Wii Sports Resort Will Forever Be Mii Childhood

[@RTGame]

I got Covid last week so I wanted to play something fun and nostalgic. With the announcement of Nintendo Switch Sports I thought it'd be a good time to revisit this absolute classic again. Thanks for all the well wishes too guys :)

[@floridaball4896]

Hope you get better soon

[@chrisboyer2195]

@@floridaball4896 ^^^^

[@mrgrievous1233]

Wack covid away with the all powerful Mii resort sword

[@pastamanfilms2525]

You ok now?

[@mccrow4561]

Get well soon!

[@grfrjiglstan]

I love how, over the course of a few holes, John Golf morphed from a middle-aged guy who doesn't really care about golf, to an abusive psycho.

[@FriskyD.]

Flanderization speedrun?

[@Sir_Bucket]

this is Mr Green all over again, but instead of disease we have psycho

[@RTGame]

"I'LL SHOW YOU A PSYCHO"

[@illusoryquixot]

@@RTGame “JOHN, NO! YOU’RE DRUNK!” “OH GOD NO JOHN, YOU CAN’T DRIVE THE CART INTO THE COMMENTATORS!” “JOHN YOU CAN’T DRIVE THE CART ONTO THE HIGHWAY!” “NO JOHN YOU CAN’T KEEP COMMITTING FELONIES!”

[@theneatpenguin7862]

@@illusoryquixot "ILL SHOW YOU A FELONY!"

[@AltheaIsana]

It is absolutely beyond me how nintendo has not yet realised how much people LOVE the Miis. One of the major reason Miitopia is as popular as it is is due to the huge customizations for the Miis

[@cecildesist]

Tomodachi Life on the Switch when

[@AltheaIsana]

@@cecildesist I like your thinking

[@allenbeal2827]

@@cecildesist that would be amazing

[@rainalystre1877]

Agreed. I loved making absolute crimes to the natural order by messing with the eyebrows and the height. That was the best part!

[@Subpar1O1]

I feel like they put the Miis on the Switch to begin with because they feared someone would kill them if they didn't. They don't understand why people like the Wii potato people so much but like hell are they going to fight Nintendo fans

[@CARIPANT]

I love how aggressive that intro is Like he is playing resort out of SPITE

[@ValueNetwork]

John golf would play golf just to spite Nintendo switch sport

[@hhoop3876]

The miis are still in the switch game. It's confirmed later in the trailer

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

yes

[@yustinj.3910]

@@hhoop3876 but they're an option. That's horrible. They should be the only characters, out with those metaverse looking xbox 360 avatars

[@Perces1998]

@Wolfgalaxy I’m really sorry but you sound very picky.

[@Burgertimee]

Von Karma: “for you see John, it was I who hit your ball into the water!” John Golf: “I’LL HIT YOU INTO THE WATER!”

[@johnaudley5353]

RT: Von Karma NO!!! Caddy: Mister Golf NO!!!

[@cowboybarbaryn1302]

John Golf proceeds to beat Von Karma to death with a driver

[@johnaudley5353]

@@cowboybarbaryn1302 Commentator: The sudden eruption of an elevator shaft has disruptively interrupted the game as what appears to be a screaming prosecutor is now holding Mr Golf's caddy at gunpoint. Currently a unexpected strategy from Mr Golf, we will see more development's after the break.

[@sarinabina5487]

THE CROSSOVER WE DIDNT KNOW WE NEEDED

[@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754]

Von Golf otp

[@birdie6359]

John Golf: *pulls out pistol* “I’LL SHOW YOU A HOLE IN ONE”

[@krisnaputramaulidan2843]

I just imagine it's a snubnose .44 magnum revolver

[@TheDetective_1960s]

John Golf: *Points gun in the air and fires* "Birdie" A dove drops form the sky and hits some poor sod in the face

[@HELPIMFALLING_oh_the_number_3]

ill show you a hole in juan

[@pokkiheart]

@@HELPIMFALLING_oh_the_number_3 Juan? Wait... "IT WAS I WHO FRAMED MATT ENGARDE" "JOHN GOLF NO!"

