We Baked Kirby into a Car

There is an alarming amount of blood in this video but the cake tasted great
Watch our previous baking attempt: • We Baked a Cake That W...
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[@RTGame]

Please send Josie so much love and support she's so good and a dear friend www.twitch.tv/cakejumper You can find her on Twitter here too twitter.com/Itscakejumper and watch our past baking video here kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYvbq6qvbJeVh5I

[@Cosmik60]

Did you know they used to call him the Cook king back in college?

[@cakejumper]

hECK ❤️ Thank you for coming back for another baking stream, it was so much fun 🎉🎉

[@captaincaspian42]

Cursed Carby will now drift his way into into our hearts :D

[@jali96]

They used to call him the Drip King back in college

[@lukascosmos2182]

Yooo, another baking stream! But also, how the hell are ya so tall? Lad, ya frighten me sometimes, ya do but keep up the good work, it's fun

[@penndogg7369]

"You can eat kirby's ass at home!" is a line I'd never even think of existing much less being said in such a jovial way.

[@swimmerofage2148]

Whats the name of the song that was being played at the time? 21:13 i believe

[@samt3412]

@@swimmerofage2148 Windmill Isle from Sonic Unleashed

[@swimmerofage2148]

@@samt3412 thanks bro!! Knew it was familiar, Unleashed was one of my favorite games as a kid but unfortunately I haven't played since like 2013 at the latest

[@saulgallagher5668]

Kirbussy

[@jacobstep7153]

@@saulgallagher5668 *NONONONONONONO*

[@Tommy50377]

At first I thought the title said "Baking Kirby into a Tragic Car Crash," and the scary thing is that seemed like a completely normal video from Rt

[@aronworlen1752]

@@R.MaxumOff Are you wearing your mask wrong on purpose?

[@-FutureTaken-]

@@aronworlen1752 yes, thats the creepy content

[@stormlordeternal7663]

Kirby is a car crash. I'm sure Kirby would appreciate the cake tho.

[@gooseygoose46673]

I wouldn’t have been surprised if that was the original name for this video

[@immymoe914]

Can you read?!

[@dazcarrr]

"crayons are non-toxic but you still shouldn't melt them down and drink them" of course, the most intuitive way to consume a crayon

[@343DeltaSpark]

Don't tell the Marines

[@calamaribowl8683]

"Spit out the purple ones"

[@Blue-fg8vt]

But what about when the crayons harden again

[@_QWERTY__]

@@343DeltaSpark tell the marines! Who do you think are the ones that discovered that crayons COULD be drunk

[@343DeltaSpark]

@@_QWERTY__ They aren't that smart. The only thing they know how to drink is beer and glue

[@infordin7489]

I love how every time Dan makes a "hip with the kids" joke cakejumper looks like she's thinking "should I kill him now or off stream"

[@inoob26]

It's rare to see someone who can match Dan's chaotic nature in the same room that somehow doesn't devolve into a fire situation

[@NimhLabs]

Wait... has CallMeKevin crossed over with CakeJumper?

[@cakejumper]

Honestly I'm as shocked as you are at the lack of fire

[@pancakes4life804]

@@NimhLabs there would be much more fire if he did, probably

[@Cosmik60]

@@pancakes4life804 How much fire would be caused if Drift Daddy, Kevin, AND cakejumper were in the same room?

[@skippy6875]

I think you mean EVOLVE into a fire situation

[@thecyberrabbit1440]

The fact that Dan is so tall and skinny makes this so much funnier for some reason. There’s just this towering figure kinda off to the side

[@ambozz3726]

Dan is a Titan.

[@livingcheese2910]

@@ambozz3726 A TiDan... sorry

[@chadgeary2653]

If the door were open and he were to just stand in it in dimmer lighting. Would be fucking terrifying to say the least.

[@jennifersmith8743]

he IS the Spire

[@jack.___.__._._._]

He's actually short

[@greygravesVT]

A perfectly wholesome cake with absolutely nothing wrong inside.

