We Baked a Cake That Wants To Die

[@RTGame]

Don't make cake, don't make our mistake We had some audio trouble streaming this, so apologies if I sound robotic at parts! This was too good a stream not to share. Check out my friend Josie's channel here, she's a good baker promise www.twitch.tv/cakejumper

[@walnutalpaca8608]

Hi

[@Noooooone]

She just went live, as well.

[@bigfootsreal2829]

Wow

[@Bootysmoothie]

You may not be terribly comfortable being yourself on camera but you certainly look like you're enjoying every second of it. Boi looks good on camera , don't tell yourself anything else.

[@walnutalpaca8608]

@@Bootysmoothie wholesome

[@seventyleven]

I just got back from a vacation visiting family up in Maine about a month or so ago. While we were there we stopped at a candy shop whose main attraction is “Lenny the chocolate moose”, a life-sized moose sculpted from chocolate. I like to think that at night Lenny comes to life, Night at the Museum style, and does nothing but scream in agony for eight consecutive hours.

[@QTheRabbit]

What was the name of the shop? I live in Maine and need to see Lenny.

[@KitsonHeart]

Don't leave us in suspense! What was the shop's name?

[@masterb2130]

@@QTheRabbit I checked and apparently the name of the shop is Len Libby Candies

[@hannahfbr]

there's a big bull in a shopping centre ive been to and as log as ive remembered it's been covered in jelly beans

[@homemadefilms5718]

That place is so cool but I wonder how the moose never melts…

[@hunterferrell6636]

Rt takes pride in not many things, but God forbid you ever forget that he was called the drift king in college

[@cheese4870]

Yeah, exactly, he doesnt mention it that much though...

[@magicalgh0st]

@@cheese4870 Yeah, I never knew until just right now, right this very minute, this precise moment, thank you, thank you dearly, Im not sure i would have found out otherwise, you do learn somethin new everyday xxx

[@lawrup]

RT Gaming i know your reading this comment and there is no way in hell that I'm subbing to you when that money can go in to St Jude's Cancer hospital

[@sashimiroll5055]

You know, they called him the “Drift King” in college.

[@dontevenlookatme1]

drift daddy

[@andreteapot5758]

Daniel standing up and being comically tall is like something out of a cartoon

[@Estesujeto_en_youtube]

To be honest he does have a lot of tall thin guy energy

[@kinesin8221]

@@Estesujeto_en_youtube oh god he does doesn't he

[@crackedemerald4930]

Actual spire

[@thepopgroup3366]

he reminds me of the guy from ratatouille

[@jiyanrazon]

He gives the Bo Burnham impression where you don't really expect how tall he actually is since he's solo most of the time when performing/recording.

[@cakejumper]

We tried so hard, rest in peace Compost 😭

[@ninjaamber]

Compost will always haunt your dreams

[@noxturne16]

@@ninjaamber compost will haunt your hearts

[@FlareStorms]

@@noxturne16 compost will haunt your hopes

[@RTGame]

at least his corpse was delicious

[@oncreativemode5486]

@@RTGame and so was his insides

[@daandanx]

"Mom, let's bake Gilbert!!" "No honey, let's instead bake a satanic caterpillar."

[@robottoucaninc.6752]

bake gilbert into the satanic caterpillar

[@misteriousgamr]

Baking Gilbert would just burn your house down. I don't care if Gilbert burns, I don't want my whole house in ashes

[@robottoucaninc.6752]

@@misteriousgamr put gilbert in the volcano then

[@PuertoRicanSauce]

@@robottoucaninc.6752 but that’ll make the volcano erupt. I don’t care if Gilbert is destroyed, but I don’t want to see this world covered in ashes

[@l-DrFizz-l]

@@robottoucaninc.6752 with john? Thats too cruel

[@dylanlutchman5094]

rt walking in to a woman's house in a 3 piece suit holding a stuffed baby gives me serious serial killer vibes

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

agent 47, when he’s not dressed up as a clown

[@Sam-Cain]

Little did RT know, *HE* was Magical John all along!