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

"A HOLE IN ONE DEAD CADDY"

[@theflickchick9850]

I love how John Golf started as just a sad depressed guy and turned into an alcoholic dad and then finally became a violent man with clear PTSD who wields a gun on a gold course.

[@TheHutchy01]

I'm pretty sure John Golf is I Want Die before he gave up and started wishing for his end.

[@creeper4481]

John Golf: The Origin of I Want Die

[@roastedbeanz149]

In my head canon, I Want Die is John Golfs last caddie who survived, but ever since he’s been scared by it. He still hears the yelling of “ILL SHOW YOU…” in his head, and the constant demands for more Jägerbomber. One day he finally snapped and can only communicate through yelling, as a release of the pressurised trauma he’s experienced. As a last ditch effort to find happiness in his life, he travels to miitopia were he finds his meaning in life, killing god.

[@tathnousoxide9707]

I bet john golf was also the cold frosty dude from powerwashing sim

[@interrexclamacion]

John Golf is the backstory to Magical John

[@d_mon9631]

oh god I was not ready for rtgame lore

[@johnaudley5353]

@@interrexclamacion and Von Karma was the cause of this event you naive fools. It aloud him to get the planing permission for the chemical factory.

[@Jr837_]

Headcanon: John Golf is friends with the Frosty Dad

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

I love how wii sports has actual characters with somewhat of an implied backstory Because you have Matt, the champion in most combat related sports like boxing and swordplay, and even being a coach in the training modes, but he’s also tried out Tennis, being not as good at that sport, putting him at a lower difficulty

[@dfquartzidn6151]

This makes me want a crossover between Miitopia and Wii Sports Resort

[@FatCatCooper]

Matt lives a happy and healthy Life

[@AmazingJuniorBros]

I watched a wii sports out of bounds videos recently, and in the training area for matt, theres posters from newspapers of him with hair about things he achieved in boxing, quite cool tbh

[@silversonome5360]

There's also Ryan, who's always the starting enemy at every combat-based sport, and whose expression and build remind me a lot of a more disheveled, more depressed Glass Joe from Punch Out

[@FatCatCooper]

@@silversonome5360 nah Ryan's just trying to find some new hobbies

[@DoomMage]

Wii Sports Resorts is THE most nostalgic game for me. One of the most memorable Wii games

[@Togi.]

Same. Not just the most memorable wii game for me, the most memorable game of all time.

[@magictriangle6878]

Honestly. The smile I had watching sword fighting again was painful cuz it was so big

[@thatpersonsmusic]

It was wii fit plus for me, rhythm parade and island cycling

[@Anreii]

Though I think the nostalgia of turning into a snowball and failing Wii fit skiing is the most memorable thing of all Btw when you played ping pong did you ever get those miis who fought with a slipper instead?

[@SmoreBender]

my biggest nostalgia was waking up with my dad and looking at the weather report on the wii. actually great memories on that one rectangular device

[@MEW-hn2dn]

RT: makes jokes about often roleplaying as an abusive father RT five minutes later: is roleplaying as an abusive father

[@ABC218_]

Rip John Golf, may he rest in peace. He really did show us alcohol poisoning.

[@boomblade1019]

I’LL SHOW YOU ALCOHOL POISONING

[@JackPoppy]

John Golf is very much alive: He's in his mid 50s and he lives in Tampa.

[@randomscb-40charger78]

@@JackPoppy He'll be in Miami in 2028....when Brightline finally starts service there and goes "I'll show you true high-speed rail!" Causing a major accident as a result of consuming far more alcohol than he ever has in his life.

[@turretboi]

@@JackPoppy fucc i gotta run

[@bobdaguy7707]

Interesting fact about bowling for anyone who didn’t know: the split that RT got on his first shot at 4:40 is actually harder to make than a 7-10. I always called it a Greek church, although I’m not sure if there is actually a proper name for it. I’m gonna stop talking now because I don’t know how interested people would be with something about bowling.

