I Love Murdering People, in Hitman 3

[@RTGame]

I really love murdering people, takes the stress of living away Get your murder shirt here freshmerch.fm/collections/rtgame/products/rtgame-basball-shirt

[@MoistYoghurt]

I love your streams never stop

[@Spike_365]

It does help

[@voxvolhynia5400]

For them and yourself

[@spectrumspectre]

Merch drop just in time for my birthday, thanks RT ❤

[@XSniper74184]

@@spectrumspectre ayyy, happy birthday!

[@alphusklaster9822]

You know, at first glance I only saw the “I love murdering people,” and seeing that it was from RT, I just completely accepted it.

[@ObligedUniform]

Same.

[@Erifire]

Mhm

[@abibaz22]

Tbh when I saw I love murdering people I thought this was by Kevin

[@rRevilo64]

@@abibaz22 either way blind acceptance is guaranteed.

[@rekk1215]

same

[@saltedpeppers6825]

I'm honestly expecting the voice in the game to start flirting with 47 at some point, if only because RT would instantly turn the game off and never touch it again

[@saltedpeppers6825]

@@comfortzoneking8785 are you ok

[@ash.g1310]

@@comfortzoneking8785 You good mate?

[@rgbf23]

@@comfortzoneking8785 ?

[@altsum1509]

@@saltedpeppers6825 he is just a dumb propaganda bot, don't give him attention

[@Apotheosister]

"Are you sweating?" "That's pleasant."

[@thefroggybannana]

“It’s just flowers.. oh no we’ve been here before” fucking loved that

[@theholyketchup6445]

**Flashback** Guard: Put your hands where I can see them! RT: Wha- It's just flowers.

[@dougdimmadome2968]

Holy shit it's my frog brethren what the fuck

[@EastofAll]

“Mr. Tumble, you repeatedly said you love killing people online” “Ah ah ah, I said in Hitman 3.”

[@acidicblade9449]

Your honor, it was simply for the vine

[@dingleburrs2714]

Objection! He put a comma before the hitman 3 meaning he loves to kill people and in hitman 3!

[@williamfalls]

RT: "I'll do it again! Ehyuck!"

[@marcusdaloia2974]

You joke but people have legit been arrested for shit they said for rap lyrics.

[@ohgodohnothebees]

Von Tumble, no!

[@ryaquaza3offical]

RT: *makes dark comments while murdering people constantly, jokes about how much he love death* The game: “oh hey I can do this too” RT: *scared Irish noises*

[@Cheerwine091]

Best part about the shirt is that it doesn’t automatically scream “merch”. People who know rt, and the inside jokes relating to hitman will see the shirt and recognize it, but anyone else just might think it’s a weird baseball t-shirt.

[@pablopereyra7126]

You could be walking down the street with that shirt and no one would notice it isn't an actual baseball shirt. And that is just amazing

[@brandon0109]

The dodgers are an actual team.

[@sunsetskye483]

Exactly. Best kind of merch

[@hye2354]

when I see the clown then that's when I know it's related to hitman.

[@lamarepository248]

Disappointed you didn’t include the part of the stream where in the pride mission you had to hide every body, so you started throwing bodies off a rooftop only to realize there was a bin on the rooftop, and that dropping the bodies didn’t count as hiding them.

[@andrewkim9848]

Not sure why, but I immediately assumed this meant there was a Hitman mission where you murdered homophobes at a pride parade

[@CiromBreeze]

Honestly that'll probably be the next video

[@AsbestosMuffins]

@@andrewkim9848 the 7 deadly sins missions, so far there's lust, greed, sloth, and pride

[@supercamborg4218]

@@andrewkim9848 I mean it would certainly be interesting

[@evilbird4012]

@@andrewkim9848 please make this

[@unicornpie3160]

How did you like your first taste of negative reinforcement, RT?

[@JBRedux]

The fact that there’s a comma before “in Hitman 3” makes it seem like RT realized what he said and then tried to cover it up

[@neonbunnies9596]

I love murdering people too! In, uh, Hitman 3. Yeah

[@THExRISER]

Yes that's the joke.

[@zerium5335]

soceity in a shell

[@Subpar1O1]

It's my favourite past-time, along with playing Hitman 3

[@THExRISER]

@@shady5595 I know, it's the implication that they thought other people couldn't deduce that on their own is what's bothering me.

[@LeveyHere]

Thank you for the "in Hitman 3" part, you had me worried, RT.

[@kmn_im_oli]

@@comfortzoneking8785 r u good sir?

[@LeveyHere]

@@comfortzoneking8785 as a Republican, I can say you're crazy.

[@Apollo_G]

@@comfortzoneking8785 lmao ok

[@pokejedi5184]

@@comfortzoneking8785 I think you're just high then. Clearly you have no common sense. Like, how does that even relate to this video? And do you have PROOF? No.

