How I Won Jerma's House Flipper Tournament

[@RTGame]

So is anyone else planning to see the Barbie movie soon, I have a used car I could sell you to get to the cinema I cant believe I won this, and neither can you

[@jermocha]

is it pink? otherwise i’m not taking it

[@spider6060]

we all belived in you sometimes

[@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084]

I indeed can't believe you won Jerma's unofficial official house flipper tournament ™

[@TheGreatCaptainGinyu]

are tickets included+a barbie playhouse?

[@tomfoolery2885]

Real talk, I'm so excited for Oppenheimer

[@PineappleLiar]

Sure most of the win was due to BS-ing, but let’s not forget the one thing that secured him first place: He cleaned out the corner next to the garage.

[@edwiinandresmosqueramarulanda]

That 100 in cleanliness did matter hahaha

[@sellen_]

Tru

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Don't forget to love yourself" ~ Søren Kierkegaard

[@inumizuno]

​@@philosophy_bot4171Thank you philosophy bot

[@Jezzibolt]

One of the only good bots lol

[@katherinel8661]

“I can make a Barbie house. I can make a Barbie house.” He chants to himself as he breaks down a supporting wall with his sledgehammer.

[@Hannah-ud8yt]

LMAO HE ACTUALLY DOES THAT

[@crimson_claws_3730]

Mood tbh

[@Nealbader82]

4:42!!

[@thewanderer2366]

im so glad someone noticed this

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

Tapping into the Jerma “dad in the walls” energy

[@placeholder2586]

Everyone's chat was freaking out over rts house going "He's so cracked" "He thought this out so much" Then rts chat was just "You're so full of shit"

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

​@@WillKMBwell 3.3k people thought it was funny, yet not one of them agreed with you; looks like you should take your own advice Keepo

[@arnold3065]

@@TS_Mind_Sweptthey really liked they own comment😭

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

@@arnold3065 must've SuperVinlin

[@NoobProbably]

@@WillKMBdamn, he wasnt able to please WillKMB whatever shall he do!

[@wackygoober]

@@WillKMB what was this comment before it was edited

[@pinatahunter9666]

I cannot believe he got away with the bathroom stickers when the picture he chose was LITERALLY a plastic Barbie bathroom set.

[@JubioHDX]

to be fair barbie has genuinely used stickers to stand in for the bathroom before in the past, but the actual reason isnt to save money its cause small pieces of plastic are choking hazards

[@AltheaIsana]

@@JubioHDX oh wow, I remembered having these stickers in the dollhouses when I was little but I never thought that it would've been dangerous if it were actual plastic! Thank you :)

[@reddytoplay9188]

@@AltheaIsana some kids are total idiots compared to others so it is important to not let those little ones choke from eating weird plastic

[@FerretsForever94]

@@JubioHDX I can confirm this too. One of my old barbie doll houses had stickers for the kitchen/dining room as well.

[@tesodra3863]

@@JubioHDX LITERALLY, I still have a barbie house that me and my sister saved since we were young! the bathroom has stickers, so does the kitchen, and then a vanity above where the bed is stickers!

[@j-skullz]

With Jerma being a former subsitute teacher, and RT with his English degree and bullshitting skills this was bound to happen. Their vibes matched perfectly

[@thehumanity0]

Lol it definitely had some 'teacher trying too hard' and 'kid masterfully bullshitting a crammed presentation' vibes going on.

[@samtheballoon1522]

Jeremy as anything except a streamer messes with my view of reality

[@giantenemycrab5596]

Unstoppable force meets immovable object

[@bagetblue2043]

Remember kids, whenever you make a mistake just gaslight your way into victory so that no one knows that it was ever a mistake.

[@toothless2773]

Damn I think I actually love gaslighting.

[@theloudestscreamiveeverscrem]

​@@toothless2773no you don't

[@L00LB]

​@@theloudestscreamiveeverscremYes he does

[@Diabhork]

RTSlay's guide to gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing when?

[@lukaskoda888]

As I learned doing plays, you've only messed up if people don't think it was intentional

[@DaJodad]

I love how RT essentially just said the exact right words in the exact right way to make a lunatic like Jerma believe every word of it when in actual fact the only one who gave a real history lesson was Ludwig. RT won that charisma check

[@diablo.the.cheater]

Yep, that is a nat20

[@menaatefadly]

​@@diablo.the.cheaterthat felt like a Nat20 on 3 different dice

[@swiftlymurmurs]

Actually most of what Ludwig said about H. H. Holmes is the embellished true crime podcast version of events, RT was probably the more truthful one

[@MidnightVoyager]

H. H. Holmes's only secret rooms were where he hid furniture that he rented and didn't want to pay for/return.

[@DaJodad]

From reading other people's comments and replies, I have learned that RT somehow b.s his way to the truth. That is prophetic levels of charisma and luck

[@petertodorov5592]

I love how RT barely won only because he learned from the mistakes of others and made the perfect 0 points deducted presentation

[@mosesracal6758]

How every school presentation usually goes lmao

[@AstroCantType]

Dan seriously fumbled his way through making the house and said “yeah, I’ll bullshit him and win” and then bullshitted him and won

[@trackernivrig]

I watched Jerma's PoV and I had absolutely no idea that RT was just making 99% of this stuff up. He sold this so well it's crazy. I didn't suspect a thing.

[@zeldalink1555]

He was actually right about a lot of it lol

[@walkingonneedles]

​@@zeldalink1555considering he showed the Wikipedia article on screen i can definitely bet he was researching as much as possible before his turn to know what he can bullshit and what he can't

[@thefailus4550]

this is why marketing is more important than the quality of a product

[@linzonn]

I was watching the building segment with one of my kids. He asked if this was supposed to be a relaxing game. I think he was concerned.