[@shakerleveledup7345]

That is a interesting fact. Thank you for sharing

[@sirpsychosussy]

Great name for it as well, I'll start calling it a Greek church

[@etoinedevries7583]

I've been bowling for years, never knew that fact, thanks

[@deadersurvival4716]

The formation at 4:40 is called a "Big Five" split. There actually is a Greek Church split, which is the 4, 6, 7, (8 for left handers or 9 for right handers), and 10 pins.

[@rayanmbadiwe2133]

The only reason I remember what a Greek Church is is that it has only been converted 3 times in a tournament, and some 20-year old I can't name recently did.

[@FroggyBoots]

The John Golf commentary is honestly the best thing I've ever heard.

[@TheYouTubeFox]

And john golf is pulling out a pistol on his caddy.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

lol

[@chalkwarrior5542]

he has the von karma voice i think

[@boomblade1019]

I’LL SHOW YOU THE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD

[@MovieMaker1040]

I was laughing so hard I was crying.

[@d_mon9631]

I love how it always says "stop" in the middle of your wildly violent combos like the miis are asking you to stop so desperately that they *violate the rules of the medium* to get their message across

[@scaraptor2106]

May we all salute I Want Die, who, despite living a life of achievement, never managed to actually die

[@jakejennings6534]

I Want Die was given immortality by God out of spite

[@iasomnium919]

Maybe the true die was the friends we met along the way.

[@scaraptor2106]

@@iasomnium919 well said, well said

[@randomscb-40charger78]

Actually, according to the RT universe, I Want Die, when first introduced, was very suicidal at the time, but over time, after many adventures, he no longer wants to die.

[@grumpysphinx4911]

He actually just wants multiple dice for his tabletop games, and all his adventures have been in search of them

[@dirtburger2773]

not to over analyze a funny haha bit, but I really like the "bad dad and his unloved children" dynamic because, as a content creator, RT has to strike the delicate balance of maintaining some form of bond with his supporters whilst simultaneously keeping the parasocial barrier between content creator and audience intact. and what's a bond a person can have that is both distant and one-sided, yet familiar enough to be vaguely affectionate? *bad dad!*

[@DorkyDogBoy]

the way he does it is just making it obvious its a joke

[@dharmallars]

@@DorkyDogBoy yeah obviously it’s a joke. Nobody out there actually thinks he’s their father.

[@randomscb-40charger78]

@@dharmallars Maybe in Wattpad fanfics...

[@appointmenteer]

oh my god i actually really like this idea! i doubt its at all intentional but its v interesting how it works out like that

[@cosmic7336]

about the "give the children a margarita" thing - my parents always tell the story of a kid in their block who got caught smoking a cigarette at age, like, 13, and his dad made him smoke a massive fucking cigar to scare him away from ever smoking again. apparently it succeeded

[@idontneedaname318]

Same vibes as making your kid drink straight vodka

[@blackore64]

That was also like a classic Donald Duck cartoon

[@griffindrucker5712]

My dad basically did that to me once with alcohol. I don’t remember what it was, but I do know that it was extremely strong. I’m sure I could ask my parents what it was, but I’m too lazy. But yea, they didn’t catch me drinking, we just took a tour of a brewery (which was really cool btw), and at the end we could order drinks, including alcohol and root beer they made on site. My dad ordered something very strong, asked if I wanted some, I said yes. I have never tasted something so foul in my life, and my family was laughing so hard at my reaction. Admittedly, I bet it was pretty funny. That sort of thing happened probably 3 times between the ages of about 8 to 13. I asked my parents about it many years later, and they said they did that for the sole reason of trying to make sure I didn’t want to start drinking when I was underage. Also because it was funny

[@alexsiemers7898]

I remember my grandpa giving my brother chocolate wine when he was 12 or something, telling him it was chocolate milk, and he was wondering why it tasted so bad

[@Zander2212]

Reminds me of my first drink. I never drank underage, but we took a family trip to Ireland, where I was legal. My first ever drink was Irish Whiskey at the end of a distillery tour. I can count on one hand the number of times I've drank something other than hard cider, and this is why.

