the man who can befriend anyone and anything. probably due to his eternal bemusement at the ghetto and fashionable cliques... do you think he's a more adept and less 70's orientated ron burgundy?

[@sybariticcupboardrat3763]

The bots are pretending to be stupid so we don't know they've already gained sentience. A secure confident straight man is like catnip for the gays. The gay. A gay. My gay friend. He has a problem. I don't know, I'm a freaking lesbian.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

“Gentlemen”

[@rytramprophet843]

Tammie 1 is the representation of not feeling good enough for your partner and therefore allowing them to mold you into whatever shape they want. Tammy 2 is the representation of pharamones overriding our sense of judgement. being unable to resist what we know is bad for us, and just giving up and going for the ride. Diane is the representation of mutual respect that brings balance.

[@jaylarkin4331]

She's the last Airbender

[@prachetasnayse9709]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnwalker1058]

@@jaylarkin4331 Or the "Chosen One" in another franchise.

[@EGGM4N]

I know this is a off passing joke but I'd like to think his 2nd relationship as being manipulated by someone just because of one show of affection, that they use to string you closer and closer.. It's essentially is a form of lovebombing, to make you think there's something to be salvaged, some true love, true connection, when in reality it's just someone who finds joy in the control they have over you and the high it gives to be in power. And boy they ride that wave

[@somethindarker]

The fact that Leslie was such a ride or die bro the entire series made her my favorite character.

[@joost00555]

"...So did I", power move, absolute legend

[@TheLastSpider-Man]

An even better power move would've been "...I faked _5_ out of the 7."

[@sunnybey]

The audible gasp from the others kills me

[@brianybrianbrian]

Jerry's laugh after Ron says he loves nothing is amazing

[@panama1131]

Whoever made it so that the scene that followed Ron and Tammy sprinting into the hotel is Ron using a jackhammer, you're a genius.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Why thankyou.

[@christinemerritt974]

The way that Tammy slaps her face with a stick of meat 🥩 is literally the funniest thing in the history of seduction.

[@John-ir4id]

But, it works. You should try it sometime ...with your significant other and not some weirdo on the internet.

[@josepha.4072]

As leslie comments-"shes amazing" off screen😂

[@Chromedesu444]

I should call her

[@John-ir4id]

@@Chromedesu444 ... don't be a weirdo. You're not funny enough to pull it off.

[@cupofcozy708]

Still blows my mind that Tammy 2 is his real life wife😮

[@Redleader001]

I wish they made about 2 more episodes with her because she is just great.

[@womanonabicycle]

She is.....?😮😅🎉

[@comenerdwithme3346]

Yeah their married in real life or at least were when the episodes aired

[@julietv111]

​@@comenerdwithme3346 they still are, I'm pretty sure

[@samcarr3742]

I've heard them together on a couple podcasts(as well as a few anecdotes) and they're god damn adorable. They are clearly best friends, respect each other as equals, and are as in much love with each other now as they were on day one.

[@corbinpearce7686]

I love how (the corrupting witchcraft of the Tammies aside) Ron very clearly has his preferences, opinions, and positions, and can’t be swayed from them. He’s just very matter of fact, and will burn an incompatible relationship without regret. Also, “I’m tried of not being married to this woman” has to be up there with smooth lines.

[@jmwoods190]

Well given both Tammies' master manipulating abilities, even someone as tough as Ron could coaxed into succumbing. That's why we hear many stories real-life Tammies(and their male counterparts) wrecking good & strong men & women in real-time!

[@HinrikS]

10:29 Ron's smiles with his whole face, and his his mustache and hairline move in a very endearing muppet-esque fashion.

[@Dafmeister1978]

"Muppetesque" is exactly the word I've been searching for since the first time I saw that scene.

[@Showmetheevidence-]

“Duke Silver” playing sax for his girl was one of my favourite clips in the whole series!

[@gonzalogca4907]

You know Ron is masculinity's peak when women are willing to fight Xena Warrior Princess for him.