[@voidlessky8048]

Your kid knows rt well

[@asoupyferretnamedfar3634]

I would be too

[@Mantis24513]

He truly has a talent for making the most relaxing games stressful and the most stressful games relaxing, except when it comes to Splatoon.

[@MrCheese270]

@@Mantis24513he is the king of doing that

[@patrykjaskowski4226]

​@@MrCheese270 and drifting, he only lost his cool when playing a competitive shooter!

[@JOHNY0]

RT: "I have the advantage, I've actually played this game before" RT shortly after: "how do I fill a hole in the house?"

[@ladrok97]

And also failed succesfully at that task

[@flapjackrabbit480]

Seeing this from Jerma's end only to see this from RTGame's side feels like I've been gaslit.

[@ghostreaper100100]

Always have been

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

Joel gassed us at the beginning of the tours, and it finally hit when we got to RT’s

[@PikaJim]

Ong

[@JamesTDG]

Well, he did

[@coalkingryan881]

Honestly, I was like “wow an actual normal house with a beautiful yard. RT really knows his stuff. AND he knows the topic he made the house about? Wow he really went leagues ahead of everyone… oh, none of this was planned, he lied about nearly everything. I can’t believe this.”

[@johnnyshortfor]

Everyone saying Dan was lying needs to give him the proper credit - as we saw when he flashed the Wikipedia article on screen, he *crammed* and it *worked.*

[@DoKuShOsTaR]

That’s true, but also he’s claiming things he did on accident or due to not enough time to be on purpose. It’s like if you were in an art class, were told to make a painting in Picasso’s style. So you do so off a vague memory and then while others are presenting do some googling. Then while presenting you point out pieces of the painting that just happened to line up with Picasso’s style and said it was intended. It’s not wrong, you did what you were supposed to do, you completed the assignment, but you weren’t fuuuully honest. All the power to you for pulling it off though LMAO

[@coffee-with-sprats]

As someone else in replies to one of the comments said: He was lying, indeed. But he wasn't lying about intentions and other unexpected things during presentation. He was gaslighting us into believing that he didn't know much about Barbie, although he played with his grandma's Barbie house as a kid. And i pointed, that he had us in both parts, not gonna lie. And that stunt with him reading that Wiki page was just an icing on the cake. Brilliant. If i didn't know that he's not reading anything himself, i would've believed in that bs. 😂 An actual improv king !

[@upforellie]

ngl I've crammed my way though life and I've got a great job. It works. It's the motto of our generation.

[@coffee-with-sprats]

@@upforellie You don't say. You should've been there when Jerma crammed his ass with those baseball balls. He's a true ball fondler !

[@UnkownWonders]

its literally just the phrase fake it until you make it. Sure he wasnt fully honest over it only being by coincidence or ue to lack of time, BUT thats exactly what all people have to learn to do to an extend since this is the most used way to pitch anything including game plan, houseplans, design, etc. you really have to work around the flaws and pitch it to be something intended making it look unique and more creative. so i agree he deserves more credit to being able to successfully pitch his house

[@NathanTheMan]

Every time RT says something like, “Aw, you’re too kind.” when responding to something, he’s actually secretly saying, “How did I get away with that???”

[@NBLT-rk6lp]

Literally the definition of "Beating them with Kindness".

[@nyarg33]

ive been playing WAY too much ace attorney (RT play great ace attorney on stream challenge) and to me its just "Aw you're too kind!" (How did I get away with that!?)

[@samandom8772]

@@nyarg33 Jerma is the judge in this case.

[@Crackhog]

​@@samandom8772Chat is the prosecution

[@MelonHere20]

EXACTLY LMAO

[@Low_on_nothing]

Rt bullshitting his way through the sales pitch making the pink paint a strawberry ice cream, the garage a separate sale and the single colour everywhere a plastic is fucking hilarious. If this twitch and KZbin thing don’t work out he’ll be selling used cars

[@ToodleDoodle]

The paint cans as ice cream is even funnier if you've watched Jerma's old Jermall of America build in one of his House Flipper streams. He wanted to make an ice cream parlor but there was no furniture for it, so he just lined up different paint cans, took a photo of it to place as the banner of the parlor and told chat to pretend they were ice cream.

[@seisosimp]

Oh the pink paint was bullshit alright. Everything else, though? Absolutely facts, for some reason 😂

[@LiveMajimaReaction]

​@ToodleDoodle that's what I thought of too when I heard him say the paint was ice cream

[@sho3bum]

Like the merc gla?

[@simonschnedl]

Selling used Barbie Toys

[@Nobody0805]

He used to be called the drift king back in college, now he’ll be called the flip king

[@mergays2008]

More like the grift king

[@Americanbadashh]

So that's why he's a used car salesman

[@Someone-sc2hk]

and a bit of bullshitting king as well

[@gunmunz]

Drift king used auto sales!

[@SporkSlayer]

@@gunmunz Shop with us and we'll treat you like royalty. You'll be so happy with your car, you'll drift home and feel like a champion.

[@AinuLaire]

RT using his English degree to bullshit his way to the top. A true legend.

[@itrixel602]

@invader_guy1171 ludwig too

[@gran.kahuna]

Glad the english degree worked out for all of them

[@Ake-TL]

Job that english degree is useful for is apparently video game related entertainment

[@diablo.the.cheater]

TBH it is actually one of the few degrees that would make sense for a content creator

[@archiebudge1821]

I recognised English Student brand waffling as soon as I heard it.