[@CarterAnthonyC]

the bit about Mr. Golfs son referring to him as Mr. Golf in a moment of terror actually had me spit my water out on myself

[@mightykingwario]

Reminder to everyone watching this in the future that this stream was supposed to just be a Just Chatting stream talking about a few things that happened and out of nowhere RT pulls out Wii Sports Resort without warning.

[@earthisadonut7213]

I can't wait for John Golf to be a recurring character in this community Edit: "John Golf seems to have pulled out a shotgun from a secret gun compartment and is now threatening his caddy." said the golf commentator calmly.

[@cosmicdunsparce]

I wonder how related John golf is to Magical Jon from Scribblenauts

[@johnaudley5353]

@@cosmicdunsparce They are connected one way or another...

[@flarnador]

@@cosmicdunsparce Jon is what happens when John is sober too long

[@Jr837_]

John Golf is Magical John's dad

[@boomblade1019]

I’LL SHOW YOU A RECURRING CHARACTER IN THIS COMMUNITY

[@matthewmccormack1291]

The John Golf segment was the funniest thing RT has ever made

[@boomblade1019]

I’LL SHOW YOU THE FUNNIEST SEGMENT RT HAS EVER MADE

[@Penguinmanereikel]

I love the new John Golf character that we’ve created today. Would’ve been a great character for Miitopia

[@boomblade1019]

I’LL SHOW YOU A GREAT CHARACTER FIR MIITOPIA

[@hollowwolf5990]

Nn

[@hollowwolf5990]

Ioo un ouiii oiuliuihiuio Nnn ça

[@samboi123]

Yes

[@Twinklethefox9022]

That's why I turned him into a mii

[@savortherobot9709]

RT swinging as hard as he can and the game just saying “STOP” is so funny.

[@johnaudley5353]

I can not stop laughing, I hope John Golf is a frequent character like Von karma from now on.

[@Jr837_]

Yeah, like Magical John or I Want Die lol

[@tristanharrison5692]

ill show you a frequent character

[@HazeEmry]

Considering Dan as a dad is recurring, he can delegate it to John Golf now

[@moonrocks-19]

@@Jr837_ i like to believe john golf and magical john are related

[@Jr837_]

@@moonrocks-19 headcanon: father and son

[@marianayumi7167]

I love how you can tell RT's gesticulating as he speaks from the slight movements in the Mii’s hands

[@lobstercat]

The next Wii Sports game will include a mode where you sit in the hospital after having half of your bones turned to dust by some dude who's really good at boxing.

[@splattyfatty]

And the spectators with you after getting their arms ripped off by some lad named "John Golf"

[@uhohmemebiggestboy212]

Thank you RT I saw someone else talk about the new "miis" and people who clearly have only ever owned a switch were like "what it's way better than the beans with floating balls for hands" a better model is not a better thing miis are not a thing to be upgraded you don't upgrade perfect

[@cadence_2463]

The jank is the best part of the mii

[@drawnwithlove3499]

I've only had a wii for about 2-3 days, and I agree. The jankiness of miis is the best part. The don't have to look cute or beautifully appealing, miis are unique in that they're imperfect. The new miis would blend into a crowd, while a classic mii is distinctive and memorable. Long story short. Miis are perfect because they aren't perfect

[@kurasakage7736]

I mean, I owned a wii for years and I like the beans. I mean, I really like the miis, but the beans are cute too

[@yuarentlucky]

​@@drawnwithlove3499Miis ARE cute, how dare you.

[@yuarentlucky]

How does one obtain a working wii system in 2023. :(

[@lynx4082]

John Golf just sounds like Von Karma washed up and spending his retirement golfing after Phoenix used a Bird and a Metal detector to ruin his life

[@charlieflight6124]

John is von karma's father. Make it canon

[@royalpeachess2295]

Glad I wasn't the only one that thought this 😅

[@likeapro4242]

Why is this so accurate tho?

[@Bowling4986]

VON KARMA NO!

[@yuarentlucky]

@@charlieflight6124 Jon Karma.