[@SgtKOnyx]

There's a reason for that

[@hazeltree7738]

@@TheOneWhoHasABadName Agent 47 walks into a house wearing a three-piece suit, throws a teddy bear at someone, leaves, turns out the teddy bear can explode

[@dylanhodgson7605]

could be worse he could have been in a 4 piece suit

[@dylanwarner7009]

This stream in a nutshell: Josie: Daniel no! RT: DANIEL YES!

[@FlareStorms]

von karma no!

[@Nikapocalypse]

*Flashbacks to Kevin's Baking Bad* "Kevin no!"

[@foze5698]

Tfs reference?

[@FirstPassOfficial]

Daniel: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

[@Id_k_]

*YES*

[@TheEngieTF2]

"The cake did not ask to be brought into this world, and honestly we should have listened" *You never listen to any warnings anyone gives you*

[@sealessseadog2735]

"nooo his ribs fell out!" *"don't worry we will just stick them back together"*

[@MrReich1918]

"Don't worry ribs grow back"

[@sealessseadog2735]

@@MrReich1918 **walks away from the patient to talk to his pet bird** "no they don't"

[@leyspun]

things you don't want your surgeon to say

[@Hubcat_]

I haven't watched the video yet, and I'm left to wonder why there are ribs in a cake

[@Freshest_Water]

@@Hubcat_ same

[@nathanos_gaming3094]

Welcome to Dan's burgers and morgue, where yesterday's grief is today's beef.

[@strogonoffcore]

oh my *god*

[@blacksmeim8791]

Stop.

[@strogonoffcore]

@@blacksmeim8791 Hammer time. gotta smoothen the beefs somehow~

[@xaviorshideout]

*recoils in fear of keeping breakfast down*

[@anidiot1012]

Second only to that pizza abortion clinic *Your Loss is our Sauce!*

[@wickedraptor2651]

"What age is he?" "I can't remember" damn didn't realise RT had something in common with my own parents

[@BuglordSupreme]

"In an ideal world, Gilbert would be dead" -Daniel, suddenly having a lot in common with my mother

[@noodlelynoodle.]

I can't even remember how old I am half the time, I would be an awful parent and I was like 8 by the time my mom was my age lmfao

[@kiencancap]

I like the idea of Daniel breaking into random people's houses in a full suit asking for beans to satiate chat.

[@knight2_1]

6:16 It’s one thing hearing Magical John’s voice, but it’s another thing when seeing Dan’s face doing the Magical John voice.

[@Worm_Void]

UNCOMFORTABLE. U N C A N N Y .

[@pinkpeppers5580]

The fact that he moves his eyebrows along with it and has his eyes open so far makes it so much worse 😂

[@StickMaster500]

The reason why Compost the Caterpillar Cake comes from the depths of Hell is because it contains Gilbert’s flesh and heartless soul within it’s chocolatey goodness which is also why Gilbert is an Imp in the Miitopia playthrough

[@laurendyer2838]

Good to see you again buddy

[@MartinPurathur]

LORE

[@donutdownpour6959]

the lore...

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

Comes from the depths of hell! That's why it's cooked so well.

[@exi_m7074]

Well that’s quite the lore.

[@daandanx]

"Mom let's use this video tutorial to bake a cake!!" "No honey, don't watch that..."

[@MyNameIsNotSmith]

"Don't watch that RT guy! I here he puts baby's in blenders!"

[@MyNameIsNotSmith]

@Joshua Mills NOT THE BLENDER

[@hazeltree7738]

@Joshua Mills Not if you blend them early enough they don't :)

[@thag_simmons]

Depending on what your caterpillars eat and the amount you use, a cake made with actual caterpillars could range from merely gross to lethally toxic.

[@9MoonWolf]

How fitting for RT

[@tiberseptim8330]

Thanks I hate it

[@youtubepleb]

For the first two minutes everyone in chat’s just spamming ‘BAKE THE BABY’ and ‘BEANZ’ over and over. That’s how you can tell the video’s gonna be a good one.

[@jonludwig1632]

I mean tbh that's your average friday in cake's chat.

[@233Deadman]

The Great Irish Bake Off seems more entertaining than the british one.