[@lyds_istired]

the complete contrast from rt’s panic running around breaking things to his calm “we thought of that” in the presentation was killing me

[@PeopleCallMeDut]

I totally believed the whole spiel when I was watching Jerma's perspective. "This guy really had a real philosophy from the very beginning" when the words "Barbie House" weren't mentioned until 36 minutes left

[@Subpar1O1]

I like the idea Jerma had absolutely no plan for this tournament so he just summoned some KZbinrs on a whim and told them to play House Flipper

[@khajiithaswares4147]

He truly is the German nine to five

[@snusey3642]

JERMA has them all in his BASEMENT and FORCED them to play HOUSE FLIPPER for CONTENT

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

@@snusey3642so? A normal jerma video

[@unfortunatedisgrace246]

and rt matched that energy perfectly

[@yuviaro3511]

​@@KnightandDay33Jerma smellt the smelly smells and then got GGGASlit by pathological liar RTGGGASgame

[@EastofAll]

As great as the Barbie Dream house was, I'm fairly certain it was RT's bullshitting abilities that secured his victory. Now I'm curious as to what Jerma will think when he finds out the truth

[@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415]

I'd like to believe that it's the English degree at its full power

[@kaksspl]

@@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415 He finally got some use out of it!

[@xybacalibur]

Dan said he told him after the competition and Jerma found it hilarious (source: Maritime Southeast Asia Minecraft Build Stream)

[@user-xv1cs9mm9d]

They 100% ignored the paint buckets

[@Emily12471]

​@@user-xv1cs9mm9dice cream buckets

[@rosealena4]

when RT mentioned the stickers for the bathroom thats TRUE. they ACTUALLY used stickers for the details in the background (mainly in the kitchen or bathroom though) . and barbie wasnt the only company that did that

[@MajkaSrajka]

Except I don't think that was to save on plastic, but rather to avcoid smal / loose objects (and leave space in the room for play).

[@54321jcc]

@@MajkaSrajka Right, even from b.s.ing perspective I think that for ease of play or about the complexity of the items makes more sense, but really RT did such a good job on the presentation as a whole.

[@helper_bot]

usually its furniture in paper cutouts, for like tiny handheld mirrors or something but yeah. he's right and made the dots connect precisely, even if his initial thought was to save time haha

[@claralima1967]

YES!! I was thinking about it, how so many toy houses used stickers for details, it made me crazy because I wanted to rip them off but then it'd look so damn ugly 😅😂

[@rukhtalos8587]

I knew that bit at least was accurate because Lego did the same thing.

[@collectaBK7]

I think one of the funniest parts about this is that RT presented his house at 1 AM this time. He was supposed to go towards the front but he let someone else go ahead of him and Jerma just kept consistently forgetting about him as they moved down the line.

[@unslept_em]

honestly the later you go in this, the more ammo you have to think of how to uniquely present your house

[@thereisnoneedtocallmesir]

Imagine if he /doesn’t/ have great sound proofing and you are his neighbor, hearing a grown man talk about a barbie dream house he claims to somehow have built with working lights at 1 am

[@doozy5184]

He would have been absolutely demolished had he gone first

[@coffee-with-sprats]

​@@doozy5184 Yeah. Go find out why he delayed as much as possible, while trying to wrap his head around how he can bs his way to victory. Also known as "used car salesman presentation".

[@shiiiiiion]

​@@coffee-with-spratsYou know he majored in English when he can easily bullshit a failed project into top of his class

[@dramaticallyread]

"You call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled" RT: "yes"

[@grimgrinningghost8528]

RT saying just the right things to win the competition was the equivalent of defeating the Legate in Fallout New Vegas using only speech checks.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

it unironically was a 100 barter check

[@JBBrickman]

Haven’t gotten to new Vegas yet but in my recent first play through of Fallout 3 I walked up to the president computer, all I did was talk to him, and then he was compelled to completely self-destructed the whole enclave empire, which was a little sad, but it was good for the story I guess.

[@daymuntaku6590]

​@@JBBrickmanjust like: "Perish" "...Fair enough"

[@BUMMY105]

@@JBBrickman the game lets you pick whatever dialogue option there is at that point, except for one if you want to "Spare the Enclave", and all would do the exact same thing. It's a perfect preservation of the history on how Bethesda is dogshite with storytelling.

[@snovaspectre2]

He didnt mention the swiss cheese plants 💔💔

[@thisisausername9356]

Fitting that RT originally went for a Simpsons House, given how much this resembles Skinner bullshitting his way through the Steamed Hams Ordeal

[@coolcomment8]

"What if... I were to purchase the Simpson house and disguise it as my Barbie Dreamland?"

[@musclecat1005]

Delightfully devilish, Daniel

[@joshstraub6972]

Ah well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I'm pooped

[@silverstorm3729]

My God, you're right.

[@discordlexia2429]

"D'oh, no, I said Barbie Dream House. That's what I call a pinkish clusterfuck."

[@natedrake7163]

This was funny that you upstood the Barbie Oppenheimer just by sticking to the Barbie house

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

Thing is, I feel like if someone did go 50-50 it would have sh't on RT's. Have half the house (mostly one of the top corners) shattered and broken apart. Have all the barbie-esk furniture thrown to the ground aside from a barbie-pink bunker that is only beat up on the outside. The paint having splashes of grey on it from the dust that settled after the bomb.

[@MidnightVoyager]

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 Unfortunately Criken had no idea how anything worked and only figured out how to even use tools at the end. He also had never played before and had no idea what was available. That whole result was just floundering

[@KWBR1123]

@@haruhirogrimgar6047To be fair that requires that one of them knows what they were doing

[@tree427]

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 That would've lost points on cleanliness

[@Mr48two]

HE GOT 100% cleanliness because he used the paint cans as a ice cream stand!! His ability to talk shxt got him the dub.