[@Slicey56]

0:30 sword duel 4:02 bowling 10:07 golf 18:46 table tennis 19:45 water skiing 20:38 frisbee 21:38 biking 22:13 airplane 22:46 basketball 23:14 archery 23:55 canoeing 24:42 skydiving

[@vulcanisvault]

“I’ll show you golf”

[@galaxycat9966]

I read that while I was on golf and I thought you were meme-ing

[@Windcry0211]

I hope I Want Die never dies so this series never goes.

[@TheStickCollector]

Bit of a paradox, don't you think?

[@thatoneswordguy]

@@TheStickCollector less a paradox, more a cruel denial of his one desire

[@Iexcon]

@@thatoneswordguy I want die will never die because if I want die dies I die

[@Jr837_]

His pain is our entertainment

[@neonbunnies9596]

13:48 John Golf is the kind of man who would bring a chainsaw to a golfing tournament.

[@boomblade1019]

I’LL SHOW YOU BRINGING A CHAINSAW TO A GOLF TOURNAMENT

[@pickledapple6267]

No idea how someone can make my sides hurt from laughter when watching Wii Sports Resort not once, but twice. The surfing one in particular got me. Loved this game as a kid, it's mad that it came out when I was 9. I remember wishing that it was a real island so I could visit it because it just looked so nice. Aside from the constant threat of an active volcano.

[@moproodu]

I'LL SHOW YOU HURT SIDES

[@pickledapple6267]

@@moproodu not sure how threatened I should feel, reading that at 1am

[@garfieldunderpants9914]

@@pickledapple6267 very

[@ashtonisvibing4763]

@@moproodu JOHN GOLF, NO, YOU CAN'T HIT THE CIVILIANS-!

[@mokeymale8350]

John Golf is especially funny for me since I met him once. I worked at the course and he had a shotgun in his golf bag. He fired it in rage when he missed a putt and the police arrested him

[@gloomyChaos]

My God, i remember the Christmas our parents got us a wii and that game with two nunchuks. Brings back so many happy memories of me often times *annihilating* my family in all the games haha Didn't know they made a remake tho, surprised they did tbh Also, putting Megalovania when Matt showed up was comedy gold and only appropriate

[@efrainsantiago2181]

iirc, there's a video he did a while back where he played the normal wii sports and played boxing until he beat Matt, he played Megalovania at some point then too so it's actually a recurring joke

[@ToastyMozart]

I like how RT's swordsmanship causes the sound effects to sound like that japanese drum rhythm that plays whenever Goemon or whoever does some samurai stuff.

[@janlohndorf9665]

I was also mad dissapointed the Miis werent shown first in the annoucement, but when the live gameplay was shown with the miis, oh man was a I runnin to my wallet!

[@countcain]

I think Nintendo already knew we would riot if we weren‘t allowed to also use Miis. I‘m surprised they still tried to make us like new characters though.

[@edmartinez925]

That's what I've been thinking too.

[@MrPine4pple]

@@countcain the new models and designs are clearly meant to appeal to a different demographic, that will probably see these miis as their personal choice of mii thanks to the fact that they grew up with them. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug

[@TealFirefox4387]

The John Golf comentating is literally THE FUNNIEST SHIT ive ever heard. As it progresed i kept laughing harder and last thing i heard before i had to pause because i was laughing so hard and uncontrollably was how the Caby got hit from 40 feet away. Its at this point i pause the video and because my Asthma kicks in and its getting hard to breathe and a little while after i start blacking out a teeny bit. Only one other thing put me in such a situation before but this was funnier of the 2.

[@StickMaster500]

I hope I have a Dad as loving and respectful as John Golf

[@penguin6385]

I love how we saw John Golf being fleshed out. At first he was a food father who could give less of a rats ass for the tournament. Eventually he developed drinking habits after failing to make the hole numerous times. Turning him into a belligerent father who takes his anger out on his caddy instead of his son. Notice how he gave his son tequila to encourage rather than punish. John Golf is a lousy golfer and a horrible partner. However, he is trying his best to be a good father. TL;DR John Golf is constantly a good father despite his drinking problems and anger issues

[@nordicdreki2068]

I remember playing this game as a kid with my dad and flying a plane into the volcano because we could. Bowling was a lot of fun as well as the fighting ones. Always nice to take a nostalgic journey like this with RT going on about substance abuse

[@TyphoonSignal10]

John Golf was incredible. The commentary almost had me crying with laughter.