[@gnomewarlord6221]

Wow. Never seen a Boyfriend of The Dead profile pic here.

[@julianasousa5962]

Hi There Lol He go brrrr lol Look its a bird no it’s a plane no its a HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

[@eskurian8565]

and the Kirbycar is pretty good too.

[@xaviorshideout]

Damn you really got the comments that all share the same 3 braincells

[@PHOTON.thief.]

*The Flesh Is Coming The Flesh Is Coming The Flesh Is Coming The Flesh Is Coming The Flesh Is Coming The Flesh Is Coming The Flesh Is Coming The Flesh Is Coming*

[@beeman2337]

"something can be nontoxic and you probably shouldn't consume it" I wish i knew that when i ate a whole container of play dough

[@chalkycherries]

_excuse me_

[@20hourswasted10]

Which color?

[@SenkingFar]

You mean which flavor?

[@20hourswasted10]

@@SenkingFar yeah

[@sirBrouwer]

you know that you should first take it out of the container do you. Also I recommend to get it star shaped they taste better

[@potatodude3947]

Fun fact: some Kirby games have actually had blood in them. The final boss of Kirby's Dream Land 3 shoots blood at you as its main form of attack, and its second phase consists of it literally tearing its eye out of the socket to ram into you, dripping blood. The final boss of Kirby 64 is a biblically accurate angel fought in a literal hellscape who cries tears of blood every time it's hit in the eye. Edit: wasn't aware of the other instances such as Dark Meta Knight in Triple Deluxe or Void Termina in Star Allies, as those are much more subtle and therefore easy to miss.

[@dazcarrr]

forgotten land is relatively tame

[@liamparker8813]

Makes sense, since it’s technically the same entity.

[@randomtheorist251]

The Star Allies final boss also includes a section where you go into a god's organ chamber and rip it's heart in two.

[@TealZero]

*3, Dark Meta Knight's Revenge in Triple Deluxe spits out blood from behind it's mask when transitioning to phase 2

[@eternalcerberus1445]

"Fun fact"

[@amemesiella]

cakejumper and rtgame are such an iconic baking duo i'm glad to see more blursed baking content!!!

[@trxpp708]

the word iconic is thrown around too much nowadays

[@ViridiVulpis]

@@trxpp708 well, are they wrong?

[@Lanthardol]

@@trxpp708 it’s cause iconic is such an iconic word to use for two or more paired things.

[@jonathanpilcher337]

@@trxpp708 the definition fits

[@trxpp708]

@@ViridiVulpis somewhat, I get people saying they're a good duo but they've hardly made waves in the media like actual icons have like billie eilish or Ronaldo

[@LisaCloverbloom]

the sibling energy these two radiate is absolutely wild

[@thealchemistking4063]

*you are aware they're boyfriend and girlfriend though... right?*

[@sammorley8450]

@@thealchemistking4063 source?

[@thealchemistking4063]

@@sammorley8450 RT himself?

[@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat]

@@thealchemistking4063 do we believe RT on this though?

[@focalpoint._]

@@thealchemistking4063 Where does he say this?

[@skelebone1687]

Dan continuing to do his "funny may-may" bit while Josie literally holds a knife just shows how little he fears death and I love it- Also really hope to see more of you both in the future! This was an absolute joy to watch :D

[@pizzafacenine1498]

something i said caused that and i feel like i should apologise

[@silversonome5360]

Well, if Dan keeps saying "may-may" I don't think we'll see much of him in the future...

[@blakksheep736]

I love the shot of Cake just idly contemplating the knife as RT continues to ramble.

[@adrienlastname4663]

Kirby's only internal organ is his stomach, which is also, and I cannoy stress this madness enough, an infinite subspace into which he can astral project himself to access thing he previously ate.

[@isuckatusernames4297]

that only was 1 time in the anime

[@Hello-lf1xs]

And in Squeak Squad apparently

[@rambbler]

@@isuckatusernames4297 the anime is completely canon, dontcha know?