[@AliceDiableaux]

He also was lucky as shit that he decided to put the sand down because it hid the sacks of concrete still left in the yard lol. You can see him purposefully pointing the camera up when walking to the corner behind the garage and then walking back with the camera to the fence and Jerma didn't notice a thing lo.

[@thewildmonarch]

​@@AliceDiableauxthats like the equivalent to standing in front of a broken vase so your mom doesnt see it lmaoooo

[@elizabethbranscome9146]

Okay but as someone who had a Barbie house that had colored floors and white walls, and knew someone who had a Barbie house that had the stickers, he technically wasn’t lying about either of those being design choices for Barbie houses.

[@cainprescott4937]

Now this brings up an interesting question: is it still lying if you just didn't know it was true?

[@soul_raider7624]

​@@cainprescott4937Not particularly no

[@helper_bot]

was the garage also sold separately i need to know

[@Lethe_Nyx]

I mean he did pull the wikipedia article up at one point, so it might have been mentioned there

[@creeper7ech520]

​@@helper_botI think so

[@bertramjensen188]

Apparently RT is the kind to start over an essay hours before it's due and still get away with an A or B

[@MitziTheAwesome]

He is an English major after all

[@cainprescott4937]

He wouldn't be the Drift King if he couldn't slide past the finish line at the last possible moment

[@kingpanguan]

Damn I haven't seen that pfp in a while

[@coalkingryan881]

He’s literally me

[@iasomnium919]

English Majors: "This is the Way."

[@shubtakkorathinasapostle1159]

In the true spirit of the 1960s Barbie Dream House, RT mastered the ultimate techniques of gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss.

[@dustin202]

Perfect word choice

[@suffering9481]

The 3Gs

[@CrispyShroom]

I cannot believe RT won while lying his ass off about Barbie lmao

[@vivil2533]

As long as you sound confident few people will question you.

[@Frenchfraeis]

You gotta believe your lies to convince others of it, and goddamn did RT believe it.

[@aerial11]

As with most creative endeavors it's 10% the idea, 90% how you sell it.

[@Pengu69420]

Don't hate, I did all my graphic design homework that way!

[@witherrose1566]

Fake it till you make it

[@Crazy56U]

Having seen Jerma's video first, the fact that doing Barbie's dreamhouse _wasn't_ your initial plan, and was actually a last-minute change, honestly makes your victory all the more impressive.

[@SarahSnow99]

i was in criken's chat, and the whole time we were trying to convince him to commit to the Barbie bit, which he didn't. When RT's Barbie Dreamhouse was revealed, I screamed. A bullet was dodged lmao

[@bandankirb8982]

I watched Doug's stream and was under the impression that most of the house was made calmly and thought out. Honestly, it's hilarious to know it was made in panic during the last few minutes, and most of the information was made up during everyone else's presentations.

[@junegeeitisahardgfulmer7911]

Exactly. I was super impressed watching from Doug’s end, and now my whole worldview has changed (still super impressed, but for different reasons).

[@jessefanshaw8948]

I need to watch all the other perspectives now

[@lipucd]

@@jessefanshaw8948 I saw joel's live and watching him panic grow higher and higher just for 2 poorly planned out jokes had me losing it.

[@criptastical]

The best part is that RT's facts were actually correct, completely by accident. Stuff like the garage being sold separate, the stickers being used for some appliances, etc, is all true.

[@user-yh5cv1vu9m]

​@criptastical5247 I don't think it was on accident. He did look up the Wikipedia article and I think he might have also known some stuff. But he is just really good at bullshitting (even if it is true). Like, you can guess/ remember that the garage is sold separately and you can remember the decall stickers. But to come up with that (even when using the internet) is really hard for most people.

[@caddy4273]

Jerma: Ludwig, this is a history lesson! You really have a vast knowledge of Barbie! RT: 😎 I have no fucking idea of what i'm talking about 😎

[@illamerica]

The scary thing is that he was right on what he was talking about too

[@leandru7]

@@illamericawell he did look it up on Wikipedia while everyone else was presenting

[@BierBart12]

Imagine how this would've gone if RT had been the first in line

[@biptari]

@@illamerica even funnier because Ludwig's history lesson was mostly wrong

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

Everyone's talking about RT's bull-shitting ability, but no one is talking about the fact that RT genuinely just made a really nice looking house.

[@Undergamer12]

He pulled the charisma and luck rolls cause the way he improvised on the fly and it worked was so funny

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

@@Undergamer12 His Charisma cannot be understated, but his house genuinely just looked really pleasant

[@seisosimp]

He actually rolled a Nat 20 in deception because most of his bullshit was actually true 😂

[@techno1561]

​@@seisosimpHe did the uni student last-minute research

[@kaenagreen1716]

He was also reading a barbie wikipedia page during the other people’s house tours lol

[@EnycmaPie]

26:30 Dan spent more time talking about how he used stickers instead of making an actual toilet, than he did building that toilet.

[@zeldalink1555]

It worked out cause he was right about the furniture stickers in old playsets

[@thatskykidfreya]

My mum walked in whilst RT was talking about his house and she said “are you watching property brothers?”. That’s how well RT sells his house 😂

[@sectorzisnumbuhone]

😂

[@emirininomiya1262]

RT is the real Barbie girl and we're only living in his Barbie world

[@RTGame]

Life in plastic, is truly fantastic

[@delededendboyyt]

But can you brush his hair?

[@Punched_Kuze]

Curse you Barbie and your weirdly catchy song that last for like a few days in my head playing nonstop!