[@cupcakke6056]

RT seems even more unhinged in this video, and I love it

[@danthewolf1997]

John Golf is so abusive because he grew up with the pressure of being the son of Vanderbilt Wilhelm Golf, the inventor of golf.

[@vaspeter2600]

The boxing commentators are secretly vampires. Their initiation ritual involves capturing a freshly minted golf commentator and draining enough of their life force to leave them apathetic for life.

[@Generlc_Human]

Narrator of Wii Sports gets home: "Honey! I'm home!" **starts to uncontrollably say 'Nice Shot'** **heads to his bedroom only to see his wife getting nailed by John Golf**

[@Demonch1]

GETTING WHAT BY WHO

[@jam_plays_games]

ILL SHOW YOU A NICE SHOT

[@321gofast7]

"Hole in one!"

[@gadygadygssg422]

Honey you gonna love it here.

[@silversonome5360]

"Honey, it's not what it looks like!" "I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"

[@Cherry-vg4bp]

this entire stream was like the highlight of my month, GOD it was so fun and relaxing and nostalgic to watch

[@katiekatecat]

14:02 as someone who loves golf and watches it every single weekend I was CRYING laughing at this section it's so accurate lol

[@jesucristocomentador9555]

The I want die arc never seems to end but a one question remains unanswered: _Why he wants die?_

[@EverTheFractal]

I mean, have you looked at him?

[@quantumblur_3145]

Have you _seen_ his face???

[@jesucristocomentador9555]

Yes i have And i find him handsome

[@croquemaster314]

@@jesucristocomentador9555 I want die simps is something I’ve never considered in the 21 years of my life and I wish I could go back to that state of ignorance

[@tathnousoxide9707]

It's the "Does Bruno Mars is gay?" of the RTGame Universe

[@schmiidd]

Yes i am on the verge of tears watching this. I've been watching your content both on youtube and twitch for a while now and seeing this just made me realise how long i've been watching you. I struggle falling asleep and often use your content to do that, not in a "your content is super boring" kind of way, but in a "you help me calm down and listening to you ramble is a nice way to end my evening." As someone who's been struggling recently, thanks for doing what you enjoy. keep on making great content.

[@Monochrome2004]

4:06 reminds me of when one of my aunts came over and i was playing pacman party on the wii and my mom and aunt started talking about the traditional pacman game and i was like "you kno you can actually play it here right" and they were like "what really?" the amount of joy they had for the few half hour as they took turns playing it is just engrained my memory

[@appointmenteer]

oh thats so sweet i love that

[@jelm4315]

Trying to watch this past silent hours in my house is near on impossible. How am I supposed to contain my laughter as RT voices an entire cast of people surrounding the career of John Golf?!

[@appointmenteer]

john golf is amazing but my absolute favorite part of this video is at 8:57 when dan tries to do the toad voice, produces a noise like a dying congested goose, and then laughs for 10 straight seconds. perfection

[@guyanomaly]

ÆNNNGGGHHH

[@chalkwarrior5542]

I have never stimmed so hard in my life I don't think, seeing the second-ever RTGame video I ever watched get a sequel like this where he finally faces Matt in swordplay. Three years going strong. I wish RT a good recovery, and here's to Wii Sports Resort and the return of I Want Die in his natural habitat. While I'm making a sappy comment, I guess I'll make it more sappy. I've watched RT's videos since 2018, and the Wii Music video was the first I ever saw. Clicking on that video was an accident- I thought it was made by someone I was already watching- but boy it's an accident I'll never regret. I have fond memories of hanging out in the Discord, and a particularly vivid memory of being in a Minecraft live-stream chat anxious about getting a flu shot (I hate needles) when I wrote a message about that and sent it, and RT saw it and said he was uneasy around needles too. That year, and for that year alone, I was rather calm getting my flu shot. I know it was just another person in the live chat to him, but to me, one of my best memories from 2019 (which was a very traumatic year for me). 2020 and 2021 were really rough years for me, too, what with losing my cat and covid lasting longer than we could ever imagine, and these videos helped me feel something in some moments where it was either I felt nothing or only despair. My mom loves this channel (she knows him as the funny Irish guy who made a plague), and honestly I wouldn't be where I am now without it. There's a lot of things I can attribute to making me who I am, but this is one of the smaller, but still oh-so-cherished ones. Overall, thank you RT, and thank you to everyone in this community who's been kind and made great jokes in the chat and comments all these years. wow this is so sappy and I've edited it like 8 times lmao