[@altima1515]

So he could probably swallow a entire nuclear bomb or A gun and just puke it back up This Also reminds me this seems very similar to Rico one of the penguins from Madagascar

[@cosmoly299]

“How do I work the microwave?” “What?!” “HOW DO I WORK THE MICROWAVE??” “WHAT?!”

[@StickMaster500]

Kirby is being imprisoned for his crimes against the universe by being transformed into a car and two Irish Nerds eating him while he’s still conscious. *A Family Friendly Cooking Stream*

[@LocalLibrarian]

Sniper gaming

[@ashikjaman1940]

>Implying anything can contain Kirby when he doesn't want to be contained

[@blakksheep736]

@@ashikjaman1940 yes

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Just a normal Kirby game

[@nadavwolf6390]

Three nerds, actually

[@cakejumper]

I can't believe we cut Kirby's ass off

[@kolbycantu2171]

Kirby can no longer have his cake stolen by an eldritch horror if he BECOMES the cake

[@calamaribowl8683]

If the internet taught me anything, Kirby has plenty of cake

[@porguinturtle3854]

@@calamaribowl8683 I will smack kirbys cake

[@-FutureTaken-]

A waddle dee is an eldritch horror? Yeah okay Im honestly not suprised

[@Alyakismydutchname]

@@calamaribowl8683 I thought Kirby was supposed to be an oddly powerful, god-like toddler 😕

[@immortal_shrooms6757]

@@Alyakismydutchname he's eternal. We cant deduce much

[@ljphoenix4341]

Anyone who doesn't understand why chat was asking for a can of BEANZ, must not be familiar with Cake's baking streams. It is tradition, and chat will riot if there are no beanz. It's just the way things are.

[@userone297]

The amount of times Josie looks over at Dan like "This guy"

[@ljphoenix4341]

14:03 I love how Dan just looks over at Cake whilst mid sentence, and then just completely loses his train of thought as he sees her holding the icing upside down 👀🤨

[@BannedFromTheaters]

Cake and RT are such different types of chaos, but somehow it meshes so well.

[@ashgcy]

There’s just something about this level of chaos in the kitchen... it truly will be a May-May we all remember, perhaps it will even be “bussin” as the kids say

[@themoosemanguy1537]

Nothing like watching Dad and Grandma bake a cake

[@ItsJustVirgil]

The two baking are as chaotic as expected, but I wanna know more about that dashing lad in the red apron and two hats, who I assume they’re making the cake for.

[@cakejumper]

His name is Oscar, but we call him Shark! 🦈❤️ He's my co-host!

[@ItsJustVirgil]

@@cakejumper oh dear, he’s so precious.

[@ljphoenix4341]

@@ItsJustVirgil Shark/Oscar is a good lad, we love him for that. Dave on the other hand...

[@ljphoenix4341]

@@cakejumper Oscar is a wonderful cohost!

[@yaboipktendo]

Suprised you didnt make the Kirburger But you know, Carby is better than Kirburger

[@Silver5kull]

*Poyota

[@Sarratomania13]

@@Silver5kull When I someday comeback to this thread I want to see MILLIONS of likes on your comment. Actually the greatest thing anyone said in history

[@yaboipktendo]

@@Silver5kull Holy Shit This has to be the best Carby Pun i've Seen Please, Just Take my comment as yours

[@mystrrrreioucuszthlpepperac]

@@Silver5kull the amount of thought put into this pun is ASTROMICAL! I NEVER COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS! Never change, Silver5kull.