[@kukui79]

Have you ever seen the episode with the Derry Girls cast? It definitely supports your theory.

[@Varg390]

This is the first time and probably the last time RT will take care of Gilbert, sad and good.

[@solar6063]

Yeah, sad rt fell so low

[@swash2759]

The fact that you have an xbox 360 pfp makes me want to start crying of nostalgia

[@thevoidlord1796]

Josie: "what age is Gilbert" RT: "i don't remember" Josie: "good enough" *hands him a flask*

[@Aluminum.K]

Someone in chat said "Keep it pg oh my god" at 22:08 and it's like Have you ever watched anything rt does It either involves massacring a crowd of innocents in a bank or annihilating an entire town with a volcano of shit and that's the least extreme it gets

[@MrYago-xd7um]

None of that involved naughty language. Thus Sheila Broflovski approved.

[@NorthEevee]

Damn, I never realized how lanky Daniel was. He's like the opposite of Jerma.

[@Brian-qg2qw]

I always thought Daniel was like his weird cousin from a far away country.

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

Daniel is the absolute definition of lanky. ☕

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

Compact streamer vs extended streamer

[@idontneedaname318]

@@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME you get it

[@ekman2095]

He reminds me of Lamar because of the lenkyness

[@WineGuyDionysus]

Oh god, just seeing this in my sub box, I instantly think “oh my god this is gonna be almost as cursed as magical john”

[@jasonkeith2832]

Lanky vs tanky.

[@bleddynwolf8463]

yo

[@mitochondria6247]

I concur, my fellow osp connoisseur

[@helplmchoking]

Well Magical John can rest easy (far, far away from me hopefully) knowing there's something even more cursed than he is. That's really the only upside to Dan's fancy custom controller, everything else is terrifying

[@amemesiella]

whoever edited this video thank you for highlighting cakejumper’s priceless expressions

[@HabetVI]

RT: "oh the chocolate is hiding the mistakes, we can save him!" Compost: "why have my creators forsaken me? Brought into this world only to suffer?"

[@ayoxe]

I’ve never really understood how tall RT is until now.

[@syahrezadifachri5121]

And since he's shorter than kevin, kevin must be a giant

[@clowntown3]

​@@syahrezadifachri5121Kevin's not actually too tall, not to me at least and i got a picture with him awhile ago

[@megadude967]

Video: Requires RT to do literally anything on camera RT: *Fetch me my suit!!*

[@dustyode1520]

“Where is my Streamer Suit?” “What?”

[@casualwoomy]

It doesn’t matter how it turns out, because it will always be miles ahead of whatever I could make

[@aymuhspunj]

Just follow the recipe to the letter. Watch a youtube video on it if instructions are a bit unclear. Honestly wish there were hour/s long videos on cooking one dish, or two or five, just to really properly emphasize how long that shit takes and to be real specific about everything.

[@the_legendary_fire]

I have one question how often do you actually play splatoon 2

[@aymuhspunj]

@Thi_Usi guess you gotta read the thing first before you actually do it. Plus following videos of people cooking em alleviates that a bit.

[@lore644]

The best I could do is motts fruit gummies and goldfish crackers stacked

[@bigl8375]

Oh hey Woomy!

[@willphoenix5464]

"We can't do that!" God has already left, there is no one to keep things that shouldn't be from existing anymore

[@BuglordSupreme]

Gotta be honest, Daniel with a waistcoat and his sleeves rolled up is making me feel some kind of way

[@sourdrop]

Rightfully so! He is a very handsome guy

[@annem8704]

Pls he's so cute

[@kaemincha]

when he turned around to show the galaxy waistcoat, i literally went :O

[@borgkingerei6993]

Daniel looking like a boywife ngl

[@hyvnmni]

agreed, and his slim waist is just 😳😍

[@zigzaghyena]

If I ever meet RT in real life and he's wearing like, a t-shirt and jeans, I might die from the shock.

[@BQhjort]

I expected this to be amusing and all, but I didn't expect to cry-laugh for minutes straight. The NSFW caterpillar clusterfuckery is amazing.