[@Sakuta7]

​@@RTGame (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

[@zhuzhick]

I am so glad no one continued the lyrics

[@orangesilver8]

I was there for this live and oh my god it was incredible. Everybody in Jerma's chat was covering for RT too. When Jerma asked if something was true, the entire chat was full of "true" "it's true" "100% true" and when it came to the vote it was THE MOST one sided vote. It was like 90% for A, 8% for B, the other 2% mixed around the others. I think this edit could have used some more of the failure to make a Simpsons house. It missed the part where he gave up and tried to use fucking jpegs of the rooms. I am really glad the edit included RT looking at the other houses. That was a key element of the stream for me.

[@KWBR1123]

Thank you Jerma chat

[@bl4cksp1d3r]

It has the part where uses photos of the living room.

[@tkskelly]

I love how this comment reads like a book review 😂

[@blazen123]

most of the facts he bs'd about barbie actually were thoroughly correct which is funny

[@diablo.the.cheater]

The thing is that the bullshit was not bullshit but actually true by pure luck. He managed to spit very correct bullshit

[@isaacthered]

For those who haven't seen it yet, Poke's house had radios every five feet looping the first three notes of some random corporate stock music. Every time he passed one of the radios, he would pause, turn it on, and continue without acknowledging it. It added to the atmosphere immensely.

[@Wired_User]

What the fuck

[@mycology5242]

I had to pause to catch my breath it was so funny

[@feltycomic8558]

Im pretty sure its starting few notes to a song he made and uploaded into the game lmao

[@Cssfallout]

Waiting for the garage doors every time going to a new room had me in tears

[@usernametaken017]

18:08

[@Jimbo55151]

Hearing that RT somehow Bs’ed into correct facts about Barbie just proves that he is the master of Failing the mission successfully

[@followeroftheprince]

He did show off the wikipedia page for a moment. Seems he actually decided to study up before his turn arrived just to make the bullshit better

[@elisabethtison8391]

The things rt said were true. Especially about the stickers

[@herohalv4543]

The emotional Rollercoaster of "How is he gonna win" to "HOW THE HELL is he gonna win" to "oh my god he's gonna win" in this video is incredible

[@flameskull_]

It’s a miracle that RT actually won this, all hail barbie, our president

[@s4v4gedragone43]

Yeah

[@PowerSpirit50]

Has she been a president yet? She has worked in every field.

[@gamsssreal]

​@@PowerSpirit50no president yet

[@irliiMicrophone]

​@@PowerSpirit50At this point I'm pretty sure she's above president

[@dauclairdelune]

​@@PowerSpirit50there's a couple US president Barbie

[@julia3354]

It's so funny, I watched live from Ludwig's perspective and RT seemed to completely have everything planned, days in advance, meticulously placing every single item in the house, it looked so good. This was mind-blowing, basically starting from scratch at 30 minutes left.

[@chromab7713]

This is why we love Dad. He is just the master of falling upwards.

[@cainprescott4937]

Remember, kids, lying isn't illegal if no one knows you're doing it.

[@braindavidgilbert3147]

Wasn't Ludwig reacting to vids during this?

[@KCrimzson21]

@@braindavidgilbert3147 He was, but not in the moment of Rt's house

[@TwilightWolf2508]

"It ain't stupid if it works" - RT "Daniel" Game

[@commanderriptide7723]

What's hilarious about this is that RT was right about EVERYTHING. I was a Barbie enthusiast when I was younger.

[@valsonder]

when you bullshit so hard that you loop round to being correct again

[@music_shev_]

No way

[@commanderriptide7723]

@wotter9032 yes way. I'm actually kinda terrified of RT's knowledge

[@magic8girl]

He showed us himself he did his research

[@bencurran3204]

​@@magic8girlnot only that, by sheer fucking luck he managed to bullshit his way to make the mistakes coincide with actual apparent facts

[@IMinusWell]

Me, even after reading title: "There's no way this wins." *[See's the other houses]* "Oh my god, he's going to win."

[@Jacobliterator]

I honestly thought Etalyx had it for a while. The actual flipped house is a genius idea.

[@InkyDustMan]

I think this may be the greatest achievement I've ever seen RT achieve. The man in one swift motion gas lit his friends, all of their chats, and converted all of Jerma's chat into becoming accomplices to the greatest heist of the century by stealing this victory. His sheer will to commit to the bit won him the entire tournament, and it's fucking fantastic. His ability to think outside the box literally turned him from a panicking anxious mess to a god with all of his speech skills maxed out.

[@uezyteue7690]

The power of an English major.

[@myfatassdick]

How do I give a standing ovation to a KZbin comment

[@scrungybingus285]

After watching the Jerma stream it’s crazy to find out how much of this RT actually just pulled out of his ass in the last 30 minutes. He _really_ sold the Dreamhouse as his passion project.

[@Undergamer12]

RT really pass the charisma check

[@jessefanshaw8948]

It’s the english degree

[@trackernivrig]

Same here, it's crazy

[@00Discourse00]

Sort of, the 30 minute panic was news to me, but I absolutely knew he was insanely full of it at the time. The paint buckets; the lazy stickers; the untouched garage that "he thought of removing entirely because it's sold seperately" (but then why didn't he remove it?); the exposed dirt under the swing-set; the unpainted walls upstairs; the vomitted plants; It's all far too convenient, and he had an answer for everything. Most importantly though you should never bullshit a bullshit artist, and whilst _most_ American viewers will easily fall prey to his charms, anyone who is even slightly familiar with or related to RT's culture started with a presumption of guilt, that he'd be highly proficient in, and very likely to try telling a story that would benefit him. If you rewatch this, I want you to take note of just how quickly RT decides he'll try to talk his way out of it, that's his cozy place - what he's familiar and comfortable with.