[@GhaniKeSawah]

@@Silver5kull I'm subscribing to you for this genius

[@berry2254]

If I had a nickel for everytime someone made a kirby car cake, I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[@Matthasacat]

Best reference

[@Zulf85]

You can buy a Carby blancmange at the Kirby Cafe now

[@gferrol118]

@@Matthasacat if I had a nickel for every time I saw this reference, I would have enough nickels for when vending machines become the dominant race

[@awesomeguy9513]

Ahhh berry the cat how wonderful of you to join me as I test the Voiceinyourheadinator

[@yaboipktendo]

@@gferrol118 Vending Machines move Up on the Food Chain. They already kill more people a year than Sharks

[@LoadedAlloy]

The way they say "car" in their accents and the frequency of which they say it makes me so happy

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

"Kaer"

[@simeonwashington9995]

This was a delight to watch! Was interesting to see Kirby's flesh as things were coming together seeing as he usually is a bottomless void 😂

[@vhh2953]

I really don't think this is what Nintendo intended when they introduced mouthful mode to the Kirby franchise

[@blakksheep736]

Now you can have mouthfuls of Kirby!

[@shadowldrago]

RT is a chaotic gremlin of a man and we wouldn't have it any other way.

[@warped_online3984]

Literally just turned the video on: RT: THATCHER IS DEAD (cake dying off to the side) But in all seriousness, I love the energy these two give off together. Gotta love the "Toad-Voice Brigade".

[@radosbarner1734]

Watching this while building the LEGO International Space Station was a huge mistake. Every time a semi-loud sound came out of my speakers the entire structure SHOOK.

[@subnormality5854]

This was adorable. And horrifying. Classic RT content.

[@pastaman7278]

Drinking game, for every stream RT has committed a war crime, take a drink

[@oroshithegodeater2590]

_do i look like i hate my liver?_

[@thecalculatecavy2837]

@@oroshithegodeater2590 yes

[@TheWizardMus]

I have liver failure now

[@paulk5670]

Not as bad as you might think, as a lot of what he does is technically a crime against humanity, not a war crime, since he typically isn't at war to begin with.

[@andrewduong2740]

@@paulk5670 I don't think that makes it better

[@PentiSam]

Food dye tip - dip the tip of a toothpick into the colouring and then into the thing you want coloured, if you need the colour to be light. You can always add more!

[@X-SPONGED]

Concerned Neighbor : _(Calls The Cops)_ The Police : _(Bursts into RT's Kitchen)_ _"Oi, Oi, What's all this then ?"_ [11:11] RT with a Bloody Kitchen Knife in His Hand and Red Food Paste Everywhere : _"Bakin' a Cake ?"_ Constable : _(Looks around one last time)_ _"Aight, Fair Enough..."_ _(Leaves The Premises)_

[@Szarekh]

i love cake jumper. Shes the chaotic redhead every loser needs in their lives

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Oh my god. Ive literally had two chaotic redheads in my life. I am the loser. Dammit

[@honestlyaccurate6571]

Aside all the cursed imagery in the video, Cakejumper and RTGame together always make me laugh with their comedy.

[@thenumber102k]

This is so wholesome and cute! I sure do hope Carby Cake doesn't turn into an eldritch being containing horrors beyond mortal comprehension!

[@captainblue5096]

uh oh

[@carrsolo4874]

Well, Kirby did become Marx at the end there, so... Make of that what you will.

[@slwrabbits]

not if you eat him fast enough

[@MicaylaRuby]

Rt: making purposely cringe jokes about being "hip with the youth" Josie: *trying to explode him with her mind*

[@ayaanmohammad6645]

Honestly, I'm fasting today, and I thought the cake wouldn't look very good, so I wouldn't have a problem. However, the cake actually looks amazing, and I am having regrets.

[@hazelnutbread5467]

I don’t envy anyone celebrating Ramadan or otherwise fasting today, stay strong!

[@yoyleb1711]

Ramadan mubarak my friend!

[@ayaanmohammad6645]

@@yoyleb1711 Thanks!

[@ConfusedRambutan]

Same. i should have waited till after iftar

[@cytokindness]

What happens if Kirby just Mouthful Modes a big kitchen knife? What would that look like?