[@crazyshark1016]

"You call the police when you hear that voice." No joke, I actually heard police sirens outside straight after that was said. I had to go back and check it wasn't the video.

[@Loop_Kat]

Cakejumper: "the whisk king" RT: "the drift king" subtitles: "the drip king"

[@ocal123]

fair enough

[@cee_ves]

“You’re thicc” Irish people : *internal panic trying to work out what they mean*

[@metetural9140]

Damn those internet memers! I can never say thick again in a non obtuse way!

[@jesucristocomentador9555]

So raniel is unnable to correctly order pizza but he can make perfect satanic caterpillar cakes?

[@buttsagonton101]

He's a man of very specific skills. Like building literal shit volcanoes.

[@adamchmielewski6162]

Rut row, raniel is rommiting ror rimes in rafgahnistan

[@M4SKED2001]

Finally we can see our Twitch Brethren on screen and see the pain they go through

[@masonseymour2455]

“You fool! It was I who baked the cake!” - Von Karma

[@m25632]

*VON KARMA NO!*

[@FlareStorms]

i baked it in the chemical factory!

[@Agilku117]

NO! Von Karma NO!

[@copper9687]

@@Agilku117, he tried his best!

[@metetural9140]

I've kept it inside my shoulder for the past 20 years!

[@ninjaamber]

RT and Cakejumper are the chaotic Irish duo we've always needed, congrats on creating a devilish cake

[@metetural9140]

Have we just forgotten Kevin?

[@WizBunny3]

@@metetural9140 Hes spanish now

[@metetural9140]

@@WizBunny3 ahh he got nationality reassignment surgery?

[@wildmax4355]

This feels like Magical John’s origin story

[@MrYago-xd7um]

Had that inside out caterpillar gone ass to mouth backwards, I'd agree.

[@genericbushfire3055]

As an Australian: I confirm, kookaburras do laugh and their favourite time to do it is *FIVE IN THE DAMN MORNING.* Ahem, anyway, rest in pieces compost

[@LexoDaGoose]

I know, the Wagtails favourite time to scream at me is about six fifty. My neighbours are concerned by how much I tell "SHUT UP!" Towards the birds.

[@victoriousf.i.g.3311]

RT's massive smile at the idea of decapitation really warms the cockles

[@croquemaster314]

Cockles 😳

[@ScrumpehDrinker]

I love how dan is on his knees and still almost at eye level with her

[@bubblescangame]

As a professional baker, the way he does butter is pretty standard at least in my family business

[@slashplane]

It made me wonder and realize the method in the U.S. is almost unique. In the U.S. butter is sold in sticks wrapped in wax paper which have markings indicating each tablespoon so it is extremely easy to get exactly how much you need, no fancy math or measuring device.

[@thakillman7]

@@slashplane In europe the wrapping is marked every 50 grams

[@ashrowan2143]

See i prefer using the markings when possible but when I can't I do something that's going to make someone kill me someday... I use water displacement to measure my butter, I fill a liquid measuring cup with cold water and keep adding the butter while watching the markings on the side until I've displaced enough water... It hasn't failed me yet but I will admit it's the act of a monster

[@AceFuzzLord]

I never thought about using water displacement for that purpose. Definitely a method you use as a last ditch effort

[@slashplane]

@@thakillman7 Then there shouldn't be a need to weigh it unless its double checking like 4+ sticks?

[@timthegatekeeper9677]

This cooking game is super realistic and the framerate... its amazing!!

[@forestissleepy]

I love the face he makes when he voices magical john

[@__Pigeon]

Having never seen what a caterpillar cake looks like, I won’t spoil it for myself and just keep this as my only reference

[@TomWaymouth]

This is the baking equivalent of when RT played Dark Souls the wrong way round and broke all the sidequests

[@Shatterverse]

Butter in the US comes in wrappers with little lines on for measuring. You literally just cut it while its wrapped to length and then unwrap the piece you're using. For cups, instead of tablespoons, you just do some conversion math.

[@eagleeye5189]

It was only when she started using the mixer that I realized their computer is on the same table and inches away from the liquid batter being made.

[@finn_underwood]

Caterpillars. Just what I've always wanted to eat.