[@jdorffer]

That's not Xena, she is Lucy Lawless

[@danisilviu8508]

​@@jdorfferincredible information!! And she is definitely not known at all for her role as Xena, the warrior princess

[@trelina]

@@danisilviu8508 jdorffer is quoting a line from The Simpsons kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnWvXpuQi6d6fc0si=yFR_vGThtTVidb3y&t=184

[@proverbialmind_spread9421]

​@@jdorfferZing!

[@BPTK162]

I may have missed it here, but Ron’s smoothest flirty line has got to be “For what it’s worth, you’d make an excellent brunette. Ron Swanson.”

[@TrippyKenpachi]

3:59 Andy is absolutely the most wholesome character on the show. Love him.

[@jeffersonmetzen9866]

Which you compare to how he is in season 1 is a complete 180, but even in season 1 he does show he has a couple wholesome moments.

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Ron Swanson certainly has captivated a lot of women as Duke Silver, including April’s mom.😉 I think Ron and Diane are so sweet together, but I laugh so hard whenever he and Tammy 2 clash.😂

[@AIChameleonMusic]

April's mom has got it goin on!

[@I.M.6483]

@Bobby DennisTammy 2 is his real wife which is hilarious 😂 💀

[@throwawayaccount4156]

4:55 the overly friendly “ouchie!” gets me every time 😂

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

It's also a pretty childlike thing to do which only gets weirder when you remember Tammy literally groomed him

[@ferdinand12390]

i just love how he sniffs out Tammy 2 as if it was some kind of animal

[@DoctorJammer]

Tuna

[@Vampaer0]

“Leslie, please, the government knows what it’s doing” - Ron Swanson

[@pauldraper1736]

What a terrible way to kill a character.

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

@@pauldraper1736 I think you lack the proper context.

[@typacsk]

See how they massacred my boy

[@JanizMakudomaru]

The ultimate in I need help!!!

[@connormurphy349]

I adore the relationship between Ron and Leslie, she’s just the most incredibly supportive person ever

[@Dudeman9339]

Turns out being a competent man who speaks honestly and treats people fairly is really attractive.

[@thefolder69]

turns out being Nick Offerman is really attractive.

[@masonhutchins9932]

"The reception will be held at each of our individual houses alone"-Ron Ulysses Swanson

[@angelorobledo1536]

"I faked 4 of the 7" "Ha, so did I" Too good

[@samuelrobles3737]

When Lesley slapped Ron for what woulf be heaven to hear from anyone else's voice is a symbol of how deep their friendship is

[@JosephOtim]

Ron’s reaction to moving to Canada gets me everytime

[@Cal6009]

Thankyou for including the scene where all the gay men respond to Ron's raw animal magnetism.

[@JosephSchneider26]

Diane pretending Tammy was her middle name always breaks me up.

[@DisguisedMunkee]

"He's attacking me Ron! Kill him!" Proceeds to give Tom the same treatment Kung Lao got in mortal kombat. Lol.

[@throwawayaccount4156]

I absolutely love how Ron turns into a neutered whimp with Tammy 1 around. It’s so wrong and so so funny.

[@WizardOfCause]

Gotta love how Nick's wildest scenes are with his actual wife and you know the two of them just said to each other "let's fuckin go for it...like all the way!"

[@dadbear5316]

Ron doesn't even try to seduce anyone, he's just a real man

[@codyhaitch758]

Definitely one of the best perks of being unabashedly masculine: just existing is seductive to a lot of women.

[@laressplinter9507]

​@@codyhaitch758 I wonder why.

[@Gwildor2020]

Real men don't simp.

[@VirginiaRican]

@@codyhaitch758 It's seductive to the real women, while repulsing the trash bags. It's a win-win.

[@Drakid13Re3kt]

tami wasn't repulsed tho @@VirginiaRican

[@sanctum5752]

Tammy 2's insane laugh when they're pulling into the motel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tomless]

Seems only fitting that Ron Swanson, the manliest man, is married to Xena, the Warrior Princess

[@drazicmilosovic1065]

You’re singing my song of pop-culture indulgence ❤️

[@ProjectLethargic]

Ron and Diane are so wholesome and I just love seeing them together

[@gregben4002]

Megan Mullally - one of the greats at physical comedy. As Ron's Kryptonite, any scene with Tammy is hilarious!