[@SenkingFar]

Armageddon

[@lasagna3289]

this kills the kirb

[@thegoldenbucketstudios9896]

A hole in Kirby

[@ayaanmohammad6645]

A lot of blood

[@imhappy7632]

I dont have a vast knowledge on kirby anatomy but I feel like he would be immune to tearing considering the things he has swallowed

[@lasagna3289]

When I noticed the Blähaj I gasped and said "BLÄHAJ" out loud

[@typerakalamies6237]

Blåhaj us perfect

[@m1lfhunt3r]

0:49 cakejumper just headbanging to the doom soundtrack is a mood ngl

[@randomtheorist251]

Kirby - Cake - Death This feels familiar. But I can't quite place it.

[@Kin.Kiv1110]

Kirby squeak squad

[@ashrowan2143]

People interacting with Dan while he pretends to be significantly older than he is, is hilarious. Like Dan is a bit younger than my brothers with the amount of his career that needs him to keep an online presence their is no way he's even half as unaware as he pretends to be and I adore it

[@lucyread]

The pouyos of pain at the end were brilliant!

[@MrJFL]

Knowing RT's content history, doom music is perfect for a cooking stream.

[@original_demonic]

Tbh, an assassins teapot can work for tea and milk if you put the milk in the lower chamber and cover the right hole to pour the right amount. Lower chamber because heat rises :).

[@brandonmorrell4340]

Absolutely glorious, and Dan's performance was as cursed as always when with Cake Jumper. At least they didn't make Carmpost.

[@M4SKED2001]

First off Happy Belated Birthday Daniel! Here's to many more years to come, and second, well idk what to say because that's a very cursed Kirby Car

[@Woodland_Adventures]

"I haven't had lunch today" "Wha- did you have breakfast?" "I had a little bit of _thing I didn't understand._ " "What no, dan it's 20 till 5!" "Oh no." My adhd brain felt that.

[@chevronm.1019]

ik im 6 months late but he said he had a pain au chocolat :]

[@tip1471]

little known fun fact: RT is actually part stickbug

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

When a 4 inch Eldritch vortex incarnate is better at cooking than two adults

[@darthplagueis13]

It will never cease to amaze me that Dan someone manages to retain a 2 million+ audience in spite of him inflicting his maymays upon the internet.

[@oliverblomfield4932]

Kirby deserves this.

[@superiorrule34]

He deserves rule 34.

[@fabanano6158]

I mean... Probably tbh

[@mobileempire5446]

He’s the good guy don’t do that to kirb 😭

[@superiorrule34]

@@mobileempire5446 you mean her now?

[@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat]

@@superiorrule34 no. Kirby is canonically a boy and uses he/him pronouns. At least according to Nintendo's amiibo page.

[@X-SPONGED]

"Dan, Dance for Chat !" [2:51] RT : "I'll have you know that I'm like actually legendary at Just Dance, alright ?" _They used to call him The Dance King back in The Far Away Land we call "College"_

[@DissertatingMedieval]

As an American I just have to say your accents up the chaos level by 10% at least for me. It's like watching the Irish Lads, but wholesome.

[@aidanfarnan4683]

*Pink cake:* [Exists] *Blind Brendan Gleeson* : [Screams in Gaelic].

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

I understood that reference

[@prismo4752]

I love this 90's comedy baking show

[@norahhunt]

The height difference is literally killing me 💀

[@j.b9218]

Love how the top of his head is just almost out of frame lol

[@fabanano6158]

Are you getting crushed?

[@squeakboy3666]

obsessed with how rt sometimes has to bend over to stay in frame

[@deluxedistrait]

He’s built like the Dublin spire

[@Dustifer]

@@deluxedistrait the best built

[@_soothsayer_]

after Dan said he hadn't eaten, i half expected him to just be like "alright im gonna order food, you want anything?" then proceed to eat his meal on stream and tell an interesting story

[@Netbug009]

Had my gallbladder out two years ago. Can confirm it looked just like this.