[@moodle6500]

@@comfortzoneking8785 bruh

[@JackInTheBack3359]

That “It’s just flowers! Oh no, we’ve been here before.” from RT before shooting the guard was hilarious.

[@trigger7ff6]

i may be stupid: what's the joke?

[@failure4452]

@@trigger7ff6 in one of his hitman 2 streams he was being threatened by guards while holding flowers but having an illegal item in his inventory, and so he stood there while they pointed guns at him saying ‘It’s just flowers’

[@LooneyLei]

“How did you like your first taste of negative reinforcement” has the same energy as L.A Noir’s “Get back there and raise some lumps boy! I need a confession!”

[@aidanfarnan4683]

RT: "There's only so many chandelier accidents you can have before someone gets suspicious." Also RT: "Why do they suspect me? I only shot a *few* people."

[@plutonium09]

i love how RT is scared that the person talking sounds like something he would say

[@stevenmattrell3448]

RT: “love murdering people so much” Me: “In Hitman, right?” RT: … Me: “In Hitman…. Right?

[@StickMaster500]

If you removed the “in Hitman 3” part from the title, this would still be a normal RTGame video.

[@veryedgyswan7326]

Report my fake

[@grape1220]

Same if you remove the "murdering" aswell.

[@deerdust360]

Go away stick master

[@veryedgyswan7326]

@@deerdust360 go away, Deer dust

[@deerdust360]

@@veryedgyswan7326 he is a menace

[@michaelgibson413]

Let's keep it in hitman, though. We can't have any pesky murder charges in the way of rtgames content, can we?

[@Adam-ox7zo]

Not again!

[@Adam-ox7zo]

@@comfortzoneking8785 what are you on about

[@Birb728]

Don't worry phoenix wright will protect us all from Von Karma.

[@michael_gibbs]

Did a real double take seeing your name, it's really close to mine!

[@toast4248]

RT is safe from false murder charges now that Von Karma has been incarcerated

[@Naruneyl]

I love that he added as clarification in the title as if someone out there is just waiting on a small out of place comment from him to say "that's it, he admitted to the crime, that's all the proof we needed let's get him folks"

[@jonnevanmil]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him! *FBI storms RT’s house*

[@sunsetskye483]

He’s probably on a watchlist somewhere

[@PaleGhost69]

The shirt is missing a muffin. For that reason I'm not buying it. It has nothing to do with my bank account being single digits. After the decimal.

[@Emrirwastaken]

the stream just exploded when rt dumped the target off the wall "THE WALL" "WALLLLLLL" "YES"

[@smallmailman3992]

I love how RT thinks “in hitman 3” will make us forget his true psychopathic tendencies. We are onto you RT.

[@yaboicheezewheeze]

Mission: Do not kill the secret admirer. RT: …and I took that personally.

[@egcart4957]

RT titles like these are how you get onto lists

[@jonnevanmil]

this comment made me chuckle so thank u lmao

[@yellobanana6456]

RT: *kills every stranger he sees* Narrator: ew sweating

[@hilariocitii]

Literally any of the Hitman games: non-target killed! Dan: I missed the part where that’s my problem

[@sharktank5234]

To be fair if RT got rid of the "in hitman 3" part it would still be fairly normal behaviour for him

[@chaos6839]

@@comfortzoneking8785 please just get the fuck away from humanity

[@angrypopsicle8667]

@@chaos6839 It's probably a bot.

[@august_tried]

@@comfortzoneking8785 isnt hawaii still the US

[@galacticfire5315]

It’s a bot

[@veryedgyswan7326]

@@august_tried yes, just report my faker

[@justv1bin]

8:28 *"I DON'T SEE HIM-"* _The Blind Security Officer, ladies and gentlemen._

[@SolstaceWinters]

Oh, Dan, you ol' charmer, you. You had me at "bang", and I swooned when you suggested I explore your "meat locker." .... I later discovered that you weren't being coy, you just wanted to add my body to an arbitrary meat locker headcount.

[@rovanmj]

I don't know if you already know this RT but you can shoot the outlets to activate the electricity instead of looking for a screwdriver. This works for barrels too, but shooting the barrels just spills the oil, the oil on the ground is what you need to shoot to activate the fire.

[@Zeppy047]

I’ve been waiting for a shirt like that for an infinite amount of time

[@cornblaster7003]

@@comfortzoneking8785 what relevance does that have with the content of the video or the comment itself bud?

[@veryedgyswan7326]

@@cornblaster7003 it doesn't, and it also impersonated me to make me look bad.