[@the_guy_that_asked]

I Would just die if i ate one of those buggers so i agree Edit:i am allergic to those so i would be unable to breathe.

[@crackedemerald4930]

@@the_guy_that_asked How'd you know you're allergic to caterpillars?

[@the_guy_that_asked]

@@crackedemerald4930 You dont wanna know i was a weird child.

[@petricoded]

@@the_guy_that_asked I can respect it

[@crackedemerald4930]

@@the_guy_that_asked did you... Eat caterpillars?

[@mrthomasvision140]

“What’s brown and sticky? A caterpillar apparently.” Thanks dude.

[@luluconacolo2729]

the magical john and salad fingers comparison gave me +5 years of life omg my two favorite creepy guys,,,

[@williamd2989]

She's too powerful, even the Master of Disaster himself isn't as chaotic.

[@ljphoenix4341]

After watching this stream live, I'm happy to say that I am now a regular viewer of Cake's streams, and she has become my favourite streamer to watch currently. A massive thanks to Dan for introducing me to such a cool, fun Twitch channel, with an awesome community surrounding it.

[@FrickinRumbi]

The mental image of RT just appearing at Josie’s door in a full suit holding Baby Gilbert is very terrifying

[@honooryu5374]

You two are pure chaos and I love it. Just checked in on her stream and it seems she is enslaving wildlife, to help her speedrun grow carrots. Like you do on a wendesday.

[@jackpatterson7110]

PLEASE do more baking, this is one of the funniest things I've ever watched 😭😭 That whole scene about Dan being tall was amazing. The comments saying she should take out his knees and that he looks like a Danganronpa character were class🤣🤣

[@F0KZ]

Glad you posted highlights, this one didn't cross my radar lol. Much love to Compost our new lord and savior

[@Oblivion-bk6fg]

Probably because it was streamed on cakejumper's twitch and not RT's

[@F0KZ]

@@Oblivion-bk6fg nah I'm in the RT discord too n get notifs from there, just wasn't home til later that eve that day lol

[@Oblivion-bk6fg]

@@F0KZ ah, well it was a great stream

[@horneytoaster4773]

Ah finally. I’ve been waiting for CallMeKevin to do Baking Bad forever now.

[@copper9687]

I think he is much better at cooking than he used to be.

[@marblgotchi]

colin the caterpillar was never the same after the accident

[@alex-p5]

They called him the Sift King back in college.

[@chadgeary2653]

This is the most wholesome and fucking adorable content I have ever watched. I laughed so hard and smiled the whole time.

[@tttmmm1388]

Cake jumper and rt is possibly the best content on KZbin.

[@samsherman7932]

We’re ready for RT just design and build and house on stream.

[@SnoodDogg]

So much paint to watch while it dries!

[@Ollebolle112]

Sims

[@samsherman7932]

@@Ollebolle112 exactly

[@NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois]

He should play Mulle Meck builds a house, or whatever it's called in english if it even was ever translated.

[@Estesujeto_en_youtube]

This couple has a lot of chaotic energy and they are using them on normal tasks, i love them.

[@croquemaster314]

Dan x Gilbert 😳

[@sombatstudios]

@SadoTornado Gilbert, no!

[@hazeltree7738]

Are they a couple? I don't think so

[@tylergarrity3353]

5:42 I love the guy who just joined in chat as they start screaming about moose pain

[@papermoonbunny]

for some reason 18:22 really got me like she’s just havin a good time

[@kuronekohime6703]

One of the best parts of this stream was how my two most favourite streamer communities came together. It was absolute and perfect chaos, I loved it. RT and Cake should 100% stream together more often if they can arrange it! The worst part of the stream was the cake.

[@quinn8996]

Finally Dan is feeding us

[@itamarbar9580]

4:42 they're a great comedic duo! They're bouncing off of eachother so fast!