[@trackernivrig]

@@00Discourse00 I am a very frequent RT watcher and had no idea. Also as for the garage a lot of people tried to remove it but the game actually won't let you

[@cursedwither7888]

the manifestation of a "i rolled a nat 20 on my Deception check"

[@Jesus_Offical]

😂

[@oranplan1630]

@@Jesus_Offical holy shit, Jesus??

[@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa]

Honestly, considering that everything he said was technically true, it could be Persuasion.

[@reference_ravezach7791]

I can’t believe RTGame became Phoenix Wright and convinced Von Jerma to let him win the competition

[@4pl3x34]

VON JERMA 💀💀

[@mbufton]

@@4pl3x34instead of chemicals his factory makes GYAS

[@BananaTheNinja]

RT's that kid who prepared the wrong topic for an essay and had to redo his whole assignment 15 minutes before class started and still got an 'A'

[@absolutetr4sh551]

I love how Ludwig talked about learning from history and then just straight up lied about how Holmes killed his victims lmao

[@owo26666]

and he ends up losing points for it because a rat infestation is the opposite of cleanliness

[@absolutetr4sh551]

@@owo26666 that section was the funniest for me because I literally read a biography about the dude recently and there's multiple things wrong but in a funny way. For example, Holmes didn't actually kill the owner to get hold of the drugstore, he had worked for the owner who was a widow who eventually sold it to him. Granted, she wasn't seen again after, so either he killed her or she moved away without documentation

[@andrewdiaz3529]

​@@absolutetr4sh551apparently, his original house idea wasn't going well so he turned it into the murder house but had Chatgpt write the "facts" for him, which turned out to be wrong

[@allyrose6437]

​@@andrewdiaz3529that's hilarious

[@loveloveaii]

@@andrewdiaz3529why am i not surprised that it was chatgpt

[@thyleaves]

As a Barbie fan, the fact that he's mostly right is impressive.

[@Jesus_Offical]

Wait he wasnt all bullshiting

[@galaxywizard8904]

​@@Jesus_OfficalOh he was absolutely making stuff up for his presentation, but a lot of the stuff he said was actually pretty close to how real barbie playsets worked lol. For instance the stickers and different playsets sold separately was spot on

[@Spamus]

​@@galaxywizard8904wait like actually no bs?

[@kabirarya5381]

@@galaxywizard8904 I mean in the video he was reading about Barbie from wikipedia, so he might have just remembered rather than bullshitting

[@galaxywizard8904]

@@kabirarya5381 Well he pulled up the wiki page after he finished building the house, so the fact that he could even coherently link up real barbie facts with all his building mistakes on the spot was really impressive

[@freechilli8755]

RT using all that Ace Attorney experience to win this with pure bullsh*ttery.

[@inumizuno]

Bluffing to the max

[@sonarchy5158]

On a different save file, RT answered every question Jerma asked by showing him his attorney badge

[@inumizuno]

@@sonarchy5158 This proves... that I'M A LAWYER

[@ej191]

First seeing this from the Jerma pov, getting the impression that everything was planned as a perfect Barbie dream house from the beginning, and then seeing this, is just perfect

[@3ndm3]

How did jerma react after learning the truth

[@enbiebrit3638]

I'm so glad that RT finally gets to be in an Esports tournament that doesn't involve biased judges or cheating teams. He fully deserved the win on this one.

[@HazeEmry]

cough cough redbulls city skylines cough cough

[@ktosktos1312]

Cheating teams huh? This looks like sarcasm on your end but idk

[@enbiebrit3638]

@ktosktos1312 that was a reference to the casual Mario Kart tournament that Nintendo organised, where the Spanish team fielded Pro Mario Kart players against regulations.

[@HazeEmry]

@@ktosktos1312 and the biased judge is from the red bull one

[@g.wilson536]

​@@ktosktos1312 Cheating teams may be referring to the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe one

[@FrozenCampbellSoup]

RT: * Makes a lot of mistakes, forgets about a lot of things, didn't have time to finish the house * Jerma: "So is (obvious mistake) deliberate?" RT: ... RT: "Here's a little lesson in trickery..."

[@DoctorTardis100]

This got a laugh out of me.

[@captaincaspian42]

This is going down in history

[@aidansroadams5328]

If you want to be house-flipper number one, you have deceive Jerma about your plan!

[@Jesus_Offical]

​@@captaincaspian42if you want to be a barby fan number one

[@donkface8509]

I personally would have made Etalyx won just from him doing the literal perspective flip, but I understood that RT had more content than him

[@apocalypsekiddo]

RT: I don't have a single Jerma reference in my house Also RT: built a dollhouse

[@amazingkool]

This is the best comment. Congrats.

[@Sirgen020]

RT is one mental breakdown to becoming the fictional entity that is Jerma

[@eclipserepeater2466]

This is the moment he truly became Jerma.

[@Mark-dy4yb]

Jerma needs successors to fuel his immortality

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

​@@Mark-dy4ybbro thinks hes alexander of brennenburg

[@petrwarthursty2011]

@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413t all makes sense now. Jeremy has been chugging vitae all this time. The monster

[@nhooj8882]

Was this stream pre or post the splatoon 3 collab? Because that mental break would've been enough to awaken his inner Jerma

[@Roserae16]

That moment when Criken also tried to evoke Barbie's name I was legitimately scared, but I never should have doubted RT's nat 20 deception rolls and maxed charisma skill 😂

[@MidnightVoyager]

I was watching this from Criken's side, and yours coming last was like ending a gunfight with a nuke. Hearing you say you were making the Simpsons house was like taking a brick to the head. I knew the garage was BS, but your house is genuinely so good despite all the panic.

[@scoutamillion]

RT being able to lie through any inconsistencies with the house is so funny and a bit terrifying. He could sell me a house with no plumbing, no electricity, structure falling apart with asbestos and say thats all apart of the unique atmosphere and id be sold.