[@froststar2794]

LMAO

[@lucywynnf]

I feel like the fact that the cake turned out good meant that Dan had to make up for the lack of cursed-ness by being as boomer as possible lmfao

[@sagidraconis9376]

15:05 Why is this so relatable? Like sometimes I just forget to eat Lunch and welp. It's 6.00pm. At least I'm eating now!

[@SnivyTries]

13:56 is the best time for the music to kick on. 14:03 is when Dan notices the situation and the music shows it perfectly XD

[@DCYT1974Diana]

Oh god I constantly forget how utterly horrifyingly tall he is

[@zeromailss]

Man I miss Baking Bad but this will do Imagine Dan + Kevin + cakejumper

[@arisoapi]

not even 10 seconds in but cakejumper's enthusiasm made my day a lot better already

[@blazingunicorn4035]

Ah yes, the thrilling sequel to CakeWantDie

[@Boddar]

Idk if it’s still around, but Playdoh made colored cookie dough at one point that was actually edible

[@wink0wink]

petition for them to do another baking stream because this is so hecking wholesome

[@domesticcat1725]

I love how people spammed amogus after the whisk dripped. And then whenever the word drip was even mentioned

[@phenomanII]

It's so nice to have someone react in real time when Grandpa Dan starts talking about funny internet mey-meys.

[@death1019]

I love the energy in this video. We need more chaotic baking streams

[@kate-km4he]

i love yous two so much, every classic duo has a tall one and a short one right lads

[@Dustifer]

I LOVE THAT THE SHARK IS BACK My favorite cuddle toy, other then my partner, and its just the best

[@Blocko_Boi]

Cake? More like… uhh… I haven’t watched the video yet I can’t make a topical joke.

[@A_Name_Music]

Bore Ragnorok

[@ViridiVulpis]

I love the energy these two bring to the stream!

[@willowjade1907]

No kirbys were harmed in the making of this stream (except that one)

[@meiguess6765]

*“Hey google… do you eat ass?”* Absolutely broke me. The way his hand is resting on the chair. The way he clearly and innocently enunciates so google would understand him. Blursed.

[@s-emeraldgamer41]

I am beyond words. This was the best interaction I’ve seen, and most entertaining cooking video. Very funny.

[@taesto3204]

A perfectly blursed duo, these baking streams are always a treat!

[@leosuber9475]

Daniel, you can't hide the horror of Kirby, not for long.

[@twiggy_being]

these two are the most chaotic baking palls, and they encapsulate how I think baking should always be

[@donovanjoseph737]

Less than a minute in and Doom music is playing. Beautiful

[@_soothsayer_]

I could honestly watch RT and cake bake/cook all day I hope they do more streams like this in the future

[@Nampledamp]

Rt editing has gotten to the point where you can tell by what he says when it's gonna cut.

[@ThePenisMan]

What happens in the waddle dee shop every time you spam ordered a cake for the shop figure:

[@yeethaw5816]

I want you two to have a cooking show. or better yet - advertise some fancy pans made with nanotechnology and other bullshit, I want to see you try to burn the whole set down :3

[@RobindenBoer254]

I love the baking videos so damn much. You two are absolutely hilarious together

[@Amber-iw2zh]

Few things instill as much fear in me as seeing a baking video from RT.

[@jackpatterson7110]

I love these videos so much, they bounce off of each other so perfectly😭😭

[@crazylumbyjack4607]

Very wholesome video, though I never knew RT was that tall

[@gas9360]

Oh no again....the tragedy of compost the caterpillar still hunt me

[@philsharpe4315]

Dan, I feel like you could do a really good waluigi cosplay

[@Orbital566]

We finally have clarified that rt is not attached to the suit

[@chalkycherries]

it's still there, just hidden under the shirt

[@Orbital566]

@@chalkycherries Dear god…

[@cjrecio5702]

That's a nice looking Karby cake, good job guys! Also, Daniel, I hope you play more Kirby games on the channel like Superstar Ultra, Return to Dream Land, etc... I think you'll enjoy them.

[@bluerabbit4010]

14:22 This music couldn't be more perfect 😂