[@EtamirTheDemiDeer]

We thrive on sap here

[@BlockyBookworm]

sap

[@HazeEmry]

We all have to get the sap out of our systems sometimes. The murder and abuse can always wait a bit longer 💕

[@appointmenteer]

hell yeah!! thats amazing ❤️ very happy rts been such a comfort for you, hes been that for me too hope we can get more wii sports resort sometime soon

[@giovannieich7487]

This has to be one of my favorite videos of yours, not only - but mostly - because of John Golf.

[@katsucandy]

john golf really stole the show tbh. may he rest in wii

[@zombie_hunter3456]

“You walked all over him like his name suggests” - Some legend in Twitch chat

[@breakinggreens]

I'm glad John Golf has friends, I mean he's going to the bar but he's stopped drinking. Or maybe he works there and that's where he'll make the margaritas for his son.

[@shannonjones9455]

I’ve just got a mental image of John golf stumbling around the corse. Randomly pulling a bottle of whatever out taking a swig hitting his caddy and saying he took the shoot and to leave him be

[@Roxas671]

Your golf commentary at 15:00 had me in tears. Absolutely needs to be animated!

[@Zigzorark]

John Golf attacking random people is strangely soothing to listen to while writing

[@WhopsInc.]

Don't worry Dan, you can still play as Miis in Nintendo Switch Sports... as well as a squirrel. Don't ask.

[@koboldking2218]

I recently went bowling irl with my friends, and when one of us threw the ball backwards, we actually did the audience spin

[@thecatinthefedora1201]

Feel better soon RT! We all love you, and are sending our well wishes. Take all the time you need to make a full recovery

[@shadypigeon4327]

When RT was talking about his fear of the bowling ball taking him with it down the lane I laughed because that happened to me when I was like- 10. It was too slippery to move so my dad had to come and fire-man carry me off It's a core memory that I remember with fondness :)

[@MultiBattleblader]

Damn, what a throwback, literally found your channel because of killing miis for sport in wii sport resort

[@reverendroar]

The whole ‘John Golf’ segment made me laugh so much my grin ached for hours especially the commentary. Now that is commentary!

[@andrew5803]

RT, I hope you realise you have somehow managed to make a completely new character more meme worthy than I Want Die through the power of a drunken Irish Golfer called John Green. It writes itself mate.

[@dewydewback]

I nearly choked on my food when RT started doing golf commentary on John Golf

[@boomblade1019]

I’LL SHOW YOU CHOKING ON MY FOOD

[@TheStickCollector]

Yes The tale of John Golf needs to live on forever

[@TommoExists]

The Person signing in John Golf "Mr Golf, Is that a shotgun in your bag ?" John Golf "Ah Nah that's just a special club don't you worry about it, perfectly legal" *sweating profusely* "first door on your left"

[@royal-royel]

Kirbo has always loved your content, keep doing what your doing RT!

[@AdamHolland-Adz]

Island flyover was always my favourite game. Felt so good to just fly right over people's heads in my very own plane, give tours to friends in 2 plane mode, find all the secret points, and just be recognized by the Miis of the island as the best Mii. Good times.

[@banishedpest115]

Put it on my CV how I conducted an efficient survey of the entire island to find the final I point after what mustve been a hundred hours looking for it as a kid. Got to 79 out of 80 again as an adult and thought I was gonna lose my mind but I got it XD

[@zebraknight1]

The first video game I ever played. Dominated at bowling, and was significantly disappointed when I tried real life bowling

[@DavidCornell1]

This was super fun, but I also feel obligated to tell RT that you’re supposed to shake the controller when you jump in wakeboarding, you get way more points way more quickly

[@cheukyin699]

I feel like John Golf and Gary Chess would be fast friends.