[@williampeter423]

Ron is always carrying Tom out of situations he puts him in.

[@mattnichols4592]

1:05 “I’m a simple man I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food” The more I watch the show the more I relate to Ron Swanson 😂

[@brianirwin8111]

Lucy Lawless at 10:29 is some of the best "natural excitement" performance I've ever seen. She absolutely sells the emotion. Just fantastic stuff.

[@RCShufty]

Tammy 2's cackle is the best thing ever.

[@darrinconroy4232]

Ron in dreads was just an inspired move by the writers (along with his explanation to Ben why part of his mustache was missing)

[@dondunham9287]

Cornrows

[@berylbell8452]

"it rubbed off from friction"

[@brainlock72]

“Stevie Wonder hair.”

[@christinemerritt974]

I have always loved Rob Swanson’s excercise routine “woodworking and lovemaking” That’s a Man’s Man!😂😂❤❤❤

[@gmfreeman4211]

Was he getting a little too chummy?

[@ZdenekLU]

Ron Swanson seems like the best tv character ever. And I have never seen more than 3 episodes!

[@Amelos1494]

I've not seen a single episode, a colleague told me to watch Ron Swanson compilations and here I am ... Love it 😂

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

Ron Swanson is the true Rizz God.

[@joperhop]

still think the best thing is behind the scenes... Ron and Tammy are married happily, just makes all the wierd episodes with those 2 even funnier to me.

[@mrbleak9873]

Ron ending up with Xena is amazing.

[@FTChomp9980]

Ron Swanson the Rizz Man.

[@RedbeardWrestling]

Rizz Swanson

[@deerwolfunlimited]

Ron Ulysses Swanson. I think that was the first time we learned his middle name.

[@drazicmilosovic1065]

“I’m going to kill you” - welcome to the unlikely compliment you never thought you’d hear.

[@jjgriffiniv1307]

Jerry giggling at Ron and when everyone gasp at Ron “faking” his specials im dying 😂😂😂☠️

[@polnocblog]

Some good scenes are missing, e.g. when Tom sees Ron kiss Wendy in the office, Ron's red shirt ritual being explained, and all the scenes with the feminist academic teacher

[@truss2005]

Honestly was surprised at how clean Andy’s handwriting is. Thought it woulda looked more like little kids handwriting

[@mid12345]

Low key that slap from Leslie was kinda hard I think he meant it when he said ouiche 😂

[@BosnianDragon]

It rubbed off...from friction!

[@TerexJ]

"Epic... and private"

[@ChristopherHallett]

Ron Swanson would NEVER use cold patch asphalt. He'd grind up the whole section of road, lay 8 inches of high strength concrete double-reinforced with a woven rebar lattice, and put down at least three two inch+ thick layers of hotmix on top of that. If he's going to fix the road, he'll fix it so good it won't need attention until he's dead and buried.

[@NeoN-PeoN]

Lucy Lawless was the fancy of every AD&D player in the 90's.

[@sheilaburns8977]

She was great in Spartacus as an evil Roman Domina.

[@TrippyKenpachi]

The genius in that transition 😂. Gotta respect it. 😂😂😂 5:57

[@smashweights]

Ron's sexy sax song is "Hark the Herald Angels Sing???" 🤣

[@samsouyave-murphy986]

What about him seducing the Professor? You totally forgot about her.

[@westiclesw7137]

Yeah, thats my favorite one.

[@A.Lien98]

Ron lifting Tom and he looking at Tammy Like a 4 year old it’s comedy

[@rogelioarmentasolorzano3848]

How did they not put his rizz with Andy’s teacher here is beyond me.

[@surtaandume_psykermystyk4010]

I see him with a clean shave, I see Nick Offerman... When the mustache is in play, he's all Ron. Megan Mullally seems like she had way too much damn fun playing Tammy II. Much too much.😅

[@wenziz87]

Diane decided that “at the end of the aisle” is the perfect time to mess with Ron in “Tammy” style.

[@TheRox0923]

I need every minute of Tammy 2 outtakes

[@ph1shstyx]

I'm surprised they didn't include Linda in this, as that was the definition of Ron's seduction.