[@cornblaster7003]

@@veryedgyswan7326 I wonder why they did that

[@connortg5]

i feel like it's more creepy when the game does it because, for the characters in the game, this is reality for RT it's joking about code and pre-coded characters for the narrator it's actual people with lives

[@sunsetskye483]

Also self aware games are terrifying

[@radracer8777]

1:15 RT I appreciate how well you timed that bodygrab; it looked like 47 caught his hand in midair to start dragging him away. Exquisite.

[@LucyKaida]

"It's just flowers." ... "Oh no we've been here before." Lost it at that one.

[@jared305]

Hitman: *extensive plot and well-written dialogue* RT: hehe pew pew

[@joe_pinch]

Remove the “in Hitman 3” part, and it’s way more realistic.

[@Stardreamer-fc9wr]

@@comfortzoneking8785 How would going to Hawaii help, spammer? Also this video has nothing to do with politics...

[@veryedgyswan7326]

@@Stardreamer-fc9wr he hates me for some reason and I don't know why. Don't know why he has to impersonate me though

[@veryedgyswan7326]

@@comfortzoneking8785 faker

[@bleepblock2177]

@@veryedgyswan7326 the man says "I found you" calling him a faker the 2 engage in an epic fight that will not be the last

[@firockfinion3326]

This feels like RTGame is auditioning to become the eighth deadly sin.

[@Karwrecked]

I've been playing Hitman 3 every single day for like 2 months straight and I can't stop. I love it so much. You introduced me to the first hitman and it gave me the first videogame I've ever loved. Thank you.

[@MartinPurathur]

I like to think that this Creepy Voice guy was inspired from multiple streamer's personalities. Like an amalgam of Twitch

[@pilarwolf8818]

@@comfortzoneking8785 please stop spamming

[@FilthTribeFTP]

@@comfortzoneking8785 I feel like this is a joke flying over my head, that everyone else understands, because I somehow missed the context related to it. This.... Is a joke, right?

[@7upvids]

@@FilthTribeFTP They’re likely trolling and spamming just to get attention. Unfortunately it seems to be working pretty well for them

[@MartinPurathur]

@@comfortzoneking8785 please seek medical attention

[@kjj26k]

@@comfortzoneking8785 Hawaii, as we all know, is not a part of the U.S.A.

[@Lichdemonz]

Wrath needs to make blueberry muffins lethal. Change my mind.

[@neonbunnies9596]

RT strategy for finding Lust's secret lover, like he does so often, is just trial-and-error

[@ChuggleDBuglGames]

That comma in the title is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this group project.

[@breezter]

I read the title as “I love murdering people so much I’m in hitman 3” and honestly why are you not a character in the game at this point

[@MrFlame-zk5cy]

Im so glad hitman 3 came out and RT is playing it more because honestly the hitman series is my favorite game to watch RT play because its amazing

[@neonbunnies9596]

11:42 Brings a new meaning to an "explosive diarrhea"

[@X-SPONGED]

RT : "I love murdering people,-" His FBI Agent : *moves closer to the monitor* "In Hitman 3" His FBI Agent : "they had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

[@samwisefamgee]

The only thing that could make RT playing hitman better was a more annoying british RT mocking him over the top.

[@tonyc.1013]

I think we could assume that by the sheer amount of times he’s played the hit man games I think, he might just like killing people.

[@Apollo_G]

Well, RT sure did find the admirer

[@Nayhaps_Mayhaps]

RT really just woke up and chose Violence huh **slow clap of respecc**

[@7isAnOddNumber]

2:32 “He stayed up all night before the mission, he shouldn’t have done that” Me watching this at 4 am: ._.

[@FilthTribeFTP]

Did the devs just indirectly give a nod to RTGame and other similar streamers who take the piss out of the game, by including the comedic inner monologue?

[@colinsweeney273]

From my time watching Jerma, and how much fun I had doing so, you definitely remind me of him. Thank you for bringing that back

[@thatguyintherain3168]

I can see 47 dressed as Spy shouting "Seduce Me!" while shooting the guests.

[@tritondemius3723]

That is quite the title, not even trying to hide your bloodlust anymore

[@yellobanana6456]

Doctor: you're gonna be okay His ghost: *bruh*

[@kingofawesomeness5375]

I thought people were done with this game, and I'm unbelievebly happy to be wrong here

[@isthatajojoreference3517]

The lust mission takes the process of elimination to a new level

[@ThatOneGuy-wv6wh]

"How do i give you the flowers?" *Proceeds to punch supposed lover in face*

[@blarg2429]

Kinky.

[@ThatOneGuy-wv6wh]

@@blarg2429 choke me like a murderer would

[@blarg2429]

@@ThatOneGuy-wv6wh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Blackhart-7]

I can just imagine wearing this merch while people ask me: "You watch baseball???" And my response will be something like: "Yes...of course...that is... what this means..."