[@cainprescott4937]

If the KZbin thing ends up falling apart, he'd make a killing selling used cars. Or bridges.

[@logan_page]

I watched DogDog and Vinny Pizza Pastaman live during this and it's hilarious that they both gave it their all, with a clear visions from the start, and still got absolutely curb-stomped by RT changing plans with 30 minutes left.

[@bobbobert9379]

The advantage that having played the game before gives you lmao

[@andrewbogard2411]

​@@bobbobert9379he is also a very good bullsh*ter to lol

[@globurim]

They got defeated by RTs charisma

[@DarkKnightofIT]

"oh you're a villain alright, just not a _super_ one!" "Oh yeah? What's the difference?" _"PRESENTATION!"_

[@frapple_apple]

RT is like the kid who made his school project at the last minute but BS'd his presentation so well that he gets an A. "You see Ms. Jenkins, the reason the decorations look so randomly placed is because I was inspired by the chaos seen in Jackson Pollock's famous paintings."

[@thehumanity0]

Jackson Pollock will always be the best friend of every art student who had to hurriedly cram for a presentation

[@maxweII_demon]

i once had to do a 4 paragraph essay on a book and i never wrote the essay. i went up to the wooden stand with a blank piece of paper and made stuff up on the spot. at some point i couldn't think of anything to say so i pretended that i was having troubling reading my handwriting while i thought of what to say next.

[@shestheworst]

i watched etalyx's stream and thought he got robbed. now i understand and am in absolute awe at the masterful bullshittery RT produced.

[@StickMaster500]

Did you know that RT was called the Barbie King back in college? He was so famous back then that even Oppenheimer couldn't handle her world of plastic.

[@MrCheese270]

So that’s why he made the atomic bomb

[@mattgroening8872]

I see you everywhere

[@techno1561]

​@@MrCheese270Quite the opposite. She's the one who made the atomic bomb, by having so much plastic in a location it reaches critical mass and detonates.

[@gegeji6442]

It was super funny seeing other streamers saying that RT was a pro, took it seriously, or knew how to play the game when in reality it was super scuffed build that barely finished and was saved by him bullshitting his way through with his english major.

[@trionvera3231]

I need a compilation of rt showing jerma the house and it just keeps cutting to him improvising and panicking

[@Brooke_Corbyn]

Yes please lmao

[@tbestig4164]

Oh that would be perfect lmao

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

“‘Company’s Coming’ but it’s RTgame scrambling his way to victory”

[@dimitri4457]

Oh my god please, this needs to be made!

[@kboombite]

Someone @ me when its made

[@talousse]

18:08 The house filled with garage doors killed me I'm going to have to watch his stream after this

[@qynoi42]

My stomach hurt from laughing at Poke's doors.

[@dsnever3041]

Nah it’s the radios playing the same 3 seconds of a song at all time that literally had my sides from laughing

[@xoltacueponi]

same, that moment was so surreal, I swear I've had dreams being in houses like that

[@SilverFoxSpirit97]

I cannot BELIEVE the sheer levels of bullshit RT spewed in his presentation, and the worst part is his house was actually a pretty good Barbie Dream House, he even got away with not touching the garage the madlad. As a fellow English studier, I have never seen a better use of an English Degree

[@avlanaz]

First he lied about his granddad's "card addiction" and now grandma's "barbie house"??? Next you're gonna tell me that his "drift king" title is also a lie!

[@Chasesky]

This wasn't a house design competiton. It was a who could gaslight Jerma the most competition.

[@SarutinMcWhotookmyname]

if it was a design comp, i say the guy with the flipped house won.

[@acblook]

@@SarutinMcWhotookmyname tbf he only lost by one tenth of a percent, it's virtually a tie

[@KWBR1123]

Never thought that Rt was athletic enough to make an entire house do a flip

[@lorenzobiraghi2545]

Nor to jump through hoops that well, or grasp at that many straws. He truly was the Sports King, back in college

[@Wispa03]

I think he convinced it to

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

​@@Wispa03His English degree allowed him to

[@wildfire9280]

@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Little do most people know, English degrees unlock new dialogue options.

[@Illamdalt]

@@lorenzobiraghi2545 They called him Sports King back in college

[@Aquitanic]

As soon as Dan started repeating to himself "I can make a Barbie house." I knew this was gonna be good

[@colincrew1857]

The stars aligned PERFECTLY for him to win in this stream wtf

[@FSFSFS101]

This is literally the plot of an early 2000s sitcom episode, where the main character accidentally buys a whole house and needs to sell it off to some unsuspecting person in order to make their money back

[@iamfourmana]

I can imagine the buyer walking around the house's yard while Jerry Seinfeld is giving this whole ornate speech about it, covering up glaring flaws with his body all the while

[@kathaai]

how do u accidentally buy a house

[@velvetphi]

@@kathaai you be the protagonist of a sitcom, obviously

[@noizepusher7594]

Steamed real estate

[@BananaWrathful]

It’s so funny seeing Jerma for the first time outside of memes where he’s depicted as a horrifying ai creature, but in here he seems like the most sane person in the stream. Edit: I did not see the last part showcasing Jerma’s Krusty Krabs house. I have changed my opinion.

[@metetural9140]

Thats because this is from Dan's perspective You should've seen what Jerma was doing!

[@BananaWrathful]

@@metetural9140yeah I spoke too soon…

[@ZillaYT.]

Still sad to hear people only see the memes and stop there but it’s fine. I really reccomend jerma though

[@Lotselance]

Was it the shrine room dedicated to his vampire self that pushed you over or the toilet hatch stairs?