[@johnaudley5353]

Who is Gary Chess???

[@terminusv3543]

@@johnaudley5353 Holy hell

[@johnaudley5353]

@@terminusv3543 still don't know who he is.

[@tobyhanke3274]

This is the most I've laughed over the course of a video, especially during the John Golf arc; I've heard of the channel before but I've never had the chance to watch. Glad something finally popped up in my recommended!! Easy subscription.

[@purplebatdragon]

I like how Matt gets a purple sword, very nice detail.

[@royal-royel]

During bowling, dad came back and continued his journey to drink as many cold frosty's while disregarding his child as possible

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

7:15 I love how hes gesturing, but because hes holding the Wiimote, it's picking it up and translating it to the game LUL

[@FailcopterWes]

The John Golf arc had me laughing far harder than I thought I could at the moment.

[@M4SKED2001]

Matt will forever live on in our hearts as the most deadly Mii when the new game comes

[@rominkivela9351]

This is like the 10th time I’m watching this and somehow John Golf always hits me harder every time. I also see how that may be a poor choice of words… “I’LL SHOW YOU A HARD HIT!” “Mr. Golf, NO!”

[@thornwall6303]

15:33 omg I sent that message in chat! I honestly didn't expect RT to see it, I was honestly freaking out a bit when he did lol

[@aidanfarnan4683]

This went from a cute nostalgia trip to role-playing the worlds most angry golfer in no time flat.

[@CeHee123]

0:13 They are still in the game. But anyway I still can't believe they're actually bringing back Wii Sports. And I see RT is playing swordplay the exact same way I used to play it.

[@_____________a_a]

Yeah Nintendo really seems to be trying to burry them

[@shrill745]

15:12 - John Golf can't get the ball in the hole, but has deadly precision when it comes to concussions

[@Optix149]

I never knew you could fly to that island and now my inner child is full of rage cause I spent many hours of my life desperately trying to find those last bubbles

[@oaktoaster8599]

I don't know why but the visual Image of RT just getting flung across the bowling alley because he didn't let go of the bowling ball is just too funny to think about.

[@OrangeDied]

TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 funi intro 0:30 swordfight 3:53 bowling 10:07 john golf 18:42 table tennis 19:44 wakeboarding 20:35 frisbee 21:37 cycling 22:13 airplane 22:45 basketball 23:14 archery 22:54 canoeing 21:41 skydiving 25:37 outro

[@thebigtoad]

I remember fighting matt in my youth and actually having to use 100% of my brain for once Wii sports has the Best memories

[@Crazy56U]

RT went from roleplaying as an abusive father to roleplaying as an abusive golfer. Wii Sports Resort is a magical game.

[@dhampir_days]

I think this is the stream where RT finally went insane. he's talking to himself as John Golf. we just need a mii.

[@the_kraken6549]

1:57 and starring Matt Mii as Mace Windu. They even gave him a purple sword come on.

[@JBRedux]

I like to imagine that this iteration of I want die has been training on Wuhu Island every day since the original stream in October 2018, waiting. Waiting for his chance to shine again. And it finally came.

[@carmymarm]

13:03 even when rt's playing a character it's still an abusive father

[@matthewboire6843]

That fine

[@wallywallace2184]

I loved Wii sports resort. Last night I watched an iceberg video on it and I guess there's ways to unlock different things in each minigame. Like using a slipper in table tennis, or getting samurai armor for your mii or a purple sword in sword fighting. Edit: love the Megalovania in the final boss of swordplay.

[@mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991]

Oh God I've missed the miis so much

[@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs]

I love the personalities that some characters get, jhonn golf is absolutely great, i love that.

[@Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan]

7:56 me and my family sometimes called Root beer "Kid Beer" and joke about drinking it and getting "crunk"

[@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD]

15:05 John Golf would be the guy to deliberately hit a ball into the grandstands at point blank with a Driver, and proceed to bludgeon the survivors with the remaining clubs in his bag.