[@iitsmeromii]

2:05 gold lynels in botw when you move your ass 1000m away from them

[@ChaoticPuffball]

“Why are they shooting me?” *HOSTILE AREA*

[@demadezba7316]

I love RT's character development with the flower bouquet

[@Bellandora]

Of course RT can subdue with his charm: He took Twitch chat out for a date.

[@Jetfox967]

RT has finally met his match, a creepy voice that sounds exactly like him.

[@itx3924]

This man turned a stealth game to an FPS game and I love it

[@AlienFan25]

They should have gotten Rt to record those voices, lines.

[@jamescanjuggle]

i wear shorts on the daily so when a friend invited me to dinner saying James please just wear jeans. I plan to do one better and cosplay as Agent 47 at the Fancy Pizza Restaurant xD

[@blarg2429]

Alternatively: jorts.

[@synphilia4776]

Making jorts is so difficult tho

[@pissmachine2728]

I'm half expecting this british voice to just be like "are you available on friday, agent 47?" or something

[@JackVoke]

"Don't shoot it's just flowers" We've been here before

[@whenmushroomsattack3303]

9:03 I see you Professor X.

[@gdnowl]

10:45 Ah yes, my explosively hot pepper pizza has arrived

[@NotSoLegendaryGreen]

That was the most violent flower delivery I've seen yet.

[@peng6220]

Ooh a new shirt to display my love of death! it's been a few minutes since I got a new one.

[@daka4ever]

People be saying that they are the super fan of Hitman's franchise but don't know Agent 47's real name

[@chainos2519]

RTGame playing Hitman is the greatest thing to have grazed this earth

[@Le_8x]

‘They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.’

[@blarg2429]

@@comfortzoneking8785 Are you called ComfortZoneKing because you expect anyone who pulls you out of your comfort zone to be executed for disrespecting you?

[@cassm7679]

I absolutely love your Hitman series! I was so excited to see a new video!!!

[@nathanford2072]

Guard: “Asshole!” *bang* 47: “Dumbass!”

[@Tiishen]

Devs: *make a mission specifically designed to encourage patience, and getting Silent Assassin* RT game: *blasts fuckin' everyone*

[@paullanga8707]

He actually changed the tittle, it didnt include the "in Hitman 3" part beforehand.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Love how you actually sound mortified that your own merch exists

[@chrishill601]

All I can think this whole video is, "Odd, that usually works."

[@valwei2]

Absolutely love your Hitman videos!

[@nathan.w4981]

when wrath is made RT had better be one of youtubers to make a challenge

[@jadeamulet2339]

RT you’re starting to push it with the titles

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Great Video! I never thought you could be so murderous

[@Dragon-ms6ss]

I don’t know how or why but this man is my comfort

[@SuidicalRaccoon]

The voice sounds and acts like James Moriarty from 'Sherlock' (the Benedict Cumberbatch and Freeman one)

[@Nafinafnaf]

“Celebrate smacking people with baseball bats” Sounds like the fallout 4 version of baseball. Yes, I talked to that one dude

[@tokaygecko8]

The most perfect way to play hitman RT helped to inspire me to play the game In the best way possible allowing me to go about my mission of killing every NPC on every map I've finished the first game but I am working on the second game to attempt to kill Evey NPC possible it's clearly the most fun way to play the game

[@varogoth]

@@comfortzoneking8785 I mean, the election was rigged but a bit much to say it here?

[@AustinNeverMisses]

@@comfortzoneking8785 Literally 0 people give a shit in the comment section of a hitman 3 video. Sure, it is a concern for Americans, but come on. A hitman 3 video?

[@AustinNeverMisses]

@@comfortzoneking8785 Not only that, but youre pretending that you have a son who cares about elections and is also 7 years old

[@AustinNeverMisses]

@@comfortzoneking8785 No normal 7 year old cares about politics.

[@stargazer7850]

Got a buddha quote right when I got the video recommendation, "An open heart is an open mind" . Meamwhile RT: "Cut open their hears and minds?"

[@Sunnycanoe87743]

"I love murduring so much" The FBI would like to know your location.

[@shintogamer8176]

I feel this title is interchangeable with any game RT has ever played

[@Pfincess]

One of these days rt is just going to actually go on a murder spree while making jokes and just add the words "in hitman" at the end

[@syntruss]

why is nobody talking about how good the shirt looks? it looks like an actual jersey

[@jcp1296]

Watching hitman without being worried about returning to Paris really hits different.

[@jcp1296]

@@comfortzoneking8785 joe mama lmao gottim

[@shinysparce3708]

@@comfortzoneking8785 joe mama lmao

[@andreworders7305]

What kind of coincidence is it that the last guy you kill is the one you're not supposed. You actually did it by process of elimination (literally). You did kill the last guy for some reason though.

[@chaosactually311]

Glad to see you're getting back to your roots!

[@thelunaticcultist5157]

RT + Hitman shirt? I’ll take your entire stock.