[@MoonGuardian866]

yeah, jerma is funny weird but you know how internet blows it out of proportions. but hes also a super creative person, look up jerma doll house where he is a chat controlled Sim in a studio house. it has ui and all its awesome, he even acts the needs stats.

[@anabelle251]

one of the only streams I've been able to catch and the way my jaw DROPPED when jerma said "if you did a barbie house---" . i actually cheered when RT won lmao

[@sllimjimsinkhole]

The bathroom being a sticker was genuinely so smart and actually gave me nostalgia

[@faorism]

Same

[@malaizze]

Watching as each player loses points and RT begins to learn how to lie on every specific thing Jerma calls out is priceless. “These are Swiss cheese plants”, “this is strawberry ice cream”

[@SilverWolf_-cj4qn]

Him going last was his biggest benifit

[@beans9288]

this is my first impression of jerma and he seems like a sane and kind individual

[@1AlasBabylon]

The man is a clown. I mean that in the absolute most kind, sincere way. If there was ever a human being on earth that one could call A Clown, it's Jerma. There is no one else like him, and it's kind of magical.

[@Eeugh]

You're so crazy Jerma is just a normal guy to you.

[@derphunk5338]

Clearly you haven’t been unfortunate enough to fall victim to one of Jerma’s rants about “the first sauce.”

[@nakedstatue8517]

I gen don't get the hype around him... He's just a streamer like anyone else...

[@cathackzz]

he is very sane ! don't listen to everyone else 😊

[@rrobucksthehuman9186]

Rt: well, ya see, the broken hinge on the trunk of the car was actually an international feature to prevent the hassle of the closing the trunk every time

[@math9172]

RT... Your sales pitch was insanely good, like ABSURDLY good. And the lies that came out as easily as breathing my god haha, this was crazy. The house itself was obviously really high quality, but the sales pitch really perfected it.

[@seisosimp]

And you know the best thing? Although RT was bullshitting everything as he went, everything he said was 100% facts. You can even look it up. The different colored walls, the stickers, the garage not being part of the set? All real. 😂

[@cthulhuman6162]

Imagine at the other streamers and their viewers watching live & when it’s RT’s turn to give the house tour and the backstory they just think “wow this guy really loves old Barbie playsets”

[@C.V317]

Somehow, RT repeating “I can build a Barbie house,” while smashing walls is very on brand

[@tossboy2643]

He put it in the title that he won, and yet somehow I was just as surprised as he was at the victory. I thought he probably was joking in the title, and the win somehow caught me off guard. You really just never know what you are going to get. Bravo RT :D

[@torylva]

This entire thing reminds me of the time I got the Swedish equivalent of an A+ back in the days. I disagreed strongly with my art teacher about modern art and said that art that requires no skill always just comes down to being able to wordfart the best. She disagreed, so half a year later when we had two months to make our final assignment, I turned it in on the second to last day and it was just a picture of a half-eaten cheese sandwich I had that day, then spent 30 minutes talking about consumerism and degradation of the environment. She loved it.

[@anyahati]

Reminds me of the time my English teacher wanted us to write a postmodernist poem, but the catch was that we could only use, like, the 100 or 200 most used words in the English language - I thought this was stupid for obvious reasons, so my poem was just the word "No" (which was one of the most used words, incidentally). After I stood up and read it in front of the class, I bs'd an explanation about non-conformity and the subversion of expectations in art, ended up getting a 95% on the assignment lol.

[@tommydoez]

The explaination of modern art is pretty much part of the art itself due to literature being an art. With the advent of the modern printing press and the ever increasing availability to make art (even AI art being considered), high quality art can be produced and reproduced in record time (though reproduction can be of low quality) so it'd make sense that to ensure the continuity of art as an elitist (and money laundering) market that modern art has been relying on what it makes the person feel than what is actually looks like.

[@StalwartTirith]

I know the whole "Used stickers in bathroom and kitchen" is a great joke and all, but some of the old ones genuinely did have the sticker backdrop with some appliances shown.

[@FalselyProfound]

Going from Jerma's highlights video to RT's highlights video knocked the absolute wind out of me, and not just because of the Simpsons theme reveal. Hearing 2:12 out of context made me go "oh no the baby in a blender man is doing Cask of Amontillado isn't he" and the truth is somehow WAY funnier

[@kiaz1st]

I think the funniest part of this video is seeing the thumbnail be a barbie house, and watching as RT creates something that is Definitely Not A Barbie House for half of build time. The longer I waited, the more I realised he was going to have to pull some insane shit out of his ass for this to work

[@gorbonator5008]

Cant believe we had Joel, Dougdoug, Rt and Jerma in the same lobby. Thats an allstar lineup right there

[@KillerMeme]

4 different types of crazy

[@alibekzholaman2923]

​@@KillerMemeThe memester insanity, the 100 voices in your head chat insanity, the calculating evil supervillain insanity and the random feral dumpster racoon insanity

[@connor48880]

Let’s not forget Connor, who is in a league all of his own

[@Romanticoutlaw]

"I can just say whatever the fuck I want and no one's gonna know" truer words never spoken

[@unsatisfied_goose]

I remember i watched this from jermas perspective live and then went back and watched RT’s right after. On jermas stream, the house looked spectacular and well put together (i didn’t even notice missing furniture or walls or anything). when i rewatched the stream from RT’s perspective, it was sooooo funny watching him lie through his teeth and use camera angles to his advantage. Well deserved just based on presentation alone 👍

[@Astrid-Palumbo]

Dude rolled a 20 in charisma holy shit i thought this was meticulously planned on jerma's pov

[@ObsidianHunter99]

I just love the sheer contrast between the opening where RT's frantically scrambling around trying to build something and just throwing stuff down everywhere, and compare that to just how calm amd collected he is in the presentation really takes some high tier acting skills tbh