[@SeaKaned]

the synergy between these two is amazing

[@catofsnow_]

there's something implicitly wrong about watching RT cook and actually feeling hungry for it. it just feels illegal on this channel

[@TheMrrccava]

I adore how anywhere with heavy accents when you bundle 2 or more people with the same accent together the accent gets so much more intense

[@catrinmelldansen]

i love how QUICKLY dan realised it was Salad Fingers

[@_soothsayer_]

i love how dan is the one who would kill numerous npcs without a second thought but would also be a very polite guest at a friend's place

[@KittyPrydeVFX]

9:01 the best/worst part: it's not just a furby piano. It's a Furby _Organ._ The video is on youtube: "THE FURBY ORGAN, A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT MADE FROM FURBIES" 44. _44_ FURBIES. And this was apparently about five years ago. I have- I just-- I don't-

[@slwrabbits]

I had to look this up, and I don't know if I should thank you or curse you for the resulting nightmare. Some say no knowledge is useless; others say ignorance is bliss.

[@LuckySketches]

I'd like to imagine Daniel just walks around in a suit 24/7.

[@SolstaceWinters]

RT's brand really is making something normal into a disaster. His MO is destruction and chaos, and I'm all for it.

[@voxvolhynia5400]

Thank you for the daily nightmare fuel, Dan. Just remember, what goes around comes around. It's a little thing I like to call von Karma.

[@nihili4196]

Dan looks like he has been stretched up in post production. It's either baby-sized kitchen, or Daniel is bigger than I though.

[@tarnkazsuhara1098]

9:07 the look of genuine concern on your face is absolutely priceless

[@Sturdim]

such a wholesome pair, great vid to end off my day.

[@alexselle856]

This is just magical. Thank you for this RT. I now watch a lot of Cake’s content too. You too should collaborate again with a reenactment of cookie clicker irl.

[@FlyingDubja]

RT is such a sweet chaotic bean. I work in a bakery and I would love to just set him loose in there and see what he makes ✨

[@original_demonic]

“Oh don’t worry, it’ll be fine, we can whip up a cake for Tommy...the M&S ones are so expensive!” The cake:

[@Sootielove]

I haven't laughed so much in a long time. This was fucking hilarious

[@CraftingGummi]

5:52 yes, actually, I have. I was sitting in bed, just talking out loud to entertain myself, when I decided to try doing an impression of a character I liked (Willow Park from The Owl House). After two tries, I somehow replicated her voice perfectly and sat there in utter disbelief. I've never replicated it.

[@Ommoo]

i love seeing blahaj everywhere i go now i recently bought one and now this ikea shark has made its way into an rtgame video perfection.

[@Oli.V]

Seeing other people discover Beanie Sandferbs (Hank Green’s bean furby) is so funny to me because the 2021 p4a left me so desensitized that it’s just like seeing an old friend again.

[@TheHylianBatman]

She seems delightful, I might need to check her out some more. I love Compost, I shall miss him dearly.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

3:07 Wait, your butter sticks aren't labeled? Over here, the wrapper the stick of butter comes in has markings of how much it is in cups and metric, just marked on the wrapper like a ruler.

[@ToiletWolf12]

someone said Dan makes an excellent house wife and I can't stop thinking about it.

[@DJAvren]

A true masterpiece of video making. Thank you lovelies for making this and thoroughly destroying compost.

[@Turamulli]

They looks so freaking Irish, I love it, it makes me feel so safe.

[@janbottos7817]

Please, I need more vidoes of you two together. Your slightly different brands of chaos compliment eachother beatifully

[@Lubluues]

finally. the origins of compost

[@gweeble7217]

Hey RT! This is unrelated, but if you haven’t already you should consider playing the second game of the Phoenix Wright series. I am a long time fan of the series and seeing you play the first game and actively integrate one of the characters as a channel meme was one of the biggest highlights of September for me. I think you would love the new rival prosecutor (I won’t spoil anything but she’s a very… different vibe from Edgeworth) and the new explored concepts in the cases. The second game really starts exploring some of the what if’s for the franchise in regard to Phoenix’s ideology and sets the groundwork for more involved overarching storylines (which really starts in the third game, which was by far my favorite). You also have some fun first-game characters return and some iconic new ones introduced. I think it would be fun to watch and play, although I am a big super fan so I’m pretty biased.

[@thearsonistofarland3087]

The Roaming Gourmet’s origin story