[@Kajinumberone]

Tammys malignant cackle.is hilarious

[@derrickhizon446]

Mr Duke Silver oozes with Rizz. Our main man from Pawnee.

[@TheLongWind]

Middle School VP's indeed do not mess around. Those kids are vicious.

[@Marsha-at-Home-Endeavor]

@5:07 I swear Eric Northman in True Blood also gets smacked and says "Ouchie" the same way Ron does

[@DiBaozi]

Saxophone plays and woman pops up “I’m going to kill you” I spit my drink out. 😂 I love dark humor

[@Nikki-vn8nf]

Took balls to say that to xena.

[@-tyscott777-]

Gotta love Andy being a wingman with sidewalk chalk 😂

[@harryplopper9567]

I never noticed Andy’s matchmaking with the pot hole. Super heartwarming of him. Andy and Ron’s friendship was always one of the most underrated parts of the show

[@Gothic7876]

It also to pay him back for Ron setting him up with April.

[@vincentmorot5124]

The jackhammer bit right after Tammy 2 and Ron going into the motel? Now this is clever editing

[@DavidBee101]

"I love nothing!" Definitely a genuine laugh out of Jerry, love that they kept it in

[@uncreative5766]

I wish we could've gotten more of Patricia Arquette. The fact that she told Ron to wash his hands adds an implication about Ron that I didn't want to know.

[@trey8872]

*Patricia Clarkson

[@mookie756]

Trolling for some Dad D. God, she's awesome!🤣🤣🤣

[@YellowJacket816]

Ron's "ouchie" always make me giggle

[@Gridblue]

Thank you, this is huge help brother. I wish you all success and progress brothers.

[@PhillyLittles]

I didn't realize but I use "please and thank you" for the last few years and it is probably because of this show and Ron Swanson

[@airsoftandy9285]

I absolutely love how this actor has the perfect miserable face, especially for his role

[@interycreeper5108]

9:37 this scene is so cute and awesome, especially the way she smiles after he said "are you kidding? As far as I'm concerned we could go up to the fourth floor right now" at 10:23

[@naterksmr]

Ron carrying Tom is always gold 🤣

[@Hippiekilla96]

As a Canadian, I feel like it would be the perfect place for Ron, everybody is a woodworker and they pay the land fees for you to live there (NWT)

[@lloydlego6088]

No first amendment. Ron would be in jail for thought crimes before the ink dried on his visa stamp

[@countof3everybodyOD]

Eh but the guns and the govt healthcare

[@Gothic7876]

@@countof3everybodyOD Canada has laxer gun laws than America. They just properly enforce the ones they have. Canada needs laxer gun laws, with most of it being untamed wilderness.

[@NeoSlyfer]

Leslie is that friend we all need to have

[@benjaminkasson2587]

You missed when Ron seduced Andy's professor through the power his voracious steak appetite.

[@TheDuckofDoom.]

You had me at "*cough* Canada?"

[@foxmulderfbiufo1770]

" I don't suppose I would 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂"

[@ryanrahim2488]

"I LOVE NOTHING!" always gets me

[@bgt2848]

Ron Swanson is the definition of you do not hunt your pray you make the pray surrender to you

[@MarkQuinn2k7]

IMO Tammy was the funniest character on this show. (EDIT: not saying the rest of the cast wasn't great)

[@fromthegamethrone]

It's either Tom or Craig for me

[@pat2rome]

The funniest part of her character is they're married in real life.

[@minaventura6849]

ron walking of if with tom is the best thing I've seen all day

[@tns4]

Lmao when Jamm walks up with Swansons mustache, hairdo and polo shirt 7:39

[@gonzalogutierrez510]

That damn smile at 4:06 got me 😂

[@PHX787]

All of the guys checking him out at the gay club 🤣🤣

[@Gothic7876]

Well he is pretty much the definition of a “Bear”.

[@zapkvr]

When Tammy flashed Ron i died

[@BravosReviews]

so good. The two of them together are hilarious (Ron and Tammy)

[@magpiemagpie6607]

I love how Tamy unleash dark side of Ron and how happy he is to be savage))